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LEGO or 'Automatic Binding Bricks' as they were known in 1949 when their manufacturing began, without a doubt are the most famous kids (and adults) toys ever. With supporting movies, games, and competitions, the brand had even replaced Ferrari on the 'World's most powerful brand" throne in 2015.

Even in today's modern world of game consoles, smartphones, and laptops, there's still nothing quite as satisfying as sitting on the carpet and playing with a bunch of LEGO. It might be around 70 years old, but few forms of entertainment have stood the test of time like those colorful little interlocking bricks. Nineteen billion pieces are made every year (that's 36,000 every minute!), and more than 600 billion bricks have been produced since 1949, so in homage to LEGO, enjoy this hilarious list of random things and funny puns about everybody's favorite plastic building blocks.

Yes, this post is dedicated to funny jokes solely about LEGO - from the best puns about bricks to LEGO characters and the pains of stepping on a LEGO, we've gathered all the best jokes here. Now, scroll along for a dose of LEGO jokes below!

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    Today I Learned That Raspberries Make Great LEGO Afros

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a chick lego and a blackberry and hello marge simpson :)

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    Battle Strategies

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    When You Turn 100 And Can't Play With LEGO Anymore

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    Evisa Isabella Rose
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... sometimes you just have to BREAK the rules!!! ;-)

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    Seen At My Doctors Office

    Seen At My Doctors Office

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing is playing with Lego will serve as a painkiller, too!

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    This Is How My Son Was Sleeping. He May Be Immortal

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    My Roommate Blew Candle Wax All Over The Sink, So I Took Advantage Of The Situation

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    His Feet Won't Lego

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    Cody Eriksen
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *snort*...giggle...*snort*...BRRAAAAAAHHAAAHHHA! I don't know why this is so funny to me!

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    #10

    I'll Never LEGO

    I'll Never LEGO

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    Luis Milian
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legos have no personal space awareness

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And mixing colours...noooooooo...

    Evisa Isabella Rose
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rose, lego my love! LEGO! *No, Jack! NO!* XD

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    Try To Get My Dark Side

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    My Wife Rescued This Guy From Our Vacuum

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    He Went To The Barber And Asked For That LEGO Skin Fade

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    Blizzard On The Redhorn Pass

    Blizzard On The Redhorn Pass

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    Marta Kęska
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first I saw a guy with sword and 5 heads he cut...

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    #16

    LEGO Dad Is Not Impressed

    LEGO Dad Is Not Impressed

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    My Friend Told His Kids They Had To Share The Lego Table - This Is The Outcome

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see a war between these two nations.

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    #18

    A Lazy Lego Husband Buys His Wife A Bunch Of Lego Blocks And Tells Her She Can Decide For Herself What She Wants To Make Out Of Them

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    Who Says LEGO Isn't Racist?

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and I though I was the only person who saw this.

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    #20

    Six Pack

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    5-Year-Old's 1 Piece Addition To My Wife's Lego Set

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    Someone Actually Made Anti-Lego Slippers

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These need to be sold in every toy store Lego section across the planet

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    #24

    I Told My Cousin He Had Lego Man Hair And He Didn't Understand So I Had To Show Him

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    Chuck Norris Stepped On A Lego Once

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love puzzle blocks have never seen a puzzle Lego block I would love one

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    #26

    Tard The Grumpy Cat

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    When I First Heard A Lego Movie Was Coming Out, I Pretty Much Imagined This

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    o my god... If they don't have this in the next movie I will make a complaint

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    #29

    Lego Leia Had A Few Drinks At The Office Party

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    Dreams

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    Samuel Jay Brown
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whole great wall of china made of legos? Talk about pain

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    Stepping On A Lego

    Stepping On A Lego

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right hand picture is actually possible if your age is single-digited. This ability miraculously vanished when growing up.

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    Alter Lego

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    I Hope You Step On A Lego

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    Lego Man In A Head Pit

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    Friend Passed Out Last Night At Our Little Party. So, We Made Up Some Dialogue Using Lego Men About A Plot To Dispose Of His Body

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny and much nicer then usual pranks pulled on the ones who pass out

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    Fight Fire With Fire

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    What I Remember Most About Lego

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be a section for stepping on Lego repeatedly while searching for the missing piece that was vacuumed up last week...

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    Lego Desert

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    At School I Found A Lego Book. Did Not Expect This

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    Lego Lego

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    When Han Met Chewie

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    Legos

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually more unfortunate that a child that young has the urge to “fool around." That seems too young.

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    How To Dissect Kermit The Frog

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    Diarrhea Makes Hulk Angry

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    Daria B
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diarrhea? More like constipation. Everybody looks like Hulk and shouts like a super Saiyan when you can't get it out...

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    #45

    My Son Was Grounded And Was So Angry He Wrote This Hateful Note...With Lego

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    Kjorn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should ride of the H so we could read: I Ate My Life

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    Lego Stripper Ron Swanson?

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    Found A New Lego Store In Melbourne Today

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    Pure Evil

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? The sting will startle you, stopping you from putting full weight on the foot on the Lego.

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