When it comes to religion, many have different opinions — from disagreement to mockery and alignment to salvation. Regardless of your beliefs, we invite you to recognize the comical points in the funniest Christian memes and how they may pave the path to religious engagement.
We’ve pooled 65 Funny Christian Memes that believers and non-believers will relate to. Don’t forget to give thanks for the funny moments that bring a smile to your face.
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Christian meme: Asking for Forgiveness
Lazar just above Add a comment has something that says how many upvotes it has. Right now, it says, "57 points."
Load More Replies...Ha, so funny. Nice try, but that won’t work. “If we had rejected our God, and spread out our hands in prayer to another god, would not God discover it, for he knows one’s thoughts?” Psalms 44:20-21
Like I know it’s terrible reverse psychology but I have to downvote it. It’s just so awful! (Lazars plan to get downvoted)
First time I heard this it was from Emo Phillips, stand-up comic about 30 years ago.
Cloud Storage
must also be a Filipino....had to climb the mountain to have a decent signal
And he got this tablet for free from a stranger... Now thats suspicious...
Noah's Arc
Have you seen the actual photo? 😂 how do you know?
Load More Replies...Yep I know someone who has the book that illustration is in!! I have seen it IRL
Load More Replies...some female lions can have manes too. But yeah, this was just dumb.
One could fill an entire book with reasons Noah's ark can't be real. Geology, biology, zoology, history, genetics and simple reason all poke enormous holes in this fairy tale about a floating menagerie.
Christianity Worldwide: Unity in Belief, Diversity in Practice
The reach of Christianity is undeniable, with 2.1 billion followers worldwide. According to History, Christians are monotheistic, or in other words, they believe that there is only one God, and their beliefs revolve around the life, death, and resurrection of Jesus (1).
There are other subgroups among Christians. In a 2024 feature for How Stuff Works, Mitch Ryan writes that Christians are generally aligned in the belief that Christ died to forgive sins, believe in external salvation, and are universally awaiting Christ’s second coming (2). According to Ryan, Catholics have the most significant number of followers among Christians, with 1.3 billion.
The biggest differences among the Christian groups and sub-religions typically revolve around the practice of the sacred tradition of mass, the holy orders, the structural hierarchy of the Catholic Church, and the way the Virgin Mary and the saints are respected in Roman Catholic doctrine.
Many of these different subgroups among Christians feel that they have a unique set of beliefs. In reality, though, they draw more strength in their similarities.
Holy Venom
My corgi looked at me as if I was a psychopath, because I actually snored when I read this.
Reminded me of Jurassic Park 1st movie when the programmer tried to collect some bottle from the bushes
God’s Business Card
they must keep that bible safe then if you no what i mean ;-);-);-);-);-)
The Bible: The First Book Ever Printed
Christianity plays a more important part in history than we think. According to Will Lubaroff (Walworth, 2024), the Catholic Bible was the first book printed on a modern printing press (3).
Johannes Gutenberg introduced printing technology to 15th-century Europe. He invented a movable system that used individual, reusable letters that could be rearranged to create different words and pages.
The invention of Gutenberg’s press led to the printing of the Gutenberg Bible, which significantly contributed to the spread of Christianity during the 15th Century and played a key role in evangelizing the majority of the Western world.
Only a few copies of the Gutenberg Bible remain today, some six centuries since they were initially printed. Most of the remaining copies are preserved in museums and are highly sought out by historians and religious scholars.
“Table For 26 Please”
Just as like as in a movie or sitcom, when everybody is aligned to the camera.
this was done on That 70's Show in the school cafeteria
Load More Replies...That all look so mad, they were all still friends during the last supper
I don't think they're mad, they're probably just debating
Load More Replies...“When You Have Close Friends in Your 30s”
Then I'd belive in him 😃 And he would be my best friend and I would love him and he would be my squishy!
Load More Replies...There is always that one kid, that you don't like
Load More Replies...All I'm sayin' is 13 guys spent a lot of time together, with no one else around...
Except for their hooker friend mary (not his mom the other mary)
Load More Replies...He did not. He had 12 disciples, 3 close ones and 1 that betrayed Him.
Followers...How many do you have? Have you thought about starting your own religion?
too true...also a man in his 30s can't have a close male friend (even if completely platonic) without all the gossipy women saying they are gay
How Comedy Engages Serious Topics Like Religion
Lauren Feldman, an associate professor at Rutgers’ School of Communication and Information, thinks that people often incorrectly assume that comedy — because it is funny and entertaining — is inappropriate for communicating about serious issues like politics or religion (Rutgers Today, 2020)(4).
Many people believe that humor distracts from important topics and deters the proper spread of a belief system. However, according to Feldman, it is because comedy is funny and entertaining that it can engage and motivate people around challenging issues.
Feldman adds that because comedy pulls people in and creates a positive emotional connection, it inspires engagement and action. When it comes to religion, if the comedy is conceived and executed in literally “good faith,” then it may be more beneficial than originally perceived.
So, as serious as the doctrines may seem, religion finds a place in the comical world of memes by sharing ideas that would otherwise be too complicated to discuss.
Church Online Team
this one...this got my attention. #JC is my friend
Load More Replies...I don´t know why I got so many down-votes ? I only said that many people use pictures of sick people or kids because they only wan´t likes - like : For every like bla bla and most of the pictures are fake or the person isn´t sick!!!
Creation Wonder
Because the word “day” only represented a certain period of time.....It was not a day (24 hrs sunrise to sunrise) as humans understand it......The Bible says WITH THE LORD A DAY IS LIKE A THOUSAND YEARS AND A THOUSAND YEARS ARE LIKE A DAY. 2 Peter: Chapter 3, verse 8.
Load More Replies...So you really think there was no time when humans didn't exist?
Load More Replies...It was the first day that he created light and dark...so this isn't possible? Haha what
during creation period, time was not created as God transcends both time and space. God did not develop a day based on when the sun rose and set but rather time was based in God's eyes of what time is for Him. Time was later created by man after sin entered the world.
_OR_ applying occums razor~ you have absolutely no clue what you're talking about and you're just trying to make a fabricated man-made story fit into the confines of physics and the known universe.
Load More Replies...https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.gotquestions.org/amp/light-first-sun-fourth.html
Days in Godś timing could be millions of years because He is beyond human time and space
Because it's not a literal day but a symbolic "day". Consider 2 Peter 3:8 "However, do not let this escape your notice, beloved ones, that one day is with Jehovah as a thousand years and a thousand years as one day.". I don't quite remember what it said in hebrew but it can be researched that it's about a long period of time rather than a 24h day.
Silly boy - first rule of biblical exegesis - Context! Context! Context! - On the first day, God created Light and separated it from the darkness and it was morning and evening the first day. Continue cycle till day 4. You receive an F in interpretation also lose points for expecting your modern definitions to apply to ancient civilizations! No ice cream for you!! 🤣
Top Jesus Sightings
Elvis, meanwhile, can appear in spilled popcorn, and Satan in smoke.
Exodus 20:7 "Thou shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain;for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that takes His name in vain. Repent and believe! For His kingdom is at hand!
It’s a old painting I think so yeah not a shocker. We do not know his race but he is ironically probably not white as whites became a thing later than Asians and Africans
Load More Replies...no offense, but i really really hate durians-their smell + texture..blech
Load More Replies...Goal: Water Turned Into Wine
Wine shmine - I'd like to be able to turn water into craft beer!
Load More Replies...“Selling Merch to Local Community”
The look on Jesus' face. "I don't want my life and death to be capitalized on."
It technically is today with offerings in church
Load More Replies...That’s Saint Veronica https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Veronica
“Ask the Church Management”
Lazar, didn't yo mama ever teach you 'bout manners?
Load More Replies...I have been looking at this for a while now and I literally just realized it's supposed to be "saint" why do i have no braincells
No, Christians and Moslems do NOT worship the same God. The Christian God is part of the Holy Trinity. Moslems do not believe that Jesus is God's son. They put Him on a level with Mohammed. Jesus died and rose from the grave. Mohammed died and stayed dead!
Almost correct Linda, there is one god. We name it Allah but that is the same as god. No differens. Abraham (brahim), Moses (moussa) Jesus (isa) and Mohammed are propeths in Islam, Mohammed is the last one, this is why we follow his steps. But we pray to allah and not to mohammed like christian pray to jesus what i know. We know Jesus (isa) died for our sins and one day (when this world is tho the end of days) he is the one who will send back to Earth again. Mohammed will wait for us on judgment day.
Load More Replies...The Test Article
I mean the main difference in religion is based of Jesus so like... yup
Load More Replies...The closest most controversial presidential race in American history. The contenders Rutherford Hayes and Samuel Tilden. Hayes one by a mere 1 electoral vote. Tilden won the popular vote, but Hayes went on to win the presidency. It was very controversial during that time and makes the Clinton vs Trump election look like a cakewalk.
Why would a Jewish person not make this statement? I know nothing about that religion and am genuinely curious what the teacher meant by that and why the student couldn't say that if they were Jewish.
they dont believe that Jesus was the Messiah. actually im not sure if that is true, someone correct me if im wrong
Load More Replies...“The Least Effective Navigator Ever”
did anyone else say the simpsons comic book store guy's voice in their head or just me
Moses took 40 years to atone for the sins of his people, he did not go anywhere. Just say.
In the bible it's bc Moses sent a couple of guys to scout ahead and they decided not to come back for I think 40 days, so everyone was stuck walking around and camping for a really long time. Plus, you try leading hundreds of thousands of people through a desert
To borrow from Fastball ... "But Where Were They Going Without Ever Knowing The Way?"
OMG! I recently rediscovered this song (Thanks to Mojo's video about 90's forgotten songs) and can't stop singing it now! I can't believe I completely forgot about it for about 20 years - I loved it so much in college!
Load More Replies...Well, that route is known to be dangerous, between the endless wasteland and the 50 or so Stand users waiting to attack. So the 40 years make sense.
What route takes 40 years? The one that goes in circles?
Load More Replies...The Platypus Crossover
HE'S A SEMI AQUATIC EGG LAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION
Load More Replies...“Around What Time?”
It's actually a stolen pagan holiday. It originally had nothing to do with Christianity until the Christians stole it.
Load More Replies...Nowhere in the bible, it says that Jesus was born on the 25th of December
did you know in midevil times, people didn't celebrate Christmas??? maybe god was born around that time...
A Little Tip from Mary
A woman can be transmasc and not get bottom surgery, so if he has *sneeze* with a biological man, he could get prego
Load More Replies...I know this doesn't make sense. But wait...If God gave Mary a child (Jesus), did Mary cheat on Joseph with God??
No, God and Mary were never involved, God chose Mary to be Jesus's mother. Because God is not human and has almighty power, they did not have to do it the physicial way. (I know you are probably pretending, but I dont want anybody to take you seriously)
Load More Replies...A Meaningful Offering
Not so fast, kinder eggs are banned in the u.s.
Load More Replies...Just to clarify...eggs were never a real part of Christ's rising. It was part of a Pagan ritual about fertility and life used by the Church to get Pagans to convert to Christianity. It's like Christmas Trees aren't christian either.
Thank you but pretty sure no one thought that eggs were a part of Christ's rising
Load More Replies...Even Baby Jesus Has to Work On Those Abs
“12 O's”
OK, I know Gloria by Van Morrison and Gloria by Laura Brannigan. Can't see the connection of either of those to catholics. Enlighten me please. :-)
“Let’s Pause For a Moment”
My old job had monthly meetings/ holiday events that they would say a long prayer before anyone could get food. I loved looking around to see who else was looking around, and trying not to laugh!
Load More Replies...I got to the point where I pray to myself. It even says in the Bible not to pray in public.
I never understood the point of saying a 10 minute prayer while the food gets cold. Blessthis foodamenlet'seat.
I know, right? I loved going to my grandma's church for "home coming". Those little old ladies made the most yummy food. But that 10 minute prayer where the preacher basically prayed for everything but the food... What would Jesus do? He'd probably tell you to shut up and let us eat!
Load More Replies...This is a serious social faux pas in the southern U.S., where the majority of the population are religious. I am not Christian, but I don't want to offend anyone. I also don't want a lengthy prayer while my food gets cold. I've taken to bowing my head first (after everyone is seated), pausing for a few seconds, then audibly saying "amen". This makes everyone one else at the table think I've said a quick prayer and we can get on with the eating.
I love this lol because Dellafaye my granddaughter always starts eating before we say grace and she always has this precious look on her face with her mouth full. lol
Church Culture
*snorts* I love this :'D though they are missing my second most favourite number.
“What a Chance”
Everyone knows Jesus drives a Honda. John 12:49, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."
It says Uber. Jesus aint been around for a while so it makes sense he'd be going in a Hyundai uber car, not his Honda. He might have misplaced it.
“Perfect Caption Does not exi...”
Nah. Jesus is like, "See how this woman is minding her own business? Go and do likewise."
Leave her alone, she ain’t sleeping, she’s just reclining with her eyes closed
Remedial English classes to learn spelling, grammar, etc
Load More Replies...New Religion
Just a Normal Supper
Judas: heh, he has no idea. Hehehe Jesus (starin directly at Judas): One of you is gon' betray me. Judas: S-surely you don't mean me! I would never!
Baptism
At least you aren't Jewish--then a guy with a knife stands over you, while your family just takes pictures!
And let's not lose sight of the location of that knife...
Load More Replies...Christian Dad Joke
Our Lord and savior, inventor of dad jokes, Jesus Christ
Load More Replies...Christian Memes
/PUT YOUR SHOES ON FASTER WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE WHY DIDNT YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE/ - oh hiiii Linda how's it goingggg 😄
STOP WATCHING THE TV! In the car: OH MY LORD, ARE YOU IN PAJAMAS?!?!?!?!??! WE ARE GOING TO CHURCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 At church: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Cheryl! I am FINE how are you? (forced smile)
The first picture is all those good Christians trying to get out of parking lot first. Second picture is those good Christians pulled over by the traffic cop!
My mom: "PRETEND TO BE DECENT HUMAN BEINGS!!! WE ARE GOING TO CHURCH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! ... Me: That seems counterproductive, but ok.
“Two Facebook Prayers Away”
It's true. Hashtags are proven to work better than prayers.
Load More Replies...Incoming Miracle
Clueless Soldiers
Fun Fact: Romans counted the years based on who were the consuls, something like "this thing happened the second year of Papirius Crassus consulship". Counting the years based on the founding of Rome, like "in the year 324 Ab Urbe Condita" was invented really late.
I think that was common in these times. Sumerians did this in late stone age (and they knew 365,25 days year)
Load More Replies...“Give Me a Sign”
Me: in one of the gospels it specifically says not to test the Lord your God
The Suspect
Honesssstly, I jusssst love the feel of the branchessss of that tree! I would never try to do anything to godssss perfect creation! (note how lightly I use the term perfect; I aint perfect)
Load More Replies...Or: “I wasss posssesssed and made to do it by one of God’ssss ex-angelssss!”
This reminds me of snake of gangrene gang from powerpuff girls.. yessssss
“Your Mum Knows”
This is worse when your dad is a pastor and he says something like that and looks directly at you while doing it
Jesus’ Tomb Guardian
“A Child of God”
Just do this everywhere. If the make u buy adult... THEN SUE THEM FOR BLOCKING YOUR RIGHT TO THE 1ST ADMANDMENT!!
“I am so Random”
half these memes aren't christian memes, they just poke fun at christianty. Then again I expected that from BP. The bible makes it clear that marriage must be between a man and a woman, and don't even start on the "man shall not lie with boy" passage, because either way it's not the only one in the bible that addresses homosexuality.
dude i am christian and i find them funny and god is not aginst homesexuality that is a lie gods sys to love eveyone
Load More Replies...Well it was a man should not lie with a boy not a man should not lie with a man
I'm pretty sure it says "male with male".
Load More Replies...That’s because it’s not a G-spot. It’s a just a major part of the sexual system that obviously isn’t supposed to be directly stimulated. It is indirectly though. Plus read Romans 1
I always thought male g-spot was on this extending part in the middle-front. Butt i guess i dont know it all..
*raises hand* God is always perceived as a male, right? And he has a son, right? And no Mrs God was ever mentioned so either God is trans, gay or both!
LGBTQ is a sin, because it forsakes God's truth and goes against his creation. What God is a sin stays a sin and never can anyone nor anything change that truth. God is God and nothing else can be him, what he says is truth and it lasts for eternity. The Bible is abundantly clear that homosexuality is an unnatural sin (Leviticus 18:22; Romans 1:26-27; 1 Corinthians 6:9). The Bible presents marriage as God’s invention, and God has defined it as a covenant between a man and a woman for a lifetime (Genesis 2:24; 1 Corinthians 7:2-16; Ephesians 5:23-33).
1 Peter 4:7 " love one another, for love covers a multitude of sins", see I can quote too..............................And if it " goes against His creation...why do they exist? God doesn't make mistakes, right. He's perfect right. ..." being Christian is about love, not bigotry. Save that for our enemies"
Load More Replies...On the bored behind the girl on the right, a name says am White. Me: *Slow Clap* Wow *Slow Clap*
Every Blessed Driver
🎵 Jesus take the wheeeeeel, take it from their hands...🎵
Load More Replies...That's a bad idea. You know he never learned how to drive!
Load More Replies...Good you respect the Mother Earth enough to not die in a fiery inferno
Load More Replies...or if they have something against Christians, yes, also bad drivers.
Load More Replies...Also The Church of England
...and then proceeded to cut the head off the woman he started a whole church for a few years later.
THREE years later. He altered the course of history for her. But he cut her head off because she produced a daughter but not a son.
Load More Replies...This is so weird....I mean the Church Of England was created so a king could divorce. The future king of England is not allowed to marry a divorcee......please explain?
Preacher’s Final Text
Why is your username a pokemon, but your profile pic a chicken?
Load More Replies...My dad's a pastor Only Pastor's kids understand the reality of this in an everyday context
Fast-Track Relationship
Holy heck. My sister’s friend would always use the Bible as a weapon and yell about how contraceptives are bad and having sex is bad and then she had her first boyfriend in years for only a few months before getting pregnant. Not even married. Karma.
God's Creations
I get it they’re pretty annoying, but you gotta sympathize for the little guys
They're masters of aerodynamics. Quite amazing little creatures!
Load More Replies...And yet we had to deal with them for 3 years. My brothers need their ass whooped.
Load More Replies...Imagine your purpose in life to be consumed or die in a month after you have more edible babies, but inside you know it is a delicate balance and all part of His perfect plan.
“Another Water Please”
A Carpenter
“I'm Holding Bible Study”
Bread Explains Everything
“Lord It's Me Again...”
“Kids Eating at the Back”
”Love Your Enemy”
Unconditional Love
An Offering
”Deer Jesus...”
A Legend
The Awkward Lean
AI Miracle
“It May Work”
Catholic Family Planning
“He's Got Us”
”Nailed It, Dad”
Sensational News
Naruto Speed Exit Meme
From Politics to Religion
References
- History Editors. “Christianity.” History.com, last updated March 18, 2024. | https://www.history.com/topics/religion/history-of-christianity
- Mitch Ryan. “Catholic vs. Christian: Overlap and Differences in the Religions.” How Stuff Works, April 4, 2024. | https://people.howstuffworks.com/catholic-vs-christian.htm
- Will Lubaroff. “The History of Book Printing: What Were the First Books Printed On?” Walsworth, May 10, 2024. | https://www.walsworth.com/blog/history-of-book-printing#:~:text=The+Printing+Press%3A+Gutenberg’s+Revolution&text=The+first+book+printed+on,intact+are+highly+sought+after.
- Rutgers’ School of Communication and Information. “Comedy Can Help Change the World, Rutgers Researcher Says.” Rutgers Today, June 22, 2020. | https://www.rutgers.edu/news/comedy-can-help-change-world-rutgers-researcher-says
I like that these are mostly clean, and if you’re religious, they’re enjoyable. For those who are neutral and don’t care what people believe, they can provoke a bit of a laugh as well. Nice!
I lol'ed at Lazar getting down voted so hard I had to up vote him
Load More Replies...most of these are quite funny, but some are solely there to make fun of Chritiany and don't get me started on the comments of people who know basically nothing about christianity. Also a sneaky move on BP, interspersing memes with "facts" about christianity with no where to comment on them. Such as saying that Jesus was a Muslim prophet... WHAT? pay no attention to them.
Still it is correct. Other religions also believe there was a guy called jesus. But Jews and Muslims don't believe he was gods son. What is the problem?
Load More Replies...I like a good laugh, but some of these are insulting. Try doing a similar stunt with Islam.
i am a devout atheist but these were funny. honestly if jesus existed he probably would have been a pretty cool dude
Some of them aren't clean but I really enjoyed them it took the stress of 5th grade of me
I like that these are mostly clean, and if you’re religious, they’re enjoyable. For those who are neutral and don’t care what people believe, they can provoke a bit of a laugh as well. Nice!
I lol'ed at Lazar getting down voted so hard I had to up vote him
Load More Replies...most of these are quite funny, but some are solely there to make fun of Chritiany and don't get me started on the comments of people who know basically nothing about christianity. Also a sneaky move on BP, interspersing memes with "facts" about christianity with no where to comment on them. Such as saying that Jesus was a Muslim prophet... WHAT? pay no attention to them.
Still it is correct. Other religions also believe there was a guy called jesus. But Jews and Muslims don't believe he was gods son. What is the problem?
Load More Replies...I like a good laugh, but some of these are insulting. Try doing a similar stunt with Islam.
i am a devout atheist but these were funny. honestly if jesus existed he probably would have been a pretty cool dude
Some of them aren't clean but I really enjoyed them it took the stress of 5th grade of me
