This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here’s 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)
If you spent hours upon hours watching Pimp My Ride in the early 2000s, you might have dreamed of owning a totally awesome car. Maybe you’ve always wanted to adorn your Mini Cooper in flames or add rainbow lights to the bottom of your truck. There’s nothing wrong with infusing some personality into your ride. After all, if you want to make a statement when you pull up to the office, that’s your prerogative!
However, before you start making permanent changes to your vehicle, you’ll want to do plenty of research. Otherwise, you might end up with stupidity on wheels. We took a trip to the [Bad] Car Mods subreddit and gathered some of their funniest posts below. These photos prove that, sometimes, a humble Honda is way cooler than a botched BMW! Enjoy scrolling through these pics, and be sure to upvote the ones that give you a greater appreciation for your "boring" car.
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Mystery Machine Upgrade Or Downgrade?
We have a local "Mystery Machine". I frequently see it at Walmart.
We had one in Grand Rapids as well, it makes you smile when you see it.
Load More Replies...Poorsche
For whatever it's worth, Herr Doktor Porsche (from Bohemia, now in the Czech Republic, then part of the Austro-Hungarian empire) did design the original VW Beetle - as the Porsche Type 60, aka the KdF (Kraft durch Freude/Strength Through Joy) Wagen, later the VW Type 1. A curious fact many don't know is that the development of the original VW factory to begin mass production of the original VW Beetle (Germany only made about 210 during the war) was run by British Army Major Ivan Hirst - initially for two main reasons: to give Germans employment in their war-shattered country, and to build motor cars for the occupying forces to use - Europe was a mess at the time. Look him up - it's a fascinating story.
My friend got me a Jaguar hood ornament as a gag gift when I was 17. My car was a 1986 Mazda 323 (I used to joke that it was only 4 years younger than I was.) My friend and I drilled holes in my '86 Mazda's hood and attached the Jaguar hood ornament to it XD
Load More Replies...I believe the 914 was known in Europe as a Volkswagen, but US dealers insisted they be badged as Porsches.
Mike T: the full story is apparently a bit more complicated. Wikipedia's explanation seems somewhat lacking in details. The original idea was for the 914 to be made by VW with a 4 cylinder VW engine, and by Porsche with a 6 cylinder Porsche engine. Wikipedia says: "A Volkswagen-Porsche joint venture, Volkswagen of America, handled export to the U.S., where both versions were badged and sold as Porsches. The four-cylinder cars were sold as Volkswagen-Porsches at European Volkswagen dealerships."
Load More Replies...I'm more concerned about his positioning! Which lane is he in? Left, right or centre?
I Think People Who Do This Are So Stupid
I don't understand how this is allowed on the road. You'd never get it insured here in the UK - running tyres like that is insanely dangerous.
Not to mention how costly it is wearing out the inside of the tires fast.
Load More Replies...For those who were wondering if this was an idiotic AI picture: maybe? But "camber" and "stanced" cars are a thing. A smallish camber will help with handling at speed. This we see here? It is because it's considered cool or pretty. It is no different than lowriders, so it isn't exactly stupid so much as an extreme taste.
And this is not in the least bit ILLEGAL now is it 🤦♀️ooo our uk police interceptors would have. Field day with this one 😂🙄🤦♀️
Most people probably never consider making any changes to their cars. As long as your trusty Kia gets you from place to place in one piece, there’s nothing more that it really needs to do. But if you’re someone who loves thinking outside the box, and you’re not scared to stand out, your vehicle might just be the perfect candidate for modifications.
If you’re not sure where to start, Halfords has a guide that breaks down everything you need to know about car modifications. First, you’ll have to decide whether you’re interested in cosmetic or performance modifications (or both). Cosmetic mods include body kits, custom paint jobs, tinted windows, alloy wheels and more. Performance mods, on the other hand, can enhance your car’s power, handling or efficiency.
Here's My Contribution To This Sub. I Did This Out Of Boredom
Excellent! 🤣 (P.S. I agree with Greta, but I also ride a petrol powered motorcycle, so - hypocrisy, much? Yeah, I think so... I've got a pedal powered bike too. Honest. 😁)
She protested reliance on petroleum in various places, one of many that desire a world that runs on clean energy
Load More Replies...Are you just farting into the keyboard and somehow transplanting the farts into words?
Load More Replies...Looks Like The Seeds Grew In Its Stomach…poor Car
Chrysler Imperial Star Destroyer?
Look up the Starbug car that a Red Dwarf fan made. It was even used in the Red Dwarf movie.
There was a movie?! Omg, I didn't know that. I've seen the whole series a bunch of times, I used to own it, though my ex got it in the divorce. I need to find it!
Load More Replies...If this is a backyard project/hobby/artistic outlet it's really cool. As vehicle in traffic? Not so much.
I bet if you take it up in a real airplane and push it out it will FLY... just once!
Rebel scout, running into the meeting: "Lord Vader's space ship's five miles long!" Rebels: "Dooo Dah! Doo Dah!
Before making any changes to your car, it’s also important to know which modifications are actually legal in your country and/or state. For example, Halfords notes that drivers in the UK cannot have overly dark tinted windows, neon lights that are too bright, excessively loud exhausts or unsafe spoilers on their vehicle. Custom license plates must also meet the DVLA standards, and any engine remapping that results in increased emissions is prohibited.
Your insurance company might also have something to say about the modifications you make to your vehicle. Alloy wheels, superchargers, turbochargers, bodywork upgrades and even some cosmetic changes may cause your insurance premiums to rise.
I Actually Love It
If you pull it back until it clicks will it then go forward really fast?
Fun fact if you pull it back, it clicks and when you let go…it goes forward really fast!!
Actually! It looks a 1000 times WAY better than those ridiculous, useless "cyber-trucks!"
Spotted In The Wild, Ugliest I've Seen Yet
It was already wanky before the redecorating.
Load More Replies...But their owners like this ugly stuff. It is the only way they can get any attention. Even if it is to mock them.
Wonder if those were the colors for his high school teams? I also wonder if that's when he peaked in life?
I saw a cyber truck in my area full of colorful graffiti. Sad to say, I think it was intentionally done by the owner lol
This Car Cucked MT. Washington
This lot is at least funny. I'm not sure what my favourite is. Somewhere between "Bigfoot is real and I helped him commit tax fraud" and "In dog years I'm gay".
I'm mostly amazed at that they didn't c e n s o r cucked?
Load More Replies...That's hilarious 😆 he's missing the one that says "this man ate my son" under a picture of Ted Cruz
These are hilarious. I love absurd bumper stickers like these. I'm actually almost out of room for them on my car...
Some people have cars so they can apply ridiculously stupid f*****g bumper stickers to them.
I would have a collision trying to get close enough to read every one of those! Road hazard!
I really wonder, how long it took the IRS (Internal Revenue Service) in the US to knock that person door
the IRS doesnt open investigations into cryptozoological urban legends, nor do they open investigations based on bumper stickers.
Load More Replies...If you’re looking to make some simple modifications to your vehicle that won’t break the bank or ruin your car, Prime EVA has some recommendations. First, let’s start with the interior of your car. Seat covers can quickly transform the inside of your vehicle. And if you care about what your passengers see when they step inside, floor mats can make a big difference too. While you’re at it, you might as well add some air fresheners to ensure that your friends don’t smell the pizza you picked up last night for dinner.
But Why?
There are more on the reddit thread. Se my response for link.
Load More Replies...Oh, this *REALLY* needs a wide band of Duct Tape around the seams, just for humor value!
It's easy to hate this but it's kind of cool. I mean, who welds 2 Priuses together?
Well, there's this handyman up at Possum Lake, Ontario, but he'd use Duct Tape, not a welder.
Load More Replies...Since he's already wrecked two, odds say that this one won't be around long. When he sees this car, the insurance adjuster will have some interesting remarks.
The middle window, shaped like neither the front nor rear door windows (which were presumably the same on both cars) came from where?
Doesn’t make sense: If you have a Prius, you have 2 types of doors. Here there are 3 types of doors. Either it‘s AI, or it‘s 3 cars mixed .y
Bad Paint Job
You can see it's a Photoshop - the areas around his eyes and lower muzzle are still white XD
Load More Replies...My Dad bought an old, beat-up truck when I was a kid. He let my sisters and I paint it lime green with paint brushes. It looked better than this truck.
I pretty sure Photoshop isn't considered to be animal abùse.
Load More Replies...I'm surprised he didn't spraypaint the windscreen (inside and out).
Unsafe At Any Speed, Especially In The Rain
Spotted this monstrosity going 70+mph on wet Bay Area roads with an inch of tire contact.
Another one with tilted wheels - why? And how are they road legal? Seems to me that if you really, really must have tilted wheels like that, you're best off fitting motorcycle wheels and tyres - at least they're designed to provide grip at angles like that. Yes, some motorcycle wheels are designed for cantilever mounting which could be adapted to car use without horrendous effort.
My guess: 1) Guys; 2) The cars go lower than the OG lowriders and this was all that was left to go lower; and 3) Guys.
Load More Replies...Whenever I think regulations are strict here in Germany I look at stuff like this and am grateful. I mean, people just can't be trusted to have sense.
What? You used trusted and (common) sense in the same sentence?
Load More Replies...Them that lives by the brain-damaged modifications shall die by the brain-damaged modifications.
Experimenting with lighting is another way you can transform the interior of your vehicle. Of course, you need to make sure that whatever you install won’t hinder your vision or distract you while driving. But as long as you stay safe, some neon lights might turn your vehicle into a party car. Great music is necessary for a memorable experience too, so make sure you have solid speakers and an upgraded entertainment system. Your friends will always be thrilled to ride with you!
If They Stopped Selling Jeeps, The Rubber Duck Industry Would Collapse
Car manufacturers put air bags just about everywhere in new cars. It could get real interesting during an accident. "I am sorry, please explain again how a rubber duck got up your nose. I missed a couple of parts while I tried not to laugh. And can you not squeak so much?"
Not even that, but simple items turn into missiles if you have a severe enough crash.
Load More Replies...I have a Kia, and I have a few rubber ducks I think are cute on the console. Someone pointed out to me that "that's a thing for Jeep owners", and I told them that Jeep drivers could pry my duckies out of my cold dead fingers if they wanted to try gatekeeping rubber duck ownership 🤣
Personally I like the rubber ducks. Ducks are my granddaughter's favorite things, so it been a breeze to find duck themed things now!!
Daughter drives a Compass. Not what'd spring to mind as a Jeep, but she's got a couple as well.
Load More Replies...The practice of Jeep Ducking originated in a small town in Canada in 2020. A woman named Allision Parliament, from Ontario, randomly bought a bunch of rubber ducks from a convenience store and gave one to another Jeep owner with a note that said, “Have a Great Day.” The intent was to bring a smile to the individual and spread a little cheer that we all needed during the pandemic. The small interaction turned out much better than expected. The Jeep owner walked out of the store and, at first, was confused when he saw a rubber duck being placed on his Jeep. However, after reading the note that was left behind, it left a huge smile on his face. That night, #DuckDuckJeep was born after being posted on Instagram and the rest is history. - Kelly Automotive Group.
Load More Replies...If people stopped buying Jeeps, Stellantis would stop making them.
That is so stupid, anything you have on your dashboard or windshield creates a reflection and is dangerous.
Ok 👍
Ted is usually more about keeping food away from children.
Load More Replies...It's Texas, so there is a definite chance they actually mean all of those.
I love the "My kid is an honor student" bumper stickers. My favorite is the one proclaiming their dog is smarter than your honor student
I had one of those. Someone in a parking lot asked me if my dog could do quadratic equations. I told her no, but could your honor student perform all the services my service dog does to enable me to live independently? Which in the long term is more useful in everyday life? She huffed and walked off.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of the posh English bloke who one - upped everyone by the sticker on his Rolls Royce : " My other car is a Rolls Royce " !
This Eyesore Found Its Way Onto My Feed So I Decided To Share With The Rest Of The Class
Now, when it comes to the exterior of your car, the fastest way you can draw attention to your vehicle is by getting a custom paint job. This might include adding small details or getting your car wrapped in an extravagant color or pattern. Either way, your vehicle will be turning heads. And speaking of heads, you can upgrade your headlights too. Nowadays, there are plenty of options to turn your boring lights into bespoke beauties.
This Car Rejected By Valet Parking At A Pasadena Hotel
It looks like the car was highly magnetized before driving through a scrap metal yard.
imagine if there was a accident with the person infront of the car.....
Obviously being hit by cars is not good, but this looks like it's from Death Race 2000 and would slide you into ham.
Chopped & Stretched 1975 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight Regency
Compared to the crazy cambered things this one actually looks pretty good.
The olds 98 is already a behemoth of a car, very comfortable inside (if you have to sleep in a car, sleep on the bench seats in this car), but an absolute bear to park
When I was a teenager, this guy did the same thing and painted his car with 17 coats of candy apple red. He would drive around Frisch's Big Boy and get All the girls!
This Isn't R/Roastmycar, But Guessing That's Not Going To Stop Yall From Tearing My Batmobile Apart
It's a genuine achievement to turn a batmobile into something dull and uncool!
When fixing up the outside of your vehicle, don’t forget about the wheels and tires! Don’t be afraid of experimenting with colors and patterns to turn your wheels into statement pieces. And if you’re tired of one arm being way tanner than the other (due to driving), you can fix that by simply tinting your windows much darker. And if you’re making changes to both the interior and exterior of your car, try to keep those upgrades cohesive. Prime EVA notes that, often, some of your vehicle’s interior will be visible from the outside. So you want all of your choices to look intentional!
Arkansas Bans The "Carolina Squat", Something Every State Should Do! Get These Rolling Road Hazard Abominations Out Of Here!
when do they plan to start banning megaphone mufflers on 400 hp honda civics?
Spotted This On Facebook, At Least They Had The Decency To Ask Before Doing The Mod
When we were teenagers my mate attached a small anvil to his bonnet as a "hood ornament" I believe you call it, the police told us to remove it. Too hazardous.
Just think, a bull sacrificed his horns so this guy could compensate for having a 4" p****r.
Flexin’ In The Outer Banks
Caught this guy on the way home from dinner
I found it much cheaper and easier to put some Corvette stickers on my Geo Metro..
Load More Replies...The truck body is the only thing he has that can achieve such an angle.
I can smell the smoke aroma as the new versions of Cheech & Chong drive that around LA.
Long ago I spotted a truck rather like that one. Lifted, covered in chrome, running lights on the sides etc. On the back was a bumper sticker reading "Why yes, I DO have a tiny p***s!"
As exciting as it can be to turn your little sedan into a traffic-stopping machine, the most important thing to keep in mind when modifying your car is safety. Safety should always come first, especially when we’re talking about operating a motor vehicle. Don’t make any changes that will put yourself or other drivers in danger, and remember that every modification you make should be practical. Keep that in mind, and you’ll be able to enjoy your custom wheels for years to come!
Fake Gauges With Sticker
What do you guys think of my coworkers gauge cluster? Yes that's plastic housing. Yes that's a sticker. Yes it has an altimeter it looks like.
Anyone else notice the apparently functional readout embedded in the steering wheel rim? Tachometer and Speedometer. That's more interesting than the fake gauges.
Yeah, it's the altimeter and the attitude indicator (artificial horizon) that do it for me.
Must Get Really Dark At Night There
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night...
Load More Replies...In the UK they call it Lamping - stunning animals with bight lights and shooting them. It might be illegal it’s definitely unethical.
Yes, but they're not 'hunting', they're poaching. Hunters do it legally.
Load More Replies...The owner MUST be one of those "magas" in the US, why? Their stupidly, for the lack of brain, Is astonishing
If Anybody Can Make The World's Worst Car Even Worse, It's Mansory 🏆
My daughter says they look like a video game car that didn’t load properly
I misread it at first and thought I said "masonry." Old person's eyes! (and not enough coffee!😁)
Why do those spoilers on the back look like Gromit's ears tilted inwards?
Are you feeling inspired to pimp your own rides, pandas? We hope you’re enjoying this amusing list of terrible car modifications. Keep upvoting the ones that you find particularly bad, and let us know in the comments below what the worst car mod you’ve ever spotted was. Then, if you want to check out another list from Bored Panda featuring botched cars, look no further than right here!
This Green Atrocity I Saw Today
Does the US seriously have no regulation on vehicle safety whatsoever? How is this legal?
In the US individual states definitely have strict regulation on safety. I have never seen anything like this ever. I can't imagine it would pass.
Load More Replies...Badly Parked ✅ Illegally Squatted ✅ Looks Bad ✅
I'm more offended that they ruined an otherwise cool car than anything.
If you look closely underneath, looks like a bike stand holding it up....
I Present The Hondaghini
I did a double take and went back for photos. Called the guy and he states $52k-$55k invested, real Gallardo wheels AND tires, seats made from scratch, $10k in interior alone, custom exhaust, 120k miles on stock Honda drivetrain and he’s asking $25k OBO.
It looks passably professional, but the back window really lets it down.
Yeah, I don't mind folks leaning into weird, quirky, and unconventional - as long as it's done well, and with some skill. Owner, if you like it, more power to you.
from the first photo, i thought the door was caved in
Actually as much as I loath show off cars like this lol ,this is actually ok , I kinda like this one , KINDA mind 😂
My Neighbor Couldn’t Believe The Price To Have His Car Professionally Painted…
He painted his car himself. We have a storm coming, so I let him use my garage after he painted it to let it dry. Poor guy has hours of work to deal with the runs. They are all over the place. I tried my best to explain that it’s all in the prep and getting the paint gun dialed in (YouTube university). He has the attention span of a 5 year old though!
That normally comes from trying to lay on too much paint at once without a flash off time in between coats. Either from impatience (Guilty of that myself) or trying to make it glossier (Also guilty).
I thought an ultra light coat applied many times preferably with a bake dry for each coat was the correct way?
But as op stated, painter was 5y old in attention span.
Load More Replies...I had a friend years ago who painted his car with household gloss paint. It rained after he was finished. He ended up with the most unique paintwork ever....sort of blue puddle bubbly effect!
Corvette Mx-5 Rx-7...?
... Except for the angled wheels, I find this oddly attractive. Maybe it could be used for an IRL remake of the opening riff from 'Heavy Metal'? (cue up 'Radar Rider'...)
When You Have To Close The Window Just For Fresh Air
I'm thinking that's probably the worst turbocharger installation ever. Am I right about it being turbochargers?
Bubba, there's no room under the hood for the turbocharger! Hold my beer, we'll put on the outside. Heck, let's add another one.
Getting 'Back to the Future III' vacuum tube time circuits vibes from this.
I was gonna say something from a "Mad Max" movie.
Load More Replies...Why didn't he mount them under the rear, out of sight and plumb everything back to the front? Actually makes it more efficient as the exhaust is somewhat cooler by then.
was thinking the same, however that's a v6 ford Taurus with a transverse engine, so only has single exhaust. if they install it at the Y where the front and rear bank exhaust pipes meet then only 1 turbo needed
Load More Replies...Pebble Climber
JFC you'd need to be in fifth gear and redlining it just to drive in a thirty zone...
"Couldn't find the stepladder. So I swapped the weels of my other car."
The scowly-face appliqué makes it look like a tiny kitten who is ANGWY!!1!
My Very Structural Tailgate Spoon (Patent Pending)
Tailgate kept falling off and being the genius I am I said enough is enough
All I know is that if I contracted an STD, I wouldn't advertise it.
Load More Replies...Instructions Unclear. Saw In A Parking Lot
I understood every word in that bumper sticker but not the bumper sticker itself
"All the right notes ... just not in the correct order" - bless you Eric Morecambe !
Load More Replies...Has the word "honk" stopped making sence or looks weird to anyone else? It legit started to make no sense at all and stopped being a word to me after I read it like 7 times lol. I love that odd phenomenon!
The Get The Hell Away 3000's
Wouldn't you love to get one of those big old trucks and just sort of scrape the sides of this car?
Somebody Tell Buford T. Justice To Arrest This Guy
Spray Foam Was Not Meant For This
My Dad Installed A Snow Plow In Front Of His Echo A Few Years Ago
What'see gonna do? Pack 'em around the motor? HE DOES have aggressive snows on it though.
Load More Replies...Woah Dude. Like, No Way!
Vw Golf Slammed So Low It Can’t Refuel Without Taking A Wheel Off
it looks like the car broke down. Too heavy and now its rolling on its last wheels that are about to break off competely. yes, a very cool look! not.
The Definition Of Rubber Band Tires
I could barely read the sidewall, but I think it said 235/30/22. Vehicle is a Jeep Patriot
Why bother with tires at all? Is there any difference from riding on the actual rims?
The Nissan Branch
Az első Leaf,önmagában sem volt szép...de így még ijesztően csúf is.
This reminds me of a limousine I saw at least 15 years ago in Bellevue, Washington, USA. A Chrysler PT Cruiser had been professionally stretched with three extra doors. I definitely had to blink twice to register what I was seeing.
Marketplace Never Ceases To Amaze Me
Twenty needs to beat the ever living hell out of the idiot that did this.
Auto-Bot On A Budget?? 🤣🤦♂️
Don't insult the Oscar Mayer Wiener mobile, that's just mean.
Load More Replies...I'd drive that. Probably won't want to take this for a first date or other times you want to make a first good impression, but otherwise
Long Time Lurker, First Time Poster. Never Thought I Would Post A Mclaren Here
If I’m being honest, I like it. Is it tasteful, no. Is it cool, hell yeah
Trucks On Lift-Kits With Rock Lights That Will Never See Mud Or Rocks
I can't imagine riding behind one of these at night. That is super duper bright.
I can't imagine writing IN FRONT of one of these at night!
Load More Replies...On the plus side, night time roadside engine and suspension repairs will be a doddle.
These are beyond illegal! My SIL put some on his and was quickly given a ticket. Officer said he could put them on, but they can't be on while driving down the road.
These are beyond illegal! Especially while it is driven. SIL had them installed and was given a ticket for it. Cop says he could have them, just not on the road while vehicle is driving.
How To Make A Cybertruck Uglier 101
Fiberglass Nightmare
Answering the question "What if Tweety and Bumblebee Man had a lovechild?"
This Deserves To Be Here. Stance Saturn
G500 On 24s. Rear Rotors Look From A Toy Car
I'm surprised such a large and heavy car has such small rear brake discs.
Back rotors are usually smaller because weight goes to from during braking (and front bias makes the car easier to drive). Also, as stated elsewhere, a normal wheel wouldn't look this comical on the car.
Load More Replies...Anyone who has these f*****g low pro tires should be required to remove and remount them by themselves.
The tires in the picture? I do those semi-regularly. They're not really any more difficult and are sometimes easier.
Load More Replies...Ford Edge With F100 Front
Presenting the Ford Fart. That is what my brain saw when reading the caption.
Don't you dear give Ford any Chrysler retro ideas. Just don't, okay?
I've Seen It In The Wild, But Never Been Able To Snap A Pic
Not Sure If Actually Bad
It's a Rivian pickup truck, probably the R1T if I don't miss my guess. An all-electric pickup truck that from what I hear is relatively decent, but way expensive. The non-standard stuff here seems to be the oversized wheels and maybe the roll frame over the bed. This is almost factory standard.
Load More Replies...It's a Rivian with paint that isn't some form of gray, and oversized wheels. What's the problem?
That front end, and those headlights, always reminded me of 'Isaac', the Kaylon Android on 'The Orville'.
Load More Replies...1966 Mustang On 2008 911 Chassis
Bmw M3 (G80) With Otherwise Carbon Or Black Parts Are Now In White
*Appears to be safe. We can't evaluate the mechanicals from these photos.
Load More Replies...Well, if they found a way to colour carbon parts without sacrificing speed or strength, why not?
It Started Life As A Slow Bmw... Nows Its "Aerodynamic"
The hood has a window to see the yellow painted engine block.
The bodywork looks like it was made from pie plates and plastic jugs.
Making Your Car Look Like A Cop Car Is The Worst Of All Car Mods
If you think the cop car esthetic is cool, then like alright, I don’t get it, but, different strokes for different folks. Modding you car to look like a cop car makes you an asshole, no matter your opinion on police or politics. Saw this fella on the road and assumed it was a cop because I could see the light bars in the windshield and a bunch of wires around the dash but I didn’t see the plate until we both parked at the same place (we’re not in Texas). I peeked inside it to see if it was an unmarked car or something, but the interior is entirely consumer spec, with non of the light bar wires hidden and a control box for them thrown on the dash, and a radar detector and dash cam also lazily attached to the windshield.
Texas. No more need be said. Tempting to think the owner is a microp3nis.
Maybe if the actual State Patrol saw you speeding in this, they might actually think you are on cop business and let you fly by?
Cop cars where I come from are covered in yellow and blue hi-vis retroreflective stuff. They don't look like that.
These idjits are going for the paramilitary ICE-style secret police aesthetic that they worship so dearly.
Load More Replies...Making people think that your car is a police car tells thieves "Hey, there could be some guns in here for you to steal and sell. Maybe some seized d***s too."
That's Not A Spoiler It's An Air Break
Russian plates! And I bet the owner wears one of those Adidas tracksuits, with that! That tells you all!
Some poor low-flying birds or bugs are going use that thing as a ski jump if he gets it up to highway speed. 'The Agony of Defeat' indeed.
Can They Even See?
Sure! They can see every airliner around! The little kids that just ran out in front of them, not a chance.
One ran over and k****d a girl where I lived. State police ordered officers to start pulling any and all of them from the highway that day.
Load More Replies...Why they are illegal In many states. To say nothing of just plain stupid.
'Can they see?' Of course they can! It would be dangerous to drive otherwise.
Spotted At Home Depot
After several minuites looking, I still can't unpick what's going on here.
Bad But Probably Fast
I think the stock engine has been replaced with one that is probably five times larger displacement, if not more. There may not be room to route the exhaust under the truck. Gak!
Load More Replies...“Dough Boy” Truck On Air Suspension
Design failure. There was no room for the final "e".
Load More Replies...That's a great deal of money to achieve a profoundly stupid look. But I guess all of these are.
I’d Bet It’s Not Even An M Series
Would have to watch ceiling height in parking garages
Load More Replies...Car Seen In My City
Some people have really taken Bosozoku to extremes that even the Japanese may find head-scratching... -_-"
Wonder How Well That Works
2015 Ford Mustang Convertible Merged With A Dodge Ram... Because Uae Sheikh
Gym Guido
Looks Like A 12 Year Olds Customised Gta Car
Frustrated artist hadn't gotten any gigs in a while and wanted to keep his hand in.
Wtf Is Even This?
That is not a corvette. It used to be one in a past life but at this point it’s a collection of car bits
That is what's left of a 1969 Pontiac Firebird 400 with a ram air hood. That car would be fairly valuable if he hadn't mutilated it.
If the running gear parts are in good shape then it's worth about 1/5 of the asking price Plus $12.00 in scrap.
Uncanny C3 To C7 Conversion
“What The Hell Even *are* Wheel Bearings?” - This Guy
Wants 38k For Trash…
Guaranteed to be completely unable to see the Fiat 500 you just ran over. Or any small children running out on the road. But you've got an unparalleled view of jetliners.
"On today's installment of how to ruin resale on a Toyota 4 Runner.."
This mods must make the cars awkward to drive. Of course, they're not for driving, they're for being seen in.
I've Never Understood The Ducks In Jeeps
That's OK, they don't either. Just make up some bizarre, off the wall automotive practice and tell a Jeep Owner, "That's OK, it's a Jeep Thing", and the entire brotherhood will adopt it as a mandatory practice inside of a week.
Actually, there's a part near the back of Jeeps that has a very small duck embossed on it, for some reason. This kicked off the Jeep/duck thing. 🤷♀️
Load More Replies...My Beast Of A Car, Look Closely ;)
Dear God, is that a *snorkel*? Is this thing intended to cross flooded roads?
Bad All The Way Around
I hear the Air Force bought a couple - to use as targets.
Load More Replies...My Glorious Creation
Amazing Marketplace Description At The End
Saw This One Fb Marketplace
pros:
- its a hoodstacked diesel beetle that rolls coal
- just did an oil change
- its a really pretty car in general
- it just made a 3 hour drive on the highway
- heated seats
- hot heat/ cold ac
- working sunroof
cons:
- it needs a new belt, i planned on doing this myself
but if i can sell it for my old car ill supply the belt.
- the headlight popped out on the highway, so it
needs a new headlight
- the current hood stack set up is a nuisance but it
still looks super cool and when it rolls coal it gets
EVERYONES attention.
if youre looking for a fun attention grabbing car, this
one's for you. 3500 OBQ or entertaining trades for a
good traveling daily!
They consider that a Plus - they call it 'Pwning the Libs'.
Load More Replies...That is absolutely right! These mods, actually, defy the very intention behind every single development that happened to Diesel engines between the first successful operation and the dev of their engine. Engines are meant to solve a given task, and do that as well as possible, plus, we're obligated to reduce harm of all our activities. Which reflects in R&D of everything affecting anything. If I'd developed any of the engines ab used by those idiots, I'd be especially angry, because seeing that (mass produced) engines always had been way worse than they could have been (engines running in R&D in relatively mature state), and that this obviously needs to change made me specialize in internal combustion engines, and appreciate the efforts and results of accumulated development of some 100+ years, which are completely outthrown and molested by the modification enabling to "roll coal". If they just off themselves by that, not my place to judge. But as a "Prius Repellent", or against anybody at all, there's no wronger to do than this. There should be mandatory time behind bars for coal rolling, regardless of vivtims, but their suffering shall add generously as well. Compensation for damage of health, life quality, cleaning the Prius' exterior from the soot, ... need all be on the rollers' dime. Fück them, seriously, punching them in the face appears promising to feel rewarding, and it isn't often that I feel this way...
Load More Replies...The VW equivalent of the 'Admiral Kuznetsov'! (And every bit as functional.)
Because 1 Wasn’t Enough
none of those turbos are powering the engine in this. each turbo is connected to an airhorn in the truck bed. i saw it at sema
les: thanks for that. I don't suppose there's any real answer to the question "WHY????", but never mind. 🤣
Load More Replies...Interesting Take
How to say, "I need an intervention / mental evaluation", without saying "I need an intervention / mental evaluation".
Incel Energy In 1 Simple Car Mod
This poor guy has no one in his life to tell him not to do that. Very lonely.
"Hi! I would like every cop in the county to keep a very close eye on me!"
All that and no balls on the back to show off how much of a pig you really are?
Load More Replies...And you wonder why the USA has the worst road safety record in the developed world (if it’s still considered ‘developed’. I specifically refrained from saying ‘civilised’)
As an American citizen living in Florida, I cannot agree more.
Load More Replies...How are most of these legal? I’ve never seen this kind of thing in the UK because you’d get pulled over immediately.
Yes, nearly all of these would be illegal anywhere they have any sort of vehicle regulations. Enforcement is another matter, and is actually much less strict in the UK than in many other European countries.
Load More Replies...I think about half of these don't qualify for the thread title. They're weird, but not bad.
A lot of these look like the owners (men) are trying to compensate for a definite '"lack." Just sayin...
Body shaming: perfectly fine, unless it's about being fat.
Load More Replies...Do cars in the US not have to get inspected regularly? Because like 95% of these wouldn't even get past the inspection center gate here in Portugal.
Ana Ferreira: 32 US states have no safety inspections for non-commercial motor vehicles. It's scary, isn't it?
Load More Replies...What I love about my car is that it's all wheel drive. Has been paid off for years. Has air conditioning and heated seats. And looks so boring cops never believe it's speeding. Even when I'm doing 90. These cars have very little appeal for me. They're not safe and attract the wrong kind of attention.
Tyranamar Seuss: here in the UK most speeding fines are a result of being caught by machinery, one way or another - speed cameras or cops with speed measuring devices. Our cops in cop cars notice what speed you're doing regardless of the look of the vehicle. Trust me on this, they really do... Really. 😁
Load More Replies...In the US do you have mandatory vehicle inspections? In the UK once your car reaches 3 years old it has to pass an MOT, without it you can't drive it or insure it.
Most states do have a mandatory safety inspection. Without it, you can't register the car.
Load More Replies...Was on a Hwy rescue (Jaws) crew. Many of these would give me job security.
And you wonder why the USA has the worst road safety record in the developed world (if it’s still considered ‘developed’. I specifically refrained from saying ‘civilised’)
As an American citizen living in Florida, I cannot agree more.
Load More Replies...How are most of these legal? I’ve never seen this kind of thing in the UK because you’d get pulled over immediately.
Yes, nearly all of these would be illegal anywhere they have any sort of vehicle regulations. Enforcement is another matter, and is actually much less strict in the UK than in many other European countries.
Load More Replies...I think about half of these don't qualify for the thread title. They're weird, but not bad.
A lot of these look like the owners (men) are trying to compensate for a definite '"lack." Just sayin...
Body shaming: perfectly fine, unless it's about being fat.
Load More Replies...Do cars in the US not have to get inspected regularly? Because like 95% of these wouldn't even get past the inspection center gate here in Portugal.
Ana Ferreira: 32 US states have no safety inspections for non-commercial motor vehicles. It's scary, isn't it?
Load More Replies...What I love about my car is that it's all wheel drive. Has been paid off for years. Has air conditioning and heated seats. And looks so boring cops never believe it's speeding. Even when I'm doing 90. These cars have very little appeal for me. They're not safe and attract the wrong kind of attention.
Tyranamar Seuss: here in the UK most speeding fines are a result of being caught by machinery, one way or another - speed cameras or cops with speed measuring devices. Our cops in cop cars notice what speed you're doing regardless of the look of the vehicle. Trust me on this, they really do... Really. 😁
Load More Replies...In the US do you have mandatory vehicle inspections? In the UK once your car reaches 3 years old it has to pass an MOT, without it you can't drive it or insure it.
Most states do have a mandatory safety inspection. Without it, you can't register the car.
Load More Replies...Was on a Hwy rescue (Jaws) crew. Many of these would give me job security.
