You might remember HipDict, the crowdsourced dictionary that defines what we’re really saying when we use everyday words, or maybe you’re already following it. The account on Instagram is still going strong with over 2 million followers and enough submissions to post every day.

HipDict has gained its large following by telling it like it really is... or, well, like it really is for someone out there on Instagram, if some of the definitions have you scratching your head.

After all, the content posted by the account is user-submitted, which means that you too can send them a message offering up your best definitions if you’re feeling inspired after reading this list.

Here are some of our picks, scroll down and upvote your favorites!

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Monday
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7 months ago

The only place where it's possible to poop in comfort

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troufaki13
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7 months ago

I do a little dance on the inside whenever plans are cancelled! :D

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Liam Walsh
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7 months ago

Tradition - a poor reason to do something.

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HipDict isn’t the first platform compiling how we bend language to our liking. In the 00s, the crowdsourced dictionary format took off with Urban Dictionary, which, over its 20-year lifespan, has served as a repository for everything from slang definitions that have been presented to juries in a court of law, to incomprehensible inside jokes.

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Daria Z
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7 months ago

Guilty.

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Monday
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7 months ago

Teacher "notice how the school bully went from misfortune to misfortune and eventually died a terrible death. The author did this to show that wicked deeds always catch up to you in the end. Author "Actually I just hated that character and her suffering made me happy".

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Rosie Hamilton
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7 months ago

I have a few and only one I'd let have a kidney - that's how unpleasant some of my family are.

Brian Stanton
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7 months ago

we dont pick our stater set

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Kaisu
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7 months ago

I would give a kidney to my brother in a heartbeat, I love him

Monika Soffronow
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7 months ago

Me too.

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Jjjane20
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7 months ago

As a middle child I hope that both of my siblings will have healthy kidneys because I wouldn't like to choose since I couldn't give them both.. 🤷‍♀️

Peko
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7 months ago

First come, first served.

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Peter Bear
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7 months ago

That's because you already don't expect to get the kidney back. The charger you do.

Baton Rouge
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7 months ago

Yes. I can verify this

Monday
Community Member
7 months ago

...As an older sibling I find this accurate.

Master Markus
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7 months ago

I like my brother, but I'd rather give him a charger than my kidney. Luckily he has an iPhone and I have a Samsung so it doesn't matter anyway.

Isabella
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7 months ago

No I wouldn't. Let the little bastard deal with his problem on his own

Ellie Ragsdale
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7 months ago

My sis and I would sacrifice our life for each other. But we will fight to the death if I use her iPad or she eats my snacks.

Azure Autumns
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7 months ago

I have four siblings - three brothers and one sister. I only have two kidneys.

Alex Bailey
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7 months ago

I doubt there will be a sudden rush for them.

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HorrorWeirdo
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7 months ago

I don’t have siblings but I’d never give a kidney to anyone if I could help it

Monika Soffronow
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7 months ago

Let us hope that you will never find yourself in need of a kidney transplant then. My dad gave me a great lesson when I was around 7 or 8 yrs old. He stopped to pick up a young couple who were hitchhiking. After they had thanked him profusely they said that they would not have stopped for anyone on that lonely forest road. My dad first made sure that he had understood them correctly, then he stopped the car and told them to get out. Do to others what you would like them to do to you, but kind of in reverse.

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Johanna-Nicollette Kidd
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7 months ago

Nope, I need mine cos I haven't finished with it yet

Celestial
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7 months ago

Well I've got two kidneys but only one working charger and it is mINE

ISAAC HARVEY
Community Member
7 months ago

You know, I would let my brothers use one of my three external battery chargers... if they were nicer.

glorytherainwing
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7 months ago

ME

Michelle Chevalier
Community Member
7 months ago

After holding it really high and making them jump for it

debrina blackmoon
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7 months ago (edited)

well, i don't live near my siblings but i can trust them with my chargers if they were to visit. my kidneys may not be good, tho

Octavia Hansen
Community Member
6 months ago

Siblings: relatives FORCED upon you. Friends are choices -- always infinitely better.

Lorna Joven
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6 months ago

None.

MidnightFury
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6 months ago

I have one and that's too much

Peter Kovak
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7 months ago

Excellent!!!

Leslie Parker
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7 months ago

The most stab marks on my back

JULIETTE GIBO
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7 months ago

lkjsedg

Not what you think.
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7 months ago

I would give kidney and the charger to my one and only younger sister.

Andrew Yarke
Community Member
7 months ago

True

Amanda Mejia
Community Member
7 months ago

Haha 🤣 so true

Arieanne Masters
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7 months ago

I dont know if i'd give my kidney to my brother like

arthur lindsay coker
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7 months ago

Naturally. Or your facebook a/c

Karen Klinck
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7 months ago

Someone you have to be polite to at family dinners or your mother yells.

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Most of the entries on HipDict, in contrast, seem almost like a reversal of the dictionary format, where the humor is in the definitions: experiences we associate with mundane concepts.

And just like the platforms before it that let us show how we use our creative license with language, it functions mostly as a place for expressing opinions or observations in a recognizable format.

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Liam Walsh
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7 months ago

Means I'm not fine but stop asking because you've annoyed me.

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Monday
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7 months ago

Also "I've realized having this argument with you is pointless since you're too stupid to understand logic".

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Kaisu
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7 months ago

Why did you censor it? Everyone knows behind there. We can also write it in the comments. Shit

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While it is styled like a dictionary in the broadest sense, you might end up covering your eyes and screaming if you look at it with any background in lexicography (that’s not a verb… starting a definition with ‘when’? Oh dear g-)

But that’s okay. If these entries make you laugh and want to submit your own, HipDict has done its job.

Keep scrolling for more of our picks!

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Night Owl
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7 months ago

I hate repeating myself

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Ben Smith
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7 months ago

100% accurate, lol

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Kaisu
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7 months ago (edited)

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't find him attractive? He seems like a really nice and generous person, but I personally am not attracted to him

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Gonzalo Terán
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7 months ago

Yep, totally.

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Kjorn
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7 months ago

it's years since i experienced happiness

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My O My
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7 months ago

Suprise for two

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Christie Wright
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7 months ago

My friends and I use it and never get the anger part.

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Christie Wright
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7 months ago

Omg so true.

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Kjorn
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7 months ago

like a fridge… look great from the outside but on the Inside it's empty

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ƒιѕн
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7 months ago

Sidewalks at the insane asylum.

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Foxxy
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7 months ago

All the bloody time.

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Kaisu
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7 months ago

Also saying "we should hang out soon!" but then never hanging out

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Liam Walsh
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7 months ago

My sister.

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Rowlie
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7 months ago

Does FUCK really need to be censored? It wasn't when it was posted originally?

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No you didn't
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7 months ago

Or never.

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Ani
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7 months ago

When you try to shake hands but the other person tries to hug you

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Bonnie Osborne
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7 months ago

I hate that statement. If I look like shit or tired, why even say anything. It's clear one already knows. It's not helpful at all.

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Jon S.
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7 months ago

It cannot buy happiness, but it can sure stop you from suffering several kinds of misery!

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PjandBolt
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7 months ago

Haha

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Liam Walsh
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7 months ago

US. UK - Maths.

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How Terribly Unfortunate
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7 months ago

Definitely

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