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As much as we spend time with funny cats, they still sometimes are a real mystery to us humans. To explain what life with these furry creatures is all about, Scott Metzger has been drawing animal cartoons since 1996. His single-panel images cut to the very core of owning a feline, and their humorous nature might just explain to you some of the 'cat logic' that seems impossible to understand and first.
Scott is a proud owner of adorable cats himself who often supplies him with drawing ideas. "My two cats are Hannah (13 years old) and Max (7 years old). Both are rescue cats," he told Bored Panda. "Hannah is part Siamese and part Calico. She's sweet and friendly, but she clearly prefers my wife and 10-year-old daughter. Max is a tuxedo cat, and he loves people - he loves everybody. He'll sit on any available lap."
The artist said that he's been creating these funny cartoons for 22 years mainly because he enjoys making people laugh. "It's a great feeling when a comic connects with people or if someone says they laughed out loud at a silly cat cartoon," he added. "A couple of weeks ago, a woman emailed saying that she battles depression, and my animal comics have made her laugh and feel better. That made my day."
Scroll down to check his best comics out and upvote your favorites! For more funny comics that capture the reality of owning a cat, fire up our previous posts here and here.
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Ashlyn Krell 7 years ago
Leave the pot, so that another full mug can be poured for knocking over.
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The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
Hah - my tiny mother's massive black cat used to lie on her vacuum and expect her to pull them both around the room.
Just Carmen 7 years ago
We used to have a cat named Fleabag and he'd ride around the house on our canister vacuum. Always cracked me up!
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SnowyLynx 7 years ago
Have you tried to take over the house? Have you tried to bite the human? Have you tried the adorable look?
Lisa Catacosinos 7 years ago
No...barf on her face. That WILL wake her up and very quickly. #truestory
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Pattie Kelly 7 years ago
"Hello can you hear me? You have nine lives and if you don't get your butt home you will only have eight left".
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Shawn Ruester 7 years ago
they shouldn't but they will if you leave them out.
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Pattie Kelly 7 years ago
"OMG I can't tell if she ate the chocolates or those are well you know".
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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
That monitor is dangerously placed if you have a cat in house!
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Chris Miilu 7 years ago
Anyone who has had a cat, and a Christmas tree, knows that all low hanging ornaments are fair game.
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snoozy womble 7 years ago
I feel like I need that card in my life just in general!
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Susanne B 3 years ago
I think you got that wrong. Cats do not consider themselves owned. They are roommates
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Julia Gentzler Roark 7 years ago
Lucy the Calico: Max, Use his chest like a trampoline. When he opens an eye, lick the eyeball.
Foxyloxylou 7 years ago
Bob the Sphinx: Max, rub your b******e all over his face and then stick your nose in his eyes. If that doesnt work, go kill a mouse, drop it on his pillow, and sit on his chest until he wakes up.
Jana Renner 7 years ago
Under the blanket and rip his toes to shreds! (Worked like a charm on me...)
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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
I would love to go shopping inside a huge CATMART! Especially if its full of cats, and they will ignore you all the time.
Jennifer Brekke 7 years ago
The trick to getting good customer service in Catmart is wearing black.
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Valerie Anne 7 years ago
This would be my cat, Alex. His favorite hobby is to roll on his back and air his junk out.
Gail Winstanley 7 years ago
This is my Scooby. I just tell people, look for the apartment where the black and white Maine C**n is bathing his personal private cat part in the window.
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Mad Haberdasheress 7 years ago
They forgot "attack hooman's ankles every time they have their hands full". ;-)
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Darren Shalla 7 years ago
Pretty sure it's a Mistletoe seeing is its Christmas season decorations in the store.
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The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
I hadn't noticed that - thanks for pointing it out.
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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
That cat in left bottom corner is my spirit animal. Content in itself.
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The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
I suffer with insomnia and genuinely do this while writing emails. End up with ddddddddddddddddddddddd
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The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
The phone isn't off the hook with the wire all tangled. This is not a cat good at his job.
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The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
and it's 12.27 am and I've just been 'asked' to take puppy out by a none too gentle paw. I wasn't asleep or admittedly even trying but it's still horribly wet out there and I trod on a snail. Fantastic!
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Fiona Messenger 7 years ago
There should be an option "run around room 50 times at 300 miles per hour"
Alyssa Szeles 7 years ago (edited)
Purple is "Non-Stop Meowing" aka BE ANNOYING BUT LOVABLE OK 3..2...1 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
It's excellent!! Though The Scratching Post doesn't sound like a place that would have a grand piano!
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Jaina Bartlett 7 years ago
Is that cat at the far left table Tigger, Hobbes, or just a random cat?
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SnowyLynx 7 years ago
I love that the same white cat drinking milk is here, after being at the piano scene.
Julia Gentzler Roark 7 years ago
And the brown stripped cat washing himself from the cat hall of Fame!!!
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Susann Campbell 7 years ago
Beautiful color to add to the carpet here and there and then here and there until you have a carpet of that color forever, Don't forget to drink some while you decorate.
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The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
Why are houseplants jerks? Ha, ha! Surprised not to see 'more ways to annoy the dog'.
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The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
Phew! Though probably distracted by finding out about their family.
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Just saying 7 years ago
Ok, the truth here... how many of you read these with the melody of the songs that they match?
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The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
My favourite so far. Go to hell... Though isn't he more likely to have shredded knees from the startled cat leaping from his lap?
Anita Wolf 7 years ago
"Gesundheit" is used like "bless you" in German too, literally it means health.
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THE ULTIMATE PUGTATO >_< 7 years ago
But that wouldn’t make it interesting would it?
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HONEY WHERE DID THE CAT GO! I don't know but there's this weird shape on the carpet
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ALIYAH ALLEN 7 years ago
and eventually you write a book about your struggles
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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
Sometimes I feel I am living in a Cat-inception sort of world. Cats at home, Bored Panda Cats at office, cats in my neighborhood, cats on flights, cats on buses, cats on mars(its a song). Cats cats cats everywhere. I guess they have already owned me. You guys are next, invasion is near.
Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
I'm starting to wonder if my cats are cats... they never push things off of anywhere, glasses etc included... :x
Milind Bam 7 years ago
I personally do not adore cats or actually like them but these cat cartoons are really awesome
Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
Sometimes I feel I am living in a Cat-inception sort of world. Cats at home, Bored Panda Cats at office, cats in my neighborhood, cats on flights, cats on buses, cats on mars(its a song). Cats cats cats everywhere. I guess they have already owned me. You guys are next, invasion is near.
Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
I'm starting to wonder if my cats are cats... they never push things off of anywhere, glasses etc included... :x
Milind Bam 7 years ago
I personally do not adore cats or actually like them but these cat cartoons are really awesome
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