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Good comments on the internet are like excellent supporting actors. Sometimes they can make such a difference, they'll steal the show. You may have clicked on a YouTube video by theneedledrop, but you're giving a like to one of his subscribers joking about the guy's bald head.

So it comes as no surprise that there's an entire Instagram account dedicated to this art. Called Comment Awards, it shares the most creative and funniest observations people have made online. Continue scrolling to check out its top posts! And, of course, don't forget to comment on them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also sweet that saving someone's life and therefore missing a job interview (which was probably hard to get in the first place because of his background) and have that called SKIPPING. Eff you very much, CBS

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When folks at FiveThirtyEight asked 8,500 internet commenters why do they do what they do, the answers, people gave a wide range of answers.

"Our respondents' reasons for commenting mirror the results of a recent survey of 600 news commenters by Talia Jomini Stroud and her colleagues at the University of Texas at Austin's Engaging News Project," Christie Aschwanden wrote in FiveThirtyEight. "In their survey, the top three reasons that people gave for commenting were 'to express an emotion or opinion,' 'to add information' or 'to correct inaccuracies or misinformation.'"

Certain stories, however, generate a disproportionate number of comments, and after years of being on the receiving end of comments, Aschwanden has formed a theory: the subjects most likely to elicit impassioned responses are those that feel personal to the reader (a real-life experience with the subject has made them feel like an expert) and those that hit on identity in some way.

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"[My insight is] based on something a newspaper reporter in Boulder told me many years ago," Aschwanden explained. "Back then, readers were still mailing letters to the editor, and they had a seemingly endless appetite to debate two things: who was at fault in conflicts between cars and bikes and whether dogs should be allowed to run unleashed on city trails."

To test this theory, Aschwanden asked the people who took the survey about the circumstances that made them most likely to comment.

"The answers lent at least some support to the bikes-and-dogs theory. But respondents’ reasons were more complex than my one, unified theory; commenters were also driven by a desire to provide their own information or to argue against an idea they disagreed with."

At the end of the day, commenters want the same thing as us publishers — to be heard. So if they have something to say, we're glad they can do so on our platform.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen this one before and it made me smile again. Little English, Big heart!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Publisher's AGM: "Now let's not forget everybody, those academic texts all need minuscule revisions before the start of the university year, so that we can brand them as a new edition. We don't want to loose out on any sales at $300 per copy to other students selling the copies the no longer use!"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, We just print "17th edition" on the cover and that's enough to make all prior 16 editions obsolete and worthless.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Universities steal millions of dollars in textbook every year, by selling them to their indebted students at an indecent price.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was in school 10 years back, I got the syllabus for each of my classes, purchased all the books, used my phone to take pictures of all the required pages, then returned the books for a full refund. No regrets.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep over priced and used for maybe a semester. They wonder why PDF drive is so popular

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband rented his textbooks online which saved us a bunch of money. They arrive with a prepaid return box so postage wasn't a concern.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why I illegally download everything, including textbooks. A few textbooks is months of medical/car insurance, they can f*** off charging those prices then forcing you to buy a 'revised' copy next year where ONE LINE HAD BEEN CHANGED.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But can you blame him? He’s promoting education. Not meth or political rhetoric.

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Jeff Diamond
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a professor one time that was up-front about it. He said you don't need the eighth edition. Get any of them. The only difference is the page number. Saved $147 dollars on one book.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes you can get away with just buying the previous edition for $7.98 if they haven't changed much. I found this out by accidentally buying the wrong edition and the teacher would cite the "wrong" page number but the material would all be there on the next page. Then I noticed everyone else had a different cover. Also had 2 teachers who had written the textbooks themselves, make galley proofs of the new editions available to us for free.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well that’s a weird thing for police to say, I don’t even know how to pronounce buff.ly/2knQN0t

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's even worse: the textbooks are also printed for export and then only cost a fraction of the price. And it states on these export books that it is forbidden to sell them in the U.S. (I'm a bookstore seller)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know I’m getting old—my semester’s tuition plus books was about $1000 total.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bwahahaha! Laughed so hard that my dog jumped lol

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh WOW, the last response is just great. It's sweet to try and raise awareness but this might not be the way.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And even without the fashion line worth $200 million, I'm sure Magic would rather have him as his son and not someone like the original poster.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just keep it out of the Eyes and Ears and Mouth and Nose

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Applause to those gals, because I expect they had to put up with a lot. At least at first.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... but your dad has a big extended family that's really adorable!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OUCH! Scotty is right, that bloody racket is not what we want when at the beach.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bullies never remember the s**t they put their victims through, asking them is giving them too much credit just to start with

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was a follow-up comment to this along the lines of "Yo mama so ugly your dad had to go get another husband" or something like that. It was in a post on this website

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wondered if it was indeed improv and not scripted coz they did so well on the fly. Especially Ryan.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My aunt caught covid from the pastor at a small church meeting. Less than two months later, she, her husband and her youngest daughter were dead. And people don't understand why I don't go anywhere.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kid (about 14yr old) said to me after first lock down 'in the future, there will be no snow days, only work from home days'. I had a little cry

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For a hungry kid all food is welcome. I was never aware we had "struggle" meals growing up. To me those were just normal foods. Still are actually.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The orange moron always pops up in the threads about funny comebacks (never his) and stupidity (always his).

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG how true. I'm really gob smacked and will be thinking about this today too!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exercising with a good friend just makes it go by that much easier.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

elon musk is an asshole at his wedding he literarily said "im the alpha in this relationship" he's a twat

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am so glad that I quit American pop culture when I was 16, in 1985. I don't know or care what any of this means.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am 52yo. I have never sorted clothes in my life. I just shove 'em in the washer. It does not matter.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They make guitar/bass, keyboards and drums as well. Got the whole band and cool transportation to boot.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Texas you don't say "women have the right to choose" you say "pro life" which means, "we are going to force you to have a child but we are not going to take care of it". Isn't that amazing?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cant really say thats funny. Usually adore Ryan, but be careful what you wish for, even jokingly. Ask all the parents with children that disappeared how fun it is.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the sluttiest girls from high school are now the most devout evangelicals judging everyone's lives.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, no, NO! The perfect date is when Jason Momoa or Chris Hemsworth whisks you away from the gala with the stolen Declaration of Independence!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They posted pics of Chadwick Boseman when he was terminal and hadnt made it public, shaming him for alledgedly being a drug addict

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kansas. I drove across Kansas once. If I lived there, I would paint all my windows black and never stop drinking.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

15 years later when the house is worth $1.5 million: "Hey, we need to talk about that loan we gave you.... "

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The year is 1989, it's Sunday morning and you are sprawled on some cushions on the floor in front of the TV, watching cartoons, an open cereal pack next to you. Tonight, you will go to McD, get a Happy Meal with a Transformers toy and because tomorrow is no school, you get to pick a movie at Blockbuster. Life is perfect.

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