44 Of The Best Comebacks In The History Of Burns

Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!

Oh man that was the best :D

holy s**t you go teach

WELL DONE!!

dammmnnn😂😂

mrs johnson omg i couldv,e gave you mmy IP address so we can talk about how it feels to be mentaly ill but NOO now i,m thinking your one of the 8 billion people on earth that has 1.3457787900976547568 brain cells like i was thinking i coudv,e used that as my phone DON<T BE A TEACHER.

on god

WTF

I used that line all the time after seeing the movie The New Guy with DJ Qualls!

I like this teacher

omg that is hilarious you go mrs j

who is miss johanson?

All my grammar teachers suck and get mad at me for reading to much, checking out a lot of books and always figuring out what happens in the book before they do but like hey I’m one of your best students I pay attention in class, I like to read and I have a higher reading level than a lot of people in higher classes I can’t help that I’m kinda smart.

Your alot smarter than you look

Miss Johanson, this some really good comeback and shut up Larry and respect your elders, Or did you not learn manners at school?

🤣 HAHA I want Mrs. Johanson as a teacher now!

I LOVE THIS!

Although they never mention it, I owe the people who frequent the Hob. Gale told me that Greasy Sae, the old woman who serves up soup, started a collection to sponsor Peeta and me during the Games. It was supposed to be just a Hob thing, but a lot of other people heard about it and chipped in. I don't know exactly how much it was, and the price of any gift in the arena was exorbitant. But for all I know, it made the difference between my life and death.

Wish i had her as a teacher to finally set things straight! LMFAO!!

Bruh.

sick teacher omgggg

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DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

nice

holy s**t u go teach

:C

same lel

xddd

omlord!! that was hilarious

same here

Slay XD

You wonder what's on my face well here's your answer "something that you need to get". 🙀

OHHHH SNAP!

hahaha I need to meet my new favorite teacher

You make me want to be your student!

This is the best comeback ever lets say a bully walks up to you and says you suck then you say to him at least I don't digest. Ohhhh!!!!

Best comeback ever: Bully says you suck you say at least I don't digest

OOOOHHHHH!!!!!

Go Mrs J * I even if i dont know you*

Here a good one Your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

It sucks

you getting mad bro

I love the internet

What wrong being single? Relationships are b******t anyways.

I was with a girl and some guy said pulling then I said the only thing u pull is your d**k with tweasers

She didn't burn him... She set his a*s on fire!!!!lmao

Is dis MS Johanson hawt? lol.

Classy!

D**k

A kid said this is the most happy day of my life!!! A girl said she loved me!!!! I said aren't moms great?