Our pets can, just like us, be assholes. Dogs are a bit clumsy, mischievous, and often motivated by greed. They will rip up your couch cushions just because it's fun to do. But there's no malice involved and they really do love you, they are just idiots sometimes.
Cats, on the other hand, are something else entirely. Sometimes it seems like they know exactly what they are doing, and they take a kind of perverse pleasure in pissing you off. They are cold, calculating assholes, and they aren't shy about it! Why else would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza?
We asked our readers to send in pics of their cats being mean for no particular reason, and were amazed with the hilariously evil submissions we received. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!
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Ha! Caught Her In The Act!
Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button
You Home Earlier Today Hooman
"What's happening Jim?" "The hooman's home, Monty! Don't move and they'll think we're part of an art installation!"
Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found
Good Thinking
Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero
Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!
Always in search of warm place, buy a heating pad and put it next to laptop, that really solves this problem.
I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further
Connecting with rest of cats in entire galaxy and preparing for a final invasion.
We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This
Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t
Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night
The touch lamps are indeed annoying, there's like five different lightings to it. I imagine this cat does it two hours before you wake to work
Oh, Hai There
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour the holy cat?
This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any
I love his expression in the second photo. Just want to skritch his face all over!!!
This Shelf Is PROTECTED
I don't how long I watched till it all become groggy and had to scroll down.
She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There
My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold
Who cares about the room? As long as the cat is warm, all is good!
Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House
When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner
I Just Want A Selfie With My Cat
She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole
Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy
The Murder Plot Thickens...
That cat is definitely has me on it's black list. Hopefully the next object that falls on my head isn't a bowling ball or clothes iron. Like it happened in Home Alone
I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered
I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body
"Cat, you will experience extreme mood swings, like hitting your hooman while they is giving you belly rub."
This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk
"Can't a guy wash his balls in the middle of your food without having every asshole who comes along taking pictures?"
Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care
You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?
Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect
Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee
Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture
One of my cats eat whatever he finds ... one time he threw up a few wall stickers (we were wondering where they went as we couldn't find them on the ground), a few rubber and hair bands and a paperclip
When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails
This Cat Can't Handle His Fish
Must've burst through the hole (background) to fetch his meal but his human keeps snatching his fish away
Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?
Your Homework? Never Heard About It
My cat did the exact same thing. I had to turn it into my teacher and she was like,"what on earth happened" and I said," my cat...ate it?"
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You can't hate cats, you just can't! They are miracles of nature!
No, you're a bad person for so many reasons other than not liking cats. You were happy when your cat died? You're fucking gross.
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oh fuck off, that's like saying, someone, you love has passed away for other people, and you're here with probably thousands of other people who wish their cat would die.
geez
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I hate cats. We had a cat and damn I was happy when it died. They do what they want, scratch furniture and people, jump on dining tables with their shitty paws and people are like "awww soo cute!!!" And lord have mercy, say one negative word about cats and you are a bad person.
What I cannot understand is why all these people allow their cats to get on the counter, table or food. That's just totally disgusting! You can train cats, people. I've had cats my whole life and I've never had a cat on the counter, on my table or anywhere near my food. I also do not have cats that claw the furniture.
So true. You wouldn't allow dogs or kids do that.
Yep. "Cats are assholes" = "I'm too lazy to train my pets"
They are totally on your counters, tables, and anywhere else you don't want them as soon as you walk out the door.
Cats like warmth so thats why they hop onto your computer and other warm places. And they also need to sharpen their claws that's why they sometimes scratch stuff. Cats also want a lot of attention usually so they might climb onto the counter and knock your food or phone off. But ikr SERIOUSLY? YOU LET THEM DRINK FROM THE SAME CUP AS YOU DO? bro...
Thus spake the expert cat herder.
No, you've never had a cat on the counter. Not that you've seen . . . .
You don't deserve cats. They belong anywhere they want to go. They are NOT disgusting.
I posted a comment eerily similar to this. I completely agree with you. I couldn't even eat at someone's house if I knew they let their cat up on the counters.
Agree wholeheartedly. Stupid, irresponsible owners.
...Our odd-eyed kitty, Pillows loves to lie down on my legs when I am sleeping. So whenever she is there and I change my position, I always get surprised at the furry bundle jumping in the air and landing on the bed.
You can't hate cats, you just can't! They are miracles of nature!
No, you're a bad person for so many reasons other than not liking cats. You were happy when your cat died? You're fucking gross.
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oh fuck off, that's like saying, someone, you love has passed away for other people, and you're here with probably thousands of other people who wish their cat would die.
geez
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I hate cats. We had a cat and damn I was happy when it died. They do what they want, scratch furniture and people, jump on dining tables with their shitty paws and people are like "awww soo cute!!!" And lord have mercy, say one negative word about cats and you are a bad person.
What I cannot understand is why all these people allow their cats to get on the counter, table or food. That's just totally disgusting! You can train cats, people. I've had cats my whole life and I've never had a cat on the counter, on my table or anywhere near my food. I also do not have cats that claw the furniture.
So true. You wouldn't allow dogs or kids do that.
Yep. "Cats are assholes" = "I'm too lazy to train my pets"
They are totally on your counters, tables, and anywhere else you don't want them as soon as you walk out the door.
Cats like warmth so thats why they hop onto your computer and other warm places. And they also need to sharpen their claws that's why they sometimes scratch stuff. Cats also want a lot of attention usually so they might climb onto the counter and knock your food or phone off. But ikr SERIOUSLY? YOU LET THEM DRINK FROM THE SAME CUP AS YOU DO? bro...
Thus spake the expert cat herder.
No, you've never had a cat on the counter. Not that you've seen . . . .
You don't deserve cats. They belong anywhere they want to go. They are NOT disgusting.
I posted a comment eerily similar to this. I completely agree with you. I couldn't even eat at someone's house if I knew they let their cat up on the counters.
Agree wholeheartedly. Stupid, irresponsible owners.
...Our odd-eyed kitty, Pillows loves to lie down on my legs when I am sleeping. So whenever she is there and I change my position, I always get surprised at the furry bundle jumping in the air and landing on the bed.