No matter what serious business everyone may try to make of it, the Christmas holidays are one big comedy reality show that airs in multiple households across the world all at once. Think of all the family drama, cursed topics at the dinner table, never-ending cocktail refills, painful gift exchanges where everyone pretends to love a Christmas sweater for 3 years in a row... do I really need to keep going?

But the more hilarity ensues in our Christmas-spirited homes, the more material it gives for hilarious tweets that surf around social media, making everyone sigh, cringe, relate, and laugh their hearts out.

So since we’re one step into the blessed comical chaos, Bored Panda has compiled a list full of the funniest tweets about Christmas. And even though we're not coming together this year due to the pandemic, the comical vibes of it all aren’t going anywhere.

#1

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random_weighs Report

E Menendez
Community Member
6 months ago

Yes, and it was only through manipulation and brainwashing he came to conform.

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#2

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AugustJPollak Report

Sk FaiXan
Community Member
6 months ago

cats google search = how to destroy decorated tree!!

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#3

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Falcon
Community Member
6 months ago

What gifts? I'm only there for the free food.

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This Christmas is going to be different for all of us. And since we are one step away from one of the most awaited celebrations of the year, one should not forget that we live in unprecedented times of pandemic that put our usual traditions on hold.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warns against gatherings with family and friends who do not live with you as they “can increase the chances of getting or spreading COVID-19 or the flu.”

As an alternative to face-to-face greetings and Christmas dinners, the CDC recommends “celebrating virtually or with members of your own household (who are consistently taking measures to reduce the spread of COVID-19)” and adds that this approach “poses the lowest risk for spread.”

#4

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My Life at
Community Member
6 months ago

Cute

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#5

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Helen Haley
Community Member
6 months ago

This is the best thing I've seen all year.

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#6

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Darko Pešić
Community Member
6 months ago

this is so awesome

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Many countries across the world are currently implementing stricter quarantine rules as the Covid-19 cases continue to soar at an alarming pace. For example, in the Netherlands, the second lockdown of at least five weeks will start on Tuesday. Sweden, which resisted national lockdowns, implements their strictest restrictions so far on Friday. A hard lockdown with non-essential shops closing nationwide will also start in Germany this Wednesday and will continue throughout the holidays. Italy is now reported as the latest European country to go into lockdown.

Meanwhile, the UK reported a record new 35,928 Covid-19 infections yesterday, which makes it the highest-ever increase in a single day. The British government has divided the country into local restriction tiers based on epidemiological indicators in a bid to curb the soaring number of new cases.

#7

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Julia Atkinson
Community Member
6 months ago

This should be much, much higher

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#8

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BluEyedSeoulite
Community Member
6 months ago

(⊙⊙)(☉_☉)(⊙⊙)

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#9

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Tamsin Far
Community Member
6 months ago

Yesssss! Bild_2020-...f8-png.jpg Bild_2020-12-21_102324-5fe0698e8f2f8-png.jpg

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#10

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Falcon
Community Member
6 months ago

Thus Harry Potter is a Christmas movie.

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#11

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Nea
Community Member
6 months ago

I am impressed with what they could do to that excuse of a tree.

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#12

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Candace Fitzpatrick
Community Member
6 months ago

You better have thrown Charlie a damn clementine!

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#13

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Helen Haley
Community Member
6 months ago

Such a horrible movie. The point of the story is that it is ok to bully, unless they're useful to you.

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#14

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Kate S
Community Member
6 months ago

Great minds think alike

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#15

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Falcon
Community Member
6 months ago

I guess if you wrap enough of it around the present it won't be THAT see-through 😂

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#16

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Bill
Community Member
6 months ago

Your chance to pay back the favor

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#17

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John Topper
Community Member
6 months ago

That your weight loss program has worked.

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#18

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Big
Community Member
6 months ago

Free the birbies!

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#19

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Softsquatch
Community Member
6 months ago

i cannot put into words how much this cheered me up

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#20

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97Vercetti Report

Clearly sunny
Community Member
6 months ago

Cute.

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#21

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Jouni Hakkarainen
Community Member
6 months ago

And Christmas itself is one of Freddy's drams..

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#22

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Nea
Community Member
6 months ago

Be gay, be merry!

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#23

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Lord Mysticlaw
Community Member
6 months ago

I really like this stage

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#24

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Katherine Boag
Community Member
6 months ago

Bank account, I was thinking something else

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#25

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NoodleBear
Community Member
6 months ago

Me too

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#26

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로희
Community Member
6 months ago

The best Christmas present.

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#27

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NoodleBear
Community Member
6 months ago

Lol this tradition was actually a marketing technique, it was never a real tradition to begin with. Someone just made it up to sell ornaments. Still a fun tradition though.

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#28

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Zophra
Community Member
6 months ago

This is pretty much my husband. I handle the presents; he doesn't even know what he got them. Everyone is surprised Christmas morning.

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#29

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Clearly sunny
Community Member
6 months ago

🤣🤣

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#30

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Big
Community Member
6 months ago

Now I've got an image in my mind of someone dunking their pizza in their milk. You've scarred me...

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#31

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WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
6 months ago

He was way ahead of his years with "A boy named Sue"

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#32

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Lexii_ Report

Troux
Community Member
6 months ago

Yeti knows exactly what they are doing...

Bill
Community Member
6 months ago

*Donging

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My Life at
Community Member
6 months ago

Everything is dildo if you brave enough

Freezer Burn
Community Member
6 months ago

I want this on a shirt

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kjorn
Community Member
6 months ago

just imagine before you realise it was a cup holder if she has said: i found it in a thrift store... i couldn't resist

uber mensch
Community Member
6 months ago

Actually seen in a p**n shop: an electric breast pump. I can imagine that going so VERY wrong...

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glowworm2
Community Member
6 months ago

That color certainly doesn't help!

Hollysmom
Community Member
6 months ago

Ribbed for your pleasure

misteriosa
Community Member
6 months ago

I am sorry, but I am not convinced 😂

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
6 months ago

You can make it what you want. Hello? Are you ever coming out of your room? 😉

Petra Schaap
Community Member
6 months ago

sure it is, hon. A cup holder.

uber mensch
Community Member
6 months ago

Dual purpose.

Marvin HeartofGold
Community Member
5 months ago

I mean yeah, with lube and as long as it's properly cleaned afterwards.

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Sargundeep Singh
Community Member
6 months ago

Its 2 in one😂😂

TheDemonUnderYourBed
Community Member
6 months ago

I laughed WAAAAAAAAAAY too hard at this...

Martha Meyer
Community Member
6 months ago

That "cup" is defeinitely the right size for a Yeti.

Aria Whitaker
Community Member
6 months ago

Yeah, it is a "cup holder" alright....

Zophra
Community Member
6 months ago

"cup holder"

Rissie
Community Member
6 months ago

"""cup holder""" winkey face smiley.

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Clever Dog
Community Member
6 months ago

cup holder riiiiiiight!

KT
Community Member
6 months ago

a strap on one lol

Kelly Hoover
Community Member
6 months ago

Multifunction gift. Smart momma

Amanda Sherland
Community Member
6 months ago

Why would a company make a coffee mug that needs a separate handle?

Hollysmom
Community Member
6 months ago

Money

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Dark Pearl
Community Member
1 month ago

I know dildos aren't very realistic anyway, but I don't think real d**k is stripy...

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
Community Member
5 months ago

I'M SCREAMING NOW TOO 😭😭😭

WhatEvenIsLife
Community Member
5 months ago

Oh. Oh my.

Johan Plane
Community Member
5 months ago

2 in 1?

Robert Miller
Community Member
5 months ago

Su-uuuu-ure it is ......

Thomas Turnbull
Community Member
5 months ago

I would feel a bit of a prick getting that

Jack Tripper
Community Member
5 months ago

Paige, NO!

deathmetalpegasus12
Community Member
5 months ago

I'm cringing

miten sasmita
Community Member
6 months ago

It has multifunction

CrEaTiVe_duck
Community Member
6 months ago

Was the scream of happiness,annoyance,or upsetness?

Mark Kelly
Community Member
6 months ago

Dual purpose?

Leo Domitrix
Community Member
6 months ago

My eyes are scarred. And I've helped perform an autopsy.

Hanneke Legerstee
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6 months ago

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#33

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Nea
Community Member
6 months ago

This year, my father said he is not getting any lights as he us too old for ladder and i missed all those years when i had to keep him off a ladder

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#34

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NoodleBear
Community Member
6 months ago

You ruined the roast beast!

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#35

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Jess-a-men
Community Member
6 months ago

Alas, I won't get a heart attack trying to move my great-grandmother's old doll off the guest bed and accidentally pressing the button that makes it giggle this year... what a shame.

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#36

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Rowlie
Community Member
6 months ago

took me a second but was worth it

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#37

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Natalia
Community Member
6 months ago

Even worse!

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#38

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tuzdayschild
Community Member
6 months ago

I'm ok with the birds and pretty much all the other gifts. But can someone explain to me the value of a Lord a Leaping.

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#39

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로희
Community Member
6 months ago

Truly the story of my life. *cries in poverty

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NoodleBear
Community Member
6 months ago

Accurate

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