You wouldn't believe it, but for some people, Christmas time has its huge cons. Not to mention the shopping frenzy, there's also the despicable season's greetings themed family photos that not only take a shameful place in your family album but are also sent to every known relative as Christmas cards. Now, some of us clench our teeth and bear through the process, but not all are capable of getting along with the awkwardness of it all.

Remember the unusual cards for couples that share a liking to dark humor? Well, if you liked those, wait till you see these funny Christmas greetings full of rude jokes! Below, Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilariously inappropriate and rude Christmas cards that only people with a twisted sense of humor will understand. From "All I Want For Christmas Is Money" to "My Wife Made Me Send This Card. Merry Christmas" - expect to see it all. Keep on scrolling to check out the funny puns and feel free to add your own pics to the list.

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Kat Blak
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3 years ago

And don't forget about the putting up with the people you hate most

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Desiree Vasquez
Community Member
3 years ago

Damn that's cold. LOL!

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

it's funny because you don't know how to take it :-)

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AcousticGString
Community Member
3 years ago

When in doubt... gift card

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AcousticGString
Community Member
3 years ago

And a one horse open (NO), O'er the fields we (NO), laughing all the way (NO NO NO)

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Lorraine
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3 years ago

Scroll down ... Oh this one is kind of cute! ... sees the message below, OH! lol

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

a card every adult should received

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Superluminal1
Community Member
3 years ago

Be glad that the days are gone when one bulb went out the whole string went out, and you had to check each bulb to find the bad one.

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Sofia Bellavista
Community Member
3 years ago

I want this on a t-shirt

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Melanie Fritz
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3 years ago

Reminds me of a married couple who have a healthy love life in the bedroom. Don't need to get each other fancy gifts! ;)

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Hope Floats
Community Member
3 years ago

Things could be worse...You could have a Christmas birthday like myself....Where relatives are still opening presents and you're totally overlooked.. AGAIN.. :/

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Karen Bednar
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3 years ago

So good!!!!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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SparklyCuckoo
Community Member
3 years ago

It'd look pretty in my recycling, not garbage. I'm not a monster.

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Michelle K
Community Member
3 years ago

As most cats agree, you don't deserve anything other than mediocre.

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AcousticGString
Community Member
3 years ago

Rudolph the F*ck You Reindeer, had a very shiny nose....

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SweeptheLeg
Community Member
3 years ago

Sounds like my every day wish.

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Jewel Farmer
Community Member
3 years ago

This card would be for me... and I'd appreciate it, lol. <3

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AcousticGString
Community Member
3 years ago

... but make sure you wear a glove!

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

this is the one i need to give around

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Rufus T. Firefly
Community Member
3 years ago

Great for an only child.

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SparklyCuckoo
Community Member
3 years ago

Single is just how I like it. ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Robin Ellison
Community Member
3 years ago

with the family I have, this rings so very true!

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Robert Morson
Community Member
3 years ago

You'd think he'd be over it by now. It happened over 2,000 years ago.

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Ellie
Community Member
3 years ago

The only one that made me laugh lol

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Marcela Nedov
Community Member
3 years ago

and not just for holidays, for any day in life.

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Gven Amber
Community Member
3 years ago

How perfect for this way too freaking politically correct country..

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AcousticGString
Community Member
3 years ago

...and to impress people we don't even like!

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Jewel Farmer
Community Member
3 years ago

Fa la la la laaa la la la laaa!

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Leonor Amaral
Community Member
3 years ago

I thought it would be a Dick in a Box

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

not just for Christmas... like everyday

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Desiree Vasquez
Community Member
3 years ago

Lmbo!

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AkiDitto
Community Member
3 years ago

Adorable!

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AkiDitto
Community Member
3 years ago

So we can pretend to like someone we oviously don't!

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

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for my wife

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Anak Shaleh
Community Member
3 years ago

elf porn sounds good

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Mikaela Stewart
Community Member
1 year ago

@ My Family

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Anak Shaleh
Community Member
3 years ago

hohoho...that's quiet funny

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Bobby jones
Community Member
3 years ago

That's ore like it.

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Courtney Young
Community Member
1 year ago

whole mood

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Jewel Farmer
Community Member
3 years ago

So take it and be merry.

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
3 years ago

just like everyone else in my life...

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Mikaela Stewart
Community Member
1 year ago

THE WIFI!!!

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AcousticGString
Community Member
3 years ago

Jesus Christ!

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AkiDitto
Community Member
3 years ago

TOO SOON

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David Bremner
Community Member
3 years ago

Try one day if you work in retail.

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Gregor Zamza
Community Member
3 years ago

So much truth here...

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AkiDitto
Community Member
3 years ago

Lovely.

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

shit make me feel good after... fruit cake make me sick after...

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Consuelo Ruybal
Community Member
3 years ago

You forgot "candles." Thanks for the fucking candles I don't need.

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Gregor Zamza
Community Member
3 years ago

I need two dozen of these

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Allan Roberts
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1 year ago

Bet you canโ€™t guess who x

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Mikaela Stewart
Community Member
1 year ago

aaawwwww ;( Now I is sadddd... Poor bbiiirrrddd, I'm sure he will defrost... Maybe?

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Courtney Young
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1 year ago

me

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

true... mostly my wife

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Anak Shaleh
Community Member
3 years ago

due trump's victory...

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Mikaela Stewart
Community Member
1 year ago

Meee!! (I'm Not a perv, I mean the card is me xD)

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Mauvais pingouin
Community Member
3 years ago

"I'm using 3 fingers tonight"

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