These Confusing ‘Science Facts’ Challenge Your Knowledge In A Hilarious Way

With any luck we'll go extinct before we can ruin the whole universe.

lol

More places we can trash. Yeah!

There's a Far Side comic where a spaceship with humans is coming in to land on another planet. Two aliens are watching, and one says, "Well, there goes the neighborhood."

…. Can’t we just make it as bad as possible right here?……

It's true, the mess of my life looks much better by candlelight.

turning the light on was the 2nd mistake I made today, just after I made the first mistake to get out of bed.

I mostly feel my way along my walls in relatively dim light, and otherwise negotiate my surroundings by memory, as a blind person would, I suppose. I certainly get fewer eyestrain headaches. ;-P

If I don’t flip the switch how will I know where too start?

Why am I feeling an affinity with number 9 ?

why is this so accurate in my opinion?

Have you ever heard of Eben Buyers? For way too long he drank way too much of radium water and eventually got lost of an anatomical structure called "mandible"...

Reminds of the Doctor Who 2 part episode "The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances". Also, 23-29 it looks like they are yawning.

21 looks like somebody trying to hold a poo which is coming out fast

Can confirm. I have successfully trained my cat to sit on my keyboard whenever she feels like it, which is usually when I'm trying to do some work.

I trained my cat to give kisses. If you say "can I have a kiss" she will touch her nose to your forehead. She's trained me to spoil her rotten and treat her like a princess so it all balances out. :)

I have trained my cats to wake me up at 4:35 am to be let out and then yell to be let back in 2 minutes later.

Mine are just naturally inclined to do so. Training was a breeze

I've trained my cat to headbut me awake at 2am because he wants strokes, I've also trained my other to jump all over now that I'm awake because it's not fair that he's getting strokes and I'm not, why is he getting strokes? I want strokes!

I prefer to spray my malevolent murder-minions to the four winds.

Always use tissues. That way the germs will pass straight through the tissue onto the hand behind, where they can be distributed all over your body, everybody else's body, and everybody else's food. (Moral, wash your hankie after every second blow).

I remember the cardboard "Hav-A-Hank" display that used to hang in the bar in my grandparents hometown. Snot rags for sale right next to the pickled egg jar. Another 1970's memory I thought was forgotten.

when it is full give it to a friend, sharing is caring.

And for quick result you can also collect other's germs

It starts ticking in your 30's.

Absolutely

Big Wheel Syndrome

Not just cockroaches. Also Deinococcus radiodurans.

Really, I do believe there is one species on Earth more resistant than roaches. Homosapiens. If the Universe wants to keep us around, pockets of humanity would survive. Humans have lived through meteor strikes, super-volcanos, ice ages, the melting of the mile high Ice Sheets and 2 world wars. We are harder to kill than roaches.

Headless Roach has a lot of explaining to do, if she ever comes back.

*gasp* The horror!

Not paying the admission fees?!! Those sneaky cockroaches.

#3. Every year.

"kill a geese". How many is a geese?

Oh, how their ennui matches mine, Papa. Oh, how their ennui matches mine.

...beebirds?

Omg these are awesome looool

Inject Bleach! MAGA! (Please don't inject yourself with bleach)

"social distancing" the politically correct term for misanthropy.

A dry ice filled water bucket works too.

Juicing makes the vegetables easier to pour down the drain.