You wouldn't believe it, but for some people, Christmas time has its huge cons. Not to mention the shopping frenzy, there's also the despicable season's greetings themed family photos that not only take a shameful place in your family album but are also sent to every known relative as Christmas cards. Now, some of us clench our teeth and bear through the process, but not all are capable of getting along with the awkwardness of it all.

Remember the unusual cards for couples that share a liking to dark humor? Well, if you liked those, wait till you see these funny Christmas greetings full of rude jokes! Below, Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilariously inappropriate and rude Christmas cards that only people with a twisted sense of humor will understand. From "All I Want For Christmas Is Money" to "My Wife Made Me Send This Card. Merry Christmas" - expect to see it all. Keep on scrolling to check out the funny puns and feel free to add your own pics to the list.

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Kat Blak
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And don't forget about the putting up with the people you hate most

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Kjorn
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's funny because you don't know how to take it :-)

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AcousticGString
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And a one horse open (NO), O'er the fields we (NO), laughing all the way (NO NO NO)

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Lorraine
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scroll down ... Oh this one is kind of cute! ... sees the message below, OH! lol

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Kjorn
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a card every adult should received

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Superluminal1
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Be glad that the days are gone when one bulb went out the whole string went out, and you had to check each bulb to find the bad one.

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Melanie Fritz
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of a married couple who have a healthy love life in the bedroom. Don't need to get each other fancy gifts! ;)

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SparklyCuckoo
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It'd look pretty in my recycling, not garbage. I'm not a monster.

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Michelle K
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As most cats agree, you don't deserve anything other than mediocre.

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Jewel Farmer
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This card would be for me... and I'd appreciate it, lol. <3

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Kjorn
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is the one i need to give around

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Robin Ellison
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

with the family I have, this rings so very true!

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Robert Morson
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You'd think he'd be over it by now. It happened over 2,000 years ago.

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Marcela Nedov
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and not just for holidays, for any day in life.

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Gven Amber
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How perfect for this way too freaking politically correct country..

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AkiDitto
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So we can pretend to like someone we oviously don't!

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Kjorn
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6 years ago

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for my wife

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Severus Snape
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sorry to say, but no checks for me!

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Kjorn
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

shit make me feel good after... fruit cake make me sick after...

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Consuelo Ruybal
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You forgot "candles." Thanks for the fucking candles I don't need.

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