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You might remember HipDict, the crowdsourced dictionary that defines what we’re really saying when we use everyday words, or maybe you’re already following it. The account on Instagram is still going strong with over 2 million followers and enough submissions to post every day.

HipDict has gained its large following by telling it like it really is... or, well, like it really is for someone out there on Instagram, if some of the definitions have you scratching your head.

After all, the content posted by the account is user-submitted, which means that you too can send them a message offering up your best definitions if you’re feeling inspired after reading this list.

Here are some of our picks, scroll down and upvote your favorites!

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HipDict isn’t the first platform compiling how we bend language to our liking. In the 00s, the crowdsourced dictionary format took off with Urban Dictionary, which, over its 20-year lifespan, has served as a repository for everything from slang definitions that have been presented to juries in a court of law, to incomprehensible inside jokes.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Teacher "notice how the school bully went from misfortune to misfortune and eventually died a terrible death. The author did this to show that wicked deeds always catch up to you in the end. Author "Actually I just hated that character and her suffering made me happy".

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a few and only one I'd let have a kidney - that's how unpleasant some of my family are.

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Most of the entries on HipDict, in contrast, seem almost like a reversal of the dictionary format, where the humor is in the definitions: experiences we associate with mundane concepts.

And just like the platforms before it that let us show how we use our creative license with language, it functions mostly as a place for expressing opinions or observations in a recognizable format.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also "I've realized having this argument with you is pointless since you're too stupid to understand logic".

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did you censor it? Everyone knows behind there. We can also write it in the comments. S**t

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While it is styled like a dictionary in the broadest sense, you might end up covering your eyes and screaming if you look at it with any background in lexicography (that’s not a verb… starting a definition with ‘when’? Oh dear g-)

But that’s okay. If these entries make you laugh and want to submit your own, HipDict has done its job.

Keep scrolling for more of our picks!

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As long as you don't mumble around people who can't hear that well. People who mumble should be forced to listen to everything they've mumbled that day - on repeat and all night.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not always. Sometimes if i asked if someone saw my sunglasses (or something liked that) and i see them before they react to me i say 'never mind' (or 'laat maar' jn dutch). So its has do different 'tones' of saying

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, "Ok, boomer" is more like "Yeah, whatever, a*****e" but towards a specific age group.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my gosh I do this all of the time! Or I’m just like, “Wait, that’s stupid, I won’t say it.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes it’s the fault of the person who is doing the explaining, not the person who is receiving the message. Not everyone thinks the same. In addition, if someone is truly interested in getting their point across, as well as wanting to be a good communicator, they should understand that there is more than one way to go about explaining something. As someone who suffered a traumatic brain injury due to a car accident, and then 15 years later suffered a stroke, sometimes things don’t make sense to me. Thankfully I have a supportive family and friends who understand that they may need to go about explaining things in a different manner in order for me to grasp the point that they are trying to make. Some of them have told me that even though they are sad that those things happened to me, they’ve come to be better communicators because of it. Some of the comments regarding this are very disheartening and show complete disregard for others and their needs.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could be that as you explain it gets to be stupid, no need to continue

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Ellie Ragsdale
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry, but you don't have the right to call me out like that. It's soooooo frustrating when that happens.

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JoJo G
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps the person who is speaking is simply a poor communicator. Pair that with being impatient and it’s a recipe for needless frustration.

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Karen Klinck
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're too rigid to hear what I'm trying to say. I can't be bothered to repeat myself.

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JoJo G
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps the person isn’t being rigid and you’re simply a poor communicator. There is always room for self-improvement.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Usually when I say 'never mind' or 'whatever' I don't really mean it. I do care. Yep, I'm a complicated person .-.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or perhaps it’s the one trying to make their point who is stupid & inconsiderate. To assume that it’s the fault of the person who is receiving the information, is simply ridiculous.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always hate it, but I only really ever had the tolerance to say the same thing three times.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the person that you’re explaining something to doesn’t understand the point you’re trying to make, then perhaps it’s you who is the poor communicator. Self-reflection is sometimes necessary.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You must be a nightmare to work for. I feel sorry for your employees that they have such an egotistical and rigid boss.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't find him attractive? He seems like a really nice and generous person, but I personally am not attracted to him

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

like a fridge… look great from the outside but on the Inside it's empty

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also saying "we should hang out soon!" but then never hanging out

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does F**K really need to be censored? It wasn't when it was posted originally?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you try to shake hands but the other person tries to hug you

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate that statement. If I look like s**t or tired, why even say anything. It's clear one already knows. It's not helpful at all.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It cannot buy happiness, but it can sure stop you from suffering several kinds of misery!

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