Everything in moderation. That's how the old saying goes. But as you can see from this hilarious list of drunk compiled by Bored Panda, some people just don't know when enough is enough. From mistaking bars of soap for fudge and driving cars into pools, to making random purchases online (like Jeff Goldblum showers curtains for example) and waking up with a toaster full of pasta, the people below might not have remembered the crazy stuff they got up to, but they probably remembered the hangover! Don't forget to vote for the funniest picture, and remember to drink responsibly!

#1 Good Ride Home

Good Ride Home

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Abhisek Chakraborty 1 year ago

I like this man. In spite of being this drunk, he remembered to text that he does not need the lift anymore

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#2 Note For Drunk Self

Note For Drunk Self

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Lillian Chesak 1 year ago

Haha this should be top of the list

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#3 Coming Back Home To Find Your Drunk Friend

Coming Back Home To Find Your Drunk Friend

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Abhisek Chakraborty 1 year ago

Thats not drunk. thats "almost" possessed. Imagine coming back home to this without the lights on

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#4 Got A Bit Drunk And Decided To Recreate The Stingray Pic With My Girlfriends

Got A Bit Drunk And Decided To Recreate The Stingray Pic With My Girlfriends

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ADHORTATOR 1 year ago

That is sooo great! :-)

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#5 After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

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Ella Hobasaurs 1 year ago

THEY ARE AUSSIES 😱😍

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#6 So My Roommate Came Back Drunk Last Night And Doesn't Remember Designing An Entire Airplane

So My Roommate Came Back Drunk Last Night And Doesn't Remember Designing An Entire Airplane

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just a thought ! 1 year ago

Omg ! That looks really good ... I'm impressed by those lines , they're good for a drunk person

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#7 Good Luck With That

Good Luck With That

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Hans 1 year ago

Did you wake at 20 / 2 + 0.5?

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#8 Gf Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat... She's Fitting In

Gf Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat... She's Fitting In

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Lauralyn Smith 1 year ago

That's the opposite of a problem.

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#9 Have You Ever Been So Drunk You Mistook A Chocolate Bar For Your Phone?

Have You Ever Been So Drunk You Mistook A Chocolate Bar For Your Phone?

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Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

Can we call it Energized Bar now?

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#10 Drunk Me Made A Drum Kit Out Of Cocktail Stirrers Last Night

Drunk Me Made A Drum Kit Out Of Cocktail Stirrers Last Night

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Krumps 1 year ago

It's amazing what what you can do when your drunk

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#11 Drunk Friends Did This

Drunk Friends Did This

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Beaver-Moose 1 year ago

i LITERALLY read every single word. And yes, they are all real words

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#12 Best Taxi Driver Award Goes To This Man

Best Taxi Driver Award Goes To This Man

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

that is so creepy at least he didn't leave you out on the street but if i woke up in a stranger's house i would be freaked out

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#13 Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

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Ella Hobasaurs 1 year ago

When that person just doesn't answer, so you answer yourself, lol sadly my life

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#14 My Mom And Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath

My Mom And Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath

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just a thought ! 1 year ago

This cat has been through shit

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#15 Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

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RaroaRaroa 1 year ago

Good man. I hope you gave him a tip.

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#16 "Drunk Me Is Such A Douche"

"Drunk Me Is Such A Douche"

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WhiteFox 1 year ago

bruh.

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#17 Drunk Mother

Drunk Mother

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Steve Bowman 1 year ago

Better than buying an ostrich.

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#18 Drunk Amazon Purchase

Drunk Amazon Purchase

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Mimis Nachbarin 1 year ago

Woohooooo.

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#19 Drunk Purchase

Drunk Purchase

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Lachlan Trainz 1 year ago

Why would you buy an emu

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#20 You Know You're Drunk When

You Know You're Drunk When

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jamie1707 1 year ago

my god! I did that once. I was so plastered that I thought the stairs were moving. At least I didn't vomit.

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#21 I Just Painted My Favourite Meme, I'm Drunk And Haven't Painted Since I Was 12

I Just Painted My Favourite Meme, I'm Drunk And Haven't Painted Since I Was 12

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Krumps 1 year ago

How is this possible

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#22 Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat. I Guess This Is My Life Now. Meet Spaghetti

Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat. I Guess This Is My Life Now. Meet Spaghetti

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Eliza Allouette 1 year ago

Don't be upsetti, pet the spaghetti

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#23 Not Pictured: My Drunk Wife Loudly Singing The Jurassic Park Theme

Not Pictured: My Drunk Wife Loudly Singing The Jurassic Park Theme

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JillVille Child Care 1 year ago

At least the dog isn't too worried looking, seems quite happy with his transformation!

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#24 Came Back Home Really Drunk Last Night, This Morning I Went To Make Breakfast And Then This Happened

Came Back Home Really Drunk Last Night, This Morning I Went To Make Breakfast And Then This Happened

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Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

So people get cold feet, you got cold shoes.

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#25 Random Drunk Guy Urinated On My Porch And Tried Entering The House At 4am A Couple Weeks Ago... Got This In The Mail Today

Random Drunk Guy Urinated On My Porch And Tried Entering The House At 4am A Couple Weeks Ago... Got This In The Mail Today

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Mimis Nachbarin 1 year ago

Now that's nice!

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#26 My Friends And I Got Drunk One Night In A Small Country Town. Woke Up The Next Morning With This Picture On My Phone

My Friends And I Got Drunk One Night In A Small Country Town. Woke Up The Next Morning With This Picture On My Phone

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Zenozenobee 1 year ago

Few years ago, in France (Bordeaux I think), a bunch of drunk guys stole a lama from a circus and wandered in the town taking pic and using streetcar. Seems that lama are good companion for drunk people

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#27 Bagel Seeds

Bagel Seeds

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David Ross 1 year ago

I lov.e it! Think of how you could mess with airbnb clients all over the house..

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#28 Had A Party And A Random Drunk Guy Slept On Our Couch. He Left Us This Note

Had A Party And A Random Drunk Guy Slept On Our Couch. He Left Us This Note

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Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

Loving that content looking cloud on the top right corner

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#29 My Friend And I Were Drunk Photoshopping Last Night. Forgot We Made This

My Friend And I Were Drunk Photoshopping Last Night. Forgot We Made This

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Laura Ferretti 1 year ago

Jesus Christ

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#30 My Friends Got Drunk, 3d Scanned And Printed

My Friends Got Drunk, 3d Scanned And Printed

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Shelley Jennings 1 year ago

That's awesome

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#31 Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

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Steve Bowman 1 year ago

Hello My Baby

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#32 My Mum Got Drunk For The First Time In 10 Years Today

My Mum Got Drunk For The First Time In 10 Years Today

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Andrew Gibb 1 year ago

I think Spiderman's job is safe

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#33 Got Blackout Drunk Last Night... My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened

Got Blackout Drunk Last Night... My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened

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Zenozenobee 1 year ago

Bon appetit to everyone!

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#34 We Enlarged A Photo Of A Drunk Friend. He's Not As Happy As Us

We Enlarged A Photo Of A Drunk Friend. He's Not As Happy As Us

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Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

I like how you have used your Friend's not so amused face for size reference.

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#35 I Found A Drunk Guy That I Tried To Help

I Found A Drunk Guy That I Tried To Help

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JustABobcat 1 year ago

Way cool!

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#36 So I Might've Got A Little Drunk And Made My Cat A Fort

So I Might've Got A Little Drunk And Made My Cat A Fort

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Shelley Jennings 1 year ago

Thays awesome. Gonna do the same but sober 😂

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#37 Ordered A Pizza While Drunk Because Breakup. They Sent Me This

Ordered A Pizza While Drunk Because Breakup. They Sent Me This

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Mikleo 1 year ago

The ice cream will be as cold as your ex's heart.

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#38 Had A House Party Last Night, Still Can't Find The Key To My Mums Shoe

Had A House Party Last Night, Still Can't Find The Key To My Mums Shoe

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Beaver-Moose 1 year ago

I call this piece of my modern art collection, 'Light Feet'

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#39 Went Out Drinking With My Daughter Tonight. Pleased To Report I Was Able To Show Her How Adults Have A Sensible, Restrained Evening Without Going Over The Top

Went Out Drinking With My Daughter Tonight. Pleased To Report I Was Able To Show Her How Adults Have A Sensible, Restrained Evening Without Going Over The Top

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#40 My Buddy Dropped His Burrito After A Long Night Of Drinking. This Is What Defeat Looks Like

My Buddy Dropped His Burrito After A Long Night Of Drinking. This Is What Defeat Looks Like

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JillVille Child Care 1 year ago

Aww, I can feel his pain :( Poor hungry drunk man. So sad!

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#41 Boyfriend Was Drunk Last Night. I Woke Up To This

Boyfriend Was Drunk Last Night. I Woke Up To This

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Beaver-Moose 1 year ago

just gotta charge the house really quick...

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#42 This Drunk Woman Dropped Her Phone. She Picked Up Her Sandal Instead And Used Her Phone As The Sandal

This Drunk Woman Dropped Her Phone. She Picked Up Her Sandal Instead And Used Her Phone As The Sandal

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Hans 1 year ago

If it is comfortable...

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#43 Mom Is Happy

Mom Is Happy

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Gabi Horvath 1 year ago

Uhhhh.... :/

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#44 Girlfriend Got Drunk Last Night And The Dog Was Equally Concerned And Unimpressed

Girlfriend Got Drunk Last Night And The Dog Was Equally Concerned And Unimpressed

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JillVille Child Care 1 year ago

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MUM????

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#45 After A Night Of Drinking My Friends Dropped Me Off At My Place

After A Night Of Drinking My Friends Dropped Me Off At My Place

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David Ross 1 year ago

Was making sure he was not being followed?

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#46 Ever Been So Drunk, You Left Your Leg Outside The Pub?

Ever Been So Drunk, You Left Your Leg Outside The Pub?

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David Ross 1 year ago

Did not get a leg up either.

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#47 We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

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Ged Maybury 1 year ago

Alcohol well spent.

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#48 I Wake Up At 2am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

I Wake Up At 2am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

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Mimis Nachbarin 1 year ago

Could have been worse.

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#49 So, My Friend Drank Too Much, And Passed Out On The Table

So, My Friend Drank Too Much, And Passed Out On The Table

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JillVille Child Care 1 year ago

I love this cat. Has claimed human mountain as it's own.

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#50 Next President Of The United States Of America

Next President Of The United States Of America

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David Ross 1 year ago

Considering the choices we get nowadays, I say YES!

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#51 My Drunk Roommate Was "Saving It For Later"

My Drunk Roommate Was "Saving It For Later"

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Beaver-Moose 1 year ago

Am i the only one that doesn't care about the pizza but is thinking THAT BIKE IS FREAKIN AWESOME!

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#52 Got Blackout Drunk And Woke Up To This

Got Blackout Drunk And Woke Up To This

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Krumps 1 year ago

That's actually pretty smart

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#53 My Roommate Made Coasters Of Pics We Took Of Him Blacked Out

My Roommate Made Coasters Of Pics We Took Of Him Blacked Out

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Mimis Nachbarin 1 year ago

That is a brilliant idea.

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#54 After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride... Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride... Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

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Haunting Spirit 1 year ago

It's a one way street so the cab wasn't wrong. XD

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#55 Drunk Me Was Determined Not To Lose My Earrings Last Night

Drunk Me Was Determined Not To Lose My Earrings Last Night

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Mimis Nachbarin 1 year ago

Kinda clever.

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#56 Drunk Me Responsibly Took My Contacts Out Before Going To Sleep

Drunk Me Responsibly Took My Contacts Out Before Going To Sleep

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#57 Drunk Amazon Shopping Led To A Nice Surprise

Drunk Amazon Shopping Led To A Nice Surprise

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Zenozenobee 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure that one who design this curtain was drunk too, or high.

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#58 3 Years Ago, Happy Drunk, I Thought I Met Jake Gyllenhaal… I'm Now 90% Sure I Didn't

3 Years Ago, Happy Drunk, I Thought I Met Jake Gyllenhaal… I'm Now 90% Sure I Didn't

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Beaver-Moose 1 year ago

More like a Bradley Cooper and Jake Gyllenhaal love child

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#59 Am I Too Late For The Drunk British People Bandwagon?

Am I Too Late For The Drunk British People Bandwagon?

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Ged Maybury 1 year ago

Never too late, honey. Right on time, actually. Now don't go away.

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#60 Got Drunk, Bought A Stegosaurus. No Regrets. Never Regret Dino Garb

Got Drunk, Bought A Stegosaurus. No Regrets. Never Regret Dino Garb

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JustABobcat 1 year ago

The expression on that dog's face is priceless!

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#61 My Roommate Got Drunk Last Night And Brought Home A Random Little Person Who He Just Met, Who Is Now Passed Out On My Couch And Snoring Like A Bear

My Roommate Got Drunk Last Night And Brought Home A Random Little Person Who He Just Met, Who Is Now Passed Out On My Couch And Snoring Like A Bear

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David Ross 1 year ago

Collect them all!

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#62 My Dog Wasn't Happy When A Drunk Friend Decided To Sleep With Her At 1 Am

My Dog Wasn't Happy When A Drunk Friend Decided To Sleep With Her At 1 Am

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Hans 1 year ago

Cute dog!

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#63 My Friend Improved Her Netflix Suggestions In One Easy Step

My Friend Improved Her Netflix Suggestions In One Easy Step

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David Ross 1 year ago

I love it!

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#64 Drunk Text

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David Ross 1 year ago

I love this conversation.

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#65 Chatting With Abul From Boohoo Customer Service

Chatting With Abul From Boohoo Customer Service

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David Ross 1 year ago

Better a happy drunk than an angry one.

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#66 So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me

So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me

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JustABobcat 1 year ago

Cool picture!

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#67 My Friend Was Drunk When He Decided To Tattoo A Black Face Charmander With No Experience Or Artistic Ability. The Flame Saves It

My Friend Was Drunk When He Decided To Tattoo A Black Face Charmander With No Experience Or Artistic Ability. The Flame Saves It

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Ged Maybury 1 year ago

Somehow - it's better than a thousand others. This Charmander has got BACKSTORY!

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#68 I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day. 10/10 Would Buy Again

I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day. 10/10 Would Buy Again

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ADHORTATOR 1 year ago

Howdy partner!

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#69 Just Letting The Airport Know That Everything Is Okay

Just Letting The Airport Know That Everything Is Okay

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Gillian Black 1 year ago

you become a super hero

#70 Only In Canada

Only In Canada

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Angel 1 year ago

Awesome!

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#71 I Broke Our Shower Curtain Rod Last Night While Drunk And Immediately Went To The Backyard And Handcrafted A New One

I Broke Our Shower Curtain Rod Last Night While Drunk And Immediately Went To The Backyard And Handcrafted A New One

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Jhoa 1 year ago

That could look pretty cool if done right. Modern.

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#72 Drunk Genius

Drunk Genius

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Ged Maybury 1 year ago

Totally lovable, your Mum.

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#73 Totally Drunk And Thinking I Was Meeting Bono. Nailed It

Totally Drunk And Thinking I Was Meeting Bono. Nailed It

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ToxicRosetta 1 year ago

I thought he was Bono and I'm sober

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#74 So My Brother Got Blackout Drunk The Other Night. He Found This In His Toaster The Next Morning

So My Brother Got Blackout Drunk The Other Night. He Found This In His Toaster The Next Morning

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ADHORTATOR 1 year ago

just add water and...NO, DON'T ADD WATER!!!!

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#75 I Got Drunk At A Red Wings Game And Woke Up To This Picture On My Phone. I'm The One Playing The Piano

I Got Drunk At A Red Wings Game And Woke Up To This Picture On My Phone. I'm The One Playing The Piano

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David Ross 1 year ago

I hope drunk him got phone #s and names.

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#76 Got Too Drunk Last Night. Apparently My Cat And I Shared A Quesadilla Before I Passed Out

Got Too Drunk Last Night. Apparently My Cat And I Shared A Quesadilla Before I Passed Out

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DeAnna Anderson 1 year ago

I had a cat once that loved Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza. If I didn't bring one for her, wow, she was in a mood.

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#77 This Is A Piece Of The Bar Of Specialty Soap My Wife Bought That Apparently Drunk Me Thought Was Fudge

This Is A Piece Of The Bar Of Specialty Soap My Wife Bought That Apparently Drunk Me Thought Was Fudge

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Steve Bowman 1 year ago

Thank God it's "Spice of LIFE".

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#78 Heard A Noise Downstairs, Went To Check It Out... Found Drunk Neighbor Like This

Heard A Noise Downstairs, Went To Check It Out... Found Drunk Neighbor Like This

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Tracey Roush 1 year ago

At least he's prepared for the morning with those two huge jugs of water

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#79 Self Love

Self Love

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Mimis Nachbarin 1 year ago

Halilee girl was right!

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#80 I Was Drunk Last Night, Looks Like I Tried To Charge My Wallet Because I Was Out Of Money

I Was Drunk Last Night, Looks Like I Tried To Charge My Wallet Because I Was Out Of Money

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Elizabeth Molloy 1 year ago

If only that worked!

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