Insults and swearwords are an inseparable part of life. As much as we like to think of ourselves as kind and civilized folks, there are moments when a person’s best way forward is to go fully savage, verbally. However, simple insults won’t do. They have to be clever. Subtle. Goofy. With a twist. That way, they’ll sting far more than calling someone a [insert favorite juicy curses here]. If you're going to slander someone, do it with style.
That’s where the r/OddlyAccurateInsults and r/rareinsults subreddits come in. Both online groups are focused on featuring stunningly good insults, some of which happen to be surprisingly specific. So much so that you might be left completely speechless after hearing them, whether from shock or laughing way too hard. Scroll down to check out some of the best insults. Don’t forget to take notes! Meanwhile, read on for Bored Panda’s interview with one of the moderators running r/OddlyAccurateInsults.
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Ouch That Must've Hurr
Technically America has no national language. Edit: guys, I'm really sorry, I meant to write national.i think I was just really tired and my brain autocorrected.
National language. There are tons of native languages, but we have no official national language.
Load More Replies...That's such a good burn 😂 I swear monolingual Karen's are so sensitive about their ineptitude they need to lash out at anyone who has the intelligence to speak another language.
i wouldnt say intelligence rather dedication bc ive got intelligence and im still out here only speaking english (any site i find for learning spanish either costs money or teaches a form of spanish i have no desire for learning)
Load More Replies...I'd rather give salt. Hurts, but neosporin is just too nice lol.
Load More Replies...Why do we always call America the Us? America is also South America, so Bolivia is America, same as Mexico, Argentina and so on
It's just short for United States of America. Some say US. A lot say America.
Load More Replies...The Best One From This Thread
“Dress like the adult you’re getting paid to be.” Okay! *shows up to work in pajamas*
“Dress like the adult you’re getting paid to be.” Ok! *Shows up to work dressed as the Joker complete with the facial makeup and green hair* “Is THIS more like it boss?? HAHAHAHAHAAAAA”
Load More Replies...And he'd look like a great uncle if he shared the same opinion as you!
Load More Replies...I will wear my f*cking sweatpants. I want to be comfortable when I work. Wearing a suit does not magically make all my work gold flakes and caviar. In fact, the more comfortable I am, the higher quality work you'll get from me. ~signed~ a neurospicy nerd
Agreed. Though in my case, it's jeans and a solid black t shirt. I'm not a fashion show model, why do you care how I dress?
Load More Replies...Lol I commented he’s dressed like the ringleader for one xD
Load More Replies...I was thinking he was in a barbershop quartet! 😂
Load More Replies...Return To Sender
Well they’re the ones eating cheese with their cake, so…
Load More Replies...I'm still confused at why you'd put cheese and Christmas cake together 🤔, I'm a brit by the way
The combination of sweet and savoury/salty works. Ideally should be a sharp cheese
Load More Replies...'Cause we have to eat The Sadness down in order to fuel our failing system and support the wealthy. Duh.
I'm from Durham, England, and this is how I eat my Christmas cake. Admittedly, not all the family approves. My 16yr old son thinks I'm somehow offending Christmas.
We eat like we have free healthcare is a double edged sword, we're enjoying the birth lottery of having all the food we want while simultaneously knowing that the poisons we ingest will kick us off the merry-go-round of life sooner than later. Were enjoying the few spoils life has given us before being thrown into the corporate wood chipper.
why do people think taxpayer funded national health care systems are "free"? Shows a high ignorance of how economics work or basic finance.
I'm pretty sure they are aware of the taxes they are paying. At least they don't have to fight with insurance companies to pay for every little thing.
Load More Replies...I've never eaten Christmas cake and cheese and I'm English.the first time I heard this was a thing was here on BP. But surely it's no different than bacon and maple syrup which is an American thing.
One of the moderators running r/OddlyAccurateInsults, William, was kind enough to answer Bored Panda’s questions about the subreddit. He also shared his take on the secret to a good insult, and what to do if someone’s roasting you.
The redditor said that he’s not the actual creator of the subreddit, however, he was one of the first mods who started managing the community.
“I believe there is a niche for those insults that just hit and are a little too accurate for comfort,” he told us about the inspiration behind r/OddlyAccurateInsults.
Time For A Career Change
You Are The Reason They Stay Home
10/10 For The Burn
Normalize celebration of everyday brilliance when you find it.
People need to realize that there are no 10’s. If you found a 9 you are extremely fortunate!
“Having that niche for a subreddit seemed like a great idea to me and the creator which caused the spark of our little community.”
We were curious to get the mod’s opinion on what the key to a powerful insult is. Being specific is important, according to him, but mixing things up is also a valid approach. “I believe the secret to a good insult is using something relevant to the situation,” he shared with Bored Panda.
“However, you can do the complete opposite and sometimes it works out. It really feels like a hit or miss which makes it all the more entertaining to see unfold.”
Uni Life
Yeah, because the rest of the world is exactely like America right? -these pictures is from Sweden, ahahhaah :-D
They Aren't Wrong
Is that for real that guy's house? Because I really agree with the community college comment.
Imagine how much the window cleaner would charge!
Load More Replies...Only the guy who made the very catchy song Happy featured in Disposable Me 2, you uncultured bagel 😂
Load More Replies...Shoot Like A Girl
That’s a .22 pistol, which has about as much kick as someone lightly tapping your àss.
No let him keep talking I want to see what happens lol
Load More Replies...Why are some feel so threatened by Strong Women or are they just insecure by Anybody.
Also, most Olympic shooting is .22. could barely break a babies wrist with that kind of fire power.
Meanwhile, we know for a fact that we’d feel pretty lost if we were hit with an oddly accurate insult. Bored Panda asked the moderator on how best to react to a stinging insult. Laughter is a wonderful way to neutralize any negative feelings you might have.
“When it comes to reacting, I just laugh. I’m not a very serious guy and I try to find the humor in everything I can,” William shared. “So if somebody insults me bad, I’ll just tell ‘em it was a nice burn and move on with my life. No need getting caught up in a stranger making fun of me.”
Pretty Good One
Ok, maybe not roast…just a little toast. I mean, he asked for it.
Load More Replies...On A Facebook Post About Lil Pump And Eminem
Eminem actually deserves some historical respect. This other dude is a tool!
My dude - that's an insult to tools. The other individual is a waste of biomass.
Load More Replies...Lil Pump looks like an old school desk. I bet he has a wad of chewed up gum up his bum too
I think Eminem in that picture looks like Fidel Castro. Mostly because of the beard. Possibly the hat too.
Holding Up The Past
Future Boy 😂 I'm going to start using that when people do gadget things 😂 Nevermind I'm only 30
I’m 26 and I would totally say that to a teenager doing gadget things lol
Load More Replies...Some of the stuff senior’s say, it’s so simple though but so witty
I never wanted to be old but I don't feel like using a watch or cell phone to pay for stuff
Future boy 🤣 I was just in that situation the other day. Some girl was holding up the line trying to use Apple Pay.
The r/OddlyAccurateInsults subreddit was created back in October 2019. At the time of writing, the group had just over 2.2k members. And even though the screenshots and pics they post are great, the group itself isn’t as active as it once was. However, the founders point out that the sub itself is an ‘offbrand’ version of r/rareinsults, a massively popular community that is hard to ignore on Reddit.
Over the course of the last 5+ years, r/rareinsults has grown to over 2.3 million members who love sharing unique insults and ‘spicing up their vocabulary.’
Everything Is Accurate Here Lol
English is what you get when you take a Germanic language, throw in some Latin and Greek and French, spice it with a bit of Celtic, a pinch of Danish, a bit of Norse and Swedish, and then stir vigorously for 500 years, gradually adding a pinch here and there of Spanish, a bit more French, some Italian, some Native American words, some made-up words, and other little bits that just fell in there. This is why the spelling and grammar is so inconsistent.
And there's the colonial additions, words from Indian languages like Hindi & Urdu, some African too!
Load More Replies...It would have been funny if they had an unusual English sounding name, but clearly as their name isn’t, it just comes across as being rude.
Load More Replies...Just for the curious according to the Google Gugulethu means Treasure or Precious. Mhlungu means White Person. (Mostly in South African languages such as Zulu)
And Gugulethu has given possibly the best description of English I've ever heard
Load More Replies...I get it's a roast but it doesn't really fit...feels like Charlie short is just trying to hard to be like a pizza cutter, all edge and no point. English literally is like 3 or more languages in one
@charlie short -- yeah as an english-speaking colonialist ancestor, you'll be interested to know that "charlie short" is onomatopoeia in isiZulu for "turning left and going home after work", so maybe be careful of racist comments. Thanks, African here.
Eehh this one is actually pretty racist if the person's name is culturally appropriate.
Zoinks
There's no Daphne purple at all and very little Fred. She's actually just another weird Velma reboot.
Very true! Although that middle shiny green is very close to Daphne's scarf. The orangish jacket-Velma. The light blue middle shirt- Fred's pants. Redish orangish turtle-neck Shaggy's pants. Brown hair? Scooby?
Load More Replies...“Zoinks!”, “Jenkies!”, “Come on gang let’s search for clues and figure out where she got that wardrobe from!”, “Gasp… Oh my….”, “Rut the fruck???”.
Looks like flying Easyjet and wearing all the clothes they want to charge as checked luggage
Grandma Is This True?
Aw grandma's are wise tho. But they just love to give love. Except mine☹️☹️
My grandma had my mom at 50, when I was 4-5 years she babysat me, she was about 74 and miserable 😩, looking back now I see why mom wasn’t affectionate with us, she never got it herself
I read that wrong. I thought it said she drinks and her eyes get worse
Previously, Bored Panda spoke to one of the moderators running r/rareinsults, u/Blank-Cheque, and they told us about the group’s history and why it is that human beings curse and swear so much.
“The community was originally founded by Gorangeninja, after he saw someone suggest it be made on another subreddit. The subreddit only grew to a few thousand users in the span of about 8 months. Our current top mod, Remydesp, was an active user in the subreddit in its first few months, and a lack of moderation plagued the subreddit, so he reached out to the mods offering to help out in the task of moderation,” they said.
Make Up Tutorial Coming Soon
I could never understand cheaters, let alone one who cheats on a partner who has been deployed!! Seriously a c**t move
OMG now I understood finance is military, not IT XD
Load More Replies...I’d probably start by staying off of your knees and perhaps not bent over the sofa while your husband is deployed. Just a thought!
Well, first you need to grown up. You're not 15 anymore.
Not sure what you think 15 year olds get up to these days, but those are not hickeys
Load More Replies...Get alot of bees to sting your neck. Should work as a cover up and a punishment.
I seriously thought this was an allergic reaction to a bee sting or something at first
Load More Replies...I remember when I was a teenager and over my friends, she had one hickey under her ear on the neck, she took her hot curling iron and burnt it, she was going to tell her mom yeah that’s what happened
I know, it almost looks more like finger marks than hickies. ☹️ I hope she’s okay.
Load More Replies...Imagine posting this on Social Media. Your fiance can't read?
Now That’s A Lot Of Damage
No accounting for taste I guess. [I tried to roll this comment into a sex joke for 5 mins. I give up]
Load More Replies...She is not wrong. Makes me cringe whenever I see this, happens a lot in movies
guys look i remade it and its an airsoft replica so not a real gun IMG_202304...11ec99.jpg
Since there's been so many of them, along with the ancient "girls like bad boys" c**p. :[
Load More Replies...Damn This Is Hard
And that talent is so bad that your mom makes you carry a potted plant to replace the wasted oxygen
bruh I thought I was good at breathing until my first panic attack, AND when I was in the hospital for a week study for my seizures. Apparently hyperventilating puts me at a high risk for having a seizure. Funnn
Well then I'd say you're pretty good at it since you haven't managed to die yet
I have vocal chord dysfunction and can relate. Haha, I feel like breathing *should* come so naturally all the time, but sometimes it just doesn't.
“Over the course of the next year, Gorangeninja stepped down as top mod, and Remydesp and our former owner Tycoinator added many other mods to help out. The biggest challenge in getting a large following was maintaining the quality of the content on the subreddit. In the next 3 months, the subreddit grew almost 200k users, and the influx of new users brought along a lot of low-quality posts. The support from the amazing moderation team has allowed the subreddit to thrive and still maintain the original quality. After Pewdiepie made a video on our subreddit, we grew almost 25k users in one day. If the subreddit did not have such hardworking and committed moderators, we would not have seen the success we have today,” u/Blank-Cheque spoke to us about r/rareinsults back in 2019.
She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces
I burst out laughing when I read this🤣🤣 I was right there with you
Load More Replies...How do you rate the attractiveness of babies? They all look like babies to me. Literally all of them. Show me a baby pic and I'm like, well two eyes, right number of face holes, hands feet, yep that's a baby. What's the big deal?
There are in fact a series of pictures of my dad pushing me around in a wheelbarrow as a baby. In 1977.
Rice Krispies wouldn't talk to you and your Grandma breast fed you .
I Can Hear The Sound
In the game Sonic the hedgehog, when you get hit, all the coins you've collected go flying over the place.
I hope he quickly grabbed all the rings he could back cause they disappear so fast!
I'm sorry, Keo, but that was the ultimate response for this situation. Quick witted, funny, and accurate. And they say women aren't funny.
Gas Station Level Basic!
I don't even need to do that; there's three guys on my cul-de-sac who look like that.
This is... a normal guy. Like, he's not particularly ugly, but I wouldn't notice if he walked by me on the street.
I honestly don't find him attractive at all. Half the time he looks like he's homeless.
I have no idea at this point. I've stopped trying XD
Load More Replies...According to u/Blank-Cheque, science, not philosophy helps explain why people curse and swear. “Cursing has been observed by scientists to alleviate pain, and insult-like gestures have been observed by researchers even in chimpanzees,” they told Bored Panda.
The First Rare Insult
When I first read this quote my first thought was why wasn't it included in Hamilton
Load More Replies...Incredible Eye For Detail Right Here
Now that it's been pointed out it totally does, but I honestly don't know how someone could see this on their own
It's cos if they got twerking ladies on their minds, they'll see it in every picture everywhere
Load More Replies...And nothing about the shoe on his head? Be honest how many of you were so focused on the nose you missesd the shoe lol
Yeah, there's plenty worse pictures of moot, totally not shooped tho
Load More Replies...why you were looking that hard and how that is the first takeaway is the real question-
Twins! Or Is It Triplets?
Machine Gun Kelly looks like a BB gun to me! Needs to stay away from that 'meth!!!
“Professor Frans de Waal said that angry chimpanzees ‘will grunt or spit or make an abrupt, upsweeping gesture that, if a human were to do it, you'd recognize it as aggressive’ in order to avoid conflict, rather than to escalate it. He continues that a ‘chimpanzee who is really gearing up for a fight doesn't waste time with gestures, but just goes ahead and attacks.’ [Insults] are a part of life, and a world without them would be extremely different to ours to a degree which cannot be simply explained,” the r/rareinsults mod said, adding that in real-life they try to avoid hurling insults at anyone because it’s rude.
Olsen Twins Prophecy
Well if the left one knows how you die, it must be the most harrowing, brutal, ravenous, torturous, drawn-out case of murder ever known to man because she looks seriously uncomfortable
What is that tom cruise movie with the ball that drops when someone is about to be murdered? They look like the girls in the water that predict the deaths. Their faces have that look. And before someone says for me to google it, if I get off bored panda my phone does not save my spot. Only does it with BP.
Load More Replies...If they're twins, how is it that one looks like the other's mother?🤔
I think maybe they have both lived quite a hard life but also very different lives aswell. And it shows I guess. They used to look like each other so much more than they do now.
Load More Replies...Love these girls. Very hardworking and just now wanna enjoy life. Good for them.
I feel old, I remember them as infants on Full house. Now they look older than me.
Looks like the left sister is staring directly into my soul...and I don't like it one little bit 🤣
The Scandinavian origin of "Olson" means God relic. Maybe with their sister they are the Norns, the Norse version of the three fates.
Resting Bitch Face
He's also closer in age. I loved Alan Rickman, but Snape was only in his late 30s in the book.
Load More Replies...Step on my throat, Adam Driver, you rudely large man. Break my fingers, you brooding mountain.
Shatter my knees, you fückable redwood. Snap off my toes, you big, unwashed buffalo.
Load More Replies...When Rey told Ben to take of his mask and he took it off, I immediately thought Rey should have said, Oh I see why you wear a mask now, please put it back on. And I feel awful about it.
This one has always been my favorite, and my day gets better every time I see it.
I can see him doing a cameo at the end of the upcoming Mandalorian film.
Load More Replies...Looks Like Some One Is Gonna Win A Tesla
Couldn't have explained it better myself!! I would like to add that she looks like she'd smell of peanuts, vanilla, mouthwash and cats
River Butcher is hilarious. I didn't know he had transitioned.
Recently, British comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that the key to creative and stylish insults is subtlety. It’s essential to find the right balance between humor and meanness. One way that you can do so is to "appear to be sweet then switch to barbed humor."
I'd Go To That Rehab
How does JB look like he's a 57 yr old gym teacher and a kid at the same time? Meanwhile RuPaul looks the same as he did 30 years ago.
He looks like either the super kind gym teacher who sympathises with and supports the bullied fat kid and trains him to be the hero quarterback at the end of the movie OR the paedo
Load More Replies...I love Ru! Also, there’s a dress rehearsal skit that didn’t make it to air for this episode featuring Ru and Bowen Yang as rival coal miners and it’s fantastic (YouTube).
Load More Replies...Beiber looks like a registered sex offender and Ru Paul looks like someone shaved the female librarian while she was in the middle of a Rupert the Bear read-a-thon
I'm not saying I bought one, but this dude sold stolen microwaves out the back of a CRV near where I live.
Slightly off tangent here - but this isn't the first time I've seen someone add a completely superfluous 's to a first name. What was weirder is that it was their own. What mental issue causes people to waste the effort - which, depending on their device, may require a switch to a different keyboard - of adding this? It's bad enough adding unnecessary apostrophes, but why are people adding them and the s when there's absolutely no need?
a toupee gone to have a lie down and not getting up anytime soon
Load More Replies...Mariah The Savage
Not as good as Billy Joel in Just The Way You Are. "I don't want clever conversation..." thanks a bunch Billy!
Load More Replies...Okay, much as I loathe hearing this overplayed Christmas song, that is hilarious.
Yeah. Every Christmas season that song makes me wanna jump off a bridge 💀
Load More Replies...My wife wanted a coat made of animal skin, so I bought her a donkey jacket
THANK YOU!! that has bugged me since the first time I heard it.
That Face Of Regret
Why. Just why. You could have said anything else. But you said this. I quit.
Load More Replies...Honest, anyone with chin hair like that automatically registers as a goat to my brain 🐐
Ok good comment but why is that your username 😂
Load More Replies...looks like the middle part of his goatee didn't show up for work today
On the flip side, if you wanted to give someone a compliment instead of insulting them, try to be as specific as possible. "Instead of just saying 'I like your dress,' which anyone can do, go into detail and talk about the pattern or the fabric. Similarly, if you're complimenting someone's character, instead of saying 'you're so kind,' give an example of why or when they were kind. Backing it up with examples and evidence shows that it isn't just a hollow compliment," the comedy expert said.
The Ring Gauntlet
David dear, I would bet a small wager that you're more use than her
Load More Replies...So if you think about she is the real version of Runaway Bride.
When are women supposed to turn useful, I'm approaching my 40's and I'm starting to worry it isn't going to happen. 😶 Is it too late for me?
A fur supporter, still. That's about all I need to know about her. I saw a movie with her once, on TV, not knowing she was in it. A woman gets soooo abused and learns to sooooo defend herself, a template heroine with the depth of a bedwetter's mattress, when in comparison Beavis and Butt-Head represent a deep see trench each. I guess, would I have known it's her, I'd even have been prejudiced against this waste of my - and the audience's - time beforehand, and would have spared me watching it. A friend wanted to, and I was at his place that evening, and another friend would come in later, ... was a fun night, still.
You mean the movie "Enough"? I've seen it on tv out of boredom two times actually.
Load More Replies...Oof
Every time I see your username a voice in my head screams “freaking BEE” and I cannot not laugh
Load More Replies...Thats Not A Dog
I kind of accidentally gave my cat acid back in high school. Don’t downvote me. It was a true accident. We had a great trip and then she slept for two days😂
Yikes, I’m glad your cat was alright. Edibles and certain drugs can be highly highly toxic to animals and can kill them
Load More Replies...This is really, really sad actually 🥺 THC is toxic to dogs! It is very likely that this person's dog died shortly after taking this 😭 I dropped a little piece of a nug once and my dog swooped it up before I could. I didn't know it was toxic at that time and she started walking like she was drunk, walking into walls, very unstable and when she was sitting she would sway back and forth. I took her to the ER and that's when I learned how toxic Marijuana is for dogs. Thankfully the amount she ate was very little. The vet was able to give her fluids and tips for what to watch for. She was weird for two days after and finally got back to being herself. Please, please keep all weed products away from your children and animals!
The first thing that comes to mind is some obscure jungle rodent
I call b******t. THC is toxic to pets. If this is legit, I'd be amazed if it was still alive.
It’s not good for them but they survive. I know a dog that ended up at the vet paranoid out of it’s mind after finding a pot brownie in someone’s purse but it recovered. Vets report it’s an epidemic now. Dogs get into stuff. My dog ate a whole pack of gum she found in my coat pocket, and she also tries to eat plastic wrap every chance she gets. Dogs don’t really care if it’s food or not. I hope people don’t do it on purpose because it’s very cruel.
Load More Replies...Sorry If It's Been Posted B4
What exactly is in that garlic sauce? Is it Papa John's sweat? Because this picture is making me think it's Papa's sweat.
I always thought he looked like the bottom of the pizza box after you're done
Looks like he dived head first into a grease bucket and then took on its moniker.
Damn He Got Roasted
You Get What You Fu*king Deserve
Why didn't they put a pic of the creatures? That would fit better than just a bigger pic of Wendy Williams
What kind of simpleton mocks a cleft lip anyway, this is so basic it’s embarrassing 🤨🤦♂️
I remember when she dismissed Chris Brown beating the hell of of Rihanna and trying to push her out of a moving car by repeatedly saying, “They’re just kids!”…
Load More Replies...Watched a little girl ask her mom what “carman” (karma) meant and her mom used Wendy Williams to illustrate. I really didn’t know much about her & had to Google info to get what she meant. Very sad.
I have always said she looks like a morlock (and not felt bad about it either). She's an awful human.
They Aren’t Wrong
I love "Mean Tweets" I get sucked down that rabbit hole on YouTube for entirely too long sometimes. 😁😂🤣
I once had my flip flops stolen at the gym. Who steals gym flip flops???
i saw one of green day where the person said, "Tre Cool looks like emo putin." the frontman's response was to take off the sunglasses of the bass guitarist and say, "Well, Mike looks like Putin," idk just thought of this
SO WHAT? Does every woman need to dress to show off her body? Dressing like she's headed to a laundromat is her thing and that's OK.
It’s a joke. You can stop being offended into the abyss now.
Load More Replies...True, but she’s got a great figure, and if she covers it, people focus on her singing, not her beauty.
Jjj About To Star In A Bad Movie With Good Music
Bingo, I thought I saw someone else in there as well.
Load More Replies...Connor, The Human Equivalent Of A Honda Accord
Toyota is so stable you could marry him. He is more a Honda... he will do his job in your thirties, but in the long haul he will be left behind fir someone with less issues and more personality
Load More Replies...If God is supposed to be omnipotent why does it keep breaking molds
He's the youth pastor and has a dry Sherry at Christmas time only. He referees the girls B team in soccer. He calls his grandad to help him change a tyre. He fosters injured hedgehogs. Go Connor!!!
It's the most beautiful boy in the world with 3 more at the gas station
Default Skin
He reminds me of an earlier gen synth in Fallout 4. He looks so real he ALMOST passes for human.
The older he gets the more he looks like an alien wearing a bad human costume.
It's the lack of eyebrows. How have I never noticed that this man does not have eyebrows?
Long Holster
Not a gun. It's one of those long pruning saws. He's a traveling arborist looking for a Leatherman, and I don't mean Freddy Mercury.
What wife? He probably still lives with his mom!
Load More Replies...Ha ha, by the time that idiot took that out of the holster he would be lying on the ground, if his jorts didn't fall down first.
That is, without a doubt, the most p*ssweak, s*ithouse, half-a*sed excuse for a holster that i have ever seen.
In the time it's going to take him to pull that thing all the way out of its holster, you could break his nose and throat punch him 6 times.
Not Really An Insult But Unique
He's being compared to Mark Zuckerberg, I fail to see how that is not an insult..
At first glance I thought his T-shirt pattern looked like a wee skeleton reaching round to pinch his nips
The palm trees look like bird claws. It's like he's about to be carried away by an eagle.
Karen's Gone Bad
"Excuse me, fellow teens. Do you know where I can buy a weed? I sure do like that sticky icky."
By the way, I'm also looking for the black market. It's not showing on Google maps.
Load More Replies..."oh weeeeeowwww....you know, i'm a *cool mom*! do you like my disguise? hahahahaha! anyway, i'll take one weed, please!"
She looks like she ran out of clothes and had to borrow her truck lovin, trump supporting, gun carrying, woohoo america, hardworkin' husbands clothes lol
The flag behind her is hanging wrong. Should be blue on her right. Get it right, please
Stolen From R/Rareinsults U/Kajararay
Looks like he just got cast in the BBC version of Two and a Half Men.
Great freaking show! Some of the best late night stoner television there is. Never get tired of it!
Load More Replies...Moster House Scared Me When I Was Younger
Spot on! Not only the looks but Bones was a total prick and if I remember correctly was really pushy with a female character. I was honestly shook to see such a misogynistic character in a children's movie
Those Rascals Are At It Again
Hmm... Yep looks like we've got another trenchcoater here!
Load More Replies...Kevin Smith would tell you that, pre-heart attack and weight loss, he looked like two kids standing NEXT to each other in a trench coat.
Is there a way to participate in trenchcoatery although being 183 cm tall? I'm pretty slim already, so ... maybe ... a very short human of various age and stuff ... with footrests just above my knees, very comfy ... please don't be fat and short, only short, because I'm not like Schwarzenegger, I'd merely qualify as his breakfast ... well, sure a decently sized one, but still ... anyway ... we could pretend being 2.83 meters, still one to go, then, ... will we? Footrests could be further elevated ... anyone in on this? I could provide you with an ugly hat that you could keep afterwards.
Shhhh, don't call attention to them! They worked very hard on that disguise!
Done already and he burns himself enough about his weight in the past. Fat shaming not cool
Did nobody notice that the title for this post mentioned the Little Rascals? I loved that movie!
France Is Garbage
Umm…it’s actually bigger than the entire US and headed towards Texas. Unbelievable that we are destroying our planet!
I think you're thinking of the seaweed blob heading for Texas. The great pacific garbage patch is I believe what they're referring to in this particular insult
Load More Replies...There are two garbage "islands", one in the Pacific, one in the Atlantic, and they are both bigger than France.
Is it because they're gaining mass or has France lost territory again?
Load More Replies...I was mistaken. I really thought google maps f****d up the location of texas
France isn’t floating, it is not an island… but you americans don’t know that probably
Uncalled For. Unprovoked
Furries seem like a fun group. But I just can't get past how hot those costumes must be.
This isn't an insult though, is it? 🤔 It's basically saying furriest are IT professionals.
You couldn't pay me enough to get on that plane. Worst part of an amusement park for me is when I see a furry heading in my direction.
LMAO THIS IS SO ACCURATE My friend is one and he literally just finished coding and setting up a whole Minecraft server
Why is my first thought that they would have had to make it through airport security as a "human" and THEN gotten dressed in a random airport bathroom before boarding the plane? 🤔
To Infinity And Beyond
Lmao
He looks like an actor in the whitewashed biopic about BTS. (I've been up too long...)
And now that you said that all I can see is him playing Jimin. The horror... 😂
Load More Replies...I love James ❤️ My kids and I started watching his youtube videos years ago. He's a sweet kid.
She Didn’t Say Nothin... She Just Had That Look
In a garden store a while back and a lady pointed at me and said : "He looks like he knows how to plant tomatoes." She was right and it made my day.
I get this in art stores sometimes and it’s actually quite validating lol
There are a lot of things on this planet that I truly do not understand!
Artful Photographs Of The Nude Form
She sexts like it's a school essay and she's trying to reach the word limit
I did some of those essays. It's amazing how far you can stretch out a couple of paragraphs once you get to the point where you don't really care if it sounds kind of stupid because you just want it to be over with.
Load More Replies...Old Man Logan
I'm imagining Mesmero here can lull anyone to sleep by reciting trivia factoids.
Load More Replies...Well, a retired member of the X-Men could indeed look very nice in the right sweater,
Still sounds cool though, I mean being a retired member of the X-men must be a privilege, X-men generally die way before retirement age.
He Isn’t A Healthy Looking Chap
Ugh. I hated that commercial. Always made me feel sick. 🤢
Load More Replies...While the Mucinex commercial was on TV once I changed the channel. My then 5yr old daughter yelled out "heeeey! I was watching that mucas!"
This Is So Beautiful. So Creative
We laugh at others so that we don't have to cry about ourselves... #HardTruths
Twitch Streamer Said The N Word And Used The Defence That She’s “Part Black” So It’s Okay
The C major scale is the only major scale made up of all white keys, btw.
Ohhhhh. I had guessed that, but I still had no idea.
Load More Replies...she's as dark as coffee! with a lot of creamer and milk in it. she's-she's white as f**k.
I mean, she might have black relatives. The more relevant point is that people are going to see her as a white woman, with all the privilege that entails, whatever her genetic makeup might be, so she's not part of the social group the slur is aimed at, and she doesn't get to decide it's okay to use it.
C is a key, c-major is a chord in which all the notes are white keys.
Load More Replies...Bruh
but jar jar showed the jedi his city (i forgot the name) after this scene
And that doesn't mean Jar Jar is intelligent, it means his species is capable of intelligence.
Load More Replies...But Jar-Jar isn't smart enough to know that "laser" is an acronym, so f**k him.
Not A Fan Of British Cuisine
And Americans eat like the Germans have landed and they have 24 hours to live, max.
Never seen anything like a cottage pie where they haven't mashed the spuds?
Load More Replies...At least we don't act like we have a stick up our a*s. We're happy with our food so shut the f**k up
You have been hurt, that much is clear. Who hurt you Allen Wanner? Who hurt you?
Load More Replies...My Mom made fried potatoes with our weenies and beans. One of those kid comfort foods I remember fondly. (I'm American)
Egg
Shut Up You Bioengineered Piece Of Shit
yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy preferred to bang a test tube
Load More Replies...The Meme Guy Got It Right
This is the picture you see when you look up "OMG!" in the dictionary.
Quite The Fall From Olympus
He's handsome in both! But he looks happier in the second picture and that's enough reason to change something you choose to change. Who cares what anyone else thinks as long as he is happy with himself!
While I agree, I also find it sad the beauty standards affect people so much they feel the need to change their looks. Because so often (as in this case too) there was, aesthetically speaking, nothing wrong, ugly or unattractive about their looks in the first place.
Load More Replies...Ok but seriously he *does* look like a god in the left photo. On the right he just looks... mortal.
Too much pressure to confirm to a specific 'look' now. If only he realised how handsome he was before the op. But as long as he's happy..
Lol Love Brittany Broski
Flight Attendant Has Had Enough
I never understand the cost disparity. It's just a bigger seat, but that seat is already on the plane. If nobody sits in it you still have to fly those seats to your destination, and if it's empty I might get a free upgrade. If we accept it's a free upgrade and you're taking them anyway, why does it cost so much if I agree to sit in them before we depart???
Because that way you get the comfort for sure. Some people can easily afford it and will surely go for it. Otherwise its just a seat lottery, and nowadays they offer it it less and less times... the people who agree to pay for it upfront and get a guaranteed seat, make extra profit for the company. Simple
Load More Replies...Oldschool Runescape More Views Than Porn
Two Percent Milk
In the US (maybe other places as well) 2% milk fat is rather common in milk
Load More Replies...I Mean It’s Not Really An Insult But It’s Accurate
This has nothing to do with the comment, but I really like your username
Load More Replies...I say more like Tobey McGuire who became PewDiePie. He has Tobey face.
He looks like Woody Harrelson if Woody Harrelson owned the portrait of Dorian Gray.
Found On R/Roastme
I Can Already Get The Scent Of It
Looks like Andy D**k before the haircut in "In The Army" mixed with Rachel Dratch.
Eventually we go on a "vacation" to a "wellness center" where we can't have shoes? Absolutely.
Load More Replies...how dare you! dnders are actually the best people you'll meet.
Think It Belongs Here
Found On R/Rareinsults
i was thinking the mouth size was turned all the way up on the mii maker but we can go with that
from the upvotes it seems like not many get the reference lol
Load More Replies...She looks like she forgot about her shellfish allergy and kissed a crab.
She looks like god set the waffle iron on low and just let her melt out.
She looks like those anthropomorphized cartoon fish that talk.
She Really Does
You can age beautifully. I think that plastic surgery has been chosen here, which does not let her age naturally.
Load More Replies...Not sure who this is, or even if it's the same person. Aside from several plastic surgeries, there are also at least 30 years between these two pictures. It's unfair to anyone to be compared to what they looked like 30 years before.
This is Janice Dickinson a model active in the 70’s-90’s. Her life has been a hot mess. She’s in her 70’s in the “old” pic, which was just mean.
Load More Replies...Got This One From A Gus Johnson Video, Lol
Not to mention the "thank you" bag logo from a convenience store on a tee-shirt... perfect
She's An Emoji Model
The emojis are supposed to look like her face, because she has a long narrow face and a large nose.
Load More Replies...Found This Myself
I think the best insult I have ever received is “You’re vertically challenged” I’m 5’2.
FINALLY I'M TALLER THAN SOMEONE by a tiny bit but HA
Load More Replies...Once somebody told me I looked like if Emma Watson and Ted Bundy had a daughter
Steady there, you almost insulted some people that must never be insulted.
Here's an Urdu insult that is my personal favourite: Where were you when intelligence was being distributed? Wandering around with a sieve?! It sounds way funnier in Urdu though.
“Are you an eye-bleach salesman? Because you make me want to buy eye-bleach” -me
I think the best insult I have ever received is “You’re vertically challenged” I’m 5’2.
FINALLY I'M TALLER THAN SOMEONE by a tiny bit but HA
Load More Replies...Once somebody told me I looked like if Emma Watson and Ted Bundy had a daughter
Steady there, you almost insulted some people that must never be insulted.
Here's an Urdu insult that is my personal favourite: Where were you when intelligence was being distributed? Wandering around with a sieve?! It sounds way funnier in Urdu though.
“Are you an eye-bleach salesman? Because you make me want to buy eye-bleach” -me
