29 Funny Demotivational Posters By Artist Joan Cornella

I do just enough to cover for my lazy supervisor, so that he doesn't get fussed at my higher ups and I in turn get fussed at by him. That "just enough" adds 10-15% to my paychecks because I get paid based on efficiency rating. The little bit more work puts me in a hire earnings percentage bracket. I make almost as much as he does, with fewer responsibilities and, some how, a smaller work load. Malicious compliance is working out for me.

Definitely applies to kitchen life. "Oh, you already finished your prep list and organized the walk-in? Let's go ahead and pull everything off these shelves and give it a nice wipe down while we have the time." Oh, god damn it..

True

Accurate. I'd say my life feels like I'm always falling down stairs, but I've never actually left the basement.

Hard to get your life together without a neck

So I'm doing great.

Moreover......it's actually so relaxing to pour out the s**t with tears...and sleep stress-free 😴 💤

Bosses tend not to like it when you leave work to go do this.

Or as some author (I dont' remember who) wrote. Don't do today what you can make someone else do tomorrow.

100% THIS! I need a t-shirt with this on it! Spread the good word!

This is my favorite

To many appears to have sold their souls already..

Sounds good.

Those who have Disney+ can watch a doco about the real organ black market. :(

oh this is so dark 😨

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Can someone explain? I am stumped

As a (R) BKA...I find this hilarious. Although I can assure you she falls in 3.. 2...1

Yikes lol 😆

For a few years, I was having seizures while asleep. After a few, the doc said there is a chance a seizure could mess with my heart and kill me. Instead of being scared and doing the bargaining thing, I thought to myself, "finally." Now I'm on meds, no more seizures🤞and I love waking up to my pups wagging tail.

Thanks for the sardonic smile.

one buddhist teacher said hope is organized/planned suffering (by hoping on sth one inflicts the fruit of suffering through disappointment one's hopes failed to materialize)

True.. I am disappointed everyday for various reasons.

Nah, it's usually step 3 or 4.

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The perfect response to President Clinton.

Me *walking to the freezer to ge two more Lussekatter*

Good to be anonymous

Woot woot!

Said the person with Main Character Syndrome.. /s 🙃

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"It's a lifestyle"

Only your whole life?

... but pay your taxes first!

And remember, necks are for the REAL losers!

Yes. There are things that nobody can. Accept it.

Dad joke incoming: I can because I'm a Mexi(can).

Can't lose either!

Can't win if you don't play.

Don't leave the DNA evidence on the keyboard!

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