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“Farting In Front Of A Partner Leads To A Stronger Relationship.” “Crying Can Help You Lose Weight.” If these headlines sound like enough of the internet for you today, let me tell you, we've only started.
Thanks to the “Funny News Headlines” Instagram account that collects some of the worst, most bizarre and plain stupid news headlines, we have quite a collection to facepalm at today. Beware not to drink any beverages while scrolling through, since the chances of spit-take are really high.
With 231k followers, the account is gaining popularity every day, and you can see why. For anyone who appreciates the absurdity of our everyday life, this one is a treat you’ve been waiting for. Psst! More of the worst newspaper headlines await in our previous post.
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#1
This Is Beautiful
Don Golosso 4 years ago
Maybe he was really bad. In Dutch we'll call off key singing or playing "kattengejank" or cats crying. So maybe that's how he got his new audience...
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#2
It’s So Good To See The Different Fruits Unite
#3
Amazing
After scrolling through this post, you may wonder what on earth the journalists, writers, and content creators were thinking to come up with such absurd headlines. Some of them are surely made out of pure bluntness, but others… they make you wonder. So in order to find out more about the art of headline making, we spoke to Lina Survila, an editor in chief of “Abstract Stylist” online magazine who has years of experience of working in press.
Lina started off by saying that getting your headline clicked is hard work. “Unfortunately, editors are often pressured to bring better results with each article, so headline wars have become the real deal today."
#5
Deserved?
#6
Good One
It turns out that there's a fine line between an informative headline and a fake one, Lina argues. “First, we all need to know that headlines play a big role in Google's ranking magic. Every editor has a wish for their article to reach the top position, meaning more clicks if a user is often searching for it.”
“So because an editor wants to reach more people, they end up using trendy keywords which result in misleading headlines,” Lina explained and added that it happens more often than you’d think.
#7
Legend
#8
This Is Amazing
Meanwhile, the news headlines sometimes “sound a little harsh sometimes, as they're spoiling all articles for everyone. But poetic, beautiful headlines often don't capture the essence of the text, so people who are used to reading their news fast don't take time to appreciate it or click to see if this article is something in their interest.”
The problem is that nowadays, anything can be called news, according to Lina. “An elephant giving birth is news, a funny story about a chicken is news. It gets people's attention. You can’t blame them. If this is the content they read and actually click on it, editors will have to produce more of it.”
#10
This Is Who I Want In Charge Of My Country
However, fake news is something that should be taken more seriously. Lina explained that “clickbait headlines often mislead people, and those who do not bother to open the article might mislead other people too by spreading the wrong message. For example, recently, I read that K. Reaves is married to Winona Ryder, well, it was stated in the headline, and actually, they were married in the movie.” Lina said it’s a good example of how misleading a headline can be, and in fact she would call it a case of “fake news.”
#13
He Just Respects Mother Nature
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
The boss nods with admiration and says, "You have to come in after the kids have gone to school. I'm doing the same"
#14
Legend
#15
Lmao Tag A Vegan
#17
Don’t Blame Them Tbh
#18
This Kid Is Ahead Of The Game
#19
Get Me There
Don Golosso 4 years ago
Simpsons did this too! But they added barber floor hair when people came to the fire to get high.
#20
Look How Proud He Is
#21
You’ve Got To Limber Up
#22
Mood
#23
Oooof
September Meadows 4 years ago (edited)
After this happened several people, who climbed Everest, and happen to be vegan, came forward and said it's been done, not realizing themselves it was such a big deal. Her autopsy showed she died of starvation. She wasn't consuming enough calories to keep up with what she was burning. You have to be eating constantly doing such things.
#24
Well She Looks Normal
#25
He Looks Absolutely Dashing
#26
Same
#27
Got To Make Sure
#28
Oh No
Bob Bobbins 4 years ago
This needs to be preceded by "Here is the church, here is the steeple."
#29
What A Legend
#30
Genius
#33
No Wonder They Taste So Good
#35
Legend
#36
I Don’t Think That’s How It Works...
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
Genetically possible even if parents appear White. Mom's response, though...oh my.
#37
That’s A Lot Of Divorce Papers Right There...
#38
Hey Panini
#40
That Cat Must Feel Like A King
#41
It Was The Holy Spirit
#42
Big Mood
#43
I Wonder Why?
#44
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Paul Macdonell 4 years ago
The ham and Pineapple pizza or known as an Hawaiian pizza was invented 40 years ago in Windsor Ontario. I love it but don't know why.....
#45
Imagine
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago
I mean, you'd think you'd have figured it out by 6 months: "Hey, how come my puppies aren't growing? Shouldn't they be almost full size by now?"
#46
I Like His Jeans
#47
I Bet They Loved Every Minute Of That
#48
Very Helpful Drawing
#49
Ironic
September Meadows 4 years ago
Blood doping is unfair in sports but it's a boon when traveling! Did it in the military, no jet lag, super easy time zone adjustments, and getting climatized to a tropical environment from a winter temperate one was no problem, barely an inconvenience.
#50
There Goes My Hero
#51
F To Pay Respects
#52
If Only I Could Do This
#53
I Don’t Think Anyone Would Respond Well To This
#54
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
#55
Don’t Blame Him
#57
No Way
#58
There Goes My Hero
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
"Morgue employee dies from a heart attack after seeing one of his clients came back to life, then wakes up at work and gets back to work."
#59
1000 Iq Move
#60
Hit Like If You Feel Inspired
#61
Wtf
#62
This Man Was Living The Dream
#63
The Choice Of Pictures Is Killing Me
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
This is why we have so many variations now that we can only read them in a flick book
#64
Do Not F*ck With The Prince
#68
Ffs
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
While I disapprove of his actions, I can't help but admire his commitment. 🤔
#69
Tag A Vegan
#70
Why Are They Always From Florida Tho?
Raj Kuthrapali 4 years ago
Yes. Picowaves are easily agitated and will absolutely bring the roof down.
#71
Hero
#72
Well Played Bro
#73
Tag A Ginger Who Should Try This
#74
Sneak 100
#75
Good Luck Kiddos
#76
Why Am I Not Surprised?
#78
Relatable
#79
This Is Not Going To End Well
#80
Chocolate Rain
#81
Good One John
#82
Me
#83
The Most Relatable News Headline I've Ever Read
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What do you think ?
Monday 4 years ago
Would have been a better read if they didn't mix real headlines with spoofs the whole time.
Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
Well, that was a bunch of crap. Barely satire, nasty fake news, and possibly true but hardly 'news'.
Corey Smith 4 years ago
I'm surprised this headline didn't make it (I linked the Snopes article because it sounds too funny to be true): https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/k9-dog-cow-deputy/
Kristin Ingersoll 4 years ago
So many were fake headlines, meant to be funny (sadly, many weren't even that). Stupid. That's why "everyone can be a BP author" is complete BS.
Monday 4 years ago
Would have been a better read if they didn't mix real headlines with spoofs the whole time.
Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
Well, that was a bunch of crap. Barely satire, nasty fake news, and possibly true but hardly 'news'.
Corey Smith 4 years ago
I'm surprised this headline didn't make it (I linked the Snopes article because it sounds too funny to be true): https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/k9-dog-cow-deputy/
Kristin Ingersoll 4 years ago
So many were fake headlines, meant to be funny (sadly, many weren't even that). Stupid. That's why "everyone can be a BP author" is complete BS.
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