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As long as people throw around some questionable bits of wisdom like it's no big deal, we have the unofficial karma police, aka ‘murderers by words.’ Except murder by words has nothing to with violence, weapons, or blood, which makes the act inherently peaceful, yet brutally powerful.

It’s because the fight is fueled by words, but not by any words. I mean witty, well-argued, and solid arguments that pierce straight through misinformation, fake news, and any other online BS that's so prominent these days. The targets can be anyone from Covid deniers to anti-vaxers to flat earthers and extreme right Trump supporters who support the Capitol riots or similar bursts of terror. And when the words come back, they do so with double the initial power.

Thanks to the prominent corner of Reddit known as the subreddit “Murdered By Words,” the karma evening selection of putdowns, clapbacks, and counter-arguments are in to show that everything you utter in this world can come back to you. Psst! Part 1 of the post with people who got brutally shut down is available here.

#1

You Dense Mother ---!

You Dense Mother ---!

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troufaki13
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure the first person thought he said something very profound...

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    #2

    Due For Some Good Luck Eventually

    Due For Some Good Luck Eventually

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    #3

    Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

    Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

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    me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if Jack even caught on

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    Previously, comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that when it comes to witty comebacks, they can be both planned and totally spontaneous.

    "I've definitely come up with comebacks that are spontaneous. For instance, I told my daughter that if she didn't behave, I'd give her inheritance to a donkey sanctuary. She said, 'You wouldn't,' and I came back, 'You bet your ass!' But though I hadn't used that comeback before, I clearly had knowledge of the pun and might have used something similar in the past."

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    But not every comeback is equally powerful. The ones that make us thank the lord it’s not us who received them have to be well-timed, super-fast, exceptionally witty, and totally understandable to everyone. If it’s super complicated or said at the wrong time, or worst, in the wrong place, you can get scolded with an agonizing moment of silence.

    #4

    Dammit George!

    Dammit George!

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    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How unusual to actually respect people outside of your own household...?!?!

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    #5

    Sarah Has Been Reported Dead

    Sarah Has Been Reported Dead

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    #6

    Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too

    Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm very much against violence towards women, but Katie Hopkins might have turned out to be a more worthwhile human being if she'd been punched in the face a little more often for saying things like this.

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    #7

    This Belongs Here

    This Belongs Here

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    Marianne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does "esthetic nightmare" (sic) even mean? Correct me if I'm wrong, but as far as I know, all trans people use "he" or "she" or "they" which are existing pronouns in the English language that no one formerly complained about. The difference is that a person gets to choose which pronoun they want to be addressed with.

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot more pronouns than that. Google it to learn more. Ze, xe, and fae are a few that come to mind. Singular "they" is also an adjustment. That being said, none of it is hard. Language is always changing, and "esthetic nightmare" is just Elon Musk being a self-centered, entitled, bigoted, drama queen.

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    LesAnimaux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a hypocrite. If someone says their pronouns are she/her, use them. Easier than pronouncing his child's name.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Elon is talking about people who refuse to use English word pronouns and come with things like xe and zxir and stuff. It would have been a somewhat valid point if his kid’s name wasn’t 9WHjojp479.

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    Lexi Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I agree with them both? His kid has a stupid name, but the amount of “neonpronouns” that look like random scrabble tile draws is... a lot. At least a lot of people have cottoned on to there being ZERO point in everyone having their own pronouns, because pronouns take the place of names and if I need to remember three extra words for every individual I’ll just use your name instead. I mean I’ll call Elliot Page by male pronouns, and some people by “they” pronouns, but the people who are like “my pronouns are phlee/pleem/phleemself” I think are who Elon meant.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with them both. I’m not calling someone Xe as a pronoun, and Elon smells his own farts and thinks he’s so special for naming his kid something cringy. I just use “they” when people want to be called by cosplay pronouns. Nobody can ever tell you “they” is wrong.

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    Daniel R.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still not seeing why people adore this guy. He has teams behind him doing a lot of the work - it's not a one man team doing everything for his companies. I feel like some don't know that.

    birdie asf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's smart enough to become the richest person in the world, but he's a pretty big a**hole

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    Alex Mont
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both statements are accurate

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite a few of the Tweets from Neon Elon are calculated specifically as viral attention grabbers. He knows how to play his audience.

    sylvantic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just googled it. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

    Michał Jastrzębski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very good question. Elon's great at many things, but I dont think he should be a parent after doing this. He's literally setting up his kid to be f****d over by other kids over this. And we know that kids can be REALLY mean to anything different than their group.

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    Potato
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real irony is that his wife uses they/them pronouns.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not irony. He’s probably suggesting that all the nonsense pronouns like xim and ximself are ruining the esthetic when people can keep things clean and just use they / them.

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    Cian Thomas McHugh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man's gonna need some aloe vera lotion for that burn.

    hey, not my problem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who calls their child XAEA12? it is literally 1. pronounced X-ASH-A-TWELVE, and 2. named partially after an aeroplane!

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is an esthetic nightmare anyway?

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a hard time with non-gender pronouns, as well, for two reasons: 1. I was taught They Their is plural. 2. If I know someone as one gender and then have to switch up how I address them I slip a lot. That said - I still try and I don't judge - the problem isn't with them, it's only with my ability to properly use the correct pronoun - my apologies in advance. And I feel bad for Elon's kid - that name is a nightmare.

    J&B FitzTubeKidz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really shouldn’t be on here. It’s nowhere near as bad as almost every other entry lol.

    Chimmels
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hydroxychloroquine Didn’t work what ab x æ e-12

    Amazon QT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “They” are not the ones buying Elons Teslas, so...

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    4 years ago

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he speaks english... want to follow that nightmare in a language with grammatical genders for words like in german? They push the idea of writing nouns in texts like "Hero*-ine". That is a nightmare to read

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez. Germans already have enough gender issues with der die and das.

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    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW!! I saw the sparks flying off that burn!

    Joan Humphreys
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be at the top! Hilarious!

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon is trash and can rot in hell for all I care. His name itself is ruining the aesthetic as well. But- I have some understanding. I support the trans community, and support people referring to themselves how they want. It can be hard to keep up as terms keep changing. For me, I am wrapping my head around the term "they|them" as it implies multiple people, but in this case it is referring to a single person. It doesn't mean anything transphobic, it is the english language (I am American) I am confused with.

    somnomania
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, but what about, for example, "there's someone at the door, can you let them in?" or "there's a car pulled over there, i wonder if they're alright". it does often imply multiple people, but it can just as easily be used for a single person.

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    Maurettis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no that was a trolling attempt gone bad.

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... he deserves a lot more fire anyway ... that guy creeps me out, and that isn't an easy task.

    youshouldseemeinacrown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't even spell, what do you know about aesthetics

    Tina Harbour
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to upvote this into oblivion

    I'm not a Robot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's crystal claire , for the win !

    mcmp
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    4 years ago

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    all those pronouns are rubbish and i won't use them.

    somnomania
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then i'm going to call you fred instead of mcmp. that's what you're doing.

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    Michał Jastrzębski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, how could he accept the kid's name is beyond me. He should be wiser than that.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon Musk and Grimes (who now goes by one letter) named their son "X AE A-12"

    Jan Olsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the pronouns ARE a nightmare

    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Musk was not the right man to say that, but he does have a point. Eggshells hurt.

    Fencat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crystal's not really clear about what the difference between a NOUN and a PRONOUN is...

    Grumble O'Pug
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    4 years ago

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    *passes elon the aloe*

    Sasha Kuleshov
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    4 years ago

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    But Anglicisms are OK -_-

    Potato
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    4 years ago

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    Ironic, considering you've included your own gender identity in your username.

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    shado
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    4 years ago

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    Elon Musk isn't the only one doing weird stuff for names; the black community seem to think taking 3-4 names and combining them into one: Shawniquawa-Dawn-Jade is cool... and celebrities get in on this with names like Apple and Moon-Unit ... my niece's oldest boy married a Korean girl, they had their first baby boy and named him 'Fender' - I initially figured it was after the most famous guitar brand - due to a love of music - but when told no, all I could think then was "poor kid, someone is going to start calling him 'Fender-Bender' after the driving reputation most Asian and South Asians have for their poor driving skills" ... and yes, kids ARE that cruel still today

    Amazon QT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know- there’s been several Celebs that have named their child COOCOO (as my late Mother would say) names and it’s in the “news” fir a hot minute & then goes away. LOL

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    Gavin Magnus
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    Elon “I absolutely support trans, but all these pronouns are an esthetic nightmare” Crystal “Mf your child’s name is 30% off coupon code” Me: BURNS BISH[Elon]

    David
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or not.... esthet·ics (es-thet'iks) The branch of philosophy concerned with art and beauty, especially with the components thereof. Synonym(s): aesthetics.

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    Julius Martin
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    4 years ago

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    I identify as an ambulance, my prnouns are wee/woo

    Szilvia Kiszner
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    That's just wrong and unnecessary. "Oh no I'm butthurt, and cannot properly respond to this argument, better get personal immediately" Like wtf... Instead of using the opportunity to try and educate someone you go and attack an innocent child. Congrats, you can pat yourself in the back🙄

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did respond to the argument. They’re calling Elon a hypocrite.

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    David Retsler
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    What the f**k, people? Elon is delivering vehicles that don't use polluting gas engines, solar energy systems that reduce the dependency on dirty burning fossil fuels, rockets that can be reused again and again, and satellites the will provide cheap internet coverage across the GLOBE! And you're going to look down your nose at this incredible mind because he can't be bothered to play your pronoun game? I swear to Christ, you f*****g, butt hurt morons are beyond self-centered with your whiney "I'm a victim" bullshit. Is your selfish victimhood REALLY so much more important than, I dunno, DOING SOMETHING FOR THE HUMAN RACE? Seriously, even my brother- my transitioned sister who killed himself over your bullshit- couldn't tolerate you f*****g, idiotic morons! Downvote away, assholes. I have over 1,000 meaningless points so knock yourself out.

    mollison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think david has some underlying issues. go see a therapist little man

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    Don't Look
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    4 years ago

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    I agree with Musk. Go ahead and tear me a new one but that's literally not going to do a damned thing except release whatever anger you feel the need to release.

    Signe Manat Hansen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's an edgy boy? You are! Yes you are! You're an edgy boy, yes you are!

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago

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    I identify as an attack helicopter. Please respect my choice

    mollison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's really easy to just be respectful and the attack helicopter bullshit is so old at least make it original

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    Jarrod Nichols
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    4 years ago

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    XX or XY. That's science. Don't ask me to participate in your delusion.

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    #8

    Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult

    Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult

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    soni w
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's Celcius not farenheight 😂😂

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    #9

    Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any

    Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any

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    Vic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D**k masks! I'm using that one.. the word I mean..

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    #10

    I Proudly Served In The Gay Wars Of '07

    I Proudly Served In The Gay Wars Of '07

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    #11

    All Of A Sudden “Law & Order” Doesn’t Apply?

    All Of A Sudden “Law & Order” Doesn’t Apply?

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    MRSS
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this chicks reply. This woman was told multiple times to stop or they WILL SHOOT HER!! Just because she was a woman and in the service does not mean she does not need to comply with the law. My niece is retired from the Marines and I would say the exact same thing if she were dumb enough to do what this woman did, thankfully my niece has common sense. It sucks she was killed but she broke into a FEDERAL BUILDING WITH SECRET SERVICE AND POLICE AND MILITARY OFFICERS!!!!

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    #12

    Pray Away The Gay

    Pray Away The Gay

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it will take another 200 years before idiots understand that you can't "pray the gay away." But "therapy camps" are indeed perfect locations for gay people to meet each other. And it's true: Covid deniers often are homophobes, racists, sexists and white supremacists who also believe in practically every conspiracy theory they can find.

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    #13

    Such Delicate Snowflakes

    Such Delicate Snowflakes

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    Naima Ebiche
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kindness is the easiest and the hardest quality depending on who has to show it

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    #14

    Cow Goes Moo

    Cow Goes Moo

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    Fred and George Weasley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if they seriously didnt know only female cows give milk i-. smh

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    #15

    I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine

    I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody knows what's in a hotdog either, but I bet they've eaten one of those.

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    #16

    And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics

    And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics

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    Mariana Schneider
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men are afraid of being rejected. Women are afraid of being killed.

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    #17

    Grandmothers Are Overrated

    Grandmothers Are Overrated

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    #19

    'murica, Heck Yeah!

    'murica, Heck Yeah!

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In America, the customer is expected to pay the workers through tips.

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    #20

    Hits It Right On The Nose

    Hits It Right On The Nose

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Morons! Why hide the name? They have put it on a public forum. Everyone should who the person is.

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    #21

    The Nerve Of The Man!

    The Nerve Of The Man!

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t wait for this guys reaction to Trumps biography then. Sure it’ll be written in crayon and printed on orange paper but that s**t will have a million i’s in it because it’ll be all me, me, me.

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    #22

    Who Need Vaccine

    Who Need Vaccine

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    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've said this before but I guess I'll say it again: No thanks, I don't need birth control cause I'm not pregnant.

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    #23

    The Part About Pilot's Salary Surprised Me

    The Part About Pilot's Salary Surprised Me

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    Naima Ebiche
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Luxembourg, teachers and most of state essential workers (bus drivers etc) are paid between 4000 and 7000 euro a month. An it’s formidable

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    #24

    Do Some Research Before Spouting Nonsense

    Do Some Research Before Spouting Nonsense

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    #25

    Murdered By The Movement They Were So Eager To Have

    Murdered By The Movement They Were So Eager To Have

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    #26

    It's Simple Logic, And Therefore Completely Unfathomable

    It's Simple Logic, And Therefore Completely Unfathomable

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    wandile dludlu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That stat is also not true, heart disease kills about 600k

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    #27

    Found In The Window Of My Very Small, Very Red, Upstate NY Town Hardware Store

    Found In The Window Of My Very Small, Very Red, Upstate NY Town Hardware Store

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wear a mask. It won’t kill you. COVID will.

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    #28

    He Is Right!

    He Is Right!

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    #29

    I Wonder If Op Ever Saw That, But Nevertheless

    I Wonder If Op Ever Saw That, But Nevertheless

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    Isabella R.W.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that the dude has 6.9k upvotes but the person who clapped-back only has 1.1k upvotes is very sad.

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    #30

    Millennials Are Killing The... Baby Industry

    Millennials Are Killing The... Baby Industry

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    wandile dludlu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not having a kid until I can afford that little s**t...

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    #31

    Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!

    Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!

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    Marie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I wouldn't have been surprised if the firefighters sent a bill in the US...

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    #32

    They're Complaining About The Wrong Type Of Female Armour

    They're Complaining About The Wrong Type Of Female Armour

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    Jibek Mechler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was probably the stupidest complaint about Star Wars I’ve seen, and that’s saying a lot

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    #33

    Mbw And Accurate ! 1 - 0

    Mbw And Accurate ! 1 - 0

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    #34

    How The Turns Have Tabled. Trumper (Red) Gets "Triggered" And Blindly Defends Ashli Babbit

    How The Turns Have Tabled. Trumper (Red) Gets "Triggered" And Blindly Defends Ashli Babbit

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is absolutely a terrorist. And a douchebag. And now she’s dead. Stupid is as stupid does.

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    #35

    1) Open Mouth 2) Insert Foot 3) ??? 4) Profit!

    1) Open Mouth 2) Insert Foot 3) ??? 4) Profit!

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    James016
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 3 is remove foot and insert the other foot

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    #36

    Red Is An Investor Who Keeps A Doctor On Staff, So You Know He Knows What He's Talking About

    Red Is An Investor Who Keeps A Doctor On Staff, So You Know He Knows What He's Talking About

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    Jibek Mechler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, people should wear masks at flu season. I’ve never been so healthy as I was the last year. When I get sick it can drag out for months (I’m not exactly healthy) and I have disabled friends who could die from a cold. If anything, Corona proved that we should keep in wearing masks and washing our hands, even after it’s over

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    #37

    Oh Boy, Alanah Pearce Didn't Hold Back

    Oh Boy, Alanah Pearce Didn't Hold Back

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    #38

    Ben Franklin Was A Smart Fella

    Ben Franklin Was A Smart Fella

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    Frank Ropen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    World population 1820 around 1 billion, 2020 nearly 8 billions. Partly thanks to vaccines.

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    #39

    I'm Betting Corgis Taste Like Chicken

    I'm Betting Corgis Taste Like Chicken

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    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why shouldn't we pay people to exist? None of chose to exist, we were all forced into life whether we wanted it or not if you really think about it.

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    #40

    Just Wow

    Just Wow

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like that always have double standards

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    #41

    It's My God-Given Right To Spit On Other People

    It's My God-Given Right To Spit On Other People

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be gentle. You can't expect a person such as this, to strain the few brain cells they actually possess by thinking, do you?

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    #42

    Chinese Government Celebrates Their Human Rights Accomplishments

    Chinese Government Celebrates Their Human Rights Accomplishments

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👉 The entire f*cking west of China is a political mess. (edit)👉Just look at Chinese Traditional Medicine for ONE second.

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    #43

    Wth Are Light Language And Sacred Geometry?

    Wth Are Light Language And Sacred Geometry?

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nurse of the tinned foiled hat brigade.

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    #44

    How Much Could A Private Island Cost, $10?

    How Much Could A Private Island Cost, $10?

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people only thrive because other people give them the power. Take that away and they have nothing to offer to society

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    #45

    Lions Don’t Wear Masks

    Lions Don’t Wear Masks

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    #46

    Conspiracy Theorist Shutdown

    Conspiracy Theorist Shutdown

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad part is that OP thinks they have a mind..

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    #47

    He's Not Wrong You Know

    He's Not Wrong You Know

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    #48

    Then Why Get A Dog?

    Then Why Get A Dog?

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    Conrad Strucker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he lost me at "starting to lose interest in the dog"

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    #49

    I Do Like My Gummy Bears Doe

    I Do Like My Gummy Bears Doe

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay, those women have their essential oils and healing crystals to protect them.

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    #50

    Well, Yes, But Not Really, No

    Well, Yes, But Not Really, No

    culta_klash Report

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s sad people think the only reason people join the military is to pay off debts. Some do true, but a lot of others don’t.

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    #51

    Finding Good Burns On Twitter Is The Only Reason I'm There

    Finding Good Burns On Twitter Is The Only Reason I'm There

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    #52

    An Extra Large Serving Of Reality

    An Extra Large Serving Of Reality

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    PhybreAwptic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take several seats is a real gem of an insult.

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    #53

    When Military Is More Important Than Health Care

    When Military Is More Important Than Health Care

    willnoon , twitter.com Report

    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The USA is paying a lot of money for their military inorder to protect themselves from themselves. They go out start something and when people fight back, they want to call it terrorism. They have killed so many civillians around the world because they didn't like how other countries run their own countries.

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    #54

    Under A Post About A Woman Finding Her Cat Alive 16 Days After A Tornado

    Under A Post About A Woman Finding Her Cat Alive 16 Days After A Tornado

    aFr**kingKernelPanic Report

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats do love. they just don't love haters. :-)

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    #55

    I Am The Lord, Thy God

    I Am The Lord, Thy God

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    #56

    You Are A Lesser Human Being And Deserve To Suffer

    You Are A Lesser Human Being And Deserve To Suffer

    beerbellybegone Report

    Evelína Zlá
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1000 people actually liked that... that is sad.

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    #57

    I Posted It On Facepalm And People Said It Should Be Here Too

    I Posted It On Facepalm And People Said It Should Be Here Too

    _GGfighter_ Report

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    #58

    A Guy Working In A Garage Makes Fun Of A Hardworking Nurse

    A Guy Working In A Garage Makes Fun Of A Hardworking Nurse

    dark_commander Report

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless of how tired and weary you look and feel all health workers a beautiful and none have glowed even more during the pandemic. Hopefully, this vaccine will see an end to the strain and you can all get some well earned rest.

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    #59

    Seriously, Just Stop

    Seriously, Just Stop

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was real: shouldn't a 6yo know what a penis is? My son (5) and daughter (2) know both genders since forever.

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    #60

    Dad, Daddy, Daddy-O

    Dad, Daddy, Daddy-O

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    #61

    Reverse Card

    Reverse Card

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    PristineMisty
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like some ice for that epic burn?

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    #62

    If You Want To Tell Someone What They Can Draw, Pay Them First

    If You Want To Tell Someone What They Can Draw, Pay Them First

    P4rsona_Official Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? I can just decide to not be gay? It was just as simple all along, while my parents disowned me and my classmates raped and bullied me in high school? Stupid me!

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    #63

    Why Can't People Just Enjoy The Holidays?

    Why Can't People Just Enjoy The Holidays?

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my old team members at work was a devout Muslim and didn't celebrate Christmas, he still said merry christmas to people.

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    #64

    Yes, Sit Down, Please

    Yes, Sit Down, Please

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    Hehehehehehehehe (ve/ver)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just leave nurses and doctors alone right now they don't have the energy to deal with you shithead

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    #65

    It's A Valid Question, Dave

    It's A Valid Question, Dave

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dave would still deny Covid if all his family died because of it. To him, it would be a government plot where everyone was told they had died of Covid, but in reality they all died because of heartfailure or something else.

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    #66

    One Day They'll Understand That Support For The State And Revolutionary Politics Are Not Congruent Ideologies

    One Day They'll Understand That Support For The State And Revolutionary Politics Are Not Congruent Ideologies

    Derangedteddy Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also a strong contestant for a Darwin Award. Ever tried pulling a gun on police officer? Of course you haven't, that's why you are alive and reading this.

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    #67

    Yeah, But, Not When We Do It!

    Yeah, But, Not When We Do It!

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    Ines Äffchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wonder if Matt Walsh also feels Trader Joe's discriminates against him if he is asked to wear a mask...

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    #68

    I Live In Us, Explains A Lot Though

    I Live In Us, Explains A Lot Though

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt he'll have to force her to get a divorce. She's probably already on the phone to her lawyer.

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    #69

    Bhutan's Forest Should Not Be Just Standing There

    Bhutan's Forest Should Not Be Just Standing There

    Kyoeser Report

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    #70

    Vice And Some Guy In The Comments Both Get Their Nonsense Called Out By A Psychologist

    Vice And Some Guy In The Comments Both Get Their Nonsense Called Out By A Psychologist

    Iwasforger03 Report

    MRSS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a 45yr old woman who has struggled with ADHD my entire life and was put on Adderall I can say it has saved my life. This will act as a hyper stimulant if you do not actually have ADHD and regulate you if you do. This is why people get all hyped up when they are on it because it can't properly do the job it was made for. I for one am all for putting someone on it if they are properly diagnosed with ADHD.

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    #71

    Hit Him With The Aluminum Foil!

    Hit Him With The Aluminum Foil!

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah but if he takes his meds then the reptilians will show elon musk their new mixtape and then do a gay pride parade at the pentagon and we can't have that /s

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    #72

    Murdered By Math

    Murdered By Math

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's quite amazing how Trump fans always find ways to play down their and Trump's atrocities. How they have no problem to twist facts and even totally deny what their Führer said barely one minute ago. " Trump: "Democrats want anarchy, they really do, and they don't know who they're playing with, folks. " His fans: "He didn't say that, It was a joke, it was sarcasm, he didn't mean it."

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    #73

    Imagine Wanting To Bring Race Into A Children’s Game

    Imagine Wanting To Bring Race Into A Children’s Game

    M3mEMaChiN3 Report

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo, the person is trying to limit access to specific content based on the user's race..? Sounds an awful lot like racism to me...

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    #74

    On A R/Niceguys Post

    On A R/Niceguys Post

    xenolightt Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's like what scarecrows do, but for women and it actually works. Coincidentally, there is a large congregation of women in the middle of the Indian Ocean.

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    #75

    West Virginia University Addressing Real Campus Issues

    West Virginia University Addressing Real Campus Issues

    MountainsMan55 Report

    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My automatic conclusion was that these trees were unsteady/rotten and were a threat of falling on buildings, which makes logging them for security reasons totally reasonable.

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    #77

    Cringe Old Guy Comments On Teen Girls Instagram

    Cringe Old Guy Comments On Teen Girls Instagram

    boredchaotic Report

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    #78

    Batman's Parents Have Been Killed More Than Those Murdered On This Sub

    Batman's Parents Have Been Killed More Than Those Murdered On This Sub

    THEROASTINGPYRO Report

    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But still, I wouldn't want to play all the Metal Gear games just to understand the last one. ok, bad example, that series does not make any sense anyway.

    #79

    Chipping In To Say Stupid Things

    Chipping In To Say Stupid Things

    XvortexEXE Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet Troy's never touched a pair of boobs in his life.

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    #80

    Do I Need To Obscure The Names/Accounts Of Public Figures?

    Do I Need To Obscure The Names/Accounts Of Public Figures?

    Alclis Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The saddest part of this is that a lot of families in the US do not have the money to pay for groceries to cook a decent healthy meal, but HAVE to use fastfood to feed the family.

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    #81

    See, His Mistake Was In Trying To Reason With Her

    See, His Mistake Was In Trying To Reason With Her

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    Danny Bai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just read "Wonder". The part where Olivia explains why August has a craniofacial abnormality is because of genetics.

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    #82

    Found The Murder Weapon

    Found The Murder Weapon

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    Kiwii Stone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this a British cop? Where we don't have easy access to firearms ... swords would be a potential murder weapon

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    #83

    "Oh No, I've Upset Stadia User #9"

    "Oh No, I've Upset Stadia User #9"

    Honza17CZE Report

    #84

    He Took Out 5 People With 1 Word

    He Took Out 5 People With 1 Word

    TonyStark122 Report

    Steve R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At a time when American TV news was failing to properly cover the awful work of Trump and his cronies, the coverage provided by Colbert and Myers was outstanding. Kimmel too. Fallon... not so much. And Corden? The worst thing the UK has given the US since smallpox.

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    #85

    Ukraine Spitting Straight Fire

    Ukraine Spitting Straight Fire

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Borscht is not Ukranien though. It is slavic, or European, if you want. It is a dish known in Russia, Ukraine, Poland, Belarus snd Gslicia.

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    #86

    Grandma With The Savage Comeback!

    Grandma With The Savage Comeback!

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    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's missing her reply, but it was something along the lines of "Great idea, you can serve it at my funeral."

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    #87

    Bathing Is Important

    Bathing Is Important

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    #88

    Nice Stops When Your Actions Hurt Other People

    Nice Stops When Your Actions Hurt Other People

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    Conrad Strucker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how I feel here. People should absolutely feel comfortable in their bodies as long as they are happy and healthy, but it is true that obesity is a health issue, especially in America.

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