Kids. Some are smarter than others. But sometimes the kids that are considered the least smart and apt to be failing at school are actually the brightest of all. Take a look at this list compiled by Bored Panda to see what we mean. Are any of the funny test answers you can see below correct? Technically, no. But these genius kids aren't thinking technically. They're thinking much deeper than that. They see THROUGH the question in order to get to the very heart of what's being asked. And that takes brains, which is why we think that all these child prodigies deserve an A for Awesome on their test answers. Or, at the very least, an E for Effort.
Seen any answers that are so wrong they're actually really creative ideas? Then share them with us below, and don't forget to vote for these smart kids who are surely going far in life!
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Bob Has 36 Candy Bars
i don't want to ruin all the fun, but that looks like the writing of an adult...
And in addition to that, this is a fairly simple math problem (36-29), so how would a child young enough to get that question understand what diabetes was, what caused it, and how to punctuate that statement properly?
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Translation: The life here is bad. The working condition is not good and lacks employee benefits. However, please do not worry. Only about 10 people get serious injuries everyday and I am very careful. We have opened a small shop and business is not bad. Although I am not very good with the English language, I know enough to understand what the westerners are speaking. Hope that I can make a name for myself. I am working very hard here and will take good care of myself. How is everyone? I missed all of you a lot and hope that we can meet again.
I wonder what the teacher thought when they received that homework piece...
I bet the teacher never expected a student to know how to write Mandarin or Cantonese (alas, I cannot tell the difference!.
Neither can I and I know Mandarin. As far as I know, Cantonese is a dialect of Chinese, like an accent.
Load More Replies...This Kid Is Going To Be Ok
Its how i raise my daughter :) You cant fall further than the ground.
Good on you! Parents usually smother their children and act as though a paper cut should be treated as a broken limb.
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My Friend's 5 Year Old Son Had This For Homework Tonight, And He Changed The Answer To Something More Humane
Gihe the kid an award for good morals, thinking outside the box, thinking for HIMSELF and standing up for what he believes in! I'd vote for him if he ran for president.
How can anyone say this is not technically correct? It is technically, intellectually, and morally correct!
Aww... this kid is definitely going to places.... not jail or hell, but he is going places...
First Test Day Of The Semester And As Always, I Allow A 3x5 Notecard. Today, A Student Shows Up With This. Sure Enough, It Is 3x5... Feet. As Precise As I Am, Apparently I Never Specified Inches And Therefore Yes, It Was Allowed. Well Played And Lesson Learned For Me
I made the same offer and one of my students had a normal 3"x5" with the chapter shrunk nearly to microtext. And a magnifying glass.
I could have obtained an A+ with this. Britain does not even allow 3 x 5 inch (7.62x12.7 cm) cards
Taxonomy
Can't decide if racists or liberals voted this one up so high. Probably both.
It is just one of the obvious answers. I would like to believe that racists would not even realize the point of this answer.
Load More Replies...Specism is fitting perfectly in that definition too, even more! But is cool that a kid is able to think in that level!
Cool or sad? I think bout race one bit @ that age.. Guess it's how you're raises & when
Load More Replies...Sadly, this answer is very true. Guys just please stop being so racist.
My Son, The Realist, Brought This Home With Some Of His Kindergarten Schoolwork
hahahahahaha it has the biggest laugh in my life i even gmail it to my friend
Maybe too pessimistic. When he is 100, that might be considered middle aged!
Can't Deny That
As a history buff I would want to see the full test, but this kiddo isn’t wrong.
This Is Why My Kid Is Going Places
Teachers can be idiots sometimes, how else are you supposed to show your thinking
Load More Replies...Sometimes I think teachers are a little bit stupid. Such a stupid question ^.^
I Too Have A Daughter Going Places
For a minute, I couldn't think of another solution for the last one! lol
Well, the teacher also give the words the kid us supposed to find, so doesn't that make it incorrect?
Apparently Even 7 Year Old Me Was A Smart Ass
this is one of the times that students are smarter than their teachers
O am suddenly recalling the aroma of a fresh mimeograph printout.....
So Young. So Honest
This Kid Is Going Places
There are no flies on Ricky; obviously an observant and wise young man.
This Kid Is Going Places In Life!
Perhaps we has empathy for a relative or friend that lost a leg. Or perhaps he realizes that some family members might have four legs.
Giraffes Are Heartless Creatures
I know you people wonder what the correct answer should be and it's Lamarack's. (Giraffe's grew longer necks to adapt to their environment and gave it on to their offspring).
actually giraffes had genetic mutations (longer necks) and the ones that didn't have the mutation died out while the ones with the mutation bred and made the species more adapted to the environment. That's Darwin's theory of evolution; your offspring won't just grow wings at birth in the womb one day because you threw yourself off a bridge twice a day, sadly life doesn't work like that.
Load More Replies...This illustration would make you think giraffes are Republicans. In addition, it could also illustrate Darwin's theory that the fittest (best adapted) creatures will survive and be more likely to reproduce.
My Friend's Daughter Taking The Instructions Literally
This Smart Kid
Nice Try
Why in the world would you put swear words in a test????? So bad....
Little Girl Drew A Picture Of Her Mom At Work. The Mother Is Actually Selling A Snow Shovel At Home Depot
Its not fake, his mother works in a store. it snowed really hard that day and everyboddy came to buy snow shovels
Just so you guys know she's not a str1pper, his mom works at Home Depot and she's giving them a shovel. That's not a pole.
Some people eddited it ...You'll find it in some youtubers video (sorry for my spelling)
This Kid's A Genius
This Honest Kid
That's the last time I allow the boy to take one of his mother's dragons in for show and tell...that poor, poor honest kid...
Hard Water
Just in case anyone wants to know, hard water is just water that's concentrated with minerals. :) I may as well use my random knowledge from Grade 9 Science lol
My Little Brother Was Quite Ambitious In Preschool
Sorry, I was really just joking. I own a (much loved) dog and they can be incredibly gross at times (don't ask). I guess I've become a bit too inured to it. Peace.
Load More Replies...I was in his position once. I wanted to be a bird, and one of the girls wanted to be, and I quote, "Evie from Descendants." Another kid wanted to be a vampire bat, another one wanted to be a helicopter, and so on.
My Kid's Teacher Is Apparently Okay With His Wild Answers On Spelling Tests
THESE are the kind of teachers we need! This kid used their, they're and there correctly!
ROFL if I didn't know better I would say my son wrote this... he is almost 8 and Obsessed with cats!
This Smart Kid
Well I lived in socialism, and now I live in capitalism. F**k capitalism.
Load More Replies...Here go the loser comments! Hope you are benefiting A LOT with your Wallstreet hustling your democratic a*s! ;)))
I am, actually.. I'm a capitalist.. I motivate myself &, well, capitalize.. Save your hope for the Middle East or Mainland Europe.
Load More Replies...My Sister Taught Math To 4th Graders In China. Honest Mistake
Albert Is Going Places
I think we should be concerned about the teacher who can't/doesn't bother to spell veterinarian correctly.
Clever Kid
A Kindergardeners Response To What She Wants To Be When She Grows Up
*kindergarten, it means garden in German, but the correct spelling is with a T, not a d.
Phyto-cell
Firing solar energy laser beams out of its face at poor unsuspecting zombies. (Go play PVZ GW2 if you don't know what I'm talking about. It's a reference.)
Load More Replies...He’s been sentenced for various counts of murder and crimes relating to tricking children
Load More Replies...*part of self resists making an undertale reference* *other part argues about it* *they decide that by writing this they will show I'm mature while also low-key making a reference wait what no that's not the terms I agreed to oh well I'm posting it no st
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Well, (s)he took instructions very literally! I remember doing this when I was younger and the teacher let me have the 2 points that it was worth!
I can feel the irony ! But I did take it first degree :) Very funny !
My Friend's Daughter Learned How To Use Adjectives Today
I guess that was in a dream she had? (in Spanish accent) "Your life has been saved, but if you come with me, I can't say the same for your virginity!"
The Kid Wasn't Too Far Off
Get Your Shit Together Martha!
OMG YOU PERDICTED MY RUNNING GAG 2 YEARS BEFORE I JOINED!?
Load More Replies...That is not a kid. You don't learn philosophy at a very young age.
This Kid Is A Genius
Literally
I had a friend named Billy, he could play anything on the piano. he was populer
Proof Of My Son
Ambitious
Mariah Carey's Fan
This kid is correct, and so am I. Why? Because Jacob Sartorius is the cringiest noise a human can hear, but Mariah Carey is the loudest
Sharp And Clear
It's a fungus, actually. But mushrooms do have a lot of plant-like qualities.
Load More Replies...Kid's Take On Tornado Safety
Write a tongue twister that describes a tornado. Tony eats a Toby tornado.
Second Grader's Homework
Actually the kid was autistic, but still quite creative!
Load More Replies...Damn, I’m dumb. I can’t believe I looked at his for 5 minutes until I saw what 5he kid did! Wow.
Yeah it wasn't precise enough ! I hope they didn't failed him for doing it right !
My Son, The Consummate Smart-ass. I Think Third Grade Math Is Boring Him
My 8-year-old Son Takes His Homework Directions Literally
Can you please stop saying that? I've seen it in all of your comments
Load More Replies...Interstellar Fan Boys Be Like
Awww cute and that wasn't very nice of the teacher to cross out love
Awww: the teacher could have written that a scientific answer was expected, and not crossed it out.
I Think My Mom Should Do Less Of This
My 6 Year Old Cousin's Homework Answer After Seeing A Play
Lonely Cell
A Third Grader's Honest Response
Smarty Pants
...yeah I’ve learnt that “adultery” does not mean “the process of becoming an adult”
I'd Be So Proud If This Were My Kid
when i was little, it was my dream to destoy the world. i planned food water and everything.
Easy
The question has actually been answered correctly. Part of the problems with these test questions is poor/sloppy test writing. You need to be specific. You wouldn't get so many great answers though!
My Friend Teaches Fifth Grade, And She Was Given This By A Student Today. This Kid Is Going places
yeah that's true but the kid probably wasn't allowed to swear in school
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Because I'm Smart
The teacher's answer is kind of not answering the question right either, without defining the word 'even'. "The number is divisible by 2" will be a better answer.
How do you know what? Technically the question doesn’t refer to knowing why 68 is an even number, so technically the kid is right. Lol
Your Mama
no way this kid already predicted the existence of "your mom". What a legend
How My 6 Year Old Sister Handles Stress
you kill everyone on the planet then u throw the homework in lava with the rest of the stinking Sh*t
Directions Were To 'draw Hands On The Clocks'
This Is Hilarious
Sh*t that kid is good at not putting spaces in the right place!!!!!
Trash Talk
I have been thinking the same thing ready these
Load More Replies...My Son, At Age 7, School Assignment
This is the third time this idea has been shown... what a waste of kids' time asking them to come up with something like this!
Frankly, school itself is a waste of kid's time. Where creativity is discouraged little by little.
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My 1st Grade Teacher Wife Was Given This Note From A Student Who Will Be Out Tomorrow
I Can P
Living With Your Parents
This Is My 7 Year Old Answering A Question On The Days When He Follows Direction
Almost
This is physically possible with heat pumps. Why would he want to heat the air and cool the water?
My Goat Is In A Pen
My 8 Year Old Daughter Brought Her Writing Exercise Home From School. I Could Not Be More Proud
Genius
It's A Secret
I Hope My 5 Year Old Sister Achieves Her Goals
OwO UwU a-somefing wong wif being a fuwwy...? *bwushes and tuwns away*
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I Would Eat Bananas On It Too
This Angry Kid
My Husband Told Our Son To Go Back Upstairs And Draw His Curtains. His Did Just That.
Kindergarten Gone Wrong
Mkes me wonder how often American people use this word, it seems to be just another part of their corrupted English.
Grade One Child Learning 'o' Sound
Mother's Day Letter
My sister nearly did this, but I stopped her. She didn’t like my mom’s puns for some reason.
I Tried Teaching Them About Birds....
"the Driver Crashed Into The House Because Chuck Norris Pushed Him."
And discover all the swear words used every day infront of the kids in America, please stop saying you speak English
Load More Replies...#10 is why your vs you're matters. Kid's not going as far as the author thinks.
And discover all the swear words used every day infront of the kids in America, please stop saying you speak English
Load More Replies...#10 is why your vs you're matters. Kid's not going as far as the author thinks.
