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As we've already showed you previously, sometimes kids ask and say the craziest things. However, when it comes to drawing - things get even worse. Where a child might see a hat or a whistle, you would probably see something... let's put it this way - different.
So here's a challenge for you: take a look at Bored Panda's list of these innocent kid drawings and tell us you don't see anything dirty. Yep, this is how messed up you are!
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#1
Little Girl Drew A Picture Of Her Mom At Work. The Mother Is Actually Selling A Snow Shovel At Home Depot
Mom 9 years ago
It would be funny if true, but (from Snopes): My daughter's name is Chelsea. We reside in Maine. She was 17 years old when she drew the picture as a joke. (She is now 22 years old; the drawing was made in 2007). She posted it on her MySpace page in 2007. It was then stolen and the teacher and parent comments added. Yes, it was meant to be a stripper or exotic dancer, although I am not one nor have I ever been! The teacher and parent comments were added by whoever stole the pic from Chelsea's MySpace page.
Kjorn 9 years ago
Now we know! And knowing is half the battle - G.I.Joe :-)
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#2
My Friend's 8 Year Old Cousin Made This Self Portrait In Art Class. He Was Wearing A Minions Shirt. Needless To Say His Family Was Confused At First
over opinionated 9 years ago
No I think that's pretty up voteable and hilarious
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#3
My Daughter Drew Me A Giraffe
gedwards1 9 years ago
If you had a *neck* that long, you might be smiling too!
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Alina Friend 9 years ago
I just asked my 9 year old daughter what this is. She said "A number one? A giraffe?" 😜
#5
My 2nd Grade Teacher Friend Had A Class Assignment To Draw The Best Way To Prevent Germs. This Kid Did Not Fail To Disappoint
Richard Petch 9 years ago
If you have one that sprays out of the end like this one see your doctor/plumber right away.
#6
I Think The Kid Meant "Cook"
Intensive Panda 9 years ago
Well, there is nothing wrong with that picture. It even states "...the best c**k ever"
Liz Bergström 9 years ago
His skillet even looks "cockish." Hahaha your comment made me laugh so hard.
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#7
You Don't Have To Do This
Elaine Harvey 9 years ago
I think, if you read the bit at the top it says Jesus washes his disciples feet
Bridget Smith 9 years ago
I didn't even notice the Holy Ghost by him! Ha how cute. Aside for m from the uncomfortable first impression of the drawing...
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Susan Strahosky 9 years ago
It's a little hard to read, but at the top it says Jesus washes his desiples feet.
Davina Rees 9 years ago
For those wanting context, the title says 'Jesus washes the deciples feet'. Not sure if that makes anyone feel any better about it though...
#8
Found A Drawing I Did As A Child. I'm A Little Bothered
Tricia Ferrell 9 years ago
I'm in my 30s and I still can't draw hands and fingers. I can relate.
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
Hands are the hardest things to draw of the human anatomy.
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Flora Polvado 9 years ago
All of these are uncomfortable. That's kinda the point. If only we were still that innocent:/
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#9
Made A Book For My Dad For Father's Day. My 13 Year Old Sister Could Use Practice Drawing Whistles
Philip Atkins 9 years ago
They could be very innocent for 13, also I'm 29 and I doubt I could do better 😅
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Rèdiño - - 9 years ago
Does anyone think it's one of those 13 year old jokes? People in my class loved doing stuff like this when I was 13
#10
It Is My Cat, Cosmo
Susan Sobon 9 years ago
because its a drawing by a small child not a 40 yr pervert
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#11
Kids Drawing Of A Volcano
#12
I Worked A Kindergarten Graduation Service A Couple Of Years Ago Where The Kids Drew Their Own Programs. I Had To Save This One, Obviously, It's A Lighthouse
#13
My Uncle's A Firefighter. One Of The Kids They Rescued Drew Up A "Thank You" Note
#14
Scissors
#15
And One Night While We Were Listening To Old School Rap He Drew Two Turn Tables. I Was Just Glad He Didn't Draw A Microphone Too
Pamela Beuret 9 years ago
meh... boobs dont even ar that round, you see what you want to see, could be eyes too
#16
Mum
Final score:
44points
Ashlee Kuhnel 9 years ago
I'm trying to find the innocence of this picture but I just can't lol xD
Bartholomew Simpson 9 years ago
I guess it's a handbag but I'm unsure what she's holding it with
James Hislope 9 years ago
I'm guessing this has something to do with "pissing money away" on a gift.. or now that she got this gift, she doesn't have a "pot to p**s in"???
#17
Happy Horse Family
#18
This Is My Daughter Billie's Drawing Of A Fox Running Away From An Alien
#19
My 5-Year-Old Did This For Preschool. Mummy And Daddy On Their Wedding Day
#20
My Kid's Drawing About Her First Day Of Kindergarten: Her Teacher. It's Pretty Accurate
#21
My Kid's Drew This Mother's Day Card For Me. It's Supposed To Be A Rocketship, I Think
Bridget Smith 9 years ago
Oh you're totally right! I remember doing weird hands like that. Stick arms, with a circle at the end, and little stick fingers coming out of the circles.
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My 5-Year-Old Daughter Drew A Picture Of Her At The Farm, Holding A Shovel
#23
At What Point Should You Tell Someone That Their Kid Is Drawing Questionable Art?
#24
Friend Of Mine's Kid Drew This. He Said It Was "Daddy Shaking Hands With Santa Claus"
#25
Mushrooms?
#26
Here Is A Father's Day Card From A Friend's Student
#27
I Teach English. One Of My Student's Drawing Looks Horribly Wrong
#28
Yep - Its A Duck
Final score:
25points
Ellison Russell 3 years ago
Why does the duck have a face, but then a beak on the side of it's head?
Bridget Smith 9 years ago
Well, with it being colored, this is pretty tame. Not bad cattail drawings!
#29
My Son Was Studying Famine And This Was His Poster To Raise Awareness And Money
Marcos Zamarripa 8 years ago
Pretty good draw, I know people older that can't even draw a rect line.
#30
My Friend's Son Drew A Picture Of Mommy Mowing The Lawn
#31
My 4-Year-Old Son's Drawing Of Santa. Yep, That's His Hat. It Was On The Wall At Preschool
#32
Drawing Vases With Flowers In Art Class
Final score:
19points
#33
Drawing Of A Giraffe. This Kid May Have Been Misinformed
#34
My Son's Christmas Card Design
Heather Malin 9 years ago
O_o With what is Santa decorating the tree with?
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My Daughter's Skeleton This Is In The Classroom. Apparently, A Daddy Skeleton
#36
An Elementary School Kids Drawing Of A Slave Playing A Guitar
Rachel Benge 3 years ago
I absolutely love that they tried doing the iconic yodeling "yodelay hee hoo"
#37
My Son Drew This Last Year In The Kindergarden. It's Supposed To Be A Fish With Its Tail Out The Bottom There
#39
My Son Got In Trouble For Drawing Eyes At School
Justin Joylife 9 years ago
Those are boobies. He says they are full of milk. At least he knows what they are for. It's Not like he drew a penis pounding on them.
Peter Emerson 9 years ago
This type of thing happens so often that they have a stamp for it,? wow
#40
My Daughters "spider"
Final score:
14points
#41
Portrait Miss 3 Did Of Her Dad
#42
This Was My Daughters Artwork About A Monkey And A Lion
#43
I Teach 1st Grade: A Students Drawing Of A "Dog Bone" With A Rainbow Coming Out Of It
#44
My Friends Kid Drew A "Whale"
#45
This Is The Start Of My Son's Dinosaur He Drew
#46
Looks Like Rudolph Is Getting Excited About Christmas Already
#47
Hmmmm
Final score:
8points
#48
My Little Brother's Innocent Drawing Ruined By My Dirty Mind
#49
Umm
Final score:
4points
OLIVI YAY (she/her) 3 years ago
But! Wait! Before your mind goes to the gutter, those could be utters, Oh wait...
#50
My Son's Homework. Say The Name Of Each Item Then Draw A Picture That Rhymes (with Dick)
Final score:
3points
#51
Sun, Tree, And Person (by My Friend's Son)
Final score:
2points
#52
My Daughter Drew This Picture Of A Cat In Kindergarten!
Final score:
1point
#53
Innocently Inappropriate Children's Artwork
Final score:
1point
#54
My 4 Year Old Was Playing On Snap Chat. He Says It's A Drawing Of A Man. Yep.
Final score:
0points
#55
My Sons Get To Know You Book. Rainbow Ice Cream Anyone? Lol
Final score:
0points
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What do you think ?
Flora Polvado 9 years ago
I miss that innocence. On the other hand, never knew there so many ways to accidentally draw a penis.
Intensive Panda 9 years ago
There isn't anything wrong with that kids' pictures. Circles are easier to draw than other forms and as children don't have that insane motoric skills, they draw it that way. And if a child sees a giraffe, a dolphin or whatever and you see a penis, this is just you being perverted
Hans 9 years ago
This exactly is the funny thing about this. The children's drawings make us think they thought about sexual topics, even though they did not add all. It reveals in a funny way how likely we are to abstract into the wrong direction. The children might not always have superios drawing skills, but it is us that have the dirty mind!
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Marcos Zamarripa 8 years ago
We can see with these drawings that most part of adults lose their innocence.
Flora Polvado 9 years ago
I miss that innocence. On the other hand, never knew there so many ways to accidentally draw a penis.
Intensive Panda 9 years ago
There isn't anything wrong with that kids' pictures. Circles are easier to draw than other forms and as children don't have that insane motoric skills, they draw it that way. And if a child sees a giraffe, a dolphin or whatever and you see a penis, this is just you being perverted
Hans 9 years ago
This exactly is the funny thing about this. The children's drawings make us think they thought about sexual topics, even though they did not add all. It reveals in a funny way how likely we are to abstract into the wrong direction. The children might not always have superios drawing skills, but it is us that have the dirty mind!
Load More Replies... Marcos Zamarripa 8 years ago
We can see with these drawings that most part of adults lose their innocence.
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