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40 Hilarious Conversations That People Overheard In L.A. And Decided They Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)
“We’re all ears,” states their slogan and they mean it. Meet “Overheard LA,” the internet’s powerhouse for conversations that were strictly not meant for one’s ears. With a whopping 1.6M followers on Instagram and 65.6K Followers on Twitter, “Overheard LA” collects some of the most hilarious and relatable conversations out there.
According to the project’s description, “Overheard is the insta-voice of our biggest cities; a unique media brand that satirizes millennial culture with engaging, localized content.”
Its founder, Jesse Margolis, started the account on a whim in 2015 after listening to a very Los Angeles-style conversation at a health food store. Now, it has multiple spinoffs, including Overheard New York.
For those who don’t get what the whole buzz is about, scroll down for the funny conversations featuring ripe avocados, brewed coffee, feta blocks, coughing in public, and… you name it. And after you’re done, be sure to check our previous posts on Overheard LA here and here.
More info: Instagram | Twitter | OverheardLA.com
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Gabriel Sbárbaro 4 years ago
If she wants to HAVE that life, Photoshop wouldn't help...
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Not true. There are a lot of under aged murderers. https://www.buzzfeed.com/annakopsky/young-murderers. Or search the net for "Murder committed by minors."
Ann Turner-Drevalas 4 years ago
except for those 2 ten year old boys in England who killed that 2 year old :(
Siv Øiesvold 4 years ago
Well, there are quite a few child killers as well +/- the age of 10 years old. And I mean real murder, not accidental.
Ashley Conover 4 years ago
To mention scary things, children have been murderers before as well.
If you’ve spent time in any of Los Angeles’ panoply of juice bars, coffee shops, or yoga studios, casually chatting with your friend or colleague, chances are you’ve been eavesdropped on. And that lighthearted talk you had about your brand new prosciutto cutting board delivered by Amazon drone is likely to have been listened to by thousands of people. Or, rather, read by 1.6M followers on the OverheardLA Instagram account.
The Instagram page dedicated to millennial culture and its whimsical whereabouts has now turned into a full-blown international brand. It now features three Instagram accounts, @overheardla, @overheardnewyork, and @overheardlondon, that add up to over 5 million followers across their Instagram Accounts.
Overheard also has its hip online shop with signature hoodies, mugs, sweatshirts, and stickers, all reflecting the joys and sorrows of urban millennial life.
#3
Amelia 4 years ago
PLOT TWIST: the person who overheard the conversation was the guy on the first date
Nizumi 4 years ago (edited)
This is why I swear by having brunch as a first date. Daylight. No alcohol. Nobody really expects a kiss after eggs benedict. And you can tell a lot about a person by how they eat. No matter what your gut tells you upon the first few seconds' meeting, you greet them right off the bat with a big smile and "Hi! Hi! It's nice to meet you! Heads up - my friend called and said he needs me to help him move his mom's fridge early this afternoon. Bummer, I know, but let's tuck in to breakfast and enjoy what we have now, right?" You'll be able to better judge the qualities of the person based on their reaction. If it's not going well, you have a scheduled exit. If it does go well, set up a second date. :)
ZombieGirl 4 years ago
It's kind of mean to sneak away like that, no? I've been on a couple first dates that were horrible and I just said "hey man, this isn't really working out. Can we just go home, no hard feelings?" Every time, they sighed with relief and were glad for the date to not drag on any longer. If the person is a creep or makes you uncomfortable, then I totally understand sneaking away
Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago
I understand that for sure, but maybe her case was really really bad?
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Unless she felt she was in some kind of danger, sneaking out on a bad date is just not cool. Tell the guy "Hey, I don't think this is going to work out" before leaving is much more respectful. I've had some pretty bad first dates and only left early once when the girl's sister showed up... with the girl's ex (!), and they joined us at our table.
Little Panda Bear 4 years ago
I find dashing a bit rude but it's understandable if your date is mean or disrespectful to you. Otherwise you could just tell them you're not into them. Or am i wrong?
#4
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Why not the opposite meds? The depressed spurred to action by the manic, the manics kept back by downers... It's obviously the script for a terrible "comedy" but what could possibly go right?
Johnny Rodriguez 4 years ago
'How did you meet? On a party? On a blind date?' 'No, on Oxycodone'
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Twho depressed people would do well. Each one would fear the other one is too good for them so they will always be the best version of themselves and apreciate what they have without taking it for granted, and they would support each other without comptent nor (necessarily toxic) positivy.
To find out more about this cool project and how it’s been doing lately, Bored Panda reached out to the Overheard representative for a chat. They told us that the project has certainly grown over the last few years.
“While our home will always be Instagram, we have begun to expand to other verticals such as text via the community app Clubhouse, where we host a biweekly comedy show and are exploring some really exciting product ventures.”
At its heart, Overheard is all about connecting people through a shared location or experience, “whether that is living in NYC (@overheardnewyork), dating on Bumble (@overheardbumble), or talking about celebrities (@overheardcelebs). It’s our goal to make people laugh and provide moments of joy and self-reflection,” the spokesperson explained.
#5
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Refusing service to anti-maskers is the best way to encourage them to change their attitude.
Memere 4 years ago
I recently saw a guy come in the grocer without a mask, & when I mentioned it to the cashier, she said "I know, but we can't enforce it.". And I'm thinking, Yes, you can - this is a private business, and the owner absolutely can demand it. They make us wear "shirt & shoes" to meet health department regulations, they can make everyone wear a mask or shield!
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Boredzzz 4 years ago
I am starting to feel a bit sorry for the 95% of all Karens that are probably nice and decent folks.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
My mom's name is Karen and is very vigilant about wearing masks.
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Javiera Gotelli 4 years ago
I live in a shthole country, and no one here is allowed to enter any store or similar without a mask. They just don't let you in unless you're wearing a mask, have your temperature taken and apply hand sanitizer.
KrabbyGramps666 4 years ago
When trumpers call anybody else “sheeple” it makes me laugh my ass off cause Trump supporters would jump off a cliff if he told them to
#7
Mr. Derpy Dino 4 years ago
haha! it's kinda true though right? (even though here in georgia, people put almost 5 cups of sugar in a 1 1/2 gallon of tea...)
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Bill 4 years ago
That GS who sold cookies out side the Dispensary in Denver was a genius
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David Martin 4 years ago
In all honesty though, Girl Scout cookie season is just unpaid child labor
Sarah 4 years ago
Very untrue. We love selling cookies. If you don't love selling cookies, then you have the option to not sell cookies. It may seem like we don't get any profit, but we do. We use the money to buy badges, go on field trips, and go to camp. If your parents or troop leaders are forcing you to sell cookies, then that is an unhealthy relationship and it needs to stop.
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Marcia Cash 4 years ago
Ask a Girl Scout if they have any cookies without horrid artificial junk.......no. They are peddling POISONS
Bill 4 years ago (edited)
I heard the cookies aren't made with real Girl Scouts either. Not listed anywhere on the ingredients
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Mili Del Rio 4 years ago
Love it....it's true my addiction is sugar and it's a tough habit to kick.
#8
Memere 4 years ago
This reminds me of the first house I looked at when we started house hunting 2 years ago. The agent (who I'd never met before) & I walked in and there were 'inspirational' phrases & words EVERYWHERE, on every wall in every room. We looked around, looked at each other and said "Words...too many words!". That's when I knew I had found the best real estate agent ever, she and I are still friends!
Hayley Rodgers 4 years ago
For Christmas this year my parents got my husband and I a full comforter and pillows set their Halloween thing so technically there's phrases on it. But it's things like wicked under a picture of a witch, or never more next to a raven.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Just chop them up... (bold, block letters) ...and feed them to pigs. (italic script)
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Michelle M 4 years ago
'Girl, I'm glad you're no longer together. He kissed me the last time I was at your place.'
Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
Life lesson: never, ever, ever diss a friend's partner, even if they *have* broken up (they can get back together). Simply ask them things like "how do you feel about it?" and reflect that back to them. So if they break up you can say "well, you did say he put his gaming first" and if they get back together all you ever did was repeat to her what she'd said.
Ray Martin 4 years ago
It's things like this throughout my life that (eventually) made me learn to only ever offer an opinion if asked for it.
Nicola Roberts 4 years ago
Never say what you really think about the ex. First rule of friendship!
It all started way back in 2015 when its founder Jesse Margolis created Overheard LA and San Francisco on a whim after listening to one such conversation in LA at a health food store. Now it's run by a team of seven. “We are fortunate to work with great brands like Bumble, Le Labo, Netflix, etc. Currently, we see ourselves as social-first local media, and plan to expand into podcasts, local events, product, and more video content.”
When asked what kind of conversations best reflect Overheard LA's concept, Overheard told us that it’s really anything that touches a shared experience, like “dating, finance, spirituality, food, or local knowledge.”
#10
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
How did you know one of the talking cats was called rebecca?
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Johnny Døpe 4 years ago
I have a friend, every flower she gets dies fast except the ones i gave her hehe
#11
S 4 years ago
You're not kidding. You're also not wrong lol I'm a millennial too.
Load More Replies... Erjenn Rejano 4 years ago
I'm a millennial too... I used to like podcasts, now there's too many and pretty much everyone has one
#12
Katie Gardner 4 years ago
I just moved to LA from southern Maryland. This is the most legit thing I’ve ever read.
Sista of the moon 4 years ago
Good mom... I’m a middle schooler, and i was also taught to cook. I’m glad i was :)
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Being 70 and still have to work on your birthday.... Meanwhile in Europe people are going crazy because they can't retire anymore when they're 65.
Dave P 4 years ago
You know some people work because the like their jobs, not because they have to? Like there was a college president who died about a decade ago, had his job from 1971 till 2011 and worked into his 90's because he lived for it. I knew a teacher who taught till he died at age 103, not because he had to work (he had a lot of savings and lived well) but because he loved his job
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ADHORTATOR 4 years ago
my uncle in Italy retired last year and gave the business to his youngest brother. My uncle is 84, his brother 78
Danael Gabalova 4 years ago
I am a bit jalous. In her 70ties she has enough friends for a lot partying.
#14
Full of Giggles 4 years ago
I think we’re all anxious. And maybe a little scared. Life will never be the same as it was a year ago. Society is in uncharted territory.
Rosie Hamilton 4 years ago
Changes happen all the time anyway. Life in each decade is very different to the one before. Humans are very adaptable, I think we will be fine... in time.
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Maya Kuntz 4 years ago
I am stressed about returning to society but I don't think I could handle the stress of continued isolation.
Rosie Hamilton 4 years ago
Genuinely, no. I need to see more people. I can sympathise with those who feel differently though.
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A year ago, Jesse decided to turn to a print game in order to explore the brand’s potential behind social media.
“We’ve got these eight accounts now with cities and themes and we’re kind of exploring how that brand manifests itself in different areas. The newspaper idea is our first foray—it’s half marketing stunt. We’re essentially going to be doing a newsletter,” he told New York Times.
"We aren’t journalists—we basically do our best. I think half of the overheard stuff is legit overheard strangers. I think a lot of it is like a group of five friends drinking and talking. And someone spontaneously says something funny and the friends send it in."
#15
Autumn 4 years ago
Saaame. Though I have gym in the morning so that works too.....
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Manlio Taralli 4 years ago
many years ago I had a job interview and i wasn't able to afford proper suit for it, so i dressed casual and brought my trolley. "sorry for the casual dress, but i just landed from a long business trip"
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#17
Sista of the moon 4 years ago
Man. My little brother literally said THE EXACT SAME THING TO MY MOM
Mary Peace 4 years ago
Of course we don't know what it was Mum said or did that the 8yo didn't like, but there aren't many people that have been through anything as bad as this.
#18
Anke Dieken 4 years ago
I purchased a vegan cooking book called "The seitanic spellbook" by Brian Manowitz aka VeganBlackMetalChef. He also did Videos of his cooking which are hilarious. The recipes I tried tasted good, so I recommend that book.
Angel McAwesum 4 years ago
I just found a bread maker seitan recipe and it's a real game changer!
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Karen Grace 4 years ago
I have Celiac disease so Seitan IS Satan to me. Well, maybe not Satan satan but still pretty bad. In my house it's called poison.
Mary Peace 4 years ago
I'm celiac too. I never had Seitan, and never will now.
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When it comes to selecting the conversations for Overheard, the team curates user-generated content. At the same time, Jesse explained that they are also directing it toward millennial themes in a different way.
“The reason the accounts are successful is because we’re not just posting some dumb quote—we’re focusing on these themes of dating and digital life and food and fitness and Instagram culture and all that stuff.” The topics are all too relatable to anyone living in a concrete jungle where work, home, gym, dating, food, and whatnot are all interconnected.
#20
Blake Ingram 4 years ago
Apple has been shifting away from a lot of the i naming system. Except for the mainstream devices such as iPhone and the iPad, its switching to something like Apple Music or Apple Watch, stuff like that
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François Carré 4 years ago
Easy to remember though. AirPods, like you can wear them during your flights.
ISAAC HARVEY 4 years ago
My dad has similar issues. He calls them airbuds, earpods, even just earbuds.
#21
Hayley Rodgers 4 years ago
It could have been sarcasm, where they know exactly why it wasn't predicted. sounds like the kind of thing I would say sarcastically to my husband
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MMK 4 years ago
Although, I am not professional, I have had dreams, about three years ago that have come true at least twice a week during covid, I just never realized it was lockdown, and I have had other dreams that had come true even before that... Not weird...... Not at all...... (Although I don't believe in everything, please don't take offense if I do somehow offend you, or let me know politely:-)
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago (edited)
That didn’t come from a spiritual advisor and that has nothing to do with coronavirus. Anyone can do that. I predict there will be war and disease in the future. Now I’m equally as prescient as the Bible.
Load More Replies... Angel McAwesum 4 years ago
I feel like every every bloke against the angry orange predicted this one. No spirit guides or divination necessary.
#22
Mary Peace 4 years ago
The answer to "Are you a coffee guy or a tea guy?" is "Neither, I'm a drinking in silence guy."
Steve Perrin 4 years ago
Just the sort of thing my dad would say. Another was when someone said, " I won't to tell you something but you must keep it to yourself"" He replied "No point in telling me then"
#23
Marianne 4 years ago
People who do that are so annoying. Sure, just waste my time while I wait for you because you said you will be here in 5 minutes.
Full of Giggles 4 years ago
My best friend left me waiting at the airport for FOUR HOURS! Each time I called for an ETA, she said she just has to throw the bedding in the wash or make the bed and get dressed. She only lived 10 minutes from the airport. Four hours. FOUR! Lol
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sturmwesen 4 years ago
My brother everyone. Remind him the evening before, remind him at 8 am, remind him when you start the car at 9 am, call him on the way, ... everytime ge answers he is awake.Arrive at 10 am... he still is sleeping. This is why I only drove him once since.
Shanti Lama 4 years ago
If you wanna take another 30 minutes just say so , my god why is it so hard with ppl
MandaPanda 4 years ago
Sounds like me and my sister. You could guess who is who, but I think we're interchangeable in this instance.
Little Panda Bear 4 years ago
If you needed to go somewhere - wouldn't you be up and ready by the time the uber gets there? My parents yell at us to get ready when there is still and hour before we have to go.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
I don't think this person has the authority to deprive someone from their privileges.
Ducks Who Don’t Have A Ducking Clue 4 years ago
I think it was banter between friends that you didn't get
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Joonscrab 4 years ago
This sounds like something from schitts creek lolll
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Pansexual-Pancake 4 years ago
sorta creepy, I wouldn't want to know who follows me unless I don't know them and they don't know me
At the same time, Overheard LA captures the more absurd elements of LA life.“We’re trying to make fun of the bubble and occasionally we can get caught in the bubble ourselves by doing that, and not necessarily showing just how unique and diverse LA has become,” the creator explained.
#25
Sista of the moon 4 years ago
Perks of 2020: free anxiety, free anxiety and MORE free anxiety!!
Emily Raskauskas 4 years ago (edited)
Everyone's learning what it's like to be someone like me. I haven't been able to work since 2016. I'm used to barely going out and living on government benefits.
#26
Nevits Yibble 4 years ago
Reason #8576 I love living in Cali. Roadside fruit and vegetable stands all over the state. 10 Avocados for $3
AMaureen Dance 4 years ago
For me, it was tomatoes. I learned the skill eventually, from my daughter.
Paula Carr 4 years ago
My mom loved telling the story of when she first moved to California (1944!), and she had heard of avocados and wanted to try them. When she got to the market, she decided to pick one the way she picked vegetables -- she picked the firmest one.
#27
Someone 4 years ago
no he called a penguin a waddly cold bird, sorry if you are just making a joke though
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Svelte Pantologist 4 years ago
I dunno what everyone is on about Bc I think that would have made a date that much better!
Lion's Stare 4 years ago (edited)
I believe these are true. People say the dumbest random things. I don't spend much time in LA, but I hear stuff like this all the time walking down the Strip in Las Vegas at night. I swear, it's like I'm in a GTA game
#28
DDmaybeandor 4 years ago
What's hilarious is that the owners who demanded the employee call the dog over the loud speaker didn't realize this would be the result.
Gaston Buhunny 4 years ago
At O’Hare we heard a loudspeaker announcement from a very drunk woman, saying, “my name is ...and I HATE my bridesmaid’s dress!”
InfectedVoice 4 years ago
Ray is off having his own little adventure, I love human names on pets, I have a cat called Pete, his full name is Handsome Pete.
Mary Peace 4 years ago
Dog walks up to airport staff person and says "I'm Ray, which is gate 2, please? I can't read numbers."
Artist... I guess 4 years ago
Wouldn’t it be better for the owner to be at the loud speaker so the dog recognizes the voice?
#29
s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago
Sounds like some people might need to work out their manners muscles a little harder.
Debbie Burton 4 years ago
I work with old people.... if I ask how they are today or how their day is going I get the strangest answers. 'I'm out of bed aren't I?' 'Not dead so all good' 'Same,same, still bloody old'
Jesse believes that the current world is really divided into two realities, the online presence and the real world. “I’ve learned just how clearly we are now living in two worlds: the real world, IRL. And this 'Black Mirror' thing is happening.”
No wonder most of the Overheard conversations feel equally painfully real, yet placed in a context that makes them instantly sound funnier, edgier, and more absurd. But isn’t that precisely what digital reality does to all things IRL?
After all, is it ever possible to capture the instantaneity and honesty of the overheard conversation that was never meant to be read online in the first place?
#30
Mary Peace 4 years ago
What a nice gesture. I never thought of 'affording' food not being financial.
#31
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago (edited)
They always say that when they meet you in a store. When I met my shrink in the DIY store holding a roll of tarp, several rolls of duct tape and an axe he said the same.
Demongrrrrl 4 years ago
I don't think they sell any hard alcohol like vodka or tequila. And definitely not a big name brand like Grey Goose.
Load More Replies... InfectedVoice 4 years ago
For 2 bottles of booze? calm down why is that a psychological red flag?
#32
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Person in Brazil: What's that odd shadow on the horizo- *parmesan avalanche*
Bi raccoon 4 years ago
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InfectedVoice 4 years ago
Yes I love parmesan so much, it's not enough until my plate smells like a cross between vomit, popcorn and socks.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
I put it on my spaghetti to make it sticky. I hate slippery spaghetti. Plus I never say no to cheese.
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v 4 years ago
Someone needs to make a Space Invaders version featuring pandas with a resting bitch face as the invaders.
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M O'Connell 4 years ago
This particular apocalypse feels more like a paisley.
Load More Replies... Marcia Cash 4 years ago
World disaster has done a lot to ease my introspective depression. So many people worse off than me!
Demongrrrrl 4 years ago
I'm an introvert who prefers to stay in my home, so the pandemic has not changed my life all that much.
#34
Julie C Rose 4 years ago
I live in Auckland, not LA, but the reason I go to those classes (I mean, not this week, but when we’re not in lockdown) is because I work for a company in a timezone 3 or 4 hours behind depending on daylight saving.
Kirsten Kerkhof 4 years ago
Well, the instructor is the one who figured there would be enough demand to make a 10 am Tuesday class profitable. So who's calling the kettle black here?
Salty Old Woman 4 years ago
Are you sure the gym didn't dictate the time?
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Shalini Pabreja 4 years ago (edited)
Too funny! East coaster here. Are all the people in LA this same and funny? Might actually move!
#35
Hello 4 years ago
In LA, you usually see more like a 10 year age gap-not 30 years.
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Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago
I was at a nice hotel in the downtown of a middle American city. Went to the small boutique pool from "the day" and swam for a while. Then in comes a guy in his 70's with two little kids. I get out b/c it's too loud and they will be in and out. I say "nice to have a fun visit with the grandkids, eh?" I got a death stare and "these are MY children" response. So now I don't care if you are in a walker, drooling in a cup, I will never comment on grandkids again unless I am introduced as such. Lesson learned.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Been there. I was 19-32, she was 42-55. It got better toward the end (in terms of mistaken parentage).
#36
Megumi Saikou 4 years ago
The next day: *Loses all his followers* Son: Uh... Dad? We have a slight problem...
#37
François Carré 4 years ago
There are a lot of almond tree fields in California though, so maybe the toddler has a point.
Shireen Maher 4 years ago
when i saw almond milk i was like, "yes, joe, i wake up at 5 AM in the morning to milk all the almonds for coffee"
#38
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
That's terrible and gross. We need to change laws so that spitting becomes assault.
Ray Martin 4 years ago
I'm not a violent man by nature but the way I figure it, if you spit on me, then I already have any germs you have to share, so you're destined for a brief but unpleasant trip to the floor.
InfectedVoice 4 years ago
Anyone spitting at anyone is a disgrace, the only time on my life I have ever raised my hand to a woman was at a concert many years ago and this horrible girl thought spitting at the band was acceptable and it wasn't, I told her to stop it and she spat in my face so I slapped her and knocked her ass on the floor and she was ejected from the venue, no regrets I would do it again, spitting is so very disrespectful.
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Natasha Romanoff 4 years ago
I feel personally offended by this. You forgot to include the beach.
Load More Replies... Marcia Cash 4 years ago
old Irish saying: "Go out Saturday night to sow your wild oats, go to church on Sunday to pray for a crop failure."
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Erin E 4 years ago
Julius Martin - he very much would not have said that to another man.
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MizAdeleM 4 years ago
I am sure that the Male Passerby would NEVER say, " Classy language for a gentleman," to a man passing by.
Dark Pearl 4 years ago
Dave In MD... How about we just accept that people swear, for the love of...
Allison Baker 4 years ago
She’s right. He wouldn’t have made any comment at all had she been a man.
Cynthia Bonville 4 years ago
As my mother, a woman, put it "Ladies don't notice the man next to her at the stop light picking his nose." She also often quipped "Public behavior invites public comment." Tho.
Liz 4 years ago
Ah yes... because when you say 'sh*t' you're a bitch... got it
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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
If I ever have tickle in my throat and want to cough I try to hold it in in public I hold it in so no one freaks out.
Dark Pearl 4 years ago
So annoying. I remember when you could cough in public and the worst thing people thought you had was, like, diphtheria or something.
WildHoneyPie 4 years ago
My stepson coughed when he walked into somewhere at the start of the pandemic. Everybody turned to look at him and he's all "calm down f***ers, I'm a smoker."
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Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago
I'm almost sure this is guy who was refused sex on the first date.
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Mowgli808 4 years ago
Does the casting company honestly think PDX high schoolers are that drastically different?
Anna K. 4 years ago
As someone who is from LA, this is accurate. Those extras are probably 18-25, and yes, some of them will have eyelash extensions and fillers. And in richer parts of LA, you will absolutely see high school kids who already have had a little work done. Hell, my mom had friends who got their noses done and teeth veneered, and my family is not rich.
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Colin Allcars 4 years ago
That’s a very good question. Thanks for posting a comment and remedying this terrible tragedy.
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Ian Koch 4 years ago
this post (NOT comment) was kinda dark. but no so dark that I felt guilty for having to withhold a laugh to prevent people from finding out I'm reading Bored Panda instead of doing schoolwork lol.
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Gold roses 4 years ago (edited)
I hide my AirPod case, two packs of gum, three hair ties and my will to live
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Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago
I suppose this is how people become vegan. I don't have the willpower.
InfectedVoice 4 years ago
Saying thanks and then eating it seems very conflicted, I love animals and still eat meat, it's been an internal conflict for a while, but if anything I would say sorry before I ate it, not thanks.
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Governments should make it impossible to fly without an urgent and valid reason. Taking a vacation in some distant country isn't a valid reason. Looking at you, Ted Cruz.
Colin Allcars 4 years ago
You know, in 2016, he tweeted saying he’d accept global warming as real when it snowed in Texas. And when it did... 🤦♂️
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Doggo Froggo 4 years ago
Ok.... please can someone tell me what that place is? I have never heard of it before.
Galactic wolf Of the nebula 4 years ago
I live in ny we don't have in and out what is it like?
Anna K. 4 years ago
"Just the basics" burger chain. Everything's fresh. There is a secret menu (Google "animal fries"), they pay well for a fast food job, and it's still owned by the founder's family. My brother goes there when he visits from Florida.
Load More Replies... Ms LaDonna 4 years ago
They are disgusting and can't even make good fries. you are better off without them.
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Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Yeah, Freud fell down the stairs and f*cking died. I had NOTHING to do with it.
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Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago
When I start to think about all the stuff I have to do, I feel tired in advance.
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Bill 4 years ago
Barbiturates, alcohol and an empty stomach don't mix well.
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Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Not that a conversation between attorney and client is accidentally overheard, but most of this topic is fiction anyways.
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Rosie Hamilton 4 years ago
My sister keeps asking me if I've had a good weekend. She knows its the same as the rest of the flipping week right now.
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martin734 4 years ago
Using milk on tear gas doesn't work. Milk may have some effects of Pepper/PAVA spray as the fats in milk can neutralise the chemicals in it, but tear gas is made from a chemical called 2-chlorobenzalmalononitrile, it is best treated with water.
Load More Replies... Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
I can't stand the attitude that so many vegetarians and vegans have.
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Kira Okah 4 years ago
I wear them, but my prescription is so crazy that it's cheaper to get transitions lenses than prescription sunglasses. How is this wrong?
Rosie Hamilton 4 years ago
It is sensible. Some fools think there is something wrong with being sensible. I have transitions prescription sunglasses too.
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your local lesbian 4 years ago
i feel harassed- i was the coolest kid ever in my light up sketchers, now they’re not cool? what next?
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Erik Lawrence 4 years ago
its trader joes, they were all millennials to start with.
Load More Replies... Theoretical Empiricist 4 years ago
Reminds me of when they had a run on kale prior to a "snowstorm" in Portland, OR. KALE!
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Piper McLean 4 years ago
My town in Germany was called k-town so I was very confused for a second
Anna K. 4 years ago
No, it's short for Koreatown. The Kardashian/Jenner family mostly lives way out in Calabasas. Which is near Malibu.
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Erik Lawrence 4 years ago
repeating what you read doesnt make you funny or clever. it makes you reading out loud. like a 1st grader.
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CB KittyValet 4 years ago
Every single date of mine. Sometimes I play a drinking game where I take a sip each time he asks a question pertaining to something besides himself. I go home sober.
Erik Lawrence 4 years ago
fake scenarios are awesome, especially when its about using drinking games wrong.
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Erik Lawrence 4 years ago
if youre repeating it for people that cant see the actual post.... youre failing.
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Lion's Stare 4 years ago
I believe these are true. People say the dumbest random things. I don't spend much time in LA, but I hear stuff like this all the time walking down the Strip in Las Vegas at night. I swear, it's like I'm in a GTA game
Natasha Romanoff 4 years ago
Hello there, native Angeleno here. I've overheard lots of things in LA, but my favorite by far would be when we were in Hollywood at this great sushi place and I overheard this convo: Guy 1: Wait, there's fish in this sushi? Guy 2: C'mon, everyone knows most sushi is fish. Guy 1:...but my life is a lie I really don't know why that was funny now that I think about it but eh
Rita Shapiro 4 years ago
Not overheard in LA but in SF. Was in the ladies' at Chippendale's long ago and two elderly women entered. One was about 4 feet tall and looked like driftwood, the other looked younger but was still pretty long in the tooth. The younger one said in a very loud voice (presumably because other was a bit hard of hearing), "Are you enjoying yourself mom?" and she answered "You know how you can tell? Take off your underwear and throw it at the ceiling. If it sticks, you're having a good time." First time I ever heard that one.... I laughed so hard I had to go pee again.
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago (edited)
This entire thing was mostly “Oh fück off Rebecca, he did not say that” material.
Rosie Hamilton 4 years ago
Probably making myself look a total fool but what is the Rebecca reference? Or is it just a random name?
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Katchen 4 years ago
Maybe they were made up, but I grew up in the LA area and most of them sounded about right.
Load More Replies... InfectedVoice 4 years ago
I was on the train one morning and heard one girl on the phone to what I assume was her friend and she said "his d**k was so big I wanted to call you", I'm still wondering how big it was to this day.
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Anything over like six inches is bigger than average.
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Lion's Stare 4 years ago
I believe these are true. People say the dumbest random things. I don't spend much time in LA, but I hear stuff like this all the time walking down the Strip in Las Vegas at night. I swear, it's like I'm in a GTA game
Natasha Romanoff 4 years ago
Hello there, native Angeleno here. I've overheard lots of things in LA, but my favorite by far would be when we were in Hollywood at this great sushi place and I overheard this convo: Guy 1: Wait, there's fish in this sushi? Guy 2: C'mon, everyone knows most sushi is fish. Guy 1:...but my life is a lie I really don't know why that was funny now that I think about it but eh
Rita Shapiro 4 years ago
Not overheard in LA but in SF. Was in the ladies' at Chippendale's long ago and two elderly women entered. One was about 4 feet tall and looked like driftwood, the other looked younger but was still pretty long in the tooth. The younger one said in a very loud voice (presumably because other was a bit hard of hearing), "Are you enjoying yourself mom?" and she answered "You know how you can tell? Take off your underwear and throw it at the ceiling. If it sticks, you're having a good time." First time I ever heard that one.... I laughed so hard I had to go pee again.
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago (edited)
This entire thing was mostly “Oh fück off Rebecca, he did not say that” material.
Rosie Hamilton 4 years ago
Probably making myself look a total fool but what is the Rebecca reference? Or is it just a random name?
Load More Replies... Katchen 4 years ago
Maybe they were made up, but I grew up in the LA area and most of them sounded about right.
Load More Replies... InfectedVoice 4 years ago
I was on the train one morning and heard one girl on the phone to what I assume was her friend and she said "his d**k was so big I wanted to call you", I'm still wondering how big it was to this day.
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Anything over like six inches is bigger than average.
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