Our pets can, just like us, be assholes. Dogs are a bit clumsy, mischievous, and often motivated by greed. They will rip up your couch cushions just because it's fun to do. But there's no malice involved and they really do love you, they are just idiots sometimes.

Cats, on the other hand, are something else entirely. Sometimes it seems like they know exactly what they are doing, and they take a kind of perverse pleasure in pissing you off. They are cold, calculating assholes, and they aren't shy about it! Why else would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza?

We asked our readers to send in pics of their cats being mean for no particular reason, and were amazed with the hilariously evil submissions we received. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

#1

Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

Ha! Caught Her In The Act!

Tangler Report

pomme
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Evil cat is coming for you

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You must have not given her the food when she walked on your face at 5 o clock in the morning.

Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, it has started, they will taking over soon. Today, its just a pin in shoe, tomorrow pray for your neck.

Boaty McBoatface
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even while the cat knew you were watching. Bold move cat. Bold move.

Victoria Jolley
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

im surprised he didnt stop when u had the camera out

Eva Bryson
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very well thought out. And people say animals are dumb.

Mingi Football
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow!! What did you do to deserve this punishment??

Ntosh
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahaha, this is too good. No way she is this evil, is she really?

Cesi Baca
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is fairly typical.....a*****e cats is a real thing.

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Carmen Elena
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahaaha You have to see it to believe it!

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    #2

    Life Of A Tree

    Life Of A Tree

    reddit.com Report

    ShneeksDawn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be a great Christmas card

    Char Char
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    side note...I'd love to hear the story behind your Panda name!

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    Diana Geo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Damn you tree, you're stealing all my fame" "Ah, back to normal :)"

    Bored Bear
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, thats a nice tree you bought there. It would be a shame if someone took it place *smirk*."

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    #3

    Are You Missing Underwear?

    Are You Missing Underwear?

    benji Report

    Ntosh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not a cat person, mainly because I am scared of them since one attacked me when I was young, I can't get over the fear. But I must say, I am loving these cats in this post so much. Are cats really doing this? They just made my day a bit better

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be scared, you're missing so much. I was also attacked when I was a child. Now I have two cats and love them to death. Most cats are gentle and fun to have around. And they have a body language too so you can learn how to deal with cats.

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an impressive collection, it seems cat even managed to get whole pairs as well of socks. I wonder how many people turned up to claim.

    Bea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonderful picture xxx

    Bea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The love of a cat leaves me without the words to describe their enormisty empathy and purity of what they give x god bless them all forever xxx

    Bea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my cat.. thomas.. would do this instead of bringing me mice and birds... but i forgive him and love him with all my heart and soul anyways ;) xxx

    Rob Walrond
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the underwear smelled like fish or a dead rat...

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we thought the socks were being eaten by the dryer!

    Martha InMesa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She knows which ones are the good ones.

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    #4

    Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

    Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button

    KittyCatGangster Report

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First picture be like: Ohh, really, is that a power button I am standing on, omg!. Second picture be like, I did it, take that b*tch.

    Llews Art
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ohhh you think I wouldn't dare...? ...think again, peasant."

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually figured out about the power button on top BEFORE I bought a case. As soon as I saw the button my first thought was, 'Yeah, cat's going to jump on that and make me lose my work or corrupt something so my computer won't boot.' Then I bought the case with the button on top because cat can't tell me what to buy!!

    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just remember to hit the "Save" button every few minutes.

    Morph
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat hits the power button on the front of my case. She's talented.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you value your work--feed me!"

    frank0ys
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Are you working? Not anymore!

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    #5

    You Home Earlier Today Hooman

    You Home Earlier Today Hooman

    crazydarklord Report

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What's happening Jim?" "The hooman's home, Monty! Don't move and they'll think we're part of an art installation!"

    Liliana V
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monty is definitely the one with his butt stuck through.

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    Katie M
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the same wall as before

    Janet Allison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the left is getting tfo while the one on the right is relieved for rescue.

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you're looking at hooman? Never seen a cat before?

    Jezergirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a Japanese door they said...

    BoredDragonfly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better not with cats! Lol. I do really love these Japanese doors! We had one in our old apartment. With matte glass though. And no cats ( still no cats :-( )

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    #6

    "I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

    "I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It."

    occolla Report

    Rue Granger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Don’t pull the wire!” “Which one, this one?” *pulls wire*

    Cesi Baca
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the scratch post and bed placed right by the outlet?.....just asking for disaster.

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    Heather Mack-Scott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, while this is funny, you're just asking for it with a charging cord draped in front of the scratching post. If you have to charge there, get a hook to attach to the wall, and run the cord while above the post.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat would probably still be able to get to it

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    peril-clay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ONE MORE STEP AND THE CORD GETS IT

    LA Juice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey you put your cord next to the scratching post- dis nawt Kat fault

    Lina S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't do it! Don't do it! Damn it!"

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The phone's charged enough, now feed me!"

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat does this with the cord for the blinds , while she looks at me, as I watch her, cheeky !

    Susan Moore
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who puts wires in front of kitty toys? Move or the other.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " So it will only be the deluxe cat food from now on, or the phone gets it."

    Sandra Mason
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stupid place for a wire. what if the cat chews on it?

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    #7

    Of All Places

    Of All Places

    leetabix Report

    Arietis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did they hatch?

    IdilS
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat chick cat chick, does whatever a cat chick does!

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty just wants to keep them warm in order to hatch some food!

    Gabrielle M.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What came first? The cat or the Egg?

    Pearl D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, will you call me a chicken again, Carol?

    peril-clay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a mother now. Wait. What if this is like the Harry Potter thing, when a chicken egg hatched under a toad makes a basilisk? What'll this make? A Gryphon?

    MBZ MetalsmithArtist
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty has some identity issues, little clucker!

    John Kamau
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wherever You Go... Whatever You DO, I will be RIGHT HERE WAITING FOR YOU [To Hatch]

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he has chickens in his ancestry.

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    #8

    Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

    Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found

    WashCapsFan Report

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she certainly left an impression their, literally.

    Wulfur
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but their? really? GRAMMAR POLICE HAVE DEEMED YOU UNFIT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD *zap

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    Diana Geo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was from Quality Control , making sure you're by the norm :)

    Dawn Baik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you left it! That's the cutest pie decoration I've ever seen

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He tried to sit in. Cats feels protected by any area limitation, just a rope forming a circle or even drawing it on a sheet of paper (or just the sheet of paper on the floor) will make them feel safe. He tried to step in, felt the basement wasn't that solid, and moved out.

    Melanie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upside down cat paw print is a teddy bear. You're welcome.

    Sebastian Köster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a watermark. It's no longer your stuff.

    Nadine Ducca
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it. Once, I made these little cakes with red frosting and left them on the kitchen counter. A little while later, our black cat Pebre (who "never" jumps onto the counter) showed up with a ton of red frosting on his butt. He'd gone and sat on the little cakes! Why!?! :_(

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    #9

    Good Thinking

    Good Thinking

    radtoria Report

    Andrea Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me laugh out loud that one! :)

    peril-clay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOTHING WILL STOP ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Jef Bateman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the Elon Musk of the cat world.

    Benjamin Chen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who can resist tacos? And if he had thumbs, prolly would have poured some beer in the cone, too

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    #10

    Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

    Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero

    aebfroman Report

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she brakes brutally, the car becomes a cat-apult

    Cody Eriksen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this great images playing out in my head right now. Thank you for making my day! btw, no animals are harmed in my imagination.

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    Ellis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely windshield wipurrrr

    Usernameofgag
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice wiper... Where do you get it? Lol

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She clearly didn't want to go to Grandma's house.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fancy all weather hood orniment.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "KING OF THE WORLD!" Titanic music plays

    Sandra Mason
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what sort of a*****e would risk their pet's life?

    Bec Snyder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat safety inspector: "I notice your don't have windshield wipers...I'll take care of that!"

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    #11

    Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!

    Ugh - Walked Away For A Second!

    Arterially Report

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always in search of warm place, buy a heating pad and put it next to laptop, that really solves this problem.

    WeWillJustSeeAboutThat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until they take both the heating pad and the laptop space

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want all three of these. They are clearly a progressive set.

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wouldn't be needing this by any chance, would you !!

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. That's where they sit when they want to get warm. I took a break, went in the kitchen to make lunch and I hear "ba-LEEP ba-BOOP! ba-LEEP ba-BOOP!" ... what the--? Cat sitting on laptop keyboard watching the fireworks at the end of solitaire.

    Val
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O.M.G.! I just want to stuck my face between those cute little fluffy kittens!

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    #12

    I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further

    I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further

    jaycrew Report

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Connecting with rest of cats in entire galaxy and preparing for a final invasion.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aliens hidden among us in the form of cats

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    Alia Ris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Commander, my cover has been blown. Send troops immediately"

    Sebastian Köster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just wants to protect you from Fox News

    Char Char
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is GREAT! Thanks for the burst of laughter!

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    Gabrielle M.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get for changing the kitty porn channel signal! HA!

    Here to Troll
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful with that joke. It's always funny in type, but when you say it out loud people think you said something WAY different.

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    Skure
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like good place for sniper nest

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's why the signal is fuzzy--and purring!

    Jodi Ellis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to look is enough to know not to mess with that cat.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like cat has called a press-conference.

    Ntosh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would make him or her go sit there?

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad signal, of course. He's trying to fix the antenna.

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    David Bruce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks kind of like an evil dictator wih little microphones

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    #13

    We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This

    We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This

    johnschmidt4372 Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took the words right out of my mouth. Can't stop laughing either.

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incredible Hulk punch, that's how.

    Wanderlust
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they didn't name their cat Johnny

    MeggersTheFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you hear what I hear? A baby cry! Where we are finding baby there's milk nearby. And if we look in baby buggy there could be plenty of milk for you and also some of me!

    Gayle Bynum Cardosa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that family that called 911 because their cat cornered them in one room of their house? A family in Oregon got trapped in a room. Yeah, good thing THIS wasn't their cat.

    Edy Eko
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it from that movie? The shining?

    Toni Tangents
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the hole was already there. Doubt a cat could make a hole in a door.

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    #14

    Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t

    Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t

    godofleet Report

    Llews Art
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spider-cat, Spider-cat...♫

    Terry T.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting up is one thing, getting down is another....

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Nice! I actually got up here! ...now what?"

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine like to sit on top of the front door screaming blue murder that they can't get down and then promptly jump onto the security door and start screaming about that, no, they don't get to go outside.

    Shay Betout
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't think this through...

    Fran Stateler
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting back to the top of the door is the hard part.

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    #15

    Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night

    Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night

    Delubear Report

    Wanderlust
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The touch lamps are indeed annoying, there's like five different lightings to it. I imagine this cat does it two hours before you wake to work

    Luna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome,our cat scared the living daylights out of our kids....the light was off when they left and ON when they returned....and they knew we were not at home....so...a ghost?a burglar?....Nah,only the cat ;)

    Lisa Catacosinos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always feed my cats in the evening thanks to 17 years of 2 am wake ups for food from my first kitty. Best decision ever. They NEVER wake me up. It's glorious.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought 2 am feedings were for human babies.

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    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One touch for tuna, two touches for dreamies etc !!

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    #16

    Oh, Hai There

    Oh, Hai There

    Enter_Text_Here Report

    Wanderlust
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are these Japanese walls? Cause those are damn thin walls

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is how a cat is born out of a shell. Those ears though are ultra cute, pink heaven.

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, Cloister the Stupid?

    jevais
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also carton walls? In which country do they build homes or buildings with carton?

    Nomadus Aureus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the hell are houses made out of over there?

    Jan Maleček
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wood. That's why they keep flying away in every bigger storm.

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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty is so cute though--that little black smudge on the face!

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    #17

    Cats Always Know

    Cats Always Know

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of all the excuses as to why you peed your pants...

    Sarah Schmidt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do you give your cat a bath then? Cat's clean themself, never understood why ppl do that, poor cats

    Steve Richardson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possible reasons to bathe a cat: The cat is unable to clean itself properly due to medical reasons. The cat has come into contact with something that it would be harmful for them to ingest, such as paint, creosote, tar etc. The cat has become soaked in mud and rather than wait for it to clean itself, it's easier to wash it. The cat has a stomach problem and you don't want wet cat poo being smeared over your furniture for the next few hours. Those are a few examples.

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    Janet Allison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When cats get fleas or ringworm you have to bathe them. Not fun for anyone involved.

    Andra Hart
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he got his revenge because cats don't need baths from humans

    Marnee DeRider
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you rubbed the cat's nose in it, right?

    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are your shorts on the floor if you didn't wanna get them dirty??

    C V
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't want to get them WET! I did that with my dog all the time

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    Leah Rother
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but look at the little toe prints !

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    #18

    The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser

    The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser

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    Orsolya
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's upside down and the water is still there? How come? Btw.. small bowl, pink water... time to buy a decent aquarium for the poor thing.

    Cláudia Santos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was trying to save the fish from the torture of a round bowl...

    Caridina Japonica
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This bowl is like hell for that fish. Cat agrees.

    Janina Lebeda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sick. Please give the poor thing a decent fish tank. This is animal abuse.

    Sophster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    going by the size of that bowl the cat is not the biggest a*****e in that house

    Efia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why people still think a small bowl is good enough for a fish to live in. I'm nearly crying, because this fish has no space to swim, no plants or any places to hide.

    Sonja Nita
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you have a fish in that thing?

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    #19

    This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any

    This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love his expression in the second photo. Just want to skritch his face all over!!!

    peril-clay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost.....almost.... OH! You're here! I was....ah...I was.... *hides*

    Tiari
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, telling a cat is not of much use anyway, it's cat...

    Don Flynn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the same look from one of mine as he slowly moves his paw toward the food I told him no about.... I tell him "dude I know what you're doing".... he doesn't care though

    Isog Sargent
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you say "couldn't" did you mean "not able to" or "may not"?

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    #20

    This Shelf Is PROTECTED

    This Shelf Is PROTECTED

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't how long I watched till it all become groggy and had to scroll down.

    Sebastian Köster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are like me it was way toooo long. I need to find a hobby.

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How big is that pile on the floor now?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I told you to bring me a soda!"

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this video. The humans keep putting the bottle back up there--kitty knocks it down at least 9 times!

    Barbara Dixon
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know why, but I could watch this forever!

    S Wilson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat just like, HELL NAH DIS SHELF MINE BRUH

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    #21

    Don't Sit On The Keyboard? Ok

    Don't Sit On The Keyboard? Ok

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    Jayden Penzien
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DONT SIT ON THE SCREEN EITHER MURPHY!!!!!!!!!

    Panda Angel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are going to prove that they are smarter than humans by out smarting them. Is it safe that I have 2 cats?

    Petya Georgieva
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life lesson from my cats - ALWAYS close the lit! Applies to toilet bouls, any food containers and laptops.

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    #22

    She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There

    She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There

    oldgrimalkin Report

    Rappenwolf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next are cucumber sandwiches?

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's adorable and looks so content!

    Leta Rivas
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The level of satisfaction on her face is literally the best thing ever

    Martha InMesa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good photo to use for Christmas greeting cards.

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such an expression of purrrrre enjoyment

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    #23

    My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold

    My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold

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    LittleGrayMouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares about the room? As long as the cat is warm, all is good!

    Panda Angel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea so when the cat is warm you get to grab the cat and warm your self up.

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    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat says - If you're not supposed to sit on it why is it made of warm?

    Char Char
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love this comment - "made of warm" made me smile out loud!

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    #24

    Glad You Find Them So Comfy...

    Glad You Find Them So Comfy...

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    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ah, hoomans restocked the disposable bed tissues again! Fantastic!"

    Jodi Ellis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is a lot and so neatly folded to make a bed.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats always did this with the toilet paper. All over the house.

    Mark Taranto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why towels go under, not over.

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    #25

    Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House

    Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House

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    Karina Green
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks so cute and the paw is like perfect tho!

    Eamonn Anderson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you could probably sell that for a thousand dollars on etsy

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He put 1 paw down, then realized it wasn't solid. I wonder how he got the concrete off his paw, poor thing.

    Rappenwolf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    worth a smile. a hidden treasure.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they sold them like that, I'd buy them.

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    #26

    When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner

    When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner

    hazeleyedsummer Report

    Dawn Baik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks so pleased with himself! lmao!

    J. Pell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the triumphant smirk.

    Elaine Huh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh, this is probably one of the cutest cats I've ever seen! Look at it's precious smile! (๑♡3♡๑)

    Lulik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks quite pleased

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is great. What a smile.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a satisfied smile!

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    #27

    I Just Want A Selfie With My Cat

    I Just Want A Selfie With My Cat

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    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your cat is literally an a*****e.

    Just Amiable
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😳The cat looks like it's puckering😕

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    #28

    She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole

    She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a small board and double-tape it to the floor so things can't go under the stove. I've done that with things all over the house. Saves us both a lot of bother.

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that drawer comes out! I dropped some flat pans behind the stove waited until I could move the stove. This would be easier.

    Mika N
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at her waiting so expectantly.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a stick on door sweep on the bottom of the drawer so it can't slide under it.

    李米娜 (Mina)
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just put a thin piece of wood or cardboard under there so it cant get stuck?

    Carolina Vieira
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at her waiting patiently for her toy.....cute

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    #29

    Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy

    Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you were watching Tom and Jerry @ 3.46 AM, not bad.

    Ellis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they were watching Tom & Jerry at 3:46 IN bed

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    Heather Mack-Scott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL...that not as bad as finding the mouse under you covers at 3:46 am.

    Víctor Alfonso García Olmo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One morning, My cat catched a little bird. He was playing with it until I tried to freed it, in that moment he swallowed it and looked at me with real pleasure!

    Andra Hart
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, so at 3:46 am you made a new friend

    Madison Taylor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my worst nightmare! My cat brings in mice all the time, in the middle of the night, and sometimes they are dead and sometimes they are still very much alive but, luckily he has never jumped up on the bed with them. I pray he continues to stick to the floor.

    Adele Maestranzi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More than once have awakened to the gift of a dead mouse on my bed. Thanks, Daisy.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zelda Z brought in one the other night - apparently she's teaching the 2 4 month old kittens I have how to hunt...she also brings them fruit beetles..we've had to have another chat about that. not that she listens of course.

    Fran Stateler
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows that's the best time to play 'cat and mouse.'

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    #30

    The Murder Plot Thickens...

    The Murder Plot Thickens...

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    Wanderlust
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat is definitely has me on it's black list. Hopefully the next object that falls on my head isn't a bowling ball or clothes iron. Like it happened in Home Alone

    Shay Betout
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It always feels like somebody is watching me.

    Clayton Postier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit, it was supposed to hit the fan, and knock THAT onto his thick skull!

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just checking to see if my aim was straight !!

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    #31

    F*cking A**hole

    F*cking A**hole

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    Dropbearboy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see pineapple on the pizza, so you deserve it.

    Lord Beerus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat probably saw a cardboard box and immediately had to sit in it lol. My cat's once sat in a box full of mangoes, destroying them all.

    Skure
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza warming device called "Cat"

    Cory Hensley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I know where the cat lands on the pineapple on pizza debate

    pomme
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOO this is hurting my eyes!

    LA Juice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She saved you from pineapple pizza (which I find delicious, but cats dont know)

    Jade Lynn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never leave an open box unattended with cats

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    #32

    I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered

    I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered

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    godavari doke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat did dis everyday.. She used to knock the door

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she was polite to knock first.

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    Heather Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat Charlie does this. He actually opens doors and our door knobs are round. It's the weirdest thing because none of my other cats can do it.

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cat that could open round doorknobs too. Scared visitors sleeping in my guest room all the time.

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    athornedrose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cat figured out how to meow sounding vaguely like "hello" but in a scary horror movie voice and she would knock twice and meow like this every morning when she knew we should be up.

    S Wilson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was renovating my house i had to put my cat in my room for obvious reasons and one time i was doing the baseboards with a nail gun just minding my business and my cat jumps ON MY BACK SCARING THE S**T OUT OF ME and i was so shocked that i put a nail in the handrail above... luckily only that

    Carolyn Shults
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine just reaches under the door and grabs the rug...and whines.

    Wanda Sochacki-Suridge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine does this when I use the toilet. Cannot shut the door!

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    #33

    This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore

    This Is Why She Doesn't Do Yoga Anymore

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right in the eye. I mean in the right eye.

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the wrong eye to me. So does the other eye actually, I mean if you could see it. Cat's probably already plucked it out and digested it.

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    Just Amiable
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂I feel so damn horrible for laughing as hard as I am, if you only knew 😂I hope this looked worse than it was, poor woman.

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat must have thought her yoga poses were demonic and was trying to perform an exorcism.

    Gryffindor4ever
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is some kind of zombie apocalypse movie, but with cats........

    Sebastian Köster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

    Ntosh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brings back memories. I was young, maybe 6 or 7 playing with our family cat. Out of no where it just attacks me, bites me and scratches me, I tried getting away but it followed me and kept attacking. To this day I don't know what triggered that. I don't trust cats and I am a bit scared of them.

    Neha Jawale-Bhorge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children many times do things that catches pets off guard and forces them to react in such a way.. children n pets should be always supervised by adults when playing together..

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    #34

    I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body

    I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body

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    PyroarRanger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cat, you will experience extreme mood swings, like hitting your hooman while they is giving you belly rub."

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orange cat: "See Mom, I told you." B/W cat: "You promised not to tell"

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's going to try and blame the other cat.

    Marion Friedl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But I recommend tampons to you, with them you can also go swimming, with pads you can´t do that", I always used tampons, but due to Lupus I went through the climacterium much earlier than other women do yet, and now at the age of 51 I´m long through it yet, had had some really heavy and long "guest bloodings" 5+ years ago for a few months, but nothing since then, thank God, I do not need that "plugging time" anymore every month, I never had any kids anyway, at least no human kids, I only have cats.

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    #35

    Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats

    Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats

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    Vasanth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I first saw only the cat on the head until i scrolled down to see the devil

    Clara The Idiot
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't see the bottom one until I scrolled down and I just about pissed myself laughing

    Magdalina777
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, this one doesn't feature a butt at least so there's definite progress!XD

    Susan Mercurio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the front cat that really makes a statement

    PinkPotatoUnicorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “LOOK AT MY BUUT HOOMAN SLAVE!! I SAID LOOK AT IT!!!” “I is now a hat!”

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    #36

    This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk

    This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can't a guy wash his balls in the middle of your food without having every a*****e who comes along taking pictures?"

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a moment it looked like that cat is showing a middle finger!

    Heather Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me and it scared the s**t out of me. I was opening a cabinet in the kitchen and my Calico cat popped out of the cabinet. I about had a heart attack.

    Ntosh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this cat having a party while you were sleeping, and now he is waking up with a hangover? I am looking at the green bottle (is it beer?) and the box of cereal on the counter.

    Harry Plopper
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat looks highly offended. "Excuse me? Can i get some privacy in here??

    deoglood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows the third shelf is for cleaning butt.

    Janet Allison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your cat is super high. Pun intended.

    Manu Sathish
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he get hold of a playcat Magazine

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing to look at here, carry on !!

    Char Char
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the beer and goldfish though! this really tells a story.

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    #37

    This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan

    This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan

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    Ethel Othello
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't blame the cat, I don't like the noise either.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That probably emits low frequencies sounds that disturb him a lot. Try blowing on your hand without you to hear any noise, he will come to the source of the soudn not knowing exactly what to do to make it stop. In this case, he quickly understood how.

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a whole story to this, I couldn't recollect where I read it, may be on Bored panda itself. There are more cats in this house and there is more to the story.

    Bec Snyder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do nawt liek teh roundy-roundy thing."

    Eva Tervala
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cute that bunny with him 😻🐰🐇

    Magdalina777
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Khajiit likes warmth. He doesn't like noise.

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    #38

    Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care

    Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care

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    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, just a mutt with some Russian blue in him. Too cute, though. And cheeky

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    Val
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Get me a grown up bed, I'm too old for those fluffy clouds!"

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the look on its face, he means it !!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Where did THAT come from? I thought this was MY bed!"

    sJm
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks identical to my mothers sons cat.

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    #39

    You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?

    You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?

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    Ali Cat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently cats do this to just get your attention, or because you haven't praised their good behavior enough! (this is why all of the knick-knacks on my mantle are Command-stripped to it!)

    Mika N
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure my cat does it just because she likes to see things fall. But I wouldn't be surprised if many cats learn to do it for attention once they see it works!

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you wanted to upgrade your phone, anyway.

    Ana
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cats are smart! they know this phone is harmful and wastes your time!

    Matias Arceo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no the cat was just jealous that had the new phone

    Suchitra Sharma
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she didn't throw it on someone's face :)

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    #40

    Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect

    Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect

    OutOfAbyss Report

    mulk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks your cat: he probably save your family's relationship from this game of hell!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't believe in Capitalism.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family's golden retriever also does this every time someone sets up a board game, which I think is MUCH worse due to sheer size.

    David Cahyo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always wanna be the center of attention😂😂

    Fran Stateler
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat says " I'm worth all that money"

    S Wilson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the middle of a heated game... cat comes and plops down like, pay attention to me not this fake money you have to make you feel better about your money problems

    Tracy Lynn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't invite him to play.

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat thinks,,,You will not ignore me !!!

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our dog has a visceral reaction the the sound of side being thrown. He attacks our feet under the table, makes for very interesting game play. 😂

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    #41

    Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee

    Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee

    ColorlessMurakami Report

    Liz Karsa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the cat is named Walter.

    Lisa Catacosinos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is named Raymond. I got him as a traumatized kitten. I could've changed his name but he already responded to it.

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    Peak25500
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop peeing in the tub then :-D

    Jodi Ellis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look at those innocent eyes. He could do no harm......NOT

    Lorena Magee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's giving the puss in boots eyes

    Randomcthulu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The eyes are in attack mode lol

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better start leaving the shower curtain open, or the bathroom door closed. Walter is adorable.

    Beatrice Alighieri
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to boop that little pink nose, but would probably lose my finger.

    Avinash Hemmady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine what he's aiming for! 😂

    Carolyn Shults
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those eyes, so fixated. I would definitely cover my tender bits.

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    #42

    Every Morning When I Brush My Teeth

    Every Morning When I Brush My Teeth

    inkspecialist Report

    Ethel Othello
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! Stupid humans can't do a damn thing right!

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Make sure to get all the ones in the back!"

    LA Juice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feline gingivitis is NO laughing matter, mommmmm

    Shay Betout
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be a lot easier if you flossed more.

    Tracy Lynn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When was the last time you brushed mine, human?"

    Paige s
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    need some help hooman? ill help you

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    #43

    Your Pillow And Your Boyfriend Are Mine

    Your Pillow And Your Boyfriend Are Mine

    The_Morning_Dove Report

    bookfan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cat looks like it is wearing lipstick

    Ehren Thomsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl: "Can I at least have the stuffed eleph..." Cat (interrupting): "NO".

    Nadine Ducca
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks happy to belong to the cat, lol.

    rihana r
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He likes women with curves,back off Karen.

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    #44

    New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog

    New Cat Doesn't Play Well With The Dog

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    ~Ravenclaw~ OwO
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn dog stole my cat toy. Here's my new litter box.

    Bec Snyder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    new litter's a bit chunky...but when you're new in teh house, you accept what they give you...

    Elaine Huh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the kitty has it's ears back. Makes it look like it knows it's doing something naughty but just doesn't give a damn. ゜+.(。´>艸<)*.☆

    Bernice Wittwer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean that’s not a litter box? It’s the right shape and has kitty litter in it. Speaking of which, I need to talk to you about that new litter you’re using....

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a problem. Kitty needs a designated area that he can consider his territory, preferably a place where he can climb up and out of the dog's way.

    S Wilson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dogs not gonna notice... thats the thing

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    #45

    Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture

    Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture

    littlehoundbigsound Report

    Lord Beerus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my cats eat whatever he finds ... one time he threw up a few wall stickers (we were wondering where they went as we couldn't find them on the ground), a few rubber and hair bands and a paperclip

    Heather Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cat that does this also. He will eat ANYTHING!!! He tried to eat a glow stick the other day and of course before I caught him, he had busted it open and was foaming at the mouth while gagging and growling. Thankfully he was okay!

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    Gayle Bynum Cardosa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, your cat stashed 100 of HER hairbands under a single piece of furniture.

    Ms. Readsalot
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, I always lose my hairbands the minute I get them... luckily, my cats don't do this.... right?

    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I NEVER found 11 small rubber balls I bought for my indoor cat (outside is dangerous road, don't judge me), I searched everywhere. What she did with all of them, have no idea!

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like J Pell said, check closets; also your pantry, cupboards, boxes left open... Also check under/behind your appliances. I don't know how they manage to get back there, but they do. Someday, you'll find where she stashed them! And never apologize for wanting to keep your cat safe, you're a good pet parent! :3

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    Erin Carrigan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure you cat is not part ferret?

    Elaine Cobb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s best to put hair bands & elastics in a container in a drawer or cabinet. If your Cat eats enough she could get a life threatening blockage requiring surgery costing you lots of $$. Really.

    Blaze Dolan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cat does the same thing. then she taught our new puppy to do it. then the puppy taught our new kitten

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    #46

    When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails

    When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails

    barkingdogsalvageanddesign Report

    Sebastian Köster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why should he? It's not his fault you bought something munchy

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caught red handed. Or, rather, green pawed

    Bernice Wittwer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downward Dog has nothing on Chewing Cat.

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried using a foan type mat in front of my sink. It lasted less than a week.

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    #47

    The Computer Is Too Small!

    The Computer Is Too Small!

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    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one pretty kitty! So fluffy!

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owner must enjoy using vacuum 5 times a day so there aren't too much very noticeable hair^^

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    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA! I didn't even see the laptop! I was trying to figure out the white stripe on the pillow!

    KismetTheFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NORWEGIAN MOUNTAIN CAT!?! THEYRE SOOO DANG FLUFFY

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, that is one fluffy kitty!

    lexi sanburg
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG FLUFFY SHOULD IZ BE MINE AND SHOULD BE IZ MINE NOW

    Elaine Huh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So majestic! ლ(=ↀωↀ=)ლ

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a lion: King of the Jungle

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    #48

    This Cat Can't Handle His Fish

    This Cat Can't Handle His Fish

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    Wanderlust
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must've burst through the hole (background) to fetch his meal but his human keeps snatching his fish away

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If one hand doesn't work, try the other one.

    Bernice Wittwer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those rice paper room dividers aren’t cheap.

    Dara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in love with thi one.

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    #49

    Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?

    Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?

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    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog does this every year to the daffodils in my yard.

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    #50

    Your Homework? Never Heard About It

    Your Homework? Never Heard About It

    Adan714 Report

    Kaia Kristjansson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat did the exact same thing. I had to turn it into my teacher and she was like,"what on earth happened" and I said," my cat...ate it?"

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she believed you. You had the evidence.

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    Kiss Army
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    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That little piece sticking out of his/her mouth... lol...

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face is just too stinking cute.

    Ana
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe you wrote something your cat didn't like

    Savant
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the cat helping you then?

    Elaine Huh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. I wonder if that's a snaggletooth or a piece of paper hanging from it's little mouth? ( *¯ ³¯*)♡

    Colleen Veldman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats do the same thing 😁😁😁

    Yve Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well my never ate my homework, but instead my whole arts... Each time I took a break from drawing...

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    #51

    I Just Had Surgery And Need To Do My Physical Therapy

    I Just Had Surgery And Need To Do My Physical Therapy

    Teslatic Report

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop moving your leg god dammit and give me that sock, Mom has put all my previous heists on display today want to add one more to that collection.

    Lisa Catacosinos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when they do that! Mine give me precious little pretend monster bites.

    rihana r
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is doing a CAT scan on your injured leg.

    Ehren Thomsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You spelled "physicat therapy" wrong.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just trying to help Daddy.

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    #52

    This A*sshole -"She Has Two Hands, And Is Not Petting Me"

    This A*sshole -"She Has Two Hands, And Is Not Petting Me"

    Jiryn Report

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that - The puzzle, not the cat. I am already enslaved by 2 of them, don't need 3rd master.

    pomme
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The struggle, the frustration, the pain. I can feel it trough the computer.

    Tracy Lynn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat does this all the time.

    Psyche
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just try to raise him up without him destroying the whole puzzle!

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a whole new world!

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to keep moving my mouse and pad or the cat will get it.

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I've got the last piece of the jigsaw in my mouth !!

    Bec Snyder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is an adult doing a Disney Aladdin puzzle? Cat knows best.

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    #53

    Ruining My Damn Screen Door!

    Ruining My Damn Screen Door!

    teemarsh Report

    Janet Allison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um Jeff?... I’m...I’m stuck...

    Devyn Nagy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they're just suspended there. 😁

    Pat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brown kitteh is doing a jig.

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One suggestion for you, build an outdoor cat run, good if it can be done on a porch . Some people have their balcony fenced in, I did ! my two cats are out there all summer !

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought that's what screen doors were for !!

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    #54

    This Happens Every Time I Try To Do Cardio

    This Happens Every Time I Try To Do Cardio

    Greenhairdontcare182 Report

    Becklass
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your cat matches your floor :-)

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so he can merge quietly into the background !!

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    Val
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just follow my lead: right - left - right - up. Now you.

    Mia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it’s called catido

    Tori Tea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just be laaaaaaazy, like me!"

    #55

    My Cat Is A Jerk...

    My Cat Is A Jerk...

    grymer Report

    thewildwoollychild
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats do this when their litterbox is too dirty. Clean it up!

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? You can have a perfectly clean litter box and the cat can still have bad aim. How ridiculous to assume it's dirty.

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    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's been past due on changing the litterboxes

    Gryffindor4ever
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone put the lid on my cats litter box so she decides to do 2 of the biggest stinkiest diarrhoeas in cat history right on the freaking (freshly cleaned) carpet

    Ava Ford
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forgot to clean my cats' litter box and they fricking pooped in the open litter that I was going to use to refill it

    Dana Kessler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the litter, we were using the same kind and the cat would go just outside the box, once we changed types he started using the box like normal. Same with my friends after I suggested they change litter. It can make their feet hurt.

    Sodom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its so important to keep 2 away from each other. If you dont take a s**t with someone else than why your cat ??

    Valerie Fawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're just placed pretty close together for the aim, the boxes look clean to me

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could also be that your cat doesn't like that kind of litter, it looks like the crystal type, it could be uncomfortable on the paws !!!

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    #56

    My Cat Has Started Flushing The Toilet... While I Am Mid Business

    My Cat Has Started Flushing The Toilet... While I Am Mid Business

    xelphosV Report

    Martti Laurson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just about to write the same. Reminded me of a Tom Arnold in a Austin Powers movie.

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    Carole Reid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to tell you something, Smelly?

    Elaine Huh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How nice of your kitty friend! v(*’-^*)-☆

    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cat does that too, but luckily not while I'm using it.

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    #57

    High After The Vet, Caught Stealing French Fries

    High After The Vet, Caught Stealing French Fries

    imgur.com Report

    lexi sanburg
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that look on his face in the last one tho

    Giorgio Prodoti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you're high you need unhealty food

    Kymm
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Busted! That face hahaha

    Imogen Hannah
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat looks like he is coughs doing a crime in last photo

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I thought they were for me. I'M the one who had to see the doctor."

    #58

    Mojo Does Not Care About Your Mail. Mojo Is A Grown Man And Does What He Wants To Do

    Mojo Does Not Care About Your Mail. Mojo Is A Grown Man And Does What He Wants To Do

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    Val
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me not like it here, return to sender!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Look what came in the mail today, Daddy. Can we keep it?"

    spriggan Oberon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a smaller version of my cat

    Creep Reap
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's your opportunity! Ship 'em away!

    #59

    Came Home From Work And Crashed The Kitten Party

    Came Home From Work And Crashed The Kitten Party

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    Heather Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kittens are f*****g awesome. I fostered 5 newborn kittens up until they were three months old and they never did that much damage but I always took them outside on a blanket every single day for play and exercise

    Full Name
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fostered 5 too and it was the best few weeks ever! There's no way to not smile after a bad when you walk into a room full of kittens who climb all over you.

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    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, and they were having such a good time!!

    Sandra Mason
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doesn't anybody clean their litter boxes???

    Elizabeth Clothier
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now, isn't this a lovely room of chaos

    Katie Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am all too familier with the kittens in the bathroom. It was a lot of fun having to mop every other day.

    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are adorable!

    sharron lynn parsons
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job Heather. The kittens should have a box of toys, and too many hours locked up !!!!!!!

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    #60

    My Wife Tried To Walk The Cat

    My Wife Tried To Walk The Cat

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The beer in her hand explains a lot. I'm guessing that wasn't the first bottle. :)

    Siya Kalra
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when someone tries to get me out of bed on a weekend

    Elena Fedorova
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she just carries cat's drink, because cat is clearly wasted

    Lisa Catacosinos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. My cat always did that but sometimes she was fine. People used to be enchanted with her when I took her out while I was on vacation.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but who does s**t like putting a leash on a cat??

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will not be seen by Tiddles across the road whilst on a lead !!!

    Bengü Taşkesen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The leash touches places on its back that make the cat go limp as reflex.

    Drew Sauveur
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    day drinking whilst trying to walk your cat.... Your Wife is awesome

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First kitten would not go out into the garden without being attached to a human for almost a year.

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    #61

    My Boy Always Tries To Jump In The Fridge When I Open It. This Is The First Time He Made It In

    My Boy Always Tries To Jump In The Fridge When I Open It. This Is The First Time He Made It In

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    Tori Tea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "i've reached life happiness"

    Miriam Brose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You NEVER told me that it is cold in here...

    Sebastian Köster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just did it f****r. What are you doing now?"

    Morph
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine got stuck in the fridge overnight when she jumped in when my roommate opened the door and didn't notice, so he closed it and we didn't open it again till morning. She was fine, but cold and never stopped jumping in, so it couldn't have been that bad.

    lexi sanburg
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on his face says it all.. HUMAN........... PUT PANTS ON

    Larkin Elliott (student)
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sound I imagine him making is yeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiii

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    #62

    Climb The Human!

    Climb The Human!

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    Linda Matheny
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to pick up Momma cat and drop her like a piece of trash..... maybe you shouldn't own any cats.

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Come on, do you have a cat? Did you even tried to teach it some rules? Like my food/your food, p**s here/not there, scratch toys/not couch, etc? Sometimes you have to stop being nice to them! And dropping cat from this level? She wouldn't even notice it.

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    TheKnightOwl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't pick your cats up by the scruff. There is the misconception that this is normal, and doesn't hurt your feline friend. In reality is can be quite painful. A vet will often use the scruff to hold them in place while doing a procedure, but the vet knows what they're doing; and you'll notice they never suspend the cat by the scruff, leaving the body weight pulling at the neck. If your vet does lift them by the scruff, they need to do a refresher course in handling.

    Magdalina777
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this actually depends on the (breed of the) cat. My old was a random no-breed and once she got big enough it was obvious you couldn't pick her by the scruff anymore, but my current one is a thai bobtail and he has like HEAPS of loose skin there. It's like...was so surprising to me at first, you can't tell by the looks but if you touch it you instantly feel the difference. And him you can absolutely pick up by the scruff, he actually appears to like it and definitely isn't hurt by this. I think the explanation I've heard is this specific type of cats had been used to hunt snakes or something so they have so much loose skin to prevent poison from getting into their blood or something...or maybe that's just a neat story. Either way, just wanted to say it's not *always* a bad thing, though Idk about this specific cat, looks like a standard no-breed to me in which case it probably didn't appreciate the scruff part.

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    Julie James
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the way you pick your cat and the way you throw it to the floor. You should never do that.

    Helen Marcolla
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, but it's a normal way to pick up a cat, they actually like it, because mothers pick up kitties Luke this.... But people will always say it's abuse....

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    Anastasia Irwin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, why so rough with the big one!? ☹️ 😢 Contrary to popular opinion, it is PAINFUL to handle a full grown cat in that fashion.

    Just Amiable
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, dropping big one like that kinda mean, but the little ones make the loop cute, except for the big gray jerk in the sweater.

    Alusair Alustriel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at the very end of the gif it looks like the person is a woman - look at the long blond hair. I ain't stereotypical, but the probability of it being a woman is quite big.

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    rakuninaru
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should better sterilize your cats

    Regina Villano
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow what is this girls problem! don't ever pick up an adult cat by their neck skin it will hurt them ! you can only do that with kittens and honestly it's pretty mean!

    KismetTheFox
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    7 years ago

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    No it won’t. Everyone stop being dumb if you know nothing about cats,

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    Kristin Gramling
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't breed kittens if you're going to be a d**k to the mom. Geez.

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    #63

    Cat Starves Owner To Death

    Cat Starves Owner To Death

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    Just a man
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if to say, "Eat healthy!"

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty is helping you with your diet.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No! You told me not to let you have any, no matter what"

    KimLeaH
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No human, you eat enough already.

    Ellie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I would need this kind of cat xD

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are all mine, you go get your own !!

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    #64

    Today My Cats Were Especially *ssholes

    Today My Cats Were Especially *ssholes

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    Just Amiable
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, that's cool! They're buying a new toothbrush soon 👍

    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine uses doormat to cover littler, she pulls him over the tray. Sometimes, she uses socks and bags also. I mean, cats!

    Lee Jacobson
    Community Member
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are letting you know that you need to replace the litter.

    Sandra Mason
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they need clean litter and a bigger box

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they expect me to poop in there with a toothbrush !!

    Corals Beta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damnit, the green one didn't make it in.

    Cece Venticinc
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad my mom's cats don't do this.

    J. Pell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat, Albert, goes shopping and pulls my dirty tights or panties through the empty pane on the French door leading to the laundry room and leaves his trophies strewn around.

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    #65

    Got Attacked By Something, Turned Around And Saw This

    Got Attacked By Something, Turned Around And Saw This

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    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know they say "adopt, don't shop" but I would have paid $27.99 for him/her!!

    #66

    I Had To Throw Them Away (The Blinds, Not The A**hole)

    I Had To Throw Them Away (The Blinds, Not The A**hole)

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't keep blinds with a cat in the house.

    MammaG
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our cat doesn't mess with ours. Guess we're fortunate.

    KimLeaH
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I’d love to love this post but, I can’t up vote it. This is dangerous for the cat 🙁 those type of blinds are dangerous.

    Jane Church
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome kitty. I hate mini blinds too.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here! Levolor loves us!

    Barbara Cooke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to buy the fake wood ones. Even Jabba can't break them. Used heavy duty toggle bolts to mount them so they're not going anywhere.

    Lyn Anslow
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I bought vertical blinds.

    metalheavy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STORY. OF. MY. LIFE. And with curtains they scratch them up and cover them in cat hair.

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    #67

    I Just Finished Applying The First Layer On My Table And Then...

    I Just Finished Applying The First Layer On My Table And Then...

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That paint coat looks too bleak, let me add a pattern to it. Now its more 'beany'!

    Miztre
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum painted our deck once and then comes along Rocky and runs and skids through it! Not sure what annoyed mum more, having to repaint the deck or washing green paint out of out white cat!!

    Beatrice Alighieri
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd definitely keep the table like this, it'd be so unique =^.^=

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it was only the first coat.

    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now it has character!!! I don't see what the problem is??

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    #68

    Toby's New Year's Resolution Is To Still Don't Care At All

    Toby's New Year's Resolution Is To Still Don't Care At All

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    Tori Tea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy has the right idea of New Year's Resolutions!

    David Cahyo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I saw the upper part of the picture: "seconds from disaster". After scrolled down "oh well 😅"

    KimLeaH
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha 🤣 that’ll teach ya, cats don’t care at all and I love them ☺️

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toby's **WINNING**!

    Tracy Moorhead
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re going to lose that plant, just like the other one!!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One down, one more to go.

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish to be as satisfied as Toby.

    #69

    I'm Just Gonna Play With My New Toy In The House...

    I'm Just Gonna Play With My New Toy In The House...

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow I am not at all comfortable with this pic.

    Totally a Dragon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a harmless garter snake. Many people keep them as pets because they can't constrict a human and they are not venomous. About as dangerous as a hamster.

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    Mick Fowler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day my big male cat came into the room where I was sitting and vocalized while taking a few steps toward the door to the attached garage and repeated the process prompting me to ask "Did Timmy fall down the well?" He continued in this in this way, so I walked into the garage to find an approximately 1.5 meter non-venomous gopher snake. It hissed and made striking motions while shaking it's tail. The snake earned a one way trip to my veggie garden where it could thrive and do some good. Guinness the Cat earned copious praise and some cut-up shrimp - his favorite treat.

    Heather Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saved a snake the other day from my cats! It was a cute little ring necked snake!

    Lizard Queen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ringnecks are adorably tiny as adults. I used to have a colony.

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    Mia J
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wiggle wiggles wiggle. Make my skin crawl.

    Bev Winkler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had a cat that done that..training her babies

    deoglood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either the snake or the baby, human. You choose.

    Tina Holden-Shea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kitty does this too. You know what? Headless snakes will still wiggle on you when you sleep at night until you wake up.

    Pat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One spring, years ago, before we put the screen door on, it was warm enough to prop the door open. I walked out the door. My cat came in. I came in. The cat went out. Problem was he left his catch in the middle of the floor all curled up. Not sure what kind of snake it was, rat or corn, but it was bigger than a garter. I went back out the back door, went in the front and with a broom, gently persuaded it to go back out. Scolded the cat when he came back. Didn’t mind when he caught a mouse, but the snakes, ugh.

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    #70

    Pavlov Woke Me Up Early To Show Off His Kill

    Pavlov Woke Me Up Early To Show Off His Kill

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    Mika N
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol poor Pavlov, he's trying his best to feed the family and no one appreciates it!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was going to surprise you by baking a cake

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    Jane Church
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pavlov's sweet tooth was acting up. Problem solved.

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    #71

    Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Jesus Christ?

    Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Jesus Christ?

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    T W
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are your walls made from paper??

    Katie Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know how these cats are getting in the walls!

    jevais
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No again carton walls. This unbelievable.

    Joyce Stewart
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where in the world do they have walls this thin?

    Hanneke Legerstee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what are these people's walls made out of??

    Darren Shalla
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same thing. This one looks like paper or vinyl.

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    #72

    This Cat Decided To Maul My Leg Whilst Ordering Pizza In Paris, Owner Says That's How You Know He Likes You

    This Cat Decided To Maul My Leg Whilst Ordering Pizza In Paris, Owner Says That's How You Know He Likes You

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    Ntosh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, he draws blood of those he likes.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's nibbling you while you're nibbling your pizza.

    May Be
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He likes you as an appetizer.

    Jane Church
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hoped you ordered anchovies on that pizza- or your legs gets it!!!!

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess he spits you out if he doesn't like you !!

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    #73

    The Kitten Doesn't Like Blondes

    The Kitten Doesn't Like Blondes

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an interesting inverted pyramid sort of looking table with three legs only... May be I would replicate this as my next DIY, I guess it need to stuck to the wall. Ohh noo.. its an optical illusion .. is it? Is it a regular table. Man, the longer I look, more I am getting confused..!!!

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's called a drop leaf table - the bit hanging down at the back can be raised and supported by a forth leg that also folds out, making the triangle surface into a square. I've never seen one that shape before though.

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    Leta Rivas
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE BLONDE LOOKS LIKE REGINA GEORGE

    #74

    If You Look Carefully You Can See The Paw Print Right In The Middle Of The Steak, And The Savage Omnoms On The Upper Left. Think I Would've Learned By Now Not To Leave Food Unattended

    If You Look Carefully You Can See The Paw Print Right In The Middle Of The Steak, And The Savage Omnoms On The Upper Left. Think I Would've Learned By Now Not To Leave Food Unattended

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    Peggy Penguin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Savage omnoms!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 💀💀

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three cats, three steaks - what's the problem?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, 3 pieces of meat, and 3 cats. Where's your portion?

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cat prefers her steak medium rare. anything rawer than that, and she disdainfully leaves it on the floor.

    Jane Church
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stomped on it to make sure it was dead before I started eating.

    Katerina Sunshine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that the paw print stayed like that means the meat isn’t that fresh anymore..

    John Hopkins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope it still got eaten even if it's nasty rump.

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    #75

    Sagwa Does This Whenever One Of Us Bends Over. Bonus: The Girl In The Picture Was Lint Rolling Her Sweater To Get Rid Of Sagwa's Hair All Over It

    Sagwa Does This Whenever One Of Us Bends Over. Bonus: The Girl In The Picture Was Lint Rolling Her Sweater To Get Rid Of Sagwa's Hair All Over It

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    Heather Kong
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's sort of perpetual motion huh

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lint roller VS cats: lint roller always loses.

    Jane Zimmerman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a cat that did this when I was bent over the bath tub washing my hair! So I couldn't straighten up for TWO reasons - her claws would dig in to hold on and my WET, SOAPY hair would drip down my face, body, etc while I'm screaming in pain from her claws and grabbing at her with my shampoo-y hands! Sure do miss her!

    Dian R Fadhilla
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its name is sagwa? it means apple in korean :)

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We always have one of those sticky lint rollers handy... With 5 cats here.

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she's flogging a dead horse !!

    Sebastian Köster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sure knows how to mark is belongings.

    #76

    I Hate My Cats

    I Hate My Cats

    capriciouscass Report

    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm impressed that your cats have figured out how to throw things at the TV / computer screen!!!!

    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I KNOW they probably just knocked it down I thought that may have been a funny joke but in retrospect I will just pack up my things and exit slowly thru the back door....I'm sorry for taking up your time

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    Dawn Baik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they don't look too thrilled with you either...lol

    Diana Geo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What hooman, what? You're worshiping this box instead of us"

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's what you get for watching funny cat videos of other cats."

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even kitties get gamer-rage in occasion.

    Bea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could anyone hate cats? It's beyond my belief! The answer is don't own them.. you don't deserve them

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you don't, now you can get that big wide screen TV you wanted !!

    S Wilson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the forst poc and was like of f*ck and then scrolled down and saw the second pic and was like, what?! Those angels could never do such a house wrecking thing!

    Imogen Hannah
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate my cats sometimes to but there to cute to hate for long

    Jane Church
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the cats are innocent this time......

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    #77

    Think You Can Play Chess Around Her? Think Again. She Always Wins

    Think You Can Play Chess Around Her? Think Again. She Always Wins

    HanSoloCanYouGo Report

    Drew Chandler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that exact same chessboard.

    Neha Jawale-Bhorge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat would always disrupt our family carrom game

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winning by cuteness, of course!

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    #78

    Every Assignment Was Spent Like This

    Every Assignment Was Spent Like This

    Greenhairdontcare182 Report

    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tuxedo cat steals pens, too! Especially when I’m trying to use them!

    Ogena Kerelles
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a question for u, r u by any chance related to someone named Nikki Reid?

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    Jane Church
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hilarious. Silly kitty.

    Satirical Duchess
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat entirely! Tabby though, not tuxedo.

    Hayasahibaa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at her singing! I bet she's singing smelly Man, smelly Man, what are they feeding you!

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shall not write while I'm waiting to be petted !!

    The Archer Frog
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does your cat's name happen to be Yuri?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just trying to help you with your HW.

    #79

    He Does This Way Too Much

    He Does This Way Too Much

    Alex__P Report

    Skure
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is just helping with activation code

    pikachu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just needs to stand on the right button and... there! the laptop's off!

    Hayasahibaa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is what you call cat walk;)

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he's only learning, wait till he gets bigger !!

    Barbara Baldwin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a key on my laptop keyboard that evidently makes it a talking laptop. First time I typed I jumped back in fright. Scared the s**t out of me. I have no idea which key it was, but kitten knew, thank goodness..

    Luna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants to talk to his online girlfriend too....same rights and such

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    #80

    I'll Just Shred This Box In The Most Noisy And Annoying Way Possible, And Then Spit The Pieces All Over The House!

    I'll Just Shred This Box In The Most Noisy And Annoying Way Possible, And Then Spit The Pieces All Over The House!

    CatOnMyHead Report

    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the markings on this kitty's face! So pretty!

    Alejandra Lima
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schrodinger's cat is alive, and very pissed off!!!

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. I wonder if chewing on paper is something that a lot of tortoiseshell kitties do? Because the tortie we had loved to chew paper and cardboard.

    Jane Church
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are paper shredders also. No top secret documents here to be read or taped back together.......

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cute you can't be mad!

    InnocentLookingPervert
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must be one tasty cat. Unfiltered ,Unpasteurized, and 5%

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    #81

    Explains Why I Can't Keep My Plant Alive!

    Explains Why I Can't Keep My Plant Alive!

    Report

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your cats growing well, though! Just remember to water everyday and you'll soon have a flourishing cat tree :)

    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the problem here it looks like the cat you planted is thriving in this environment??

    Lorena Magee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rulers won't sprout or even root if you put them in soil, just sayin'

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's the problem. It appears that you're growing catnip!

    Psyche
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now you can easily measure your cats temperature

    #82

    Said No One Ever...

    Said No One Ever...

    amandafritz_ Report

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, internet is completely opposite In portraying how cats really are. They are very lovely animals and as loyal as dogs. But I guess its more fun to display other side of their nature.

    Mika N
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that's the side that makes for funny pics haha. Mine is both too, she's loud, opinionated, and feisty and tries to jump me through the railing every time I walk upstairs, but also greets me after work and sleeps curled up next to me every night.

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    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my cats is a hell spawn who hates everyone and everything and makes me feel like I will never accomplish anything in my life just by looking at me, but my other one is the most loving perfect little princess on earth who enjoys cuddles and purring and likes to snuggle up next to you when you're getting ready for bed

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of my life I have had cats and dogs. I love both and they are different as night and day. Depending on your life style, that would be the deciding factor in choosing your pet. Then visit an animal shelter. !

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    #83

    No Matter How Many Toys We Buy Him He Still Steals Our Children's

    No Matter How Many Toys We Buy Him He Still Steals Our Children's

    gillianussherart Report

    Wanderlust
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat is very envious of his humans, always wondering why the spawns gets the new toys. Why can't he have it for himself instead

    Miomirko Buhtlić
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've first read "No Matter How Many Toys We Buy Him He Still Steals Our Children"

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine, mine, give it to me, all in da house is mine!

    My O My
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, nothing is better then a toy car!

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What for you play with toys tiny hooman? Play with ME instead!"

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats would rather play with the dog's toys than their own.

    #84

    Gee Wonder Who Got To The Paper Towel..??

    Gee Wonder Who Got To The Paper Towel..??

    PurpleOttersz Report

    #85

    She Doesn’t Let Us Hang Our Towels

    She Doesn’t Let Us Hang Our Towels

    gabby152 Report

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such style. And the tail tucked in too.

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great swing hoomins made for me!

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She prefers them in a heap on the floor !!

    Savant
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spider cat, spider cat...

    #86

    OMG, This Laptop Tastes Delicious

    OMG, This Laptop Tastes Delicious

    callmerux Report

    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    an apple a day keeps the doctor away

    Psyche
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat needs more heavy metals in his diet!

    Full Name
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat wrecked the corner of my laptop too! Had to get it replaced.

    #87

    Oh, Were You Trying To Do Something?

    Oh, Were You Trying To Do Something?

    reddit.com Report

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you look at tablet when cans look at ME?

    Pat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learning early to always be in the way.

    #88

    He's Slowly Pushing It All Off The Table, While Pretending To Sleep

    He's Slowly Pushing It All Off The Table, While Pretending To Sleep

    Benisar Report

    #89

    Spidercat, Spidercat, Does Whatever Realy Hurts...

    Spidercat, Spidercat, Does Whatever Realy Hurts...

    Report

    Remliel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, good Sir, is a fox!

    #90

    No Touch Da Mousey!

    No Touch Da Mousey!

    RespectMyAuthoriteh Report

    Brittney Stanford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his little mean mug at the end lol "I dare you to try again fool"

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You did tell him that it's a mouse.

    Tori Tea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey cats like mice it's normal

    #91

    This A**hole Needed More Room To Look Out

    This A**hole Needed More Room To Look Out

    jennthemermaid Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's gotta see what's over the hedge.

    Heather Bateman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause the blinds are already halfway up both windows!! Cats really are a$$holes! xD

    Tracy Moorhead
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There must have been a bug to swat at!!

    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was honestly thinking about getting another cat. They are like ex's, only remember the good times. Not the arsholio times. No cat for me.

    #92

    So You Wake Up To This In The Morning. I Hate My Cat

    So You Wake Up To This In The Morning. I Hate My Cat

    a1_superman Report

    Greg Hoggarth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tape it back together and take it to a bank. No problem.

    nanashi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American money is not tear-proof? my country's paper money will never tear unless you cut them with something sharp

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Ben Franklin looks peeved... and he was a cat owner!

    Sunny San Diego
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep your money in your wallet - problem solved

    HeatherJ
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1st. Why is your money out like that?? 2nd-just tape it back together

    Bea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you hate a cat? He or she is doing you a favour... don't you know that money is the route of all evil?

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are not spending enough on catnip!

    Jane Church
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He made change for you........

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    #93

    We Made Ourselves A Cat Door

    We Made Ourselves A Cat Door

    Enter_Text_Here Report

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop covering up the cat jungle gym!

    Janet Allison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder at what point they stop replacing the broken bits?

    Katie Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone please tell me they see that little stuffed cat thing by the paws on the cat on the right??

    Jane Church
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Furry terrorists......just love them!!!

    #94

    Little Monster

    Little Monster

    holly_molly_ragdoll_crazycats Report

    Madison Taylor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a beautiful kitty! I want her NOW!

    deoglood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have been seduced by the dark side.

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    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those eyes... I'm in love...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But looks like an angel. Those blue eyes!

    Joyce Stewart
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love her! has Meezer blood and female, she will teach you many things! LOL

    Jane Church
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty food isn't coming fast enough- the service is too slow around here. I'll just chrw on this while I wait!!

    Hayasahibaa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue eyes hyptonize baby kardi hai mennu! P.s. Shoutout to all the Indians and Honey Singh fans

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue-eyed monster, it looks like.

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    #95

    My Cat Is An Adorable Asshole

    My Cat Is An Adorable Asshole

    imgur.com Report

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could anybody stay mad at that little guy?

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When "Evil Kitten", her real and true name, showed up at our home she was four-months-old and had already had a litter. The Vet nicked her milk sac when he fixed her. She decompressed from the wild side with me but is now momma's little girl. Recently sick, she is back at her evil ways, mostly aimed at momma, lol. She is seven now but still as evil as ever.

    Leta Rivas
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A*****e seems to be a common word to describe cats

    Joyce Deering
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww! That face is worth every bit of the trouble.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks kinda sorry?

    #96

    "I Did Not Do This"

    "I Did Not Do This"

    onlysame1 Report

    Jodi Ellis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so tiny and cute, you can't stay mad at him for long.

    LA Juice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wuz lonly. you left me in the pooper. why you leave meh?

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time it is acceptable to hang toilet paper backwards--when you have cats like this.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just can't help themselves. Like me as a kid, teepeeing the neighbor's house.

    SexyEggPlant
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMGGGG ITS SOOO CUTE AND FLUFFY

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    #97

    Gimme That

    Gimme That

    mrwaffles_the_cat Report

    Just Amiable
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this one... Personally I like sharing AND I like animals more than most people, so these cats would be a great fit for me👍

    Cheri Hayes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me, or does that collar look a little snug? Call me quirky, but as a cat owner, things like that concern me a bit.

    MammaG
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad, bad idea. Your poor guests.

    #98

    First Time Owning A Kitten - Didn't Know They Really Did This Stuff

    First Time Owning A Kitten - Didn't Know They Really Did This Stuff

    Lbomberry630 Report

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know. I've had a lot of cats and never has one messed with the TP. I guess it's just a matter of time...

    Tracy Moorhead
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, same here...never, and we’ve had lots of cats!!

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    Just saying
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your's looks just like mine. Cat, I mean.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a cutie pie!

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol. Welcome to the Kitty-Kat Klub!

    Barbara Baldwin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought my little whippersnapper cat was the only one to pull all these tricks..I think I need to apologize to her, but not for the talking keyboard..

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you know. Hide the TP and paper towels!

    #99

    “I Don’t Know - I Just Walked In And There Were Bags, Like, Everywhere. Probably An Explosion”

    “I Don’t Know - I Just Walked In And There Were Bags, Like, Everywhere. Probably An Explosion”

    clowdertown Report

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cat that's obsessed with bags. He screams at the groceries in bags until we empty one and give it to him. Screams.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Kitty doesn't know a thing.

    #100

    Get A Cat, They Said... It'll Be Fun...

    Get A Cat, They Said... It'll Be Fun...

    erin-derp Report

    Cece Venticinc
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat: "No! Put that down and LOVE ME!"

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is adorable. Give the animal some lovin'.

    rakuninaru
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it fell on the bed?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it keeps falling... and keeps falling...

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    #101

    Surely You Don't Think I Did This?

    Surely You Don't Think I Did This?

    ThirstytheKid Report

    Heather Bateman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he's resting on his scratching post like, "I was over here playing with MY toys. What happened??"

    DELEEZE BLEDSAW
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was over here on my scratching pole the whole time.lol.

    Bea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol awww gorgeous kitty xxx

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see he took his collar off. One of my cats is constantly taking his collar off and hiding it! Little bugger...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He even took his collar off

    #102

    I Think I'll Just... Yep, This Is A Good Place

    I Think I'll Just... Yep, This Is A Good Place

    allywarner Report

    Lord Beerus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably the distant relative of that other one sitting on the pizza... what is it with these cats and sitting on pizza :'D

    lia minou
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is the warmth probably - mine would curl up on top of the pizza box. im sure she would have ended on the actual pizza if i left it open. but then again, it was really difficult to get to the pizza once she was atop..:))

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't put your plate down on his designated seat. LOL

    Wanderlust
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Told him him to safe a seat for me instead he sits on my lunch, damn bastard

    My O My
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus: next time he's cleaning himself it'll taste good

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's wondering why you put your food on his couch...

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    #103

    Dinner With Your Cats

    Dinner With Your Cats

    _marielatorresc Report

    Just Barbora
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a guinea pig and he did exactly this. We ate together and he wouldn't eat fruit until I took a bite of it. R.I.P. my baby💜

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that chicken, I like chicken, just saying !!

    Gacha Queen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "this smells good can i have some?"

    Kururi.Orihara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, can I have some? No, I need the bite you just took. Why won't you share?"

    Vasanth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a sec i thought there was a rat on that plate

    Lisa Catacosinos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats never get people food. There's no begging or sneaky stuff around here!

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    #104

    Cat Knows What You Need

    Cat Knows What You Need

    cFidd Report

    Neurotic_Octopus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do just know. Mine barfs all over the carpet in multiple rooms whenever I'm super dizzy...

    DanikaSerina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear there is some smell in makeup that makes them go nuts! I thought my cat Bam just liked the brushes.. I opened a brand-new translucent powered. Cat comes rubbing all over later he tipped the trash to get to the packaging

    Shana Gray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. "Satan's taint". Still laughing at this one!!

    Psyche
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat tells you have way too much makeup! :D

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That drawer you were sorting is now sorted !!

    Seb Cebien
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I wonder is how he was able to place objects on the toilet lid...?

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A perfect example of why leaving your toilet lid down is wise when you have pets. Safe!

    #105

    This Cat In My Neighbourhood

    This Cat In My Neighbourhood

    604GT Report

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a German shepherd named Smokey...Smokey Joe.

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be better if she brought a matching pair !!

    #106

    Good Morning! Breakfast Now?

    Good Morning! Breakfast Now?

    Boxedwinetime Report

    Ingo Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I didn't wake you, did i? Oh no... Well, since you're already up, there's this matter of my personnel being late for work."

    #107

    Roommate Had A Bad Morning

    Roommate Had A Bad Morning

    unluckypenguins Report

    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a pretty big dump for a cat..

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eww, that comment involuntarily made me look at that s**t again and small calculations like - Yeah its big!, could have done by a human?, cat ate too much?, Damn.

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    Haylee Evans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao the cats like it wasn't me

    Corals Beta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like the other roommate did it, not the cat. LOL

    Isoceles Lacher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally I thought it was a frog at first

    Kath Leen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can see a horse on the poop

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat's face is hilarious!!

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that where poo is supposed to go hooman !!

    jevais
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better in the sink than on the bed!

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    #108

    What Happens If I Try To Do Things Other Than Pet My Kitties...

    What Happens If I Try To Do Things Other Than Pet My Kitties...

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    Kai Burnstien
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waddles face! He's just like that's my job! I'm the scarf not you!! Viva stole his job!

    Peak25500
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a problem with your neck and head, really...

    logical fallacy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you be doing anything other than pet your kitties?

    #109

    Asshole From China

    Asshole From China

    zzz57123 Report

    LittleGrayMouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't do anything wrong hooman, it fell all by itself!

    Tori Tea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It said made in taiwan, i told you only to get made in china!"

    Lorena Magee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! what happened to your lamp? I just walked into the room and it was like this.

    Ingo Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm just as shocked as you are. Oh my!"

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those eyes, he looks shocked to find the lamp committed suicide while he was watching !!

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feline is ridiculously cute.

    GachaGirl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemme guess; The cat was made in China?

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sparkle Glow Shine" lampshade...not so much anymore. Meow! And my doctor is from China but no a*****e, lol.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The writing on it is in English, I noticed

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    #110

    I Still Love This Cat

    I Still Love This Cat

    scurtismccoy Report

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There, I just saved you 100 bucks. Go get those eyebrow rings now.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let him get near any other part of your body!

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    Ingo Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Inhouse Piercing Service. Cat speaking. Which part of your body would I like to chew through today? You'll see. Byeee!"

    nanashi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the cat loves you back.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually file their teeth and claws down so they aren't too sharp! /s

    #111

    My Cat Found A Nice Sleeping Spot In My Antique Chair

    My Cat Found A Nice Sleeping Spot In My Antique Chair

    Mrcubanbear Report

    Isoceles Lacher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face is like "I cannot fit my chunkiness in here so I will roll over and die. I hope I smell bad."

    Miranda Steele
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you lay down to take an hour long nap, but wake up at 3 AM.

    A B C
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    geez, give that cat an exorcism!

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They always do, it seems.

    #112

    "You Get The Banana And I Will Rip Open The Cat Weed"

    "You Get The Banana And I Will Rip Open The Cat Weed"

    Jargon337 Report

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat weed, lol. I am growing cat weed right now but it's closed up in my greenhouse until it grows bigger. Otherwise, it'd be dead in an instant.

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    #113

    "...sorry?"

    "...sorry?"

    englishtree Report

    Wanderlust
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've spent five hours on that, thank you very much

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, aren't much pieces on it, doesn't take 5 hours for that one. But now you can spend more than 5 hours looking for the missing piece =)

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    Isoceles Lacher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it too late to say sorry now (NOT SORRY AT ALL)

    A B C
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "sorry"? no cat is ever sorry, as they don't do anything wrong. ever.

    Corals Beta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What took you 2 weeks, took me 2 minutes. Slow human.

    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cats and jigsaw puzzles, bad combination! mine likes to sleep in the box.

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    #114

    Returning To Scene Of The Crime

    Returning To Scene Of The Crime

    mandylarklemon Report

    Nobody Nuffin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry to say this but I think your cat is strung out

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p that's a destructive cat!

    Someone
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! OMG! Thanks God! I don't have a cat. My violin is on safe

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had dreams of being a pop star

    Someone
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good cat ahahahah I really love cats which are domestic, calm and behave like "Just love me while I am sitting right there." ^_^ Also does it look like a pillow? :D

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just checking they haven't re-strung it !!

    #115

    My Cat Pickle Has A Hobby, He Likes To Urinate In Unusual Places. He Didn't Get A Drop On The Floor Though (Side Note: He Did A Wee In A Frisbee Once)

    My Cat Pickle Has A Hobby, He Likes To Urinate In Unusual Places. He Didn't Get A Drop On The Floor Though (Side Note: He Did A Wee In A Frisbee Once)

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    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got him as a very scared 6 month old kitten from a rescue centre, I don't know what had happened to him but he didn't like being touched. He still wees on things very occasionally even with a fresh litter tray. Pickle is 7 years old now and a cuddle monster. He can be a bit scratchy at times but so so affectionate, he's come a long way. And has a big tabby brother who he adores :-). This kitty has a home for life, I love him to bits :-)...don't worry, I bought new shoes!

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have had cats like yours but regardless, they are still keepers. (Like Evil Kitten...)

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    Lorena Magee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hope you noticed before sticking your foot in ;-)

    Heather Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could be a sign that something is medically wrong with him. Or he's just an a*****e lol

    Kati St
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can be a sign of renal issues, check this out with your vet ;)

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    #116

    “No Boots! Boots Always Mean You’re Leaving, And Leaving Means No Chin-Scratches!”

    “No Boots! Boots Always Mean You’re Leaving, And Leaving Means No Chin-Scratches!”

    BosomsaurusRex Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You came home drunk again, and he has to help you into bed.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, BusLady. So that's how I must have gotten to bed when I used to drink the drink, huh? My cats.

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    Sebastian Köster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I have the same boots but no cats. :D

    #117

    Wipe This! 2017 Site Specific Installation By Uli. Chewed Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper Holder, Drywall, Light

    Wipe This! 2017 Site Specific Installation By Uli. Chewed Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper Holder, Drywall, Light

    the_artnerd Report

    meowmom
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My God, that is a gorgeous cat!

    eve hillyer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The artist has created a successful, intimate self-portrait with a very sensitive understanding of balance, contrast, movement and proportion. The playful use of light and shadow is superb, while the contours and textures are a nod to the surface treatments of deconstructionism. The metal holder is an interesting inclusion, however, the shape of the metal does not relate to the form of the piece, and could be mistaken for an industrial armature or an installation mishap. Please, Uli, take the time to purrfect your art.

    #118

    The Face Of Evil

    The Face Of Evil

    gnomepunintended Report

    SexyEggPlant
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just casually taking a picture of a cat biting into my foot

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! It is a foot. I thought it was a chew toy. And with the nerve damage I have in my feet, I am sorry to say that if my cat was to do this, he would be FLY KITTY in a minute.

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    Ingo Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What does it all mean?" Nomnomnomnom...

    #119

    I Literally Just Fed Her 10 Minutes Ago

    I Literally Just Fed Her 10 Minutes Ago

    Nurse_Ratched87 Report

    Tori Tea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "need more food to eat my feelings."

    Darren Shalla
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feeding whiskas is like humans eating chinese food. No nutrition and you'll be hungry soon after. Feed something with substance and they will feel full much longer. This stuff is like McDonalds. There are plenty of healthy nutrient packed food that cost very little. Not sure hwy people still feed this garbage to their animals.

    Sgraham
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As T.S. Eliot says of his creation, Rum Tum Tugger, "He only likes what he finds for himself."

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough apparently...

    furrybumkins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty has her head in the wrong bag!

    C V
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because you are feeding her with junk food and she will never properly be satisfied

    #120

    My Cat Is Very Proud Of Herself For Destroying This Shoebox

    My Cat Is Very Proud Of Herself For Destroying This Shoebox

    elliepetunia Report

    LA Juice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enertain mahself, mama- do good?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What do you mean, you need to return the shoes?"

    Isoceles Lacher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well? Are you going to feed me now?

    Ingo Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This box is done, Ellie. What'cha got for me next?"

    #121

    What In The Hell Are You Guys Doing?

    What In The Hell Are You Guys Doing?

    frenchmasterflex Report

    Rosemary Booth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh..we wanted to bake you some cookies!

    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: Whatever the hell we want. ha ha

    Faith Stroup
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat climbs in cabinets and lays on the plates..

    Ingo Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're arrangement of our pantry is all over the place. We should take over, really. You'll find an updated shopping list in your underwear drawer in the morning. Good day."

    Luna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are just looking for those yummy treats we saw you buy the other day..

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their faces though....

    #122

    You Want To Read The News? Nope. (Bonus: In The Middle Of My Clean Clothing)

    You Want To Read The News? Nope. (Bonus: In The Middle Of My Clean Clothing)

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Watcha gonna do about it, punk?"

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fluffy cat's expression says it all !!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And his accomplice in crime is acting all innocent.

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    #123

    I Was Wondering Why My Succulents Were Dying...

    I Was Wondering Why My Succulents Were Dying...

    Sevendevils777 Report

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have become an expert on starting African Violets from single leaves my cats knock off my mature plants.

    Sly y
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Succulents are really toxic to cats. If you want to have any cactii get the really spiky ones so the cats won't attempt to chew them or mess them up

    Ingo Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Puny greenlings. You are utterly defeated. By my butt."

    Lorena Magee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least it waited till they started to root

    #124

    My Cat Is A Big Ol Jerk

    My Cat Is A Big Ol Jerk

    imgur.com Report

    Nobody Nuffin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol do the famous shuffle says cat

    Ingo Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We both know what comes next. Come on, do the dance, pinky. I shall be entertained! Huahuahahah!"

    MammaG
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to close the door with the cat on the outside.

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a parody of the theme to Branded that we used sing as kids: Stranded! On the toilet bowl. What can you do when your stranded, and you can't reach the roll...

    #125

    I Have No Idea What You're Talking About

    I Have No Idea What You're Talking About

    rachelmillman Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just stare straight ahead. Only give your name and your rank.

    Ingo Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Curious, curious and couriouser. I guess we'll never know what happened. What's for dinner?"

    #126

    I Did Forget To Post This One Last Night

    I Did Forget To Post This One Last Night

    in_yourhonor Report

    Psyche
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be an anti-cat system for all paper rolls...

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the same cat that hangs from the towels?

    #127

    Selfie With A Cat

    Selfie With A Cat

    fattyboomtatty Report

    Pat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course! Plus they usually stick it in your face too.

    Luna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a selfie with cat but Selfie with a cat's butt ;)

    rehabisforquitters
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh yes, the old brown eye. One might think its a new hat design.

    Jennifer Marshall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta love a good cat b******e pic! Lol

    MammaG
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to your eyebrows?

    Justus Katz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat's behind is still prettier than the human with the duck lips and the disgusting piercing!

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    #128

    Cat Ripped A Hole In Her Food, Over Ate, And Threw Up Back Onto The Hole. Amazing

    Cat Ripped A Hole In Her Food, Over Ate, And Threw Up Back Onto The Hole. Amazing

    whiskeyfoxballs Report

    Lisa Catacosinos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD Well at least she didn't throw up in your bed (and yes I layed down before I realized).

    François Carré
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've had too much, might as well put it back where I found it, guess they won't notice"

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg I laughed so hard at this!

    Val
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "darnit, this is definitely not non-fat!"

    #129

    Yes. Yes, This Is My Handiwork. This Is Why My Mom Can’t Have Nice Things

    Yes. Yes, This Is My Handiwork. This Is Why My Mom Can’t Have Nice Things

    i.am.tiberius Report

    Ingo Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I like it better this way. Thanks for asking."

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she's got me, why does she need a Christmas tree !!

    #130

    There Are Two Full Water Bowls In The House. A**hole

    There Are Two Full Water Bowls In The House. A**hole

    nmzuc Report

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This vintage has the best "bouquet"...

    Kelly Harrold
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh NO!! This is very bad. Lillies are EXTREMELY toxic to cats. Even the smallest nibble can/will send kitty into liver and kidney failure. Death is almost certain if they aren't put on continuous IV fluids for about a week.

    Amber Kovach
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe any variety of Lily is toxic to cats, so please keep them away from kitty!

    jevais
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A very nice buffet So chic

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh a Bengal kitty. They are as beautiful as they are precocious.

    Isoceles Lacher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I caught my cat drinking out of the toilet, the vase, the bathtub faucet, and the dog's water bowl, but never her bowl.

    Gerfus Bryan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat will ONLY drink out of a glass. Ignores it's water bowl. I keep a glass of water on my desk and my nightstand. If she thinks they're mine, that makes them hers.

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats will only drink out of a wide glass left on top of the units !!

    #131

    At Least Twice A Week I Come Home To My Underwear Drawer Pulled Out And All My Undies On The Floor. Thanks, Tucker

    At Least Twice A Week I Come Home To My Underwear Drawer Pulled Out And All My Undies On The Floor. Thanks, Tucker

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    Warmaster Tsavong
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need another cat named Caboose. That way the caption could be "Not my fault... Tucker did it.".

    Ingo Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I do what I do, Karen. I do what I do..."

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had me laughing so hard that everyone in the office is looking at me like I'm insane...

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    Elizabeth Clothier
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your cat is a purr vert. I'll just see myself out.

    MammaG
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can use child safety latches.

    #132

    Every. Single. Meal.

    Every. Single. Meal.

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    LA Juice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    momma made shrimps fo me AGIN??? Momma best hooman evar

    Hailey Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a whole minute to work out that this wasn't a toilet bowl

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    #133

    And That Is How My Computer Has Been Blocked...

    And That Is How My Computer Has Been Blocked...

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    Sgraham
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least once a month one of my cats walks on a keyboard doing something that I don't know how to fix.

    Gerfus Bryan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once a month? My little s**t does it every other night!

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    Sgraham
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m fortunate though because there’s a techcat around to walk the other way to fix it.

    #134

    This The Face Of An Asshole Who Chewed Through Three Iphone Chargers Last Night... I Believe This Is A Face Of Revenge Not Remorse!

    This The Face Of An Asshole Who Chewed Through Three Iphone Chargers Last Night... I Believe This Is A Face Of Revenge Not Remorse!

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    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face and those ears say he's part of the mafia. And you don't want anything to happen to the rest of your doo-dads Do You?

    Ingo Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You know what you did, Amber. Everyone knows... Now, unhand me, woman!"

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out with his pupils dilated so. He means business.

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time our pets started trying to chew on cords, we'd rub them with something offensive smelling like apple-cider vinegar. Seemed to work pretty well.

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat used to chew the ends of my USB cables. He stopped after I began washing my hands after handling his treats.

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    Isoceles Lacher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You touch my stomach... I'm coming for your chargers. You'll never see me coming

    A B C
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's why you have a phone, not an iphone.

    #136

    He's The Reason Why I Die So Often

    He's The Reason Why I Die So Often

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    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, I've died many times by the same method. It stinks.

    Kahna Wanna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My roommate's cat wants to fly with me over Azeroth. LoLz

    #137

    Must. Kill. All. Cords

    Must. Kill. All. Cords

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    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty kitty!

    Isoceles Lacher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're little worms invading the house! ATTACK!

    #138

    Life Update: I'm Changing Fritz's Name To Damage Deposit

    Life Update: I'm Changing Fritz's Name To Damage Deposit

    _queerlybeloved Report

    serena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat literally did cost me my deposit because she liked to sharpen her nails on the wall, even though I bought her every cat scratcher there was.

    #139

    Let Me Quickly Disturb This Hooman

    Let Me Quickly Disturb This Hooman

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    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Manx? We had two and whoo boy.

    #140

    When You Spend 10 Minutes Looking For The Cat Before Work

    When You Spend 10 Minutes Looking For The Cat Before Work

    concrete_blond Report

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this shoe shelf. The bottom of my closet looks like the bargain bin at the thrift store.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spent about 30 minutes looking for this glorious bastard... IMG_1866-5...dc3aab.jpg IMG_1866-5b0716bdc3aab.jpg

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I have 3 pairs of shoes, lol.

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a twin, you'd never find us in here.

    #141

    Giving New Meaning To The Phrase "No Concept Of Money." Yes, That Is A Full Bowl Of Water

    Giving New Meaning To The Phrase "No Concept Of Money." Yes, That Is A Full Bowl Of Water

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    Ingo Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm a cat of expensive taste, Lily. You knew that going in. So, [enter expensive brand] water only, going forward, if you don't mind. You're excused. I shall be chewing on you sandals until dinner time."

    Collin Edward
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, money can go through the dryer.

    Mandala
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Canadian and Our money is waterproof so I don't have the sopping wet money problem with my cat.

    Mandala
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadian money is waterproof. My cat has done this but I still have my 20 dollar bill intact

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But according to the cat his biscuit bowl is empty !!

    #142

    Every Time I Do The Dishes!

    Every Time I Do The Dishes!

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    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just dribble the water off the plates. That'll get him to move.

    Ingo Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's like a box. But It's not a box! Is all my life a sham???"

    happyapple89
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure you wash that dish rack!

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    #143

    Wake Up Call

    Wake Up Call

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    nanashi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    time to trim the nails I think

    Wisdom,Power,Donut
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other things are okay, THIS, is the only reason I don't want a cat...also allergies.

    Isoceles Lacher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wake up or I scratch you again... This time in a more painful spot

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    #144

    When You Try To Take A Relaxing Bath. There Is One Jerk

    When You Try To Take A Relaxing Bath. There Is One Jerk

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    Alexandra Hughes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cat that did this once. Once. She fell in the tub and never did it again.

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cat is falling in the tub like twice a week but keep doing it...

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    Skure
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    try to take the cat in bathtub next time

    Kelly Dunks
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My younger cat jumps into the tub with me.... she is a bit of a weirdo

    MammaG
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    This is really about idiot cat owners.

    #145

    I Will Never Get Out Of Here, Human

    I Will Never Get Out Of Here, Human

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww. You did all this for me? Thanks - it makes me feel like the Princess I am.

    Elena Fedorova
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He/she probably thinks: "well finally you did something right hooman, bought me a nice bed"

    Ingo Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You can cancel that baby thing. I am content and will accept this new abode. Ta!"

    #146

    Secret Ingredient

    Secret Ingredient

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    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat a*s stew? I've had it before.

    #147

    Bothered

    Bothered

    tylittlemusic Report

    Ingo Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, I am fine, thank you. You're blocking my view of the blank wall. Would you? Much better, thank you. Byeee. What a peculiarly inquisitive biped..."

    Savant
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You buy me tail warmer, hooman? Thank you!

    #148

    Making Macrame While A Cat Is Around Is Basically Pointless

    Making Macrame While A Cat Is Around Is Basically Pointless

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    LA Juice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, the point is to amuse your cat! good job hooman

    mshel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Kitties were expert at macrame

    #149

    Surprise When I Got Home. If I Had To Pick Out A Suspect In A Lineup My Cat Pharoah Was Probably Chasing A Fly

    Surprise When I Got Home. If I Had To Pick Out A Suspect In A Lineup My Cat Pharoah Was Probably Chasing A Fly

    tries2getalong Report

    Madalina Stanciu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pharoah, for 7 years you're never gonna catch any fly. Bad luck for you

    Isoceles Lacher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were two flies! You can't blame them, they were trying to stop a vicious infestation of your home.

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7 years bad luck for a person, only 1 year for a cat.

    Lisa Catacosinos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to see the cat when that fell. Probably jumped five feet. Lol..

    #151

    Well, There Was A Plant In There. Now It’s A Bed

    Well, There Was A Plant In There. Now It’s A Bed

    natesellergren Report

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    #153

    "Get A Cat They Said. It Will Be Fun They Said" - The Day She Pooped In The Sink

    "Get A Cat They Said. It Will Be Fun They Said" - The Day She Pooped In The Sink

    HanSoloCanYouGo Report

    Just Amiable
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😳I don't know where to begin...

    Gerfus Bryan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than it pooping on the carpet, or your bed.

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    LA Juice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    iz bowl, just like momma poops in. less watur, tho'.

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not keeping the litter box clean enough.

    Samantha Beckett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it was the sink.. not your bed, or in the hallway where you walk in the dark.

    Dawn Baik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least she was in the right room!

    #154

    You Need This Laptop? How Cute!

    You Need This Laptop? How Cute!

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    #155

    Not Sure Why He Thinks This Is A Good Spot To Nap?

    Not Sure Why He Thinks This Is A Good Spot To Nap?

    candiraeperry Report

    Tori Tea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You put this goddamn cone on me Sharon suffer!"

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's hill and needs to feel safe and confortable. And he loves you!

    #156

    My Cat Is Slowly Trying To Be Me. Next Thing You Know, He’ll Be Attending School

    My Cat Is Slowly Trying To Be Me. Next Thing You Know, He’ll Be Attending School

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    #157

    No Kitty Nooo

    No Kitty Nooo

    meckelvaney Report

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have gotten a picture of the cat after he got up...

    Isoceles Lacher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now you have some nice cat hair adding to the texture

    #158

    I Finally Learned Why Nothing Will Grow In This Pot

    I Finally Learned Why Nothing Will Grow In This Pot

    drewc34 Report

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cat. You're growing a cat.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is about the size of 3 of our cats. Large.

    #159

    Several Times A Day, I Show My General Disapproval By Opening All The Cabinet Doors And Emptying The Contents

    Several Times A Day, I Show My General Disapproval By Opening All The Cabinet Doors And Emptying The Contents

    toulousemonster Report

    #160

    What's A Baby?

    What's A Baby?

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    Isoceles Lacher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby? Nope, didn't see one. This is my new bed. *Crying comes from under the cat* Shut up, tiny hooman!

    Coleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Well that was delicious. Anything for dessert?”

    #161

    Don't You Know I Love Coming Home To This At 10pm

    Don't You Know I Love Coming Home To This At 10pm

    mamasvintage Report

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at you like this is your fault somehow...

    #162

    I Don't See What The Problem Is, Human

    I Don't See What The Problem Is, Human

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    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is coming out of your allowance young man!!

    Hassini
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the allowance money is from you i suppose? what will you pay me for? maybe stealing my neighbors shoes, socks, and underwear?

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    Joyce Deering
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face says, "And you point is????"

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    #163

    Oh... You're Home Early

    Oh... You're Home Early

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    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully, that’s the dirty laundry and not a clean batch!

    #164

    He Gets His White Fur All Over My Clean Clothes, Then Tries To Claw Them Back As I Pull Them Out

    He Gets His White Fur All Over My Clean Clothes, Then Tries To Claw Them Back As I Pull Them Out

    PinkiePie90 Report

    #165

    Has A Strong Love For Curtains

    Has A Strong Love For Curtains

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    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 10-week-old kitten followed a spider up the curtain, got about halfway then started mewing.

    #166

    So My Wonderful Cat Decided To Break My Glass Kitchen Table. This Is Just Nice

    So My Wonderful Cat Decided To Break My Glass Kitchen Table. This Is Just Nice

    joshcorjay Report

    Jodi Ellis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is plain crazy if a cat can break the glass table. Something was wrong with the table.

    Sammy Freeman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fault in the glass, no way a cats weight would shatter a glass table.

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's impressive actually. Glass table tops are usually tempered glass.

    mshel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way! That kitty's been framed by some sneaky hooman

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the table had toppled under the cat's weight, those objects wouldn't be sitting between the chairs, they would be laying to the side. And there wouldn't be broken glass on the chair seats. That table shattered for another reason. I don't think the cat did this.

    serena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking maybe the cat jumped onto the chandelier and then jumped back onto the table. It seems crazy that the weight of a cat would shatter it but that 's all I can think of.

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    #167

    My Jerk Cats Broke My Daughter's Blinds Just To Watch The Sunrise

    My Jerk Cats Broke My Daughter's Blinds Just To Watch The Sunrise

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    Lyn Anslow
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two words: Vertical. Blinds.

    mshel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't bought a hippy cat

    #169

    Trying To Do My Jigsaw But My Cat Friday Won’t Let Me: It’s Her Box!

    Trying To Do My Jigsaw But My Cat Friday Won’t Let Me: It’s Her Box!

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    Veronica Vatter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me your cat is a girl! Your girl Friday!

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare you put your jigsaw in her box !!

    #170

    This Idiot Decided That This Was A Great Place To Sit

    This Idiot Decided That This Was A Great Place To Sit

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    #171

    Spaghetti Was Just Eyeing-Up The Fridge With Determination That I Haven’t Seen Since That Time Last Spring When She Actually Jumped In

    Spaghetti Was Just Eyeing-Up The Fridge With Determination That I Haven’t Seen Since That Time Last Spring When She Actually Jumped In

    spaghettss Report

    SexyEggPlant
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats because she belongs there! I mean her name is spaghetti

    #172

    All Thanks Goes To My Cat

    All Thanks Goes To My Cat

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    Wanderlust
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that wasn't the last toilet paper roll

    Cherry Warr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh...so YOU get to be the only one that is allowed to put it in the toilet, human??!

    SexyEggPlant
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats a nice picture of your cat! very cute :)

    Isoceles Lacher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It all ends up in the toilet eventually, what's the difference if I speed it up a little?

    Kururi.Orihara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the idea of teavhing you kitty to use the toilest, but I think they used a bit much toilet paper. :3

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I'll be using CAT FUR to cleanse myself today, lol.

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, just keep the seat closed!

    #173

    Milk Thief

    Milk Thief

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    Cheri Hayes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I let my cat have lactose - free milk on occasion. No problem with tummy issues.

    #174

    This Is Lagertha, Earl Of The Shred Box. This Is After I Made The Mistake Of Trying To Add Paper To The Box While She Was In Residence

    This Is Lagertha, Earl Of The Shred Box. This Is After I Made The Mistake Of Trying To Add Paper To The Box While She Was In Residence

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    #175

    Cats Are Just So Charming

    Cats Are Just So Charming

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    #176

    I Still Remember Walking In The Door To This Like It Was Yesterday

    I Still Remember Walking In The Door To This Like It Was Yesterday

    midgrex Report

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did the wine glass land upright with no spillage?

    mshel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you crappy shelves couldn't take any more and committed suicide

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, that cat watched a robbery, He couldn't have done this!

    Isoceles Lacher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was... investigating. I found some very interesting things. ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH THIS... THING?!!"

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shelves. Don't you know that you can't have ANYTHING in your home when you have a CAT?

    Dawn Cambrelen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that what I was thinking and nothing broken

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    #177

    Caught With The Evidence

    Caught With The Evidence

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    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The deflated ball is also his fault.

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah but, If you were in court with the offender it would be thrown out through lack of evidence !!

    #178

    You Shall Not Wipe!

    You Shall Not Wipe!

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    Savant
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funny thing is that the cat's just standing there, looking at it in remorse.

    PyroKitty
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remorse? We cats feel no remorse.

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    #179

    Oh Yey! Gift Wrapping! My Absolute Favorite. Lemme Help You With That

    Oh Yey! Gift Wrapping! My Absolute Favorite. Lemme Help You With That

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    #180

    Well Done

    Well Done

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    My O My
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, hooman, there is a mousetail stuck between my teeth

    Joyce Deering
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self: Add tooth pics to shopping list.

    #181

    The Cat Who Entered The Dining Room While The "My Life Is So Shitty" Mindset Among The Lunchtime Of My Sunday Lunch, Jumped On The Flowerpot In Front Of Me

    The Cat Who Entered The Dining Room While The "My Life Is So Shitty" Mindset Among The Lunchtime Of My Sunday Lunch, Jumped On The Flowerpot In Front Of Me

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    Savant
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    free fertilizer though!

    Nobody Nuffin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your cat was a gardener in a past life

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my parents got cats I covered the soil in all my plant pots to save them from this fate

    #182

    And Then There's This Princess Jerkface

    And Then There's This Princess Jerkface

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    Psyche
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's getting in touch with her ancestors

    #183

    That's A Nice Catmera You Got There

    That's A Nice Catmera You Got There

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    Savant
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be your cameraman for today, hooman!

    #184

    Temporary Housing With Boxes Everywhere And He Chooses This One To Sleep On

    Temporary Housing With Boxes Everywhere And He Chooses This One To Sleep On

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a face.... both of them!

    Isoceles Lacher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's the most logical option. It blocks your view of the screen, is the most annoying position, so is the best. Duh.

    #185

    I'm A Very Good Lego-Building Helper

    I'm A Very Good Lego-Building Helper

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    trinity davis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat did the same thing with the same LEGO set. It's Yellow Submarine of you were wondering

    #186

    What A Well Behaved Creature This Cat Is

    What A Well Behaved Creature This Cat Is

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    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look, your flower exploded. Thank God it did no harm to me.

    #187

    RIP Earphones Shredded To Three Pieces By Crazy Cat

    RIP Earphones Shredded To Three Pieces By Crazy Cat

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    #188

    Captured Coco's Fall Unexpectedly

    Captured Coco's Fall Unexpectedly

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    #189

    I Want Your Paintings For My Matress Tonight!

    I Want Your Paintings For My Matress Tonight!

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They kinda match. It's an ensemble.

    #190

    Being Jerks Is What They Do Best

    Being Jerks Is What They Do Best

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    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they can do it, you can watch...

    #191

    No Use Of The Bathroom For You

    No Use Of The Bathroom For You

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    #192

    Yes, I Did This, Now Give Me Treats

    Yes, I Did This, Now Give Me Treats

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    Lyn Anslow
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you have shelf space for more books!

    #193

    Welcome Home Human...

    Welcome Home Human...

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    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't be mad at that face!

    Kururi.Orihara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they sweeped up some, so it's not all that bad.

    #194

    Well, At Least They Are Comfortable

    Well, At Least They Are Comfortable

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    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll meow for bottles of Friskies pate very soon.

    #195

    My Jerk Cat Ruined My Pokémon Game As Soon As I Laid Down My Strongest Card

    My Jerk Cat Ruined My Pokémon Game As Soon As I Laid Down My Strongest Card

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    #196

    She Clawed My Jane Iredale Foundation

    She Clawed My Jane Iredale Foundation

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    rakuninaru
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't leave it open...

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine played hockey with my Bare Minerals in the bathroom sink.

    #198

    Was Reading In The Basement When Kitty Comes Along... Starts Licking My Hair. Was Mated For A Few Days

    Was Reading In The Basement When Kitty Comes Along... Starts Licking My Hair. Was Mated For A Few Days

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    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um.... spelling counts. "Matted" is what I'm hoping you meant. "mated" is a little more.... disturbing.

    #199

    Dumping Your Entire Container Of Water All Over The Floor Is The Cool Thing To Do

    Dumping Your Entire Container Of Water All Over The Floor Is The Cool Thing To Do

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    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to bungee cord mine to the bakers rack. My cat kept climbing on top and dumping it over, all 3 gallons.

    Isoceles Lacher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it turns the carpet a lovely color.

    #200

    My Cats An Asshole

    My Cats An Asshole

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    Heather Kong
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, be glad that it's not the other way!

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just hope they never learn to put it back where they found it...

    Psyche
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is certainly nice to brush the rear afterwards

    Nobody Nuffin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you're cat is trying to tell you it don't like what to feed it

    #201

    What An A**hole

    What An A**hole

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    Sarah Brinsfield
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very well composed photograph!

    Gerfus Bryan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the only way my cat will drink. During the day, I have a glass of water on my desk, which she uses. At night, I have a glass on my nightstand. She won't drink out of 'her' bowl, ever.

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how my cats drink, they won't use bowls on the floor !!

    #202

    Why? Just Why?

    Why? Just Why?

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    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's not enough litter, fill it up!

    Leah Rother
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat hates the litter and you have waaaaay to little of it. 3 to 4 inches deep.