Insults and swearwords are an inseparable part of life. As much as we like to think of ourselves as kind and civilized folks, there are moments when a person’s best way forward is to go fully savage, verbally. However, simple insults won’t do. They have to be clever. Subtle. Goofy. With a twist. That way, they’ll sting far more than calling someone a [insert favorite juicy curses here]. If you're going to slander someone, do it with style.

That’s where the r/OddlyAccurateInsults and r/rareinsults subreddits come in. Both online groups are focused on featuring stunningly good insults, some of which happen to be surprisingly specific. So much so that you might be left completely speechless after hearing them, whether from shock or laughing way too hard. Scroll down to check out some of the best insults. Don’t forget to take notes! Meanwhile, read on for Bored Panda’s interview with one of the moderators running r/OddlyAccurateInsults.

#1

Ouch That Must've Hurr

Ouch That Must've Hurr

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fair_weather_rose (she/they)
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically America has no national language. Edit: guys, I'm really sorry, I meant to write national.i think I was just really tired and my brain autocorrected.

SkyBlueandBlack
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

National language. There are tons of native languages, but we have no official national language.

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Meowmeow
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's such a good burn 😂 I swear monolingual Karen's are so sensitive about their ineptitude they need to lash out at anyone who has the intelligence to speak another language.

Pineapple
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i wouldnt say intelligence rather dedication bc ive got intelligence and im still out here only speaking english (any site i find for learning spanish either costs money or teaches a form of spanish i have no desire for learning)

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hitex
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Texas. Spanish is printed on labels, billboards & commercials without English translation. I don't see anything wrong with it, I just find it opportunity to improve my bilingual abilities

TonyTee
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would’ve given the white lady a free Neosporin

Marinasongs1432
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd rather give salt. Hurts, but neosporin is just too nice lol.

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Mia G
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do we always call America the Us? America is also South America, so Bolivia is America, same as Mexico, Argentina and so on

Faith Jacobs
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's just short for United States of America. Some say US. A lot say America.

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Miriam
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I love little old ladies

glowworm2
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Mexican lady is awesome. Such a rapid and witty retort.

Paul Gerrard
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spot on. Shame there is no world for language racism.

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    #2

    The Best One From This Thread

    The Best One From This Thread

    CJR3 Report

    Red PANda (she/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Dress like the adult you’re getting paid to be.” Okay! *shows up to work in pajamas*

    TonyTee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Dress like the adult you’re getting paid to be.” Ok! *Shows up to work dressed as the Joker complete with the facial makeup and green hair* “Is THIS more like it boss?? HAHAHAHAHAAAAA”

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    Incompetent Pigeon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a creepy uncle, if yk what I mean.

    a really far away planet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he'd look like a great uncle if he shared the same opinion as you!

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    Meowmeow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL definitely queuing people for Splash Mountain or selling ice cream right outside the ride 😂

    CelticElff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will wear my f*cking sweatpants. I want to be comfortable when I work. Wearing a suit does not magically make all my work gold flakes and caviar. In fact, the more comfortable I am, the higher quality work you'll get from me. ~signed~ a neurospicy nerd

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Though in my case, it's jeans and a solid black t shirt. I'm not a fashion show model, why do you care how I dress?

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    Scott Rackley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or the guy that takes your money at the circus

    TonyTee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I commented he’s dressed like the ringleader for one xD

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    TonyTee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s dressed like he’s the ringleader for a circus

    Illustrious G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking he was in a barbershop quartet! 😂

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    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it pays to own a mirror before dishing out fashion advice.

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy looks three nerds short of a barbershop quartet.

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    #3

    Return To Sender

    Return To Sender

    BrokenSwordGYT Report

    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they’re the ones eating cheese with their cake, so…

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    MP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one is a way better burn imo lol

    🤣🤣🤣 (Me while reading bp)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still confused at why you'd put cheese and Christmas cake together 🤔, I'm a brit by the way

    The Great Observo (sees nowt)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The combination of sweet and savoury/salty works. Ideally should be a sharp cheese

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    Sinnsyk Jakte
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Cause we have to eat The Sadness down in order to fuel our failing system and support the wealthy. Duh.

    Ethel The Frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Durham, England, and this is how I eat my Christmas cake. Admittedly, not all the family approves. My 16yr old son thinks I'm somehow offending Christmas.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We eat like we have free healthcare is a double edged sword, we're enjoying the birth lottery of having all the food we want while simultaneously knowing that the poisons we ingest will kick us off the merry-go-round of life sooner than later. Were enjoying the few spoils life has given us before being thrown into the corporate wood chipper.

    Meowmeow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha ouch! But actually if my fellow Americans could wake up and see it's only ever been Sickcare solely for the purpose of making money they'd connect the dots here. Big Pharma and Big Ag are in bed together!

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both are valid questions. But I think the eating one was, "Well, if I'm going to die because I can't afford health care, I may as well enjoy myself."

    David H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do people think taxpayer funded national health care systems are "free"? Shows a high ignorance of how economics work or basic finance.

    dbildbo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure they are aware of the taxes they are paying. At least they don't have to fight with insurance companies to pay for every little thing.

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    Julie Snelling
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never eaten Christmas cake and cheese and I'm English.the first time I heard this was a thing was here on BP. But surely it's no different than bacon and maple syrup which is an American thing.

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    One of the moderators running r/OddlyAccurateInsults, William, was kind enough to answer Bored Panda’s questions about the subreddit. He also shared his take on the secret to a good insult, and what to do if someone’s roasting you.

    The redditor said that he’s not the actual creator of the subreddit, however, he was one of the first mods who started managing the community.

    “I believe there is a niche for those insults that just hit and are a little too accurate for comfort,” he told us about the inspiration behind r/OddlyAccurateInsults.

    #4

    Time For A Career Change

    Time For A Career Change

    VinceDC Report

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also reminds me a little of Abu from Aladdin. 🤔

    TonyTee
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God damn that’s a 3rd degree burn he got there xD

    Hampter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh… not to be that guy but that’s a bit racist in my opinion…

    JayCee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a super racist comment.

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    Tattooed Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I busted out laughing & my roommate gave me that look!

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    #5

    You Are The Reason They Stay Home

    You Are The Reason They Stay Home

    diamondxxxl Report

    Ginger Winters
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I'm glad my job isn't social in anyway

    #6

    10/10 For The Burn

    10/10 For The Burn

    Jackhammer_YOUTUBE Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    deserves more votes. it's short but witty

    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normalize celebration of everyday brilliance when you find it.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People need to realize that there are no 10’s. If you found a 9 you are extremely fortunate!

    potatoe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10s? I never got this like what a age?

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    “Having that niche for a subreddit seemed like a great idea to me and the creator which caused the spark of our little community.”

    We were curious to get the mod’s opinion on what the key to a powerful insult is. Being specific is important, according to him, but mixing things up is also a valid approach. “I believe the secret to a good insult is using something relevant to the situation,” he shared with Bored Panda.

    “However, you can do the complete opposite and sometimes it works out. It really feels like a hit or miss which makes it all the more entertaining to see unfold.”

    #7

    Uni Life

    Uni Life

    mawrnkl , parisandior Report

    Kit Stenderup
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a pretty likely scandinavian uni life scenario to me..

    Trine-Kristiane Lander Ahlgren
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because the rest of the world is exactely like America right? -these pictures is from Sweden, ahahhaah :-D

    Keith Williams
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have, that's their parents house 🙄

    Carl Bro
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see what's wrong here. Looks like something that could have/properly did happen when I went to university. Cooking food, eating snack, studying. What's the problem?

    #8

    They Aren't Wrong

    They Aren't Wrong

    sadturtle12 Report

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that for real that guy's house? Because I really agree with the community college comment.

    Miriam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also kinda looks like an office building

    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's actually a community college near me that looks like this 🤣

    Meowmeow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the guy who made the very catchy song Happy featured in Disposable Me 2, you uncultured bagel 😂

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    The Milk In Your Fridge
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like Cobham service station (in the UK)

    Ivy_Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or a museum, you see the architectural skill?!

    Analyn Lahr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly what looks like; the college's library to be precise

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    #9

    Shoot Like A Girl

    Shoot Like A Girl

    cyber_nymph Report

    Sexual Harassment Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bean-bag shaped mayonaise-filled men. 😂

    J Shadow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a sharpshooter holding a gun... Might wanna double think mansplaining this one....

    Strings
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone want to place bets on how much shooting Prof Wren actually does?

    Henry George
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a .22 pistol, which has about as much kick as someone lightly tapping your àss.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT F**K WITH A WOMAN WITH A GUN!!!

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No let him keep talking I want to see what happens lol

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    Cindy Anderson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are some feel so threatened by Strong Women or are they just insecure by Anybody.

    Sarcastic Jock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, most Olympic shooting is .22. could barely break a babies wrist with that kind of fire power.

    Bookworm
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will absolutely admit to being filled with mayonnaise. Mayo is life.

    Onion Cutting Ninja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here we see a Mansplainer, in his natural habitat

    Andrea Medeiros
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daaamn..I’ll be using and sharing this phrase !!!!

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    Meanwhile, we know for a fact that we’d feel pretty lost if we were hit with an oddly accurate insult. Bored Panda asked the moderator on how best to react to a stinging insult. Laughter is a wonderful way to neutralize any negative feelings you might have.

    “When it comes to reacting, I just laugh. I’m not a very serious guy and I try to find the humor in everything I can,” William shared. “So if somebody insults me bad, I’ll just tell ‘em it was a nice burn and move on with my life. No need getting caught up in a stranger making fun of me.”

    #10

    Pretty Good One

    Pretty Good One

    pm_me_about_ur_day2 Report

    Meowmeow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Universities about to save this photo for next year's tour guide books

    Mysteria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro has such a basic NPC look that I can’t roast him

    Lydia Gichia-Black
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, maybe not roast…just a little toast. I mean, he asked for it.

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    TonyTee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right after that comment about 50 universities screenshotted his picture

    J Shadow
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the pointiest Adam's apple I ever seen too

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of ego do you have to possess to think people care about whether you shave or not.

    Crep 105
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, he looks like a barely talented actor Disney would hire just so they could deflect criticism with "You're just a racist".

    Pandapoo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He forgot the eyebrows and eyelashes. They gotta go.

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    #11

    On A Facebook Post About Lil Pump And Eminem

    On A Facebook Post About Lil Pump And Eminem

    PingusDeathMachine Report

    Pineapple
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how dare you insult pineapples

    Clown fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold still while I write on you with this sharpie

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    Burnt Bagel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eminem actually deserves some historical respect. This other dude is a tool!

    Janina Prado
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dude - that's an insult to tools. The other individual is a waste of biomass.

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Pump looks like an old school desk. I bet he has a wad of chewed up gum up his bum too

    Satan Laughs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never thought I’d say Eminem looks cute but… yeah. Here.

    Willikins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Eminem in that picture looks like Fidel Castro. Mostly because of the beard. Possibly the hat too.

    Pineapple
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only know Castro from cod black ops1 but I agree

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    Griftables
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, a lil pump is something ladies do when they break wind.

    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing he doesn`t get put on a pizza

    Clearly sunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer Eminem weird pineapple.

    SmooshyFries
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he would be the first human teenage doodle avenger

    J Shadow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a street gang memeber from a cyber punk movie

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    #12

    Holding Up The Past

    Holding Up The Past

    SteveRyanComedy Report

    Meowmeow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Future Boy 😂 I'm going to start using that when people do gadget things 😂 Nevermind I'm only 30

    TonyTee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 26 and I would totally say that to a teenager doing gadget things lol

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    Marleina Hershberg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back to the Future reference, love it!

    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the stuff senior’s say, it’s so simple though but so witty

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elderly man doesn’t realize he’s now living in Futurama

    Theresa Stephenson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never wanted to be old but I don't feel like using a watch or cell phone to pay for stuff

    Crispycritter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something I would say! 😀

    Dre Mosley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Future boy 🤣 I was just in that situation the other day. Some girl was holding up the line trying to use Apple Pay.

    drew p
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like when I see someone wearing those huge Oakley's. "What's up 1986?"

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    The r/OddlyAccurateInsults subreddit was created back in October 2019. At the time of writing, the group had just over 2.2k members. And even though the screenshots and pics they post are great, the group itself isn’t as active as it once was. However, the founders point out that the sub itself is an ‘offbrand’ version of r/rareinsults, a massively popular community that is hard to ignore on Reddit.

    Over the course of the last 5+ years, r/rareinsults has grown to over 2.3 million members who love sharing unique insults and ‘spicing up their vocabulary.’ 

    #13

    Everything Is Accurate Here Lol

    Everything Is Accurate Here Lol

    LonelyGameBoi Report

    Kate Κts
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    2 years ago

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    It's not funny. It's insulting. And potentially illegal because in the UK there are protected characteristics like race that you cannot use to harass people. It was a thoughtless and tasteless reply.

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    similarly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is what you get when you take a Germanic language, throw in some Latin and Greek and French, spice it with a bit of Celtic, a pinch of Danish, a bit of Norse and Swedish, and then stir vigorously for 500 years, gradually adding a pinch here and there of Spanish, a bit more French, some Italian, some Native American words, some made-up words, and other little bits that just fell in there. This is why the spelling and grammar is so inconsistent.

    Cathy McGee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there's the colonial additions, words from Indian languages like Hindi & Urdu, some African too!

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    Anyone-for-tea?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been funny if they had an unusual English sounding name, but clearly as their name isn’t, it just comes across as being rude.

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    Hono Klatuu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for the curious according to the Google Gugulethu means Treasure or Precious. Mhlungu means White Person. (Mostly in South African languages such as Zulu)

    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Gugulethu has given possibly the best description of English I've ever heard

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    Jing Yi Xu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it's a roast but it doesn't really fit...feels like Charlie short is just trying to hard to be like a pizza cutter, all edge and no point. English literally is like 3 or more languages in one

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @charlie short -- yeah as an english-speaking colonialist ancestor, you'll be interested to know that "charlie short" is onomatopoeia in isiZulu for "turning left and going home after work", so maybe be careful of racist comments. Thanks, African here.

    Cthulhu Kitty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eehh this one is actually pretty racist if the person's name is culturally appropriate.

    Domo KO
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wasn't even being rude. She was sharing a factual quote

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    #14

    Zoinks

    Zoinks

    LonelyGameBoi Report

    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no Daphne purple at all and very little Fred. She's actually just another weird Velma reboot.

    Hono Klatuu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very true! Although that middle shiny green is very close to Daphne's scarf. The orangish jacket-Velma. The light blue middle shirt- Fred's pants. Redish orangish turtle-neck Shaggy's pants. Brown hair? Scooby?

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    GlamourGhoul
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she got dressed in the wrong order

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Zoinks!”, “Jenkies!”, “Come on gang let’s search for clues and figure out where she got that wardrobe from!”, “Gasp… Oh my….”, “Rut the fruck???”.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This outfit looks like the fashion designer sent some blind shoppers to Value Village, threw it on a model and claimed he was "inspired".

    Glengoolie Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not her fault. She's wearing what they're paying her to wear.

    Barbara Forshee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like Joey after he put on all of Chandler's clothes

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like flying Easyjet and wearing all the clothes they want to charge as checked luggage

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    #15

    Grandma Is This True?

    Grandma Is This True?

    empressoflight72 Report

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw grandma's are wise tho. But they just love to give love. Except mine☹️☹️

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same way elderly men think I'm super beautiful - cataracts and lowered expectations.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma had my mom at 50, when I was 4-5 years she babysat me, she was about 74 and miserable 😩, looking back now I see why mom wasn’t affectionate with us, she never got it herself

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that wrong. I thought it said she drinks and her eyes get worse

    Miki
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seams legit.

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    Previously, Bored Panda spoke to one of the moderators running r/rareinsults, u/Blank-Cheque, and they told us about the group’s history and why it is that human beings curse and swear so much.

    “The community was originally founded by Gorangeninja, after he saw someone suggest it be made on another subreddit. The subreddit only grew to a few thousand users in the span of about 8 months. Our current top mod, Remydesp, was an active user in the subreddit in its first few months, and a lack of moderation plagued the subreddit, so he reached out to the mods offering to help out in the task of moderation,” they said.

    #16

    Make Up Tutorial Coming Soon

    Make Up Tutorial Coming Soon

    BroncosoJR Report

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought she'd been strangled!

    DonnerDinnerParty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never understand cheaters, let alone one who cheats on a partner who has been deployed!! Seriously a c**t move

    Michał Osiecki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG now I understood finance is military, not IT XD

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    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d probably start by staying off of your knees and perhaps not bent over the sofa while your husband is deployed. Just a thought!

    Pickles, Pennies, & Ponies
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, first you need to grown up. You're not 15 anymore.

    Tristan J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what you think 15 year olds get up to these days, but those are not hickeys

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    Nikki D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get alot of bees to sting your neck. Should work as a cover up and a punishment.

    Muff_Fluff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously thought this was an allergic reaction to a bee sting or something at first

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I was a teenager and over my friends, she had one hickey under her ear on the neck, she took her hot curling iron and burnt it, she was going to tell her mom yeah that’s what happened

    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people that cheat when someone's deployed make me...angry.

    ._.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm what happened there? Is she okay?

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, it almost looks more like finger marks than hickies. ☹️ I hope she’s okay.

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    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine posting this on Social Media. Your fiance can't read?

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    #17

    Now That’s A Lot Of Damage

    Now That’s A Lot Of Damage

    JonathanAllen19 Report

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why were you going to say he is cute?

    Jake Lewis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No accounting for taste I guess. [I tried to roll this comment into a sex joke for 5 mins. I give up]

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    DonnerDinnerParty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is up with that lump of chin hair though 😳 It's so cringe 😬

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No woman wants his forceful finger.

    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is not wrong. Makes me cringe whenever I see this, happens a lot in movies

    Karmageddon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't flex on his finger, it's bigger than the option in his pants.

    Pineapple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that guy hurts me mentally

    Pineapple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys look i remade it and its an airsoft replica so not a real gun IMG_202304...11ec99.jpg IMG_20230428_202648-644c8ef11ec99.jpg

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    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn even I felt the heat from here

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people think they look so cool holding up a firearm?

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm lost. When did "school shooter" become a cute look?

    Ashen Raine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since there's been so many of them, along with the ancient "girls like bad boys" c**p. :[

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    #18

    Damn This Is Hard

    Damn This Is Hard

    Nikdraws11 Report

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok my only talent is breathing badly

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that talent is so bad that your mom makes you carry a potted plant to replace the wasted oxygen

    BeepBoop the Single Pringle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh I thought I was good at breathing until my first panic attack, AND when I was in the hospital for a week study for my seizures. Apparently hyperventilating puts me at a high risk for having a seizure. Funnn

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then I'd say you're pretty good at it since you haven't managed to die yet

    KOTLC_Fan 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My only talent is eating an ungodly amount of cheese

    Sarah Lowry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have vocal chord dysfunction and can relate. Haha, I feel like breathing *should* come so naturally all the time, but sometimes it just doesn't.

    Keith Williams
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So why the foot mark on your throat then, ask MOM that 🤦‍♂️

    Jos de Hundt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, then my only talent is to turn bread into poo

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    “Over the course of the next year, Gorangeninja stepped down as top mod, and Remydesp and our former owner Tycoinator added many other mods to help out. The biggest challenge in getting a large following was maintaining the quality of the content on the subreddit. In the next 3 months, the subreddit grew almost 200k users, and the influx of new users brought along a lot of low-quality posts. The support from the amazing moderation team has allowed the subreddit to thrive and still maintain the original quality. After Pewdiepie made a video on our subreddit, we grew almost 25k users in one day. If the subreddit did not have such hardworking and committed moderators, we would not have seen the success we have today,” u/Blank-Cheque spoke to us about r/rareinsults back in 2019.

    #19

    She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces

    She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces

    RealRaging_Fire Report

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explains why I was nudged around with a long stick

    Drinking my Covfefe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I burst out laughing when I read this🤣🤣 I was right there with you

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you rate the attractiveness of babies? They all look like babies to me. Literally all of them. Show me a baby pic and I'm like, well two eyes, right number of face holes, hands feet, yep that's a baby. What's the big deal?

    Elizabeth Anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are in fact a series of pictures of my dad pushing me around in a wheelbarrow as a baby. In 1977.

    MiTmite9
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister was such a stunningly beautiful baby, my Mom had to put a sign on her (in the stroller) which read, "Please do not feed candy." (This was decades ago.)

    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...i was just literally dragged by my arm...

    Keith Williams
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rice Krispies wouldn't talk to you and your Grandma breast fed you .

    Scott J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a stolen shopping cart.

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    #20

    I Can Hear The Sound

    I Can Hear The Sound

    LucyParsonsRiot Report

    Higgleton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the game Sonic the hedgehog, when you get hit, all the coins you've collected go flying over the place.

    The Silly Stellar Jay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he quickly grabbed all the rings he could back cause they disappear so fast!

    OffKeySinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait for the moment I can use that line on someone

    CwtchyMama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so funny I would have laughed from the floor

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She might’ve been like Sonic at first but she almost got like Shadow afterwards 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, Keo, but that was the ultimate response for this situation. Quick witted, funny, and accurate. And they say women aren't funny.

    Charlie B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn’t Sonic lose rings when he takes damage?

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    #21

    Gas Station Level Basic!

    Gas Station Level Basic!

    NotFamousButWillBe Report

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even need to do that; there's three guys on my cul-de-sac who look like that.

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is... a normal guy. Like, he's not particularly ugly, but I wouldn't notice if he walked by me on the street.

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like the average composite photo of 100 white guys

    Brandy Gray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly don't find him attractive at all. Half the time he looks like he's homeless.

    BoredShark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea at this point. I've stopped trying XD

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    Lorraine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously people? He is Enrique Iglesias, a famous Spanish singer.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk, I don't find punchable faces hot at all.

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    According to u/Blank-Cheque, science, not philosophy helps explain why people curse and swear. “Cursing has been observed by scientists to alleviate pain, and insult-like gestures have been observed by researchers even in chimpanzees,” they told Bored Panda.

    #22

    The First Rare Insult

    The First Rare Insult

    Plus4lex44Plus Report

    Meowmeow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lin Manuel Miranda really let this gem slip by

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first read this quote my first thought was why wasn't it included in Hamilton

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    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the founders were pretty OG

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burn of the centuries!

    Nicky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may not´ve split the chair, but he split the infinitive.

    David H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't worry Jefferson called him "a creole bas**rd of a scotch-irish peddler, who was raised on hoe-cakes"

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    #23

    Incredible Eye For Detail Right Here

    Incredible Eye For Detail Right Here

    xull_the-rich Report

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that it's been pointed out it totally does, but I honestly don't know how someone could see this on their own

    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cos if they got twerking ladies on their minds, they'll see it in every picture everywhere

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    J Shadow
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And nothing about the shoe on his head? Be honest how many of you were so focused on the nose you missesd the shoe lol

    Raye West
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And coffee just came out of mine, thanks

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh f**k.. 🤣🤦‍♂️😅

    vos (they/she/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why you were looking that hard and how that is the first takeaway is the real question-

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    #24

    Twins! Or Is It Triplets?

    Twins! Or Is It Triplets?

    miikataughtme Report

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to that chick from transformers?

    Anthony Ramirez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Together like Voltron. They take on the form of Justin Bieber.

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Machine Gun Kelly looks like a BB gun to me! Needs to stay away from that 'meth!!!

    Diana K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and neither of them are miley cyrus? hmm

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MGK is WAY too tall to be Bieber.

    Daniele Ribolla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    another mor*n who seems the bottom of an old school desk...

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    “Professor Frans de Waal said that angry chimpanzees ‘will grunt or spit or make an abrupt, upsweeping gesture that, if a human were to do it, you'd recognize it as aggressive’ in order to avoid conflict, rather than to escalate it. He continues that a ‘chimpanzee who is really gearing up for a fight doesn't waste time with gestures, but just goes ahead and attacks.’ [Insults] are a part of life, and a world without them would be extremely different to ours to a degree which cannot be simply explained,” the r/rareinsults mod said, adding that in real-life they try to avoid hurling insults at anyone because it’s rude.

    #25

    Olsen Twins Prophecy

    Olsen Twins Prophecy

    iKilledMozart Report

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if the left one knows how you die, it must be the most harrowing, brutal, ravenous, torturous, drawn-out case of murder ever known to man because she looks seriously uncomfortable

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that tom cruise movie with the ball that drops when someone is about to be murdered? They look like the girls in the water that predict the deaths. Their faces have that look. And before someone says for me to google it, if I get off bored panda my phone does not save my spot. Only does it with BP.

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    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're twins, how is it that one looks like the other's mother?🤔

    Cat Crazy Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think maybe they have both lived quite a hard life but also very different lives aswell. And it shows I guess. They used to look like each other so much more than they do now.

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    ._.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They kind of do look like they would appear in the first 15 minutes of a movie and be really ominous and then never be seen again

    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love these girls. Very hardworking and just now wanna enjoy life. Good for them.

    Foffy Skrimshaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel old, I remember them as infants on Full house. Now they look older than me.

    Moya Satterwhite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they always look as if they’re going to start whistling?

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And both of them are the reason you die

    Garry Cowan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the left sister is staring directly into my soul...and I don't like it one little bit 🤣

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Scandinavian origin of "Olson" means God relic. Maybe with their sister they are the Norns, the Norse version of the three fates.

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    #26

    Resting Bitch Face

    Resting Bitch Face

    Kallixo Report

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would make a great Professor Snape.

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's also closer in age. I loved Alan Rickman, but Snape was only in his late 30s in the book.

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    Henry George
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step on my throat, Adam Driver, you rudely large man. Break my fingers, you brooding mountain.

    Henry George
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shatter my knees, you fückable redwood. Snap off my toes, you big, unwashed buffalo.

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    ._.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no the title wasn't censored

    Rick Seiden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Rey told Ben to take of his mask and he took it off, I immediately thought Rey should have said, Oh I see why you wear a mask now, please put it back on. And I feel awful about it.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one has always been my favorite, and my day gets better every time I see it.

    J Shadow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would do well in a real star wars movie

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see him doing a cameo at the end of the upcoming Mandalorian film.

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    Mairlady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes Janine B., you are right!

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    #27

    Looks Like Some One Is Gonna Win A Tesla

    Looks Like Some One Is Gonna Win A Tesla

    LonelyGameBoi Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Johnny Cash would be dressed in black not white

    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't have explained it better myself!! I would like to add that she looks like she'd smell of peanuts, vanilla, mouthwash and cats

    J Shadow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno.... Elon has numerous children.... Or Maybe she fell here from an alternate universe

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    River Butcher is hilarious. I didn't know he had transitioned.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did Johnny cash ever dress like this?

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say KD Lang not Ellen degeneres

    Draga Millani
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah she looks like Tim Robbins from Shawshank Redemption

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    Recently, British comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that the key to creative and stylish insults is subtlety. It’s essential to find the right balance between humor and meanness. One way that you can do so is to "appear to be sweet then switch to barbed humor."

    #28

    I'd Go To That Rehab

    I'd Go To That Rehab

    Jcmusic1324 Report

    Melissa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does JB look like he's a 57 yr old gym teacher and a kid at the same time? Meanwhile RuPaul looks the same as he did 30 years ago.

    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like either the super kind gym teacher who sympathises with and supports the bullied fat kid and trains him to be the hero quarterback at the end of the movie OR the paedo

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    Kiwi Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RuPaul is wearing Cher’s outfit from Clueless

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Ru! Also, there’s a dress rehearsal skit that didn’t make it to air for this episode featuring Ru and Bowen Yang as rival coal miners and it’s fantastic (YouTube).

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    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually he looks like a 70s porn star.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beiber looks like a registered sex offender and Ru Paul looks like someone shaved the female librarian while she was in the middle of a Rupert the Bear read-a-thon

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not saying I bought one, but this dude sold stolen microwaves out the back of a CRV near where I live.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slightly off tangent here - but this isn't the first time I've seen someone add a completely superfluous 's to a first name. What was weirder is that it was their own. What mental issue causes people to waste the effort - which, depending on their device, may require a switch to a different keyboard - of adding this? It's bad enough adding unnecessary apostrophes, but why are people adding them and the s when there's absolutely no need?

    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame, what's on JBs top lip?

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a toupee gone to have a lie down and not getting up anytime soon

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    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He really needs to ditch that porn 'stache

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    #29

    Mariah The Savage

    Mariah The Savage

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    similarly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hilarious! I never thought of it that way!

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as good as Billy Joel in Just The Way You Are. "I don't want clever conversation..." thanks a bunch Billy!

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, much as I loathe hearing this overplayed Christmas song, that is hilarious.

    Mysteria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Every Christmas season that song makes me wanna jump off a bridge 💀

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    Olivia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sending this to my friend because it's her favorite Christmas song lol

    Keith Williams
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife wanted a coat made of animal skin, so I bought her a donkey jacket

    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're not a lot but I guess you will do"

    Robert A Reider Jr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THANK YOU!! that has bugged me since the first time I heard it.

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    #30

    That Face Of Regret

    That Face Of Regret

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't look too baaaaaaad

    TheAmazingFlyingFish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why. Just why. You could have said anything else. But you said this. I quit.

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    DonnerDinnerParty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honest, anyone with chin hair like that automatically registers as a goat to my brain 🐐

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda schooled there oh English teacher😂

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man looks like the little billy goat gruff

    Tyler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the beard is off center why

    Kurichfield
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like the middle part of his goatee didn't show up for work today

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    On the flip side, if you wanted to give someone a compliment instead of insulting them, try to be as specific as possible. "Instead of just saying 'I like your dress,' which anyone can do, go into detail and talk about the pattern or the fabric. Similarly, if you're complimenting someone's character, instead of saying 'you're so kind,' give an example of why or when they were kind. Backing it up with examples and evidence shows that it isn't just a hollow compliment," the comedy expert said.

    #31

    The Ring Gauntlet

    The Ring Gauntlet

    Hardbass_Coowl Report

    David Leick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're wrong JLo! I'm 41 and still entirely useless.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    David dear, I would bet a small wager that you're more use than her

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    Anthony Ramirez
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha. She is like a stress sack. Useless.

    MiTmite9
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I beg to differ. 22-year-olds can be put to very good use. (Speaking from experience.)

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there anyone more useless, unskilled & fake than Lopez? She said she can't think on Sundays. Or M-F, as far as we can see.

    Theresa Stephenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if you think about she is the real version of Runaway Bride.

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Married my husband when he was 33.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. I mean I married my husband not yours

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    OutspokenHBW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When are women supposed to turn useful, I'm approaching my 40's and I'm starting to worry it isn't going to happen. 😶 Is it too late for me?

    Kevin J. Henning
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one has been around for a while on other sites.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fur supporter, still. That's about all I need to know about her. I saw a movie with her once, on TV, not knowing she was in it. A woman gets soooo abused and learns to sooooo defend herself, a template heroine with the depth of a bedwetter's mattress, when in comparison Beavis and Butt-Head represent a deep see trench each. I guess, would I have known it's her, I'd even have been prejudiced against this waste of my - and the audience's - time beforehand, and would have spared me watching it. A friend wanted to, and I was at his place that evening, and another friend would come in later, ... was a fun night, still.

    Cat Crazy Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean the movie "Enough"? I've seen it on tv out of boredom two times actually.

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    #32

    Oof

    Oof

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    Muff_Fluff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see your username a voice in my head screams “freaking BEE” and I cannot not laugh

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    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody's gonna mention the mannequin head wearing 3 hats?

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Matthew McConaughey drawn from a memory..

    PunkRock*Bottom*
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude looks like the demon in the insidious movie

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think his glasses come off

    MagicFrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like Billy Ray Sanguine from the Skulduggery Pleasant series

    Impasta (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks SO much like my uncle I cant--

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody notice the OP Commenter's profile picture ??

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    #33

    Thats Not A Dog

    Thats Not A Dog

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    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of accidentally gave my cat acid back in high school. Don’t downvote me. It was a true accident. We had a great trip and then she slept for two days😂

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes, I’m glad your cat was alright. Edibles and certain drugs can be highly highly toxic to animals and can kill them

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    DonnerDinnerParty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really, really sad actually 🥺 THC is toxic to dogs! It is very likely that this person's dog died shortly after taking this 😭 I dropped a little piece of a nug once and my dog swooped it up before I could. I didn't know it was toxic at that time and she started walking like she was drunk, walking into walls, very unstable and when she was sitting she would sway back and forth. I took her to the ER and that's when I learned how toxic Marijuana is for dogs. Thankfully the amount she ate was very little. The vet was able to give her fluids and tips for what to watch for. She was weird for two days after and finally got back to being herself. Please, please keep all weed products away from your children and animals!

    ILoveMySon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully, OP doesn't have a child as this is just scary sad.

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first thing that comes to mind is some obscure jungle rodent

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely looks like Speak from The Tick.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pet store told you that chupacabra is a dog? They saw you coming.

    BisexualBaddie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ironically he also looks like justin bieber

    Melissa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like that one lemur in the Madagascar movies that is offered as a sacrifice to the foosa.

    GlamourGhoul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call b******t. THC is toxic to pets. If this is legit, I'd be amazed if it was still alive.

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not good for them but they survive. I know a dog that ended up at the vet paranoid out of it’s mind after finding a pot brownie in someone’s purse but it recovered. Vets report it’s an epidemic now. Dogs get into stuff. My dog ate a whole pack of gum she found in my coat pocket, and she also tries to eat plastic wrap every chance she gets. Dogs don’t really care if it’s food or not. I hope people don’t do it on purpose because it’s very cruel.

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    #34

    Sorry If It's Been Posted B4

    Sorry If It's Been Posted B4

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    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly is in that garlic sauce? Is it Papa John's sweat? Because this picture is making me think it's Papa's sweat.

    Bucket
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he came last at a Charlie Sheen lookalike competition.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah….just looks like a predator…

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought he looked like the bottom of the pizza box after you're done

    Lucía Sosa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is a mixture of Stallone and Simon Cowell...Judge Dredd 5D

    David Leick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he dived head first into a grease bucket and then took on its moniker.

    Kevin J. Henning
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he doesn't sweat like that when he's making pizza.

    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok wait, this isn't a wax dummy?

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    #35

    Damn He Got Roasted

    Damn He Got Roasted

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    #36

    You Get What You Fu*king Deserve

    You Get What You Fu*king Deserve

    deatmeet Report

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't they put a pic of the creatures? That would fit better than just a bigger pic of Wendy Williams

    Iva Kazalova
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of simpleton mocks a cleft lip anyway, this is so basic it’s embarrassing 🤨🤦‍♂️

    Carla Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a hideous excuse for a person.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when she dismissed Chris Brown beating the hell of of Rihanna and trying to push her out of a moving car by repeatedly saying, “They’re just kids!”…

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wendy is an awful person.

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watched a little girl ask her mom what “carman” (karma) meant and her mom used Wendy Williams to illustrate. I really didn’t know much about her & had to Google info to get what she meant. Very sad.

    Dorothy Stovall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always said she looks like a morlock (and not felt bad about it either). She's an awful human.

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a great movie!

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is such an absolute c*nt. Why does she even have a show?

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I could up ote this more!

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    #37

    They Aren’t Wrong

    They Aren’t Wrong

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    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. But the woman can sure as f**k sing!

    Joshua Moore
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love "Mean Tweets" I get sucked down that rabbit hole on YouTube for entirely too long sometimes. 😁😂🤣

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had my flip flops stolen at the gym. Who steals gym flip flops???

    A gay cat man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i saw one of green day where the person said, "Tre Cool looks like emo putin." the frontman's response was to take off the sunglasses of the bass guitarist and say, "Well, Mike looks like Putin," idk just thought of this

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO WHAT? Does every woman need to dress to show off her body? Dressing like she's headed to a laundromat is her thing and that's OK.

    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a joke. You can stop being offended into the abyss now.

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    Laura Wirkkala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but she’s got a great figure, and if she covers it, people focus on her singing, not her beauty.

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she stole clothes from Harry Styles who took his grandmas

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    #38

    Jjj About To Star In A Bad Movie With Good Music

    Jjj About To Star In A Bad Movie With Good Music

    Bosslogic Report

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also looks like Mark and/or Donnie Wahlberg

    Bert Daniels
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in his free time he makes seventies porn.

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this comment so accurate!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see the resemblance on both ends.

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "🎵Tie the Webhead down, Tie the Webhead down🎵..."

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    #39

    Connor, The Human Equivalent Of A Honda Accord

    Connor, The Human Equivalent Of A Honda Accord

    AgentKitteh Report

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say more Toyota Corolla than Honda accord

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toyota is so stable you could marry him. He is more a Honda... he will do his job in your thirties, but in the long haul he will be left behind fir someone with less issues and more personality

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You always break molds that produce rejected products.

    J Shadow
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If God is supposed to be omnipotent why does it keep breaking molds

    Muff_Fluff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part of this is that you called God “it”

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    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's the youth pastor and has a dry Sherry at Christmas time only. He referees the girls B team in soccer. He calls his grandad to help him change a tyre. He fosters injured hedgehogs. Go Connor!!!

    JayCee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, Connor can get it

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    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And my guess is that there is avocado on that toast.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the most beautiful boy in the world with 3 more at the gas station

    Quarkbeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, you leave toast alone! It's my favorite food.

    catt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wth is wrong with Honda Accords?!?!?!

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    #40

    Default Skin

    Default Skin

    pat_woohoo Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He reminds me of an earlier gen synth in Fallout 4. He looks so real he ALMOST passes for human.

    Meowmeow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah definitely something CGI about him

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    WJW _
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The older he gets the more he looks like an alien wearing a bad human costume.

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the lack of eyebrows. How have I never noticed that this man does not have eyebrows?

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, most of us have much better haircuts…

    Khall Khall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No he looks like a lizard person wearing a human suit.

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would imagine he has enough money for a mirror.

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How AI draws a white man

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    #41

    Long Holster

    Long Holster

    LonelyGameBoi Report

    Quarkbeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a gun. It's one of those long pruning saws. He's a traveling arborist looking for a Leatherman, and I don't mean Freddy Mercury.

    J Shadow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That whole outfit just screams Midwest dad who calls his wife "Mom"

    Sea Squirrel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What wife? He probably still lives with his mom!

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    Anthony Ramirez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha, by the time that idiot took that out of the holster he would be lying on the ground, if his jorts didn't fall down first.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude , time to get a smaller gun, your hip is getting unaligned

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you want to open carry but you also want somewhere to carry your slim jims

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is, without a doubt, the most p*ssweak, s*ithouse, half-a*sed excuse for a holster that i have ever seen.

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want to compensate, but you can't afford a new car.

    David Kirscht
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the time it's going to take him to pull that thing all the way out of its holster, you could break his nose and throat punch him 6 times.

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    #42

    Not Really An Insult But Unique

    Not Really An Insult But Unique

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    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's being compared to Mark Zuckerberg, I fail to see how that is not an insult..

    Neck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And has little T-Rex hands.

    Lili Octopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance I thought his T-shirt pattern looked like a wee skeleton reaching round to pinch his nips

    Gretchen Aldape
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The palm trees look like bird claws. It's like he's about to be carried away by an eagle.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words, change barber shops.

    Mysteria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he never outgrew the idea that new shoes make you run faster

    nebulamoon333
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does he look like a video game character-

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    #43

    Karen's Gone Bad

    Karen's Gone Bad

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    Professor Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Seriously, do I look like a cop?"

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Excuse me, fellow teens. Do you know where I can buy a weed? I sure do like that sticky icky."

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the way, I'm also looking for the black market. It's not showing on Google maps.

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    Sprout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Middle aged white lady in da hood

    starsailor (they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "oh weeeeeowwww....you know, i'm a *cool mom*! do you like my disguise? hahahahaha! anyway, i'll take one weed, please!"

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah…she looks too dumb to get stoned😂

    Do i have to?
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    LittleWombat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I look like that still, on my 5,648th time....

    Percy the Band Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she ran out of clothes and had to borrow her truck lovin, trump supporting, gun carrying, woohoo america, hardworkin' husbands clothes lol

    Lesbitarian Lady
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The flag behind her is hanging wrong. Should be blue on her right. Get it right, please

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And still being a Karen about it

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    #44

    Stolen From R/Rareinsults U/Kajararay

    Stolen From R/Rareinsults U/Kajararay

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    King Itchy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the son of Boris Johnson.

    DE Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A "disgraced" UKIP candidate? Is there any other sort?

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the next 5 minute prime minister?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So all Brits have hair like that? I thought it was just Boris but apparently they teach it early

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he just got cast in the BBC version of Two and a Half Men.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great freaking show! Some of the best late night stoner television there is. Never get tired of it!

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    Karl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like his head is trying to retract into his body - like an embarrassed tortoise

    D.L. Birdski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the purse. Must be the purse.

    Monique Pol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like a person who buried a lot of people

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    #45

    Moster House Scared Me When I Was Younger

    Moster House Scared Me When I Was Younger

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    DonnerDinnerParty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spot on! Not only the looks but Bones was a total prick and if I remember correctly was really pushy with a female character. I was honestly shook to see such a misogynistic character in a children's movie

    CelticElff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He deserved worse. "Perfect tits", what are you, 12?

    Incompetent Pigeon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually an uncanny resemblance 😂😭

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women are not meat, kid! Learn it!

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    #46

    Those Rascals Are At It Again

    Those Rascals Are At It Again

    ShakaZuluYourMom Report

    freakingbee (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where are my trenchcoat pandas we need confirmation

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kevin Smith would tell you that, pre-heart attack and weight loss, he looked like two kids standing NEXT to each other in a trench coat.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a way to participate in trenchcoatery although being 183 cm tall? I'm pretty slim already, so ... maybe ... a very short human of various age and stuff ... with footrests just above my knees, very comfy ... please don't be fat and short, only short, because I'm not like Schwarzenegger, I'd merely qualify as his breakfast ... well, sure a decently sized one, but still ... anyway ... we could pretend being 2.83 meters, still one to go, then, ... will we? Footrests could be further elevated ... anyone in on this? I could provide you with an ugly hat that you could keep afterwards.

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhhh, don't call attention to them! They worked very hard on that disguise!

    Mrs. EW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t dis the Smith. He’s a Jersey icon. When you think of Jersey in the 90’s, this man is on point.

    Cthulhu Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done already and he burns himself enough about his weight in the past. Fat shaming not cool

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing how his look hasn't changed in all these years

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the edibles are kicking in!

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did nobody notice that the title for this post mentioned the Little Rascals? I loved that movie!

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    #47

    France Is Garbage

    France Is Garbage

    LinkLord727 Report

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm…it’s actually bigger than the entire US and headed towards Texas. Unbelievable that we are destroying our planet!

    BatPhace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you're thinking of the seaweed blob heading for Texas. The great pacific garbage patch is I believe what they're referring to in this particular insult

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    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two garbage "islands", one in the Pacific, one in the Atlantic, and they are both bigger than France.

    Surenu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it because they're gaining mass or has France lost territory again?

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    grotesqueer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the heck is "pretty much okay with" the trast rafts? 😲

    BatPhace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The species that have made them home. That's it lol

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    Amy E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wherever there is an ocean gyre, there are large amounts of trash from humans.

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was mistaken. I really thought google maps f****d up the location of texas

    Jens Hagfeldt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    France isn’t floating, it is not an island… but you americans don’t know that probably

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    #48

    Uncalled For. Unprovoked

    Uncalled For. Unprovoked

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    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Furries seem like a fun group. But I just can't get past how hot those costumes must be.

    grotesqueer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't an insult though, is it? 🤔 It's basically saying furriest are IT professionals.

    Jesha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because a breathtaking number of them are.

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    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting through airport security must've been fun...

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT techs are nerds who like to play dress up.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You couldn't pay me enough to get on that plane. Worst part of an amusement park for me is when I see a furry heading in my direction.

    LaediGrenayd_05
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoot the plane down please

    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO THIS IS SO ACCURATE My friend is one and he literally just finished coding and setting up a whole Minecraft server

    Lesley Melville
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is my first thought that they would have had to make it through airport security as a "human" and THEN gotten dressed in a random airport bathroom before boarding the plane? 🤔

    Ivy_Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg being a furry is like so expensive, those costumes be like $5,000 it's crazy

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    #49

    To Infinity And Beyond

    To Infinity And Beyond

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    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Sesame Street character wished she could be a real girl.

    Niki B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little bit cruel but true

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the bottom half of her face is too large for the upper half.

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buzzlightyear was NEVER handicapped

    CwtchyMama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it's the animated man version and not the toy

    Isa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upper lip=lower lip=nose

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    #50

    Lmao

    Lmao

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    floofypanda273
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't that james from theodd1sout?

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accurate for James (The guy in the pic)

    Debbie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The font of that message adds to the "mom" vibe...

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like an actor in the whitewashed biopic about BTS. (I've been up too long...)

    Allison B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now that you said that all I can see is him playing Jimin. The horror... 😂

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    Lady Snowfall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love James ❤️ My kids and I started watching his youtube videos years ago. He's a sweet kid.

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    #51

    She Didn’t Say Nothin... She Just Had That Look

    She Didn’t Say Nothin... She Just Had That Look

    OMGLMAOWTF_com Report

    Living Example
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a garden store a while back and a lady pointed at me and said : "He looks like he knows how to plant tomatoes." She was right and it made my day.

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this in art stores sometimes and it’s actually quite validating lol

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of things on this planet that I truly do not understand!

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    #52

    Artful Photographs Of The Nude Form

    Artful Photographs Of The Nude Form

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    michael ye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She sexts like it's a school essay and she's trying to reach the word limit

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did some of those essays. It's amazing how far you can stretch out a couple of paragraphs once you get to the point where you don't really care if it sounds kind of stupid because you just want it to be over with.

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *klaxon* No, the answer we were looking for was "what a serendipitous message, I was just thinking that the only occurance which could put a topper upon my pleasant evening is the chance to gaze upon your splendid form", but thanks for playing.

    J Shadow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexander would you like to play a game?

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to need you to do this recaptcha test to prove you are not a bot

    saw & order
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She does 💀 John Kramer what the f**k happened to you

    #53

    Old Man Logan

    Old Man Logan

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    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just looks like bad ‘80s to me!

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm imagining Mesmero here can lull anyone to sleep by reciting trivia factoids.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, a retired member of the X-Men could indeed look very nice in the right sweater,

    François Carré
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still sounds cool though, I mean being a retired member of the X-men must be a privilege, X-men generally die way before retirement age.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your chin or throat or something caught up in that zipper, man?

    #54

    He Isn’t A Healthy Looking Chap

    He Isn’t A Healthy Looking Chap

    PoopyButtPantstastic Report

    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s the thing in the awful animated toenail fungus commercial.

    Allison B
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. I hated that commercial. Always made me feel sick. 🤢

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    Rachel Long
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While the Mucinex commercial was on TV once I changed the channel. My then 5yr old daughter yelled out "heeeey! I was watching that mucas!"

    #55

    This Is So Beautiful. So Creative

    This Is So Beautiful. So Creative

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    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo! Continue using your creativity for evil because it is f@cking hilarious

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the ones that make we wheeze

    Iva Kazalova
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so damn funny 👏👏👏😂😂😂

    J Shadow
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does that man have ETs face painted on his chest

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We laugh at others so that we don't have to cry about ourselves... #HardTruths

    #56

    Twitch Streamer Said The N Word And Used The Defence That She’s “Part Black” So It’s Okay

    Twitch Streamer Said The N Word And Used The Defence That She’s “Part Black” So It’s Okay

    sleepy_franky Report

    Emily Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The C major scale is the only major scale made up of all white keys, btw.

    TheBreadKnight
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhh. I had guessed that, but I still had no idea.

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    badger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it'd be A minor miracle if she has any black in her.

    starsailor (they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's as dark as coffee! with a lot of creamer and milk in it. she's-she's white as f**k.

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, she might have black relatives. The more relevant point is that people are going to see her as a white woman, with all the privilege that entails, whatever her genetic makeup might be, so she's not part of the social group the slur is aimed at, and she doesn't get to decide it's okay to use it.

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For context, a C major is a white key

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C is a key, c-major is a chord in which all the notes are white keys.

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    #57

    Bruh

    Bruh

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    Pineapple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but jar jar showed the jedi his city (i forgot the name) after this scene

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that doesn't mean Jar Jar is intelligent, it means his species is capable of intelligence.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their society may have been quite advanced but Jar Jar gave me village idiot vibes. I the village idiot got free blunts from the other citizens on the sole condition he go smoke them "somewhere else".

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Jar-Jar isn't smart enough to know that "laser" is an acronym, so f**k him.

    Judy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's done with Covid!!

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    #58

    Not A Fan Of British Cuisine

    Not A Fan Of British Cuisine

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    Quarkbeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Americans eat like the Germans have landed and they have 24 hours to live, max.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m stoned so that looks actually really good…

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And America's are eating for 5 extra people

    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and add bacon to my burger please lol.

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    Regina George
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm British and this is vile, never seen anything like it

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never seen anything like a cottage pie where they haven't mashed the spuds?

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    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now now everyone be nice 😅. All food is good food!

    Allen Wanner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least we don't act like we have a stick up our a*s. We're happy with our food so shut the f**k up

    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have been hurt, that much is clear. Who hurt you Allen Wanner? Who hurt you?

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    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many potato's not enough chunky brisket.

    Lois Reese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mom made fried potatoes with our weenies and beans. One of those kid comfort foods I remember fondly. (I'm American)

    Charley128
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that hamburger in gravy with carrots? I'm curious.

    TGHW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum used to make this at least once a week when I was a kid. But with chips instead of boiled potatoes. It was awesome.

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    #59

    Egg

    Egg

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    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How exactly did she ask for this particular pose?

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whew. That pose is unfortunate.

    IcyPenguinToes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm seeing those thumb people from spykids?

    mariah.carey’s.left.nip
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like the worm looking dude in wreck it ralph 2

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me doing the camera check before a Zoom meeting... Nope, no camera today

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easter Island called - they want their statues back.

    William Shen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet ya that the fat on his stomach is just his double necks

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    #60

    Shut Up You Bioengineered Piece Of Shit

    Shut Up You Bioengineered Piece Of Shit

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    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least he won't have to worry about "Yo momma" jokes.

    Ginger Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy preferred to bang a test tube

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    Best Behave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how come BP is allowed to use bad language?🤔

    Lois Reese
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole thing is disturbing.

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I initially read that as “spam and eggs”

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    #61

    The Meme Guy Got It Right

    The Meme Guy Got It Right

    LonelyGameBoi Report

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the picture you see when you look up "OMG!" in the dictionary.

    Christopher Bowers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure that isn't 90's Justin Timberlake with a wig?

    Dutchman Callypso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks so androgynous it's genuinely messing with my head.

    #62

    Quite The Fall From Olympus

    Quite The Fall From Olympus

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    LittleWombat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's handsome in both! But he looks happier in the second picture and that's enough reason to change something you choose to change. Who cares what anyone else thinks as long as he is happy with himself!

    grotesqueer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I agree, I also find it sad the beauty standards affect people so much they feel the need to change their looks. Because so often (as in this case too) there was, aesthetically speaking, nothing wrong, ugly or unattractive about their looks in the first place.

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    ASwell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He really does look like a perfect sculpture of a Greek God in the 1st pic. Beautiful in the 2nd as well, but striking and classically exotic in the first...just imo.

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first pic is sexier. Each to their own.

    CelticElff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but seriously he *does* look like a god in the left photo. On the right he just looks... mortal.

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's lovely in the after picture and I hope this is result he wanted. But really Greek god is right. I would happily play Zeus and (pick-a-human) with him as he was. And then live as a cow if I must.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much pressure to confirm to a specific 'look' now. If only he realised how handsome he was before the op. But as long as he's happy..

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If it makes you happy, it can't be that baaaad"

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    Linda R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His nose is totally different. If it's the same guy, he had a nose job.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are two entirely different noses, aren't they?

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    #63

    Lol Love Brittany Broski

    Lol Love Brittany Broski

    rhodesianhound Report

    Nina Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok...the bartender from shrek looks like you.

    Anthony Ramirez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You look like your eyes are upside down.

    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I can’t UNSEE it now, Britney. Wow.

    Nina Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it must be hard. just like people telling eddie murphy sound just like the donkey ;-)

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    #64

    Flight Attendant Has Had Enough

    Flight Attendant Has Had Enough

    open_a_book Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understand the cost disparity. It's just a bigger seat, but that seat is already on the plane. If nobody sits in it you still have to fly those seats to your destination, and if it's empty I might get a free upgrade. If we accept it's a free upgrade and you're taking them anyway, why does it cost so much if I agree to sit in them before we depart???

    Attila Ángyán
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that way you get the comfort for sure. Some people can easily afford it and will surely go for it. Otherwise its just a seat lottery, and nowadays they offer it it less and less times... the people who agree to pay for it upfront and get a guaranteed seat, make extra profit for the company. Simple

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    #65

    Oldschool Runescape More Views Than Porn

    Oldschool Runescape More Views Than Porn

    Poopeepi Report

    #66

    Two Percent Milk

    Two Percent Milk

    YTSlime Report

    Chris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US (maybe other places as well) 2% milk fat is rather common in milk

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    #67

    I Mean It’s Not Really An Insult But It’s Accurate

    I Mean It’s Not Really An Insult But It’s Accurate

    hseldon01 Report

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some things just fly right over my head….

    Christopher Bowers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say more like Tobey McGuire who became PewDiePie. He has Tobey face.

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Woody Harrelson if Woody Harrelson owned the portrait of Dorian Gray.

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never gonna watch a WavyWebSurf video the same after this.

    #68

    Found On R/Roastme

    Found On R/Roastme

    LonelyGameBoi Report

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can smell this room and I do not like it

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it really a roast with that specificity? That's like me saying he looks like my postal worker. Funny to the three people who know who that is, otherwise meh. (Anyway he looks like he's had a face drop so now his beard only grows on his neck and none on the front)

    #69

    I Can Already Get The Scent Of It

    I Can Already Get The Scent Of It

    Standard_Accountant4 Report

    Christopher Bowers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Andy D**k before the haircut in "In The Army" mixed with Rachel Dratch.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what they say about crazy though……….

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eventually we go on a "vacation" to a "wellness center" where we can't have shoes? Absolutely.

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    Holly The cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me she looks like Sid from Toy Story wearing a wig

    starsailor (they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how dare you! dnders are actually the best people you'll meet.

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    #70

    Think It Belongs Here

    Think It Belongs Here

    eaglee955 Report

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is just straight up freaking funny!!!

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That started out like a pickup line and ended as an insult

    #71

    Found On R/Rareinsults

    Found On R/Rareinsults

    LonelyGameBoi Report

    freakingbee (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was thinking the mouth size was turned all the way up on the mii maker but we can go with that

    Pineapple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    from the upvotes it seems like not many get the reference lol

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    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she forgot about her shellfish allergy and kissed a crab.

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to her face!!! My god.

    Anthony Ramirez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like god set the waffle iron on low and just let her melt out.

    IcyPenguinToes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her lips give me strong potato head vibes

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that’s transplanted butt fat. It worked!

    WalkieTaco
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooh look honey, it's the fish mouth exhibit "mommy that one is moving"

    Lois Reese
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like those anthropomorphized cartoon fish that talk.

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charybdis thanks you for making her mouth look small.

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    #72

    She Really Does

    She Really Does

    PoopyButtPantstastic Report

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda being mean, ageing isn't easy or fun.

    LvH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can age beautifully. I think that plastic surgery has been chosen here, which does not let her age naturally.

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    Mariele Scherzinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure who this is, or even if it's the same person. Aside from several plastic surgeries, there are also at least 30 years between these two pictures. It's unfair to anyone to be compared to what they looked like 30 years before.

    Megan Curl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Janice Dickinson a model active in the 70’s-90’s. Her life has been a hot mess. She’s in her 70’s in the “old” pic, which was just mean.

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    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... Just Steven Tyler then

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    #73

    Got This One From A Gus Johnson Video, Lol

    Got This One From A Gus Johnson Video, Lol

    FoamBrick Report

    Meowmeow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The specificity 🤌😂

    Lois Reese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they'd say high school girls.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention the "thank you" bag logo from a convenience store on a tee-shirt... perfect

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why's dude wearing a takeout bag?

    Quarkbeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I, suddenly, really want to hang out with him…

    #74

    She's An Emoji Model

    She's An Emoji Model

    Zeoxult Report

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one has me really confused!

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The emojis are supposed to look like her face, because she has a long narrow face and a large nose.

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    #75

    Found This Myself

    Found This Myself

    idkMirror Report

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh I frickin love Charlie's videos.

    J Shadow
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he actually looks more like Dave Grohl actually ... Not a burn.. just sayn