That lovely German word 'schadenfreude' describes the pleasure that one gets in witnessing another person's misfortune. While we don't necessarily condone this slightly evil feeling, it can be useful in putting one's own struggles and unfortunate events into perspective.
For instance, it's Monday. You didn't get much sleep, the car won't start, and you're late for work. Seems like you're having the worst day ever! It's easy to feel grumpy and full of self-pity; you might even bring the people around you down as well, with your crappy mood.
However, one look at this list, compiled by Bored Panda, will immediately make you realize how much worse things can be. These people are having a really bad day, , and it's sure to be even more unlucky than yours!
Scroll down below for your Monday dose of schadenfreude for yourself, and sure your own funny accidents and worst fails in the comments!
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My Cat Couldn't Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It
So, like these unfortunate souls bestowed with bad luck, you have had a terrible day. What's the best and healthiest way to deal with such a setback? Psychology today has some basic tips on how to calm down, come to terms with your fate and carry on with serene acceptance, avoiding an existential crisis.
Start by setting an intention to be gentle with yourself. "When you're feeling battered around by the winds of luck, you're going to need some self-nurturing. Set an intention that you're going to be kind to yourself while you're waiting for the universe to start dishing out some kindness again."
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Treat yourself: "A dose of positive emotion will increase your resilience during stressful days. Know yourself well enough that you have a short mental (or written) list of simple things you enjoy that reliably boost your mood."
"As a self-test, try to come up with five things now that reliably boost your mood. They need to be simple and under your control (e.g., "sunny days" isn't going to work since you can't personally create one of those.) If you find this hard, note whatever you can and add to it when something pops into your mind."
Some examples could include: Getting a kind of food that you like that you don't eat that often, maybe lobster or some fried plantain! A good, tasty meal is always good for the mood... You could also book yourself in for a massage or meditation session on the way home from work, or yes, even a beer. But don't overdo it, because alcohol is never the answer to a problem!
Kids Playing With Fire Hose During Coast Guard Demo
Those kids are going to have quite a story to tell when they get home.
This Big Guy And Three Of His Friends Got Into A Newly Built Montana House And Proceeded To Live There For A Month Before Being Found
Get something small done that's on your own agenda: "Positive mood comes from a combination of pleasure and a sense of mastery (feeling you're competent and can get things done). These both go out the window on bad days because having a run of bad luck usually feels frustrating, demoralizing, and out of control."
"Find something you can get done that will ensure the day isn't totally unproductive. It's a skill to be able to identify quick mastery tasks that feel achievable no matter what else you have going on. The more you practice, the better you'll get at it."
Went To Open My Fridge. Definitely Thought My Hand Was Connected Properly
Stuck His Head In A Hole In A Tree To Take A Look, Guess What He Found
And finally, learn to recognize the impact of stressful events: "When I worked as a therapist, clients would frequently overlook or underestimate the impact of stressful events and frustrations on their mood."
"It's a lot easier to cope with one isolated incident than it is to cope with a series of blows that come in quick succession. If you're feeling down or overwhelmed, it can help to recognize that many of the causes of your stress are temporary, one-off events, or random incidents of bad luck."
These incidents are all just that, random incidents of bad luck. Life goes on! In the meantime, let's all enjoy a little hilarious schadenfreude at these poor people's expense!
Crashed Car And A Parking Ticket
Put My Visor Down In The Side To Block The Sun
Threw My Swatter At A Fly. Don't Ask Questions Because I Don't Have Answers
My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Shit And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home
Their Flight Left 2 Hours Ago
Oh No
Pretty sure this is where that's from. My mom was around 600lbs with lots of medical issue and she never once had to go to a zoo to get a scan. I call shenanigans (and maybe copyright infringement).
Load More Replies...For all those saying "it's their own fault, etc.": are you aware of metabolic disorders? Do you know firsthand what side effects drugs like Prednisone can have? Do you genuinely believe bullying works? Are you practiced enough in psychology to know every way childhood trauma can affect an adult's life? If not, perhaps YOU are the one in need of change.
Metabolic disorders are real... but rare. Statistically 70 % of adult Americans are overweight/obese. That speaks a lot more to systemic problem, than a rapid rise/abundance of metabolic disorders. I agree that bullying doesn't work... but people sometimes confuse bullying with the truth of a situation. If a doctor tells you you need to loose weight for health reasons and that it will affect the longevity of your life ...he is not fat shaming you! He is telling you the truth. And I am well aware of what Prednisone does. For one it is a steroid and you shouldn't be on it long-term at all....so it really shouldn't matter. 2nd there can be some weight gain, but not 300 lbs....maybe 20.
Load More Replies...On all people saying this is BS, one of my patients in a Dutch hospital was too heavy for the CT (it's about the weight not the room). I thought this very sad, especially since there was something serious but they couldn't diagnose it only guess. The patient died suddenly in my shift. I searched and found out there is a facility with a heavy duty MRI, which is used for horses (mostly) at certain hours, but gets cleaned up and used for humans as well. But it's on the other side of the country.
Well the Dutch scanner apparently was the first one used for humans and animals, but that's news from 2013. So maybe that changed.
Load More Replies...Maybe they have medical problems you don’t understand...
Load More Replies...In response to (Marnie)—I was diagnosed with Hashimoto's in my 20's but not until it got really bad. I was misdiagnosed quite a bit, but when my vision started to go blurry and I gained 30 pounds in a month, they finally figured it out. It also turns out it runs in the family on my dad's side. They have antibodies that they can test for but that is not the only diagnostic tool.
Scanners were meant to be torture chambers for anyone who feels ill. They are tiny and if you are claustrophobic, you probably won't make it through the ordeal. I nearly went mad.
We had a large body habitus (230kg) patient who had to go in a horse MRI scanner at an equine centre, not sure if there is such thing as an elephant scanner.
Denial is one of the strongest mind tricks a person can play on themselves but maybe that was a wake up call to them. Also we don't know if there was a medical reason for their weight that made it even harder to control.
Load More Replies...I knew a guy who had to go to the recycling center to get weighed.
How would you feel seeing elephant's led out after being scanned and then it's your turn.
There actually are roomier MRI machines etc for claustrofobic people. These look more like toasters, open at the sides. So I call (elephant) BS.
Unfortunately, being open at the sides may be of no help when most of a 500lb. persons weight is in front. Sadly, not b.s.
Load More Replies...Or they have a disability or condition that causes them to gain weight or makes it harder to lose it or they were abused and their diet was controlled completely or a million and one other reason that aren't 'they did it to themselves". Cockwomble.
Load More Replies...I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This
Putting the clues together, it seems he pooped, got it stuck on his foot, ran in circles trying to get it off, and flipped over. Good job, buddy.
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Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It's Probably Not As Bad As 'I Tipped Over A Satellite And It'll Cost $135 Million To Fix' Bad
That impact test went well! It got hit by a planet and is still in one piece! That's a Job Well Done!
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My Dad Bought A Soap From A Charity In 2016 And Only Today Opened The Box. Look What Was Inside! P.S. My Dad Is A Huge Football Fan
That was just stupid of the soap company! Lots of people don't open a soap box right away but wait until they've finished the soap they already have.
So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time
Bet She's Glad She Bought That Tire Cover
Driver was taken to the hospital as a precaution.
When The Snowplow ‘Nicks’ Your Car
Poor Megan
Anyone Curious What Happened After That Guy Ripped His Pants At The Wedding. I'm His Wife
Siberian Summer
I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems
I've Been Using The Complimentary Towel At My Apartment's Swimming Pool. Someone Just Told Me It's A Towel For Wet Dogs
I just moved in to a new apartment complex and I've been using the new swimming pool and hot tub. I usually come straight from gym, so as a courtesy to others, I shower in this locker room before I use the pool. I keep forgetting to bring a towel so I quickly use one of these towels on the wall. Yesterday, a stranger saw me bathing and here and told me that this is actually a room meant for residents to give baths to their dogs, and that the shower I'm looking for is in a different locker room. As he tried to hold back laughter, he asked me what I thought this blue thing was for. I told him I thought it was for bathing babies. FML.
In Colorado, Due To Rock Fall, A 20 Mile Stretch Of Highway Now Has A 238 Mile, 4,5 Hour Detour
A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool
Finally Gave In And Let My Daughter Get A Cat. Turns Out She’s Allergic
A Small Crash Revealed Just How Much Make Up She Had On
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A Woman Put 1.5 Gallons Of Windshield Washer Liquid Instead Of Oil
Life Must Be Hard For Him
Whoever Threw A Sink Into My Car Last Night
The Door I Had To Get Through Last Night To Get To My Room
My Favorite Wedding Photo. I Got A Bubble In My Eye While We Were Leaving
don't be ashamed by getting emotional, no need to hide behind a bubble-accident
I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole
My Roof Caved In Last Night
Trying To Even Out My Tan On My Lunch Break
ATM Shut Down With My Card In It
Cut My Finger While Opening A Package Of Band Aids
Damn
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Some of these are so hilarious. i felt bad for laughing because if I were in any of those circumstances I would want to crawl in a hole and cry. But they were really funny.
I got in an Uber close to the Port of Miami. The previous passengers left their phone in the car and at that moment boarding for a cruise. I didn't mind the driver going back to the Port do drop off the phone.
I accidentally leaned on an electric plug and left the bottom plug inside the outlet. Still works, but now an outlet at my friend's house has the third hole blocked. Plus the thing was my dad's, so... Also bonus, my brother's earbuds got yanked out of his iPod, and left the metal part stuck inside. Neither the earbuds nor the iPod's sound work.
I enjoy laughing at the foibles of others, but when you constantly attribute anonymous dumb actions to women it becomes something sinister. If you truly want to "highlight the positive things that unite us" make sure it's all of us. Girls growing up in a society that treats them as if they are stupid will be less likely to rise to their potential and more likely to suffer from depression and anxiety. And boys raised to believe their gender makes them superior will result in what we're experiencing today: rampant hatred and violence towards others. Please live up to your responsibility.
Makes the job search easier because I am now goofing off! Very entertaining! Thanks for the chuckles!!
Some of these are so hilarious. i felt bad for laughing because if I were in any of those circumstances I would want to crawl in a hole and cry. But they were really funny.
I got in an Uber close to the Port of Miami. The previous passengers left their phone in the car and at that moment boarding for a cruise. I didn't mind the driver going back to the Port do drop off the phone.
I accidentally leaned on an electric plug and left the bottom plug inside the outlet. Still works, but now an outlet at my friend's house has the third hole blocked. Plus the thing was my dad's, so... Also bonus, my brother's earbuds got yanked out of his iPod, and left the metal part stuck inside. Neither the earbuds nor the iPod's sound work.
I enjoy laughing at the foibles of others, but when you constantly attribute anonymous dumb actions to women it becomes something sinister. If you truly want to "highlight the positive things that unite us" make sure it's all of us. Girls growing up in a society that treats them as if they are stupid will be less likely to rise to their potential and more likely to suffer from depression and anxiety. And boys raised to believe their gender makes them superior will result in what we're experiencing today: rampant hatred and violence towards others. Please live up to your responsibility.
Makes the job search easier because I am now goofing off! Very entertaining! Thanks for the chuckles!!