Insults and swearwords are an inseparable part of life. As much as we like to think of ourselves as kind and civilized folks, there are moments when a person’s best way forward is to go fully savage, verbally. However, simple insults won’t do. They have to be clever. Subtle. Goofy. With a twist. That way, they’ll sting far more than calling someone a [insert favorite juicy curses here]. If you're going to slander someone, do it with style.

That’s where the r/OddlyAccurateInsults and r/rareinsults subreddits come in. Both online groups are focused on featuring stunningly good insults, some of which happen to be surprisingly specific. So much so that you might be left completely speechless after hearing them, whether from shock or laughing way too hard. Scroll down to check out some of the best insults. Don’t forget to take notes! Meanwhile, read on for Bored Panda’s interview with one of the moderators running r/OddlyAccurateInsults.

#1

Ouch That Must've Hurr

Ouch That Must've Hurr

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fair_weather_rose (she/they)
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically America has no national language. Edit: guys, I'm really sorry, I meant to write national.i think I was just really tired and my brain autocorrected.

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    #2

    The Best One From This Thread

    The Best One From This Thread

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    #3

    Return To Sender

    Return To Sender

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    One of the moderators running r/OddlyAccurateInsults, William, was kind enough to answer Bored Panda’s questions about the subreddit. He also shared his take on the secret to a good insult, and what to do if someone’s roasting you.

    The redditor said that he’s not the actual creator of the subreddit, however, he was one of the first mods who started managing the community.

    “I believe there is a niche for those insults that just hit and are a little too accurate for comfort,” he told us about the inspiration behind r/OddlyAccurateInsults.

    #4

    Time For A Career Change

    Time For A Career Change

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    #5

    You Are The Reason They Stay Home

    You Are The Reason They Stay Home

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    Ginger Winters
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I'm glad my job isn't social in anyway

    #6

    10/10 For The Burn

    10/10 For The Burn

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    deserves more votes. it's short but witty

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    “Having that niche for a subreddit seemed like a great idea to me and the creator which caused the spark of our little community.”

    We were curious to get the mod’s opinion on what the key to a powerful insult is. Being specific is important, according to him, but mixing things up is also a valid approach. “I believe the secret to a good insult is using something relevant to the situation,” he shared with Bored Panda.

    “However, you can do the complete opposite and sometimes it works out. It really feels like a hit or miss which makes it all the more entertaining to see unfold.”

    #7

    Uni Life

    Uni Life

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    Kit Stenderup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a pretty likely scandinavian uni life scenario to me..

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    #8

    They Aren't Wrong

    They Aren't Wrong

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that for real that guy's house? Because I really agree with the community college comment.

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    #9

    Shoot Like A Girl

    Shoot Like A Girl

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    Meanwhile, we know for a fact that we’d feel pretty lost if we were hit with an oddly accurate insult. Bored Panda asked the moderator on how best to react to a stinging insult. Laughter is a wonderful way to neutralize any negative feelings you might have.

    “When it comes to reacting, I just laugh. I’m not a very serious guy and I try to find the humor in everything I can,” William shared. “So if somebody insults me bad, I’ll just tell ‘em it was a nice burn and move on with my life. No need getting caught up in a stranger making fun of me.”

    #10

    Pretty Good One

    Pretty Good One

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    Meowmeow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Universities about to save this photo for next year's tour guide books

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    #11

    On A Facebook Post About Lil Pump And Eminem

    On A Facebook Post About Lil Pump And Eminem

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    #12

    Holding Up The Past

    Holding Up The Past

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    Meowmeow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Future Boy 😂 I'm going to start using that when people do gadget things 😂 Nevermind I'm only 30

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    The r/OddlyAccurateInsults subreddit was created back in October 2019. At the time of writing, the group had just over 2.2k members. And even though the screenshots and pics they post are great, the group itself isn’t as active as it once was. However, the founders point out that the sub itself is an ‘offbrand’ version of r/rareinsults, a massively popular community that is hard to ignore on Reddit.

    Over the course of the last 5+ years, r/rareinsults has grown to over 2.3 million members who love sharing unique insults and ‘spicing up their vocabulary.’ 

    #13

    Everything Is Accurate Here Lol

    Everything Is Accurate Here Lol

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    #14

    Zoinks

    Zoinks

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    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no Daphne purple at all and very little Fred. She's actually just another weird Velma reboot.

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    #15

    Grandma Is This True?

    Grandma Is This True?

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    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw grandma's are wise tho. But they just love to give love. Except mine☹️☹️

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    Previously, Bored Panda spoke to one of the moderators running r/rareinsults, u/Blank-Cheque, and they told us about the group’s history and why it is that human beings curse and swear so much.

    “The community was originally founded by Gorangeninja, after he saw someone suggest it be made on another subreddit. The subreddit only grew to a few thousand users in the span of about 8 months. Our current top mod, Remydesp, was an active user in the subreddit in its first few months, and a lack of moderation plagued the subreddit, so he reached out to the mods offering to help out in the task of moderation,” they said.

    #16

    Make Up Tutorial Coming Soon

    Make Up Tutorial Coming Soon

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    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought she'd been strangled!

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    #17

    Now That’s A Lot Of Damage

    Now That’s A Lot Of Damage

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    Mark Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get that booger hook off the bang switch, Chad.

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    #18

    Damn This Is Hard

    Damn This Is Hard

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    “Over the course of the next year, Gorangeninja stepped down as top mod, and Remydesp and our former owner Tycoinator added many other mods to help out. The biggest challenge in getting a large following was maintaining the quality of the content on the subreddit. In the next 3 months, the subreddit grew almost 200k users, and the influx of new users brought along a lot of low-quality posts. The support from the amazing moderation team has allowed the subreddit to thrive and still maintain the original quality. After Pewdiepie made a video on our subreddit, we grew almost 25k users in one day. If the subreddit did not have such hardworking and committed moderators, we would not have seen the success we have today,” u/Blank-Cheque spoke to us about r/rareinsults back in 2019.

    #19

    She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces

    She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explains why I was nudged around with a long stick

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    #20

    I Can Hear The Sound

    I Can Hear The Sound

    LucyParsonsRiot Report

    Higgleton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the game Sonic the hedgehog, when you get hit, all the coins you've collected go flying over the place.

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    #21

    Gas Station Level Basic!

    Gas Station Level Basic!

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    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even need to do that; there's three guys on my cul-de-sac who look like that.

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    According to u/Blank-Cheque, science, not philosophy helps explain why people curse and swear. “Cursing has been observed by scientists to alleviate pain, and insult-like gestures have been observed by researchers even in chimpanzees,” they told Bored Panda.

    #22

    The First Rare Insult

    The First Rare Insult

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    Meowmeow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lin Manuel Miranda really let this gem slip by

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    #23

    Incredible Eye For Detail Right Here

    Incredible Eye For Detail Right Here

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    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that it's been pointed out it totally does, but I honestly don't know how someone could see this on their own

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    #24

    Twins! Or Is It Triplets?

    Twins! Or Is It Triplets?

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    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to that chick from transformers?

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    “Professor Frans de Waal said that angry chimpanzees ‘will grunt or spit or make an abrupt, upsweeping gesture that, if a human were to do it, you'd recognize it as aggressive’ in order to avoid conflict, rather than to escalate it. He continues that a ‘chimpanzee who is really gearing up for a fight doesn't waste time with gestures, but just goes ahead and attacks.’ [Insults] are a part of life, and a world without them would be extremely different to ours to a degree which cannot be simply explained,” the r/rareinsults mod said, adding that in real-life they try to avoid hurling insults at anyone because it’s rude.

    #25

    Olsen Twins Prophecy

    Olsen Twins Prophecy

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    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if the left one knows how you die, it must be the most harrowing, brutal, ravenous, torturous, drawn-out case of murder ever known to man because she looks seriously uncomfortable

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    #26

    Resting Bitch Face

    Resting Bitch Face

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    Janine B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would make a great Professor Snape.

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    #27

    Looks Like Some One Is Gonna Win A Tesla

    Looks Like Some One Is Gonna Win A Tesla

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    Recently, British comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that the key to creative and stylish insults is subtlety. It’s essential to find the right balance between humor and meanness. One way that you can do so is to "appear to be sweet then switch to barbed humor."

    #28

    I'd Go To That Rehab

    I'd Go To That Rehab

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    Melissa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does JB look like he's a 57 yr old gym teacher and a kid at the same time? Meanwhile RuPaul looks the same as he did 30 years ago.

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    #29

    Mariah The Savage

    Mariah The Savage

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    similarly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hilarious! I never thought of it that way!

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    #30

    That Face Of Regret

    That Face Of Regret

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    On the flip side, if you wanted to give someone a compliment instead of insulting them, try to be as specific as possible. "Instead of just saying 'I like your dress,' which anyone can do, go into detail and talk about the pattern or the fabric. Similarly, if you're complimenting someone's character, instead of saying 'you're so kind,' give an example of why or when they were kind. Backing it up with examples and evidence shows that it isn't just a hollow compliment," the comedy expert said.

    #31

    The Ring Gauntlet

    The Ring Gauntlet

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    David Leick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're wrong JLo! I'm 41 and still entirely useless.

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    #32

    Oof

    Oof

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    Muff_Fluff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see your username a voice in my head screams “freaking BEE” and I cannot not laugh

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    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody's gonna mention the mannequin head wearing 3 hats?

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Matthew McConaughey drawn from a memory..

    PunkRock*Bottom*
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude looks like the demon in the insidious movie

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think his glasses come off

    MagicFrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like Billy Ray Sanguine from the Skulduggery Pleasant series

    Impasta (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks SO much like my uncle I cant--

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody notice the OP Commenter's profile picture ??

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got some kind of nose obsession on this thread!

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, it won't. It has no mustache attached to it.

    mSpencer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like the test subject in Lucy

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    #33

    Thats Not A Dog

    Thats Not A Dog

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    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of accidentally gave my cat acid back in high school. Don’t downvote me. It was a true accident. We had a great trip and then she slept for two days😂

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    #34

    Sorry If It's Been Posted B4

    Sorry If It's Been Posted B4

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    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly is in that garlic sauce? Is it Papa John's sweat? Because this picture is making me think it's Papa's sweat.

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    #35

    Damn He Got Roasted

    Damn He Got Roasted

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    Rob Woollard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not just a roast, it's cremation lol

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    #36

    You Get What You Fu*king Deserve

    You Get What You Fu*king Deserve

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    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't they put a pic of the creatures? That would fit better than just a bigger pic of Wendy Williams

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    #37

    They Aren’t Wrong

    They Aren’t Wrong

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    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. But the woman can sure as f**k sing!

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    #38

    Jjj About To Star In A Bad Movie With Good Music

    Jjj About To Star In A Bad Movie With Good Music

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    Fearhunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also yells that you don't get a soup.

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    #39

    Connor, The Human Equivalent Of A Honda Accord

    Connor, The Human Equivalent Of A Honda Accord

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    #40

    Default Skin

    Default Skin

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He reminds me of an earlier gen synth in Fallout 4. He looks so real he ALMOST passes for human.

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    #42

    Not Really An Insult But Unique

    Not Really An Insult But Unique

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    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's being compared to Mark Zuckerberg, I fail to see how that is not an insult..

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    #43

    Karen's Gone Bad

    Karen's Gone Bad

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    #44

    Stolen From R/Rareinsults U/Kajararay

    Stolen From R/Rareinsults U/Kajararay

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    #45

    Moster House Scared Me When I Was Younger

    Moster House Scared Me When I Was Younger

    LonelyGameBoi Report

    #46

    Those Rascals Are At It Again

    Those Rascals Are At It Again

    ShakaZuluYourMom Report

    #47

    France Is Garbage

    France Is Garbage

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    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm…it’s actually bigger than the entire US and headed towards Texas. Unbelievable that we are destroying our planet!

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    #48

    Uncalled For. Unprovoked

    Uncalled For. Unprovoked

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    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Furries seem like a fun group. But I just can't get past how hot those costumes must be.

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    #49

    To Infinity And Beyond

    To Infinity And Beyond

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    #50

    Lmao

    Lmao

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    #51

    She Didn’t Say Nothin... She Just Had That Look

    She Didn’t Say Nothin... She Just Had That Look

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    #52

    Artful Photographs Of The Nude Form

    Artful Photographs Of The Nude Form

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    michael ye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She sexts like it's a school essay and she's trying to reach the word limit

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    #53

    Old Man Logan

    Old Man Logan

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    #54

    He Isn’t A Healthy Looking Chap

    He Isn’t A Healthy Looking Chap

    PoopyButtPantstastic Report

    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s the thing in the awful animated toenail fungus commercial.

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    #55

    This Is So Beautiful. So Creative

    This Is So Beautiful. So Creative

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    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo! Continue using your creativity for evil because it is f@cking hilarious

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    #56

    Twitch Streamer Said The N Word And Used The Defence That She’s “Part Black” So It’s Okay

    Twitch Streamer Said The N Word And Used The Defence That She’s “Part Black” So It’s Okay

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    Emily Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The C major scale is the only major scale made up of all white keys, btw.

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    #57

    Bruh

    Bruh

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    Pineapple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but jar jar showed the jedi his city (i forgot the name) after this scene

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    #58

    Not A Fan Of British Cuisine

    Not A Fan Of British Cuisine

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    Quarkbeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Americans eat like the Germans have landed and they have 24 hours to live, max.

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    #59

    Egg

    Egg

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    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How exactly did she ask for this particular pose?

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    #60

    Shut Up You Bioengineered Piece Of Shit

    Shut Up You Bioengineered Piece Of Shit

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    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least he won't have to worry about "Yo momma" jokes.

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    #61

    The Meme Guy Got It Right

    The Meme Guy Got It Right

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    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the picture you see when you look up "OMG!" in the dictionary.

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    #62

    Quite The Fall From Olympus

    Quite The Fall From Olympus

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    LittleWombat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's handsome in both! But he looks happier in the second picture and that's enough reason to change something you choose to change. Who cares what anyone else thinks as long as he is happy with himself!

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    #64

    Flight Attendant Has Had Enough

    Flight Attendant Has Had Enough

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    #65

    Oldschool Runescape More Views Than Porn

    Oldschool Runescape More Views Than Porn

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    #66

    Two Percent Milk

    Two Percent Milk

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    #67

    I Mean It’s Not Really An Insult But It’s Accurate

    I Mean It’s Not Really An Insult But It’s Accurate

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    #69

    I Can Already Get The Scent Of It

    I Can Already Get The Scent Of It

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    Christopher Bowers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Andy D**k before the haircut in "In The Army" mixed with Rachel Dratch.

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    #70

    Think It Belongs Here

    Think It Belongs Here

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    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is just straight up freaking funny!!!

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    #71

    Found On R/Rareinsults

    Found On R/Rareinsults

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    freakingbee (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was thinking the mouth size was turned all the way up on the mii maker but we can go with that

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    #72

    She Really Does

    She Really Does

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    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda being mean, ageing isn't easy or fun.

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    #73

    Got This One From A Gus Johnson Video, Lol

    Got This One From A Gus Johnson Video, Lol

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    #74

    She's An Emoji Model

    She's An Emoji Model

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    #75

    Found This Myself

    Found This Myself

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