30 Encounters With Tourists From Hell Me And My GF Experienced While Working In Iceland’s Tourism

But if you saw two partial whales, then that makes one whole whale, so... NO REFUND!!!

"....whole whale?" Oops, man overboard!

POEPLE ARE SO STUPID .. i REALLY DON´T KNOW HOW HO HANDLE THIS RAGE AGAINST EVERYBODY

Sounds fishy!

People are weird

Well, that’s only for customers who purchased Northern Lights Prime.

-The shrooms are charged extra, sir.

My everyday strugglin’ 🤣

Wrong country to go on a gourmet trip for you, mate.

-Don't worry, you'll make an excellent viking dish

The country does not grow many vegetables, mainly the root vegetables and some hot house tomatoes. The meat and root vegetables stews were to invade for.

I would kindly ask if that made sense for me to book it if I'm, say - lactose intolerant. Like - I don't have to taste everything, just tell me if anything would be alright for me. If not I'm not going to book it and make demands. But that just me.

People don't do responsible research first and are, basically, ridiculous.

I also want to pet the whales.

Just jump in if you want to pet them. We'll leave he negotiations up to you and the whales.

They got so close to our boat you almost could. Very curious creatures

The Llama is cute tho....or an alpaca?

I’m assuming whale sharks which I’m 100 percent certain aren’t in that area. But I think you can swim with them and maybe pet them. But it cost a ton. I’m not sure if it was an actual thing though or just divers taking photos so.........that’s what I’ll assume they were thinking of

I says send'em out... let nature take care of them..."The tour shall continue, but it is self-serve. Have a nice day"

I always say no, who are you, as politely and ditz-illy as possible. Love the reactions

They think you're all powerful, and you control the weather! Go, you!

You need a button to drop a piano to where the customer stands.

I love that look.- I wear it , too, sometimes :-D (Also workign in tourism)

Ooh,how many times I gave that look from behind the monitor!

I think every year we need one day where we could say what we really want to without repercussion. Like a verbal purge

What you need to do is finely hone your sarcasm into speech where you can imply their idiocy without them realizing. When you get proficient enough, they can actually take it as a compliment.

Tale the 50 mil, go back to work for o e day, enjoy number 3, when customer threatens to get me fired, smile really big and say "Too late"

I tell fellow employees they are idiots and don't get into trouble, does that count?

Hahaha this is perfect