Hi, everyone. I’m Joy from Alloy Comics (artwork by Nohra Johnston). Thank you for your support on my previous post, which was featured on the homepage of Bored Panda and accumulated over 56K views!
Here are 50 more comics that give you the backstory before the baby was born. I’ll publish 50 more parenting comics here at Bored Panda soon. Please follow Alloy Comics on Facebook and Instagram to view the most recent comics, published weekly.
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Prank
OMG. Just stumbled upon your comic strip. Every panel is consistently hilarious! Sorry for the two-year late kudos, hope 'Alloy' is a success!
i remember a employer at her work ask a friend of mine if she was preg, she was but she pretended she wasn't
As a stand-up comic who married a man who is almost just as funny, I don't really have to "write" jokes. All of the panels from Alloy Comics come from real conversations or situations in our lives. Whenever something happens, I usually share it on Facebook first to see how the joke plays with my friends.
The popular ones (or my personal favorites) are rewritten in comic script form and given to my talented artist Nohra Johnston about once or twice a year for her to churn out one at a time.
Stretch
The Kissing Stool
Even on my tippy toes on a stool, I'm still shorter than my husband... Kissing-St...44f83a.jpg
ALLOY COMICS DONT EVER LISTEN mateo HES A F*****G JERK AND HE DESERVES TO ROT IN EITHER SATANS SWEATY DISGUSTING SULFURUS ARMPITS OR HIS SHITTY BUTTCRACK WHICH HE HASNT WASHED FOR F*****G MILLENIA
No worries. I'm confident enough to not let trolls like that bother me. I know I'm short and my husband finds me adorable. A good marriage is when both people think they're the lucky one, right? :)
Load More Replies...Has she made you the 3rd happiest man in Connecticut
Load More Replies...This is my parents, my mom literally has to get a stool to kiss my dad.
Since Alloy Comics is based on us, we don't really have to "create" any characters nor do we need to come up with original designs. My husband happens to be a tall, brunette, white dude with a beard, and I am a short, round, Asian girl. We look like a meatball and a strand of spaghetti together, or perhaps 1o (note: I used o instead of 0 because I'm very short).
Abuse
Mine!
Thank you! This is like the first time anyone has ever called my face "lil." :D
Load More Replies...I'm actually quite surprised we haven't met anyone who's said anything negative about Alloy Comics...yet! Most people find our comics adorable. Some people question if we really talk to each other like that. The answer is yes, we certainly do. There is no exaggeration here. Alloy Comics is my life. My favorite part of the creative process is when Nohra does all the hard work and sends me the comic on Friday night.
Kick
I remember the first time someone asked me "it's beautiful, isn't it?" When I felt the first kick. They were shocked when I said "reminds me of the movie Aliens" and then proceeded to compare my child to a sexually transmitted parasite. Lol. I have a weird sense of humor
Shaven
I wish! Alas, I'm bound by love and marriage...
Load More Replies...imagine the husband have a twin brother as the husband came back with a pack of beer and popcorn
Nohra and I love creating art. Alloy Comics has been and always will be free online. We enjoy making readers happy and resonating with other people. Unfortunately, in this day and age, artists actually have to pay social media companies in order to be noticed, and I simply don't have the funds for that.
That's why I hope we will gain enough of a following one day to be approached by a publisher so we can reach a wider audience. Let's spread the joy around...pun intended!
Eggs
He's not even helping her cook??!! Who sits on his @$$ instead of helping his pregnant wife cook??! He'll be lucky HE has a penis and balls by the end of this!!!
@sshole
Or waiting until I've just gotten comfortable in bed to start training for his black belt.
Housewife
Housewives are cooks, maids, personal assistants and so much more even before you add in kids. The fantasy requires a lot of money to pay for the household staff you will require.
he is like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLqL_68JPec&ab_channel=SoundLibrary
Homophobic?
yes I can say from experience boys suck (as someone who is attracted to males)
I can say from experience people suck. Date fictional characters, they will never give you up, never let you down, never run and desert you...
Load More Replies...Real conversation with my mom and her male co-worker. Co-worker: "Boys are gross." My mom: "Why did you marry one then?" Co-worker: "Because girls are weird."
Boys are obvious when they get in trouble. Girls are subtle. You don't find out there even was trouble until they need you to fix it.
Drinking
Haha! That reminds me of the time I shaved every hair from my passed out drunk (now ex) boyfriend's body, even went as far as to trim his eye lashes. Boy looked like "powder" and was very itchy for the next few weeks. To be fair, he drew first blood when he cut my hair (which way so long, it was down to my knees) in my sleep. I would braid it up at night before bed and he had cut it at the very top of the braid. It took months for it to grow out enough to get an even cut. I cried like a baby because I had been growing it out for years!
Cyrus!
He has Spock ears! That's why!
Load More Replies...Acquired the CYRUS! CYRUS was put in your ITEMS stash. When used in battle, CYRUS restores 50% of your max WILL TO LIVE but cuts your remaining STAMINA in half.
Details
Cuff
I thought she was singing we don't talk about bruno it was our wedding day....
Food Baby
Thank you so much! He deserves half the credit sometimes. We are very lucky that our senses of humor are similar. Please follow us on FB or IG. We publish a new comic every week!
Load More Replies...Boobs
I where an H cup and my bras don’t even fit the back pain is reeaaal 😭
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Seriously its soothing. I was confused why patting a baby on its butt makes it to go to sleep, then my partner pat me And I almost drift off to sleep
Boy
oh no as a mom of 5 boys and 3 girls, you worry about all no matter what. I have one son that is trying to figure out his relationship with a long term girlfriend, worry. One Bi son who is still trying to figure out his sexuality....worry and kinda mad he keeps hurting people in his wake. one special needs son ...worry. One almost 18 son who still has no idea what he wants to do with his life long term...worry. One young son that isn't having any problems, that is worrysome in itself lol. 1 daughter that lives on her own in another state ....worry. Another that is about to move out with serious boyfriend....worry, mid teen girl....worry. Point is, it doesn't matter, you worry all the time.
Oh, my God, girl! Virtual hugs for you and kudos for taking on the burden of repopulating the earth! I'm one and done! I can't even imagine what you've gone through. My toddler had a public melt down in Kohl's and I was just about to bang my head on the wall! Mwah for you!
Load More Replies...Hey I'm the same way. I'm so happy that I have both boys and no girls because I was terrified of having to raise a girl, especially considering all the trauma I endured growing up. That's not to say boys can't experience the same, but I really am relieved. Besides, I'm not really girly enough for a girl.
love your art style! sometimes i wish i wasn't aromantic because of all the loving people, but sadly it's not my choice to make! give your son (if he is born) a boop on the nose for me!
Wow... U should meet my wife and our 2sons and daughter how she is? I know if your a young woman looking or talking to our youngest(whos 19)she will pounce on U like lioness
Dream
I know the feeling. I dreamed of my grandma's "Kartoffelkniester" two nights ago and am feeling kinda hungry since then.
It's a dish from old times. You take a backing sheet and put a thin layer of salt on it. Take middle sized potatoes, cut them lengthwise (do NOT peel) and put them, cut surface down) on the salt. Leave about 1 cm space between the potatoes. Put in oven at ~150°C (that would be around 300°F) and bake until cooked through (that can take an hour +- 20min) Use your last enegy to get the sticky f*ckers from the backing sheet and eat with cold butter.
Load More Replies...The most satisfying thing in the world, though, is when you dream you're eating something and it turns out you have it in the house when you wake up.
OMG. Joy, all the frames are consistently funny! Discovered your work kinda late by two years. Hope your comic strip succeeds.
Ring
Awww, that's so sweet edit: for the record, it made me think of you story, that's why I thought it was sweet. Also, I'm glad she didn't get all pissy about him forgetting it, sheesh.
Gender Reversal
Well, we do live in Texas. Boots are a necessity!
Load More Replies...Dinner
Alexa
My Granddaughter asked Alexa " When does Spring start " & Alexa said, " March (something) 2024 " Funny & scary.
Alexa has feelings…run before the robot apocalypse takes over
Am I Pretty
Evened
Busy
Pie
Darn, Those people actually used me in my working experience of 2 years?!?! ╰(‵□′)╯
Candy Crush
Renovation
Are they drawn that way in this one because Alex's mom hadn't rescued their hair salon yet?
I'll be honest: I had to look it up to understand your reference to Tabitha Takes Over. But now that I've done that, I gotta admit: the resemblance is uncanny!
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Football
Hahaha. I witnessed my father actually crying because the cowboys lost... Which makes me realize he probably cries a lot. Yet shows zero emotion in situations where he probably really should cry.
haha, my dad Crys from football too!!! I like his expression too! hehe
Married Finally!
Property
Fortune Cookie
Tumor
I've made the joke before that babies are sexually transmitted parasites.
Life is a disease spread by giving birth
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Complaint
But it's still YOUR SPACE. This violation of space means WAR!!!!!!!
Grooming
Whale
Date Night
My last name is Lin. I made the reservation under "Joy Lin" so the hostess called my husband Mrs. Lin... which he was not a fan of.
Load More Replies...Oh hush, they're a lovely couple with a caustic sense of humor and it's great.
Load More Replies...Stuck
No, I need him to open jars and reach high shelves!
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Kangaroo
Cushion
My kids moved differently in my belly. My daughter gave me swift kicks, karate chops, and full on cartwheels. My son danced.
...with your husband's activities during the discussion...you were a parent before the child was born.
Dense
Chunky
We gather here today, to remember our good friend and family member, Alex. Although he lies before us today, beaten like my meat, he is still the Alex we knew and loved. We hope he is in a better place now.
Hahaha, good eulogy! I feel like half of these comics could end with, "And that's why I killed my husband, Your Honor."
Load More Replies...if this is true, your relationship is extremely combative and adversarial. not a good thing.
Health Nazi
Sleep
Left side with legs elevated... Sounds like it would kill your knees.
I love your comics so much they brighten my day every time I see them
Thank you so much! You can see a new one every week on our FB and IG!
Load More Replies...Thank you! We publish a new one every week on FB and IG. :)
Load More Replies...You're so very welcome! We love making people laugh. 🤪
Load More Replies...Oh, wow, we're so honored that you'd say that about our little web comic. We really appreciate this!
Load More Replies...Love your style, might implement some features into my own art as I’m discovering my own. Wonderful storytelling keep up the good work and congrats on having such a wonderful life, hope the baby does great
Thank you for your well wishes. The artist is Nohra Johnson. You can find her on social media. If you enjoy our work, you can check Alloy Comics's FB or IG. We publish a new comic every week!
Load More Replies...I love your comics so much they brighten my day every time I see them
Thank you so much! You can see a new one every week on our FB and IG!
Load More Replies...Thank you! We publish a new one every week on FB and IG. :)
Load More Replies...You're so very welcome! We love making people laugh. 🤪
Load More Replies...Oh, wow, we're so honored that you'd say that about our little web comic. We really appreciate this!
Load More Replies...Love your style, might implement some features into my own art as I’m discovering my own. Wonderful storytelling keep up the good work and congrats on having such a wonderful life, hope the baby does great
Thank you for your well wishes. The artist is Nohra Johnson. You can find her on social media. If you enjoy our work, you can check Alloy Comics's FB or IG. We publish a new comic every week!
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