In ancient times, almost every battle began with a verbal confrontation - two representatives of each army gathered in the field between the armies prepared for battle, and began to shower each other with insults, and the wittier each remark was, the more inspired the warriors would be for the upcoming battle. So it was in the ancient world, so it was in the early Middle Ages, so it was in the days of knights and samurai.
Now, unfortunately, this noble art is almost forgotten, and the battles have gradually moved to the internet. And still, the ability to completely demolish any opponent with just one witty phrase, to make them choke on a retort, remains no less valuable - even if it no longer brings victory on the battlefield.
There's an entire community on Reddit called r/Comebacks dedicated to the most unexpected, impactful, and incredible comebacks ever said, written, or typed. As of today, there are 14.8K members in the community, and hundreds of genuine combo-breaking masterpieces of wit.
Bored Panda has compiled for you this brilliant selection of the most popular and delightful pearls that are likely to have you in stitches. So sit back, make sure you're not chewing or drinking anything right now - and start scrolling this list! Have fun or die laughing!
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Flour is actually not a spice. It is grounded from wheat which is considered a grass. Spices are actually made up of roots, rhizomes, stems, leaves, bark, flowers, fruits, and seeds. (Sorry for ruining this joke, I just don’t think it’s that big of an insult. You can scroll down now)
You're right Stardust. But isn't that the point though. She's so boring that no actual spice fits her personality... they're all too... spicy for her.
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if i was a spice i'd be coffee grounds cause i can be tiring or energetic and i love chocolate
I'm more of a Ghost Pepper. I add excitement, but just don't overindulge.
This show (specifically Louise) has a TON of underrated jokes and quips. I love this show so much
"Thanks, as we're on the topic of unwanted medical advice, you should probably get tested for hypertension with all that salt in your diet." Can be a good comeback.
I was standing near the front of a looonnnggg line at the DMV today. Someone came to the front and asked "Where's the end of the line?" And the guy behind me pointed back and said "It's at the other end of God's Green Earth." LOL!
I was standing near the front of a looonnnggg line at the DMV today. Someone came to the front and asked "Where's the end of the line?" And the guy behind me pointed back and said "It's at the other end of God's Green Earth." LOL!
