50 Funny And Spot-On Posts From The “Marriage And Martinis” IG Page

This is not a question of equality. This is not showing consideration for a person who is sick.

Perfect....lol

I have grown very powerful over the years. Not only my pants, but my shirts also are too weak to sustain my mighty body parts.

very-very clever! I would like to apply that :)

We do that one at work, too. If we are just venting and don't want our boss to actually intervene in something, we say, "You're a bartender for this one."

Being a part of the solution always requires effective communications. Sometimes we are so overwhelmed, that effectively communicating becomes very difficult. This is a fine example of partners having each other’s backs at a basic level. Bravo

Very functional strategy for good communication 👏

Wish we'd used this in my last 2 relationships.

A hug works every time.

If you would just listen and respond like you care.

Love this!

I wish I could figure out how to get that concept across in a mixed-race/culture marriage.

I phone my mum to vent, say "Done, your turn" and she does the same.

THAT IS AMAZING! <3

This is a very good idea.

ngl... solutions

i always ask my cat "do you want cuddles or food?", and i just want to find someone who asks me the same thing when i'm needy....

The problem here is that comfort is temporary. Solutions are permanent. Always choose solutions.

This little bit of wisdom should be passed along for any relationship. It's communication at its basic.

Not just marriages and dating but every relationship you have I think. It's all in the tone you deliver it.

My partner and me do something similar, it really helps

This is awesome!

We do that. Very helpful.

This! I need this!

I will use that....

But after providing comfort did he get to offer solutions?

Insta-Gran!

Every single time!

thats cute

There are times when you don't want someone to offer solutions to your problems. Sometimes you just need a hug.

We all need someone who will listen and support without judgement.

Probably as a best man.

Also, if you take the last of the toilet paper, put the new roll on the spindle, don’t just leave the roll on top of the toilet tank!

Men is too headache

I get so irritated by Americans who think "voila" is "waaa laaa".

Awww

How sweet though

this is like the time my brother got stuck upside down on the monkey bars, so i had to help him. told him to let his legs go and his only reply was "i don't wanna im gonna fall to the sky" i said thats not how gravity works buddy

I feel that one! Every year I did presents for my husband's family, until this year I finally realized why tho? It wasn't that he made me do it, I just kind of did together with other gifts and never ocured to me before, that it could be his problem. I ranted about it every year but never told him. Sometimes I am thick as hell.

LOL-had this conversation with hubby this morning

😂

you need to wag your tail more when he gets home

well said lol

ive been getting ready to make my bed for 1 year

Thanks baby. Let's do the opposite. You do my part, I do yours.

Yeah... Having kids gives me some insight into the reasons why my mom always started vacuuming or doing noisy chores in the kitchen at 7 a.m at the weekend. Sweet revenge. I'm planning the same for my boys as soon as they grow into their teens 😅

With their teacher because they don't wanna eat their vegetables!

Yep. Feeling all that right now. And so here reading BP and ignoring my work...😶

LOL

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You may be doing something wrong during the night. Just saying. 😜

Memories of dad.

I do that.

Glad I am not the only one. Imagining a cluster of tiny houses, paths to a fire pit...i think i just described hobbiton.

this sums up parenthood 100%!!!!!

Should be with THE NAP!