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Warning! Your life will never be the same again after you’ve read these unbelievable facts. This Facebook page, Legendary Facts, is genuinely a chamber of wisdom and if until now you thought you’re a smartass – well, think again.
As the authors state, these fun facts are “hidden by the Government, the Illuminati, and China,” and they are truly the ones you must know of. Like the one explaining why vampires suck blood, or the one about the discovery of gravity and, that the old photo cameras could capture demonic possessions? Quite marvelous, isn't it?
Some of these cool facts will take your breath away, some of them will make you think, and the rest, probably, will encourage you to try them at home. However, before doing that, please, take a good laugh and reconsider, because this entertainment site just wants to make your day! From fake facts to funny, interesting facts, this compilation will surely enrich your knowledge.
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#1
Why Do Vampires Suck Blood
AcousticGString 9 years ago
"did you know if a giraffe drank coffee it would be cold by the time it got to its stomach? did you ever think about that? No, you only ever think of yourself" that's another one I've seen
Julie Atwood 9 years ago
How would a giraffe drink coffee, though? No hands, can't lift a cup? And it's just impolite to stick your face in a latte mug, no matter how tired you are. And they appear to be well mannered creatures, don't you think?
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over opinionated 9 years ago
They can do dialysis they can switch your gender they can make a guy pregnant. But they won't let me donate because I smoke pot... like a lot of people... I'm sure some person who also tokes would be pretty happy with mine too. And I'm O- they need me...
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Carla Easterling 9 years ago
Absolutely! Did you not KNOW that some people are allergic to SUNLIGHT? And I WILL NOT drink MILK.
Stephen O'Hanlon 8 years ago
Vitamin D is a fat soluble vitamin, so there really isn't very much in human blood. Nosferatu would be better off eating some organic mushrooms, to be honest.
Carol Stapleton 9 years ago
How odd is this? I just asked the same question on the previous site which I just visited and commented on; 'You ever think about that?'
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#2
Unicorns Are A Fact
Kjorn 9 years ago
seriously it could be true. people who travel far away didn't alway give a good description of what they saw
Dalila Sebastian 9 years ago
Their self esteem lowered as centuries passed by so they let theirselves go and tried to rename theirselves, therefore this is what they look like today xD
Dereth Tang 9 years ago
I saw that famous video of a rhino flinging his s**t... Gawd. That ain't no rainbow. T_T
#3
Legendary Fact
Apollo's Daughter 9 years ago
I think you mean, "I SEA what you did there"
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#4
The Mother Of Minions
Łukasz Wydra 9 years ago
Actually her shirt is orange. It looks yellow only in this one picture... But who cares... Phoebe is still their mother! :)
CluelessLlama13 9 years ago
It's really funny to me that you even know that and care to point it out. XD
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#5
Phone Facts
RJazz909 9 years ago
Anyone else hear the news about Samsung washing machines are also exploding? Makes you wonder what's next. Samsung exploding toilets?
Daria B 9 years ago
I only heard about ONE Samsung washing machine explode... I can't say I wouldn't be concerned, but I'm sure the newly to be made series will have that fixed up, they will most likely increase security checks after this terrible mistake that threatens their profit (and impacts world economy)
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#6
Cannibalism In Cartoons
RJazz909 9 years ago
Does anyone else wonder why Donald, Scrooge, Huey, Dewy, and Louie don't where pants, yet one of them is seen coming out of the shower they have a towel around their waste? No? Just me? Okay then...
Arge Katrin 9 years ago
They use the towel fir drying. Not to cover the bum. And no they are not cannibals. They eat turkey and gose. And chicken. Not ducks.
over opinionated 9 years ago
But the fact that a duck is eating any roast bird is pretty much cannibalism.
Julie Atwood 9 years ago
It's still poultry, but I hope that's a chicken or a turkey, for the sake of my childhood.
#7
Portrait Of A Father
Ashley Odom 8 years ago
1. That's really dark 2. I watched that when I was really young and didn't pay much attention to detail
#8
Telltale Hands
Łukasz Wydra 9 years ago
He may also be angry if she points it at somebody else. Just not angry at you.
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Miguel Rummel 9 years ago
It mean you are about to be penetrated with something long and hard
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Tamara Donahue 9 years ago
Not always true. She could be happy with a gun in her hand. For example, if her intended target is dead. That might make her pretry happy.
Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me? - Yes, it's a gun, and no, I'm not pleased to see you...
shitbigwhiteguy here 6 years ago
I think it's more of a sexiest joke which I love bc girls are usually not ones to use guns so when they have one they are mad not all girls are country ppl
#9
Bearded Men vs. Bearded Women
Long Joan Silver 9 years ago
This just reminded me of the cookout segment on Delirious. "Your wife is a Bigfoot isn't she Gus? She got a bigger moustache than his father" HAHAHA!
ashley ducote 9 years ago
It's because they hide the evidence in their beards! I knew it! Check it for undies!
#10
Discovering Gravity
#11
Cause Of Death
Notchimine Mette 9 years ago
Also, you forget to breathe when you see them...
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GlitterGlitch 9 years ago
Well I would die happy even if Hasselhoff came running slowly to rescue me
#12
Chocolate Medals
GlitterGlitch 9 years ago
A common fact about the Olympics gold medals is that it is not made of pure solid gold. According to CNN, Olympic gold medals are actually made of 494g of silver and 6g of gold. ... Hence, biting into a medal made purely of gold (a soft metal) will leave bite marks on its surface.
Load More Replies... Tom Davidson 9 years ago
It is a little known fact that excess female hormones cause a craving for chocolate.
#13
Panda Fact
Daria B 9 years ago
They ironically look sleepier without the dark circles actually....
Load More Replies... Catalina Ioan 9 years ago
Naw, the remorse of being killers is keeping them awake at night
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Dereth Tang 9 years ago
Hey! You can't asay that! Goodness, they really look Asian. O_o
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Red Eyes In Photos
DUMPLING fairy 2 years ago
I see.. isn't it because we burnt witches so they don't exist any more :((
Jana Fuentes 9 years ago
Anyone who ever watched Supernatural would have figured that one outl
#15
The Real Chosen One
Carla Easterling 9 years ago
No. His ego would have exploded what ever he was using for a head at the time;.
Daria B 9 years ago
The protagonist of the animated series of Pokémon. (video game based cartoon where you collect and train and study various "animals" around the world, winning battle tournaments and such....)
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#16
Sad Story
#17
Facebook Likes
#18
Mathematical Abilities
#19
Fight Club
Deva Rishi 9 years ago
Hey, @#&hole - you just broke the first two rules of Banana Fight Club! Tyler is gonna be *pissed*...
#20
Holes In Your Pants
Long Joan Silver 9 years ago
YAY! Now I have somewhere to put my rum when my hands are full with two glasses of double rums ;)
#21
Made In China
Ashley Liu 9 years ago
So, technically, any Chinese baby born outside of China wouldn't be Chinese...
#22
The Threatened Pope
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
You don't want to know. Nobody ever lived to tell.
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Superglue With Caution
Jose Baeyens 7 years ago
Good thing someone's been nice enough to change their clothes all this time
Kathy N Mike Chu 7 years ago
Is anyone else freaking out that this is #23 and it notes 23 years....
Janek Góra 7 years ago
other clothes.. hmm..... if they really were hanging like this and they can`t do anything with their arms..... :-I
Cassie 9 years ago
The one on the right is wearing the same outfit. Notice how the little dress used to go almost to her knees and now it looks more like a shirt than a dress. The one of the left is wearing the same outfit, too. Her jean shorts just look smaller because she got bigger and her shirt faded to a lighter shade due to sun bleaching. Somebody just came along and tied the bottom into a knot to make it look different.
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Scientific Discoveries
over opinionated 9 years ago
I literally read today “science" discovered that a woman suffers the pain of a heart attack when she's got her period... now I'm not buying it and I'm a woman...
DUMPLING fairy 2 years ago
acc to scientists pigs can fly and humans can crawl forever in 20 hours!!! omg soo true!!!!!! [source;trust me bro]
Pen Hautler 9 years ago
Except if you're Donald Trump and it global warming....the Chinese did it!
#25
Save The Trees
Ashley Odom 8 years ago
For those of you who say money doesn't grow on trees, think about where it came from.
#26
The Canals Of Venice
Tom Davidson 9 years ago
The first casualty of the Flooding of Venice was the only plumber in town.
Eglė Liubinaitė 9 years ago
I've just watched the Pokemon Movie - Pokemon Heroes and because the action was in Venice now, when I see Venice, I always remember it :D
#27
On The Left And On The Right
Marcos Zamarripa 8 years ago
Nothing is more important than eat, if you stop eating you die, but if she leaves you can eat double!
#28
Astronaut Fact
Eva Tóthová 9 years ago
and them they die of suffocating, because the "air" in these products is actually nitrogen
#29
Taylor Swift's Albums
Julie Atwood 9 years ago
Does it matter? He still had flaws aka song writing gold.
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Dog Fact
#31
Alien Contact
over opinionated 9 years ago
Isn't it usually because they invade and try killing us first...?
#32
Pokeball Insides
Neo Soemardjan 9 years ago
Yeah, now i wonder wy Ash's pikachu doesnt wanna go inside the pokeball
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April Luong 9 years ago
Out that circular window Ashe has to clean his bag and pockets sometimes
Load More Replies... Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
Oh damn... I want to live in a Pokeball. It looks like a private bubble of happiness. I want it !!!
Nelson Sandvig 5 years ago
the creator of pokemon actually stated that the inside of pokeballs look somewhat like this
#33
Inspired Generation
Master Markus 9 years ago
I hate this haircut so much. High ponytails with short hair is something you do for babies AND NOTHING ELSE.
Long Joan Silver 9 years ago
I know I'm going to get down voted for this but I'm going to say it anyway. I don't mind the man bun. Some men, it actually looks good on them. For some others, no.
Master Markus 9 years ago
I've seen some totally fine topknot-style hair, but I don't like the high bun. Though honestly I don't like it on WOMEN either. Also, not a fan of this particular shaved / not shaved head ratio.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
Do they know they look like garbage... literally. The only man bun allowable is on a sensei. Tell them they look stupid and see how fast you become sushi.
#34
Legendary Fact
Notchimine Mette 9 years ago
This looks very cool. Maybe they are crib notes for the guy that sits behind him?
Mistrz Varflock 9 years ago
If he makes some on the front side, would they be called rib notes?
Load More Replies... Ashley Odom 8 years ago
I'd rather draw a d**k. 😈 Don't you dare fall asleep around me. There's this kid who always falls asleep in my class and he's gonna eventually get it
Marcos Zamarripa 8 years ago
looks awesome, now it makes me think in a new tattoo, THANK YOU BOREDPANDA!!
#35
Official Beatboxer
Lilya 8 years ago
Suddenly, the pope's dab was interrupted by the beatboxer behind him.
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Sherry Siedenburg 9 years ago
Almost looks like he got a brief touch of the Pentecostal spirit going on... I'd love to know the true backstory of this photo. Lol
Carolin Sommer 9 years ago
looks like he let one go before noticing someone was standing right behind him, lol
#36
Do The Right Thing
#37
Oprah's Full Name
#38
Red Panda Fact
Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
and very lazy that's why this animal never gets to see others
#39
Nature Facts
Notchimine Mette 9 years ago
How did she know they will become presidents? Or did they become presidents because Mother Nature put them on the mountain?
#40
Left Hand vs. No Hands
Daria B 9 years ago
Depends.... What if they have a voice recognition technology to do their tests....
Minh Hồ 9 years ago
That would take ears. I meant yeah. No! Beer! Ducking phone.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
*woosh. That's the sound of the joke zooming over your head.
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Natural Superhero
Jose Baeyens 7 years ago
this is actually a white dog they stay painted black. White dogs are very difficult to keep clean. They just covered his eyes.
#42
Celebrity Support
Jim 9 years ago
yes and killing the kardashians would only support her fame.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
I hate when celebrities ware band shirts that they've never listened to. The turd from Stratford (Justin bieber) was wearing a metallica shirt... He's too girly for metallica.
Ian Langille 9 years ago
Just picture Kendall, Kylie, Kim, Kourtney and Khloe drunk group screaming the intro to Angel Of Death hahaha
Long Joan Silver 9 years ago
Regardless of if a person is pretty, ugly, smart or stupid, there should be no need to kill anyone.
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Usain Bolt Fact
Flora Polvado 9 years ago
At certain times, in some areas, you can literally walk faster than the traffic. Especially if your walker has wheels on it.
#44
Be Right Back
Bronwyn Stormes 9 years ago
Buddhists belief in reincarnation is an interesting thing. One story of the Buddha has a man asking him how many times he must be reincarnated before reaching nirvana. Buddha's reply was he would be reincarnated as many times as were leaves on the tree they were both under. The man was over joyed that it was so few. It was a beautiful story.
Marc Magnee 9 years ago
Even better if the tree was diciduous and it was winter. Peace. 😃🖖
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Kanishka Rajawansha 9 years ago
It's kind of a sum of the good and bad deeds continue to the next life. Not the entire soul thingy..
Sydney Andrews 9 years ago
I thought they only believe in coming back if you were bad if not then you don't.
Ivanka van der Reest 9 years ago
Buddhists believe in reincarnation. If you were a good person through life you will come back as a human again. But if you did seriously bad things you'll come back as an animal. A friend of mine is from Thailand. She's Buddhist. Also Buddhists pray to their ancestors since it's a religion that doesn't include gods. But they do not have tombstones. In order for a soul to be set free to move on cremation is of important value.
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#45
Future Predictions
Amatul 4 years ago
But this also true that many predictions of this cartoon never happened....some were true and some were not...and if you really want to know how then do a bit research about the person who started this cartoon you'll definitely be able to understand how is this even possible
Long Joan Silver 9 years ago
LOL at the sign "America you can be my ex wife". I don't know why I found that funny, I just did!
Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
i don't think so because they became wrong in the board of the second picture and said (America you be my ex wife)
#46
A Formal Event
Golden Rayquaza 9 years ago
so.. in zombie moves and games... why do i never see a zombie wear clothes like that... why... ;;~;
#47
Inspiring Dish Rack
#48
Best President Ever
Sherry Siedenburg 9 years ago
I'd most definitely vote Morgan Freeman into office. He's of the most level-headed, no nonsense, say it like it really is without offending everyone around him people out there.
Load More Replies... Notchimine Mette 9 years ago
Someone is really confused. This is Morgan Freeman. He is the best president America ever had because he is also God!
Darko Rigler 9 years ago
Don't give a negative if you don't get the movie reference. 😀
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Notchimine Mette 9 years ago
Now Nelson was an excellent president. I miss him...
Load More Replies... Mónica Elisabeth Sacco 9 years ago
God! He's God! Oh my God, 'ts God himself running for president!
#49
Legendary Fact
Notchimine Mette 9 years ago
But what happened to all the water that fell of the side - are we ever getting it back?
Catalina Ioan 9 years ago
It trickled down the backs of the four elephants, and then the turtle spewed it back. All good!
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Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
then why does people use boats on the past while the water leaks
#50
Breath-Holding Record
over opinionated 9 years ago
And how clear they were able to hear there voices. Amazing technology that.
#51
Rarest Potatoes
#52
How To Save Yourself From Drowning
Notchimine Mette 9 years ago
This is true, but unfortunately it takes a very long time to drink this much water.
Master Markus 9 years ago
The problem then becomes that you start dying by filling up with water!
Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
but then you will explode and you will die in much worse way than drowning
#53
Infinite Energy
over opinionated 9 years ago
Then you have endless unusable energy you can't harvest for other uses...
Kevin Galvin 9 years ago
Of course it's not 100% efficient so it isn't endless
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Faking A Mars Landing
Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
i think that astronaut is dying so the other astronaut wanna record the first recordable death
#55
DIY Crafts
Long Joan Silver 9 years ago
I'm laughing so hard at this because it's cruel, but hilarious! Sorry kiddies!
DUMPLING fairy 2 years ago
I think I got some DIY hacks for my future kids.....for Halloween ofc
over opinionated 9 years ago
Oh my god I'm doing this to freak out my husband. Comes into kitchen to see what is glowing and... aaaah
#56
Pooh The Fashionista
Daria B 9 years ago
That was actually fashion briefly back in the late 2000's, when Lady Gaga was huge. So many women walking botomless on the streets... Oh wait, those were hot pants covered by long-ish shirts to look like they got no bottoms.....
Load More Replies... Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
np his next inspiration is gonna be honey then it will be pants free
#57
Batman's Identity
Septia Yudhi Nugraha 9 years ago
But Batman always comes out at night. In the broad daylight, Bruce rides a Lamborghini.
#58
Sleeping Forever
Nuclear Joe 9 years ago
Actually, you will just pass out and your brain will make you breath again.
Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
i think you will die in heaven and in real life and you will sleep in a dark place forever
over opinionated 9 years ago
Tried to threaten mom with the old I'll hold my breath til I'm dead if you don't give me my way... she just let me... you would just pass out...
#59
Life In Heaven
Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
or in death line where you line up to check if you go to heaven or to hell
#60
Moon Landing Hoax
Popescu Adina 9 years ago
This was explained before, on top of the suit he also had some heavy boots that go over the suit... that are also at that museum. The heavy boots match the marks. main-qimg-...66cc8a.jpg 
Myron Thiang 7 years ago
This is because those aren't hos footprints, those are the soles of his shoes! The moondust was too sticky and pulled his soles off
Maureen Blanchard 7 years ago
foot print was buzz aldrin's, not neil armstrong and he wore 'over boots'
#61
Legendary Fact
Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
why does the ball have little sign and transparent striped
over opinionated 9 years ago
XD I had a birthday card where the dog on the front got into the garbage and ate gum and darted (with sound) a bubble reading happy birthday. Best card I got as a kid.
#62
Legendary Fact
Lilya 8 years ago
The steph curry/James harden dance IMG_1998-5...f0d2db.jpg 
Sherry Siedenburg 9 years ago
Fide who wrote this caption... race has nothing to do with it. All people do weird c**p like this when they het excited. Please stop and think before you interject someone's race
Sherry Siedenburg 9 years ago
Please stop and think before you interject some one's race into a headline, punchline, or comment.
Load More Replies... over opinionated 9 years ago
Next time I get really excited I'm going to do this.. see if it can be a white person thing too
#63
Legendary Fact
Mónica Elisabeth Sacco 9 years ago
Naaaah.... The nanochip's in your ear! (Otherwise, sbdy could hear or spy you peeing... or else!)
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#64
Legendary Fact
Cristina Dumitrescu 9 years ago
They surely do, just not the way you wanted them to.
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Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
but then u will get very hot in your eyed an instead get blind
over opinionated 9 years ago
That's true just not the colored part and no more seeing... at least for a while
Lauren Mitchell 9 years ago
Like another commenter said..."you know people are going to try this right?"
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
I wonder how many people are going to try that... POST PICTURES AND VIDEOS, THANKS!
#65
Legendary Fact
#66
Legendary Fact
#67
Legendary Fact
Unfortunate beauty👁 5 years ago
Hopefully they find a better "show" to watch than the Kardashian's......
Dawn Frank 9 years ago
I honestly think this all the time!!! What if your life was a tv show for aliens or something like that?!?!
#68
Legendary Fact
#69
Legendary Fact
Long Joan Silver 9 years ago
Now, that explain everything! Or perhaps, he was running away from his responsibilities?
#70
Legendary Fact
Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
the earth can time travel as it goes so fast around the sun
#71
Legendary Fact
Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
i think all dino died bcs the sun was angry because they were an invasive species
#72
Legendary Fact
Liana Swarz-Burt 9 years ago
It makes you light as air if you stand on it.
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#73
Legendary Fact
#74
Legendary Fact
#75
Legendary Fact
#76
Legendary Fact
Oscar Khương 9 years ago
Wrong. 18 days of running (max speed 44.75 km/h) without rest takes him to nearly a half of the earth. The earth circumference is 40,075 km
#77
Legendary Fact
over opinionated 9 years ago
I was recently asked by a kid if my dreams were blurry cause I wear glasses but don't when I sleep... I needed to have another dream before I knew. I just never thought about it
#78
Legendary Fact
Ivanka van der Reest 9 years ago
Don't worry, Asian people also think that all western people look the same. I have a friend who's Chinese but born in the Netherlands. Her grandma who lives in China always says how European people all look the same. And also she says this about Americans. Where you are raised you are so used of the faces around you that you are able to see the facial differences of the people from your own culture. But if you don't see people from another culture every day in real life from up close than you cannot tell them apart. It's not racist. It's how the human brain functions for everyone on this planet. Scientifically explainable.
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Ivanka van der Reest 9 years ago
Funny. Because according to Chinese people who are born and raised in China all western people look the same. They would make the same joke about Americans. :)
Lauren Mitchell 9 years ago
This is implying that someone in China, dating a Chinese woman, cannot distinguish between her and other Chinese women though.
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Brian Knapp 9 years ago
Well, to be honest, there are less variances between Chinese people then Caucasian.
Tom Davidson 9 years ago
'I shouldn't know you again if we did meet,' Humpty Dumpty replied in a discontented tone, giving her one of his fingers to shake: 'you're so exactly like other people.' 'The face is what one goes by, generally,' Alice remarked in a thoughtful tone. 'That's just what I complain of,' said Humpty Dumpty. 'Your face is the same as everybody has — the two eyes, so —' (marking their places in the air with his thumb) 'nose in the middle, mouth under. It's always the same. Now if you had the two eyes on the same side of the nose, for instance — or the mouth at the top — that would be some help.'
#79
Legendary Fact
#80
Legendary Fact
Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
then my 300$ phone can take me all around Indonesia since I live there
over opinionated 9 years ago
Cheap price my father came back from there for $1200 per person... everything in Canada is way too expensive.
#81
Legendary Fact
#82
Legendary Fact
#83
Legendary Fact
#84
Legendary Fact
Ma Tek 9 years ago
but, but, it is true. Soap and nutella are mostly fat.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
And gum is practically the same ingredients as tyres processed cheese almost the same as plastic. That's why I try to avoid unnatural food.
#85
Legendary Fact
Mahima Tiwari 5 years ago
I'm indian and I don't really accept that..please remove it or you'll get sued
#86
Legendary Fact
#87
Legendary Fact
Jörn Selle 9 years ago
It's like I said with the tobasco. Pick a colour already. Can't wait to get to the dog martin post
#88
Legendary Fact
#89
Legendary Fact
#90
Legendary Fact
#91
Legendary Fact
#92
Legendary Fact
Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
isn't he immortal like super man (and he is a fiction charactor
over opinionated 9 years ago
And here I thought smoking weed made you tired another mystery solved thanks gang
Katie Jamberri Nails 7 years ago
Scooby is supposed to be based on great danes, although he doesn't look too much like them.
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Legendary Fact
Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
ariana grande,you are the best in sharing and positive attitude
#94
Legendary Fact
#95
Legendary Fact
Jörn Selle 9 years ago
This is from that man gets kicked in the nuts because of a salmon karate video
#96
Legendary Fact
Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
then people must urine to people to get red color eyes wkk
over opinionated 9 years ago
That's why you don't swim in public toilets. Swimming pools toilets same thing.. eww
#97
Legendary Fact
#98
Legendary Fact
Mónica Elisabeth Sacco 9 years ago
Old faithful Nokia, human kind will return to you after all these years of treacherous smartphones, iphones and assholephones!
#99
Legendary Fact
Golden Rayquaza 9 years ago
Did you just assume its country!? bastard! (im sorry x3 )
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#100
Legendary Fact
Kristine Ellis 9 years ago
Yep, she had it surgically "enhanced". Actual photo
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#101
Legendary Fact
Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
but it means we eat live fish instead of grilled fish and it means we are more dumb that ancient monkeys
Golden Rayquaza 9 years ago
so i can be vegan for the animals case and eat fish? :3 (im not any type of veg btw)
#102
Legendary Fact
Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
then how is the elephant happy if he is gonna fall 1000 feet bellow
#103
Legendary Fact
Lauren Mitchell 9 years ago
Up until now I only thought it was a way of smoking cannabis wax...
Load More Replies... Unfortunate beauty👁 5 years ago
This is actually a good idea even though it's out of style right now it's not like I got any social life anyway.....
#104
Legendary Fact
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
That wouldn't be that surprising. Pokemon Go players aren't the smartest people on the planet...
Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
then maybe pokemon go is a crime game to make people break into homes
#105
Legendary Fact
Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
he is just telling there is traffic if they hit the bodies like heart liver kidney blood etc
#106
Legendary Fact
Sean Calvin Hui 1739017 4 years ago
it actually represent how many times they practised playing soccer in millions
#107
Legendary Fact
over opinionated 9 years ago
This shouldn't be funny... I love cats... but my twisted mind can't help it.
#108
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Jason H. 9 years ago
Lmao me too! I'm at work but outside on a smoke break luckily! I thought it was going to say " your legs will fall asleep" but when I read the "tickle your a**s" I lol'd!
Load More Replies... Unfortunate beauty👁 5 years ago
Ok Pennywise lives in the sewers right...... What are your toilets connected to????
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Octavio Díaz 9 years ago
That's true... I didn't get a girlfriend by the time I was 19 and now I'm gay with a bear boyfriend...
Katie Jamberri Nails 7 years ago
Who doesn't love interspecies relationships?
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Mélodie Alain 9 years ago
If you are atheist, you dont believe in Santan as well as God... So those cats are Satanists.
Kevin Galvin 9 years ago
Santan might punish you for all eternity but at least he hands out presents
Load More Replies... human compatriot 4 years ago
“There are no cats mentioned in the Bible, So as far as I know they ain't been saved. What we need is a feline revival. To get them little kitties to behave.“
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Unfortunate beauty👁 5 years ago
My ex's favorite band was queen and now I have "somebody to love" stuck in my head so yeah.....but lol none the less.
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Amaranthim Talon 9 years ago
Well considering that is garlic it is definitely a very adaptive fruit..
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Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
I wouldn't be surprised that people actually buy it.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
I know they're concentrating Hawaii air and selling it claiming you can smell the island freshness. There probably bagging the air so you can sniff the cherry blossoms later that are blooming behind them
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over opinionated 9 years ago
Have you been hit in the face with nachos the cheese really burns.
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Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
This dog doesn't look very dangerous. I would spend 75% of the meeting petting it. The world would be doomed.
Daniel Popejoy 9 years ago
I would pet the doggo but I don't know how to pet in russian
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Fini Hawke 9 years ago
alhabibi means lover. Kuala Lumpur is a state in Malaysia (a country near Thailand & Singapore)
Marco Andreas 9 years ago
It's called satire. You should try it, it's fun!
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over opinionated 9 years ago
They can give you skin cancer. Just don't do it... it looks really bad
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Ivanka van der Reest 9 years ago
This one is so funny but the person who made this up never used weed and that's for certain. You don't get "high" from weed you get stoned. Stoned has more neurological effects than physical. The neurological effects are the same as Ritalin. But Ritalin has much more physical negative side effects than weed. I can know. I used Ritalin from 10 until 23 years old (half my life) and I recently tried weed a short time ago. I concluded that the effect on my brain was the exact same thing so I have already been stoned half my life!
Kevin Galvin 9 years ago
You clearly don't know what you are talking about.
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Virus_3000 9 years ago
Captain here: Porn... you delete your history in the browser because of porn. The lady is Mia Khalifa if I am not mistaken. *flies away*
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Glynis Lailann 9 years ago
The above is a load of rubbish, but the saddest part is that there are a lot of people who will believe all of it.
Carol Schulz LaDeaux 9 years ago
No, there really aren't. I think there are more people out there who fall for the "Common sense isn't common" garbage peddled by the media to keep us all feeling superior to others than there are those who are *actually* naive.
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Mary Kavanagh 9 years ago
Fat unicorns! Brilliant! I'll never look at a rhino without thinking about that!
Glynis Lailann 9 years ago
The above is a load of rubbish, but the saddest part is that there are a lot of people who will believe all of it.
Carol Schulz LaDeaux 9 years ago
No, there really aren't. I think there are more people out there who fall for the "Common sense isn't common" garbage peddled by the media to keep us all feeling superior to others than there are those who are *actually* naive.
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Every Bored Panda user's points total puts them in the top 1% overall. ;)
Mary Kavanagh 9 years ago
Fat unicorns! Brilliant! I'll never look at a rhino without thinking about that!
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