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I Turn My Most Inappropriate Thoughts Into Comics That You Shouldn’t Show Your Grandma (40 New Pics)
I make the webcomic, The RedDot. My comics span anywhere between sexy innuendos to the pain that is known as “Spanx”. I think it's fun to dabble with the idea of what's inappropriate... we're all thinking about it but just can't quite say it in public. Personally? I'm over it and more than happy to draw it out. Nothing is off the table when it comes to my next idea... Just as long as it's funny.
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#1
If you have never felt this way after wearing them then you never needed to...
Final score:
234points
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
Now that I’m retired, I don’t bother. Granted, I live someplace that generally pretty cold, so they don’t spend a lot of time just flapping around, but I’ve definitely adopted a general “don’t like it, don’t look” policy vis-à-vis my tired old dugs.
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RELATED:
#2
Final score:
233points
Ed Brault 6 years ago
Our elderly Siamese considers behind my knees her personal night nest.
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HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
My dog loves to sleep in my leg fold like that, i find it comforting too.
Jeannie Carle 6 years ago
Yesssss - hate it when my fur-baby gets off the bed - absolutely love it when I wake up later and he's back - against my back. He's Lab/Chow and you definitely know when he's there <3
#3
Oh mom, you raised me right... I'm just not right in the head.
Final score:
231points
#4
A traditional fairy tale with a modern honest twist to it.
Final score:
217points
Bobbi Newell 6 years ago (edited)
Not getting your logic here... Edit: Nevermind, just found a reference to her spouse in another comic, so I'll just chalk it up to "fairytale"!
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Final score:
214points
#6
I was actually too scared to do this in real life... the irony now is that I'm terrified of missing her.
Final score:
198points
The Suz 81 6 years ago
I just laughed out loud at work and a male coworker asked what I was laughing about...nothing...keep walking...lol
Catlady6000 6 years ago
Bloody Mary is holding..a Bloody Mary. Tomato juice, Tabasco, celery stalk and vodka. I think. Not sure about the vodka though.
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I find it witty. Yay Charles Darwin.
Final score:
190points
Donny Kitsune 6 years ago
I don't know why you would consider dating death, he usually quickly ends things... Plus I don't mean to be rude but if I were to list who he has been with, it will take till the end of time to begin to even finish to say who he involves himself with! He is just constantly looking and waiting for his next victim to 'realease' and i swear his exes are all lifeless! And disturbingly enough I swear he dosen't limit himself to humans! Even other animals and god forbid plants as well! The dudes a freak! ......Ahhh but even I know i will fall for him eventually, i know many get heated at the end of things but I hope I end up more grounded...Haah...
Donny Kitsune 6 years ago
Nah he goes all the way, once you go Death you don't go back
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#8
Final score:
183points
Laura Martin 6 years ago
OMG, as a woman who bakes, this is my favorite! May have to do them IRL
Michelle Dodson 6 years ago
OMG, too funny. My sister & I made "anatomically correct" gingerbread people one Christmas. I thought my Mom was going to have a stroke!
#9
This happens. A lot. God bless my spouse.
Final score:
175points
Christopher Mayer 6 years ago
You never know what you have, or got; until you see yourself as something you're not...
#10
You may be one of the three. There is nothing wrong with any of them. This is just my observation... but do you prefer waffle or curly fries?
Final score:
168points
#11
Final score:
156points
Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 6 years ago
HaHa. I love a woman who can tell a cute fart joke.
Christopher Mayer 6 years ago
Playing GASSING games; or, SPRAY it don't say it; or, just let it go, or...
#12
If you're in a relationship. You're probably one of the two... I don't have any advice, just maybe good luck.
Final score:
155points
UndyingBisexual 6 years ago
I'M THE MERMAID I'M SORRY MY SISTER MADE ME THIS WAY I JUST LOVE ITTT
Christina Sersif 6 years ago
My husband doesn't even mind anymore. The popping gives me a wear sensation of satisfaction.
#13
The most META of META of comics I could make. I not only lost an iPad this day but wine as well.
Final score:
152points
thepotatogirl 6 years ago
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. (I would've posted the image but I can't figure how to on mobile)
MADELEINE KIMBALL 6 years ago
wait.. I'm confused.. like, did she KNOW she was going to spill wine on her iPad? did she do it on purpose? If she didn't then why did she start the comic if she didn't know that it would end like this? So many questions!!!!!
#14
I would be lying if I said 9-year-old me didn't guesstimate the number of petals the flower had.
Final score:
151points
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
Until this very moment, it never even occurred to me that there could be Evil Flowers. BWAAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!
#15
Final score:
149points
Marty BlackEagle-Carl 6 years ago
was that hermione's first wand, or the one in the deleted scenes?
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Kris Rogers 6 years ago
I was going to ask if a vibrator is the muggle world equivalent to a wand for wizards
Kris Pepin 6 years ago
Idk about you but if I'm getting something like that I wouldn't want to know my mother had one too
Kris Rogers 6 years ago
Why is that ? Dont you think your mother deserves happiness too ?
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#16
Final score:
134points
Mademoiselle Mirage 6 years ago
I wanted to make a pun but I couldn't find anything on the top of my head so I'll only say that I almost lost it
Cats4Life 1 year ago
It is the grim reaper painting dot, she asked him to paint her like one of his French girls, so he did. His French girls are decapitated and dead as dinosaurs
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Final score:
134points
Christopher Mayer 6 years ago
Well, ALL dogs can do that; just PRAY you never see a cat doing it!
#18
Final score:
128points
Kiss Army 6 years ago
Yep! Me, my husband and son went to the ocean, as soon as we waded in something touched my foot and I noped the hell right out and sat on the beach and watched them play in the water...
Michelle Dodson 6 years ago
My Dad caught our sailboat on a sandbar, (Drunken Capt. Bligh, my Dad - not the boat, it was called The Viking) so my brother & I had to jump off and push us away. Darling Dad hadn't bothered to drop the sails, so off it went. I'm standing on a f*****g sand bar 2 miles from shore (San Diego), with legs astride when I feel something brush up against me. Imagine my absolute horror when I see an 8 foot tiger shark swim between them. Yes, I peed my pants. I think that's the reason it swam away. But I was absolutely hysterical. He finally got the "swim step" installed the following week. Oh - and thought it was hilarious to make sure I saw every article involving shark attacks. He could be such a d**k.
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Janice Seagraves 6 years ago
My nephew hates the ocean. He said, "When something touches you while swimming, you don't know if its a piece of kelp, a seal, or a shark."
Flare 4 years ago
And if you feel pain from it touching you, it's a jellyfish.
Load More Replies... Catherine Richardson 5 years ago
Last time I was at the beach I got 9 Jelly fish stings (in 4 days)
Christopher Mayer 6 years ago
FISH-ing for sympathy; or, TENTACLE loving care; or SEA things from my POV, or...
#19
This can be as dirty or as wholesome as you want it to be. Regardless, I'm proud of it.
Final score:
126points
Dora Bedpan 6 years ago
Took me a moment to get it... He's not the ownwer of a LunaPark, is he? The Magical Mustache Ride looked kinda fun though... I would've riden that! There's an empty seat to her right. LOL
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
I suspect it’s the stereotypical tiny French moustache.
Load More Replies... Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
He found a way to make her happy, it just wasn't the one we expected.
Michelle Dodson 6 years ago
Ewwww. I actually had a guy offer me a "ride" once upon a time. He was this nasty "carny" dude, like missing a few teeth and in desperate need of a shower. I think I was maybe, 15?
#20
Final score:
121points
Susann Campbell 6 years ago
Her eye is twitching, just like mine does when my husband says something ridiculous.
El-Ray King 6 years ago
Any dude who wants me to look at his s**t is pretty much asking to be broken up with.
Randomcthulu 6 years ago
I can't say anything, I've had a few *ehem* BMs that I was inordinately proud of and had to share...lol
#21
Final score:
120points
Adrienne Early 6 years ago
He made a dad joke, so she took a pregnancy test and found out he is going to be a father.
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Ginger Winters 1 year ago
He made a dad joke, she took a pregnancy test, he's going to be a dad
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#22
Final score:
115points
Dora Bedpan 6 years ago
Ouch! Sad to think it was a real thing 600 years ago. (Jeanne D'Arc, "La pucelle") On the bright side, the smoke will suffocate you before your flesh burns if you inhale the most you can... *cringe*
Karen Joy Nesheim 6 years ago
If you were lucky they strangled you to death first. Many false confessions were made to receive ‘God’s mercy’ of strangulation! Other times the mercy was the gift of gun powder but the a-holes hung it around your neck to make sure your feet/legs burned first! 🙄
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Carol Eagleson 6 years ago
It will be real again if things keep going in the direction they are now! 😡
#23
Croc Heels....a fashion made before its time.
Final score:
114points
Christopher Mayer 6 years ago
High heeled crocs? Well, I'll be leaving Earth now, 'cause I've seen it all...
Ruth Beaty 6 years ago
And now...there's a croc purse. The ugly, it burns and is sticky under your arm. And not in a normal way, either.
Hannah Kobayashi 6 years ago
This is my dog Angelo all over! Hey At least crocs are easier to clean pee off than other shoe brands
#24
Final score:
112points
Christopher Mayer 6 years ago
On some women, that actually looks really good!
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Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 6 years ago
who sleeps with makeup other than Suzanne Pleshette?
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
There will never be enough Suzanne Pleshette comments!
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LaDonna Hulcy 6 years ago
me this morning! I fell asleep snuggling with my girl! Don't Judge me! ;-)
Anne 6 years ago
Snuggles are so much more important than a bit of mascara left on a face!
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Martine Borge 6 years ago
I'm too lazy to remove it and want to get to bed as soon as possible.
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#25
I wish this was more than just commentary. You kill off one fictional dog ONCE and the internet is after forever.
P.S. I brought the dog back.
Final score:
110points
Klaudiia Sherbatzky 6 years ago
hahahahahahaha yes i don´t like when a dog dies , fictional or real xD
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Yes, I know of course it's just pretend, but it gets me every time!
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#26
Final score:
102points
Catherine Spencer-Mills 6 years ago
Looks familiar - there are roads like that in Arizona and Nevada
#27
I've been running long distance for over 14 years. I've been dedicated to fondue for that long, yes.
Final score:
100points
Dora Bedpan 6 years ago
Oh no! Cheeszebuth has been invoked! Must...eat...sacrificial...cheese...
Christopher Mayer 6 years ago
Show me a woman who loves cheese sauce, and I'll show you a lady who loves FONDUE-ling herself!
Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 6 years ago
at least we have proof that running exists....
#28
I don't know what makes this comic work.... but damn, I got to give that calf credit for their dedication to leg day.
Final score:
99points
Magpie 6 years ago
I read that three times, then worked out. (( whispers "call' ))
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Severus Snape 4 years ago
i call everyone bro or dude no matter what their gender is
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#29
Final score:
98points
Keilyn Hiilei 5 years ago
That magical moment when dad hands you the remote and you dont have to watch Ancient Aliens for the 7th time in a row
#30
I still have thin mints in my fridge. Damn those cute devils.
Final score:
93points
Nora the mistake 0_o 4 years ago
yup in Winter I just can't help it I honestly can't they're too cute I once spent $40 on cookies
#31
Final score:
93points
Christopher Mayer 6 years ago
You know your life is in the toilet when your BFF is the Grim Reaper...
#32
A life without carbs is a life without fulfillment... and by that I mean calories.
Final score:
92points
inky Panda 3 years ago
my mom was allergic to gluten she made brownies and they were gross like one bite and the rest get thrown out gross
Christopher Mayer 6 years ago
OK, being a FLOUR child, she LOAVES what she's become; let's put this to BREAD, shall we?
#33
It's a fart joke with a play on words. Please don't make me explain it.
Final score:
92points
#34
We can't be happy all the time, Bob. Especially when we're a yellow # %$*&^@ tree.
Final score:
86points
Dora Bedpan 6 years ago
BOB: *whispers* I'll turn you into a xmas tree if I don't see a smile, now
#35
Final score:
83points
Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago
Is the four-leaf clover really lucky in that it's the one being picked?
#36
Final score:
81points
#37
Final score:
72points
#38
Final score:
67points
#39
Final score:
66points
#40
We all have that random dream... a crush totally acting out of character... I just hope you didn't text them at 2 AM.
Final score:
65points
Person2638 6 years ago
That's death having a nightmare that the girl is having a healthy lifestyle and not going to die soon.
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Dora Bedpan 6 years ago
Death has a dream about her getting sane habits, hopefully it was just a nightmare!
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What do you think ?
THE ULTIMATE PUGTATO >_< 6 years ago
I think your comics are a success and the world deserves you girl
Dora Bedpan 6 years ago
I like the humour, a bit dark, spicy sometimes. Keep us posted! Do you do long stories too? It would be interesting to have that character in a longer story (maybe include Death too?)
The Reddot (Post author) 6 years ago
Hi Dora! I'm glad you liked them. I post comics daily and for now it has been just whatever comes to mind. However I have been toying with Death or having my sentiment butt plug gary do a long running comic
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Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 6 years ago
You have an amazing talent. Great sense of humour and art skills.
Kayley KiwiMango 6 years ago
As a fellow girl with a highly inappropriate sense of humor...I approve!! And although I looove the ocean, the mermaid one reminded me of the time when I bought a new body board and was all excited to use it. Then when I got out far enough I stepped on something squishy and had to be pulled back to shore on my new board 😂😂
THE ULTIMATE PUGTATO >_< 6 years ago
I think your comics are a success and the world deserves you girl
Dora Bedpan 6 years ago
I like the humour, a bit dark, spicy sometimes. Keep us posted! Do you do long stories too? It would be interesting to have that character in a longer story (maybe include Death too?)
The Reddot (Post author) 6 years ago
Hi Dora! I'm glad you liked them. I post comics daily and for now it has been just whatever comes to mind. However I have been toying with Death or having my sentiment butt plug gary do a long running comic
Load More Replies... Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 6 years ago
You have an amazing talent. Great sense of humour and art skills.
Kayley KiwiMango 6 years ago
As a fellow girl with a highly inappropriate sense of humor...I approve!! And although I looove the ocean, the mermaid one reminded me of the time when I bought a new body board and was all excited to use it. Then when I got out far enough I stepped on something squishy and had to be pulled back to shore on my new board 😂😂
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