Being a kid has so many perks - starting with the fact that you don't really have to worry about such things as rent or dinner and ending with an unspoiled imagination that can take you wherever you want. And dreaming can also lead to learning about your future dream job, whether it'd be being a dog, a mailbox, a ninja or Batman, we've all had some crazy plans for our future. Some of them are totally doable, while others, sadly, not so much.

We here at Bored Panda have compiled a list of the craziest and funniest life goals that these smart kids had planned for themselves, and it's the best! We sure are jealous about some of their futures, though we'd rather skip the one about being a potato.

Does your funny kid have any cute or hilarious life goals? Or maybe you yourself had some incredible plans? Add your picture with adorable things kids say about their future to the list and don't forget to vote!

#1

Chris's Dreams

Chris's Dreams

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Doge_Is_Derpy
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4 years ago

Dream big, kid......... When I was 5 I wanted to be a giraffe X3

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#2

All You Need

All You Need

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Anya Spyker
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4 years ago

Same, kid. Same.

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#3

Totally Me

Totally Me

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MVH1
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4 years ago

LOL.

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#4

A Kindergardeners Response To What She Wants To Be When She Grows Up

A Kindergardeners Response To What She Wants To Be When She Grows Up

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4 years ago

She's got this all planned out

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#5

Well, Who Wouldn't Want That

Well, Who Wouldn't Want That

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Doge_Is_Derpy
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4 years ago

AMAZING DREAM!!! BELIVE IN YOURSELF AND JUST DO IT

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#6

I Might've Chuckled A Little Too Loud When I Read This

I Might've Chuckled A Little Too Loud When I Read This

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Daria B
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4 years ago

Logical one. Live long and prosper, kid.

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#7

Because Why Not

Because Why Not

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MVH1
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4 years ago

Me, too.

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#8

Simplicity

Simplicity

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Elizabeth Chan
Community Member
4 years ago

XD

Neverexus Everington
Community Member
4 years ago

You can do nothing and people will give stuff to you, why not?

Jane McAndrew
Community Member
4 years ago

Amazing answer

Panpan
Community Member
4 years ago

Me too!

Christine Ladyman
Community Member
4 years ago

This has to be my favourite!! ????????

hootone01
Community Member
4 years ago

i like it. XD

Pemberton
Community Member
4 years ago

Does the kid have a fetish for letters? You can work at a post office, kid...

Joana Grižaitė
Community Member
4 years ago

Dream big kid xD

chrisou
Community Member
4 years ago

OMG, my phantasy is running amok !

Melanie Pollard
Community Member
4 years ago

Jake completely lost it when he read this one. I laughed at him laughing.

Jhoa
Community Member
4 years ago

I wonder what motivates her.

Amazon07
Community Member
4 years ago

:-D

Austin Tobeck
Community Member
4 years ago

(∩ ◉ ᗝ ◉ )⊃ (∩ ◉ ᗝ ◉ )

Marie Booth
Community Member
4 years ago

gorgeous

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#9

Little Girl Drew A Picture Of Her Mom At Work. The Mother Is Actually Selling Snow Shovels

Little Girl Drew A Picture Of Her Mom At Work. The Mother Is Actually Selling Snow Shovels

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FuzzyFloof
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4 years ago

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This is fake, the handwriting is too neat and the drawings are forced to be bad. Begging for internet attention.

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#10

Bright Future

Bright Future

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Doge_Is_Derpy
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4 years ago

?

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#11

Student's Predicted Future

Student's Predicted Future

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Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
4 years ago

NO ball and chain! he he he

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#12

He Has A Plan

He Has A Plan

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Leo Sjölander
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4 years ago

The Swedish dream

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#13

Dream Big Kid, And Put In The Effort To Make Those Dreams A Reality

Dream Big Kid, And Put In The Effort To Make Those Dreams A Reality

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Andrew Lampe
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4 years ago

I am a potato

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#14

When I Grow Up

When I Grow Up

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Amazon07
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4 years ago

LOL

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#15

Found At The Preschool I Work At. This Kid Is Going Places

Found At The Preschool I Work At. This Kid Is Going Places

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karenza
Community Member
4 years ago

and then die happy?

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#16

Too Much Zombie Movies For This Kid

Too Much Zombie Movies For This Kid

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ElinaTheAwesome
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4 years ago

I had a laugh attack

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#17

When I Grow Up

When I Grow Up

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Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

A man with a regular job (truck driving) and a hobby (cosplaying). Yep, not that unusual.

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#18

I Will Take My Wife To Pizza Hut

I Will Take My Wife To Pizza Hut

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Nadine Hughey
Community Member
4 years ago

Sounds like he's learning from the best.

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#19

I'm Not Sure Why, But I Lost It After Seeing My Nephew's Response To What He Wanted To Be When He Grows Up

I'm Not Sure Why, But I Lost It After Seeing My Nephew's Response To What He Wanted To Be When He Grows Up

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Amy House
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4 years ago

Me too kid, me too ????

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#20

My 8-Year-Old Self Had His Priorities In Order

My 8-Year-Old Self Had His Priorities In Order

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ElinaTheAwesome
Community Member
4 years ago

I want a dinosaur too

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#21

This Kid Is Going To Go Far In Life

This Kid Is Going To Go Far In Life

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ElinaTheAwesome
Community Member
4 years ago

YES!

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#22

Life Goals

Life Goals

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Puddin Tane
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4 years ago

That is totally depressing!

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#23

Puppies

Puppies

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ElinaTheAwesome
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4 years ago

If I were reading Bored Panda, I would... PUPPIES!

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#24

My Friend's Kindergarten Student Has Real Aspirations

My Friend's Kindergarten Student Has Real Aspirations

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Rhon
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4 years ago

This sounds sad, like a child who doesn't get enough food

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#25

My Son, The Realist, Brought This Home With Some Of His Kindergarten Schoolwork

My Son, The Realist, Brought This Home With Some Of His Kindergarten Schoolwork

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Lena Hunter
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4 years ago

rip

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#26

Lovely Plan

Lovely Plan

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Daria B
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4 years ago

I like that innocent smile combined with that text.

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#27

I Had Realistic Dreams As A Kid

I Had Realistic Dreams As A Kid

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Awkward dog
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4 years ago

Well that's an odd age to start cutting your own foodXD

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#28

Dreams

Dreams

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Callie Giffin
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4 years ago

What age was this child their writing is very beat

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#29

My Little Brother. I'm So Proud

My Little Brother. I'm So Proud

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Auburn Skies
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4 years ago

don't bother kid. i still haven't finished the game.

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#30

Nobody Wants To Live An Useless Life

Nobody Wants To Live An Useless Life

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Amazon07
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL

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#31

The Variety

The Variety

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Hannah Bunker
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4 years ago

Dunu nunu nununu BATMAN!!

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#32

The NYE Resolution Of A 4-Year-Old... Me Too, Kid

The NYE Resolution Of A 4-Year-Old... Me Too, Kid

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Marika Stanway
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4 years ago

Lol, potty time!

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#33

This Kid And I Share The Same Life Goals

This Kid And I Share The Same Life Goals

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Robert Bailey
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4 years ago

Damn you Loch Ness monster! This is my Three Fifty!

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#34

I Hope My 5 Year Old Sister Achieves Her Goals

I Hope My 5 Year Old Sister Achieves Her Goals

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iamthemockingjay_rainbowdash
Community Member
4 years ago

And so shall you be on every full moon after you were bitten by Fenrir Greyback. But beware child! The brightest witch of our age once said that you would not know what you were doing, you would even kill your own best friend if you got the chance. But you can temporarily prevent these savage outbursts. Just go to your local Potions Master and ask for a Wolfsbane Potion. This should help.

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#35

Pro Soccer Player

Pro Soccer Player

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Karin Fern
Community Member
4 years ago

you go kid!

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#36

Dream Job

Dream Job

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Amazon07
Community Member
4 years ago

Bless!

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#37

Werewolf

Werewolf

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ElinaTheAwesome
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4 years ago

Remus Lupin, anybody?

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#38

Dream Job

Dream Job

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Karin Fern
Community Member
4 years ago

at least she is tidy..start her own cleaning business!

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#39

6-Year-Old Career Planning

6-Year-Old Career Planning

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Pemberton
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4 years ago

Vet + engineer... I can't help imagining some robot cats or dogs... like the cat flying plane or something I saw on the internet several years ago.

#40

Life Goals Of 6-Year-Old

Life Goals Of 6-Year-Old

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Karin Fern
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4 years ago

WOW! kid has ambition

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#41

Who Doesn't?

Who Doesn't?

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Airdnas Elisab
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4 years ago

I wanted to be a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader when I was little.

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#42

This Child's Only New Years Wish. Found At A School I Do It Work In

This Child's Only New Years Wish. Found At A School I Do It Work In

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Ryder James Mendelson
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4 years ago

Please. Another kid that plays M-rated-games?! Get your children under control!

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#43

Cheese Cutter

Cheese Cutter

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teh furbeh
Community Member
3 years ago

It was good up to "cheese cutter".

#44

When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Blitzball!

When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Blitzball!

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Michelle Mendoza
Community Member
4 years ago

This is my favorite game!