In life (or on the internet), you're always just a few steps (or clicks) away from something sinister. But some people are clueless to all the twisted and obscene things even after they pop up right in front of their eyes. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest examples of innocent minds really not getting what they're looking at and it will make you feel rotten.

From a girl thinking nail marks on her BF's back belong to a random attacker to someone mistaking a vagina costume with a slice of bacon, these guilt-free souls are about to realize reality is not all sunshine and rainbows. Some of these statements may have been crafted to look so damn innocent on purpose, while others seem genuine, but all of them highlight that the internet is not the right place for the rose-colored. Scroll down to check out these funny misunderstandings and feel free to upvote your favorites.

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slothmaggedon Report

Zori the degu
Community Member
2 years ago

A prove that trolling can be done unintentionally!

Rebekah
Community Member
2 years ago

And now I have just learned something...

Magpie
Community Member
2 years ago

Me too.

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Becca
Community Member
2 years ago

MY lemons

Ingrid Tsai
Community Member
2 years ago

I didn't know that lemons mean.... you know.... sex scenes

Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
2 years ago

It was a great troll tho!

DopethronePunkUK
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah asking a 13yr old to come up with sex scenes is not that cool and kind of creepy and fucked up.

Kira Thesloth
Community Member
2 years ago

They may have had no idea of the writer's age.

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Samantha Wurm
Community Member
2 years ago

I wasn't aware that lemons meant "that" 37 years old and I'm still naive however lol

Red Ruffensor
Community Member
2 years ago

I didn't know that's called a lemon. So that's why it's called lemonparty dot org. If you know what's good for you, you won't go there. I really mean it; you have been warned.

Magpie
Community Member
2 years ago

Thank you , I won't.

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Mama Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

Learned something new every day!

Benj
Community Member
2 years ago

Who even knows this term though? i feel like this is popular only with the kids...

Huong Linh Vu
Community Member
2 years ago

if you read a lot of fanfiction, you will know these kinds of terms.

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Viola Olajos
Community Member
2 years ago

love this :D

Camil Gagnon
Community Member
2 years ago

That'll teach fans to use weird slang.

Maria Tag
Community Member
2 years ago

Hilarious!

Silent Skeleton
Community Member
2 years ago

haha there were indeed lemons though XD

Krysta Pandoo
Community Member
2 years ago

I love how you handled the commenter 's suggestion for your stories.

AutumnNies
Community Member
2 years ago

LMFAOOOOO XD when life gives u lemons, make lemonade

Phil Boswell
Community Member
2 years ago

Genius <3

Kenneth Donnelly
Community Member
2 years ago

.......that's fucking brilliant.....

Terri Huntley
Community Member
2 years ago

wait lemons are sex scenes? in england lemon is slang for lesbian.....

Kira Thesloth
Community Member
2 years ago

Really?

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Stormy248
Community Member
2 months ago

I thought lemons were just fruit though.

Aubrie Humphreys
Community Member
2 years ago

idiots just idiots

Filip Nikolic
Community Member
2 years ago

And now i know what lemons mean...and im 22

Maja Lange
Community Member
2 years ago

I didn't know either.

James Darling
Community Member
2 years ago

Does this person not know how to punctuate or format a paragraph?

Daniel Law
Community Member
2 years ago

This is BS. Ain't no such practice.

Daniel Law
Community Member
2 years ago

That's BS. Don't know what repressed place this request came from, but ain't no such thing.

Echo
Community Member
2 years ago

No clue what you were trying to say here. The term lemon does mean what the post says. It is typically how a fanfic author warns(or entices) their audience so they can choose if they want to read that portion of the story.

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Community Member
2 years ago

hm im like 14

lazy panda
Community Member
2 years ago

Do you want a cookie or something?

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Pobin Rice
Community Member
2 years ago

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Yeah.... looks like we also need to tell you what trolling is...... you literate little gayer

Magpie
Community Member
2 years ago

Not sure if you mean " gayer " as an insult ? if you do ? that is soooo 1950s of you.

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#2

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fasterfood Report

Bway_Gonnabe11
Community Member
2 years ago

YES

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#3

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setheverman Report

Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

Knowing Tumblr, the girl probably did this on purpouse. Some rando on the internet is asking invasive questions, so she gave a funny answer.

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#4

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lesbianvenom Report

Jane Rose
Community Member
2 years ago

"oh my sweet summer child" so pure

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#5

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itsnotjustpms Report

Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
2 years ago

i know how alarming it is to look down and see blood but it could be worse i could look down and see no blood i'm not ready for kids

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#6

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siriuslyscrewedup Report

Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
2 years ago

that is disturbing...who feeds hamsters bananas

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#7

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princesstiana Report

Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't think that's innocence, this looks more like wit.

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#8

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idkhumor Report

Becca
Community Member
2 years ago

😬 ohh no

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#9

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highjinkx Report

Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
2 years ago

i adore this stay innocent dear one

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#10

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evaxxoxoxo-blog-blog Report

Community Member
2 years ago

Now i can't look at bacon seriously again...

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#11

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jackvaldeezy Report

Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
2 years ago

oh dear god someone educate this child

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#12

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bombing Report

Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
2 years ago

what is it seriously someone please tell me i have said "i want a cream pie" so many times because i i thought it was a cream puff in pie form. isn't it??

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#13

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glitteratty Report

Pastel Ghostie
Community Member
2 years ago

* inhale * * exhale * oh my god

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#14

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lanadelcunt Report

Jessica Stohr
Community Member
2 years ago

Omg no one told her?! *facepalm*

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#15

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risingmoonflower Report

Zori the degu
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, you've gotta admit that person has a point.

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#16

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baku Report

Ok Ha-Neul
Community Member
2 years ago

lol the recognition later on

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#17

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47scorpios Report

Zaza Pheuteu
Community Member
2 years ago

Kinda sad actually. I feel sorry for the obviously clueless gf

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#18

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heart Report

Pamela
Community Member
2 years ago

I hate thst the world ruined the word "daddy"

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#19

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jturn Report

Katie Axon
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't get it?

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#20

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hatsuneniko Report

Wanda Queen
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm not the only one who spent a good 2 minutes scrolling back and forth between the description and the photo of this guys ass, to see what he's into....right?.......RIGHT??

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#21

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, why don't you tell them?

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#22

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taylorwearsred Report

Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
2 years ago

NOT naive...smart ass.

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#23

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lordfeanor Report

makki
Community Member
2 years ago

Ahahaha!!

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#24

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fartswithdignity Report

mellenheadgirl head
Community Member
2 years ago

yes. A cashew

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#25

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lubricates Report

Zori the degu
Community Member
2 years ago

I do hope they meant it only as a dark joke...

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#26

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your-moon-and-stars Report

Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

This one also looks like the person is trolling the anon who's asking inasive questions.

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#27

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Kat Angus Report

KK
Community Member
2 years ago

what

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