We all know that kids say the funniest and craziest things sometimes; their young brains haven't been conditioned to follow our narrow rules of speech just yet so they quite often just name things as their creative brains see fit.

And you know what? A vast majority of the time, kids' made-up names for things actually make more sense, are much funnier and more descriptive than the originals could ever wish to be. Ice cubes? Nah, that'll be water bricks, please!

In the list below, you'll get a new perspective on things that we have been taught not to notice. Only the pure, unsullied minds of kids could come up with these poetic observations! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to add your own in the comments!

#1

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Kaisu
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2 years ago

How awesome would actual battle unicorns be though

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#2

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Bluebell Rizzi
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2 years ago

Best name ever.

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#3

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Barbara Baxendale
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2 years ago

Aww, that's cute !!

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Hans
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2 years ago

Clearly living in a warm climate. Would be "hand saviours" elsewhere.

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AloofFox
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2 years ago

I soo want to build something out of ‘water bricks’ now!

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#6

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glowworm2
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2 years ago

"Cold owls?" Genius!

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#7

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Vlad Horobet
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2 years ago

She's right, you know?

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#8

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Luis Milian
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2 years ago

I mean he/she ain't wrong

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engineer_nope.avi
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2 years ago

Same thing: you have to shave them at some point or they'll grow

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Luis Milian
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2 years ago

this one is catchy and cute

Rhea Hambum
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2 years ago

My (now 17 year old) used to call the Simpsons the "Symptoms". My dad thought this was hilarious!

Dani
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2 years ago

My little brother could never seem to remember the word "remind" so if he would always say that something "remembered him of..."

Schrödinger's Dog
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2 years ago

Now I can't find the right word in my remembery.

ARIANA GRANDA-MONCAYO
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2 years ago

Like Dory!

boredkitten
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2 years ago

Ooh reminded me Memberberries from South park :)

Ryo Bakura
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2 years ago

I 'member!

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Thundor Fox
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2 years ago

I used to call it rememory xD

Cheethra
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2 years ago

Remembery. Beautiful!

Laverne Haslett
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2 years ago

One day when they were playing a game where they had to remember things...my grandaughter said "I hope I don't have to remember because my re-memberer is full."

Agatha Mercieca
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2 years ago

My 5yo daughter says remembery too. We lost a dear friend a few months ago, and her favourite book about death and dying is "The Memory Tree", which she calls The Remembery Tree

FatBaby
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2 years ago

Actually seems to be common among people, I've heard plenty using this word instead of the correct one.

hashwadoobies
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2 years ago

That's because a lot of people have an American education.

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Elizabeth Gardner
Community Member
2 years ago

Logical thinking!

Connie Wright
Community Member
2 years ago

Seems like all my babies always said " hold you me" when they wanted to be held.

Claire Armstrong
Community Member
2 years ago

"Member-berries" anyone???

Ruth Baldwin
Community Member
2 years ago

I hope it catches on. It couldn't be more perfect.

BangtanTrashcan
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2 years ago (edited)

This is what dory calls it😆

Jon Wong
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2 years ago

like poetry to me

Mimi Urr
Community Member
2 years ago

My son used to call hotels, "show and tells" we all call it that now.

Jess De La Souza
Community Member
2 years ago

Reminds me of Harry Potter and the rememberal

MN Free Spirit
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow so does my daughter and we use the term to this day

sharron lynn parsons
Community Member
2 years ago

These are all so cute and easily understood, and we don't want to correct them, too cute !!!

Elaine Dodge
Community Member
2 years ago

Love it! Especially when you consider we also use the phrase memory palace for memory enhancement training techniques.

Monika Soffronow
Community Member
2 years ago

We all have brainfarts occasionally when the guys in the remembery department misplace their pieces of information. Not my fault!

Magpie
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2 years ago

English is hard. And I on the other hand have an excellent forgettery.

Robin Porter
Community Member
2 years ago

Reminds me of my niece. I've been "Auntie Robbery" for years.

Lynn B
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2 years ago

LOVE.

debrina blackmoon
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2 years ago

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Billie
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2 years ago

Yesss! New word hehe xD

Crystal Gilmour
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2 years ago

Ahhh my son called it the same thing! He's 17 now. So cute!

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queen...<3
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2 years ago

lol, I am the one that has cow-like reflexes.

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Luis Milian
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2 years ago

aww bless hers

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#13

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Luis Milian
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2 years ago

or an emo pigeon

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#14

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FortnitePlayerGirl
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2 years ago

matress curtians? What a little genius!

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FortnitePlayerGirl
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2 years ago

Skeleton burrito...Your kid has quite an interesting mind...

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KEBI Photography
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2 years ago

guess I am a book looker now, totally like it more than reader and bookworm.

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Kamryn McNamara
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2 years ago

I'm imagining Groot just poking people that walk by him

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Clinton Yew
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2 years ago

i saw one, it is called ecnalubma

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mild anxiety! at the disco
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2 years ago

maple syrup is tree blood

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Luis Milian
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2 years ago

just don't buy a boeing 737 max 8

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Alex Bailey
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2 years ago

Heard them called knee pits before.

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#22

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My dog is my co pilot.
Community Member
2 years ago

When I was a kid I used to call beer or wine daddy's pop. Pop is what the Irish call soda.

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FortnitePlayerGirl
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2 years ago

Her profile picture is as funny as the post itself.

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Kai
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2 years ago

When I was at school, with 7 yo, i was studying sea stuff for an exam. Our word for cave in "ensenada" and I started saying "ensaimada" that is a pastry-candy. Mother didnt correct me. The teacher corrected me in the oral exam and everyone laught, was pretty cruel cause I really tought I was doing it right. I got really mad with my mother for not correcting me.

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Kaisu
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2 years ago

Snoofy is so much cuter though!

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Sabrina
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2 years ago

is..is this the meaning behind "boneless pizza"??

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AloofFox
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2 years ago

Nom nom nom

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Red
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2 years ago

and this is our form of transport to places here in Australia

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