Our pets can, just like us, be assholes. Dogs are a bit clumsy, mischievous, and often motivated by greed. They will rip up your couch cushions just because it's fun to do. But there's no malice involved and they really do love you, they are just idiots sometimes.
Cats, on the other hand, are something else entirely. Sometimes it seems like they know exactly what they are doing, and they take a kind of perverse pleasure in pissing you off. They are cold, calculating assholes, and they aren't shy about it! Why else would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza?
We asked our readers to send in pics of their cats being mean for no particular reason, and were amazed with the hilariously evil submissions we received. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!
Ha! Caught Her In The Act!
Are You Missing Underwear?
Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button
You Home Earlier Today Hooman
Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found
Wife Drives To Grandma's House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero
I've Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further
We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This
Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t
Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night
Oh, Hai There
This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn't Have Any
She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There
My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold
Glad You Find Them So Comfy...
Some Cat "Helped" With This Paving Stone Near My House
When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner
She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She's An A**hole
I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered
I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body
This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk
This One Won't Stop Unplugging The Fan
You Want Me To Be Careful? How's That, Is That Careful Enough?
Oh You're Playing? Well... I'm Tired, Let Me Just... Purrfect
Walter Likes To "Hide" In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee
Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture
When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails
The Computer Is Too Small!
This Cat Can't Handle His Fish
Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?
Your Homework? Never Heard About It
Note: this post originally had 202 images. It’s been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes.