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Pet Store Gives Celebrity Names To Their Fishes And They Are Hilariously Accurate
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Working at a pet store might seem like the most relaxing job ever - you get to hug puppies, talk with parrots, feed fluffy bunnies and watch aquarium fishes all day long. We all know that this is not entirely true, and even pet store employees might get bored from all the animal friendships from time time. Now, what happens when you are bored at work? Oh, but your creativity spikes and you can come up with some ingenious jokes as good as these funny names for animals spotted in some aquarium fish store.
Not only these fish puns are absolutely hilarious, but they also might relieve you from the stress of picking your new pets' name. Twitter user criminalcal shared a photo she snapped at an unknown pet store which has funny names of all their betta fishes picked out. And the funny puns are absolutely hilarious! If you ever buy one of these fish, you definitely won't be needing to change them. Scroll below to see the name puns and upvote your favorites!
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Cher
Duane "The Rockfish" Johnson
Anne Of Sea Gables
Gilly Joel
Nat Kingfish Cod
I have a betta named Warren Betta. I've also got Snoop Froggy Frog. I'm so amused at these.
Bubble Fett
Adding humor to what is a very cruel practice. Bettas need room to swim, places to hide, and good quality water, none of which they get in those little plastic cups. None of the fish in any of the photos look happy or especially healthy. Stores continue this abusive practice because it is convenient.
I have never seen any pets stores that have passable conditions for any of the animals. All the rodents have far to little space, bad wheels, bad food, litter that can give them respiratory infections, and no stimulation. The (very social) birds are often kept alone in a small cage with a few chew toys that they don't really care about because they are miserable. None of the animals get let out to play like they need to be. The fish often have dead fish floating at the top. They just don't care at all. I hate pet stores so much and always just want to take all the animals home with me so I can spoil them.
Aunt Messy, if you are keeping your Betta in two gallons are less, they will be very stressed by water changes. If you move your Betta to a tank that is 5 gallons or more, you will probably find your fish does not sleep so much. Smaller tanks are very stressing. People mistakenly believe they live in small bodies of water because they were observed in small bodies of water in dry seasons. Under normal conditions, they live in extensive waterways with lots of room to roam. They simply can survive the temporary less-than-ideal situations that sometimes occur in their native environment. That does not mean that they thrive in small amounts of water. Betta need at minimum 5 gallons. More is ideal. While they do not prefer a lot of movement in the water, they do need some aeration, which is another reason they need so much space - to give them proper aeration but also space to stay out of the flow when they want to.
Then you haven’t been to any other pet store owned by trumpsters, bc foreign pet stores in the U.S. are the bomb they have a ton of space and the best living conditions ever.
Part of the problem is pet stores also sell those tiny 1-2 gallon fish tanks and fish bowls as if those are reasonable living quarters for a fish. They are not. Pet stores should be more responsible about educating their customers on the proper care of the animals and not sell gear unsuitable to pets.
@Cassie. The bettas I've had live between 4 and 5 years in perfect health. Since their "official" maximum life span is only 2 1/2 - 3 years, I think we're ok.
They can live for like 10 years
You're reply is abusive to my eyes.
I don't really have a problem with keeping them in the store like this, until they're bought (these cups actually look bigger than the jars I usually see them in in pet stores), because I know it's kinda impossible to have a large aquarium for each Betta in your store (as you can't just put males together). As long as you know they'll get a large enough aquarium (at least 60-80cm for a long fin) with loads of plants at the home they're being sold to. Unfortunately, that's often not the case. :-(
You're reply is an abusive practise to my eyes
Fish kept in quarantine are held in a volume of oxygenated water appropriate to the oxygen requirements for their size. There is an equation somewhere as to how many inches of fish can be safely kept per volume of water, particularly where the water quality is constantly monitored and optimum quality. Fish have a very short term-memory - they never realise they are bored. This business has valuable fish - they wont just risk their health and lose money on them. Just reckon the staff were more bored than the fish to name them all.
https://www.newscientist.com/lastword/mg23130821-000-memory-test/ A lot of research has gone into the memory span of fish (this article is just a popular science example), and the '3 seconds memory span of goldfish' theory has long been debunked. Most (slightly larger) fish can even recognize faces, including goldfish and bettas. You can see the difference in behaviour when you put a betta in a small, empty aquarium, or a larger aquarium with lots of plants. He's much more active when there's just more to do. (can I add that I have a graduate degree in biology, just to be sure? ;-) ).
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Actually, bettas are territorial and don't require a lot of space. A gallon or two is more than ample. They do like things to hide behind - anti acid moss balls work well for them, and they do sleep a LOT. When they sleep they like to be supported, so a fake leaf on a suction cup about 3" below the surface of the water gives them a napping spot. ...///... Bettas hail from river eddies and still areas. They don't like super-fresh water and mine gets very cranky when I change his water. I've observed that every betta I've ever had hates water changes.
I'm sorry, but a lot of what you said is untrue. Bettas live in a variety of environments, and only a few live in small still bodies of water. The reason you here about that so often is because they will often jump into puddles and shallow areas, but they usually die sooner when they do. They thrive in larger tanks with circulation. I have 12 bettas as pets, and I also breed them to sell.
What awful little tubs. This isn't entertainment, this is sick.
Absolutely sick. There is nothing hilarious about this submission.
Yeah.....no. This is a fail. The names might be clever but how the hell are they supposed to be "hilariously accurate"? Some of the fish aren't even THERE.
Yeah, they're cute names, but they have nothing to do with the fish themselves. BP is on a run of clickbait titles again is all.
They'd been sold, obviously. The names are there to attract attention, nothing more.
Adding humor to what is a very cruel practice. Bettas need room to swim, places to hide, and good quality water, none of which they get in those little plastic cups. None of the fish in any of the photos look happy or especially healthy. Stores continue this abusive practice because it is convenient.
I have never seen any pets stores that have passable conditions for any of the animals. All the rodents have far to little space, bad wheels, bad food, litter that can give them respiratory infections, and no stimulation. The (very social) birds are often kept alone in a small cage with a few chew toys that they don't really care about because they are miserable. None of the animals get let out to play like they need to be. The fish often have dead fish floating at the top. They just don't care at all. I hate pet stores so much and always just want to take all the animals home with me so I can spoil them.
Aunt Messy, if you are keeping your Betta in two gallons are less, they will be very stressed by water changes. If you move your Betta to a tank that is 5 gallons or more, you will probably find your fish does not sleep so much. Smaller tanks are very stressing. People mistakenly believe they live in small bodies of water because they were observed in small bodies of water in dry seasons. Under normal conditions, they live in extensive waterways with lots of room to roam. They simply can survive the temporary less-than-ideal situations that sometimes occur in their native environment. That does not mean that they thrive in small amounts of water. Betta need at minimum 5 gallons. More is ideal. While they do not prefer a lot of movement in the water, they do need some aeration, which is another reason they need so much space - to give them proper aeration but also space to stay out of the flow when they want to.
Then you haven’t been to any other pet store owned by trumpsters, bc foreign pet stores in the U.S. are the bomb they have a ton of space and the best living conditions ever.
Part of the problem is pet stores also sell those tiny 1-2 gallon fish tanks and fish bowls as if those are reasonable living quarters for a fish. They are not. Pet stores should be more responsible about educating their customers on the proper care of the animals and not sell gear unsuitable to pets.
@Cassie. The bettas I've had live between 4 and 5 years in perfect health. Since their "official" maximum life span is only 2 1/2 - 3 years, I think we're ok.
They can live for like 10 years
You're reply is abusive to my eyes.
I don't really have a problem with keeping them in the store like this, until they're bought (these cups actually look bigger than the jars I usually see them in in pet stores), because I know it's kinda impossible to have a large aquarium for each Betta in your store (as you can't just put males together). As long as you know they'll get a large enough aquarium (at least 60-80cm for a long fin) with loads of plants at the home they're being sold to. Unfortunately, that's often not the case. :-(
You're reply is an abusive practise to my eyes
Fish kept in quarantine are held in a volume of oxygenated water appropriate to the oxygen requirements for their size. There is an equation somewhere as to how many inches of fish can be safely kept per volume of water, particularly where the water quality is constantly monitored and optimum quality. Fish have a very short term-memory - they never realise they are bored. This business has valuable fish - they wont just risk their health and lose money on them. Just reckon the staff were more bored than the fish to name them all.
https://www.newscientist.com/lastword/mg23130821-000-memory-test/ A lot of research has gone into the memory span of fish (this article is just a popular science example), and the '3 seconds memory span of goldfish' theory has long been debunked. Most (slightly larger) fish can even recognize faces, including goldfish and bettas. You can see the difference in behaviour when you put a betta in a small, empty aquarium, or a larger aquarium with lots of plants. He's much more active when there's just more to do. (can I add that I have a graduate degree in biology, just to be sure? ;-) ).
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
Actually, bettas are territorial and don't require a lot of space. A gallon or two is more than ample. They do like things to hide behind - anti acid moss balls work well for them, and they do sleep a LOT. When they sleep they like to be supported, so a fake leaf on a suction cup about 3" below the surface of the water gives them a napping spot. ...///... Bettas hail from river eddies and still areas. They don't like super-fresh water and mine gets very cranky when I change his water. I've observed that every betta I've ever had hates water changes.
I'm sorry, but a lot of what you said is untrue. Bettas live in a variety of environments, and only a few live in small still bodies of water. The reason you here about that so often is because they will often jump into puddles and shallow areas, but they usually die sooner when they do. They thrive in larger tanks with circulation. I have 12 bettas as pets, and I also breed them to sell.
What awful little tubs. This isn't entertainment, this is sick.
Absolutely sick. There is nothing hilarious about this submission.
Yeah.....no. This is a fail. The names might be clever but how the hell are they supposed to be "hilariously accurate"? Some of the fish aren't even THERE.
Yeah, they're cute names, but they have nothing to do with the fish themselves. BP is on a run of clickbait titles again is all.
They'd been sold, obviously. The names are there to attract attention, nothing more.