59 Horrible Guests You Wouldn’t Wish Upon Your Worst Enemy

She's not a hoarder, no mental illness, just really lazy and selfish. She came to our house with 2 pairs of shoes and one bag of clothing. While she stayed here, she bought so many more things that she needed while staying, which is fair, but she left with none of them, not even the clothes and shoes she came with.
While I was cleaning the room, I also found spilled Pepsi and 12 Pringles cans stashed under our cupboards, and all of our things that we had been keeping in there had been broken.

We just bought a new TV, and the parents said, "They were so sorry."

He was someone’s +1. I don’t mind if they smoke, but my backyard ain’t your dumpster.

Kid said he wanted to read a book... Mind you, the bookshelf is in the living room, and the copy of Homer's Iliad is in the China cabinet in the kitchen on the 3rd shelf. Kid completely destroyed the binding, and the cover is fully off.

He tried to pry/cut the back open with hangnail clippers.

My prosthesis was actually off in a different room when it happened.

It was neat and clean when I gave her the keys. This is how she left the living room. Most of the stuff in boxes and bags is from my kitchen and bedroom. Why?

I should add - what isn’t pictured is my glass containers in the living room that were thrown against the wall, along with a dining room chair that was smashed against my wall.
And all the beer/wine coolers that have been spilled on my (just shampooed) carpets.

I made this pumpkin pie from scratch, including the roasted pumpkin and crust. It was a friend staying with us.

This is my grandmother's backyard. Her inconsiderate neighbour asked to access her yard so he could hammer in the extensions on this side of his fence. Instead of walking around the plant, which is not flat against the fence, he trudged a path right through the flowers.

Why? Why??? Whhhhhyyyyy????? There are multiple brands of shampoo, conditioner, body wash and soap in the shower. Why?!

Found after the family Christmas party. They were alone for maybe 10 minutes in the basement, and niece (9) and nephew (8) scratched these into the back of my 2 chairs.
I texted my siblings about it (the kids are cousins). I received tear-soaked apology letters the next day. Thankfully, these are second-hand, faded, stained, scratch-post-for-my-cat chairs, and not another family member’s nice furniture. The best pieces to learn a lesson on, I guess.

I found this stuck under my toilet seat. It was firmly attached and had a removable cover. Under the cover, there was a USB-C charging port.

I left it in the hallway, and one of my guests took it with them last night before I could examine it further.
Does anyone know what this could be?

As title says, girlfriend’s family friend stayed with us to help take care of her grandmother for a few days, and this is what she did to our knives! I know they’re not the highest quality, but they’re the best ones we've got!

I do appreciate the help with cleaning up after the party. I did not say anything to the person who helped. Just quietly retired it to the bottom of the pantry.

Guests claim they thought it was a dinner, not a lunch when my wife specifically said lunch. Good thing I bought a vacuum sealer.
BTW, pernil takes about 4 hours to make.

He’s basically unalived the tree, so I’m now going to have to pay for removal and replacement, which won’t be cheap.

My parents came over to visit for a few days and saw how messy my bedroom was. I was out today and came home to this. The tanks were completely empty, and my fish were put inside a measuring cup.
Needless to say, I was infuriated, but I understand that their intentions were good. They are old, and I cannot blame them. But to think my years of hard work could be demolished in seconds...

He 100% knows what it is, has been to our house many times, and has to be asked every time to use coasters, etc. Doesn’t have a lot of common sense. Also, if you’re going into people’s houses and just pouring drinks on any surface that isn’t a bar, kitchen table, kitchen counter, etc without asking someone, you’re a jerk.

And of course nobody had any idea about it. Probably someone drunkenly started picking at it last night and peeled it off without realizing what they did. Oh well.

For context, my (step)nephew is my (step)brother’s kid. My nephew and his mother don’t live here anymore, so they come over for a few hours on holidays and weekends.

On Christmas Day, I had opened all of my presents and gotten two CDs (KISS and Weezer) and a nice glass CD storage rack that my mom says was approximately $30. I have 23 CDs, including my new ones, and was sitting in the living room with my mom while I put my CDs into the storage rack. My nephew came over to get gifts from his grandma (my step-mom / my mom’s girlfriend) and my mom, as she had gotten him a gift too. I still had all my presents out in the living room since I didn’t want to put them away yet.

While he was over, he had gotten upset because I had gotten a lot more presents than him (he got a second Nintendo switch [broke his first one] and a $500 drone, so he genuinely had nothing to be jealous of). He started to throw a tantrum and so his mom tried to explain that he had gotten a lot more gifts at home and a lot more expensive gifts than me. He didn’t seem to care because he ended up grabbing my CD rack and throwing it on the ground, shattering the CD rack and breaking four of my CDs, including one of my new ones.

My husband doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal, so I wanted to vent a teensy bit. MIL came over to help me postpartum (stayed for about a month). Once I was healed and back in the kitchen, I walk in to a lot of things being rearranged. This one in particular made me want to laugh and cry at the same time lol. My poor spice jars have been written on with sharpie. And there are multiple duplicates.

Grateful for the help, though.