You might remember HipDict, the crowdsourced dictionary that defines what we’re really saying when we use everyday words, or maybe you’re already following it. The account on Instagram is still going strong with over 2 million followers and enough submissions to post every day.

HipDict has gained its large following by telling it like it really is... or, well, like it really is for someone out there on Instagram, if some of the definitions have you scratching your head.

After all, the content posted by the account is user-submitted, which means that you too can send them a message offering up your best definitions if you’re feeling inspired after reading this list.

Here are some of our picks, scroll down and upvote your favorites!

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Monday
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2 years ago

The only place where it's possible to poop in comfort

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troufaki13
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2 years ago

I do a little dance on the inside whenever plans are cancelled! :D

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Liam Walsh
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2 years ago

Tradition - a poor reason to do something.

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HipDict isn’t the first platform compiling how we bend language to our liking. In the 00s, the crowdsourced dictionary format took off with Urban Dictionary, which, over its 20-year lifespan, has served as a repository for everything from slang definitions that have been presented to juries in a court of law, to incomprehensible inside jokes.

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Daria Z
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2 years ago

Guilty.

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Monday
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2 years ago

Teacher "notice how the school bully went from misfortune to misfortune and eventually died a terrible death. The author did this to show that wicked deeds always catch up to you in the end. Author "Actually I just hated that character and her suffering made me happy".

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Rosie Hamilton
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2 years ago

I have a few and only one I'd let have a kidney - that's how unpleasant some of my family are.

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Most of the entries on HipDict, in contrast, seem almost like a reversal of the dictionary format, where the humor is in the definitions: experiences we associate with mundane concepts.

And just like the platforms before it that let us show how we use our creative license with language, it functions mostly as a place for expressing opinions or observations in a recognizable format.

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Liam Walsh
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2 years ago

Means I'm not fine but stop asking because you've annoyed me.

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Monday
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2 years ago

Also "I've realized having this argument with you is pointless since you're too stupid to understand logic".

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Kaisu
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2 years ago

Why did you censor it? Everyone knows behind there. We can also write it in the comments. Shit

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While it is styled like a dictionary in the broadest sense, you might end up covering your eyes and screaming if you look at it with any background in lexicography (that’s not a verb… starting a definition with ‘when’? Oh dear g-)

But that’s okay. If these entries make you laugh and want to submit your own, HipDict has done its job.

Keep scrolling for more of our picks!

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Night Owl
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2 years ago

I hate repeating myself

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Ben Smith
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2 years ago

100% accurate, lol

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Kaisu
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2 years ago (edited)

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't find him attractive? He seems like a really nice and generous person, but I personally am not attracted to him

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Gonzalo Terán
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2 years ago

Yep, totally.

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Kjorn
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2 years ago

it's years since i experienced happiness

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My O My
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2 years ago

Suprise for two

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Christie Wright
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2 years ago

My friends and I use it and never get the anger part.

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Christie Wright
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2 years ago

Omg so true.

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Kjorn
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2 years ago

like a fridge… look great from the outside but on the Inside it's empty

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ƒιѕн
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2 years ago

Sidewalks at the insane asylum.

Peggy Fredmeyster
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2 years ago

😂😂

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Ally Kaye
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2 years ago

Holy crap! I'm a psychopath!

JeffC
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2 years ago

Yep, just found out myself lol

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Light Witch
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2 years ago

I'm a pyscho then

NCC~1701
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2 years ago

Same horror movies just don’t scare me. I don’t know why though. I used to be terrified as a child but then as the years went on I just kind of stopped caring and being affected

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AV7
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2 years ago

not just for fun...little of research and inspiration aswell

Evil Queen
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2 years ago

I guess I'm one

Rowlie
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2 years ago

We do

Den Star
Community Member
2 years ago

I felt this one. I have never watched a horror movie or any type of scary movie. (Life is already terrifying if you pay attention..... so I really don't think my anxiety could handle a scary movie. And I'm not going to test it out!)

Karen Klinck
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2 years ago

But they're not scary! The music telegraphs the intentions every time. When Alien (no.1, for those keeping count) a bunch of us went to see it in an almost empty theater. Some jerk decided to sit directly behind us (with the whole theater to choose from) and was offended that we were critiquing the film among us--we were 'ruining the suspense'. As one, 4 disgusted voices demanded 'WHAT suspense?' (We had an honest-to Ghu working special effects man with us, too. He wasn't impressed, either.

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debrina blackmoon
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2 years ago

me

JeffC
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2 years ago

Just learned something new about myself after all these years....this explains soooo much!!!

Desiré Yen
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2 years ago

Phew thank goodness I'm not a psychopath was worried for a second there😮😁

Lemon
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2 years ago

My friend's mom

Lemon
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2 years ago

tho she's nice, but what if it's fake?!?! i'm scared now

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UglyMug
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2 years ago

Sup ya'll I'm a psychopath

Sunzilla
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2 years ago

I prefer to think of myself as a conditioned sociopath. I was fine until I met people. People made me this way... Now I just don'g give a crap anymore...

4music.makes.my.heart.beat._9
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2 years ago

Also those who can sleep normally in jeans.

Meeple13
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2 years ago

(cough, Stranger Things, cough)

Pryjmaty
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2 years ago

We drink coffee without cream or sugar too.

Aria
Community Member
2 years ago

I always suspected I was a psychopath-

Sarah Storm
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2 years ago

So me...

Mariah Schauf
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2 years ago

Yeah. Who likes fear?

Theory Buchannon
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2 years ago

Psychopaths: Me every day, Every week

Coletta Havelková
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2 years ago

real world scares me plenty more than made up deamons

Teda Melero
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2 years ago

and unpack they day they return

Blake Hasbargen
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2 years ago

-chucky has entered the chat

Marnie
Community Member
2 years ago

Absolutely NOT. People who watch scary movies and don't get nightmares are people without imagination and/or who are rational enough to realize it could never happen to them. No, actually, a true psychopath is someone who can watch the news for fun, and then sleep fine afterwards. (A true TEST of psychopathy is if the person can watch the movie "Up!" without crying :-)

A_Very_lazy_panda
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2 years ago

This is me

Leslie Parker
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2 years ago

Ppl who dress their pets.

Celestial
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2 years ago

Literally every other kind of movie (even action) is boring to me so I don't got much of an option

Susan Moore
Community Member
2 years ago

I resemble that remark. But it's not like I want to copy or anything.

Michelle Chevalier
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2 years ago

Ohhhhhhh....so that's what I am. Everything is so clear now.

arthur lindsay coker
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2 years ago

But their the sane ones.. The insane ones watch Friends reruns

Makayla Gilyeat
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2 years ago

Me (n) a psychopath.

KEARA MALONE
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2 years ago

i gess i am a psychopath thene.

Berengaria Adams
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2 years ago

Guess I'm a psychopath...? I honestly don't think I've ever had a nightmare

Ciara Jefferson
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2 years ago

GUILTY I LAUGH!!

Megan Fossi
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2 years ago

hey thats me

Twenty øne doggos
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2 years ago

Guess I'm a psychopath...

Lauren Baker
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2 years ago

😏

George the gorilla
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2 years ago

More like, psychopaths;my friends

Jessie Cooper
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2 years ago

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HorrorWeirdo
Community Member
2 years ago

Ummmm... me? I LOVE scary movies and sometimes sleep better after them. Lol, I’m called a psychopath by my classmates but I’m not that offended

Peko
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2 years ago

I never knew there was any other kind of person.

Steve Fahnestalk
Community Member
2 years ago

I guess that makes me one, then.

Red Ruffensor
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2 years ago

This is a huge oversimplification.

Pineapple
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2 years ago

That's me lol

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Foxxy
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2 years ago

All the bloody time.

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Kaisu
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2 years ago

Also saying "we should hang out soon!" but then never hanging out

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Liam Walsh
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2 years ago

My sister.

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Rowlie
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2 years ago

Does FUCK really need to be censored? It wasn't when it was posted originally?

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No you didn't
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2 years ago

Or never.

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Ani
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2 years ago

When you try to shake hands but the other person tries to hug you

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Bonnie Osborne
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2 years ago

I hate that statement. If I look like shit or tired, why even say anything. It's clear one already knows. It's not helpful at all.

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Jon S.
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2 years ago

It cannot buy happiness, but it can sure stop you from suffering several kinds of misery!

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PjandBolt
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2 years ago

Haha

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Liam Walsh
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2 years ago

US. UK - Maths.

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How Terribly Unfortunate
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2 years ago

Definitely

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