Mannequins lead terrible lives. Every day, they stand in the same place, posing the same way. Ruthless retail employees even detach their limbs and strip them naked on a regular basis, too. Naturally, these poor creatures seek new experiences, adventures that would brighten up their dull days. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest times when mannequins escaped the norm, proving shopping can still be fun.

Wearing a baguette instead of a hat? Check. Rocking out to store music? Double check. These mannequins showed their 'personalities,' instantly becoming internet-famous. Scroll down to check out the plastic celebrities of the fashion industry and upvote your favorites!

#1

When The Clothes Shop Has Your Size

When The Clothes Shop Has Your Size

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Also Ansinfer
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2 years ago

Omg I can only upvote once?

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#2

Thank God There Are Other People Like Me Out There

Thank God There Are Other People Like Me Out There

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Miss Cris
Community Member
2 years ago

I bet that men manequins are not in those kind of poses

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#3

Mannequins In Japan

Mannequins In Japan

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Miss Cris
Community Member
2 years ago

Woooow, I love them! I'd like all manequins were like them in order of those boring and unnatural poses

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#4

Every Morning On My Way To Work, I Feel A Deep Spiritual Connection With This Mannequin

Every Morning On My Way To Work, I Feel A Deep Spiritual Connection With This Mannequin

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Capermom
Community Member
2 years ago

The caption... Bwahahah..!!

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#5

Kid Got Hungry

Kid Got Hungry

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Alia Ris
Community Member
2 years ago

when things look familiar...

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#6

Finally Some Realistic Expectations

Finally Some Realistic Expectations

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

the 'christmas dinner' size

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#7

My Friend Looks Exactly Like These Mannequins

My Friend Looks Exactly Like These Mannequins

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Cerys Dunbar
Community Member
2 years ago

it took me a minute to figure out if he actually was one.

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#8

I Don't Know... Just Make Them Look French

I Don't Know... Just Make Them Look French

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Randy Inbred
Community Member
2 years ago

People in France all have baguettes on their heads....totally authentic!

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#9

Parenting Level... 2.5?

Parenting Level... 2.5?

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Chyppa Homer
Community Member
2 years ago

That day, you find out, you don`t need to open a college fund for your kid... :)

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#10

When Your Parents Would Make You Show Them The Clothes You Just Tried On...

When Your Parents Would Make You Show Them The Clothes You Just Tried On...

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

"but I don't wanna go to work..."

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#11

Went To Romania Recently, These Mannequins Gave Me Nightmares

Went To Romania Recently, These Mannequins Gave Me Nightmares

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nanashi
Community Member
2 years ago

think about the person who had to close up shop, turn off the lights, and see the mannequins staring at them, with mouth wide open as if in glee, as they leave...

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#12

These Ornaments Make Store Mannequins Look Like Sims

These Ornaments Make Store Mannequins Look Like Sims

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Lizard Queen
Community Member
2 years ago

I have the sudden to put her in a pool, and make her swim til she dies. I can't be the only one.....

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#13

Yet Another Unrealistic Standard For Women

Yet Another Unrealistic Standard For Women

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Mark Smallman
Community Member
2 years ago

Nice bum shame about the face ;)

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#14

This Dress Blew Her Mind

This Dress Blew Her Mind

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

That's just horrible... 🤦

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#15

But I Don't Wanna Be A Mannequin!

But I Don't Wanna Be A Mannequin!

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

one on the right is like "look at all the fucks I give"

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#16

Cheer Up, Mannequin, It's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of Your Life

Cheer Up, Mannequin, It's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of Your Life

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

"I wanted to knit blankets, drink gin and live on an Island, but no 'get married' they said, 'you'll have fun' they said...

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#17

This Rather Enthusiastic Mannequin

This Rather Enthusiastic Mannequin

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Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

When your football team shoots GOOOOOOOAL!!!!

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#18

I Don't Trust This Mannequin

I Don't Trust This Mannequin

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

i bet he feels nuts

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#19

This Clothing Display

This Clothing Display

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Daniel Losinger
Community Member
2 years ago

Isn't this a scene from The Sixth Sense?

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#20

Not Your Average Mannequin

Not Your Average Mannequin

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

obama?

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#21

Shadow Gives This Mannequin A Fablulous Moustache

Shadow Gives This Mannequin A Fablulous Moustache

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Mark Smallman
Community Member
2 years ago

Thomas Magnum couldn't quite fully commit tot his latest disguise ;)

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#22

Target's Unrealistic Body Expectations

Target's Unrealistic Body Expectations

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Zoe Nikolakakis
Community Member
2 years ago

Half slender man

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#23

Holland's Sauciest Mannequin

Holland's Sauciest Mannequin

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

*lunge*

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#24

This Mannequin

This Mannequin

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Cerys Dunbar
Community Member
2 years ago

this statue is satans now

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#25

Finally A Mannequin That Adequately Reflects How Buff I Look In Polo Shirts

Finally A Mannequin That Adequately Reflects How Buff I Look In Polo Shirts

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Chyppa Homer
Community Member
2 years ago

Also, he's scratching his balls :D

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#26

Tired Of Nikes Unrealistic Body Expectations For Men

Tired Of Nikes Unrealistic Body Expectations For Men

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audrey cooper
Community Member
2 years ago

T H I C C

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#27

I Think The Mannequins In Chile Have Romania Beat

I Think The Mannequins In Chile Have Romania Beat

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FlyGirl
Community Member
2 years ago

Gollum just wanted some nice stripy pants.

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#28

Overly Sad Mannequin

Overly Sad Mannequin

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

When you're promised a prime position in Harrods, but end up in Primark..The disappointment is hard to take...

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#29

Found On A Mannequin At Zara

Found On A Mannequin At Zara

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Giorgio Prodoti
Community Member
2 years ago

goggly eyes make all better

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#30

This Ridiculous Mannequin

This Ridiculous Mannequin

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Agnes Jekyll
Community Member
2 years ago

My geology teacher

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#31

Help! I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!

Help! I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!

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LittleGrayMouse
Community Member
2 years ago

He's doing the sexy crawl!

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#32

I Am Not Wearing This Sh*t!

I Am Not Wearing This Sh*t!

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

about to do jazz hands and flash a smile

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#33

Someone Hung A Mannequin Underneath The Stairs At My University's Library. I Took A Picture And Flipped It Upside Down

Someone Hung A Mannequin Underneath The Stairs At My University's Library. I Took A Picture And Flipped It Upside Down

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Jhoa
Community Member
2 years ago

Great picture.

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#34

I Raise You Two Creepy Mannequins

I Raise You Two Creepy Mannequins

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Efia
Community Member
2 years ago

When mannequins have a better love life than you :-D

Andrea Jones
Community Member
2 years ago

They look more like CPR dummies.

Sardonic Scribe
Community Member
2 years ago

Uh - 99.9% sure these are CPR dummies.

Destiny Rose
Community Member
2 years ago

Brokeback Mannequin.

Phil The Computer
Community Member
2 years ago

*careless whisper intensifies*

Nikki D
Community Member
2 years ago

Maybe they both just bit into a peppermint patty

Sarah Silverstone
Community Member
2 years ago

These are CPR training dummies...

Mark Smallman
Community Member
2 years ago

Probably simulaids more than mannequins.

Haunting Spirit
Community Member
2 years ago

Indeed. They aren't mannequins but simulaids.

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Angel
Community Member
2 years ago

The moment you realize even cpr dummies have a better sex life than you...

Allayna
Community Member
2 years ago

"Fifty percent off all shirts" "Oh yeah" XD

Francis Bourassa
Community Member
2 years ago

Radiohead

Pia Gjørup
Community Member
2 years ago

Thats not mannequins - it’s dummies for practicing CPR which explain the open mouth/nostrils and the wires

Eva Teodorescu
Community Member
2 years ago

they sure are having fun

BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

What kind of store is this?

jevais
Community Member
2 years ago

A very hip store.

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Diane Moffatt
Community Member
2 years ago

CPR dolls.

KismetTheFox
Community Member
2 years ago

Hey how ya doing lemme whispa in ya ear “It’s free real estate

James Honey
Community Member
2 years ago

Now squel like a pig! Weeeeeeeeee! Weeeeeeeeeee!

Flatulent Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

kinda feels like we’re violating their privacy

Kikka io
Community Member
2 years ago

they should not mate on the job.

Richard Hammond
Community Member
1 year ago

The " Broke Back Mountain " line of clothing.

Rosemary Gonzalez
Community Member
1 year ago

whispering sweet nothings in his ear

mearz
Community Member
2 years ago

I CAN'T QUIT YOU.

Heaven Scott
Community Member
2 years ago

do i have a dirty mind or what???

Alice Lynch
Community Member
2 years ago

Call me by your name and i will call you by mine..

Lilli Burnham
Community Member
2 years ago

lemme whispa in ya ea

Diana Snow
Community Member
2 years ago

Is it in yet?

Kat Olmstead
Community Member
2 years ago

"Shhh, don't make this weird"

Kim Lorton
Community Member
2 years ago

Sexy mannies!

Midna Geno
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh God, creepy

Malicity D'Obscura
Community Member
2 years ago

CPR no longer needed by dimwit humans

Crochet Rox
Community Member
2 years ago

Shhhhhhh just let me love you....

MoodyBlue
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like those resuscitation dolls one may have luck to train their first aid skills with.

jevais
Community Member
2 years ago

You are so sexy Jack.

Tzuls
Community Member
2 years ago

Loool

Sunny San Diego
Community Member
2 years ago

These are OBVIOUSLY CPR dummies

natie marie
Community Member
2 years ago

no ghosting

Brenda Freeman
Community Member
2 years ago

Eww!

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#35

Just Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women

Just Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women

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Simone
Community Member
2 years ago

Love the rich blue hue ♥

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#36

This Mannequin Has A Beer Belly

This Mannequin Has A Beer Belly

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Daniel Losinger
Community Member
2 years ago

That shirt is my size.

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#37

I Saw This Mannequin At Target The Other Day

I Saw This Mannequin At Target The Other Day

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Lizard Queen
Community Member
2 years ago

Odd snappy doggo. Taller than most, likes to chase unsuspecting shoppers. 10/10 would pet.

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#38

This Sex Shop Mannequin Looks Like She's Questioning Her Life Decisions

This Sex Shop Mannequin Looks Like She's Questioning Her Life Decisions

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George Tilă
Community Member
2 years ago

The bride model from earlier before marriage

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#39

This Mannequin Has Tattoos

This Mannequin Has Tattoos

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

awesome, what's the problem?

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#40

This Hyped Up Mannequin

This Hyped Up Mannequin

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

I think this is so much better then the ones that just gaze off into the distance, like their faces have been glossed over...

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#41

I See Your Nordstrom Mannequin, And I Raise You Macy's

I See Your Nordstrom Mannequin, And I Raise You Macy's

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Randy Inbred
Community Member
2 years ago

Backstreet's back!

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#42

When The Lingerie Is Just Right

When The Lingerie Is Just Right

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Lydia Baba
Community Member
2 years ago

This is just weird

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#43

Passing By GAP, These Are Their Mannequins

Passing By GAP, These Are Their Mannequins

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Kati Laus
Community Member
2 years ago

As a mom of two toddlers - that’s exactly the angle you’re going to be looking at their clothes most of the time though 😊 For realism they should add a muddy puddle

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#44

Whoever Made This Mannequin Is Confused

Whoever Made This Mannequin Is Confused

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Randy Inbred
Community Member
2 years ago

We celebrate this mannequins right to be different!

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#45

Clear Mannequin Filled With Babies. Why Not?

Clear Mannequin Filled With Babies. Why Not?

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-LittlePotato-
Community Member
2 years ago

Omg This made me laugh

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#46

I Think This Couple Is Having A Bit Of A Spat

I Think This Couple Is Having A Bit Of A Spat

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

and the kid is already suffering because of it. :(

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#47

This Mannequin Scares Me

This Mannequin Scares Me

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
2 years ago

She is from outer space...

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#48

Anyone Else Disgusted By Mannequins In General?

Anyone Else Disgusted By Mannequins In General?

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Lizard Queen
Community Member
2 years ago

It's a photo drom Hell's waiting room.

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#49

The Mannequin Didn't Want To Be In The Mall Any More Than I Did

The Mannequin Didn't Want To Be In The Mall Any More Than I Did

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

"I've got to stand in this window, all day, again"??

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#50

Yet Another Unrealistic Expectation For Men

Yet Another Unrealistic Expectation For Men

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Cerys Dunbar
Community Member
2 years ago

wheres the other shoe? XD

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#51

Anyone Else Horrified That They Make Obese Mannequins Too Now?

Anyone Else Horrified That They Make Obese Mannequins Too Now?

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Chyppa Homer
Community Member
2 years ago

More horrified that they don't make hands to scale

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#52

This Child Mannequin

This Child Mannequin

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just a thought!
Community Member
2 years ago

Must be the other mannequin's child...

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#53

I See Your Venezuelan Mannequins And I Raise You The Philippines

I See Your Venezuelan Mannequins And I Raise You The Philippines

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persxphonne
Community Member
2 years ago

When someone makes a good roast

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#54

Just Another Realistic Expectation For Women

Just Another Realistic Expectation For Women

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jo_shortland
Community Member
2 years ago

Why, just why ?

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#55

Body Standard For Women

Body Standard For Women

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just a thought!
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow ! We got a couple and a child with long arms... Family done !

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#56

This Mannequin Scares Me

This Mannequin Scares Me

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Lizard Queen
Community Member
2 years ago

I want to fill its mouth with candy.

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