96 Hilariously Rude Christmas Cards For People With A Twisted Sense Of Humour
You wouldn't believe it, but for some people, Christmas time has its huge cons. Not to mention the shopping frenzy, there's also the despicable season's greetings themed family photos that not only take a shameful place in your family album but are also sent to every known relative as Christmas cards. Now, some of us clench our teeth and bear through the process, but not all are capable of getting along with the awkwardness of it all.
Remember the unusual cards for couples that share a liking to dark humor? Well, if you liked those, wait till you see these funny Christmas greetings full of rude jokes! Below, Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilariously inappropriate and rude Christmas cards that only people with a twisted sense of humor will understand. From "All I Want For Christmas Is Money" to "My Wife Made Me Send This Card. Merry Christmas" - expect to see it all. Keep on scrolling to check out the funny puns and feel free to add your own pics to the list.
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And a one horse open (NO), O'er the fields we (NO), laughing all the way (NO NO NO)
Be glad that the days are gone when one bulb went out the whole string went out, and you had to check each bulb to find the bad one.
Reminds me of a married couple who have a healthy love life in the bedroom. Don't need to get each other fancy gifts! ;)
It'd look pretty in my recycling, not garbage. I'm not a monster.
As most cats agree, you don't deserve anything other than mediocre.
Rudolph the F*ck You Reindeer, had a very shiny nose....
This card would be for me... and I'd appreciate it, lol. <3
You'd think he'd be over it by now. It happened over 2,000 years ago.
How perfect for this way too freaking politically correct country..
You forgot "candles." Thanks for the fucking candles I don't need.