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We all know that kids say the funniest and craziest things sometimes; their young brains haven't been conditioned to follow our narrow rules of speech just yet so they quite often just name things as their creative brains see fit.

And you know what? A vast majority of the time, kids' made-up names for things actually make more sense, are much funnier and more descriptive than the originals could ever wish to be. Ice cubes? Nah, that'll be water bricks, please!

In the list below, you'll get a new perspective on things that we have been taught not to notice. Only the pure, unsullied minds of kids could come up with these poetic observations! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to add your own in the comments!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly living in a warm climate. Would be "hand saviours" elsewhere.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a kid I used to call beer or wine daddy's pop. Pop is what the Irish call soda.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was at school, with 7 yo, i was studying sea stuff for an exam. Our word for cave in "ensenada" and I started saying "ensaimada" that is a pastry-candy. Mother didnt correct me. The teacher corrected me in the oral exam and everyone laught, was pretty cruel cause I really tought I was doing it right. I got really mad with my mother for not correcting me.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*slams hands down on desk* *flips table* *punches a hole in the wall* SO IT IS DECREED

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boredmonkey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We call it that in our family my mom would say like "can I have your pizza bone" instead of beating crust.

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Susann Campbell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has gone on for years in our home. The dogs always wait for the Pizza bones.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my gosh this is so true... I feel like I've known this all my life but had just forgotten it.... amazing

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Debbie Mink
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandson does the same thing, he doesn't like and won't eat the "pizza bones"!

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Annie Felz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always call them "pizza bones." My dogs LOVE pizza bones.😊

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, I've heard a lot of people (adults) call pizza crust pizza bones.

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Elizabeth Macharia
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once worked at pizzahut and lady on the phone kept trying to order boneless pizza ....🤔

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