When it comes to religion, many have different opinions — from disagreement to mockery and alignment to salvation. Regardless of your beliefs, we invite you to recognize the comical points in the funniest Christian memes and how they may pave the path to religious engagement. 

We’ve pooled 65 Funny Christian Memes that believers and non-believers will relate to. Don’t forget to give thanks for the funny moments that bring a smile to your face.

#1

Christian meme: Asking for Forgiveness

Young man in a tuxedo with a humorous Christian meme caption about asking for a bike and forgiveness.

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Meow
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is great... This needs more points

Meow
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lazar just above Add a comment has something that says how many upvotes it has. Right now, it says, "57 points."

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Carol Emory
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6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL. Someone found a loophole....

Nathan Walsh
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha, so funny. Nice try, but that won’t work. “If we had rejected our God, and spread out our hands in prayer to another god, would not God discover it, for he knows one’s thoughts?” ‭‭Psalms‬ ‭44:20-21‬

Shirley Heyn
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This fails the "humor" test. :-(

Blathnaid O'Loughlin
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like I know it’s terrible reverse psychology but I have to downvote it. It’s just so awful! (Lazars plan to get downvoted)

Phil Bowerman
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First time I heard this it was from Emo Phillips, stand-up comic about 30 years ago.

Mark CM
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This actually the REAL morality of "Sunday Christians". It's no joke.

Aranora
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is this in an email today with the tag new memes when the comments are FIVE YEARS OLD????

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    #2

    Cloud Storage

    Moses holding tablets with a humorous caption connecting tablets to cloud technology, Christian meme.

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    Jeff
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed in school for this and it wasn’t that funny

    Jime Tolentino
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    must also be a Filipino....had to climb the mountain to have a decent signal

    Harleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the first to crash it, too!

    bpanther
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Samson' folding tablet ??

    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he got this tablet for free from a stranger... Now thats suspicious...

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    #3

    Noah's Arc

    Christian meme with lions and animals boarding an ark, captioned "Good luck breeding those lions."

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not the actual photo"

    Edith Corona
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen the actual photo? 😂 how do you know?

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    MagNat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First homosexual marriage in the Bible.

    Kevin Crane
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep I know someone who has the book that illustration is in!! I have seen it IRL

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    the Lemon Queen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some female lions can have manes too. But yeah, this was just dumb.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One could fill an entire book with reasons Noah's ark can't be real. Geology, biology, zoology, history, genetics and simple reason all poke enormous holes in this fairy tale about a floating menagerie.

    Nordlys
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the main reason is the lack of space.

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    Strawberry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there’s some ✨GAY REPRESENTATION✨

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    Christianity Worldwide: Unity in Belief, Diversity in Practice

    The reach of Christianity is undeniable, with 2.1 billion followers worldwide. According to History, Christians are monotheistic, or in other words, they believe that there is only one God, and their beliefs revolve around the life, death, and resurrection of Jesus (1).

    There are other subgroups among Christians. In a 2024 feature for How Stuff Works, Mitch Ryan writes that Christians are generally aligned in the belief that Christ died to forgive sins, believe in external salvation, and are universally awaiting Christ’s second coming (2). According to Ryan, Catholics have the most significant number of followers among Christians, with 1.3 billion.

    The biggest differences among the Christian groups and sub-religions typically revolve around the practice of the sacred tradition of mass, the holy orders, the structural hierarchy of the Catholic Church, and the way the Virgin Mary and the saints are respected in Roman Catholic doctrine.

    Many of these different subgroups among Christians feel that they have a unique set of beliefs. In reality, though, they draw more strength in their similarities.

    #4

    Holy Venom

    Funny Christian meme of the Pope with a caption about spraying holy venom, wearing a large wind-blown cape.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His cape also looks like Pacman!

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My corgi looked at me as if I was a psychopath, because I actually snored when I read this.

    Sveta Smirnova
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminded me of Jurassic Park 1st movie when the programmer tried to collect some bottle from the bushes

    Bird lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lazar please don´t bring chickens into this.

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    Kel Mick
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me, his cape makes him look like a frilled neck lizard.

    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just out of curiosity.... what's the point of that thing anyways?

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda reminds me of a dogs cone of shame.

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    #5

    God’s Business Card

    Funny Christian meme showing a house burnt down with an intact Bible; comment humorously questions divine intent.

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    JessG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Business card"! Haha!

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Devil = flames, God = Bible save

    Steven Maliekal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it’s the only way He can get our attention

    Roz Tressell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U should convert cause God saved the family's lives

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why i'm agnostic-atheist. yes, it's a thing

    AMYAH MINOTT-STARLING
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they must keep that bible safe then if you no what i mean ;-);-);-);-);-)

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    The Bible: The First Book Ever Printed

    Christianity plays a more important part in history than we think. According to Will Lubaroff (Walworth, 2024), the Catholic Bible was the first book printed on a modern printing press (3).

    Johannes Gutenberg introduced printing technology to 15th-century Europe. He invented a movable system that used individual, reusable letters that could be rearranged to create different words and pages.

    The invention of Gutenberg’s press led to the printing of the Gutenberg Bible, which significantly contributed to the spread of Christianity during the 15th Century and played a key role in evangelizing the majority of the Western world.

    Only a few copies of the Gutenberg Bible remain today, some six centuries since they were initially printed. Most of the remaining copies are preserved in museums and are highly sought out by historians and religious scholars.

    #6

    “Table For 26 Please”

    Christian meme featuring The Last Supper parody with humorous dialogue about seating.

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    HANS
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the Messiah and his twelve apostles walk in to a restaurant ...

    Richard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as like as in a movie or sitcom, when everybody is aligned to the camera.

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was done on That 70's Show in the school cafeteria

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And an easel for our friend Leo there. We might be a while.

    Maureen Taylor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the women went to the bathroom together

    Sveta Smirnova
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Maria Magdalena was joining also?

    Mia O'Brien
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That all look so mad, they were all still friends during the last supper

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they're mad, they're probably just debating

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    Sydney Helget
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

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    #7

    “When You Have Close Friends in Your 30s”

    Christian meme about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s, with tweet interaction metrics displayed.

    Mormonger Report

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if we could multiply wine...

    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I'd belive in him 😃 And he would be my best friend and I would love him and he would be my squishy!

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, almost 12 friends--one of them backstabbed him.

    Stevie B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I'm sayin' is 13 guys spent a lot of time together, with no one else around...

    Rinpai
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for their hooker friend mary (not his mom the other mary)

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    Tammy Ralph
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically it's only 11 as Judas was a traitor.

    Briteney Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did not. He had 12 disciples, 3 close ones and 1 that betrayed Him.

    Jim Hammer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Followers...How many do you have? Have you thought about starting your own religion?

    jknbt jknbt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too true...also a man in his 30s can't have a close male friend (even if completely platonic) without all the gossipy women saying they are gay

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    How Comedy Engages Serious Topics Like Religion

    Lauren Feldman, an associate professor at Rutgers’ School of Communication and Information, thinks that people often incorrectly assume that comedy — because it is funny and entertaining — is inappropriate for communicating about serious issues like politics or religion (Rutgers Today, 2020)(4).

    Many people believe that humor distracts from important topics and deters the proper spread of a belief system. However, according to Feldman, it is because comedy is funny and entertaining that it can engage and motivate people around challenging issues.

    Feldman adds that because comedy pulls people in and creates a positive emotional connection, it inspires engagement and action. When it comes to religion, if the comedy is conceived and executed in literally “good faith,” then it may be more beneficial than originally perceived.

    So, as serious as the doctrines may seem, religion finds a place in the comical world of memes by sharing ideas that would otherwise be too complicated to discuss.

    #8

    Church Online Team

    Jesus statue at a computer, humorously checking Facebook likes, illustrating a Christian meme.

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    JessG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious!

    Peter Ngunyi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one...this got my attention. #JC is my friend

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's actually watching funny cat videos.

    Stormy Miller
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because that's totally how it works!

    Klaudiia Sherbatzky
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don´t know why I got so many down-votes ? I only said that many people use pictures of sick people or kids because they only wan´t likes - like : For every like bla bla and most of the pictures are fake or the person isn´t sick!!!

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the bible but its 2018

    John Rushing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    devil said that god was a bad a*s and ulgu

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    #9

    Creation Wonder

    Priest holding a Bible with text questioning the creation timeline, featuring a humorous Christian meme scenario.

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    Night Owl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good question 🤔

    Cesi Baca
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the word “day” only represented a certain period of time.....It was not a day (24 hrs sunrise to sunrise) as humans understand it......The Bible says WITH THE LORD A DAY IS LIKE A THOUSAND YEARS AND A THOUSAND YEARS ARE LIKE A DAY. 2 Peter: Chapter 3, verse 8.

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    Maddie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, 'time' is a man made concept

    Uwe Theiss
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you really think there was no time when humans didn't exist?

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    Mystical_Muffin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the first day that he created light and dark...so this isn't possible? Haha what

    Michael John Aragon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    during creation period, time was not created as God transcends both time and space. God did not develop a day based on when the sun rose and set but rather time was based in God's eyes of what time is for Him. Time was later created by man after sin entered the world.

    Tina Oliver
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    _OR_ applying occums razor~ you have absolutely no clue what you're talking about and you're just trying to make a fabricated man-made story fit into the confines of physics and the known universe.

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    AlanandLeila Hoyt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.gotquestions.org/amp/light-first-sun-fourth.html

    Avery S Alberico
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Days in Godś timing could be millions of years because He is beyond human time and space

    J-A Laine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's not a literal day but a symbolic "day". Consider 2 Peter 3:8 "However, do not let this escape your notice, beloved ones, that one day is with Jehovah as a thousand years and a thousand years as one day.". I don't quite remember what it said in hebrew but it can be researched that it's about a long period of time rather than a 24h day.

    Dawn Korotko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly boy - first rule of biblical exegesis - Context! Context! Context! - On the first day, God created Light and separated it from the darkness and it was morning and evening the first day. Continue cycle till day 4. You receive an F in interpretation also lose points for expecting your modern definitions to apply to ancient civilizations! No ice cream for you!! 🤣

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    #10

    Top Jesus Sightings

    Funny Christian meme with God and Jesus discussing appearances.

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    Mia O'Brien
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come jesus doesn'tget a shirt

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a young bachelor, he needs to show his abs!

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elvis, meanwhile, can appear in spilled popcorn, and Satan in smoke.

    Dominic John Baltazar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exodus 20:7 "Thou shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain;for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that takes His name in vain. Repent and believe! For His kingdom is at hand!

    Eric Brokaw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Norte dame burning down now

    Kim Mahood
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg that one really made me chuckle

    N G
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus and God look very white

    Owl Payson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a old painting I think so yeah not a shocker. We do not know his race but he is ironically probably not white as whites became a thing later than Asians and Africans

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    Natters
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And durians. (Search it up!)

    Hannah McCoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no offense, but i really really hate durians-their smell + texture..blech

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    Sadie Pegram
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prolly from lifting up all those people.

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    #11

    Goal: Water Turned Into Wine

    Christian meme showing a wine section labeled "water" with the caption "Jesus was here."

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    Bangtan__ARMY
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if only i could turn water into wine....

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wine shmine - I'd like to be able to turn water into craft beer!

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    bpanther
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But for the dehydrated, dying man in the desert, stuck with only a sealed bottle of wine... it needs to be the other way around, and a cork-screw please !!

    Ed Lesperance
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I ask him to stop by my place?

    Sadie Pegram
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus: *Comes through and runs hand across bottles*

    Michael Cardiel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Who was the guy who made that sign lol

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    #12

    “Selling Merch to Local Community”

    A humorous Christian meme depicting a historical painting with a modern twist, referencing a hustle at the crucifixion.

    jamcolley Report

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on Jesus' face. "I don't want my life and death to be capitalized on."

    Eusebius Tan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It technically is today with offerings in church

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    Trav May
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus is looking at her like, "REALLY?".

    Mia O'Brien
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s not stupid...He knows where the publicity’s at

    Brianna Renee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just made an account on here so I could upvote this one. Hilarious.

    John Ashley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the expression on his face, it's clear Jesus doesn't approve.

    Rachel Mullins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s Saint Veronica https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Veronica

    Sadie Pegram
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why they were trying to sell Wierd Al's merch back then

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    #13

    “Ask the Church Management”

    Christian meme with a sign reading "Aint Peter's Church," humorously missing the letter 'S'.

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    Meow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, but it ain't Peter's.

    Terry T.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly Paul's or Mary's....

    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been looking at this for a while now and I literally just realized it's supposed to be "saint" why do i have no braincells

    Linda Jolly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Christians and Moslems do NOT worship the same God. The Christian God is part of the Holy Trinity. Moslems do not believe that Jesus is God's son. They put Him on a level with Mohammed. Jesus died and rose from the grave. Mohammed died and stayed dead!

    Hafida
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost correct Linda, there is one god. We name it Allah but that is the same as god. No differens. Abraham (brahim), Moses (moussa) Jesus (isa) and Mohammed are propeths in Islam, Mohammed is the last one, this is why we follow his steps. But we pray to allah and not to mohammed like christian pray to jesus what i know. We know Jesus (isa) died for our sins and one day (when this world is tho the end of days) he is the one who will send back to Earth again. Mohammed will wait for us on judgment day.

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    #14

    The Test Article

    Funny Christian meme about using Jesus to answer a history test question.

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    Bored Lazy Lizzy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Jewish and this is making me wheeze

    Owl Payson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean the main difference in religion is based of Jesus so like... yup

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    Joseph Roberts
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not god and jesus, it’s God and Jesus.

    Dragons Exist
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    2 years ago

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    You only capitalize the names of nouns. Since they don't exist, you don't capitalize them. #grammar

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    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The closest most controversial presidential race in American history. The contenders Rutherford Hayes and Samuel Tilden. Hayes one by a mere 1 electoral vote. Tilden won the popular vote, but Hayes went on to win the presidency. It was very controversial during that time and makes the Clinton vs Trump election look like a cakewalk.

    ember avery
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "aren't you Jewish?" i cant breathe

    ZombieGirl5591
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would a Jewish person not make this statement? I know nothing about that religion and am genuinely curious what the teacher meant by that and why the student couldn't say that if they were Jewish.

    Hannah McCoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they dont believe that Jesus was the Messiah. actually im not sure if that is true, someone correct me if im wrong

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    PandaLover
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard at the "Aren't you Jewish"? LOL

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    #15

    “The Least Effective Navigator Ever”

    Funny Christian meme featuring Moses with a map route, highlighting "worst navigator ever" joke.

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    anonymous
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did anyone else say the simpsons comic book store guy's voice in their head or just me

    Alejandro Butrón
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moses took 40 years to atone for the sins of his people, he did not go anywhere. Just say.

    Silverfish_13
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the bible it's bc Moses sent a couple of guys to scout ahead and they decided not to come back for I think 40 days, so everyone was stuck walking around and camping for a really long time. Plus, you try leading hundreds of thousands of people through a desert

    Run
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's even worse when they constantly pester you.

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    T Simmons
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    40 years = a generation. THE generation that grumbled.

    Robert Benson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To borrow from Fastball ... "But Where Were They Going Without Ever Knowing The Way?"

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I recently rediscovered this song (Thanks to Mojo's video about 90's forgotten songs) and can't stop singing it now! I can't believe I completely forgot about it for about 20 years - I loved it so much in college!

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hit every red light.

    Tacitus86
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there was google maps.

    Julian McCallum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God made them wander for 40 years as a punishment.

    Miklós Nagy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but he stopped and burned every city to the ground on the way!

    Bob 2.0
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that route is known to be dangerous, between the endless wasteland and the 50 or so Stand users waiting to attack. So the 40 years make sense.

    Nia Loves Art
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What route takes 40 years? The one that goes in circles?

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    #16

    The Platypus Crossover

    Platypus swimming with humorous text about ambitious crossover events, highlighting funny Christian memes.

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    Jeff
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perry the platypus?!?!

    Molly Tallmadge
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HE'S A SEMI AQUATIC EGG LAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION

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    JessG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God: I've got you beat Marvel! *snaps fingers* Behold! The Beaver-Duck!

    JessG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God: I've got you beat Marvel! *snaps fingers* Behold! The Beaver-Duck!

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!?!?!

    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sneezed while doing this creation i guess xD

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    #17

    “Around What Time?”

    Funny Christian meme about Joseph seeking a room during Christmas, highlighting humorous dialogue with an innkeeper.

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    Jeff
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, the day that we won’t invent until several hundred years from now!

    Kururi.Orihara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually a stolen pagan holiday. It originally had nothing to do with Christianity until the Christians stole it.

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    Luna Moonwatcher
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were there because the king wanted to count everyone

    Ivy D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks I would upvote you more than once if I could

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    Avery S Alberico
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowhere in the bible, it says that Jesus was born on the 25th of December

    Master Markus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was because of the census that didn't happen!

    Roz Tressell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong time period did the innkeeper time travel?!!!!!

    bpanther
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This author is mind-blowingly too good !!

    Michael Cardiel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you know in midevil times, people didn't celebrate Christmas??? maybe god was born around that time...

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The time traveler/innkeeper: Sneak 100 speech 100 block 100 illusion 100

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    #18

    A Little Tip from Mary

    A humorous Christian meme about birth control effectiveness with a religious figure.

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    Mia O'Brien
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your period comes late, “ Virgin Mary who?”

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Father forgive me...for laughing at this.

    Grammarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman can be transmasc and not get bottom surgery, so if he has *sneeze* with a biological man, he could get prego

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    Bored Lazy Lizzy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this doesn't make sense. But wait...If God gave Mary a child (Jesus), did Mary cheat on Joseph with God??

    Kylee Alligood
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, God and Mary were never involved, God chose Mary to be Jesus's mother. Because God is not human and has almighty power, they did not have to do it the physicial way. (I know you are probably pretending, but I dont want anybody to take you seriously)

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    Rene
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok..im sure Jesus probably had a sense of humor or else people wouldnt have wanted to hang out with Him..but i dont think He would be ok with anyone disrespecting His Mother. Not cool.

    bpanther
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot falling on your knees on the morning after... !! 50% ??

    Jnausicaa
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that is true then using both condom and the pill will have a failure rate of 0.01 X 0.01 = 0.0001. or about 1 in 10,000

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    #19

    A Meaningful Offering

    Christian meme with Jesus humorously suggesting 'eggs' in response to honoring his resurrection.

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CHOCOLATE eggs, with a figurine inside. ♥

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to clarify...eggs were never a real part of Christ's rising. It was part of a Pagan ritual about fertility and life used by the Church to get Pagans to convert to Christianity. It's like Christmas Trees aren't christian either.

    JessG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you but pretty sure no one thought that eggs were a part of Christ's rising

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    Stevie B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and small marshmellow-ish creatures that shall be call "peeps"

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and let bunnies bring them.

    N S
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, we need an eggxorcist.

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    #20

    Even Baby Jesus Has to Work On Those Abs

    Nativity scene with humorous caption about baby Jesus and abs, featuring Christian meme figures.

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    Theory Buchannon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Mary has a good spot to look at 😏

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    #21

    “12 O's”

    Wheel of Fortune meme with text referencing a Catholic contestant buying vowels, humor about Christian themes.

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    kAiTLyN
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who else sang it?? im too gay for this s**t smh my head

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I know Gloria by Van Morrison and Gloria by Laura Brannigan. Can't see the connection of either of those to catholics. Enlighten me please. :-)

    Roz Tressell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lost my voice halfway through the song...... Hahahahaha LOL

    Nicole Holt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yes, I just sang that in my head and tried to count those O's

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    #22

    “Let’s Pause For a Moment”

    Funny Christian meme with a chipmunk pausing mid-bite with text "When you've started eating and someone starts praying."

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    Jeff
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every heckin time..

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always just kept eating. Sometimes making hard eye contact.

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old job had monthly meetings/ holiday events that they would say a long prayer before anyone could get food. I loved looking around to see who else was looking around, and trying not to laugh!

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    Bored Moogle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got to the point where I pray to myself. It even says in the Bible not to pray in public.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood the point of saying a 10 minute prayer while the food gets cold. Blessthis foodamenlet'seat.

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, right? I loved going to my grandma's church for "home coming". Those little old ladies made the most yummy food. But that 10 minute prayer where the preacher basically prayed for everything but the food... What would Jesus do? He'd probably tell you to shut up and let us eat!

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    Frozengeckolover
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a serious social faux pas in the southern U.S., where the majority of the population are religious. I am not Christian, but I don't want to offend anyone. I also don't want a lengthy prayer while my food gets cold. I've taken to bowing my head first (after everyone is seated), pausing for a few seconds, then audibly saying "amen". This makes everyone one else at the table think I've said a quick prayer and we can get on with the eating.

    Maggie Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this lol because Dellafaye my granddaughter always starts eating before we say grace and she always has this precious look on her face with her mouth full. lol

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    #23

    Church Culture

    Lockers numbered 665 and 667 with text overlay about Catholic school; Christian meme humor.

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    Andrew Keane
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That or all the even numbers go on the bottom row

    Chicken Yao
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that was just the top row and 666 was on the bottom row?

    the Lemon Queen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *snorts* I love this :'D though they are missing my second most favourite number.

    Spleens the cat fan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your locker is #667 it’s always the blood moon ball

    Le Box of Shame
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought those were bathroom stalls with padlocks

    Maya Kuntz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe evens on one side and odds on the other?

    bpanther
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat holic... a cat lover ??

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    #24

    “What a Chance”

    Uber notifications show Christ arriving, creating a funny Christian meme.

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    Richard Samul
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows Jesus drives a Honda. John 12:49, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We been waiting 2,000 years for Hyundai to build that Elantra.

    the Lemon Queen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says Uber. Jesus aint been around for a while so it makes sense he'd be going in a Hyundai uber car, not his Honda. He might have misplaced it.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard he was in an Accord with 12 apostles. Must have been a big car.

    Alison Kilpe-Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunate name choice or f**k autocorrect

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    #25

    “Perfect Caption Does not exi...”

    Sleeping woman under painting of Jesus with funny caption, highlighting Christian memes.

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    反社会的
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    iT IS HER TIME OF REST, LEAVE HER ALONE.

    Roz Tressell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus when he finds the apostles sleeping in the garden of olives

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. Jesus is like, "See how this woman is minding her own business? Go and do likewise."

    Draw to be Brave
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave her alone, she ain’t sleeping, she’s just reclining with her eyes closed

    G13
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE

    Lily Garcia-Ortega
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She be sleeping at church an everyone is gone

    P R
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remedial English classes to learn spelling, grammar, etc

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    Fire Psycho
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD I DIED laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    #26

    New Religion

    Funny Christian meme showing a search for conversion with Adobe PDF transformation, captioned "All hail Adobe Reader".

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    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher 😂😂😂😂

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    Snorky The Pig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Catholicism is all about them PDF-files

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    #27

    Just a Normal Supper

    Funny Christian meme about Judas asking Jesus about Friday plans, humorously referencing the Last Supper.

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    the Lemon Queen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judas: heh, he has no idea. Hehehe Jesus (starin directly at Judas): One of you is gon' betray me. Judas: S-surely you don't mean me! I would never!

    Edith Carter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except "the last supper" was on Thursday evening...

    J Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus knew Judas will betray him

    Roz Tressell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus: Say whatttttttt ..... I can read ur mind judas

    Christopher Dixon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't the last supper happen on Thursday night?

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    #28

    Baptism

    Baby making a funny face in a Christian meme about baptism with humorous text.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you aren't Jewish--then a guy with a knife stands over you, while your family just takes pictures!

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And let's not lose sight of the location of that knife...

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    Roz Tressell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pic should get more points😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Peggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. The first time I read this I was concerned, then I reread it.

    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, this one makes me laugh a lot!

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    #29

    Christian Dad Joke

    Christian meme depicting Jesus saving a drowning man in a humorous context.

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    JessG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus has Dad jokes

    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our Lord and savior, inventor of dad jokes, Jesus Christ

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    Link
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jesus! This is no time for dad jokes!" - Peter, probably

    Lily Garcia-Ortega
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard this from my friends last year in 4th grade

    Curtis Ward
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure He said some jokes in His time.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes dad joke 100

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    #30

    Christian Memes

    Funny Christian meme with two images of a Chihuahua, before and after arriving at church.

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    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    /PUT YOUR SHOES ON FASTER WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE WHY DIDNT YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE/ - oh hiiii Linda how's it goingggg 😄

    Sydney Helget
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STOP WATCHING THE TV! In the car: OH MY LORD, ARE YOU IN PAJAMAS?!?!?!?!??! WE ARE GOING TO CHURCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 At church: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Cheryl! I am FINE how are you? (forced smile)

    athornedrose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that first pic is a before and after

    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first picture is all those good Christians trying to get out of parking lot first. Second picture is those good Christians pulled over by the traffic cop!

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom: "PRETEND TO BE DECENT HUMAN BEINGS!!! WE ARE GOING TO CHURCH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! ... Me: That seems counterproductive, but ok.

    Pat Aben
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! (Not posted by my wife)!

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    #31

    “Two Facebook Prayers Away”

    Doctor in surgical scrubs humorously discussing prayer count with a man in a hospital hallway. Christian memes humor.

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    Kangaruby
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Jensen: Why didn't you use twitter?!

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Breathes in* BOI

    #32

    Incoming Miracle

    Christian meme featuring a humorous conversation about Jesus preferring water.

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    Mary Mattio
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus always breaks the 4th wall.

    momma
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do i hear the office theme

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    #33

    Clueless Soldiers

    Two Roman soldiers in armor discussing "Before Christ" in a humorous Christian meme.

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    Giovanni
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun Fact: Romans counted the years based on who were the consuls, something like "this thing happened the second year of Papirius Crassus consulship". Counting the years based on the founding of Rome, like "in the year 324 Ab Urbe Condita" was invented really late.

    switchman82
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that was common in these times. Sumerians did this in late stone age (and they knew 365,25 days year)

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    #34

    “Give Me a Sign”

    Funny Christian meme with a person humorously pinned under a fallen sign, captioned "Me: Lord give me a sign."

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    Emily Oldbury
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: in one of the gospels it specifically says not to test the Lord your God

    N G
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One way, but not that way

    Christian Mekdim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean they asked for a sign they never said what type of sign

    Roz Tressell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's ur sign......... Careful what u wish for

    Peggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the people said: AMEN!

    Anakin Skywalker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better watch it. He one big sense of humor

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    #35

    The Suspect

    Christian meme with a snake being interviewed about the Garden of Eden incident.

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    Jeff
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sssssswear it wassssnt me!

    the Lemon Queen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honesssstly, I jusssst love the feel of the branchessss of that tree! I would never try to do anything to godssss perfect creation! (note how lightly I use the term perfect; I aint perfect)

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    ArchangelLoki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crowley needs to keep a lower profile.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the woman, I tell ya. I tried to warn Adam...

    Marea Lewis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or: “I wasss posssesssed and made to do it by one of God’ssss ex-angelssss!”

    panda_legerdemain
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of snake of gangrene gang from powerpuff girls.. yessssss

    Destro
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about you guyssss eat this fruit inssssstead!

    Dillon Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah man, that snake looks clueless, he's not the right guy

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    #36

    “Your Mum Knows”

    A man with a serious expression sits in a crowd, captioned humor about church and disobedient children. Christian memes.

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    Max L.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you know you're already in trouble before to know why.

    Alison Bounds
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is worse when your dad is a pastor and he says something like that and looks directly at you while doing it

    #37

    Jesus’ Tomb Guardian

    Cartoon Roman guard in Jesus' empty tomb with text: "When you were supposed to guard Jesus’ tomb but it’s empty." Funny Christian meme.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bart would have sold tickets.

    Dog Lover
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

    debrina blackmoon
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    zombie minus the decay/brain craving

    #38

    “A Child of God”

    A humorous Christian meme with a man explaining his child's ticket as "a child of God."

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    Night Owl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if that would ever work

    FatBaby
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's a first time for everything...

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    Nick P
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one made me laugh out loud... Will definitely try this..

    Matteo Durasevic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just do this everywhere. If the make u buy adult... THEN SUE THEM FOR BLOCKING YOUR RIGHT TO THE 1ST ADMANDMENT!!

    bpanther
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laffed too hard. Definitely going to try it near a church station and say, the pastor told me !!

    Roz Tressell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way more points LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    #39

    “I am so Random”

    A funny Christian meme featuring two people in school uniforms with humorous text about sin and randomness.

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    Noez 🇸🇪
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard at this one 😂😂😂 This is just gold!

    Amberly Middlemiss
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    half these memes aren't christian memes, they just poke fun at christianty. Then again I expected that from BP. The bible makes it clear that marriage must be between a man and a woman, and don't even start on the "man shall not lie with boy" passage, because either way it's not the only one in the bible that addresses homosexuality.

    Dmitri Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude i am christian and i find them funny and god is not aginst homesexuality that is a lie gods sys to love eveyone

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    Owl Payson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it was a man should not lie with a boy not a man should not lie with a man

    Frozengeckolover
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure it says "male with male".

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    Ape Unknown
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s because it’s not a G-spot. It’s a just a major part of the sexual system that obviously isn’t supposed to be directly stimulated. It is indirectly though. Plus read Romans 1

    Shull GaRett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought male g-spot was on this extending part in the middle-front. Butt i guess i dont know it all..

    the Lemon Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *raises hand* God is always perceived as a male, right? And he has a son, right? And no Mrs God was ever mentioned so either God is trans, gay or both!

    Johnny Table
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a lie. There's no gspot in the a*s. There's pain in the a*s.

    Gabrielle Vanderwolf
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LGBTQ is a sin, because it forsakes God's truth and goes against his creation. What God is a sin stays a sin and never can anyone nor anything change that truth. God is God and nothing else can be him, what he says is truth and it lasts for eternity. The Bible is abundantly clear that homosexuality is an unnatural sin (Leviticus 18:22; Romans 1:26-27; 1 Corinthians 6:9). The Bible presents marriage as God’s invention, and God has defined it as a covenant between a man and a woman for a lifetime (Genesis 2:24; 1 Corinthians 7:2-16; Ephesians 5:23-33).

    Anna Lessens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 Peter 4:7 " love one another, for love covers a multitude of sins", see I can quote too..............................And if it " goes against His creation...why do they exist? God doesn't make mistakes, right. He's perfect right. ..." being Christian is about love, not bigotry. Save that for our enemies"

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    Jackson Allinder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the bored behind the girl on the right, a name says am White. Me: *Slow Clap* Wow *Slow Clap*

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    #40

    Every Blessed Driver

    Christian meme featuring a frog character driving, with a humorous caption about driving habits and bumper stickers.

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    Paige Loewen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cape Cod tourists in the summer...

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus better take the wheel.

    Anna Lessens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 Jesus take the wheeeeeel, take it from their hands...🎵

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    Stevie B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still better than the driving that says "I want you to meet jesus"

    Dani
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be higher!! This is great!

    Master Markus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bad idea. You know he never learned how to drive!

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    Anna Lessens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good you respect the Mother Earth enough to not die in a fiery inferno

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    danielw
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    6 years ago

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    it's true. You can spot the bad drivers by the number of bumper stickers they have. especially if they're either political or religiously themed.

    Mari
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or if they have something against Christians, yes, also bad drivers.

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    #41

    Also The Church of England

    Christian meme featuring a historical figure discussing divorce and the Church of England.

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    Aria Whitaker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and then proceeded to cut the head off the woman he started a whole church for a few years later.

    Bettye McKee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THREE years later. He altered the course of history for her. But he cut her head off because she produced a daughter but not a son.

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    Melanie T.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so weird....I mean the Church Of England was created so a king could divorce. The future king of England is not allowed to marry a divorcee......please explain?

    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure they just married you because you were king Henry.

    Guglielmo Marconi
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    6 years ago

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    #42

    Preacher’s Final Text

    Funny Christian meme showing a preacher's lengthy message with a humorous exaggeration.

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    Hidden Memes
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They failed to show the ten pages after this.

    NCC-1701
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can personally garuntee that this isn’t limited to any one religion 😜

    glowworm2
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Rabbis do this all the time too!

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    PyroarRanger
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always almost fall asleep during the Homily..

    Alison Bounds
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad's a pastor Only Pastor's kids understand the reality of this in an everyday context

    Sadie Pegram
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Also 10 pages long, but in smaller font)

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    #43

    Fast-Track Relationship

    Christian meme showing a couple on a coffee date and a proposal on the next date.

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    Reilly Beryll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy heck. My sister’s friend would always use the Bible as a weapon and yell about how contraceptives are bad and having sex is bad and then she had her first boyfriend in years for only a few months before getting pregnant. Not even married. Karma.

    Spiritastray
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always the ones that yell the loudest...

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    Bettye McKee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When there's no sex until married, it leads to a shorter courtship.

    Valerie Gibson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this an episode of 19 kids and counting?

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muslim Relationship too, but you propose on first date and your whole family is there.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are these "Christians"?

    Joe Methuen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's disgusting. Where are these Christians?

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    Sunsettaco
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like lesbian relationships lmao

    a person who likes books
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my parents got married the moment my mom turn 18

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    #44

    God's Creations

    Funny Christian meme with God talking to a fly about its abilities and unappealing name.

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    Mia O'Brien
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it they’re pretty annoying, but you gotta sympathize for the little guys

    Wreathy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're masters of aerodynamics. Quite amazing little creatures!

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you will only live 24 hours.

    Run
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet we had to deal with them for 3 years. My brothers need their ass whooped.

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    Avery S Alberico
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine your purpose in life to be consumed or die in a month after you have more edible babies, but inside you know it is a delicate balance and all part of His perfect plan.

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    technically, they eat their own vomit, which they deposited onto rotting flesh. Also, they lay their eggs in said flesh.

    bpanther
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALL Her creatures... large and small !!

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    #45

    “Another Water Please”

    Funny Christian meme with Jesus asking for water, bartender expressing frustration.

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    Night Owl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bartender is going to hike up the prices of water

    #47

    “I'm Holding Bible Study”

    A funny Christian meme showing a person running at night carrying a large cross after an amusing conversation.

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    #48

    Bread Explains Everything

    Confession booth scene with humorous Christian meme about bread and yeast.

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    #49

    “Lord It's Me Again...”

    Funny Christian meme about praying over leftovers with a humorous mention of spaghetti.

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    #50

    Other Gods

    Person humorously bowing to a statue with caption about Moses and Israelites; funny Christian meme.

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    Lavender
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moses " I said don't do anything crazy"

    #51

     “Kids Eating at the Back”

    Christian meme with a humorous take on the Last Supper and a teacher's rule about no eating in class.

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    #52

    ”Love Your Enemy”

    Blue T-shirt with a funny Christian meme about alcohol and love.

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    #53

    Unconditional Love

    Christian meme with a black cat labeled "Jesus" being petted, conveying forgiveness and love themes.

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    #54

     An Offering

    Funny Christian meme of an 8-year-old offering a tray and a giant offering a coin with a smile.

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    #55

    ”Deer Jesus...”

    Christian meme featuring a child writing a letter to Jesus with a spelling mistake, and a woman reacting to a deer with a halo.

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    #56

     A Legend

    Christian meme illustrating St. Simeon the Stylite on a pillar for solitude humor.

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    #57

    The Awkward Lean

    Pink Panther looking uneasy on a bench; Christian meme humor depicted.

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    #58

     AI Miracle

    AI-generated image of Jesus flipping over a table in a temple, capturing a funny Christian meme theme.

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    #59

    “It May Work”

    Christian meme featuring a clown in a church pew with text about praying to pass finals without studying.

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    #60

    Catholic Family Planning

    Funny Christian meme comparing family sizes using iconic movie scenes.

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    #61

    “He's Got Us”

    Cartoon characters labeled 'Convicted Sinners' and 'God' in a humorous Christian meme.

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    #62

    ”Nailed It, Dad”

    Funny Christian meme with Jesus and God, sharing a humorous exchange about the crucifixion.

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    Curtis Ward
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it. It's stupid but so funny at the same time.

    #63

    Sensational News

    Christian meme featuring a cartoon lion with text about finding guidance in a book.

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    #64

    Naruto Speed Exit Meme

    Anime character humorously dashing out of church, referencing a funny Christian meme theme.

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    #65

     From Politics to Religion

    A humorous tweet about Thanksgiving family gatherings and the topic of religion.

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    References


    1. History Editors. “Christianity.” History.com, last updated March 18, 2024. | https://www.history.com/topics/religion/history-of-christianity
    2. Mitch Ryan. “Catholic vs. Christian: Overlap and Differences in the Religions.” How Stuff Works, April 4, 2024. | https://people.howstuffworks.com/catholic-vs-christian.htm
    3. Will Lubaroff. “The History of Book Printing: What Were the First Books Printed On?” Walsworth, May 10, 2024. | https://www.walsworth.com/blog/history-of-book-printing#:~:text=The+Printing+Press%3A+Gutenberg’s+Revolution&text=The+first+book+printed+on,intact+are+highly+sought+after.
    4. Rutgers’ School of Communication and Information. “Comedy Can Help Change the World, Rutgers Researcher Says.” Rutgers Today, June 22, 2020. | https://www.rutgers.edu/news/comedy-can-help-change-world-rutgers-researcher-says