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In life (or on the internet), you're always just a few steps (or clicks) away from something sinister. But some people are clueless to all the twisted and obscene things even after they pop up right in front of their eyes. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest examples of innocent minds really not getting what they're looking at and it will make you feel rotten.
From a girl thinking nail marks on her BF's back belong to a random attacker to someone mistaking a vagina costume with a slice of bacon, these guilt-free souls are about to realize reality is not all sunshine and rainbows. Some of these statements may have been crafted to look so damn innocent on purpose, while others seem genuine, but all of them highlight that the internet is not the right place for the rose-colored. Scroll down to check out these funny misunderstandings and feel free to upvote your favorites.
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Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago
i know how alarming it is to look down and see blood but it could be worse i could look down and see no blood i'm not ready for kids
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Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago
what is it seriously someone please tell me i have said "i want a cream pie" so many times because i i thought it was a cream puff in pie form. isn't it??
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Wanda Queen 8 years ago
I'm not the only one who spent a good 2 minutes scrolling back and forth between the description and the photo of this guys a*s, to see what he's into....right?.......RIGHT??
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Cassie 8 years ago
My teenage daughter says adorably innocent things and I love it so much. I just don't understand how she can grow up with a couple of gutter-brained parents and three brothers and still be so naive. Stay innocent, baby girl. ^_^
Wanda Queen 8 years ago
Ah yes. Reminds me of the time I said "Netflix and chill" in the car, while my teen daughter was in the back with about 3 friends, and they had to explain to me that it does not, in fact, mean relax with a good Netflix movie. #OldLadyWalking
Marci Seamples 8 years ago
If it makes you feel any better I just had to look it up after reading your comment #oldladynoclue
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Sandra Morley 8 years ago
my daughter saw the pic of the vagina costume and the butt plug tail.. and I abou tdied laughing at her comments to them. Vagina costume: look mom! its a hot dog.. Me: oh hunny.. no... Her: but I see the ketchup and bun... Butt plug tail: a fuzzy door handle? Me:... not even close oh innocent one.
Cassie 8 years ago
My teenage daughter says adorably innocent things and I love it so much. I just don't understand how she can grow up with a couple of gutter-brained parents and three brothers and still be so naive. Stay innocent, baby girl. ^_^
Wanda Queen 8 years ago
Ah yes. Reminds me of the time I said "Netflix and chill" in the car, while my teen daughter was in the back with about 3 friends, and they had to explain to me that it does not, in fact, mean relax with a good Netflix movie. #OldLadyWalking
Marci Seamples 8 years ago
If it makes you feel any better I just had to look it up after reading your comment #oldladynoclue
Load More Replies... Sandra Morley 8 years ago
my daughter saw the pic of the vagina costume and the butt plug tail.. and I abou tdied laughing at her comments to them. Vagina costume: look mom! its a hot dog.. Me: oh hunny.. no... Her: but I see the ketchup and bun... Butt plug tail: a fuzzy door handle? Me:... not even close oh innocent one.
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