29 Funny Demotivational Posters By Artist Joan Cornella

And be indispensable to avoid promotion.

"...especially if you have no neck!"

Moreover......it's actually so relaxing to pour out the s**t with tears...and sleep stress-free 😴 💤

Or as some author (I dont' remember who) wrote. Don't do today what you can make someone else do tomorrow.

To many appears to have sold their souls already..

I just received my ticket to Hell. Worth it.

Maxim 35: That which does not kill me has made a tactical error.

one buddhist teacher said hope is organized/planned suffering (by hoping on sth one inflicts the fruit of suffering through disappointment one's hopes failed to materialize)

Me *walking to the freezer to ge two more Lussekatter*

Said the person with Main Character Syndrome.. /s 🙃

"It's a lifestyle"

... but pay your taxes first!

Yes. There are things that nobody can. Accept it.

Can't lose either!

Don't leave the DNA evidence on the keyboard!

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At least the microbes in my intestines make s**t work.. 😋

“Tomorrow doesn’t look too good either”

Always sick of it for as long as I can remember.

Aww but I wanna be grumpy and disgruntled like everyone else I know..

And that day will be just like any other day, except I’ll also be dead outside

I'm bad at even that :(

thanks for the tip very useful :)

My life in a nutshell.

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no thanks

someone's needs to introduce her to sun screen 😳