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We all know that kids say the funniest and craziest things sometimes; their young brains haven't been conditioned to follow our narrow rules of speech just yet so they quite often just name things as their creative brains see fit.

And you know what? A vast majority of the time, kids' made-up names for things actually make more sense, are much funnier and more descriptive than the originals could ever wish to be. Ice cubes? Nah, that'll be water bricks, please!

In the list below, you'll get a new perspective on things that we have been taught not to notice. Only the pure, unsullied minds of kids could come up with these poetic observations! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to add your own in the comments!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly living in a warm climate. Would be "hand saviours" elsewhere.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have no idea how many secret conversations go on behind your back...

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the Lemon Queen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I finally have a name for it that makes sense! Before this I always called them "behing the knee" and when I was even younger, "the back of the middle of my leg". I was never this good at naming things :'D

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Jessie Shea
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's perfect!! I have no idea what It's called, do you? ...I'll use leg pits

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Michael John
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The "leg pit's" anatomical equivalent of the arm pit does indeed have one or two "pits". I'm glad they found a new place to call "leg pit"....whew!

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borklaser
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, everything has pit here, leg pit, elbow pit, eye pit

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HappyScientist13
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I call the area where they draw blood an elbow pit...not really sure of the scientific name, is there one?

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Chris Allan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 2 year old son after hearing what an arm pit was, pointed between his legs and said" is this my c**k pit? "

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a kid I used to call beer or wine daddy's pop. Pop is what the Irish call soda.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was at school, with 7 yo, i was studying sea stuff for an exam. Our word for cave in "ensenada" and I started saying "ensaimada" that is a pastry-candy. Mother didnt correct me. The teacher corrected me in the oral exam and everyone laught, was pretty cruel cause I really tought I was doing it right. I got really mad with my mother for not correcting me.

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