If you've ever heard the phrase, "Life's a beach," you probably wondered what does it actually mean. A seagull swooping in and stealing your wallet? Or maybe that beached whales are some profound allegory for our society? Well, probably neither but it's fun to entertain the possibilities.

We here at Bored Panda have compiled a series of the most unexpected things that took place at the seashore and it turns out, these pictures have the answers to the questions above. So if you thought that nothing ever really happens on a beach day, let us prove you wrong. It's not just lazing around and baking in the sunshine. The same water you're washing your troubles away can also spit out a giant squid right in your face. The sad part, though, is that it's not all that exciting. Or romantic. There's always a balding, middle-aged man to photobomb your best shots. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all these funny people around you.

#1

Her Name Is Argiro And She Likes To Dry Up On This Chair That The Locals Saved For Her

Her Name Is Argiro And She Likes To Dry Up On This Chair That The Locals Saved For Her

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logical fallacy
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This must be in Greece. Argyro means 'silvery' in Greek, it's a relatively common name. So sweet. And she is kinda silvery too :)

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What's cool about visiting the beach -- even the same one -- is that they are ever-changing environments so it'll be a little different every time you come back. Within one human lifetime, a shoreline can grow or shrink by tens of feet due to the action of waves, wind, storms, floods and other weather conditions. 

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    Waves can erode beaches and carry material to other areas, widening shorelines. They can also erode the bases of cliffs until they collapse, changing the coastline overnight. The wind blows sand beyond the waves, forming sand dunes which are eventually colonized by plants. The vegetation slows the wind, preventing it from blowing the sand away and the dunes continue growing larger and larger. There's always something going on.

    #3

    My Lady Friend Wanted A Piggy Back Picture On The Beach And A Random Biker Watching The Sunset Said He Wanted One Too

    My Lady Friend Wanted A Piggy Back Picture On The Beach And A Random Biker Watching The Sunset Said He Wanted One Too

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    And if this leaves you craving for a new adventure, try to look for a beach that has a Blue Flag status. Blue Flag criteria include quality, safety, environmental education and information standards, the provision of services and general environmental management criteria. This means that they are safe, the water quality is great, and there are plenty of things to experience. They are in most countries around the world with a total of 4,154 Blue Flags waving across the globe.

    #4

    This Sign On A Beach In Lithuania

    This Sign On A Beach In Lithuania

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    Laura Zappenduster
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume, people are peeing there in public just to get famous ^^

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    #6

    How To Use Sand To Freak People Out

    How To Use Sand To Freak People Out

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    #7

    How Girls Take Pictures At The Beach

    How Girls Take Pictures At The Beach

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    #8

    A Radical Concept. Bali 2017

    A Radical Concept. Bali 2017

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    #9

    We Took My Cat To The Beach And There Happened To Be A Professional Dancer Having A Photo Shoot

    We Took My Cat To The Beach And There Happened To Be A Professional Dancer Having A Photo Shoot

    Obviously this happened because Buns' day wasn't confusing enough.

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    Wyomudder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard of someone taking their cat to the beach... is this a thing?? It sounds marvelous!

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    #10

    When Your Beach Towel Is From Costco

    When Your Beach Towel Is From Costco

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    Natters
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to know how they clean it...

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    #11

    Saw This Guy On The Beach. He Said His Grandkids Bought Him This Shirt

    Saw This Guy On The Beach. He Said His Grandkids Bought Him This Shirt

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    D H
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got 99 problems, and a beach isn't one of them

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    #12

    I Was Stood Taking A Photo Of My Girlfriend In The Sea, Then Realised So Was Every Other Instagram Boyfriend

    I Was Stood Taking A Photo Of My Girlfriend In The Sea, Then Realised So Was Every Other Instagram Boyfriend

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    #13

    You Have To Stay 10' Feet Away From The Wild Ponies On Assateague, Even If They Steal Your Spot

    You Have To Stay 10' Feet Away From The Wild Ponies On Assateague, Even If They Steal Your Spot

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    #14

    E Is For Existential Crisis

    E Is For Existential Crisis

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    #15

    This Perfect "Story In Three Panels" Of My Cousin

    This Perfect "Story In Three Panels" Of My Cousin

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    Pungent Sauce
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People bash on pigeons all the time, but seagulls are far higher up in the rankings of sky-rats. Right bastards, all of them.

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    #16

    My Mom Stumbled Into This Drug Dealer While In Jamaica

    My Mom Stumbled Into This Drug Dealer While In Jamaica

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    #17

    My Boyfriend Decided To Take My Dog To The Beach Today For Some “Quality” Time Together

    My Boyfriend Decided To Take My Dog To The Beach Today For Some “Quality” Time Together

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    Sleep Meister
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am so going to pee in your shoes when i get out of here. FEAR ME! FEAR......MEEEE!"

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    #18

    Mr. Crab's First Dollar

    Mr. Crab's First Dollar

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    #19

    I Found A Door (And Nothing Else) On An Abandoned Beach

    I Found A Door (And Nothing Else) On An Abandoned Beach

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    Daria Z
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, did you open it?

    Jennifer Baskin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just going to comment "watch out for lobstrosities!"

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    JD Cassavaugh
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you wait to see if the Gunslinger came back through it?

    Benj
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone ever read The Drawing of The Three?...

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p. It's the real life Drawing of the Three! Don't open it, there's lobstrosities on the other side! Da da chick...da da chum.

    Marcellus the Third
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW do you abandon a beach? They consist of whatever nobody has use for: sand, rocks, pebbles, rubbish, seawater... anything else is a resource.

    Alex Craig
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A door to The Dark Tower that Roland passed through.

    Midnight Dream
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Aunt Josephine's Door! The cliff must have eroded! People

    AzKhaleesi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read the Dark Tower, I know what happens here.

    Sylwia W
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was the person that took this picture I’d make walls out of sand around it and put my beach towel inside

    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step in to find it's smaller on the inside.

    캉 홍빈
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I walk through it will I end up in Boo's room?

    Patrick McKemie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the beach is a rockin, don't bother knockin

    Bridgit Gilmore
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if it goes to Narnia? Or maybe Hogworts???

    Mark CM
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT go through the door! You have been warned! I've seen this in the Twilight Zone!

    THEPS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go through it ! It leads to an alternate universe.

    Jenny Lorenz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you open it, it will lead to another reality or dimension.

    Sunzilla
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, obviously the house is in a different dimension.

    Greg Balcerak
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of "Dark Tower" series by Stephen King ^^ (second volume to be exact)

    Susan Mesick
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this movie-I think Narnia might be on the other side

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they get any mail today?

    Nikki D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes a beach "abandoned"? Just lack of people?

    Colin Leetham
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to Nightvale... No visitors are allowed in the dog park.

    Leo H
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gateway to hell..or jersy?

    Karl Geisel
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    IAmKaLm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be shy, walk right through it.

    Eleni Spatharou
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess Roland is coming for a new gunslinger!

    Shirley Heyn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not abandoned if still getting mail delivered. . .

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (icy rasping voice against the wind) "Welcome! You may enter at your peril".

    Ellie Mae
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well heck, there’s a mailbox there too!

    Elise Williams
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, so that is all that YOU see. I'll admit that the dog barking behind the fence is a bit yappy but hey . . .

    Brenda Swann
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minus the net, it is actually beautiful, mail box and all. Create your story for that door.

    William Wallner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like that toll gate in Blazing Saddles.

    zef rose
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    Doris S. Anderson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just might find yourself in another dimension! Leave some mail ~ ~

    Sandra Mason
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not nothing... there's a mailbox. and a fence. and a light.

    Jennifer Erdossy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatchu talking about, Willis? There is a mailbox/bird feeder RIGHT THERE. and a fence. This door does not exist in a vacuum, there are other things present!

    Dog Lover
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exit through the gift shop please

    Mairlady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's on the other side? Rod Sterling where are you?

    Andreea Palamariu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drawing of the three - Stephen King 😁

    TheNerdyOne
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It leads to the monster world!

    Cyd Charisse
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing else? Looks like you also found a net and a mailbox

    Ashley Harrold
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's the beginning of a horror movie XD

    Gabrielle Causey
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time that happened I didn't get to come back for a good bit. Saw some cool stuff, though.

    Mary Hayden
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Drawing of the Three, The Dark Tower 2" by Stephen King

    Da Goodbois
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alice and wonderland reference

    Ed Bodycomb
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like book 2 of the Dark Tower, before they ruined it with that s****y movie.

    back atya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a hurricane blew away the rest of the house

    Jazmin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That episode of a series of unfortunate events

    Jody Brown
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mailbox is like, "What, I'm chopped liver?"

    Costel Ionache
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try to see what is on the other side

    Tambot
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you open it, a boy and comes out wearing white flow-y shirts, singing about love.

    Wistre Vist
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    careful- Mike/Sully/Boo are gonna bust out,

    Michele Gillman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, did you open it, if so, where did it go? lol

    Debster
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like Up but the balloons didn't take the door or mailbox.

    Magpie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonko the Sane are you home?

    Cate Thiele
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts exactly...it’s the entrance to Outside the Asylum...thanks Douglas Adams

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    Shull GaRett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come with "Knock knock" jokes?

    Xavier Wescott
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if it's an art installation.

    KCN
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on. You found a mailbox and some railings too.

    Vic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abandoned door on an abandoned beach?? Hmm..

    Ridho Arfan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's locked so everyone can't go to the other side of the beach

    Cactus McCoy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is the boundary between 'inside' and 'outside' the asylum.

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    #20

    So I Went To The Beach And Saw This

    So I Went To The Beach And Saw This

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    #21

    I Feel Like I Just Missed A Miracle On The Beach

    I Feel Like I Just Missed A Miracle On The Beach

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    #22

    Creative Sprite Ad, Creepy Chair Guy

    Creative Sprite Ad, Creepy Chair Guy

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    Carol Emory
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah someone needs to check the local sex offenders database...*shudder....

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    #23

    Just Bro Things

    Just Bro Things

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    #24

    Visual Representation Of Why Women Live Longer Than Men

    Visual Representation Of Why Women Live Longer Than Men

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    #25

    Finally An Answer To The Age Old Question "Do Raccoons On A Beach In Panama City, Feel Like Fritos?"

    Finally An Answer To The Age Old Question "Do Raccoons On A Beach In Panama City, Feel Like Fritos?"

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    #26

    Taking Too Long To Take A Photo Of Her Food On The Beach

    Taking Too Long To Take A Photo Of Her Food On The Beach

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    #27

    This Man At The Beach Has A Tiny Deck Chair To Rest His Head

    This Man At The Beach Has A Tiny Deck Chair To Rest His Head

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    #28

    That's One Patient Dog

    That's One Patient Dog

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    #29

    Dodge Tried To Shoot A Commercial For A $60,000 Truck At My Local Beach

    Dodge Tried To Shoot A Commercial For A $60,000 Truck At My Local Beach

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    Herb Eaversmells
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the truck ran well after this, it would be an add in itself.

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    #30

    Saw This Inspirational Beach Message This Morning

    Saw This Inspirational Beach Message This Morning

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    Christine Holl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no wifi. Talk to each other and pretend it is 1995.

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    #31

    Seagull Has No Boundaries

    Seagull Has No Boundaries

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    #32

    This Man Is Taking A Picture Of His Vape At The Beach

    This Man Is Taking A Picture Of His Vape At The Beach

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    #33

    Dragged This Down To The Beach

    Dragged This Down To The Beach

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    Kai
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he didnt leave it there.

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