Our pets can, just like us, be assholes. Dogs are a bit clumsy, mischievous, and often motivated by greed. They will rip up your couch cushions just because it's fun to do. But there's no malice involved and they really do love you, they are just idiots sometimes.

Cats, on the other hand, are something else entirely. Sometimes it seems like they know exactly what they are doing, and they take a kind of perverse pleasure in pissing you off. They are cold, calculating assholes, and they aren't shy about it! Why else would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza?

We asked our readers to send in pics of their cats being mean for no particular reason, and were amazed with the hilariously evil submissions we received. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

#1

Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, it has started, they will taking over soon. Today, its just a pin in shoe, tomorrow pray for your neck.

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#2

Life Of A Tree

Life Of A Tree

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

I see nothing wrong here.

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#3

Are You Missing Underwear?

Are You Missing Underwear?

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

That's an impressive collection, it seems cat even managed to get whole pairs as well of socks. I wonder how many people turned up to claim.

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#4

Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

KittyCatGangster Report

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

That twitching eye... xD

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#5

You Home Earlier Today Hooman

You Home Earlier Today Hooman

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Is it only 1 cat in column 2nd and 3rd or there are two cats - one facing in and one facing out. Guess we will never know for sure.

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#6

"I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

"I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

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Rue Granger
Community Member
2 years ago

“Don’t pull the wire!” “Which one, this one?” *pulls wire*

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#7

Of All Places

Of All Places

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Arietis
Community Member
2 years ago

But did they hatch?

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#8

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, she certainly left an impression their, literally.

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#9

Good Thinking

Good Thinking

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LittleGrayMouse
Community Member
2 years ago

Soon they'll take over the world, one burrito at the time!

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#10

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
2 years ago

If she brakes brutally, the car becomes a cat-apult

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#11

I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further

I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Connecting with rest of cats in entire galaxy and preparing for a final invasion.

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#12

We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This

We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This

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Wanderlust
Community Member
2 years ago

I hope they didn't name their cat Johnny

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#13

Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!

Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!

Arterially Report

Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Always in search of warm place, buy a heating pad and put it next to laptop, that really solves this problem.

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#14

Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t

Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t

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Llews Art
Community Member
2 years ago

Spider-cat, Spider-cat...♫

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#15

Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night

Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night

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Wanderlust
Community Member
2 years ago

The touch lamps are indeed annoying, there's like five different lightings to it. I imagine this cat does it two hours before you wake to work

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#16

Oh, Hai There

Oh, Hai There

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Wanderlust
Community Member
2 years ago

Are these Japanese walls? Cause those are damn thin walls

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#17

The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser

The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser

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Orsolya
Community Member
2 years ago

It's upside down and the water is still there? How come? Btw.. small bowl, pink water... time to buy a decent aquarium for the poor thing.

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#18

Cats Always Know

Cats Always Know

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Sarah Schmidt
Community Member
2 years ago

why do you give your cat a bath then? Cat's clean themself, never understood why ppl do that, poor cats

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#19

This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any

This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Whooopsie! Caught in the act!

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#20

This Shelf Is PROTECTED

This Shelf Is PROTECTED

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't how long I watched till it all become groggy and had to scroll down.

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#21

Don't Sit On The Keyboard? Ok

Don't Sit On The Keyboard? Ok

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glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

Hey, he's not sitting on the keyboard.

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#22

She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There

She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There

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Lara Elliott
Community Member
2 years ago

So cute!

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#23

My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold

My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold

ThisIsNotCat Report

Wanderlust
Community Member
2 years ago

Damn Heat seeker!

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#24

Glad You Find Them So Comfy...

Glad You Find Them So Comfy...

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

That's a neat stack created by a cat.

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#25

Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House

Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House

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Madalina Stanciu
Community Member
2 years ago

that is really nice

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#26

When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner

When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner

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sJm
Community Member
2 years ago

Gorgeous! Look at the way he's sitting :)

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#27

I Just Want A Selfie With My Cat

I Just Want A Selfie With My Cat

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Michiel nospam
Community Member
2 years ago

Precious

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#28

She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole

She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole

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Madalina Stanciu
Community Member
2 years ago

you are her slave

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#29

Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy

Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

So you were watching Tom and Jerry @ 3.46 AM, not bad.

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#30

The Murder Plot Thickens...

The Murder Plot Thickens...

allergictokittycats Report

Wanderlust
Community Member
2 years ago

That cat is definitely has me on it's black list. Hopefully the next object that falls on my head isn't a bowling ball or clothes iron. Like it happened in Home Alone

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#31

F*cking A**hole

F*cking A**hole

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LittleGrayMouse
Community Member
2 years ago

Cats love pizza as much as humans do!

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#32

I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered

I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered

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suryanti utami
Community Member
2 years ago

smart

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#33

This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore

This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore

cats_never_die Report

Ntosh
Community Member
2 years ago

Brings back memories. I was young, maybe 6 or 7 playing with our family cat. Out of no where it just attacks me, bites me and scratches me, I tried getting away but it followed me and kept attacking. To this day I don't know what triggered that. I don't trust cats and I am a bit scared of them.

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#34

I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body

I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body

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PyroarRanger
Community Member
2 years ago

"Cat, you will experience extreme mood swings, like hitting your hooman while they is giving you belly rub."

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#35

Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats

Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats

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Skure
Community Member
2 years ago

Album cover for Catallica

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#36

This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk

This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

For a moment it looked like that cat is showing a middle finger!

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#37

This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan

This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

There's a whole story to this, I couldn't recollect where I read it, may be on Bored panda itself. There are more cats in this house and there is more to the story.

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#38

Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care

Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care

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sJm
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks identical to my mothers sons cat.

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#39

You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?

You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?

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PyroarRanger
Community Member
2 years ago

Omg XD

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#40

Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect

Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect

OutOfAbyss Report

mulk
Community Member
2 years ago

Thanks your cat: he probably save your family's relationship from this game of hell!

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#41

Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee

Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee

ColorlessMurakami Report

spriggan Oberon
Community Member
2 years ago

wtf

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#42

Every Morning When I Brush My Teeth

Every Morning When I Brush My Teeth

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godavari doke
Community Member
2 years ago

Let me help you there :P

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#43

Your Pillow And Your Boyfriend Are Mine

Your Pillow And Your Boyfriend Are Mine

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This Lil Raccoon
Community Member
2 years ago

The boyfriends face!

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#44

New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog

New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog

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jamie1707
Community Member
2 years ago

what?

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#45

Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture

Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture

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Ms. Readsalot
Community Member
2 years ago

Haha, I always lose my hairbands the minute I get them... luckily, my cats don't do this.... right?

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#46

When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails

When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails

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Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
2 years ago

He is not even sorry.

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#47

The Computer Is Too Small!

The Computer Is Too Small!

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This Lil Raccoon
Community Member
2 years ago

Well buy a bigger one then!

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#48

This Cat Can't Handle His Fish

This Cat Can't Handle His Fish

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Wanderlust
Community Member
2 years ago

Must've burst through the hole (background) to fetch his meal but his human keeps snatching his fish away

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#49

Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?

Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?

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Camilo Rivero
Community Member
2 years ago

Of course.

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#50

Your Homework? Never Heard About It

Your Homework? Never Heard About It

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Alia Ris
Community Member
2 years ago

dogs eat it, but cats just want to see you in pain....

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