Once a year, people have this weird celebration. A celebration that each and every one of us has, no matter the circumstances. It’s something you were born with and not something you’ve decided on. This celebration might’ve been cast unto you by a generous star alignment, but it might also be spurred into life just by basic biology. For some, it is the happiest day of the year; for others - a day to commemorate the time passing way too rapidly. It’s the day that you saw the world for the first time, and it is called your Natal Day or more commonly known as your Birthday. To mark this truly special and wonderful day, we’ve gathered a gazillion funny birthday quotes, weeded out the sub-par ones, and are presenting you now with only the most hilarious ones to commemorate your day! So yeah, let us finally reach the subject here - this post is dedicated to inspirational birthday quotes with a touch of the funs.

And why shouldn’t your birthday be a fun festivity! After all, you’ve made it through another year alive. It’s especially commendable having in mind that in the last couple of years, we’ve lived through a summary of the whole twentieth century. So pat yourself on the back, at least for that! You could, in theory, also dedicate one of these hilarious birthday quotes to yourself, or, being the kind and caring person that we have no doubt you are - to one of your friends or acquaintances. If a regular birthday is already a divine day, imagine it supplemented by one of these smart quotes. A riot, indeed!

As per usual, the contents that we’ve been talking on and on about are just a smidgen down below. A myriad of only the sweetest birthday quotes that we could find! After you’re done reading them, vote for the ones that you’ve enjoyed the most and share this article with anyone stuck writing a birthday note!

#1

“Inside every older person is a younger person—wondering what the hell happened.” — Jennifer Yane

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Joanie
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6 months ago

I can tell you for certain. This is true.

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#2

“The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana.“ – Betty White

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Annie Bieber
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6 months ago

💛Betty💛

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#3

“I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don’t have to respect anybody.“ — George Burns

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Chris Harr
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6 months ago

George Burns was Legend!

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#4

“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” — Ogden Nash

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Ann Coffman
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6 months ago

And obviously, I am doing a grand job of it! 😛

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#5

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” — Robert Frost

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Chris Harr
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6 months ago

Well played, good sir! Well played! 😊

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#6

“Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.“ — Will Rogers

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Ann Coffman
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6 months ago

Heck, yeah! Proud to have made it to 59!!

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#7

“If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” — Eubie Blake

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Scooter
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6 months ago

Amen to that

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#8

“I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.” — Phyllis Diller

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Ann Coffman
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6 months ago

I don't wanna go out!

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#9

“Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research.“ — Carl G. Jung

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Chris Harr
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6 months ago

Some of us studied harder than others and sadly, it shows. 😆

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#10

“You're not forty, you're eighteen with twenty-two years experience.“ – Unknown

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Amanda B Bench
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6 months ago

I'm on my 6th 39th birthday 😏

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#11

“I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.” — Unknown

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Gabriel Chandler
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6 months ago

Yes.

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#12

“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.“ — Oscar Wilde

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miki tavi
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6 months ago

Holy crap - Yes!!!

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#13

“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” — Sir Norman Wisdom

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Chris Harr
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6 months ago

Wait. . . What were we talking about?

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#14

“Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.” — Ogden Nash

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Ann Coffman
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6 months ago

Introverts Unite!!!

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#15

“Looking fifty is great—if you’re sixty.” — Joan Rivers

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Annie Bieber
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6 months ago

Amen Joan...Amen!😁

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#16

“Every year on my birthday, I start a new playlist titled after my current age so I can keep track of my favorite songs of the year as a sort of musical diary because I am a teenage girl.“ — Chris Hardwick

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Henry Russell
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6 months ago (edited)

i am a teenager on the inside but i hide it

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#17

“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?“ – Bobby Kelton

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Ann Coffman
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6 months ago

Ummm.... Oh, nevermind, we were talking about food, right?

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#18

“Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.“ — Bob Hope

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Chris Harr
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6 months ago

Bob Hope ♥️

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#19

“Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.” — Herbert Asquith

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Russ Kincade
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6 months ago

Youth is WASTED on the young!

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#20

“Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.“ – Anthony Powell

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Annie Bieber
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6 months ago

Amen

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#21

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” — Lucille Ball

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Adam Zad
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6 months ago

On my last birthday, I turned 21... for the 34th year in a row.

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#22

“I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.” — Eva Gabor

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Morgan
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6 months ago

Preach!!

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#23

“Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.” — Charles Schultz

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Ann Coffman
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6 months ago

It's all downhill from there!

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#24

“They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.” — Malcolm Cowley

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Morgan
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6 months ago

But I'll miss the hair that was on top of it

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#25

“Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.“ – Jim Gaffigan

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Aly Wood
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6 months ago

Gotta love Jim!!!

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#26

“I think all this talk about age is foolish. Every time I’m one year older, everyone else is too.“ — Gloria Swanson

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Morgan
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6 months ago

Hmm

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#27

“Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.“ — Anna Magnani

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Peaches
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6 months ago

She was a hell of an actress

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#28

“Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.” — Dorothy Canfield Fisher

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Morgan
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6 months ago

💕💕

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#29

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.“

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TheHappyBookCat
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6 months ago

Cookie Monster: C-cake?

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#30

“Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.“ — John Glenn

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Hannah Mae Jensen
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6 months ago

You said it.

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#31

“To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn’t wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.“ — Lionel Blue

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Magnolia Bayou Burke
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6 months ago

My 30s are better than my 20s, I hope my 40s are better than my 30s and so on, I wouldn't wish my younger life on anyone.

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#32

“Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.” — Tom Wilson

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Phyzzi
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6 months ago

Rather often unfortunately.

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#33

“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” — Jack Benny

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Morgan
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6 months ago

Yes!

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#34

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.” — Mark Twain

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Tim Lynch
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6 months ago

Now I barely remember being younger, though I'm pretty sure it happened...

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#35

“We must both, I'm afraid, recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars - more and more repairs and replacements are necessary.“ — C. S. Lewis

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Morgan
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6 months ago

But the mileage that comes with it is worth it :)

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#36

“The first hundred years are the hardest.“ — Wilson Mizner

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Annie Bieber
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6 months ago

Tru Dat!! My Great Grandma's live to 109 and nine months. 💜

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#37

“Don’t regret another birthday, the good news is that you are alive and can celebrate it.” — Catherine Pulsifer

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Amanda B Bench
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6 months ago

That's been my thought too since turning 40. Glad to be around to keep celebrating them!

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#38

“You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’“ — Jerry Seinfeld

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Rosemary Probert
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6 months ago

The fire brigade advised against putting a candle on your cake for every year, but that was OK as the shop didn't have that many in stock anyway.

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#39

“Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays.“

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Nicholas Hodsdon
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6 months ago

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live

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#40

“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.” — Golda Meir

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Morgan
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6 months ago

Well.........

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#41

“Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” — C.E.M. Joad

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Russ Kincade
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6 months ago

I heard a woman say "Men are like carpet - if you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them forever!"

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#42

“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?“ — Satchel Paige

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Rosemary Probert
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6 months ago

As old as your nose and a bit older than your teeth.

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#43

“Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.” — Dave Barry

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Gail Cannon
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6 months ago

If you'd just eat more sea urchin gonads, you'd pass the time of wanting to, Dave.... Gail Cannon

#44

“From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.“ – Sophie Tucker

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Jody Whitmarsh
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6 months ago (edited)

I love that none of these life phases says"needs a man"

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#45

“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.” — Maurice Chevalier

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Dawn C
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6 months ago

as some who just survived a sudden cardiac arrest.....I AGREE!!!

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#46

“You’ve heard of the three ages of man: Youth, middle age, and you’re looking wonderful.” — Cardinal Spellman

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Adam Zad
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6 months ago

The Three Stages of a Man's Sex Life: Tri-Weekly; Try, Weekly; and Try, Weakly.

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#47

“When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.“ – Joan Rivers

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Chris Harr
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6 months ago

Joan Rivers ♥️

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#48

“Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.” — Mary Schmich

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Chris Harr
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6 months ago

Every year my dear friend Marlene celebrated her 29th birthday. She did this until she died somewhere in her mid 90's. Even her own kids didn't know exactly how old she was. 😊

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#49

“Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.” — Kin Hubbard

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J Aislynn d'Merricksson
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6 months ago

In energy, oh yes. 😒🤦‍♀️

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#50

“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.“ – Truman Capote

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Jody Whitmarsh
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6 months ago

The 2nd movie in the trilogy is usually the best

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