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Hi, everyone. I’m Joy from Alloy Comics (artwork by Nohra Johnston). Thank you for your support on my previous post, which was featured on the homepage of Bored Panda and accumulated over 56K views!
Here are 50 more comics that give you the backstory before the baby was born. I’ll publish 50 more parenting comics here at Bored Panda soon. Please follow Alloy Comics on Facebook and Instagram to view the most recent comics, published weekly.
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#1
Prank
Final score:
114points
As a stand-up comic who married a man who is almost just as funny, I don't really have to "write" jokes. All of the panels from Alloy Comics come from real conversations or situations in our lives. Whenever something happens, I usually share it on Facebook first to see how the joke plays with my friends.
The popular ones (or my personal favorites) are rewritten in comic script form and given to my talented artist Nohra Johnston about once or twice a year for her to churn out one at a time.
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#2
Stretch
Final score:
110points
#3
The Kissing Stool
Final score:
108points
Since Alloy Comics is based on us, we don't really have to "create" any characters nor do we need to come up with original designs. My husband happens to be a tall, brunette, white dude with a beard, and I am a short, round, Asian girl. We look like a meatball and a strand of spaghetti together, or perhaps 1o (note: I used o instead of 0 because I'm very short).
#4
Abuse
Final score:
101points
#5
Mine!
Final score:
96points
I'm actually quite surprised we haven't met anyone who's said anything negative about Alloy Comics...yet! Most people find our comics adorable. Some people question if we really talk to each other like that. The answer is yes, we certainly do. There is no exaggeration here. Alloy Comics is my life. My favorite part of the creative process is when Nohra does all the hard work and sends me the comic on Friday night.
Nohra and I love creating art. Alloy Comics has been and always will be free online. We enjoy making readers happy and resonating with other people. Unfortunately, in this day and age, artists actually have to pay social media companies in order to be noticed, and I simply don't have the funds for that.
That's why I hope we will gain enough of a following one day to be approached by a publisher so we can reach a wider audience. Let's spread the joy around...pun intended!
#8
Eggs
Final score:
91points
#9
@sshole
Final score:
90points
#12
Drinking
Final score:
78points
#13
Cyrus!
Final score:
71points
#14
Details
Final score:
70points
#16
Food Baby
Final score:
68points
#17
Boobs
Final score:
68points
#18
Butt Rub
Final score:
66points
#19
Boy
Final score:
64points
AzKhaleesi 3 years ago
oh no as a mom of 5 boys and 3 girls, you worry about all no matter what. I have one son that is trying to figure out his relationship with a long term girlfriend, worry. One Bi son who is still trying to figure out his sexuality....worry and kinda mad he keeps hurting people in his wake. one special needs son ...worry. One almost 18 son who still has no idea what he wants to do with his life long term...worry. One young son that isn't having any problems, that is worrysome in itself lol. 1 daughter that lives on her own in another state ....worry. Another that is about to move out with serious boyfriend....worry, mid teen girl....worry. Point is, it doesn't matter, you worry all the time.
#21
Ring
Final score:
62points
Cadmar Orion 3 years ago (edited)
Awww, that's so sweet edit: for the record, it made me think of you story, that's why I thought it was sweet. Also, I'm glad she didn't get all pissy about him forgetting it, sheesh.
#22
Gender Reversal
Final score:
61points
#23
Dinner
Final score:
60points
#25
Am I Pretty
Final score:
59points
#27
Busy
Final score:
58points
#28
Pie
Final score:
57points
$H@D0W_WaRR!0R 3 years ago (edited)
Darn, Those people actually used me in my working experience of 2 years?!?! ╰（‵□′）╯
#29
Candy Crush
Final score:
48points
#30
Renovation
Final score:
40points
Daniel Marsh 3 years ago
Are they drawn that way in this one because Alex's mom hadn't rescued their hair salon yet?
#31
Twice
Final score:
19points
#32
Football
Final score:
18points
Saint Lynnie 3 years ago
Hahaha. I witnessed my father actually crying because the cowboys lost... Which makes me realize he probably cries a lot. Yet shows zero emotion in situations where he probably really should cry.
#33
Married Finally!
Final score:
17points
#35
Fortune Cookie
Final score:
16points
#36
Tumor
Final score:
16points
Saint Lynnie 3 years ago
I've made the joke before that babies are sexually transmitted parasites.
#38
Complaint
Final score:
15points
Sofia Gonzalez 3 years ago
But it's still YOUR SPACE. This violation of space means WAR!!!!!!!
#39
Grooming
Final score:
14points
#41
Hunger
Final score:
13points
#42
Date Night
Final score:
12points
#43
Stuck
Final score:
12points
#46
Cushion
Final score:
10points
KC Nordquist 3 years ago
My kids moved differently in my belly. My daughter gave me swift kicks, karate chops, and full on cartwheels. My son danced.
#47
Dense
Final score:
9points
#50
Sleep
Final score:
8points
Saint Lynnie 3 years ago
Left side with legs elevated... Sounds like it would kill your knees.
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Chin-sun Ming 3 years ago
I love your comics so much they brighten my day every time I see them
Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
Thank you so much! You can see a new one every week on our FB and IG!
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Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
Thank you! We publish a new one every week on FB and IG. :)
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Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
You're so very welcome! We love making people laugh. 🤪
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Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
Oh, wow, we're so honored that you'd say that about our little web comic. We really appreciate this!
Load More Replies... Dylan Sloderbeck 3 years ago (edited)
Love your style, might implement some features into my own art as I’m discovering my own. Wonderful storytelling keep up the good work and congrats on having such a wonderful life, hope the baby does great
Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
Thank you for your well wishes. The artist is Nohra Johnson. You can find her on social media. If you enjoy our work, you can check Alloy Comics's FB or IG. We publish a new comic every week!
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Chin-sun Ming 3 years ago
I love your comics so much they brighten my day every time I see them
Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
Thank you so much! You can see a new one every week on our FB and IG!
Load More Replies... Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
Thank you! We publish a new one every week on FB and IG. :)
Load More Replies... Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
You're so very welcome! We love making people laugh. 🤪
Load More Replies... Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
Oh, wow, we're so honored that you'd say that about our little web comic. We really appreciate this!
Load More Replies... Dylan Sloderbeck 3 years ago (edited)
Love your style, might implement some features into my own art as I’m discovering my own. Wonderful storytelling keep up the good work and congrats on having such a wonderful life, hope the baby does great
Alloy Comics (Post author) 3 years ago
Thank you for your well wishes. The artist is Nohra Johnson. You can find her on social media. If you enjoy our work, you can check Alloy Comics's FB or IG. We publish a new comic every week!
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