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This ‘Dictionary’ Has Already Amassed 2.4M Followers Because Of Its Honest Word Definitions (New Pics)
You might remember HipDict, the crowdsourced dictionary that defines what we’re really saying when we use everyday words, or maybe you’re already following it. The account on Instagram is still going strong with over 2 million followers and enough submissions to post every day.
HipDict has gained its large following by telling it like it really is... or, well, like it really is for someone out there on Instagram, if some of the definitions have you scratching your head.
After all, the content posted by the account is user-submitted, which means that you too can send them a message offering up your best definitions if you’re feeling inspired after reading this list.
Here are some of our picks, scroll down and upvote your favorites!
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María Hermida 6 years ago
It depends on who your flatmate is. At the moment I'm sharing with one of the dirtiest people on the whole universe, do you can never trust anything she has touched
Snowy Tundra 6 years ago
My cat, like a lot of cats, follows me into the bathroom. I have a litter box in there. Logical, right? Well, if I'm in there taking care of business, she will sometimes also take care of business. Synchro-pooping! I have to wait for her to finish, though, including the digging to China, before I can get up, wash my hands and leave. She'll think that if I'm done, she's supposed to be done too, so she'll run off mid-poop, mid-dig, or mid-scratching at the cupboard door that helps so much with burying the evidence.
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GenXandEarnedItAll 6 years ago
Introverts unite...but separately in our own houses.
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Jaded Queen 6 years ago
Nope it was always a blessing. Oh how I dread going outside and being in the general vicinity of humans
Master Markus 6 years ago
Really depends on why you were staying home. I liked staying home a lot as a kid, like... from school for instance.
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Full Name 6 years ago
I'd say it's like a poor reason to justify something. It can be a fun reason to do something (like the effort to make a traditional meal at xmas or whatever)
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Podunkus 6 years ago
You ask “why?” The famous composer Gustav Mahler supposedly said this about tradition. “It is not the adoration of the ashes, but the passing on of the fire.” Tradition’s value comes from knowing the backstory. Only if the backstory loses relevance should the tradition should fade away as well.
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April Simnel 6 years ago
"Tradition": A song from "Fiddler on the Roof". Better than "Matchmaker, Matchmaker", but not as good as "If I Were a Rich Man".
Master Markus 6 years ago
When I see posts about "traditions" I end up thinking of that song pretty often, especially the part where Tevye talks about how the Jewish people wear certain things in devotion to God, then says "how did we get this tradition? I'll tell you! .... I don't know."
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Kathy Baylis 6 years ago (edited)
Tradition - Something that often goes way out of touch with the times, so is meant to be broken.
HipDict isn’t the first platform compiling how we bend language to our liking. In the 00s, the crowdsourced dictionary format took off with Urban Dictionary, which, over its 20-year lifespan, has served as a repository for everything from slang definitions that have been presented to juries in a court of law, to incomprehensible inside jokes.
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valed 6 years ago
Etc: can't remember other examples but I want to pretend I know more while writing on this exam
Willem Groenewald 6 years ago
Ha, I had a boss once who ended his instructions with a double etc etc. It annoyed the c**p out of me. If you don't know what you want, just say so.
Octavia Hansen 5 years ago
Maybe it's a term to make people think something extra for themselves. If everything is spelled out, people quit listening.
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Monday 6 years ago
Teacher "notice how the school bully went from misfortune to misfortune and eventually died a terrible death. The author did this to show that wicked deeds always catch up to you in the end. Author "Actually I just hated that character and her suffering made me happy".
Stevie 6 years ago
There is a pretty famous author named Friedrich Schiller in Germany and nearly every school kid has to read a book of his during their school time. The day I learned he sniffed at some kind of rotten apples to get high before writing his books explained so much. Maybe the colors of the curtains mentioned in the book meant something meaningful - maybe he was just high and saw some pretty colors...
GenXandEarnedItAll 6 years ago
Nothing ruins a book quicker than having to read it as an assignment for a class.
Ally Kaye 6 years ago
Teacher: Today we will be watching Harry Potter! Class:Yay! *Every one watched but the teacher pauses the movie 8 minutes in* Teacher: Now write a 8 paragraph essay about the difference between the book and movie!
valed 6 years ago
you can write a whole new book pointing out the differences 😂
Load More Replies... CbusResident 6 years ago
Truer words were never spoken. A related point: they mindlessly assign kids to read The Catcher In The Rye. I think that is a great book, but the unthinking assignment of which seems like exactly the sort of thing the protagonist of which was criticizing.
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Rosie Hamilton 6 years ago
I have a few and only one I'd let have a kidney - that's how unpleasant some of my family are.
Jjjane20 6 years ago
As a middle child I hope that both of my siblings will have healthy kidneys because I wouldn't like to choose since I couldn't give them both.. 🤷♀️
Master Markus 6 years ago
I like my brother, but I'd rather give him a charger than my kidney. Luckily he has an iPhone and I have a Samsung so it doesn't matter anyway.
Ellie Ragsdale 6 years ago
My sis and I would sacrifice our life for each other. But we will fight to the death if I use her iPad or she eats my snacks.
Azure Autumns 6 years ago
I have four siblings - three brothers and one sister. I only have two kidneys.
HorrorWeirdo 6 years ago
I don’t have siblings but I’d never give a kidney to anyone if I could help it
Monika Soffronow 6 years ago
Let us hope that you will never find yourself in need of a kidney transplant then. My dad gave me a great lesson when I was around 7 or 8 yrs old. He stopped to pick up a young couple who were hitchhiking. After they had thanked him profusely they said that they would not have stopped for anyone on that lonely forest road. My dad first made sure that he had understood them correctly, then he stopped the car and told them to get out. Do to others what you would like them to do to you, but kind of in reverse.
Load More Replies...Most of the entries on HipDict, in contrast, seem almost like a reversal of the dictionary format, where the humor is in the definitions: experiences we associate with mundane concepts.
And just like the platforms before it that let us show how we use our creative license with language, it functions mostly as a place for expressing opinions or observations in a recognizable format.
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shado 6 years ago
or ... "go away because you are too stupid to recognize sarcasm"
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Troy Puyear 6 years ago
Depends on respondent gender. Female = you're in serious trouble. Male - fine.
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Monday 6 years ago
Also "I've realized having this argument with you is pointless since you're too stupid to understand logic".
Ellie Ragsdale 6 years ago
For me, it's more like, "so we don't agree but I'll go suffer quietly". This was my usual response to my parents asking me to do chores.
Octavia Hansen 5 years ago
Again, this just saves a lot of time but can't change anything real . . .
Carole Reid 6 years ago
My late ex husband. It wasn't so much the arguments ( there were plenty). It was more like a 30 year total mismatch.
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Kaisu 6 years ago
Why did you censor it? Everyone knows behind there. We can also write it in the comments. S**t
Incognito 6 years ago
if you censor stuff because you think theres kids on here, what if i told you that kids start knowing these words these days since they're seven years old? what if i told you that never has a single day passed at school without a student (or teacher) swearing out loud?
troufaki13 6 years ago
It's funny that the first "b******t" is visible and the second one is pixeled! :D
Karen Klinck 6 years ago
Someone who somehow gets you home when you're slobbering drunk!
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But that’s okay. If these entries make you laugh and want to submit your own, HipDict has done its job.
Keep scrolling for more of our picks!
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Alex Bailey 6 years ago (edited)
As long as you don't mumble around people who can't hear that well. People who mumble should be forced to listen to everything they've mumbled that day - on repeat and all night.
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Master Markus 6 years ago
Nah, "Ok, boomer" is more like "Yeah, whatever, a*****e" but towards a specific age group.
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Malia Jeffers 6 years ago
Oh my gosh I do this all of the time! Or I’m just like, “Wait, that’s stupid, I won’t say it.”
JoJo G 5 years ago
Sometimes it’s the fault of the person who is doing the explaining, not the person who is receiving the message. Not everyone thinks the same. In addition, if someone is truly interested in getting their point across, as well as wanting to be a good communicator, they should understand that there is more than one way to go about explaining something. As someone who suffered a traumatic brain injury due to a car accident, and then 15 years later suffered a stroke, sometimes things don’t make sense to me. Thankfully I have a supportive family and friends who understand that they may need to go about explaining things in a different manner in order for me to grasp the point that they are trying to make. Some of them have told me that even though they are sad that those things happened to me, they’ve come to be better communicators because of it. Some of the comments regarding this are very disheartening and show complete disregard for others and their needs.
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Karen Klinck 6 years ago
Trite platitudes have been with us since the first caveman said more than "Ugh. Food." This is one of those I love to hate.
Theory Buchannon 5 years ago
I hate this saying because of my past. SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT MY BIG BRO RAPE ME FOR A REASON! WHY THE F**K DID HE DO IT THEN! EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A F*****G REASON!!!! YEAH RIGHT! B******T
Terri Rimmer 6 years ago
Everything does not happen for a reason and I'm sick of people saying it does.
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Kaisu 6 years ago (edited)
Am I the only person in the world who doesn't find him attractive? He seems like a really nice and generous person, but I personally am not attracted to him
Alex Bailey 6 years ago
Most people seem to be missing the meme reference here unfortunately.
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Marnie 6 years ago
If this is true, my Dad was all of my siblings' best friend. My Dad would rarely compliment any of us to our face, but when we were not present, he would sing our praises to anyone else present. He talked IN FRONT of people's backs :-) He actually thought he was doing us a favor by laying into us, because he believed in us and wanted to be the best we could be, but he was super proud of us. It didn't really quite work, but we all eventually figured out where his heart lay.
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Amanda Hunter 6 years ago
And not having that sinking feeling in your stomach on a Sunday evening.
Karen Klinck 6 years ago
I'm retired. That means never replacing the alarm clock when it broke!
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David Martin 6 years ago
I'm sorry, I get how they're trying to be funny with this, but I personally think the stereotype of bashing fathers as less attentive parents needs to go away. My own father was amazing (as is my mother). He was raised by an amazing father, and my brother is amazing with his children. I just don't see how "You must be a poor parent, you're a man" is acceptable and funny, compared to saying "You must be a poor parent, you're [insert race]" *picks up my soapbox*
Karen Klinck 6 years ago
Hey, my mom had the time to go shopping. Unless dad put it together, he found out what he got me on Christmas morning. (And he usually finished with construction about 3 AM, while we just about waited till he was asleep to wake up. Yet he got up and acted surprised at all the present 'Santa' left. And went back to sleep when we wound down again. It was a different time; fathers were schooled to be 'hands-off' types.)
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HorrorWeirdo 6 years ago
My friend finishes every message with this. BUT, her name starts with K.
Charlese Bonca 6 years ago
Someone downvoted yours, I'm not sure why. So I upvoted to even them out. People! There's nothing wrong with this comment!!!
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Master Markus 6 years ago
My dad responds to texts with "K" a lot of the time as a confirmation and it always makes me a little nervous.
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Pittsburgh rare 6 years ago
Disagree. You have a whole myriad of problems being single as well
Johanna-Nicollette Kidd 6 years ago
Someone special to drive you insane+who you can drive insane too
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Rosie Hamilton 6 years ago
Not my fridge - but I'm guessing that's your two sons again!
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Master Markus 6 years ago
I don't have Instagram, but I'm guilty of doing this with my Youtube subscriptions.
Kimberly Castro 3 years ago
like a fridge… look great from the outside but on the Inside it's dirty bro
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NCC~1701 6 years ago
Same horror movies just don’t scare me. I don’t know why though. I used to be terrified as a child but then as the years went on I just kind of stopped caring and being affected
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Den Star 6 years ago
I felt this one. I have never watched a horror movie or any type of scary movie. (Life is already terrifying if you pay attention..... so I really don't think my anxiety could handle a scary movie. And I'm not going to test it out!)
Karen Klinck 6 years ago
But they're not scary! The music telegraphs the intentions every time. When Alien (no.1, for those keeping count) a bunch of us went to see it in an almost empty theater. Some jerk decided to sit directly behind us (with the whole theater to choose from) and was offended that we were critiquing the film among us--we were 'ruining the suspense'. As one, 4 disgusted voices demanded 'WHAT suspense?' (We had an honest-to Ghu working special effects man with us, too. He wasn't impressed, either.
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Desiré Yen 6 years ago
Phew thank goodness I'm not a psychopath was worried for a second there😮😁
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Malia Jeffers 6 years ago
I read this in a British accent and then I remembered you’re Aussie (right?) and I was like, whoops!
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Master Markus 6 years ago
Sometimes I do it, but then I end up waking up at like, 11 or so and I can't get back to sleep as easily.
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Marilyn Holt 6 years ago
Haven't seen each other for 17 years but can pick up where you left off.
Master Markus 6 years ago
That's s****y. I don't have many friends now, but I like reliable people.
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A Jones 6 years ago
Lol, I came here to say the same thing about fam. It's like, don't say I didn't warn ya bout doing that opposite jazz. But I'm also like, yah I'm also here for ya.
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Catlady6000 6 years ago
I don't mind if someone does not act on my advice. They are the one who have to deal with the consequences . What I can't stand is when they ask and then try to argue about the advice.
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Rowlie 6 years ago
Does F**K really need to be censored? It wasn't when it was posted originally?
Dilly Millandry 6 years ago
It shouldn't be. If people can't cope with seeing swear words than they can leave this site and go somewhere fluffy instead.
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Liam Walsh 6 years ago
My all time favourite - it really is f*****g amazing.
Load More Replies... Marilyn Holt 6 years ago
The only part of speech some people know. adjective adverb verb noun preposition gerund conjunction
Beth Arriaga 6 years ago
It's a noun. It's a verb. It's an adjective! Whatever you need it to be, it's right there with you
Panda Kicki 6 years ago
Boondock saints: “- Rocco: F****n'! What the f****n'. F**k. Who the f**k f****d this f*****g... How did you two f*****g f***s... F**k! - Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.”
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Jessie Cooper 6 years ago (edited)
Slang for, I like you enough to hang out with you but it will never actually happen
arthur lindsay coker 6 years ago
'hang' is a word with more than one meaning. From a noose is good
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Well, I Tried 5 years ago
Or when everyone is singing happy birthday to you and you join in
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Not what you think. 6 years ago
This is the best and easiest definition of word 'awkward'. Sums up pretty good what it's about.
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
When you see someone waving at you and you wave back, only to find out they weren’t waving at you in the first place. Or the converse; when someone’s waving at you and you ignore them because you don’t recognize them, only they then come up to you and start talking like you’re old friends—-yet you still don’t recognize them.
Malia Jeffers 6 years ago
I do this so much. And then I’m just like, “Welp. Let the awkward silence commence.”
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Bonnie Osborne 6 years ago
I hate that statement. If I look like s**t or tired, why even say anything. It's clear one already knows. It's not helpful at all.
Tim Douglass 6 years ago
I think that most of the time it's a roundabout attempt to ask "are you OK?" without actually coming out and asking. When I say that to someone I really mean "You look tired, is there something going on in your life I can help you with?"
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J.Labuschagné 6 years ago
I don't necessarily take this as insulting. If it comes from a good friend this means they notice that something seems wrong and I take this as an invitation to share.
Laura Roberts 6 years ago
Women at work say this to me sometimes. Used to only say it when I wasn’t wearing makeup, now it’s every time they see me. I have always taken offense to this.
Marilyn Holt 6 years ago
I hate that too. Sometimes people say this when you're really trying to look your best under difficult circ.......
Melissa Mitchell 6 years ago
I have several ‘invisible ‘’ chronic illnesses. I get “You look tired” a LOT. My response is “You have no idea how much makeup and time it took to only look *this* tired. 🙄😊
JoJo G 5 years ago
As someone who has several invisible chronic illnesses as well, I can totally relate. If I bothered to wear makeup, I would use your perfect response. It would be lovely if people would stop and consider how rude that statement sounds, especially if they are aware of the medical issues that are being dealt with. If they were to say that, but then follow it up with, “Is there anything I can do for you”, I could possibly overlook their comment.
Load More Replies... Brian Stanton 6 years ago
Its called getting old and working. I always have dark circles, thats also my complexion so why keep asking? Doesnt honestly seem out of real concern but a dig
Sarah Storm 5 years ago
I legit walked into a room and a girl that I don't really know that well just said, "You look dreadful."
Kerri Hudson 6 years ago
I love this one. I used to ask a disliked workmate "Are feeling alright? You look so tired and off colour. Are you sure you should be here today?" Sure enough a couple of hours later that person would go home ill. Don't over do it - choose your moment.
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Jon S. 6 years ago
It cannot buy happiness, but it can sure stop you from suffering several kinds of misery!
Monday 6 years ago
and when you do have to suffer it can make you suffer more comfortably.
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Not what you think. 6 years ago
Exactly what I say to people who quote that idiotic statement.
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Kimberly Castro 3 years ago
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Master Markus 6 years ago
For me it's more like "I don't want to say LOL because it doesn't fit my personality unless I'm quoting a meme."
Karen Klinck 6 years ago
More polite: oh, yes; I always liked that one/found it funny.
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Lindy Mac 6 years ago
Liam, that's because in the US after solving one problem we walk a way. You guys must stay and solve more ;-D
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Kimberly Castro 3 years ago
math is like abuse to human cuz is like you want to do something but you can't cuz you have to do homework of math and is abuse lol
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What's In Your Head? 6 years ago
Actually being polite gets confused with letting people walk all over you, these days. I am an extremely polite (old fashioned?) person, and people always mistake my actions (or lack of actions) for having no spine. -__-
Master Markus 6 years ago
I don't think it's that rare. Then again... I am Canadian. Seriously, 9 times out of 10 if two people run into each other by accident, both apologize more than once.
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Gonzalo Terán 6 years ago
Specially when you receive a bunch of one liner texts instead of a long one...
Monday 6 years ago
I actually prefer the one liner texts since I can read them at a glance and don't need to focus. When I see a long one it makes me want to ignore it.
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Dre Mosley 6 years ago
*Puts the phone down after you think it's the last text. . .phone buzzes again. OMG. Stop, lol.*
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Berengaria Adams 6 years ago
Or she forgets where she put them when cleaning so everyone goes on a scavenger hunt
GenXandEarnedItAll 6 years ago
I borrowed this statement from an earlier post about moms and their answers to questions. My go-to for the question, "Have you seen...do you know where...." is, "If I get out of this chair and find what it is you're looking for easily I'll beat you with it!"
Panda Kicki 6 years ago (edited)
I actually thought I would get this superpower when I had kids. 3 kids later it still is missing. I want a refund!
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GenXandEarnedItAll 6 years ago
Or us moms when we have to start cleaning our houses for holiday company and your next door neighbor says the same thing.
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Berengaria Adams 6 years ago
I'm the only one and there are so many arguments over the stupidest things that it makes me want to jump out a window
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Berengaria Adams 6 years ago
Honestly, not being single is something that kind of frightens me because it's such an unknown thing (for me, that is)
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Christie Wright 6 years ago
Doesn't irritate as much as it used to. I could get more pacific but I'm tired.
Dilly Millandry 6 years ago
Hahaha - colleague at work did that one a lot. Some things you have to just let go...
Load More Replies... Berengaria Adams 6 years ago
I'm the person who points out grammar mistakes and I feel bad about it a lot, but honestly, it's kind of hard not to do at times
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Bill 6 years ago
Both internships I didn't get a "paycheck" I got an educational stipend instead, which means tax free in the US
Bill 6 years ago
One of the tech companies pays $90k for a summer internship
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Laura Roberts 6 years ago
I am almost 32 and sometimes treated this way. Not considered a full adult by some because I haven’t had kids yet. And obviously anyone under 30 thinks I’m “old.”
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Berengaria Adams 6 years ago
I just thought everyone was annoying because they talked so much- now they talk for me so I've grown to live with it
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Chris Jones 6 years ago
Or someone is watching you do something you are normally an expert in.
HempFairy 6 years ago
I go full r******d when someone is watching me working.
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Maya Buckley 6 years ago
Or pretty much anything where you are under pressure or trying to concentrate on
Desiré Yen 6 years ago
Gives brain freeze a more direct meaning. Even though its it's used when eating something cold.
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Chris Jones 6 years ago
Nah - suddenly I found housework infinitely more appealing. Would use any legitimate seeming excuse.
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Master Markus 6 years ago
Yeah, also "looking at stuff on the internet that you'd otherwise consider a waste of time" IMO.
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Dre Mosley 6 years ago
What so many college freshman who don't really know what they want to do, are majoring in at the moment.
Gonzalo Terán 6 years ago
Costing you money you could surely use to fix it once and for all, in less time.
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Dre Mosley 6 years ago
Most connectors have the USB logo on one side of the connector, that's how you know which way is the right way.
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Kaisu 6 years ago
Most of these are phrased really awkwardly, yours is much better!
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Laura Roberts 6 years ago
I enjoyed research papers. Had trouble trusting my imagination for papers that were not fact/book based. I still agree with this “definition.”
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Farid Adiyanto 6 years ago
since i was kid, it was "My Boyfriends Back - The Angels", i found out at 2018
Master Markus 6 years ago
That happens a lot with classical music, especially since the majority of it is just titled like [Composition] for [instrument(s)] in [Key].
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Liam Walsh 6 years ago
*corrected spelling/grammar* (sorry) = someone who thinks it's okay to correct every typo and 'just had to' even though they didn't.
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Christie Wright 6 years ago
Meetings at work. Who is that guy at the head of the table that keeps interrupting?
Dilly Millandry 6 years ago
Person paid too much who usually knows the least.
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Maya Buckley 6 years ago
Trying to remember the dream you had and then wondering if you even had a dream.
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Miklós Nagy 6 years ago
Also used by people you know you should keep your distance from for the sake of your mental health.
Sebastian Domino Østergaard 6 years ago
That's not a joke by the way. The danish term Bæ is actually a somewhat childish way to say poop
Dilly Millandry 6 years ago
Is preferable to poop. Adults saying poop sound weird to people in the UK.
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Master Markus 6 years ago
I feel like that's what constitutes "shy". At least, that's why I consider myself shy.
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Panda Kicki 6 years ago
Depend on where you get them. If the hens have a rooster it is most likely fertilized. I have bought eggs,in store from a fridge, put it under one of my hens and had chickens :)
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Jon S. 6 years ago
The eggs we eat are not embryos. As far as I know, only sturgeon would fit this definition as caviar are viable eggs harvested from dead mothers. #Pedantrylevel3000
ƒιѕн 6 years ago
dude, quit getting all scientificy and just roll with it...
Load More Replies... Gonzalo Terán 6 years ago
Wrong. Eggs are not chicken fetus. In Argentina, sometimes ate pre-natal cows, and cows. Weird, but true.
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Chris Jones 6 years ago
My best friend is so c**p that thankfully they stopped driving! Did try to relearn after a gap of years but the world is a much safer place with them off the roads.
Christie Wright 6 years ago
That would be my husband. I just pray a lot and think if there's anything I haven't repented of.
Liam Walsh 6 years ago
Perhaps you should drive. You can choose to take a risk with your husband driving but other road users can't.
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Master Markus 6 years ago
I'm the kind of website that's slow because you have to open it in Tor browser.
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Master Markus 6 years ago
Or for me "A nonsense phrase that isn't grammatically correct and apparently comes from one of the Avengers movies".
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Kjorn 6 years ago
or : how are you today? People expect you to answer : i'm fine. they Don't want to hear if you're not well
Liam Walsh 6 years ago
Sales people who call... 'how are you today?' I enjoy telling them.
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Laura Roberts 6 years ago
But not in Disney +. Husband for the first time said he watched the first 3 episodes without me. He must have read this and assumed only Netflix counts.
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Berengaria Adams 6 years ago
I despise people like this. One of my friends does this often and it is infuriating
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Master Markus 6 years ago
There's a lot to unpack here, but I'll just say that Yahweh in the Bible is a real sanctimonious a*****e and the causing people to die was totally on purpose.
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Chris Jones 6 years ago
Not true. I'd happily cut one of mine out. Only in begrudging touch just to keep the other siblings happy.
Master Markus 6 years ago
I don't think I've ever been "enemies" with my brother, except for maybe when he was mean to my parents as a teen. Overall we have a good relationship, but not a lot of similar interests. This definition is accurate if you're like... Dante or Vergil from Devil May Cry?
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Mangle the Fox 6 years ago
or gives you $10 for carrying a few boxes inside [Thanks Mimi :)]
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Mr. Re-in-act-ment 5 years ago
When your amazon prime order is 8 stops away, then 1 stop away and then the driver starts driving to some other state then back to you.
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Berengaria Adams 6 years ago
Either I really did forget because my memory is absolute garbage or... hold on
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Master Markus 6 years ago
More like "I tried studying, but I really just ended up reading a bit in between internet browsing. Yet it still felt stressful."
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Pittsburgh rare 6 years ago
The unofficial way to NOT tell someone you're no longer interested. Immature af
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Chris Jones 6 years ago
Looking at the photos of the Black Friday sales in the UK (ghost-ship like) they aren't even touching the clothes anymore.
Jon S. 6 years ago
Again, not really a definition, which strains my enjoyment of this medium of humour
Master Markus 6 years ago
Yeah, even if it wasn't a weird pseudo-sexist comment, it's just a sentence not formatted into a definition.
Load More Replies... Adrianna Mattox 6 years ago
I find shopping boring. Unless you say we're going to the Apple store, and I can get something, I'll be up in my room trying to find a way to glue myself in bed.
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Bored Birgit 6 years ago
Could relate to nearly all of them. I love this kind of posts in Bored Panda.
Sebastian Melmoth 6 years ago
You should check out “the dictionary of received ideas” by Gustave Flaubert and “The Devil’s Dictionary” by Ambrose Bierce. Very similar material to this post...some of the pop culture in the book’s satirical definitions are obviously dated due to both being written or published in the late 19 th century but are hilarious all the same
Load More Replies... Heidi Geary 6 years ago
Petition to get this published and used as our primary source of words!
Bored Birgit 6 years ago
Could relate to nearly all of them. I love this kind of posts in Bored Panda.
Sebastian Melmoth 6 years ago
You should check out “the dictionary of received ideas” by Gustave Flaubert and “The Devil’s Dictionary” by Ambrose Bierce. Very similar material to this post...some of the pop culture in the book’s satirical definitions are obviously dated due to both being written or published in the late 19 th century but are hilarious all the same
Load More Replies... Heidi Geary 6 years ago
Petition to get this published and used as our primary source of words!
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