Our pets can, just like us, be assholes. Dogs are a bit clumsy, mischievous, and often motivated by greed. They will rip up your couch cushions just because it's fun to do. But there's no malice involved and they really do love you, they are just idiots sometimes.
Cats, on the other hand, are something else entirely. Sometimes it seems like they know exactly what they are doing, and they take a kind of perverse pleasure in pissing you off. They are cold, calculating assholes, and they aren't shy about it! Why else would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza?
We asked our readers to send in pics of their cats being mean for no particular reason, and were amazed with the hilariously evil submissions we received. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!
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Ha! Caught Her In The Act!
You must have not given her the food when she walked on your face at 5 o clock in the morning.
Well, it has started, they will taking over soon. Today, its just a pin in shoe, tomorrow pray for your neck.
Even while the cat knew you were watching. Bold move cat. Bold move.
This is fairly typical.....a*****e cats is a real thing.
Load More Replies...Life Of A Tree
Neither do I, it looks better without the tree !!
Load More Replies...side note...I'd love to hear the story behind your Panda name!
Load More Replies..."Oh, thats a nice tree you bought there. It would be a shame if someone took it place *smirk*."
Are You Missing Underwear?
I am not a cat person, mainly because I am scared of them since one attacked me when I was young, I can't get over the fear. But I must say, I am loving these cats in this post so much. Are cats really doing this? They just made my day a bit better
Don't be scared, you're missing so much. I was also attacked when I was a child. Now I have two cats and love them to death. Most cats are gentle and fun to have around. And they have a body language too so you can learn how to deal with cats.
Load More Replies...That's an impressive collection, it seems cat even managed to get whole pairs as well of socks. I wonder how many people turned up to claim.
Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button
First picture be like: Ohh, really, is that a power button I am standing on, omg!. Second picture be like, I did it, take that b*tch.
The look that says "let's see you do work now, mwhahahahaha"
I actually figured out about the power button on top BEFORE I bought a case. As soon as I saw the button my first thought was, 'Yeah, cat's going to jump on that and make me lose my work or corrupt something so my computer won't boot.' Then I bought the case with the button on top because cat can't tell me what to buy!!
You Home Earlier Today Hooman
"What's happening Jim?" "The hooman's home, Monty! Don't move and they'll think we're part of an art installation!"
Monty is definitely the one with his butt stuck through.
Load More Replies...The one on the left is getting tfo while the one on the right is relieved for rescue.
Better not with cats! Lol. I do really love these Japanese doors! We had one in our old apartment. With matte glass though. And no cats ( still no cats :-( )
Load More Replies..."I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."
Why is the scratch post and bed placed right by the outlet?.....just asking for disaster.
Load More Replies...I'm sorry, while this is funny, you're just asking for it with a charging cord draped in front of the scratching post. If you have to charge there, get a hook to attach to the wall, and run the cord while above the post.
My cat does this with the cord for the blinds , while she looks at me, as I watch her, cheeky !
" So it will only be the deluxe cat food from now on, or the phone gets it."
Of All Places
I'm a mother now. Wait. What if this is like the Harry Potter thing, when a chicken egg hatched under a toad makes a basilisk? What'll this make? A Gryphon?
Wherever You Go... Whatever You DO, I will be RIGHT HERE WAITING FOR YOU [To Hatch]
Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found
I'm sorry, but their? really? GRAMMAR POLICE HAVE DEEMED YOU UNFIT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD *zap
Load More Replies...I love it. Once, I made these little cakes with red frosting and left them on the kitchen counter. A little while later, our black cat Pebre (who "never" jumps onto the counter) showed up with a ton of red frosting on his butt. He'd gone and sat on the little cakes! Why!?! :_(
Good Thinking
Who can resist tacos? And if he had thumbs, prolly would have poured some beer in the cone, too
Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero
I have this great images playing out in my head right now. Thank you for making my day! btw, no animals are harmed in my imagination.
Load More Replies...Cat safety inspector: "I notice your don't have windshield wipers...I'll take care of that!"
Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!
Always in search of warm place, buy a heating pad and put it next to laptop, that really solves this problem.
Until they take both the heating pad and the laptop space
Load More Replies...Yup. That's where they sit when they want to get warm. I took a break, went in the kitchen to make lunch and I hear "ba-LEEP ba-BOOP! ba-LEEP ba-BOOP!" ... what the--? Cat sitting on laptop keyboard watching the fireworks at the end of solitaire.
I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further
Connecting with rest of cats in entire galaxy and preparing for a final invasion.
Be careful with that joke. It's always funny in type, but when you say it out loud people think you said something WAY different.
Load More Replies...Bad signal, of course. He's trying to fix the antenna.
Load More Replies...We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This
Took the words right out of my mouth. Can't stop laughing either.
Load More Replies...Do you hear what I hear? A baby cry! Where we are finding baby there's milk nearby. And if we look in baby buggy there could be plenty of milk for you and also some of me!
Remember that family that called 911 because their cat cornered them in one room of their house? A family in Oregon got trapped in a room. Yeah, good thing THIS wasn't their cat.
I think the hole was already there. Doubt a cat could make a hole in a door.
Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t
mine like to sit on top of the front door screaming blue murder that they can't get down and then promptly jump onto the security door and start screaming about that, no, they don't get to go outside.
Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night
The touch lamps are indeed annoying, there's like five different lightings to it. I imagine this cat does it two hours before you wake to work
I always feed my cats in the evening thanks to 17 years of 2 am wake ups for food from my first kitty. Best decision ever. They NEVER wake me up. It's glorious.
Oh, Hai There
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour the holy cat?
That is how a cat is born out of a shell. Those ears though are ultra cute, pink heaven.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, Cloister the Stupid?
Wood. That's why they keep flying away in every bigger storm.
Load More Replies...Cats Always Know
why do you give your cat a bath then? Cat's clean themself, never understood why ppl do that, poor cats
Possible reasons to bathe a cat: The cat is unable to clean itself properly due to medical reasons. The cat has come into contact with something that it would be harmful for them to ingest, such as paint, creosote, tar etc. The cat has become soaked in mud and rather than wait for it to clean itself, it's easier to wash it. The cat has a stomach problem and you don't want wet cat poo being smeared over your furniture for the next few hours. Those are a few examples.
Load More Replies...When cats get fleas or ringworm you have to bathe them. Not fun for anyone involved.
Why are your shorts on the floor if you didn't wanna get them dirty??
He didn't want to get them WET! I did that with my dog all the time
Load More Replies...The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser
It's upside down and the water is still there? How come? Btw.. small bowl, pink water... time to buy a decent aquarium for the poor thing.
This is sick. Please give the poor thing a decent fish tank. This is animal abuse.
I don't get why people still think a small bowl is good enough for a fish to live in. I'm nearly crying, because this fish has no space to swim, no plants or any places to hide.
This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any
I love his expression in the second photo. Just want to skritch his face all over!!!
This Shelf Is PROTECTED
I don't how long I watched till it all become groggy and had to scroll down.
If you are like me it was way toooo long. I need to find a hobby.
Load More Replies...I've seen this video. The humans keep putting the bottle back up there--kitty knocks it down at least 9 times!
Don't Sit On The Keyboard? Ok
Cats are going to prove that they are smarter than humans by out smarting them. Is it safe that I have 2 cats?
Life lesson from my cats - ALWAYS close the lit! Applies to toilet bouls, any food containers and laptops.
She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There
My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold
Who cares about the room? As long as the cat is warm, all is good!
Yea so when the cat is warm you get to grab the cat and warm your self up.
Load More Replies...Cat says - If you're not supposed to sit on it why is it made of warm?
love this comment - "made of warm" made me smile out loud!
Load More Replies...Glad You Find Them So Comfy...
Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House
When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner
Oh my gosh, this is probably one of the cutest cats I've ever seen! Look at it's precious smile! (๑♡3♡๑)
I Just Want A Selfie With My Cat
She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole
Get a small board and double-tape it to the floor so things can't go under the stove. I've done that with things all over the house. Saves us both a lot of bother.
I didn't know that drawer comes out! I dropped some flat pans behind the stove waited until I could move the stove. This would be easier.
just put a thin piece of wood or cardboard under there so it cant get stuck?
Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy
LOL...that not as bad as finding the mouse under you covers at 3:46 am.
One morning, My cat catched a little bird. He was playing with it until I tried to freed it, in that moment he swallowed it and looked at me with real pleasure!
This is my worst nightmare! My cat brings in mice all the time, in the middle of the night, and sometimes they are dead and sometimes they are still very much alive but, luckily he has never jumped up on the bed with them. I pray he continues to stick to the floor.
More than once have awakened to the gift of a dead mouse on my bed. Thanks, Daisy.
Zelda Z brought in one the other night - apparently she's teaching the 2 4 month old kittens I have how to hunt...she also brings them fruit beetles..we've had to have another chat about that. not that she listens of course.
The Murder Plot Thickens...
That cat is definitely has me on it's black list. Hopefully the next object that falls on my head isn't a bowling ball or clothes iron. Like it happened in Home Alone
Dammit, it was supposed to hit the fan, and knock THAT onto his thick skull!
F*cking A**hole
The cat probably saw a cardboard box and immediately had to sit in it lol. My cat's once sat in a box full of mangoes, destroying them all.
I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered
My cat Charlie does this. He actually opens doors and our door knobs are round. It's the weirdest thing because none of my other cats can do it.
I had a cat that could open round doorknobs too. Scared visitors sleeping in my guest room all the time.
Load More Replies...my cat figured out how to meow sounding vaguely like "hello" but in a scary horror movie voice and she would knock twice and meow like this every morning when she knew we should be up.
When i was renovating my house i had to put my cat in my room for obvious reasons and one time i was doing the baseboards with a nail gun just minding my business and my cat jumps ON MY BACK SCARING THE S**T OUT OF ME and i was so shocked that i put a nail in the handrail above... luckily only that
Mine does this when I use the toilet. Cannot shut the door!
This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore
Looks like the wrong eye to me. So does the other eye actually, I mean if you could see it. Cat's probably already plucked it out and digested it.
Load More Replies...😂I feel so damn horrible for laughing as hard as I am, if you only knew 😂I hope this looked worse than it was, poor woman.
The cat must have thought her yoga poses were demonic and was trying to perform an exorcism.
This is some kind of zombie apocalypse movie, but with cats........
Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
Brings back memories. I was young, maybe 6 or 7 playing with our family cat. Out of no where it just attacks me, bites me and scratches me, I tried getting away but it followed me and kept attacking. To this day I don't know what triggered that. I don't trust cats and I am a bit scared of them.
Children many times do things that catches pets off guard and forces them to react in such a way.. children n pets should be always supervised by adults when playing together..
Load More Replies...I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body
"Cat, you will experience extreme mood swings, like hitting your hooman while they is giving you belly rub."
"But I recommend tampons to you, with them you can also go swimming, with pads you can´t do that", I always used tampons, but due to Lupus I went through the climacterium much earlier than other women do yet, and now at the age of 51 I´m long through it yet, had had some really heavy and long "guest bloodings" 5+ years ago for a few months, but nothing since then, thank God, I do not need that "plugging time" anymore every month, I never had any kids anyway, at least no human kids, I only have cats.
Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats
I didn't see the bottom one until I scrolled down and I just about pissed myself laughing
Hey, this one doesn't feature a butt at least so there's definite progress!XD
“LOOK AT MY BUUT HOOMAN SLAVE!! I SAID LOOK AT IT!!!” “I is now a hat!”
This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk
"Can't a guy wash his balls in the middle of your food without having every a*****e who comes along taking pictures?"
For a moment it looked like that cat is showing a middle finger!
This happened to me and it scared the s**t out of me. I was opening a cabinet in the kitchen and my Calico cat popped out of the cabinet. I about had a heart attack.
Was this cat having a party while you were sleeping, and now he is waking up with a hangover? I am looking at the green bottle (is it beer?) and the box of cereal on the counter.
The cat looks highly offended. "Excuse me? Can i get some privacy in here??
This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan
There's a whole story to this, I couldn't recollect where I read it, may be on Bored panda itself. There are more cats in this house and there is more to the story.
Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care
No, just a mutt with some Russian blue in him. Too cute, though. And cheeky
Load More Replies...You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?
Apparently cats do this to just get your attention, or because you haven't praised their good behavior enough! (this is why all of the knick-knacks on my mantle are Command-stripped to it!)
Pretty sure my cat does it just because she likes to see things fall. But I wouldn't be surprised if many cats learn to do it for attention once they see it works!
Load More Replies...Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect
Thanks your cat: he probably save your family's relationship from this game of hell!
My family's golden retriever also does this every time someone sets up a board game, which I think is MUCH worse due to sheer size.
Our dog has a visceral reaction the the sound of side being thrown. He attacks our feet under the table, makes for very interesting game play. 😂
Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee
Mine is named Raymond. I got him as a traumatized kitten. I could've changed his name but he already responded to it.
Load More Replies...I'd love to boop that little pink nose, but would probably lose my finger.
Every Morning When I Brush My Teeth
Yeah! Stupid humans can't do a damn thing right!
Load More Replies...Your Pillow And Your Boyfriend Are Mine
Girl: "Can I at least have the stuffed eleph..." Cat (interrupting): "NO".
New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog
new litter's a bit chunky...but when you're new in teh house, you accept what they give you...
I love how the kitty has it's ears back. Makes it look like it knows it's doing something naughty but just doesn't give a damn. ゜+.(。´>艸<)*.☆
What do you mean that’s not a litter box? It’s the right shape and has kitty litter in it. Speaking of which, I need to talk to you about that new litter you’re using....
That's a problem. Kitty needs a designated area that he can consider his territory, preferably a place where he can climb up and out of the dog's way.
Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture
One of my cats eat whatever he finds ... one time he threw up a few wall stickers (we were wondering where they went as we couldn't find them on the ground), a few rubber and hair bands and a paperclip
I have a cat that does this also. He will eat ANYTHING!!! He tried to eat a glow stick the other day and of course before I caught him, he had busted it open and was foaming at the mouth while gagging and growling. Thankfully he was okay!
Load More Replies...no, your cat stashed 100 of HER hairbands under a single piece of furniture.
Haha, I always lose my hairbands the minute I get them... luckily, my cats don't do this.... right?
I NEVER found 11 small rubber balls I bought for my indoor cat (outside is dangerous road, don't judge me), I searched everywhere. What she did with all of them, have no idea!
Like J Pell said, check closets; also your pantry, cupboards, boxes left open... Also check under/behind your appliances. I don't know how they manage to get back there, but they do. Someday, you'll find where she stashed them! And never apologize for wanting to keep your cat safe, you're a good pet parent! :3
Load More Replies...It’s best to put hair bands & elastics in a container in a drawer or cabinet. If your Cat eats enough she could get a life threatening blockage requiring surgery costing you lots of $$. Really.
my cat does the same thing. then she taught our new puppy to do it. then the puppy taught our new kitten
When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails
Why should he? It's not his fault you bought something munchy
Load More Replies...I tried using a foan type mat in front of my sink. It lasted less than a week.
The Computer Is Too Small!
Owner must enjoy using vacuum 5 times a day so there aren't too much very noticeable hair^^
Load More Replies...HAHAHA! I didn't even see the laptop! I was trying to figure out the white stripe on the pillow!
This Cat Can't Handle His Fish
Must've burst through the hole (background) to fetch his meal but his human keeps snatching his fish away
Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?
Your Homework? Never Heard About It
My cat did the exact same thing. I had to turn it into my teacher and she was like,"what on earth happened" and I said," my cat...ate it?"
LOL. I wonder if that's a snaggletooth or a piece of paper hanging from it's little mouth? ( *¯ ³¯*)♡
I Just Had Surgery And Need To Do My Physical Therapy
Stop moving your leg god dammit and give me that sock, Mom has put all my previous heists on display today want to add one more to that collection.
I love it when they do that! Mine give me precious little pretend monster bites.
This A*sshole -"She Has Two Hands, And Is Not Petting Me"
I want that - The puzzle, not the cat. I am already enslaved by 2 of them, don't need 3rd master.
Ruining My Damn Screen Door!
One suggestion for you, build an outdoor cat run, good if it can be done on a porch . Some people have their balcony fenced in, I did ! my two cats are out there all summer !
This Happens Every Time I Try To Do Cardio
It's so he can merge quietly into the background !!
Load More Replies...At least I know it's not only my dogs who do that
My Cat Is A Jerk...
What? You can have a perfectly clean litter box and the cat can still have bad aim. How ridiculous to assume it's dirty.
Load More Replies...Someone put the lid on my cats litter box so she decides to do 2 of the biggest stinkiest diarrhoeas in cat history right on the freaking (freshly cleaned) carpet
It's the litter, we were using the same kind and the cat would go just outside the box, once we changed types he started using the box like normal. Same with my friends after I suggested they change litter. It can make their feet hurt.
I think they're just placed pretty close together for the aim, the boxes look clean to me
It could also be that your cat doesn't like that kind of litter, it looks like the crystal type, it could be uncomfortable on the paws !!!
My Cat Has Started Flushing The Toilet... While I Am Mid Business
I was just about to write the same. Reminded me of a Tom Arnold in a Austin Powers movie.
Load More Replies...High After The Vet, Caught Stealing French Fries
Mojo Does Not Care About Your Mail. Mojo Is A Grown Man And Does What He Wants To Do
Came Home From Work And Crashed The Kitten Party
Kittens are f*****g awesome. I fostered 5 newborn kittens up until they were three months old and they never did that much damage but I always took them outside on a blanket every single day for play and exercise
I fostered 5 too and it was the best few weeks ever! There's no way to not smile after a bad when you walk into a room full of kittens who climb all over you.
Load More Replies...I am all too familier with the kittens in the bathroom. It was a lot of fun having to mop every other day.
Good job Heather. The kittens should have a box of toys, and too many hours locked up !!!!!!!
My Wife Tried To Walk The Cat
The beer in her hand explains a lot. I'm guessing that wasn't the first bottle. :)
I think she just carries cat's drink, because cat is clearly wasted
Lol. My cat always did that but sometimes she was fine. People used to be enchanted with her when I took her out while I was on vacation.
I will not be seen by Tiddles across the road whilst on a lead !!!
The leash touches places on its back that make the cat go limp as reflex.
First kitten would not go out into the garden without being attached to a human for almost a year.
My Boy Always Tries To Jump In The Fridge When I Open It. This Is The First Time He Made It In
Mine got stuck in the fridge overnight when she jumped in when my roommate opened the door and didn't notice, so he closed it and we didn't open it again till morning. She was fine, but cold and never stopped jumping in, so it couldn't have been that bad.
The sound I imagine him making is yeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiii
Climb The Human!
If you have to pick up Momma cat and drop her like a piece of trash..... maybe you shouldn't own any cats.
What? Come on, do you have a cat? Did you even tried to teach it some rules? Like my food/your food, p**s here/not there, scratch toys/not couch, etc? Sometimes you have to stop being nice to them! And dropping cat from this level? She wouldn't even notice it.
Load More Replies...Please don't pick your cats up by the scruff. There is the misconception that this is normal, and doesn't hurt your feline friend. In reality is can be quite painful. A vet will often use the scruff to hold them in place while doing a procedure, but the vet knows what they're doing; and you'll notice they never suspend the cat by the scruff, leaving the body weight pulling at the neck. If your vet does lift them by the scruff, they need to do a refresher course in handling.
I think this actually depends on the (breed of the) cat. My old was a random no-breed and once she got big enough it was obvious you couldn't pick her by the scruff anymore, but my current one is a thai bobtail and he has like HEAPS of loose skin there. It's like...was so surprising to me at first, you can't tell by the looks but if you touch it you instantly feel the difference. And him you can absolutely pick up by the scruff, he actually appears to like it and definitely isn't hurt by this. I think the explanation I've heard is this specific type of cats had been used to hunt snakes or something so they have so much loose skin to prevent poison from getting into their blood or something...or maybe that's just a neat story. Either way, just wanted to say it's not *always* a bad thing, though Idk about this specific cat, looks like a standard no-breed to me in which case it probably didn't appreciate the scruff part.
Load More Replies...I hate the way you pick your cat and the way you throw it to the floor. You should never do that.
Oh, but it's a normal way to pick up a cat, they actually like it, because mothers pick up kitties Luke this.... But people will always say it's abuse....
Load More Replies...Wow, why so rough with the big one!? ☹️ 😢 Contrary to popular opinion, it is PAINFUL to handle a full grown cat in that fashion.
Damn, dropping big one like that kinda mean, but the little ones make the loop cute, except for the big gray jerk in the sweater.
Looking at the very end of the gif it looks like the person is a woman - look at the long blond hair. I ain't stereotypical, but the probability of it being a woman is quite big.
Load More Replies...wow what is this girls problem! don't ever pick up an adult cat by their neck skin it will hurt them ! you can only do that with kittens and honestly it's pretty mean!
Don't breed kittens if you're going to be a d**k to the mom. Geez.
Cat Starves Owner To Death
Today My Cats Were Especially *ssholes
Mine uses doormat to cover littler, she pulls him over the tray. Sometimes, she uses socks and bags also. I mean, cats!
Got Attacked By Something, Turned Around And Saw This
I Had To Throw Them Away (The Blinds, Not The A**hole)
I had to buy the fake wood ones. Even Jabba can't break them. Used heavy duty toggle bolts to mount them so they're not going anywhere.
STORY. OF. MY. LIFE. And with curtains they scratch them up and cover them in cat hair.
I Just Finished Applying The First Layer On My Table And Then...
That paint coat looks too bleak, let me add a pattern to it. Now its more 'beany'!
I'd definitely keep the table like this, it'd be so unique =^.^=
Toby's New Year's Resolution Is To Still Don't Care At All
When I saw the upper part of the picture: "seconds from disaster". After scrolled down "oh well 😅"
I'm Just Gonna Play With My New Toy In The House...
Just a harmless garter snake. Many people keep them as pets because they can't constrict a human and they are not venomous. About as dangerous as a hamster.
Load More Replies...One day my big male cat came into the room where I was sitting and vocalized while taking a few steps toward the door to the attached garage and repeated the process prompting me to ask "Did Timmy fall down the well?" He continued in this in this way, so I walked into the garage to find an approximately 1.5 meter non-venomous gopher snake. It hissed and made striking motions while shaking it's tail. The snake earned a one way trip to my veggie garden where it could thrive and do some good. Guinness the Cat earned copious praise and some cut-up shrimp - his favorite treat.
I saved a snake the other day from my cats! It was a cute little ring necked snake!
Ringnecks are adorably tiny as adults. I used to have a colony.
Load More Replies...My kitty does this too. You know what? Headless snakes will still wiggle on you when you sleep at night until you wake up.
One spring, years ago, before we put the screen door on, it was warm enough to prop the door open. I walked out the door. My cat came in. I came in. The cat went out. Problem was he left his catch in the middle of the floor all curled up. Not sure what kind of snake it was, rat or corn, but it was bigger than a garter. I went back out the back door, went in the front and with a broom, gently persuaded it to go back out. Scolded the cat when he came back. Didn’t mind when he caught a mouse, but the snakes, ugh.
Pavlov Woke Me Up Early To Show Off His Kill
Lol poor Pavlov, he's trying his best to feed the family and no one appreciates it!
Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Jesus Christ?
I was thinking the same thing. This one looks like paper or vinyl.
Load More Replies...This Cat Decided To Maul My Leg Whilst Ordering Pizza In Paris, Owner Says That's How You Know He Likes You
The Kitten Doesn't Like Blondes
That's an interesting inverted pyramid sort of looking table with three legs only... May be I would replicate this as my next DIY, I guess it need to stuck to the wall. Ohh noo.. its an optical illusion .. is it? Is it a regular table. Man, the longer I look, more I am getting confused..!!!
I think it's called a drop leaf table - the bit hanging down at the back can be raised and supported by a forth leg that also folds out, making the triangle surface into a square. I've never seen one that shape before though.
Load More Replies...If You Look Carefully You Can See The Paw Print Right In The Middle Of The Steak, And The Savage Omnoms On The Upper Left. Think I Would've Learned By Now Not To Leave Food Unattended
my cat prefers her steak medium rare. anything rawer than that, and she disdainfully leaves it on the floor.
I guess your cat is a cat of well culture then.
Load More Replies...The fact that the paw print stayed like that means the meat isn’t that fresh anymore..
Sagwa Does This Whenever One Of Us Bends Over. Bonus: The Girl In The Picture Was Lint Rolling Her Sweater To Get Rid Of Sagwa's Hair All Over It
I used to have a cat that did this when I was bent over the bath tub washing my hair! So I couldn't straighten up for TWO reasons - her claws would dig in to hold on and my WET, SOAPY hair would drip down my face, body, etc while I'm screaming in pain from her claws and grabbing at her with my shampoo-y hands! Sure do miss her!
I Hate My Cats
I'm impressed that your cats have figured out how to throw things at the TV / computer screen!!!!
I KNOW they probably just knocked it down I thought that may have been a funny joke but in retrospect I will just pack up my things and exit slowly thru the back door....I'm sorry for taking up your time
Load More Replies..."That's what you get for watching funny cat videos of other cats."
Load More Replies...No, you don't, now you can get that big wide screen TV you wanted !!
Think You Can Play Chess Around Her? Think Again. She Always Wins
Every Assignment Was Spent Like This
i have a question for u, r u by any chance related to someone named Nikki Reid?
Load More Replies...Look at her singing! I bet she's singing smelly Man, smelly Man, what are they feeding you!
He Does This Way Too Much
There's a key on my laptop keyboard that evidently makes it a talking laptop. First time I typed I jumped back in fright. Scared the s**t out of me. I have no idea which key it was, but kitten knew, thank goodness..
I'll Just Shred This Box In The Most Noisy And Annoying Way Possible, And Then Spit The Pieces All Over The House!
My tortie. Her name is Ferret 1203142325...8a3db4.jpg
Huh. I wonder if chewing on paper is something that a lot of tortoiseshell kitties do? Because the tortie we had loved to chew paper and cardboard.
Mine are paper shredders also. No top secret documents here to be read or taped back together.......
That must be one tasty cat. Unfiltered ,Unpasteurized, and 5%
Explains Why I Can't Keep My Plant Alive!
Your cats growing well, though! Just remember to water everyday and you'll soon have a flourishing cat tree :)
I don't see the problem here it looks like the cat you planted is thriving in this environment??
rulers won't sprout or even root if you put them in soil, just sayin'
Said No One Ever...
TBH, internet is completely opposite In portraying how cats really are. They are very lovely animals and as loyal as dogs. But I guess its more fun to display other side of their nature.
I guess that's the side that makes for funny pics haha. Mine is both too, she's loud, opinionated, and feisty and tries to jump me through the railing every time I walk upstairs, but also greets me after work and sleeps curled up next to me every night.
Load More Replies...One of my cats is a hell spawn who hates everyone and everything and makes me feel like I will never accomplish anything in my life just by looking at me, but my other one is the most loving perfect little princess on earth who enjoys cuddles and purring and likes to snuggle up next to you when you're getting ready for bed
Most of my life I have had cats and dogs. I love both and they are different as night and day. Depending on your life style, that would be the deciding factor in choosing your pet. Then visit an animal shelter. !
No Matter How Many Toys We Buy Him He Still Steals Our Children's
This cat is very envious of his humans, always wondering why the spawns gets the new toys. Why can't he have it for himself instead
I've first read "No Matter How Many Toys We Buy Him He Still Steals Our Children"
Gee Wonder Who Got To The Paper Towel..??
She Doesn’t Let Us Hang Our Towels
OMG, This Laptop Tastes Delicious
Oh, Were You Trying To Do Something?
He's Slowly Pushing It All Off The Table, While Pretending To Sleep
Spidercat, Spidercat, Does Whatever Realy Hurts...
Yes and she has a squirrel tail too but it's a somali cat :)
Load More Replies...No Touch Da Mousey!
his little mean mug at the end lol "I dare you to try again fool"
This A**hole Needed More Room To Look Out
Cause the blinds are already halfway up both windows!! Cats really are a$$holes! xD
I was honestly thinking about getting another cat. They are like ex's, only remember the good times. Not the arsholio times. No cat for me.
So You Wake Up To This In The Morning. I Hate My Cat
American money is not tear-proof? my country's paper money will never tear unless you cut them with something sharp
We Made Ourselves A Cat Door
someone please tell me they see that little stuffed cat thing by the paws on the cat on the right??
Little Monster
Love her! has Meezer blood and female, she will teach you many things! LOL
Kitty food isn't coming fast enough- the service is too slow around here. I'll just chrw on this while I wait!!
Blue eyes hyptonize baby kardi hai mennu! P.s. Shoutout to all the Indians and Honey Singh fans
My Cat Is An Adorable Asshole
When "Evil Kitten", her real and true name, showed up at our home she was four-months-old and had already had a litter. The Vet nicked her milk sac when he fixed her. She decompressed from the wild side with me but is now momma's little girl. Recently sick, she is back at her evil ways, mostly aimed at momma, lol. She is seven now but still as evil as ever.
"I Did Not Do This"
The only time it is acceptable to hang toilet paper backwards--when you have cats like this.
Gimme That
And this one... Personally I like sharing AND I like animals more than most people, so these cats would be a great fit for me👍
Is it me, or does that collar look a little snug? Call me quirky, but as a cat owner, things like that concern me a bit.
First Time Owning A Kitten - Didn't Know They Really Did This Stuff
I know. I've had a lot of cats and never has one messed with the TP. I guess it's just a matter of time...
Yes, same here...never, and we’ve had lots of cats!!
Load More Replies...I thought my little whippersnapper cat was the only one to pull all these tricks..I think I need to apologize to her, but not for the talking keyboard..
“I Don’t Know - I Just Walked In And There Were Bags, Like, Everywhere. Probably An Explosion”
Get A Cat, They Said... It'll Be Fun...
Surely You Don't Think I Did This?
And he's resting on his scratching post like, "I was over here playing with MY toys. What happened??"
I Think I'll Just... Yep, This Is A Good Place
It's probably the distant relative of that other one sitting on the pizza... what is it with these cats and sitting on pizza :'D
it is the warmth probably - mine would curl up on top of the pizza box. im sure she would have ended on the actual pizza if i left it open. but then again, it was really difficult to get to the pizza once she was atop..:))
Load More Replies...Told him him to safe a seat for me instead he sits on my lunch, damn bastard
Dinner With Your Cats
I had a guinea pig and he did exactly this. We ate together and he wouldn't eat fruit until I took a bite of it. R.I.P. my baby💜
"Hey, can I have some? No, I need the bite you just took. Why won't you share?"
My cats never get people food. There's no begging or sneaky stuff around here!
Cat Knows What You Need
They do just know. Mine barfs all over the carpet in multiple rooms whenever I'm super dizzy...
I swear there is some smell in makeup that makes them go nuts! I thought my cat Bam just liked the brushes.. I opened a brand-new translucent powered. Cat comes rubbing all over later he tipped the trash to get to the packaging
What I wonder is how he was able to place objects on the toilet lid...?
This Cat In My Neighbourhood
Good Morning! Breakfast Now?
"I didn't wake you, did i? Oh no... Well, since you're already up, there's this matter of my personnel being late for work."
Roommate Had A Bad Morning
Eww, that comment involuntarily made me look at that s**t again and small calculations like - Yeah its big!, could have done by a human?, cat ate too much?, Damn.
Load More Replies...What Happens If I Try To Do Things Other Than Pet My Kitties...
Waddles face! He's just like that's my job! I'm the scarf not you!! Viva stole his job!
Ha yeah! And all I wanted to do was felt tiny animals...
Load More Replies...Asshole From China
OMG! what happened to your lamp? I just walked into the room and it was like this.
Those eyes, he looks shocked to find the lamp committed suicide while he was watching !!
I Still Love This Cat
"Inhouse Piercing Service. Cat speaking. Which part of your body would I like to chew through today? You'll see. Byeee!"
My Cat Found A Nice Sleeping Spot In My Antique Chair
That face is like "I cannot fit my chunkiness in here so I will roll over and die. I hope I smell bad."
"You Get The Banana And I Will Rip Open The Cat Weed"
"...sorry?"
nah, aren't much pieces on it, doesn't take 5 hours for that one. But now you can spend more than 5 hours looking for the missing piece =)
Load More Replies...cats and jigsaw puzzles, bad combination! mine likes to sleep in the box.
Returning To Scene Of The Crime
My Cat Pickle Has A Hobby, He Likes To Urinate In Unusual Places. He Didn't Get A Drop On The Floor Though (Side Note: He Did A Wee In A Frisbee Once)
We got him as a very scared 6 month old kitten from a rescue centre, I don't know what had happened to him but he didn't like being touched. He still wees on things very occasionally even with a fresh litter tray. Pickle is 7 years old now and a cuddle monster. He can be a bit scratchy at times but so so affectionate, he's come a long way. And has a big tabby brother who he adores :-). This kitty has a home for life, I love him to bits :-)...don't worry, I bought new shoes!
We have had cats like yours but regardless, they are still keepers. (Like Evil Kitten...)
Load More Replies...That could be a sign that something is medically wrong with him. Or he's just an a*****e lol
“No Boots! Boots Always Mean You’re Leaving, And Leaving Means No Chin-Scratches!”
Funny, BusLady. So that's how I must have gotten to bed when I used to drink the drink, huh? My cats.
Load More Replies...Wipe This! 2017 Site Specific Installation By Uli. Chewed Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper Holder, Drywall, Light
The artist has created a successful, intimate self-portrait with a very sensitive understanding of balance, contrast, movement and proportion. The playful use of light and shadow is superb, while the contours and textures are a nod to the surface treatments of deconstructionism. The metal holder is an interesting inclusion, however, the shape of the metal does not relate to the form of the piece, and could be mistaken for an industrial armature or an installation mishap. Please, Uli, take the time to purrfect your art.
The Face Of Evil
Oh no! It is a foot. I thought it was a chew toy. And with the nerve damage I have in my feet, I am sorry to say that if my cat was to do this, he would be FLY KITTY in a minute.
Load More Replies...I Literally Just Fed Her 10 Minutes Ago
Feeding whiskas is like humans eating chinese food. No nutrition and you'll be hungry soon after. Feed something with substance and they will feel full much longer. This stuff is like McDonalds. There are plenty of healthy nutrient packed food that cost very little. Not sure hwy people still feed this garbage to their animals.
My Cat Is Very Proud Of Herself For Destroying This Shoebox
What In The Hell Are You Guys Doing?
"You're arrangement of our pantry is all over the place. We should take over, really. You'll find an updated shopping list in your underwear drawer in the morning. Good day."
You Want To Read The News? Nope. (Bonus: In The Middle Of My Clean Clothing)
I Was Wondering Why My Succulents Were Dying...
I have become an expert on starting African Violets from single leaves my cats knock off my mature plants.
Succulents are really toxic to cats. If you want to have any cactii get the really spiky ones so the cats won't attempt to chew them or mess them up
My Cat Is A Big Ol Jerk
"We both know what comes next. Come on, do the dance, pinky. I shall be entertained! Huahuahahah!"
Reminds me of a parody of the theme to Branded that we used sing as kids: Stranded! On the toilet bowl. What can you do when your stranded, and you can't reach the roll...
I Have No Idea What You're Talking About
"Curious, curious and couriouser. I guess we'll never know what happened. What's for dinner?"
I Did Forget To Post This One Last Night
Selfie With A Cat
Ahh yes, the old brown eye. One might think its a new hat design.
The cat's behind is still prettier than the human with the duck lips and the disgusting piercing!
Cat Ripped A Hole In Her Food, Over Ate, And Threw Up Back Onto The Hole. Amazing
XD Well at least she didn't throw up in your bed (and yes I layed down before I realized).
"I've had too much, might as well put it back where I found it, guess they won't notice"
Yes. Yes, This Is My Handiwork. This Is Why My Mom Can’t Have Nice Things
There Are Two Full Water Bowls In The House. A**hole
Oh NO!! This is very bad. Lillies are EXTREMELY toxic to cats. Even the smallest nibble can/will send kitty into liver and kidney failure. Death is almost certain if they aren't put on continuous IV fluids for about a week.
I believe any variety of Lily is toxic to cats, so please keep them away from kitty!
I caught my cat drinking out of the toilet, the vase, the bathtub faucet, and the dog's water bowl, but never her bowl.
My cat will ONLY drink out of a glass. Ignores it's water bowl. I keep a glass of water on my desk and my nightstand. If she thinks they're mine, that makes them hers.
My cats will only drink out of a wide glass left on top of the units !!
At Least Twice A Week I Come Home To My Underwear Drawer Pulled Out And All My Undies On The Floor. Thanks, Tucker
You need another cat named Caboose. That way the caption could be "Not my fault... Tucker did it.".
You had me laughing so hard that everyone in the office is looking at me like I'm insane...
Load More Replies...Every. Single. Meal.
And That Is How My Computer Has Been Blocked...
At least once a month one of my cats walks on a keyboard doing something that I don't know how to fix.
Once a month? My little s**t does it every other night!
Load More Replies...This The Face Of An Asshole Who Chewed Through Three Iphone Chargers Last Night... I Believe This Is A Face Of Revenge Not Remorse!
That face and those ears say he's part of the mafia. And you don't want anything to happen to the rest of your doo-dads Do You?
"You know what you did, Amber. Everyone knows... Now, unhand me, woman!"
Every time our pets started trying to chew on cords, we'd rub them with something offensive smelling like apple-cider vinegar. Seemed to work pretty well.
My cat used to chew the ends of my USB cables. He stopped after I began washing my hands after handling his treats.
Load More Replies...You touch my stomach... I'm coming for your chargers. You'll never see me coming
Don't Leave Pies On The Counter
He's The Reason Why I Die So Often
Must. Kill. All. Cords
Life Update: I'm Changing Fritz's Name To Damage Deposit
Let Me Quickly Disturb This Hooman
When You Spend 10 Minutes Looking For The Cat Before Work
I need this shoe shelf. The bottom of my closet looks like the bargain bin at the thrift store.
Spent about 30 minutes looking for this glorious bastard... IMG_1866-5...dc3aab.jpg
Giving New Meaning To The Phrase "No Concept Of Money." Yes, That Is A Full Bowl Of Water
"I'm a cat of expensive taste, Lily. You knew that going in. So, [enter expensive brand] water only, going forward, if you don't mind. You're excused. I shall be chewing on you sandals until dinner time."
Every Time I Do The Dishes!
Wake Up Call
The other things are okay, THIS, is the only reason I don't want a cat...also allergies.
Wake up or I scratch you again... This time in a more painful spot
When You Try To Take A Relaxing Bath. There Is One Jerk
I had a cat that did this once. Once. She fell in the tub and never did it again.
my cat is falling in the tub like twice a week but keep doing it...
Load More Replies...My younger cat jumps into the tub with me.... she is a bit of a weirdo
I Will Never Get Out Of Here, Human
He/she probably thinks: "well finally you did something right hooman, bought me a nice bed"
"You can cancel that baby thing. I am content and will accept this new abode. Ta!"
Secret Ingredient
Bothered
"Yes, I am fine, thank you. You're blocking my view of the blank wall. Would you? Much better, thank you. Byeee. What a peculiarly inquisitive biped..."
Making Macrame While A Cat Is Around Is Basically Pointless
Surprise When I Got Home. If I Had To Pick Out A Suspect In A Lineup My Cat Pharoah Was Probably Chasing A Fly
Pharoah, for 7 years you're never gonna catch any fly. Bad luck for you
There were two flies! You can't blame them, they were trying to stop a vicious infestation of your home.
Just to see the cat when that fell. Probably jumped five feet. Lol..
No. Why Are You Like This?
Well, There Was A Plant In There. Now It’s A Bed
Oops
"Get A Cat They Said. It Will Be Fun They Said" - The Day She Pooped In The Sink
Better than it pooping on the carpet, or your bed.
Load More Replies...At least it was the sink.. not your bed, or in the hallway where you walk in the dark.
Not normal! OP needs to get the cat to the vet!
Load More Replies...You Need This Laptop? How Cute!
Not Sure Why He Thinks This Is A Good Spot To Nap?
My Cat Is Slowly Trying To Be Me. Next Thing You Know, He’ll Be Attending School
No Kitty Nooo
I Finally Learned Why Nothing Will Grow In This Pot
Several Times A Day, I Show My General Disapproval By Opening All The Cabinet Doors And Emptying The Contents
What's A Baby?
Baby? Nope, didn't see one. This is my new bed. *Crying comes from under the cat* Shut up, tiny hooman!
Don't You Know I Love Coming Home To This At 10pm
I Don't See What The Problem Is, Human
the allowance money is from you i suppose? what will you pay me for? maybe stealing my neighbors shoes, socks, and underwear?
Load More Replies...Oh... You're Home Early
He Gets His White Fur All Over My Clean Clothes, Then Tries To Claw Them Back As I Pull Them Out
Has A Strong Love For Curtains
My 10-week-old kitten followed a spider up the curtain, got about halfway then started mewing.
So My Wonderful Cat Decided To Break My Glass Kitchen Table. This Is Just Nice
that is plain crazy if a cat can break the glass table. Something was wrong with the table.
Fault in the glass, no way a cats weight would shatter a glass table.
That's impressive actually. Glass table tops are usually tempered glass.
If the table had toppled under the cat's weight, those objects wouldn't be sitting between the chairs, they would be laying to the side. And there wouldn't be broken glass on the chair seats. That table shattered for another reason. I don't think the cat did this.
I was thinking maybe the cat jumped onto the chandelier and then jumped back onto the table. It seems crazy that the weight of a cat would shatter it but that 's all I can think of.
Load More Replies...My Jerk Cats Broke My Daughter's Blinds Just To Watch The Sunrise
Trying To Work
Trying To Do My Jigsaw But My Cat Friday Won’t Let Me: It’s Her Box!
This Idiot Decided That This Was A Great Place To Sit
Spaghetti Was Just Eyeing-Up The Fridge With Determination That I Haven’t Seen Since That Time Last Spring When She Actually Jumped In
All Thanks Goes To My Cat
oh...so YOU get to be the only one that is allowed to put it in the toilet, human??!
It all ends up in the toilet eventually, what's the difference if I speed it up a little?
I like the idea of teavhing you kitty to use the toilest, but I think they used a bit much toilet paper. :3
Milk Thief
I let my cat have lactose - free milk on occasion. No problem with tummy issues.
This Is Lagertha, Earl Of The Shred Box. This Is After I Made The Mistake Of Trying To Add Paper To The Box While She Was In Residence
Cats Are Just So Charming
I Still Remember Walking In The Door To This Like It Was Yesterday
"I was... investigating. I found some very interesting things. ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH THIS... THING?!!"
Caught With The Evidence
Ah but, If you were in court with the offender it would be thrown out through lack of evidence !!
You Shall Not Wipe!
Oh Yey! Gift Wrapping! My Absolute Favorite. Lemme Help You With That
Well Done
The Cat Who Entered The Dining Room While The "My Life Is So Shitty" Mindset Among The Lunchtime Of My Sunday Lunch, Jumped On The Flowerpot In Front Of Me
When my parents got cats I covered the soil in all my plant pots to save them from this fate
And Then There's This Princess Jerkface
That's A Nice Catmera You Got There
Temporary Housing With Boxes Everywhere And He Chooses This One To Sleep On
Well, it's the most logical option. It blocks your view of the screen, is the most annoying position, so is the best. Duh.
I'm A Very Good Lego-Building Helper
My cat did the same thing with the same LEGO set. It's Yellow Submarine of you were wondering
What A Well Behaved Creature This Cat Is
RIP Earphones Shredded To Three Pieces By Crazy Cat
TRYING TO USE HEADPHONES WHEN YOU SHOULD BE PETTING ME!
Load More Replies...Captured Coco's Fall Unexpectedly
I Want Your Paintings For My Matress Tonight!
Being Jerks Is What They Do Best
No Use Of The Bathroom For You
Yes, I Did This, Now Give Me Treats
Welcome Home Human...
Well, At Least They Are Comfortable
My Jerk Cat Ruined My Pokémon Game As Soon As I Laid Down My Strongest Card
She Clawed My Jane Iredale Foundation
Yep
Was Reading In The Basement When Kitty Comes Along... Starts Licking My Hair. Was Mated For A Few Days
Dumping Your Entire Container Of Water All Over The Floor Is The Cool Thing To Do
I had to bungee cord mine to the bakers rack. My cat kept climbing on top and dumping it over, all 3 gallons.
My Cats An Asshole
Let's just hope they never learn to put it back where they found it...
I think you're cat is trying to tell you it don't like what to feed it
What An A**hole
That's the only way my cat will drink. During the day, I have a glass of water on my desk, which she uses. At night, I have a glass on my nightstand. She won't drink out of 'her' bowl, ever.
Why? Just Why?
Cat hates the litter and you have waaaaay to little of it. 3 to 4 inches deep.
You can't hate cats, you just can't! They are miracles of nature!
No, you're a bad person for so many reasons other than not liking cats. You were happy when your cat died? You're f*****g gross.
Load More Replies...What I cannot understand is why all these people allow their cats to get on the counter, table or food. That's just totally disgusting! You can train cats, people. I've had cats my whole life and I've never had a cat on the counter, on my table or anywhere near my food. I also do not have cats that claw the furniture.
Some of these are hilarious. And some of these just p**s me off. Cat doesn't something like sit on food, and they take a picture instead of taking care of the problem.
You can't hate cats, you just can't! They are miracles of nature!
No, you're a bad person for so many reasons other than not liking cats. You were happy when your cat died? You're f*****g gross.
Load More Replies...What I cannot understand is why all these people allow their cats to get on the counter, table or food. That's just totally disgusting! You can train cats, people. I've had cats my whole life and I've never had a cat on the counter, on my table or anywhere near my food. I also do not have cats that claw the furniture.
Some of these are hilarious. And some of these just p**s me off. Cat doesn't something like sit on food, and they take a picture instead of taking care of the problem.
