Comic Artist Adam Ellis Has Quit Buzzfeed, And Here Are 126 Of His Funniest Comics

Sree S 7 years ago

First time dog is asked the question. Dog feels touched.

6points

eleven's eggos 7 years ago

Honestly me... I don't like humans as much as I like animals

7points

Nora howard 7 years ago

i did not really get that in till I saw that it was a guy holding the dog

1point

A.R. 7 years ago

Took me a minute cause I thought the 2nd one was a girl! *L*

1point

Alex Hood 7 years ago

Hahaha.. :p

1point

Furious_Lover 7 years ago

I rather socialize with Doggos too

1point

Amit Paramne 7 years ago

Thought he was a girl at first

1point

Rebekah 7 years ago

Lordie, this made me smile biggly. (yes, I know that's not a word. But it fits, so there.)

1point

Maria K 7 years ago

Ohh, haha. XD

1point

Mhiller17 7 years ago

If not then you are my dog now :3

1point

#2

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

385points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

I like the fresh perspective here. Good job.

149points

just a thought! 7 years ago

Right ? I was so tired of everyone complaining about this and acting as if they didn't use phones or computers to see these pictures themselves ...

25points

stellermatt 7 years ago

i keep in touch with family and friends all across the world, some I may never actually see, the modern world keeps us closer

13points

athornedrose 7 years ago

just because you're not socializing with the person immediately next to you physically, doesn't mean you're not communicating.

6points

Hayley Rodgers 7 years ago

We are socializing with the people we like and not feeling forced to talk to strangers and have a panic attack.

3points

Kasper Madsen 7 years ago

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Wezbie 7 years ago

Finally! We live in the most connected time in history and can communicate with our loved ones on the other side of the world!

2points

eleven's eggos 7 years ago

I like the new ideas that fight against people's usual ideology with media. Thank you!

2points

Allayna 7 years ago

Phones are actually a way to communicate, especially if you don't like the people you're with at the moment XD

1point

Matthew Moreland 7 years ago

Actually its great because I can talk to people I actually like instead of random strangers about things they wouldn't understand anyway?

1point

Kelvin Roger 7 years ago

I also used to using mobile in BuzzFeed ;)

1point

Joshie.Bean 2 years ago

I like that everyone else's faces change besides mustache guys :P

0points

#3

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

371points

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stellermatt 7 years ago

and... a form...of childbirth....

136points

Bored Fox 7 years ago

Speculation that the Roman dictator Julius Caesar was born by the method now known as C-section is apparently false. Although Caesarean sections were performed in Roman times, no classical source records a mother surviving such a delivery. "Bad Medicine: Misconceptions and Misuses Revealed," by Christopher Wanjek, p. 5 (John Wiley & Sons, 2003)"

20points

Banana Chan 7 years ago

I love Caesar salad

3points

Nick P 7 years ago

I always use to wonder how the salad get that name. Did Caesar use to eat the same salad? Now i know the real reason.

2points

Nick P 7 years ago

This is way too funny...

1point

Heather Cox 7 years ago

And a cocktail

1point

Heather Cox 7 years ago

And an orange beverage

0points

Moses Shuldiner 3 years ago

Tut, tut, you Brute!

0points

Hadesdaughter 4 years ago

and..a..pizza empire

0points

Vivek Joghee 5 years ago

Burtal Brutus on a Killing Diet

0points

Josta Loos 7 years ago

Wel the Dutch word for emperor is keizer. German is kaisar....all deriving from his name. He never got to be an emperor but at least the title bears his name (in latin you would pronounce the c as a k)

0points

Silverwolf 7 years ago

Actually, the salad Caesar was nit named after him, it was named after Caesar Cardini. Don’t worry I still like the drawing! 😁

0points

Silverwolf 7 years ago

Sorry not, not nit

0points

#4

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

358points

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Bored Girl 7 years ago

by far the most painful feeling in the world.

107points

Hanneke Legerstee 7 years ago

wow that was disturbing!

14points

Scarpednoodles 7 years ago

I cringed so hard reading this because it really feels like it's actually like this

8points

Meep 7 years ago

C**p once I actually pulled the skin off up to my wrist and I had to go to the ER. It hurts like hell!

6points

Venera Krasniqi 7 years ago

I felt uncomfortable watching that xD''

5points

Bre Amsink 7 years ago

This gave me so many creepy chills

5points

Eliiiiiza 7 years ago

Does anyone pluck it upward?

4points

Nadine Ducca 7 years ago

NOOOOO!!!

3points

ImAmazingAndUsedToBeNotOnFire 7 years ago

Ouch!

2points

Catherine Stevens 2 years ago

I CAN FEEL THESE IMAGES AND I HATE IT

1point

#5

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

347points

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~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago

This...this is me.

50points

Space whale 3 years ago

Poor cat

0points

stellermatt 7 years ago

was there a back story as to why he only has three legs?

9points

Lonely Dragon 7 years ago

I think he owns just a cat with 3 legs? Idk, rescue cat maybe

9points

mulk 7 years ago

Oh... he has a cat with 3 legs?

2points

Sawyer Purser 4 years ago

i do not have cat but this is my neighbor cat cuz all i hear are little thumps

0points

Sawyer Purser 4 years ago

i don't have a cat but my neighbor dose so they do this

0points

Jordan Fuller 5 years ago

so tru

0points

Carles Hopkins 7 years ago

Cat always like this 😂😂😂

0points

Carles Hopkins 7 years ago

Cat always like this 😂

0points

Pat Wooster 7 years ago

Me two!

0points

Steven Scott 6 years ago

*too

0points

BoopityBooptiyBooper 7 years ago

*Bass boosted Running in the 90s*

0points

#6

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

318points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

Well.. you're open minded?

166points

Sree S 7 years ago

When you realize you had a brain...

9points

stellermatt 7 years ago

best to live your life as a cup i'd say.

9points

Pamela 7 years ago

Throw a hat on it, no one will ever notice

4points

Katz King 7 years ago

But what about when your corpse is in front of every one in a matter of minutes

1point

Bway_Gonnabe11 7 years ago

THE PHAAAAAANNNNTOM OF THE OPERA IS HERE

2points

Enomfon Asuquo 7 years ago

INSIDE MY MIND!!!!!

0points

Lioness101 7 years ago

Can I just mention the similarity to Dear David here? Anyone here understood that reference?

1point

Jace 4 years ago

And why did the house employees get cursed too????

0points

GOH YI Moe 4 years ago

no

0points

Lioness101 7 years ago

Can I just mention the similarity to Dear David? Anyone here that understood that reference?

0points

Sushi Smack 7 years ago

never thought of it that way

0points

Rachael Eaves 7 years ago

That's perfect!! 😂

0points

#7

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

318points

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~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago

This is literally my overgrown Great Dane.

54points

Venera Krasniqi 7 years ago

Every animal ever

2points

Laura Ford-Everett 7 years ago

love this one

2points

glowworm2 7 years ago

I've always loved this one! Rajah is so cute.

2points

Sree S 7 years ago

Rajah OP

1point

A.R. 7 years ago

*L* I've heard that the Big cats love to curl up in cardboard boxes too!

0points

Susann Campbell 7 years ago

Yes this is true for cats. So love this.

0points

#8

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

309points

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stellermatt 7 years ago

I prefer being on my whiskey diet, so far I've lost 3 days...

77points

Tom Hardeveld 7 years ago

and 80 dollars

11points

Jonas H 7 years ago

I don't the understand the repeated hate for broccoli in American culture. It tastes good and is super healthy.

7points

Sky 7 years ago

That's because some people like to boil it to death until it's a baby poo green instead of steaming or grilling it.

4points

Sree S 7 years ago

In any modern day culture* And there's me: FIGHTING AGAINST THE BROCOLLI HATERS 🌳🌳🌳

1point

Bored Fox 7 years ago

Jonas H, there are plenty of broccoli haters in all countries. Some people just don't like the taste of it. I live in Finland and here also some people who don't eat the broccoli. I like the taste of broccoli nut I never buy it because my boyfriend hates broccoli.

1point

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

Being allergic to Broccoli, you lucky chap.

2points

Jordan Fuller 5 years ago

moms are murderers. dis is y u shouldn't eat broccoli

1point

ColossalChibi 7 years ago

Reminded me of when I was a child. I was allergic to eggs. My mom knew about it but she kept on feeding me eggs and today, I'm not allergic to them anymore. XD

1point

Melody Lanzatella 7 years ago

This actually happened to me!

1point

athornedrose 7 years ago

this happened to me in real life! not with broccoli but still!

1point

Anita Wolf 7 years ago

That actually happened to my SO, with Spinach

0points

Patricia Sweeton 7 years ago

Lima beans!

0points

Iñaki Tofiño 7 years ago

Exactly what happened to me with fish as a teenager...

0points

#9

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

308points

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Sree S 7 years ago

'A friend, that I don't happen to have... Wait at least I got apples!'

54points

Bella Smith 7 years ago

How do you know me so well...

3points

eleven's eggos 7 years ago

Why did I relate to this so hard?? 😭

3points

May 7 years ago

Because you don't have friends? What kind of question is that

3points

~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago

Same here.

1point

Deni Castro 4 years ago

6 apples

0points

Nick P 7 years ago

So true... I got both a Friend and the remaining apples..

0points

A.R. 7 years ago

Well, technically, he isn't wrong!

0points

Ande H 7 years ago

OMV SOOOOO TRUE

0points

Terror from Beyond Space 7 years ago

Less visits to the doctor?

0points

Panda L❤️ve 7 years ago

I know the feels nobody knows i exist either

0points

Bored Girl 7 years ago

Lonely life

0points

#10

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

276points

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Miklós Nagy 7 years ago

And they are always the one with sh*t taste.

107points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

s**t taste comes with bad education i guess...was not told proper behavior, neither good music...

11points

Sasha Brokaw 3 years ago

and i have to glance at my younger brother to make sure he's still pure

0points

Sk8 B0ard 7 years ago

Omg ikr 😂

0points

Pamela 7 years ago

It's always horrible music. And even worse is when they take phone calls on speaker. Like are you that narcissistic that you're not aware other people are around you and we didn't sign up for the show lol

4points

Daria B 7 years ago

Honestly, I don't mind a little noise. Too much silence makes me anxious and lonely. But there are places where open speaker music is appropriate and places where it's not. Subway trains and subway stations are the places where it's not. (If you're wondering which places I consider appropriate, it's parks, strolling/biking roads, beaches, playgrounds and such.)

4points

Sree S 7 years ago

AND THEN there are the ppl with the trashy headphones which u can hear from like a kilometre away... MIGHT AS WELL NOT WERE THE HEADPHONES AT ALL

3points

Zori the degu 7 years ago

And even there I appreciate it when people use headphones. We have a disgusting music style(or rather, music disgrace) here, in Bulgaria, called "chalga". If you are dumb, you always wonder how to boast your arrogant idiotic ego, you don't have any real friends(yet you think you do and you think you are sooo great that everyone should know about your existence), you like pointless song texts and tuneless music, look no further when looking for "music".

2points

C.Marrero 7 years ago

ANY NOICE BOTHERS ME

0points

Kiahna 7 years ago

I was once walking around in the city and I heard the song 'Rockstar' playing a few metres away. It turns out that two teenage boys were walking around blasting it from their phones. It must've had some sort of speaker attached to it because you could here it from a mile away. Rude!

2points

Cassie 7 years ago

I have never seen a teenager or twenty-something year old listening to a phone or tablet out loud. It's always little kids or really old people. I can kind of understand the little kids since headphones aren't good for their hearing development, but maybe put them on a game they can play silently while they're in public instead of watching inane cartoons. I cannot understand the old people. You're old enough to know better!

1point

KrisF 7 years ago

And at least half the time they are trying to sing/rap along. Badly

1point

Samuel Zhao 4 years ago

Meanwhile My music taste is so bad I make sure my headphones are plugged in

0points

Jace 4 years ago

I absolutely hate people who play ANYTHING via speakers in public. I also hate music being piped in by businesses on sidewalks like at a local mall. Do that inside. Inside is your own place. Outside is shared. USE OUTSIDE CONSIDERATELY!!

0points

Sid Macheath 7 years ago

Never mind this, I got a neighbor across the way that pulls up in his car every night around 1am blasting s****y Albanian music.

0points

Rachael Eaves 7 years ago

😂😂

0points

#11

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

250points

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My O My 7 years ago

And there you go, you've got a topic to chat about

41points

Mark Kelly 7 years ago

Depends what you mean by "weird"

3points

Ande H 7 years ago

Well think about the usual then add to it take some away some some Lanier Math equations and BAM that’s how wierd I guess I mean the cat talked about it

1point

Ande H 7 years ago

*what do you do* *watch f***inv weird porn with my cat*

3points

Carson Anneliese 6 years ago

The cat stuff that's so true reminds me of the Oatmeal cartoonist.

1point

Nora howard 7 years ago

way to be honest cat.

1point

A.R. 7 years ago

Be thankful out animals don't talk. Imagine the secrets they could use to blackmail us!!

1point

Laura Martin 7 years ago

lmao

1point

The Famous Junkie 7 years ago

And then.... the rapid movement... with a creatures whose eyes react more to movement than colour.... great combination

1point

The Famous Junkie 7 years ago

OMG.... my cat ALWAYS wants to sit with me, on me preferably, when I’ve got a bit horny and found a dirty vid.

0points

RandomBeing 4 years ago

maybe is human in disguise

0points

Just Carmen 7 years ago

HAHAHA! You just knew it wasn't gonna be anything good!

0points

#12

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

248points

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Alia Ris 7 years ago

"you forgot....to leave the left one!"

32points

Rebekah 7 years ago

At least it would be easier to find her. Those tan lines and all.

4points

BusLady 7 years ago

Probably "lost" the other one on the way home. What was her Fairy Godmother thinking?

2points

FandomTrashHell 7 years ago

d o e s s h o e s a r e s e x y

2points

Taryn Wallace 7 years ago

Does shoes are sexy.........what are does shoes???

2points

A.R. 7 years ago

*L* I totally get this one. I hate them too!

1point

Lola Run 7 years ago

XDDD

1point

ColossalChibi 7 years ago

Haha I laughed at the Prince's reaction xD

1point

#13

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

243points

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Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago

When I was a kid I picked it up back on the toothbrush xD

78points

Carlos Superhuerta 7 years ago

I still do it =/

18points

Honesty Olishia 7 years ago

That's pretty disgusting, but hey, I've probably done worse as a kid!

9points

Bobbirobin 7 years ago

I still do!

1point

Mayzie B 7 years ago

eww

0points

Glynis Lailann 7 years ago

I still do.

0points

Amanda Vidri 7 years ago

I still do that.

0points

Robert Greene 7 years ago

Yup, I even used the toothbrush to pick it up

0points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

Happen to me quite often but i don't pick it up back, tough my sink is clean...

0points

Zori the degu 7 years ago

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Tiari 7 years ago

Why not use water first? I.o

7points

Janine B. 7 years ago

Would make things too easy.

2points

Cat person 7 years ago

I do before and after

1point

SexyEggPlant 7 years ago

Ew No! That's the most absurd idea I ve heard all day!!!

0points

Laura Sherman 7 years ago

So I have to ask, Why do some of us not wet our toothbrush before putting toothpaste on it?

3points

Sky 7 years ago

I wet it before and after, it's a personal preference.

3points

ElisabethN. 7 years ago

Oh yeah! I hate when that happens, I'm one if those who make the toothpaste wet instead of the toothbrush!

2points

Jenifer Cappello 7 years ago

I put water on the brush first. :P

1point

Ryan Schreiber 7 years ago

Wet the brush then put toothpaste on.

1point

Nessiesaurus 7 years ago

Aren't your mouths wet? Why would you need to wet it LMAO ( ؔ⚈͟ ◡ ؔ⚈͟ ๑)&

1point

Patti 7 years ago

My son did this on purpose. He hated the taste of toothpaste

1point

Janeway Montgomery 2 years ago

u put water on ur toothbrush b4 u brush? y'all are wEiRd

0points

RandomBeing 4 years ago

smoosh the toothpste into the bristles

0points

#14

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

230points

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stellermatt 7 years ago

i drew a cartoon once that was this movie but from the point of view of new york. It's just a guy in a taxi waiting but then giving up when the ship never arrives. I called it 'Jack's Taxi'.

52points

This Lil Raccoon 7 years ago

I want to see it!

2points

Emil Holmgren 7 years ago

Jack wasn't even supposed to be on the ship :-P

0points

Sid Macheath 7 years ago

Thats pretty good lol

0points

Natasha Forchione 7 years ago

This is exactly how I felt when I saw the movie, the guy is freezing and she just kept talking

6points

Apollo 7 years ago

Yes, and there was really enough space for him too. Since 1997 I'm asking myself: 'why?'.

3points

ElisabethN. 7 years ago

I think every single person who saw this movie thought exactly the same.

4points

Captain Of The Ships 3 years ago

The size of the door didn’t matter it was the weight. If they floated the top part of their bodies and kicked with their kegs they both would have lived and been fine. If Leonardo DiCaprio wasn’t in this movie I would call it terrible.

0points

yuu 6 years ago

hahahah xD

0points

Jetches 7 years ago

Stop trying jack the plot has to go on without you

0points

A.R. 7 years ago

This is something I've always wondered about too. Why didn't Jack just crawl up on the door with Rose too? I do have to admit, I have never watched this movie so I really shouldn't complain. pfft!

0points

#15

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

230points

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Mark Smallman 7 years ago

I think the irony is more a case of if the trees had have been there still then they might have provided shelter from the wind.

32points

Honesty Olishia 7 years ago

Or the trees would've caught on fire...

12points

Mac Hayes 7 years ago

It does the same thing to me if I'm using folding canvas chairs.

2points

Sree S 7 years ago

I remember when we were on a family trip, we left at morning I decided to sit in the car seat he wanted to sit it coz of easy access to exit the car. Drive was like 2 hrs and sub was in my face the whole time. Then when it was like evening I swapped with him to avoid the sun, but I ended up sitting in the sun seat again. I was like 'sad life...'

2points

SexyEggPlant 7 years ago

There are trees?

0points

Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago

Ah yes, the viscious firecamp smoke. Been there. Happens every. Single. Time.

7points

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

Congrats! You're smokin' hot now...

2points

CelSlade 7 years ago

We have a superstition in South Africa (well, my family did, no idea if it is prevalent): If you lick two fingers and point them at the smoke, the smoke will be 'scared off'. It looks very impressive, until you realize it's just the wind veering. But kids are awestruck at your supernatural powers XD

1point

WhiteFox 7 years ago

EVERY. GODDAM. TIME.

0points

KT Trondsen 7 years ago

LOL so true

0points

Nora howard 7 years ago

me camping

0points

Barb Lane 7 years ago

Every. Time! lol

0points

Bernice Wittwer 7 years ago

Smoke follows beauty is what I’ve been told.

0points

EM 7 years ago

Me camping. I think smoke is sentient and trying to annoy me.

0points

#16

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

219points

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Alia Ris 7 years ago

actually, my curiosity would made me picked up the phone. It's the familiar names that scare me.....

17points

Samia Guled 3 years ago

when u get ur 1st phone u be like

0points

glowworm2 7 years ago

The worse are the telemarketers--I don't even have a decline button--and my phone quacks...

3points

Sophia Erica MANCHUS 3 years ago

dood just speak in a language nobody understands like flabberdoodlejans

1point

Hawk 7 years ago

I always pick up and say “hello, this is Jerald, i would like to talk to your best Russian hacker, I need one now! You better bring one or I will sue u!”

2points

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

TrueCaller to the rescue!

1point

SCP 4666 3 years ago

Every *clap* single *clap* time *clap*

0points

Jace 4 years ago

It's just telemarketers, or, more likely, a scam. DECLINE BY DEFAULT.

0points

Luka Lukšić 7 years ago

I always activate the option to block hidden numbers :)

0points

donewithlifeu 7 years ago

me with all my calls

0points

Taylor Smith 7 years ago

Lol remember when this one was cropped to roast this dude. His comics actually got a lot better after that whole scene though

0points

Killian Wallace 7 years ago

My Dad when he gets a Unknown call

0points

#17

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

218points

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Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

Could use the headphone to punch him too...

66points

Hawk 7 years ago

Or stuff them in his mouth

8points

Lily Dalbey 7 years ago

They'd break.

5points

... 7 years ago

Decorate them in spikes first.

2points

Aly The Pansexual 5 years ago

Choke him

1point

Sree S 7 years ago

The many uses of a headphone...

1point

PurpleDoople 2 years ago

I agree with the sentiment but your tactics confuse and frighten me

0points

Awkward Froggy 2 years ago

Or...your fist...?

0points

Maggy K 7 years ago

The proper answer to this is "Thanks, do you want to see my balls to?"

5points

Joybug 3 years ago

What if he says yes?

1point

C.Marrero 7 years ago

Rude...

5points

Wings 7 years ago

The graffiti says "toy story 2 was ok" I laughed too ahrd

3points

Amy Pattie 7 years ago

I love the poetical social commentary on the graffiti - "Toy Story was OK"

1point

Eliiiiiza 7 years ago

The graffiti on the wall. “D**k”tation.

1point

Amy Pattie 7 years ago

I love the graffiti - Toy Story 2 Was OK. Political poetry man...

0points

A.R. 7 years ago

This is why earbuds are so important to always have on you. So many places you can be where you do not wish to be included in the Real World. *L*

0points

ColossalChibi 7 years ago

One of the many reasons I don't go out much... *sigh*

0points

Denis Schüle 7 years ago

that's me! :O

0points

#18

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

218points

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Bored Girl 7 years ago

Omg yess that always happens!

41points

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

I never have this problem... Like my selfies also get me only 2 likes. :-/

6points

CelSlade 7 years ago

Ah well... you are clearly not following correct procedure. It goes like this: Shower, do makeup and hair just 'so', put on best outfit, find perfect spot and light, take 300 selfies in various poses, reject them all in disgust, change outfit, makeup and hair, take another 300 selfies, angrily select the one you least actively loathe (usually #2 or 3 from the first batch), upload with extreme trepidation. If you follow this method religiously, you too could be left reconsidering all your life choices.

8points

stellermatt 7 years ago

'are you dying' hahaha

3points

C.Marrero 7 years ago

'Delete your account'

0points

Meep 7 years ago

Ok so I'm about to nerd out but there's this thing where selfies look better than regular pictures because normally u only see mirror images and that's what a selfie is but a regular pic looks worse because it's the reverse of what u normally see in a mirror (sorry is i overdid it ,sometimes my nerd pops out of my even nerdier exterior)

2points

Jennifer Erdossy 7 years ago

I'm the opposite. I cannot take a good selfie. I'm the in-between generation, not a boomer, not a millennial, just stuck in a gen X/Y trying to figure s**t out.

0points

ColossalChibi 7 years ago

Can relate to this soooo much xD That's why I don't feel okay when someone else takes my pic lol

0points

Randa Ratliff 7 years ago

This is f*****g true.

0points

Just Carmen 7 years ago

Nope. Mine keep turning out like the second one no matter who takes the picture. 😩

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

For me, they both look like the second one

0points

Maria K 7 years ago

"are you dying"

0points

#19

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

212points

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Zori the degu 7 years ago

Still prefer the second one. Cuter. :)

35points

Sree S 7 years ago

Looks like a caterpillar to me...

7points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

true, 1st one looks arrogant

3points

Sasha Brokaw 3 years ago

like a little bean

0points

Denis Schüle 7 years ago

chibis and lolis are the best! :-)

0points

A.R. 7 years ago

It's always the same problem; Comfort over fashion!

1point

Just Carmen 7 years ago

Yep. If you're not lookin' like the Michelin Man when you go outside where I live, you're not gonna be warm. (Minnesota)

0points

Tralee Aylett 7 years ago

My height makes me no# 2 in most stuff. The Petit label doesn't fit my hips or shoulders. Fits height and waist but otherwise forget it

0points

C.Marrero 7 years ago

So thats what snow fashion looks like

0points

Anna Bertane 7 years ago

So true!!!

0points

#20

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

208points

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stellermatt 7 years ago

*cue fireworks*

46points

glowworm2 7 years ago

"I gave up on that Princess a long time ago. She can go save herself."

8points

Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago

My childhood nightmare... She never was in THAT castle xDD

7points

FandomTrashHell 7 years ago

TOP TEN ANIME ROMANCES

5points

Kat Robin Shulder 7 years ago

peach and bowser are married anyway

2points

Anda Lu 7 years ago

Peach: Mario! WTF are you doing, come save me"

1point

Mark Kelly 7 years ago

better than having to go though all that s**t again.

1point

Alicia Chu 7 years ago

aww

1point

Sykz 7 years ago

awesome!!

1point

Gimmick Schnabitz 7 years ago

i love this one.. SO MUCH

1point

#21

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

206points

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Skure 7 years ago

What happens to your cat? I see 3 legs, not 4...

34points

Anne Reid 7 years ago

I think the “x” drawn on her means the little one had a big injury and lost a leg.

44points

Daniel Sipes 7 years ago

The shadow creature asked to borrow it.

40points

Claire Auerbach 7 years ago

He just has three legs. He has posted pictures of him on his Instagram before.

12points

Sky 7 years ago

Looks like he's missing one.

11points

Jace 4 years ago

Until you asked that, I had been wondering what the X was for. The cat is a TRIPOD.

1point

Samia Guled 3 years ago

My agenda is like that lol

0points

Nora howard 7 years ago

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Sky 7 years ago

All my pets commune with the demons in my house, I'm pretty sure they have partied while I'm off to work.

9points

Heather Bateman 7 years ago

You forgot hack up a hairball in the middle of the night either a) under your bed, or b) right where you put your feet down to get out of bed.

4points

Rocky Magic 7 years ago

I love how he draws cats <3

4points

Wings 7 years ago

I'm guessing rescue cat, based on missing leg! Poor baby!

3points

Holly Hofmann 7 years ago

X is the universal sign somethings gone. On your eyes = dead, where a leg should be = amputated.

3points

A.R. 7 years ago

Awwww, your kitty had an accident or was he born without his front right leg?

2points

Kiki 7 years ago

Why do you have an Enderman in your house?

2points

Liz dJ 7 years ago

Ah Dear David!

1point

Olivia Kuczynski 7 years ago

http://www.catster.com/molz/adam-ellis-three-legged-cat-cats

1point

#22

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

203points

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Zori the degu 7 years ago

But at least she has a friend loyally waiting for her to finish. ;)

42points

Magdalina777 7 years ago

If you mean the bird he's long asleep:P They sleep sitting up and generally fall asleep pretty fast in the dark, at least mine definitely does

3points

Evelyn Wrightsman 1 year ago

If only my birds were loyal. lil freaks trying to escape any chance they get

0points

Samia Guled 3 years ago

what i always do

0points

The rainbow panda 7 years ago

The LaCroiy...

1point

ImAmazingAndUsedToBeNotOnFire 7 years ago

Literally me

1point

Lil Potato 3 years ago

Sponsored by... La croy

0points

Jace 4 years ago

This is my life. I have a sleep disorder, so it's so much harder to be consistent. It just continuously creeps forward.

0points

Bernice Wittwer 7 years ago

Me. Every. Single. Night.

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

I need to hang this up by my bed

0points

FandomTrashHell 7 years ago

m e

0points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

I just play to finish this chapter then i go to bed...

0points

#23

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

197points

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stellermatt 7 years ago

the devil has all the best songs, we all know that.

74points

Janeway Montgomery 2 years ago

*jokingly blasts montero bc that song is beautiful*

1point

RandomBeing 4 years ago

but heaven hasc the best compsers

0points

Samia Guled 3 years ago

and yet so the devil is horrible. God is better

-3points

De'leeze(fka moon) 6 years ago

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Bag Of Donuts 7 years ago

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Eddie Karnaghon 2 years ago

Why hate a song just cuz it's religious??

0points

Jetches 7 years ago

ONLY THE GOOD DIIIIIEEEE YUUUNG ONLY THE GOOD DIE YUU—UUNG

-1point

BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago

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Tom Webster 7 years ago

Chocolate car?

-2points

Chilli 1 year ago

yum

1point

Martins Enaruna 7 years ago

Nah. People just prefer trash to the truth. The gospel.

-2points

AngelofThursdays 7 years ago

yessss every time xD

-2points

Nina Ballard 7 years ago

Too true

-2points

Rachael Eaves 7 years ago

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Dragons Exist 3 years ago

Why were u downvoted

-2points

Johanna Zamora 7 years ago

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#24

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

196points

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Lilian Della Rose 7 years ago

All introverts ever

74points

The Alchemist 7 years ago

My version of being an introvert is no company is better than bad company. So if I can be outside with no people around then I'm good.

10points

Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago

Some of us really like going outside, it's just that unfortunately there's usually people out there.

7points

Julie Julie 7 years ago

Absolutely not! I love being outside. It's my way to recharge. I like to be alone in the sunshine and under the trees.

4points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

and vampires. But we are related :D

3points

River wolf 2 years ago

Uh, NO! He probably just hates sunlight or wants to get some work done.

1point

Sadpetals 7 years ago

I'm an introvert and I actually prefer being amidst nature rather than staying inside my room, given that I get to be alone

1point

Morgiana 7 years ago

Being an introvert doesn't mean one doesn't like nature or sunlight, and wants to stay inside. It's about communication preferences with other people.

1point

Hannah Faith 7 years ago

lmaaooo yeP

0points

mbergen 7 years ago

My in-laws do that, drives me nuts. Its like visiting in a cave.

4points

Joseph Roberts 6 years ago

Getting the glare off your computer screen.

1point

Sykz 7 years ago

Time for Netflix.

1point

Collin Edward 5 years ago

"Another beautiful morning... It makes me SICK!" - Winifred Sanderson

0points

Christian Claydon 5 years ago

Me

0points

KitKat_UniKittyLover 7 years ago

Hello Darkness, My old friend....

0points

A.R. 7 years ago

I adore a dark rainy day cause it's a great excuse to snuggle in bed all day with my honey-buns.

0points

Stan Chung 7 years ago

that's me. sun is too bright for working on the comp

0points

Rebekah 7 years ago

Me.

0points

#25

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

196points

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GlassOfWater 7 years ago

*types in 'motherlode'*

61points

CelSlade 7 years ago

'motherlode' Ctrl C, Ctrl V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V

5points

Sky 7 years ago

Just don't do "Set As Head" That could be messy.

2points

Sree S 7 years ago

I've kinda got the gist of SIMS now... if only life was as simple s dat...

1point

Kjorn 7 years ago

i need to go to the bathroom... damn... i only have one hours to go... well... i'll just go on the floor instead

1point

Evgeniya Khon 7 years ago

If only it was possible in real life (I mean upgrading your intelligence and other skills with days)

1point

Sea otter simone/ froggy 3 years ago

this is from three years ago but....oha? aah? AaAAaA!

0points

Sea otter simone/ froggy 3 years ago

gabo doo!

0points

Rachelle The Gazelle 7 years ago

Yeah I play sims 4 but I can get free money with motherlode

0points

ColossalChibi 7 years ago

Haha legit XD This is very funny to Sims players lmao. Sims logic...

0points

Kat Hoth 7 years ago

LOL

0points

#26

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

192points

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MagicalUnicorn 7 years ago

damn so true... out of my 32 years at least 5 were met in bed

30points

Samia Guled 3 years ago

not so true for me :V

0points

Jade Lynn 7 years ago

The New Years that just passed I was 28 and my boyfriend was 49 and we both stayed up late and partied a bit... but we stay up late most of the time anyways.

1point

Sky 7 years ago

I'm in college, but by my behavior I should be pushin 30

1point

Clara The Idiot 7 years ago

My sister is 21 and surprisingly still loves getting drunk on hogmany, but she is also in college so…

1point

River wolf (she/her) 2 years ago

Um… not a teen yet and last year I went to sleep at 9 or 10

0points

Jace 4 years ago

What about 40 and up? Am I just dead to you?

0points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

The three first ones are wrong.

0points

KT Trondsen 7 years ago

ah it's a bit of a silly party! Sleep rules haha

0points

Kami 7 years ago

Also because we don't care about it anymore :p

0points

A.R. 7 years ago

Totally normal progression of life. The older you get, the less you party. Nothing wrong with maturing.

0points

#27

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

188points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

We've all been there.

71points

Christian Claydon 5 years ago

ikr

0points

Farnaz Khoshbakht 7 years ago

ALL

0points

Alicia Chu 7 years ago

someone finally said it

0points

Mark Kelly 7 years ago

not me

-2points

Julie N 7 years ago

Ever do that when someone said "happy birthday"?

4points

BusLady 7 years ago

Well, twins could do that

0points

Rama Llama 7 years ago

Years ago I had a bad habit to drink at the same bar where I was also working, and everytime somebody left I yelled "Thank you, come again" in a slurry customer service voice.

3points

C.Marrero 7 years ago

At lest you were nice

1point

Lisa Chambers 7 years ago

Hey at least it wasn't "love you too!"

2points

BusLady 7 years ago

She probably hears this several times a day. She won't even remember

2points

Banana Chan 7 years ago

Never...ever...going back to McDonald’s...

2points

Zori the degu 7 years ago

I do this with my birthday guests. So embarrassing, even though we know each other.

2points

Robert Greene 7 years ago

...ever bumped into a door and said "oh, excuse me"?

1point

Heather Bateman 7 years ago

Lmbo!!

0points

Magpie 7 years ago

Don't worry it is actually kind of a nice thing to say. They / we heaps worse.

1point

Karen Wickiam 7 years ago

It can't be taken back either. You look at each other, look down, think about saying something, pause, know that it's too far gone, hang head low and walk away. Knowing that you'll never be the same again.

1point

#28

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

179points

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stellermatt 7 years ago

that's one crazy alphabet spaghetti shaped d**k...

107points

Furious_Lover 7 years ago

lol I can’t! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂

6points

Karen Wickiam 7 years ago

Woman in a wet swim suit. "Hi, these are my nipples."

13points

Terreca Robinson-Riley 7 years ago

I don't think there's a way to stop the d**k from showing in wet shorts

9points

Lemme get the lemons 2 years ago

Pull the top up slightly, it lets in air, voila, it stops showing. Still don't think you'll see this as you know you commented this 5 years ago

0points

glowworm2 7 years ago

Hi, D**k!

9points

Thegreatcountryofverden 7 years ago

Hello to you too, Prince Albert II.

-1point

Apollo 7 years ago

Sometimes I'm so glad I'm a woman!

3points

Juana 7 years ago

It's just as bad or worse for women in wet swim suits!

1point

Laura Ford-Everett 7 years ago

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

2points

Sid Macheath 7 years ago

Shrinkage!!!!

0points

Sasha Brokaw 3 years ago

im not like that but i always see that and freak out. just the asexual wimp over here

-1point

RandomBeing 4 years ago

awkward for everyone

-1point

#29

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

176points

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Lilian Della Rose 7 years ago

New Years resolutions be like

48points

Kat Hoth 7 years ago

I made one many years ago that I have kept faithfully. Not to make any new years resolutions :D

3points

Sree S 7 years ago

I don't think I would live that long tbh...

0points

Magpie 7 years ago

New Years resolution are an evil plot to make us feel bad so we buy more stuff....that makes us feel bad => spin cycle.

0points

Daria B 7 years ago

Or! You actually do it, but it ends that day.

2points

ll1Diamond1ll 7 years ago

And he never stoped eating junk food theee end

1point

Tom Hardeveld 7 years ago

hey look, my life

1point

Moses Shuldiner 3 years ago

Fractal fun.

0points

Kip 3 years ago

my eyes hurt

0points

Just A Banana. 3 years ago

H- How big is that tomato slice in the burger?!

0points

Sawyer Purser 4 years ago

i can relate

0points

Jace 4 years ago

I actually started. It's hard to keep it going, but the more you do, the harder it is to justify going back.

0points

Epic gamer libtard troll 6 years ago

KIRA KUIN DAISAN NO BAKUDAN BAITZA DUSTO!

0points

#30

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

161points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

I would love such a person.

86points

Zori the degu 7 years ago

So would I. We would easily relate to each other.

10points

C.Marrero 7 years ago

That person seems nice

4points

Bunnies are better!! 7 years ago

same, we would be absolute soulmates

3points

EM 7 years ago

Me too.

1point

Nixxy 4 years ago

Same, it would be fun to have someone who actually WANTS to listen to my facts

0points

Jace 4 years ago

So long as they had some normal behavior, too...

0points

AaronThePerson 7 years ago

we get it you're quirky

0points

Magpie 7 years ago

Oh dear, The problem is I am that person....but took the first option, and did not go to the party.

0points

stellermatt 7 years ago

but eventually you find someone as 'weird' as you...

4points

JennaOrtegaObsession 1 year ago

OOOH CODE

0points

electricblue 6 years ago

LOL That's me

0points

Sk8 B0ard 7 years ago

MEEEEE

0points

kat newt shulder 7 years ago

did you know that scientists couldn't find the eels genitalia for a total of centuries?

0points

The Zen Panda 7 years ago

Unfortunately, you can't restart.

0points

ColossalChibi 7 years ago

That is soooo me... I can't handle small talks XD I think I already creeped out lots of people because my topics are kinda similar to what she is saying to that guy hehehe

0points

Bored Bear 7 years ago

I think I would give her a more awkward reply lol

0points

Rebekah 7 years ago

Just scream as loud as possible... this I can handle. Weather is hard.

0points

#31

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

157points

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PyroarRanger 7 years ago

Living alone in a nutshell lol

45points

The rainbow panda 7 years ago

The Stranger Things tv...

3points

kkathleen517 7 years ago

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Miklós Nagy 7 years ago

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Kai Burnstien 7 years ago

He probably tipped when he payed for the meal

4points

#32

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

157points

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Paul Osborne 7 years ago

Anyone who owns multiple cats has been there

51points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

Happen even with only one if you don't have a big bed...

5points

River wolf 2 years ago (edited)

Or a single dog… who takes up barely any of the bed but simultaneously takes your blanket and pillow.

1point

Magpie 7 years ago

It is hard to negotiate with cats....I lift one up, sneak under it, pat it , doze off to the purrrrrring :)

1point

A.R. 7 years ago

I use to be this type of cat person but after having a succession of 5 cats, I now move them so I can get into my own bed. If you let them, cats will indeed take over your life and your space. Just because they are so dang adorable!

1point

Bored Birgit 7 years ago

Every. Single. Night.

1point

The Zen Panda 7 years ago

Like his shirt

0points

MJ Beecker 7 years ago

haha. I push my cat aside...

0points

Lisa Chambers 7 years ago

no way...lift cover, insert self, dont care when they meow in protest

0points

Bernice Wittwer 7 years ago

Same with dogs lol

0points

Daniela Berg 7 years ago

Two people and four cats fit provenly on one queen-size bed. But only five of them will be happy

0points

Samuel 7 years ago

Yes fear!

0points

#33

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

156points

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Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

"Gender gap is a myth" just like intelligence in some ppl's speaches :)

46points

Moomooz 7 years ago

Well...Kinda like your "speach"

10points

Hugo Raible 7 years ago

What's a speach? A new kind of fruit? And yes, if you compare the same jobs etc, it vanishes to almost zero. Which all intelligent people who know a bit about statistics are aware of. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7GWHgVZJQU

7points

Wulfur 7 years ago

Joshua Buhrer- That is pretty much the most insane generalization I've seen in a while. Someone, who you assume is a woman, doesn't right their comment in full. Maybe they're on a phone and don't like typing all the words, maybe it was a typo for f**k's sake. Just because you are the pedantic sort that makes sure everything is grammatically correct, doesn't mean all men care more about things then women. And it doesn't mean that all women don't care. This is just the sort of sexist stupidity that somehow still exists in the 21st century.

2points

Sid Macheath 7 years ago

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Darryl Kerrigan 7 years ago

Don’t know enough about the gender gap to comment. But I do think as a mirror part of feminism, we should be encouraging men to communicate and become more emotionally intelligent. And let’s be honest, there are really boring people of different genders…

4points

Wesley Mire 7 years ago

It is debunked in most professions.

4points

Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago

Is it now professor Limbaugh?

0points

Rocky Magic 7 years ago

But it is a myth?

4points

Hugo Raible 7 years ago

Yes, says everybody with a little bit of knowledge about statistics. If you compare the same jobs etc, it vanishes to almost zero. But yeah, that's too many facts for generation tumblr.

2points

Falcon 7 years ago

Except the gender gap is a myth. I don't know why people get offended by facts. I'm a woman and I roll my eyes whenever the subject comes up.

2points

CelSlade 7 years ago

I love this one XD

2points

Moses Shuldiner 3 years ago

Aurora U Boremealis

0points

Milda Milda 7 years ago

i hate the word actually....I am not alone!!!

0points

Bernice Wittwer 7 years ago

When our oldest son was five, he would say “Well actually” when he thought you were wrong. Thing is, he often had a good point.

0points

Joshua Buhrer 7 years ago

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Eggwithaleg 4 years ago

Dude that's really sexist just stop.

2points

#34

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

141points

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eleven's eggos 7 years ago

Obama means family. Obama means nobody gets left behind or forgotten

128points

Denis Schüle 7 years ago

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GlassOfWater 7 years ago

Omg that sign in the third panel XD

10points

~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago

Just girl stuff. Wait! That's Obama!

2points

Allayna 7 years ago

THIS

0points

A.R. 7 years ago

Hmm I have to wonder if he really feels this way? Do any x-presidents feel neglected once they are out of office? How does one go from being the very top of the ladder to going back down to be with the "little people"

0points

RandomBeing 4 years ago

relief id bet.

0points

LRevello 7 years ago

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Lyone Fein 7 years ago

creepy

-2points

moeless 7 years ago

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#35

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

141points

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Kiahna 7 years ago

I have made a mistake.

41points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

*Tries to glue the plastic covering back*

8points

stellermatt 7 years ago

and that's why you are now a hungry boi.

3points

Margaret Harper 7 years ago

Plastic wrap!

1point

Wings 7 years ago

Chicken-like cutlets. AKA school lunches

1point

Foxyloxylou 6 years ago

and then u read the back and find the mile long list of ingredients...

0points

Kawaii Panda 7 years ago

Chicken-like?

0points

Sushi Smack 7 years ago

i would try to put it back on somehow

0points

Anda Lu 7 years ago

BOIIIIIII!

0points

Jenifer Cappello 7 years ago

Just lay it back on top.

0points

Mark Kelly 7 years ago

oh right, it might ruin it....

0points

#36

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

140points

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Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago

I took a disturbing pleasure when beeing a teen and taking the ladders from the pool away.... :x

37points

CelSlade 7 years ago

Hehe... Alusair, I make custom worlds for Sims 3 and I made a Hell expressly designed to torture and frustrate simmies. You would probably love it ;P. If, however, we ARE currently in a simulation, then coded Kharma probably explains a lot of my life XD

6points

Zori the degu 7 years ago

That would be fun... Especially since I myself don't need ladders anyway.

6points

Kat Hoth 7 years ago

Putting them in a room with no doors was fun too :D

4points

summare 7 years ago

How to kill your Sims

2points

palitoming or calasucks 7 years ago

Not sure what is it about the ladders in pools, can't people just like use their arms and get out? i've seen several posts about this.

1point

My O My 7 years ago

Never thought about doing that... Mine always died because I sent them on dates so much they didn't have time to eat or sleep

1point

Tina Diana Swanson 5 years ago

Why can’t people just get out by grabbing the edge of the pool, pushing up, and climbing out like so?

0points

Josta Loos 7 years ago

I did this to thieves......and the police when they came to collect him....move_objects_on...and neighbours that went swimming without an invitation......

0points

Stckynote 7 years ago

I used to put the in a room and remove the door....

0points

Vicky Zar 7 years ago

Thankfully thats not possible anymore

0points

Amina Hays 7 years ago

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#37

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

138points

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CultOfBambi 7 years ago

The best thing about working from home is getting to play video games for an hour at lunch - and then picking up again at 5pm on the dot. :)

38points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

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Daniel Fleming 7 years ago

But Persona 5 is a great game!! play it!

2points

Christina Zhang 7 years ago

Omg it's even Persona 5! We need to be friends...

2points

EM 7 years ago

I have that exact same controller.

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

So go on to Bored Panda

0points

Alicia Chu 7 years ago

the endless circle of my life

0points

Carlos Hernandez 7 years ago

this happens to me most of the time :/

0points

dogemaster 7 years ago

no one is too tired to play video games

0points

#38

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

136points

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Daria B 7 years ago

Like in Korea. It's the season of perfect legs everywhere.

42points

Seoyeon 1 year ago

Fr everyday I battle between having hairy legs and being called weird or having bumps all over my legs and being called weird. Love you Seoul ❤️

0points

Banana Chan 7 years ago

How do you have no hairy legs tell me your secret

3points

SomeDude 7 years ago

My clothes: Winter: Black Sabbath sweater Summer: Black Sabbath sweater Spring: Black Sabbath sweater Fall: Black Sabbath sweater. That's right. I'm hardcore.

2points

Wings 7 years ago

Seen pictures of this dude, he is beyoootiful

2points

Rebekah 7 years ago

Damn, I thought this was just me.

1point

Gimmick Schnabitz 7 years ago

The pug is pretty beautiful tho..

1point

Magpie 7 years ago

It strange Pugs are pudgy, wrinkly, hairy legs and all over, but cute. Women with those characteristics.....

-3points

Sasha Brokaw 3 years ago

I have lovely legs and hair and then everything else is messed up

0points

Sid Macheath 7 years ago

Beta cuck men be like...

0points

Skylar Kotez 7 years ago

me too -.-'

0points

Rachael Eaves 7 years ago

Outshine those beautiful people with your glowing white legs!!

0points

#39

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

134points

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Bored Fox 7 years ago

This happened to me. When I was a child I had three very good friends. One day I wanted to play with all of them together. Soon they all become best friends and left me alone. No one of them wanted to play with me anymore. I did not find any new friends so I had to spend my teenage years alone. :(

75points

Lola Volkova 7 years ago

I feel for you so much! I had two friends and we were happy three friends until we weren't( They're still besties though.

10points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

Sorry for you :( I had worse tough...introduced my best friend to my girlfriend...None of the 2 kept theyr status...

4points

Bernice Wittwer 7 years ago

That really sucks. Sorry they did that to you.

3points

donewithlifeu 7 years ago

its happening to me now

2points

frank0ys 7 years ago

...Hugs. I feel you.

2points

Christian Claydon 5 years ago

I feel sooooo bad. :<

1point

Foxyloxylou 6 years ago

*gets baseball bat* WHERE ARE THEY

1point

River wolf 2 years ago

Same, except I found one friend and they just moved away.

0points

TheNerdyGeek🤓 2 years ago

NOOOOOO THIS HAD 69 UPVOTES BUT I ACCIDENTALLY UPVOTED IT NOOOOOO

0points

Oriphyra Xilphine 4 years ago

:((((( its ok you eventually find your people even if it takes a while

0points

Luala Dy 7 years ago

same here =(

0points

Susann Campbell 7 years ago

I was always chosen last. When I was in junior high same thing , but then I made friends with the ones that were standing with me as last choices. Moving on changed schools because of a move and I did the same thing the first day of that cruel choosing, hit a home run. I still made friends with the last chosen anyway and we excelled in everything , had so much fun and then when asked to join the Denotions and elite club, I turned then down. They were red in the face. Go nerds and non people I say. If you have a child or still one. Pair up with another lost lonely person no matter who they are. You will not be disappointed. Just please do not do anything bad, stay good in your heart and mind. be the sweet person you are.

2points

Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago

Relatable. I introduced two of my closest friends, and they got along well! A little TOO well… Now, they still hang out without me

0points

De'leeze(fka moon) 6 years ago

Anybody read"Oh F**k No" in a drag when voice.

0points

De'leeze(fka moon) 6 years ago

*drag queen

0points

SomeDude 7 years ago

Well I have no friends so I will never have that problem :D *shoots himself*

0points

Just Carmen 7 years ago

This has happened to me too many times to count.

0points

Alicia Chu 7 years ago

This just happened to me last week...

0points

#40

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

132points

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Mikleo 7 years ago

Shipping costs making sure you don't waste your money.

46points

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

No. I keep on buying stuff till my total bill reaches the limit of free shipping. :-|

10points

Wings 7 years ago

But... It's not kneeling!!!! CALL THE FBI

2points

Vicky Zar 7 years ago

Know the things on Amazon, that cost like 99ct but the shipping is like 14€? That sucks

1point

Moses Shuldiner 3 years ago

The sheer genius of Amazon Prime.

0points

Just A Banana. 3 years ago

I want it...

0points

Avaneesh Nair 4 years ago

every family story

0points

Kathleen Irwin Bergen 7 years ago

Hahaha true

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

More like: item costs $10 and the shipping is $7

0points

Maria K 7 years ago

Oh my god.. this is actually so true!

0points

Rory August 7 years ago

Prime has us spoiled rotten!

0points

#41

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

130points

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PyroarRanger 7 years ago

True XD

20points

Kat Hoth 7 years ago

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.....

2points

A.R. 7 years ago

Good grief! I sure hope this doesn't happen to me!!

1point

Levi Mittman 4 years ago

“F**k, maybe next life”

0points

Jace 4 years ago

When I look back on my life, I see a series of things I did to be a good citizen, good friend, good family member, good employee, good boyfriend... And it all lead me to being all alone, poor, disabled, and hopeless at age 45. I am alive, but I already feel like panel six.

0points

palitoming or calasucks 7 years ago

I've recently read a book, I believe the translation in English is 'Freedom from the known' (I know I know I can google it). Anyhow, it says we have to stop seeing things progressively, I mean like time will give us the chance to do stuff and get better, take care of your s**t right now or move on. But 'Better times will come, I'll be a better person later, after some practice after this or that period, etc. That's just nonsense. Change can and must be done now, for us and for the people around us. Otherwise you'll end up like boney here, jejejeje... Thanks for reading, you didn't have to.

0points

ColossalChibi 7 years ago

I'm envious of people who already figured it out :')

0points

Michael McElheny 7 years ago

Jon

0points

#42

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

128points

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Clara The Idiot 7 years ago

Go ahead and throw 2017 and 2018 in there too

67points

Debbie Yanez 7 years ago

No, we skip from 2000 to 2020. Now I want to listen to that lesson

7points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Or just skip from 2014 to 2018

4points

April Miller 4 years ago

And 2020 and 2021

2points

Imposmate 5 years ago

might aas well toss 2020 in there

2points

dukethedog 5 years ago

And 2020

2points

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago

Well, that aged… interestingly.

1point

James Naron 7 years ago

..and 2019…

1point

Johnny Post 7 years ago

Best... Years... Ever...

1point

tetriskull64 3 years ago

and 2020 and 2021

0points

Sea otter simone/ froggy 3 years ago

then straight to covid? uh uh I'll listen to the history of "everything was cringe don't take me back you cant make me go baaaaaaack!"

0points

AppleDragon 3 years ago

AND 2020, 2021 and while you're at it 2022

0points

VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 3 years ago

Along with 2020-2024 pls

0points

Mustafa Khan 5 years ago

GUYS IM FROM THE FUTURE!!! URGENT MESSAGE!!! 2020 WILL BE HORRIBLE

10points

Tina Diana Swanson 5 years ago

There will be raging bushfires in Australia, a global pandemic, large scale protests in America, and more!:(

6points

Jace 4 years ago

JUST WAIT FOR 2020, 2021, ...

5points

~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago

Harambe.

4points

~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago

And Trump.

4points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

going from presidency of Obama right on to *instert name prophecy here*, elected 2020.

3points

Yes, I’m a Bookworm (they/her) 4 years ago

Or 2020. We don’t talk about that either.

2points

Neva Nevičica 5 years ago

Wait till you see 2020...

2points

Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

Just skip to 2021, please. This year sucks. ~a message from the future~

2points

Tina Diana Swanson 5 years ago

You know, that’s nothing compared to the mess that is 2020!

2points

CelSlade 7 years ago

Gonna have to include 2017 and 2018 in that ban now

2points

#43

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

128points

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Just Carmen 7 years ago

HAHAHA! That hiss.....

26points

Debbie Yanez 7 years ago

If anyone has read "The subtle knife" then thatis what i imagine the man who stole the altheomter doing. EVERY DAY.

1point

Sree S 7 years ago

Like a cat...

0points

#44

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

127points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

"That's not what I ordered."

73points

Samia Guled 3 years ago

me if I was a mermaid

0points

Zori the degu 7 years ago

As the old dirty joke goes, you still have the useful part.

12points

Tori Tea 7 years ago

Well, she has the part most men want

6points

glowworm2 7 years ago

"She's all yours, Grimsby."

6points

Daria B 7 years ago

Weeeeelll..... Technically speaking.....

5points

Wings 7 years ago

Someone actually got a tattoo of this, full color, two arms. It's beautiful.

4points

Aud Wey 7 years ago

AH AH AH AH AH AH

4points

A.R. 7 years ago

This makes sense though. Have you ever wondered how a mermaid has sex if she has a huge tail fin instead of legs?

3points

Viola Yarrow 3 years ago

Yes. Also how pooping happens

0points

Jace 4 years ago

cQxED.png

0points

Pumpkin Spice 4 years ago

*andy bass intensifies*

0points

#45

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

125points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

This comic is funny on so many levels.

45points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

Yah, seems the Chilis was a bit too hot ...

5points

Samia Guled 3 years ago

OH MY LORD

0points

Katie Fallon 7 years ago

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SomeDude 7 years ago

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Devin Robinson 7 years ago

Hi welcome to chilis

6points

Sarcasticow 7 years ago

He didn't have enough time to brag he's a vegan

2points

BusLady 7 years ago

The ex is always crazy

2points

kat newt shulder 7 years ago

ur right buslady

2points

Pepper 7 years ago

welcome to chili's

1point

BusLady 7 years ago

That's the funniest part

0points

Alex K 7 years ago

i happened to be reading this while listening to the soundtrack of the crimson tide and it matched so perfectly

1point

Deni Castro 4 years ago

Drakaris!

0points

Deni Castro 4 years ago

I have a word for this: Dramatis!

0points

Kimburtrach 6 years ago

I don't get it. Somebody explain.

0points

Darryl Kerrigan 7 years ago

I don't get the 'Karma on Reddit' bit? How?

0points

#46

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

122points

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~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago

Same thing with books. :'(

53points

Joe Tilden 7 years ago

It hurts

2points

Just A Banana. 3 years ago

So true! When Wings Of Fire Bob 14 came out, I was like, "So... What the heck is happening???"

1point

Debbie Yanez 7 years ago

MY GOSH, YES.

1point

JennaOrtegaObsession 1 year ago

YES AND THEN YOU HAVE TO READ THEM ALL AGAIN

0points

Nixxy 4 years ago

Ikr, I was so exited for the new wings of fire and I completely forgot the plot from the last’s ones lol

0points

Sree S 7 years ago

Me watching Steven Universe. Anyone relate?

2points

Wings 7 years ago

Saaaaaaame

2points

Sushi Smack 7 years ago

now you need to got back and watch the first 127 seasons

1point

Kathleen Irwin Bergen 7 years ago

Soooooo true!!!

1point

Alicia Chu 7 years ago

so relatable

1point

Just Carmen 7 years ago

I have to re-watch previous season so I know what the hell is going on in the new one.

1point

ElisabethN. 7 years ago

Lots of us can relate ti that feeling, I'm sure 😂

1point

anarkzie 7 years ago

Jesus I tried watching the 2nd seasons Aquarius, this was me

1point

Your Local Weeb 1 year ago (edited)

I can relate… Unless its anime, I remember every. Single. Character’s. Names. No matter how long it took, even though i stopped reading the manga, i STILL, remember Every Demon Slayer’s names, abilities, and backstories

0points

#47

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

121points

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Clara The Idiot 7 years ago

They've gotten better though, I love a lot of the female characters in marvel!,

44points

PattonPawter 5 years ago

*inhales* captain marvel, black widow, spider Gwen, scarlet witch, Peggy carter, wasp, ms marvel, gamora, crystal, Medusa, and that’s all I can think of. (Ms marvel, crystal and Medusa are from the comics btw)

8points

Debbie Yanez 7 years ago

Yeah!

1point

CatOfTheDark 4 years ago

There's a slight problem with their women, though. To them, female power means invincible women with no flaws, instead of just, well, human women. Look at Endgame. Captain Marvel beat the crap out of Thanos while he had the INFINITY GAUNTLET on. They've been fixing that a little in the recent shows, though, and I hope that continues. DC has full-formed, well-written characters. I mean, look at Green Lantern(Jessica Cruz). The most interesting fact about her is not that she's Hispanic or female, it's that she fights with no violence, which often puts her at a disadvantage, or that she has insecurities and fears that she's not good enough. Hopefully Marvel will follow the same route and introduce more, better, and diverse characters.

0points

electricblue 6 years ago

Yeah, did you hear about the new Captain Marvel movie?

0points

Natasha Romanoff 4 years ago

To be fair Black Widow's coming, and Hawkeye, and there's Wandavision, and also GotG and Ant Man are incredible

2points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

Superwoman is in every woman.

2points

Hayley Lightcap 7 years ago

Here's the thing about superwoman. She's a great role model and has a fantastic character niche that could be utilized in many different ways. The downside...she's never utilized effectively and all her movies and comic books are boring and the ones that she stars in that aren't boring she's a secondary character. DC literally made comics about Harley and Ivy being lesbian country singers.

1point

donewithlifeu 7 years ago

"and what about a movie where the marvel fans suffer?" what they thought about infinty war

1point

Izzy the mushroom 4 years ago

Why tf is that guy’s nose bleeding?

0points

Izzy the mushroom 4 years ago

Why tf is that guys nose bleeding?

0points

Chantel Chandler 5 years ago

Omg get over yourselves. "They've gotten better though" not EVERYTHING is a "feminist issue" not EVERYTHING has to have a vagina posted on it.

0points

Noah Sanchez 6 years ago

What are you talking about Black Panther and Captain marvel opened a lot of doors for female role models and there are many other female superheroes that are also kick butt females

0points

Jetches 7 years ago

When has this actually happened tho at marvel

0points

Joshua Jones 7 years ago

Hooray for Captain Marvel!

0points

#48

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

120points

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Claire Cover 7 years ago

Me as a superhero

22points

CacTusy 7 years ago

This is too accurate

5points

Nadine Ducca 7 years ago

She's not the superhero we need; she's the superhero we DESERVE.

3points

Joseph Roberts 6 years ago

Honestly, thank you so much if you unflip my ear. There have been times when I just go an entire day without noticing that my ear was flipped over until I get home. Then it’s all “Oh no, how long was it like that? Who saw it? I feel so exposed. I should run away. Oh no, I can’t do that! who would take care of master? Oh well.”

2points

Christine Renner 7 years ago

This one is just adorable.

2points

Susann Campbell 7 years ago

Yes and Dude just flips it back. maybe that is why he was named Dude .

2points

Songistic 4 years ago

M E

1point

#49

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

118points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

"ADAM DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!"

51points

Qingyi Tan 1 year ago

Joey?

1point

A.R. 7 years ago

Grrrrr! I really hate it when people do this to me too! I ASKED you if you wanted food, and you said NO! Do NOT eat off of my plate dang it! *L*

1point

Allayna 7 years ago

I heard the screech while the shade came on XD

0points

Debbie Yanez 7 years ago

This is what my sister did. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. "I don't want any!" 10 minutes later: "Debbie, can you share?!?"

0points

Randa Ratliff 7 years ago

I am same way with my food!

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

I do this. Don't tell anyone

0points

Carlos Superhuerta 7 years ago

Hate that LOL

0points

My O My 7 years ago

When I smell take-away suddenly all of me wants to have all of it

0points

#50

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

116points

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L and P 7 years ago

s**t happens...

36points

Ka N 7 years ago

😩😣

0points

Daria B 7 years ago

With the TVs getting bigger and bigger, she would now just walk out comfortably.

6points

M O'Connell 7 years ago

Oooh! A friend :)

1point

Flare 5 years ago

Oof!

0points

A.R. 7 years ago

This one made me really LOL!!

0points

ColossalChibi 7 years ago

How TVs are set up nowadays... XD

0points

Denis Schüle 7 years ago

honestly she's quite hot! :O

0points

Jace 4 years ago

There's only enough detail to show that she is a she. Where do you get "she's quite hot" from??

0points

Carlos Superhuerta 7 years ago

welcome to the 21st century biaaaatch

0points

#51

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

115points

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Bored Fox 7 years ago

Mixer taps are great because the water will be always the same temperature where you left it last time. I don't understand why those are not popular in all countries.

35points

Banana Chan 7 years ago

Which country is it

3points

Katriina 7 years ago

Go Nordic countries! Surely in other places as well, but mixer tapes are truly the best. I never have to adjust the temperature in the shower.

3points

Jenifer Cappello 7 years ago

I misread mixed taps as mixed tapes. I'm such an 80s child.

1point

Mars 7 years ago

They are quite common in Spain too.

1point

Neb 7 years ago

I now live in US, the kitchen and bathroom sink has mixer taps, however the shower has a different one :/

0points

C.Marrero 7 years ago

What contry is that

0points

athornedrose 7 years ago

that sounds awesome

0points

Daria B 7 years ago

I like to start hot and then gradually make it colder. My body demands that.

4points

Wings 7 years ago

His skull got so much bigger than the size of his head somehow XD

1point

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

This is where I differ from many people. It has to be lukewarm for me.

1point

The Jester 4 years ago

SO MEEEE

0points

Jetches 7 years ago

How Ghost Rider transforms

0points

Rachael Eaves 7 years ago

Me when I have a cold..

0points

Lynda Cully 7 years ago

What about people who have to use the same shower at different temperatures. Mixer taps won't work too well then.

0points

Cesar Mejia 7 years ago

Do that all the time

0points

Eva Teodorescu 7 years ago

in england we have 2 different taps, either hot as hell or cold as f**k

0points

#52

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

111points

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Sky 7 years ago

This is gold.

38points

Susann Campbell 7 years ago

A bare foot! She could lose her head over that!

4points

Flare 5 years ago

It's not just her foot......

0points

Nick P 7 years ago

Thats how they used to exchange nude pic of themself.. That enlightenment ...

3points

Chrystal Munroe 6 years ago

Well I never seen such filth

2points

BusLady 7 years ago

The "Virgin" Queen. Probably wasn't

2points

Jace 4 years ago (edited)

Reminds me of the Simpsons episode with a "back in ye olden days" clip... Flume ride photograph ending: "This woman is showing her privates!" Close up on the photograph shows a woman smirking as she lifts her dress above her ankle.

1point

Coco 7 years ago

So funny! loll

1point

Carlos Superhuerta 7 years ago

Super smart

1point

#53

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

111points

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Mhiller17 7 years ago

ITS DAMI LEE :D

25points

Rocky Magic 7 years ago

<3 <3 <3

1point

Eddie Karnaghon 2 years ago

I love how he only makes one sleeve

0points

Teodora Lipciuc 7 years ago

Dami Lee?

0points

Allayna 7 years ago

I LOVE HIS FACE IN THE LAST TWO PANELS

0points

Moomooz 7 years ago

Wait o.o Why is Dami Lee here

0points

Wings 7 years ago

One legged boiii

0points

Taco Loveskawaiistuff 7 years ago

It's just as per usual. Duh.

0points

Lasse Bustadmo 7 years ago

Why does the cat only have 3 legs?

-3points

Bird lover 4 years ago

Because that's how his irl cat looks

0points

Jack Hastings 7 years ago

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#54

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

109points

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glowworm2 7 years ago

I think this is my dad--and sometimes me.

17points

Sree S 7 years ago

Sometimes??? *suspicious*

1point

Your Local Weeb 1 year ago (edited)

Every time i beat the system of my Phone downtime, i stay up until 11, even if its a school night XD

0points

Debbie Yanez 7 years ago

He did get of the computer... and he went into his bed, so technically...

0points

Bernice Wittwer 7 years ago

This is totally me.

0points

ColossalChibi 7 years ago

This is my sister lmao

0points

Just Carmen 7 years ago

Me, pretty much every night of the week.

0points

#55

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

108points

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Troux 7 years ago

This has actually happened to me before when a friend gave me a 1 LB bag of Sour Patch Kids. The coarse sugar actually started working as sandpaper on my tongue and on the roof, but even finding that they were bleeding and the sour flavor was like a lemon in the wound, I did not COULD NOT stop, and finished the bag in immense pain.

83points

Neb 7 years ago

I found that my lips started bleeding when I ate a bunch of pineapple. Wondered about the pink print on the slice when biting it...

3points

Hannah Faith 7 years ago

rigghhttt saammee

3points

Sparrow McIntosh 2 years ago

Holy s**t 😶

1point

Nixxy 4 years ago

Ikr they are so addictive

1point

Cosmo 5 years ago

troux u are my new hero

1point

Christian Claydon 5 years ago

Oh god....

1point

Jennifer Erdossy 7 years ago

Did that with lemon drops once. Crazy how willpower just doesn't grow on trees! (I wish it did!)

1point

Pragya Fating 7 years ago

Masochist much?

1point

Just Carmen 7 years ago

Sweet tarts do the same thing. It's painful, but it's tasty pain!

1point

Mhiller17 7 years ago

Ah, reminds me of those roller ball candies. those actually made my tongue bleed :x

1point

Bored Fox 7 years ago

I love polka candy bars (Swedish 'polkagris') but those always make my mouth bleed. When you suck a polka candy it turns into small candy "needles". Difficult to explain in English. But if I ever buy those candies I will eat them alone because it looks very grotesque when the whole candy bar is covered in blood. :D

1point

Kiki’sNotLookingBack 3 years ago

Me at Burning Man at Sour Patchville:

0points

Noah Sanchez 6 years ago

Change sour patch kids to flaming hot chips (which I love) and you got a comic

0points

Susann Campbell 7 years ago

No, one bite and it hurts me and I'm done no matter what .

0points

Jenni Ester 7 years ago

"Welcome to the salty spatoon.. how tough are you?" Does this.... "right this way sir" :)

0points

Chase Howard 7 years ago

Me eating Toxic Waste(the sweets guys! The sweets!)

0points

Wings 7 years ago

You think sour patch kids are bad? Pfffft, that's nothing. Try a few sour skittles and your mouth will actually be rubbed raw and sometimes bleed.

0points

donewithlifeu 7 years ago

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Sky 7 years ago

The sharp, coarse sugar.

3points

#56

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

107points

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stellermatt 7 years ago

it's never a good idea to look up medical stuff on the web...

78points

Kat Hoth 7 years ago

Not true, you just have to use reputable sites. I have learned more about my rare cancer than my doctors know about it,

4points

Potato 7 years ago

I don't understand why so many people get the wrong ideas, it usually is pretty clear whether your symptoms are serious or not unless you panic easily. I never thought I had "cancer". Actually when I was little one of my teachers scared me about atypical moles being a sign of cancer, I went on webmd to confirm that it is not.

2points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

Unless you like to discover you have every single illness existing in the world.

1point

Nick P 7 years ago

Searching on WEB????

1point

Sky 7 years ago

WebMD is the devil

1point

adoracat 7 years ago

Yes. Yes it is, until it actually helps you find out that your doctor is, indeed, an idiot and your liver is permanently damaged. Anti cholesterol drugs are eeevil.

0points

Susann Campbell 7 years ago

Only if you have pain all the time and all test come back neg. and they want to send you to a phyc ward and you look at the Doc. and don't return until you can't sleep and you are gaining a pound or more a day and the pain is so bad that you have to go in and tell them while your in tears to find something that is wrong so it can be fixed. Internet did not help me at all until I knew what I had.

0points

Birdgirl45 7 years ago

*It's

0points

GlassOfWater 7 years ago

It's the dark web

0points

#57

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

107points

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Jiří Schindler 7 years ago

Oh no, the Pantathians!

23points

too_much_caffeine 7 years ago

Oh no, the Kardashians

13points

C.Marrero 7 years ago

LIZARD PEOPLE

4points

InnocentLookingPervert 7 years ago

mood

3points

Sadie Shapiro 6 years ago

God forbid gender-neutral colors.

1point

Fnaf nerd 4 years ago

Uh oh..... HISSSSSS

0points

Allayna 7 years ago

That was unexpected XD

0points

moeless 7 years ago

Hissing cousins?

0points

Sykz 7 years ago

Didn't see that coming HAHAHAA

0points

Sophia Monteiro 7 years ago

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

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#58

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

102points

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L and P 7 years ago

aaahahaha, every single month^^

20points

Keyondray Campbell 7 years ago

LOL omg so true !!!

0points

Elvia Szymanski Premium 7 years ago

This is me

0points

Mark Kelly 7 years ago

But with debit it's immediate withdrawal.

-2points

#59

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

102points

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Daniel Fleming 7 years ago

Eleven looks good lol

32points

Daria B 7 years ago

Well, with 40 degrees... Oh! (Sorry, I had to ♥)

4points

A.R. 7 years ago

Fashion over comfort, every dang time!

1point

Wings 7 years ago

That's why her Eggos are frozen. Duurrrrr

1point

Just A Banana. 3 years ago

Um... Where is this??? 40° F is normal in Colorado, USA

0points

Zovits Ádám 7 years ago

4°C for those who use sensible units.

0points

Cesar Mejia 7 years ago

Girls on Halloween be like

0points

#60

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

95points

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CacTusy 7 years ago

Mario is Frida Kahlo

34points

Christian Claydon 5 years ago

Huh????

0points

Sky 7 years ago

Teen angsty bowser looks like me back in high school, My Chemical Romance shirt and everything.

9points

ImAmazingAndUsedToBeNotOnFire 7 years ago

I love the MCR shirt tho......I still miss that wonderful band

6points

Sree S 7 years ago

Wasn't he supposed to marry Toad?

4points

glowworm2 7 years ago

I love Bowser's little glasses!

3points

Jenn 7 years ago

aww mario...the stalker ahahhaha

3points

HJH 4 years ago

YeSsSs! AnOtHeR tEeNaGe McR fAn!

1point

colombian cat mcr <3 girl 🇨🇴 2 years ago

ILOVETHEMYCEHEMICALROMANCESHIRTAAAAAAAA

0points

TheNerdyGeek🤓 2 years ago

Angst teen bowser jr tho💀

0points

Trixie Gomlak 7 years ago

Teen angst Bowser Jr is amazing

0points

#61

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

93points

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Troux 7 years ago

A study was done recently to help support the idea that jeans shouldn't be washed frequently....at all. http://abcnews.go.com/US/canadian-student-josh-le-year-washing-jeans/story?id=12722442

28points

Bernice Wittwer 7 years ago

After you’ve worn a pair saaay 15 times, smell the crotch and tell me they shouldn’t be washed.

7points

Kiahna 7 years ago

You're supposed to wash jeans?!

5points

Steph 7 years ago

Well, the comments here sure lend a look into personal grooming habits.

3points

stellermatt 7 years ago

i heard a rumour that some people wash their jeans after wearing them literally just once?

3points

Sky 7 years ago

I used to do that before I got lazy.

1point

Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

I do the sniff test on everything except for underwear. They get changed each day, but of the clothes don’t smell bad, and aren’t dirty, they are worn another day.

2points

Just Carmen 7 years ago

Wow. Here I thought I was the only person that did this.

2points

Daria B 7 years ago

Meh, once a week. With all other clothes. Otherwise, they smell like my farts and the various periodic stages of my vagina.

2points

H4unt3dF0r3sts 7 years ago

Bras: Once I spill enough food/drinks that it's stained. Or if the deodorant gets too obvious.........

2points

Debbie Yanez 7 years ago

My sweater has just about never been washed. And I live in it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

1point

Susann Campbell 7 years ago

Then I tell him to take them to the laundry room, and put on clean jeans while holding my nose.

1point

#62

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

93points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Give a dog a treat, and he snaps your finger off. give a treat to a cat, they sniff it for 5 minutes while you stand there like a fool. Then they decide they don't want it, like you're trying to poison them.

4points

Sree S 7 years ago

Seriously wat happened to its foot?

2points

Daniela Berg 7 years ago

Yesssssss I know this behaviour all too well. Even worse: they licked it already and I cannot eat it anymore

2points

BusLady 7 years ago

Well, if nobody's looking.....

0points

Bored Birgit 7 years ago

Because it is cat.

2points

Just Carmen 7 years ago

My cat Sneakers. The little s**t.

1point

Jace 4 years ago

The tripod cat seems to be reversed in newer comics??

0points

Todorokie-dokie 5 years ago

My cat, Simon, does this too, but I call it a turkey slurpie. :)

0points

Chrystal Munroe 6 years ago

My cat does this all the time like wtf dude?

0points

Lillyan Gallo-Vargas 7 years ago

Exactly my cat

0points

Lisa Chambers 7 years ago

every single time

0points

#63

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

93points

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Sky 7 years ago

Drama is my favorite thing, when observed from a distance.

42points

River wolf 2 years ago

Or from boredpanda.

0points

frank0ys 7 years ago

...AS long as you are the audience, drama is good.

3points

Sushi Smack 6 years ago

Yep you said wouldn't get INVOLVED, didn't say anything about observing from a distance

1point

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

i love drama...

1point

Jace 4 years ago

Everyone says they hate drama... but TV, movies, workplaces, etc all prove otherwise...

0points

#64

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

92points

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Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

my record in late awakening was 5.30 PM i think....(of "night" sleep i mean, not taking naps into account...)

15points

AppleDragon 3 years ago

Minewas 9:13 pm lol

0points

Qingyi Tan 1 year ago

I once went to sleep at 14:00 and woke up at midnight

1point

Lilly Trumpa 7 years ago

strange...I've been doing the same for years and Scully never appeared in my room...tho that's all I want in life

0points

#65

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

92points

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Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

That is why some ppl (including me) shouldn't watch horror movies...

38points

Potterhead Unicorn 7 years ago

I watched the trailer to a horror movie and couldn't sleep that night..

3points

Debbie Yanez 7 years ago

Yeah.

1point

Your Local Weeb 1 year ago

Ikr? I never do, but i READ creepy stuff while listening to a creepy asf music box, so even the slightest sound from the door will make me jump up, or hide under my blanket till morning because I’m always scared something is watching me. And if something actually is and I unluckily removed the blanket, nope, f**k this s**t. I’m OUT

0points

Chrystal Munroe 6 years ago

Watched IT Chapter 2 my daughter came home from a birthday party with a red balloon and I’m sure I peed a little from utter fear

2points

Emi Call 4 years ago

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE MOST RELATABLE THING IVE EVER SEEN

1point

Sushi Smack 7 years ago

that's like me, i will see a 5 second preview on a horror movie and suddenly everything, including butterflies, will scare me

0points

00GABRIELLE 00GOOCH 7 years ago

Lol I can't watch horror movies either

0points

Rachael Eaves 7 years ago

I love the freaky smiley face as he prepares himself with the bat

0points

#66

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

90points

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Danie Lüttringhaus 7 years ago

Love that shirt!!

44points

ImAmazingAndUsedToBeNotOnFire 7 years ago

awe I want those stuffed lizards they are adorable

10points

Madeline Bublik 7 years ago

Love your avatar

0points

eleven's eggos 7 years ago

F**k Bingo.... Wait I Kinda Like Bingo Now

7points

athornedrose 7 years ago

the grandmother's shirt tho!

5points

Bway_Gonnabe11 7 years ago

her shirt xD

5points

HeatherJ 7 years ago

Grandma's T LOL

3points

Izzy the mushroom 4 years ago (edited)

Love her shirt heheh

1point

Jace 4 years ago

Oh look, this was posted back before Bored Panda went insanely puritanical on the censoring.

1point

Tina Diana Swanson 5 years ago

Aw I would love to get a stuffed lizard every year...

0points

#67

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

89points

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Daria B 7 years ago

How you "think"? How you HOPE!

37points

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

Oh yes.

2points

Elizabeth Mitchell 7 years ago

*rolls around in a spontaneous fit of giggles*

1point

Cesar Mejia 7 years ago

It looks like a potato mouse

1point

Jace 4 years ago

So this was repeated as the selfie comic...

0points

Rebekah Haynes 7 years ago

Reminds me of jerry that one time eh eh

0points

#68

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

88points

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Brian Kelly 7 years ago

Yes

33points

PyroarRanger 7 years ago

Me lol

1point

EthanOLIsBad 7 years ago

read this in seth macfarlane's (brian) voice

0points

adoracat 7 years ago

Cheese on salad is an ABOMINATION. Especially when you say NO CHEESE and the waitron says "there's no cheese on this" when it clearly says blue CHEESE crumbles. Dumbasses.

0points

Kiki 7 years ago

I can't eat salad without cheese. If you don't want flavor, why bother eating? Just take fiber capsules and vitamin/mineral supplements.

1point

Just Carmen 7 years ago

I don't smother mine in cheese, I smother mine in DRESSING! French and Ranch mixed together, YUM!!

-1point

Rebecca Rogers 7 years ago

a salad with cheese and meat is not a salad. Then add some big a*s croutons and that's just a chopped up sandwich

-2points

#69

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

87points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Like that gym membership

41points

Robert Greene 7 years ago

..and all my "as seen on TV" gadgets

2points

Shadow Cub 7 years ago

Hey! He ran "twice as much as he used to"!

0points

#70

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

87points

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Just Carmen 7 years ago

HAHAHAHA! This has happened to me more times than I can count. Those fruity bastards just sneak up on ya!

23points

Jace 4 years ago

Yeah, I've had this. The alcohol's impact isn't noticed until you make a large body motion requiring balance...

2points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

They are so f**** expensive!!!

1point

#71

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

87points

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Ruth Sneddon 7 years ago

It's even worse than that, Nala is his half-sister.....

53points

Mike Morelli 7 years ago

I guess the missionaries hadn't swung by that part of Africa yet.

8points

Elizabeth Langley 7 years ago

According to official Disney timeline, she has a different mother and father and they aren’t related.

7points

Debbie Andersson 7 years ago

Can´t find any information about their family even on the fandom wikia, where do you see that?

3points

Lily Goldman 2 years ago

Actually they aren’t cousins, the creators were planning that but scratched it cause they knew parents wouldn’t allow kids to watch that.

0points

Lil Potato 3 years ago

WAIT NO REALLY

0points

PyroarRanger 7 years ago

Lol true tho

3points

ColossalChibi 7 years ago

Those rules don't matter in the animal kingdom xD

1point

KitKat_UniKittyLover 7 years ago

That's probably true....

0points

Agronopolos Brazzi 2 years ago

this not a cousin... is half-sister

0points

Pineapple Queen 7 years ago

And the meerkat and warthog (Oh goodness I forgot their names), are singing about it while they do it.

0points

#72

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

87points

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BusLady 7 years ago

B C it's already spent

15points

Pineapple Queen 7 years ago

Duh.

0points

Amani Andrus 7 years ago

my life

0points

Yakz Zaffie 7 years ago

Gone with the wind...errr fire

0points

ALIYAH ALLEN 7 years ago

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#73

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

86points

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Daria B 7 years ago

Or vice versa. Me (with glittering shiny wide open eyes): "How do they DO that!?" The commentators: "Outrageous! What a mistake!"

73points

Heather 7 years ago

*Starts singing Yuri On Ice theme*

3points

bubblyegg 7 years ago

YAS

0points

Sky 7 years ago

Not without falling on your but a few times first.

2points

C.Marrero 7 years ago

Green doritos?

2points

Abi 7 years ago

I feel like the bag says pickled jalapeño...... :|

0points

Isabella Williams 7 years ago

HEY LOOK YURIO CUT HIS HAIR

1point

Sawyer Purser 4 years ago

my dad

0points

Debbie Yanez 7 years ago

Trust me dude, I did figure skating/ skating lessons and I still can't do that if my life depended on it

0points

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

Totally.

0points

#74

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

86points

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Aud Wey 7 years ago

He already had a beard in the womb! lol

61points

Susann Campbell 7 years ago

It's the way he sees himself.

1point

jetmastergames 7 years ago

why is dami here again i wonder?

1point

Taco Loveskawaiistuff 7 years ago

Dami!

1point

Mhiller17 7 years ago

ooh its Dami again haha

1point

Jace 4 years ago

I have woken feeling well-rested twice in my entire life. I hate sleep disorders and my garbage life.

0points

Filipe Vieira 7 years ago

Creepy baby beard

-2points

#75

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

85points

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Kat Hoth 7 years ago

2 of our dogs HATE fireworks. They are supposed to be illegal in our town, but it's never enforced.

30points

Kiahna 7 years ago

Same here. My poor boi always get anxious weeks after fireworks. They're illegal but our neighbors always fire them at each other.

5points

annibell way 7 years ago

Legit in my neighborhood on July 4th they get so bad that the air becomes smoke for about a half mile in every direction. The noise I can ignore but asthma attacks I cannot.

3points

Allayna 7 years ago

I HEAR FIREWORKS ALL YEAR ROUND (my neighbors are INSANE) XD

1point

Nonexistant Shoelace 4 years ago

Adolecant issues (shaddup, I know I spelled that wrong)

0points

kat newt shulder 7 years ago

for me it was...i loath all of you

0points

WhiteFox 7 years ago

just wondering but that is 4th of July (im australian so i have no idea sorry)

0points

Denis Schüle 7 years ago

is there something special on jul 4th? O_o

0points

Darryl Kerrigan 7 years ago

Remember remember the 4th of July … no, wait…

0points

#76

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

85points

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Jenn 7 years ago

aww the crab is having a good time

54points

Susann Campbell 7 years ago

Until caught for lunch. Yum

3points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

He's thinking to his next enjoying moment...it involves Adam's toe =)

3points

Daniel Sipes 7 years ago

Just look at that blonde guys buns.

1point

Natasha Forchione 7 years ago

and has a lot of teeth..LOL

1point

Todorokie-dokie 5 years ago

The crab looks like I’m it’s next victim.

0points

Emi Call 4 years ago

just put the summer expectations as the reality and the reality stays and your golden

0points

Robert Greene 7 years ago

...kinda like 'living' in Florida

0points

Rebeca Lozada 7 years ago

WAIT..........in the top is that Johnny Bravo i see in the backround *Thinks for ten minutes* "HEYYYYY..... my MAN JOHNNY!!!!!"

0points

#77

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

85points

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Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

Now that he is getting water i hope he's starting to feel better

48points

Eliiiiiza 7 years ago

For me, it’s sleep. Sore throat? Sleep. Mood swings? Sleep. Anything not normal? Sleep.

4points

Potato 7 years ago

Mine used to always say that I'm cold because I open the windows too often. Once I got poisoned from eating bad pasta, and she was convinced it's because I'm cold. She then proceeded to eat the rest of the said pasta. :/

1point

Darryl Kerrigan 7 years ago

Tsk. Should've listened to my mum and had an apple.

2points

Chilli 1 year ago

don't forget a banana!

1point

River wolf 2 years ago

My mom.

1point

Sushi Smack 7 years ago

wow, your mom is out to get you

1point

Lisa 7 years ago

sf

1point

Sawyer Purser 4 years ago

my mom

0points

#78

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

83points

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Wiccan 7 years ago

I read this in both their accents. ^ - (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

51points

Sree S 7 years ago

OYMAHWAT??

2points

~(•ᴗ•)~ 1 year ago

Same lol (⁠☞⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠ ⁠☞

0points

Just Carmen 7 years ago

HAHAHA! Me too!

0points

Sky 7 years ago

I was just about to type that.

0points

May 7 years ago

I think you misspelt "yer"

4points

Debbie Yanez 7 years ago

This happened in the book, exept it was phrased different and hagrid didn't care that harry didn't understand

1point

ColossalChibi 7 years ago

For some reason, this reminded me of the fanmade Wingardium Leviosa animation clip lmao XD

0points

#79

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

82points

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SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Hahahahaahhahaaha

32points

Mark Kelly 7 years ago

There was a real story about a pair of glasses left at an art gallery and thought to be art.

6points

Denis Schüle 7 years ago

every modern art in a nutshell

2points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

Now Adam can just produce a cup and sell it to a museum.

2points

Samuel Zhao 4 years ago

Someone put their half full cup of water on a stand ion a museum and had everyone intrigued

1point

CatOfTheDark 4 years ago

Two teenagers actually did something like this as a prank. They placed a pair of glasses on the floor near a wall in a modern art museum, and visitors remarked about the amazing exhibit.

0points

Jace 4 years ago

Reminds me of the bit with John Cleese in the Doctor Who story "City of Death"...

0points

Jetches 7 years ago

Lol the description is like Hinduism and Buddhism combined

0points

Nancy McKenna 7 years ago

Folks being pretentious.

0points

ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

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#80

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

79points

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Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

I vote for the kitten! Would be hilarious^^ Discipline would be hard tough..

41points

Elise Hansen 4 years ago

taekwondo turtle

1point

Bisexual Axolotls 2 years ago

10/10 would watch

0points

Alba Jaramillo 7 years ago

Hey what about the mighty Brazilian Jiu Jitsu???

1point

SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago

Aardvark the Aikido Disciple. Ai-Kid-o you not XP

0points

Christian Claydon 5 years ago

i dont get it.... its just cute. XD

0points

Lisa Chambers 7 years ago

haha LoVe It!

0points

Samantha Beckett 7 years ago

the kitten!!

0points

Jenifer Cappello 7 years ago

OMG. I just had a Sluggy Freelance moment. Relapse! Time to reread the entire history of Sluggy. O__O

0points

Darryl Kerrigan 7 years ago

Most racist martial art is the one the SAS learn. You'll have to google it.

0points

Matthew Moreland 7 years ago

Capoeira Capybara!

0points

#81

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

78points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

I don' t know why...but this one made me laugh very hard!

41points

Jenn 7 years ago

same!

4points

Sushi Smack 7 years ago

obama's just like "candy!"

3points

Izzy the mushroom 4 years ago

Creepy full body sweater lady

1point

Allayna 7 years ago

I want to show up to a party (of a person I dislike), give it to them and leave laughing as I drive home XD

1point

A Ghost 7 years ago

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#82

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

78points

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Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

Me and black dresses....^^

30points

athornedrose 7 years ago

same

1point

Sadpetals 7 years ago

Me with my white shirts and black pants. No I'm not a waitress, just basic. Lol.

2points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Awwww yeaaa, gotta love the plaid.

1point

Daniel Sipes 7 years ago

THIS IS MY WARDROBE

1point

alwright 7 years ago

The red one, definitely

1point

Robert Greene 7 years ago

if they're flannel that's my closet during my mid 80's/SFO clone period

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

Al from Home Improvement's closet

0points

Thomas Es Thomas 7 years ago

Finally, one I can relate to. Yes, I'm fat Mom, but I'm 35. I can buy my own clothes. I don't need to look like a lumberjack.

0points

#83

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

77points

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glowworm2 7 years ago

I don't know what's worse, Chip missing part of his head after the curse or his mom still being able to shoot hot tea out of her nose. At least, I hope it's tea...

72points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

I DON'T WANNA KNOW! xD

7points

Joseph Roberts 6 years ago

I’m glad they changed that in the live action version.

1point

Just Carmen 7 years ago

That's some hot snot rockets there ma'am!

1point

GOH YI Moe 4 years ago

i think its blood

0points

Fnaf nerd 4 years ago

Ew, what if it was syrup.

0points

#84

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

77points

POST

Allayna 7 years ago

Vacation breaks like...

12points

Abhishek A 7 years ago

For god sake

0points

Robert Greene 7 years ago

Waitaminute...his TV's not on...

0points

#85

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

76points

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Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago

It's still different, though. Unless your Instagram is private and you only show photos to people you actually know.

24points

Darryl Kerrigan 7 years ago

I'm with the old lady on this (on this picture anyway, Instagram is OK). I went to a tourist attraction called the Eden Project and there was a viewing platform with dozens of people milling about, viewing things and that. No one got a descent picture though, they were all taking selfies, I waited for about 5 minutes to see if anyone would ask a stranger to take a photo, no one did. At least in 1977 you didn't get loads of pictures of a big face and an out of focus spectacle in the background. Whinge over.

0points

adoracat 7 years ago

We had a very kind stranger take several pics of us at the Grand Canyon this winter. :D. Then when we left, I got so caught up in "OMG AN ELK CROSSING THE ROAD!!!" that I forgot to take a pic of it, lol!

0points

Bored Birgit 7 years ago

Times change. Sigh.

0points

Jenn 7 years ago

SOO TRUE!

0points

#86

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

74points

POST

Daria B 7 years ago

He's gonna get biiiiiiiiiig! *bleeping growth sound*

20points

Just Carmen 7 years ago

I heard that sound in my head when I read your comment!

2points

Birdgirl45 7 years ago

Ahahahaaaaa peaches face in the last panel

1point

#87

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

74points

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thewildwoollychild 7 years ago

Haha, he got Happy Meals

16points

#88

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

71points

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Daniel Sipes 7 years ago

It is a message from the microwave gods, who you will come to worship in college, as they will be your sole source of food.

42points

Joseph Roberts 6 years ago

I knew that‘s where they hid the cameras

1point

Sushi Smack 7 years ago

the timer says hello

1point

Susann Campbell 7 years ago

lol

1point

Lyone Fein 7 years ago

more creepy obama

-3points

#89

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

70points

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Lord Beerus 7 years ago

Aww, in the original comic there was a gif at the end, sad that they couldn't include it

23points

Mayzie B 7 years ago

I know! i was so excited!

5points

Bernice Wittwer 7 years ago

I’m aforesaid I don’t get this one.

1point

Sarah 7 years ago

She is the artist who sang the song 1000 miles which has been used in memes. In the music video she goes around town while playing her piano

5points

#90

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

69points

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Bored Birgit 7 years ago

Hey, forgot your phone!

28points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

That is me at school. I’ll be talking to my friends between periods and on Pokémon Go at the same time. After a million “oh my gosh”s my friends have learned to accept or ignore my inner nerd

1point

Foxyloxylou 6 years ago

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

0points

Sky 7 years ago

Me in class, my professors know that during our breaks, I'll be the first out to catch that Charmander.

0points

#91

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

68points

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Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

Not buying it at all is saving four thousands, even better!

55points

Aaron Ling 7 years ago

That would only save $1000.

7points

Sree S 7 years ago

Its Gukki boi... $1000 is legitly my life savings so far... actually it would be like -$100,000 considering the money I owe my parents -_-

4points

Tina Diana Swanson 5 years ago

True! :D

1point

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Gucci stuff, so expensive, so fashionable, so pointless and moderate quality...

1point

Sashenka ahangamgoda 7 years ago

Its not gucci its gukki 🤣

0points

Warmaster Tsavong 7 years ago

My thought process during Steam sales.

1point

Liz dJ 7 years ago

And haven't played half of the games already in my possession, yet

1point

ALIYAH ALLEN 7 years ago

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#92

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

68points

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SnowyLynx 7 years ago

If only i could do that

21points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

Shall you eat it? Ruining it with your mouth, chewing it, and then....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2points

Marea Lewis 5 years ago

Oh, it’s easy. All you need is an egg, a frying pan, and a canning jar lid ring. Put the Lid Ring into the frying pan, crack the egg into the center of the ring, let it cook a bit before you take out the ring, then let it cook a bit after that, and then you’ve got a perfect egg.

1point

WhiteFox 7 years ago

oh no...

0points

#93

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

67points

POST

Leekun 7 years ago

That's what you get for badmouthing Hufflepuff

65points

Aldhissla VargTimmen 7 years ago

Indeed! Hufflepuffs are the best!

14points

Sree S 7 years ago

Y do u not like hufflepuff??? WHO DOESN'T LIKE CEDRIC DIGGORY??!?!?!!?

8points

floof lover 7 years ago

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Sushi Smack 7 years ago

hey! I'm a Hufflepuff! give us puffies some respect!

2points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Lol

1point

ki ki 7 years ago

HAHA DATS WHAT U GET!!!😂😂😂😂

0points

Darryl Kerrigan 7 years ago

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Kiki 7 years ago

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#94

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

67points

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Jenn 7 years ago

please just go away...

22points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

and stay away. Like...really....

3points

Chilli 1 year ago

me

1point

Allayna 7 years ago

Me all weekend

0points

carolgallasz 7 years ago

THAT'S ME!

0points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

“All by myself”....

0points

Matthew Smith 7 years ago

That's me in a nutshell

0points

#95

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

66points

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~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago

COME ON! IT SOUND DELICIOUS!

25points

BusLady 7 years ago

I don't know what most of that is

1point

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Why man???? That sounds perfect right about now!!

2points

Sky 7 years ago

"How dare you hate upon the tomatoes" -Me someone who currently rents out a guest house in a tomato farm. I've grown attached to this food as you can tell.

2points

Aaron Ling 7 years ago

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Sasha Brokaw 3 years ago

my borthers

0points

Sawyer Purser 4 years ago

same

0points

Susann Campbell 7 years ago

Just pick off the tomatoes jerk and eat all the rest. I would normally remove the scallop but this sound really good.

0points

Kiki 7 years ago

Sounds pretty tasty to me.

0points

#96

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

66points

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Cees Timmerman 7 years ago

Yeeeeaaah!

28points

Sree S 7 years ago

Naaaaaaaawwww!!!!

1point

glowworm2 7 years ago

I'd totally watch that show!

1point

ki ki 7 years ago

Lolol yes🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

Robert Greene 7 years ago

Oh, that's WONderful!

0points

#97

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

65points

POST

3ke 7 years ago

Where's the glowing eyes of night monsters hiding in the trees?

43points

Robert Greene 7 years ago

...it's early...give them time

2points

Nonexistant Shoelace 4 years ago

In your soul.

0points

Marvin Chan 4 years ago

yES

0points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Why is he wearing that outfit? Wool only gets completely soaked by rain, so why? And i think that there should be an animal eating his marshmallow to make it complete.

2points

Jack Hastings 7 years ago

It's raining, dreary, and grey.

1point

Emi Call 4 years ago

you forgot the bugs

0points

Sawyer Purser 4 years ago

in movies they make it look the best but reality hit you

0points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

I expected reality.

0points

#98

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

64points

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Samantha Beckett 7 years ago

lol.. it's the youtube rabbit hole. You end up watching god knows what.

8points

Christopher Chang 7 years ago

Well, at he was not caught watching porn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jerbMG7LJHk

1point

Cesar Mejia 7 years ago

Love asmr stuff

1point

stellermatt 7 years ago

i'm... learning how to... give you a head massage?

1point

Alia Ris 7 years ago

it's a therapy videos, filled with relaxing sounds...that sometimes come from weird activities.

2points

Jace 4 years ago

His iMac is not plugged in.

0points

WhiteFox 7 years ago

XD yep

0points

#99

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

63points

POST

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

I hate dressing, so i just add sliced cheese to make mine tastier and less weird-crunchy.

11points

switchman82 7 years ago

im totally hate dressings.. try virgin olive oil, lemon juice nad sea salt

2points

Kiki 7 years ago

Try carrot-ginger dressing. It's amazing

0points

Nonexistant Shoelace 4 years ago

Hello, fellow midwesterners!

0points

Noah Sanchez 6 years ago

Me:

0points

Allayna 7 years ago

AND THE CHEESE

0points

ColossalChibi 7 years ago

And that's how salad became unhealthy XD

0points

Warmaster Tsavong 7 years ago

The only way to eat salad.

0points

#100

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

63points

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CacTusy 7 years ago

Fish vagina Yes

50points

Mhiller17 7 years ago

Government conspiracy Yes

11points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

*Includes some incredible footage, so incredible you won't believe it!*

3points

Fluttergirl 7 years ago

A few weeks after drinking tequila with my cousin I checked my snail mail and I discovered I had ordered a thumb drive off Wish. It's shaped like an actual thumb.

2points

Jace 4 years ago

Oh look, another uncensored piece of content. This site was better when they weren't censoring "bad words".

1point

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)

There was a time when they didn't censor stuff? Wow, a comment below is uncensored.

0points

Izzy the mushroom 4 years ago

Yes what the ACTUAL F**K is that

0points

Lisa Chambers 7 years ago

LMAO

0points

Denis Schüle 7 years ago

probably not really a fresh f**k...

0points

Bway_Gonnabe11 7 years ago

$79.99 xD

0points

#101

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

63points

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Galeanthropy2017 7 years ago

Haha the "hell site" they say

26points

Jan Veselý 7 years ago

the infernet

6points

Amelia Williams 3 years ago

nah thats tumblr lol

0points

Bird lover 4 years ago

The hell site. But it´s gay af so...

0points

Jack Hastings 7 years ago

Delete Fb

2points

BusLady 7 years ago

he's afraid to get close

1point

Killian Wallace 7 years ago

tumblr

0points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Wow

0points

#102

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

62points

POST

ALIYAH ALLEN 7 years ago

and you will float too!

16points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Yessss. Now just to find some scaredy kids.....

1point

DAMIEN GARZA 7 years ago

SCARED THE LIVING S**T OUT OF ME

0points

Kiki 7 years ago

I can't take that new Pennywise seriously. He looks too much like a chipmunk.

0points

Anne-Marie Wilson 7 years ago

This should have reflected the winged eyeliner!

0points

Madalina Stanciu 7 years ago

apparently that's me... how I see myself versus how my husband sees me when I wear red lipstick

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

this is so funny

0points

~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago

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#103

Funny-Comics-Adam-Ellis

Final score:

62points

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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

That Genie is judging him so hard.. xD

37points

Samantha Beckett 7 years ago

So am I.

0points

Foxyloxylou 6 years ago

NO TIDE PODS ARE KILLERS WISH FOR INFINITE WISHES

0points

Christopher Chang 7 years ago

Grant 1 wish - to have another 100 wishes.

0points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Yes!!!!!!!! Tide pods!!!

0points

#104

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

61points

POST

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Lol

15points

Christopher Chang 7 years ago

The works to get that final look.

1point

SomeDude 7 years ago

Drunk Dragons.

1point

Gimmick Schnabitz 7 years ago

He knows the reality..

0points

#105

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

60points

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Scrappy 7 years ago

When the truth sinks in

20points

ki ki 7 years ago

Star wars yes😎😎

0points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Ouch, and that is why I’ll never have a girlfriend, because I’ll say one stupid thing and it will be over like that..

0points

Darryl Kerrigan 7 years ago

Who would want to be Bib Fortuna over Jabba!?!

0points

#106

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

60points

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Kai Burnstien 7 years ago

I still don't get why people think gay is an insult.

110points

Eliiiiiza 7 years ago

I still don’t get why people think cancer is a joke.

34points

Sofie Agni 7 years ago

The word literally means "happy"

23points

Evan Griffiths 7 years ago

People in my school have been to call me straight because they think that if gay insults them, I will be insulted by the opposite. It hasn't worked.

15points

Tina Diana Swanson 5 years ago

Yeah, i’d be more offended if someone said I was straight!

3points

Cees Timmerman 7 years ago

Because thousands of years ago, warlords preferred subjects to breed and spy on each other. Little has changed in some places like North Korea.

3points

Pansexual fnaf weeb 4 years ago

THANK YOU

1point

Christian Claydon 5 years ago

Yeah.

1point

Maddie Cashen 7 years ago

me ether

1point

Denis Schüle 7 years ago

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Evan Griffiths 7 years ago

Okay to the guy who just compared us to paedophiles, we don't rape children and learn the proper vocabulary before attempting to insult us

2points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Wow, going as far as Gay is a little rude. But thats the world we live in. Stupid world

2points

ki ki 7 years ago

Ok I'm gay and that's just insulting

1point

Amitai Blickstein 2 years ago (edited)

Part of the point is that The X0s were a toxic decade…which lives on in the internet trolldom

0points

GOH YI Moe 4 years ago

i dont think gay is an insult

0points

DAMIEN GARZA 7 years ago

Me: F**K YOU A******S

0points

Joe Tilden 7 years ago

*Stone serious face* “That drawing gave me cancer”

0points

#107

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

60points

POST

Neeraj Jha 7 years ago

That was a great series! My fav character was Mr Moseby..

24points

Sky 7 years ago

No runnin in my dang lobby.

4points

Heather 7 years ago

Relax! Let's just listen to the radio! Would you like AM or FM?

3points

Rory August 7 years ago

Kim Rhodes is a goddess!

2points

Rachael Eaves 7 years ago

Its so true though. Getting stuck on the internet happens

1point

SomeDude 7 years ago

Hemerrhoids.

0points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Me every day when I’m tired of by family annoying me

0points

Cees Timmerman 7 years ago

Why do people read stuff on the toilet?

0points

Carole Reid 7 years ago

It keeps you regular.

0points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

i have the same with reading in bath...

0points

#108

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

59points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

so wise....

15points

Samia Guled 3 years ago

ROFL xD

1point

SomeDude 7 years ago

Liked because sports are indeed stupid :)

3points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

And that is why i prefer the saying “shut up and drive”.

1point

Not Bill Cipher 4 years ago (edited)

Go team!

0points

Joseph Roberts 6 years ago

Sports aren’t stupid but they are harmful for both the players, and the behavior associated is harmful for society.

0points

Jack Hastings 7 years ago

Football is r******d, for retards to "enjoy".

-2points

Joseph Roberts 6 years ago

R****d is an ableist slur.

2points

#109

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

59points

POST

Bored Birgit 7 years ago

Poor Joe... 😊

26points

Not Bill Cipher 4 years ago

I'd play smash bros with him!

4points

Dave Grashton 4 years ago

I bet they’ll play WII with... THE PRESIDENT!!

7points

Forty-Two 4 years ago

Is it weird that I came back to this article just to comment here

2points

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago

No

0points

Kimu but she’s inactive 4 years ago

This aged well

1point

Sea otter simone/ froggy 3 years ago

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

0points

Trixie Gomlak 7 years ago

I bet Joe mains Meta Knight on Brawl

1point

#110

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

58points

POST

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

Now...do you want the red or orange one? *Please don't take this one i want it!* after the other one has been taken *i wanted that one...*

26points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Lol, is it just me or has this guy had tons of girlfriends...

2points

#111

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

55points

POST

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Me after i let my dad give me a haircut all those years ago

11points

Sasha Brokaw 3 years ago

I dont like myself with bangs, my mom rocks it, though

0points

Klay Thoring 4 years ago

Every time my BFF is bored she texts whether she should do this or other wild styles and I remind her she will hate it later!

0points

HJH 4 years ago

i have natural bangs- from stress-... i always look weird as heck-

0points

Kim Lorton 7 years ago

I tried this ....once... because I have a huge cowlick in the front and you can’t do bangs with a cowlick! Never again! Because it almost looks like this picture, but worse

0points

Sky 7 years ago

Her hair looks just like mine before I grew the bangs out and dyed it. Thin blonde hair + Bangs = No sir.

0points

#112

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

54points

POST

Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago

In my case, I definitely know that place, but I instantly forget how to get there from my current location when someone asks. Just like I forget how to check time in my analog clock the moment someone wants to know what time is it.

23points

Sree S 7 years ago

Thats me when Im REALLY lost in my thoughts... thats me everytime someone asks to borrow something at school. Me: *regretting my life decisions as I continuously sharpen my pencil* Person: Hey can I borrow ur sharpener? Me: Oh yea ok *drops pencil and sharpener* *scavenges through huge pencil case for sharpener* Sorry I couldn't find it. Person: ... oh okay. Me: *sees sharpener* Wait I do have it.... meh.... *goes back to regretting life decisions*

1point

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Lol

1point

Darryl Kerrigan 7 years ago

Asking for directons in NYC was the nicest surprise. Thought they'd tell me to sod off, but they were all really nice. One guy let me use his mobile.

0points

Vaida Kuodytė 7 years ago

Better be safe, I gave wrong directions today again (by accident), ruined my week T_T.

0points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

Me: *screams and run after it*: "mister!! I can help you finally!!!!"

0points

#113

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

51points

POST

stellermatt 7 years ago

santa loves 'elfies

35points

glowworm2 7 years ago

Even Santa has standards!

1point

Gimmick Schnabitz 7 years ago

realistic Santa

0points

#114

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

51points

POST

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

I hate it when that happens

19points

TheNerdyGeek🤓 2 years ago

Now in 2023 you can delete messages, which is SOOOOO convenient!

0points

WhiteFox 7 years ago

you can delete messages

0points

Gimmick Schnabitz 7 years ago

I actually dont think ive ever done that... *knocks on wood*

0points

#115

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

50points

POST

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Is this anti-orthodontist propaganda?

20points

Daniel Fleming 7 years ago

The second picture is him as bane from Dark Knight Rises in case you didn't know.

4points

Bernice Wittwer 7 years ago

Nope. Just some funny as s**t truth 😆

2points

River wolf 2 years ago

Sure. Anything to stop me getting braces.

1point

Dreams.com 3 years ago

Nah, I've had braces and they were really annoying, but they did help me get straighter teeth

0points

Brooke Wellington 7 years ago

ITS BANES MASK

0points

Samuel Zhao 4 years ago

Expect for the pain

0points

Samantha Beckett 7 years ago

Yes. i had them last year. I was happier to have them out than I was to have straight teeth.

0points

#116

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

49points

POST

Jenn 7 years ago

cynthia!!!

24points

Mhiller17 7 years ago

ehhhh im just the second one

2points

glowworm2 7 years ago

Cynthia is a really good dancer though.

1point

#117

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

48points

POST

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

Perfect couple is the one with a big eater and a small one xD

23points

Potato 7 years ago

I found a girlfriend who always gave some of her portion to me, now she magically eats twice as much as me T_T

3points

Gemma Lees 5 years ago

Why do you call it an entree when it's the second course?

0points

#118

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

47points

POST

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Or his first reaction to a hot girl....

18points

Charlie B 3 years ago

Doubt it, he’s gay lol

7points

alwright 7 years ago

relatable XD

1point

#119

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

44points

POST

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

It's because of the topping..

14points

Pumpkin Spice 4 years ago

WAS I NOT SPICY ENOUGH ADAM?!!?!?!? HUH?!?!?!?!?!

0points

#120

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

44points

POST

eleven's eggos 7 years ago

Those playlist basically describe my music tastes in one panel

19points

Bway_Gonnabe11 7 years ago

the playlists are my life

3points

~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago

SAME

3points

Marea Lewis 5 years ago

This is when you bring a portable charger. Personal experience...

2points

Darryl Kerrigan 7 years ago

I was gymming out to the soundtracks from Singing In the Rain and Boardwalk empire on Monday. It was great, was in a great mood. Probably left 30 mins earlier than if I'd been listening to rock music or something. I went for a nice walk to KFC instead :)

2points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Lol

1point

T5n 2 years ago

Having a playlist that is just zombie by the cranberries is definitely something that I would do.

0points

Nonexistant Shoelace 4 years ago (edited)

Gyrating seductively playlist? May I please see what's on that, Mr Adam?

0points

#121

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

42points

POST

alwright 7 years ago

MEEEEEEEEEEE too

15points

Adriana Coppage 4 years ago

take me with youuuuuu

0points

#122

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

40points

POST

BusLady 7 years ago

She doesn't have a "Plus one?

12points

dari 7 years ago

Well, never thought this day would come so early. I'm getting married in Las Vegas. Welp, now I better ask my mom to drive me.

3points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Well that’s discouraging

1point

BusLady 7 years ago

Who knows? She could meet someone at one of these weddings. Reminds me of the movie "Bridesmaids"

1point

Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago

Sad truth: My name ain't there ;(

1point

PurpleDoople 3 years ago

Is Jack and Greg’s wedding two in the same day or is it a gay wedding because none of the others have two names

-1point

Jovan Kkastumuren (Pride rights in Greece!) 3 years ago

i assume 2 in the same day because if it was a gay wedding it would just be Jack or Greg because everyone else only got one name

-1point

MistyCat 4 years ago

yay gay couple uwu

-1point

#123

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

39points

POST

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

I fell like that happens too much

12points

Catherine Stevens 2 years ago

mmm grandmas ALWAYS got/get the off brand stuff

1point

BusLady 7 years ago

But she saved a few dollars

1point

#124

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

38points

POST

Hannah Bunker 7 years ago

Why would your point it out?? I'm going to go insane now!!!!!

17points

~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago

THAT LITTLE MARK IN HIS FINGERNAIL IS DRIVING ME CRAZY

8points

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

But why?

3points

Daniela Berg 7 years ago

That's nicaraguan style :-D

0points

#125

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

38points

POST

SnowyLynx 7 years ago

Yes

11points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

No

0points

Amitai Blickstein 2 years ago

#suddenlyCommunism

0points

Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago

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#126

Adam Ellis Comics

Final score:

36points

POST

Daria B 7 years ago

Hah! The Noctis bros are not that barbaric. *raises head sideways* (well, they're literally royalty...)

9points

Daria B 7 years ago

*remembers when Ignis was all cool about "Hmm! New recepy idea..." after a total overkill slaughter*

3points

HJH 4 years ago

YeSs! i do the excat same thing

0points