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Why are people choosing not to vaccinate their kids? There is no definitive answer to this, but in today's post-truth world, where misinformation and distrust of politicians and the media runs high, perhaps this is one area where people can feel that their personal choices matter. Opting out of vaccines may feel to some like a way of reasserting control over their family and their health, perhaps they find it easier to trust a misguided friend on social media than some distant politician who may or may not be on the payroll of 'big pharma.'

Either way, the anti-vaxxers movement is a dangerous, health risk causing trend, one that we here at Bored Panda are doing our best to highlight. With the battle for truth mainly fought online these days, it's only natural that anti-vaxx memes have become a potent weapon. Easily shareable, concise, humorous and savage, they are perfect fodder for the “TL-DR” generation and have become a common way to 'mock' the anti-vaccination crowd into modifying their behavior. Whether it works or not is another discussion, as we have seen in the past, people who feel under attack for their beliefs often double-down and solidify them in response. This is part of the reason why we have the least qualified President in the history of the United States, and political paralysis in the U.K.

Another thing to take into consideration with these memes is that they often carry an undercurrent of sexism with them; the savage roasts are targeted to the 'Anti-Vax Mom.' This mom is portrayed as dumb and naive, clutching her essential oils and a clean-eating regime, obsessed with her kids and suspicious of anything that isn't 'organic.' Presumably, all the dads in this scenario are ambivalent toward vaccinations, keeping quiet in the background while his shrill, unbearable wife makes a public spectacle of herself. Where are you all, Anti-Vaxx Dads?

No matter where you sit on this preventable diseases debate, the best memes we've collected below will give you a guilty chuckle. Dark, clever and merciless, they make their point loud and clear. But will they change anyone's minds? Only time will tell.

#1

He's Miraculously Healthy

He's Miraculously Healthy

DrMcIlleum Report

blugeagua
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6 years ago

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Or go mom if the genders were switched.

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Meowton Mewsk
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should tell her so she doesn’t go around thinking she did the right thing.

sh
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6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly!! How many anti-vaxxer moms are touting how great this is when really the dad went and had them vaccinated? Don't let those nuts take credit for the child's health.

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Dani
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Truly the #1 dad! I think it’s bad that by vaccinating the kid without her knowledge, you’re playing into her delusional concept that not vaccinating is fine, but it IS an actual person who SHOULD be vaccinated either way...

vogonpoet
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True story. I come from a hippy-dippy, airy-fairy family background (on my mother's side). They're super homeopathic-hypnotherapy-air-breathairian types. However, due to not vaccinating, my uncle died at the age of 2 from tetanus. Though they're all still airy-fairy-flippy-whatsit, the need for vaccinations is firmly impressed upon us. It's sad that it took the life of my uncle, and the devastation it caused the family, but we're all pro-vaxx.

Candice Ravel
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, but being an anti vaxxer is a HUGE dealbreaker for me to date or even be friends with, lol! Good on dad for not being a total idiot though.

Kaisu Rei
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, I would never date anyone who's an anti-vaxxer!

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KarmaQueen
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sensible one in the relationship

vogonpoet
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I put off vaccinating my middle two children, after the reaction one of them had after every innoculation. I'm not anti-vaxx, I just thought it best to put it off till my younger three were older. My youngest (6) is fully innoculated, however my 13 and 11 year olds are not, due to insane ex-husband/anti-vaxxer. Now he's moved overseas, Miss 11 is getting her first vaxx on Tuesday, and is actually looking forward to it.

Ann McKenzie
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please get them both done- reactions are ok and can be dealt with. I've had this too. Better that than they or someone immunodeficient suffers much worse!! I'm glad you're on board with it x

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Mr. Sloth Ge
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@Trish Smith, is this anti-vaxxer saying that getting diseases are good for you, do you feel pain? Are you a human?

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The measles virus could, in theory, be killed off completely if we got our act together. Because humans are the only carriers of the virus and we have an effective vaccine, if we manage to vaccinate enough people, particularly in the developing world, the disease could soon be eradicated.

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    #2

    Sneaking Out To Get Shots

    Sneaking Out To Get Shots

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    Mia Yuish
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why , but this picture really gets me . I feel very pity for those kids who their parents doesn't allow them to get vaccine .

    logical fallacy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a child has to be the adult it's always sad. And unfair. The good thing is that kids, teens and young adults now seem better informed than their parents, which means the education systems around the world are doing a good job explaining how vaccines work :)

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    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we are here now. kids has to sneak out to get vaccinated. parents should be put down

    Red
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just spat my eggs out

    Vincent Spadaro
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This proves kids are smarter than parents

    Dr0pd3adfr3d
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 1980’s an experiment was done by injecting a hundred rats with a non lethal virus “a” and another hundred rats with a non lethal virus “b” after which all 200 rats survived. Then they combined virus a and b and injected another 100 rats which killed 60% of the rats. So who knows what will come from vaccine a with 1 or more lethal pathogens.

    WildZealot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody cares! NOBODY! And you need to shut up! :D

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    Mike D.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very sad. It seems like everybody on this page is just pushing for vaccines - what´s your motivation ? You spent so much time to post all this here, not a lot of good discussion just bashing... ..suspicous...

    WildZealot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh someone's triggered! BRB imma grab some popcorn...

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    Vicky Zar
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    6 years ago

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    Well... isn't this a good thing? It means children are more responsible nowadays. Always think positiv.

    holo it's me
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, good for them but you have to agree it's sad that they couldn't get vaccinated in the first place

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    However, as we know, the anti-vax movement is proving to be a sticking point, one that is threatening to derail the progress made in developed countries.

    #3

    Anti-Vaxxer Logic

    Anti-Vaxxer Logic

    MackyKid Report

    Jose Iseous
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because it's safe, that doesn't make it healthy. Cigarettes are safe too. Have fun, sheep. 🤡

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    Monday
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *rolls eyes* ugh don't you know that the government is lying to you about the bridges? It's all a big scam by the architects and builders who just want to make money! Don't trust the bridges! Make your children swim!

    Gryffindor
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if they drown they will still be safer than if they went on the perfectly safe bridge that thousands of people go on without getting injured...

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    Wil Vanderheijden
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti-vax parents had sensible parents. So they are vaccinated themselves. What they would do here is use the bridge themselves but let their kids swim while they know that there are sharks in the water.

    Captain Foley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another example is : Life is only 99% safe for my kids, I guess i'll let them die

    Gigglemage
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The water has sharks in it that you can't see from the surface but we know that some people have swam across and lived so the water must be safe enough to swim across. Better not risk that bridge then! -.-

    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And there is only a 1 or so percent chance of sharks here. This is much less than your 99,997%!"

    Quinn Alexander
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    River needs flesh eating crocodiles to really be an accurate comparison.

    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good idea. i hope for you they're sharks in the water

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    #4

    Do You Need Another Smack?

    Do You Need Another Smack?

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    Lena Hudson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmfao this was my very important first-giggle-of-the-day, thank you

    Mama Panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I feel like I am the doctor in this series and my nieces are the woman in the red shirt. I think it should be allowed to slap the c**p out of someone if they are doing stupid s**t like red shirt lady is doing!!!

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only doctors were allowed to.

    Candice Ravel
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smack her again and follow with a throat punch.

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    In the U.S. for example, the vaccination rates for MMR are high, with 91% of children getting the shot. That's almost enough for herd immunity, meaning that the virus finds it nearly impossible to find enough people to infect, and serves as a protection for those who can't be immunized. 

    #5

    Healing Oils

    Healing Oils

    L-I-G-H-T- Report

    logical fallacy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kinda misleading since essential oils do literally nothing to prevent diseases, while that poor cheese puff is doing its best.

    Nikki D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the laugh, I really needed it this morning!

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    Outatime
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like this one as much, only because it makes essential oils seem useless. They have many therapeutic uses.. For minor ailments. Not a vaccine replacement

    Aria FAFAT
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, poor cheese puff. He never even had a chance...

    N G
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if the cheese puff was fried in essential oils?

    Dr0pd3adfr3d
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More than 25% of big pharma's medicines are based on plants that grows in the Amazon...

    OMEGA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you forgot the scotch tape on the door labeled "crystals"

    Sophia Alday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All essential oils do is make you smell good

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    #6

    Germs Everywhere

    Germs Everywhere

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    CatShatBrix
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that kept singing?

    Wil Vanderheijden
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sneezed upon his head, he coughed and now he's dead.

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    Monday
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put my germs onto his head. They invaded, now he's dead.

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the second day after a colon cancer operation, a visitor sneezes all over me in the corridor and I ended up with an extra two weeks in hospital and two lifetimes' worth of antibiotics. Still here!

    Lara Verne
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non-vaxxed kid: Too late, my time has come...

    Kim Lorton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sneezed all over him, he spun around and just went down, mama... ooooohooohh ohhhhooooo, jos life is over now, he developed all these spots, and puss filled little pox, mamaaaaa, his life is over now, found he wasn’t vaccinated, his mom was ant all the wayyyy, mama! Thank you soo, soo much, for vaccinating me, I’m prosecution freeee, my life will continue on.. cause I been vaccinated, and will remain disease free, mamaaaaaa!

    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One. Of. The. Best. Things. I. Have. Ever. Read. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

    Smerv
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What non-vaxxed kid says to their mother after sneezing on a baby

    Naomi Armitage
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but the line is "Mama, *I* just killed a man."

    Jose Iseous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep wishing for protection. Booster after booster 🤡

    Dr0pd3adfr3d
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A vaccinated person spreads the injected pathogens for up to 2 weeks after the vaccination to others. Just like he would be contagious if he contracted any illness via normal means in the past. That's why we end up with your spike proteins from the covid vax.

    WildZealot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your head is on backwards. Let's fix that with a controlled shock!

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    But there are increasing 'hotspots,' areas where people are choosing to 'opt out' of vaccines for their children, and these areas are vulnerable to outbreaks. The recent outbreak in the Oregon/Washington State area is an example of this.

    #7

    But Nothing's Changed

    But Nothing's Changed

    mootjuggler Report

    Nikki D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought that said "poop" at first.

    vogonpoet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have three autistic daughters. Two were vaxxed at all the recommended ages. The youngest I put off until she was 8, due to issues with her being a stroppy mf. I can definitely say even though I never bought into the myth that vaccines cause autism, it doesn't cause them. My youngest girl was so obviously ASD since she was born. Totally genetic (I'm ASD also).

    Letitia Hedding
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw poop too, what is sad is I didn't realise it wasn't meant to be that lol

    Savant
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well thats one wish down the drain, two more to go

    Dr0pd3adfr3d
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vaccines don’t work and is just an ideological weapon – Dr Tom Jefferson

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wasted a wish. Serve him right for being so stupid.

    THEPS
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of your top scientists have Autism. So technically Autism causes Vaccines. :)

    MIA PAULINI
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true . It's like say hey make me ugly. *hands photo of ugly self* Nothing has changed....exactly

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    It's not only the U.S. where people are skipping readily-available vaccines; there were over 40,000 cases in Europe in 2018, a record in the vaccine era.

    #8

    Top Scientists

    Top Scientists

    SorryUserNameTolkien Report

    MagNat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, let's stop say 'autism' like it's a disease.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is worse - an autistic child, or a dead one?

    WildZealot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Antivaxxers: "I'd rather have a dead child than an autistic one!"

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    WildZealot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My response: I'd rather have autism than me dead from a disease that could easily be prevented, Karen.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    didn't see that coming :-O

    David Buchan-Terrell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you deal with this level of mentality?

    Just saying
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did try looking up the other day if Edward Jenner had autistic traits but not enough info.

    Nico Swit
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it appears with recent theories that all humans are autistics at a point. In few manners and at lower levels than what we continue to call "autists", but still.

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    The MMR vaccine covers 3 diseases: Measles, Mumps and Rubella. Children are recommended to take 2 doses of the vaccine, first between 12 and 15 months, and second between 4 and 6 years. Parents are often most concerned about the first dose, when their child is very young and supposedly more at risk of complications from the vaccine. It has been proven to be very safe however, a live but very weak version of the virus is given to stimulate antibodies, which then will protect the child in the future. Mild rashes and fevers can occur as side effects of the vaccine, but more severe reactions are so rare as to be virtually non-existent. The benefits of prevention massively outweigh the minuscule risks.

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    #9

    Preventable Diseases

    Preventable Diseases

    imgur.com Report

    Emir
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my god what is that?

    logical fallacy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hydrothermal worm under electron microscope. It lives in the deep sea so it's sort of irrelevant here, but its expression is too accurate XD

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    OI Loi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Laughs microscopically" lmfao!

    Zori the degu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be on the top, even though, as Logical fallacy pointed out, it's really a worm and not a virus. ;)

    The Hunter Show
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dats a vagina with teeth and horns. Jesus christ. We are all going to die.

    Theamazingfrobo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright this thing is very freaky looking but that caption is gold 🤣

    Larisha Govender
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that it's laughing....... Microscopically.

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    The scary thing about measles is that it's so easy to transmit. As an airborne virus, it can be passed along through tiny droplets from the nose and mouth, and can survive for up to two hours on surfaces that have been coughed and sneezed upon. Because the symptoms don't appear for up to four days, a person can unknowingly walk around infecting people before they even know they have the virus. One person can quite easily transmit measles to up to 20 people before getting symptoms, which means that an un-immunized population faces a huge risk if an outbreak occurs. This is why it's so important to get vaccinated! Measles was officially eliminated in the U.S. but has been allowed to make a comeback, mainly due to lax laws and the rise of the anti-vax movement. Have fun browsing these memes but remember, this is a serious issue so do your research.

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    #10

    Why Complicate Things

    Why Complicate Things

    Dyxteria Report

    Terry T.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An abortion in the 62nd trimester.....

    CrazyCatLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that you took the time to calculate this, I'm seriously impressed.

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    Nahla O'Rourke
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti-vax parents are just pro-life parents who don't want their kid anymore

    Honey
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! I feel bad for laughing out loud at this one. But so funny.

    Mr. Bojangles
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t argue that logic ... Rick’s a scientist! ;)

    OMEGA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a long, but free, abortion!

    John Sherman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should appealto the Climate Change/Zero Population Growth fans

    Jose Iseous
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only way to vaccinate a clown is to Panick it. Since the vaccine health benefits just didn't quite cut it 😆

    WildZealot
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Yawn* try harder, anti vaxxer. We'll be the ones laughing and p**sing on your grave when your pwecious wittwe essential oils suddenly don't work anymore 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Dr0pd3adfr3d
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because vaccines are injected and not taken orally they are more toxic to the body because the organs in the human body could not filter out all the toxins. Heavy metals in the body from vaccines gets trapped by immune cells because the body does not know what to do with the heavy metals, thus resulting in a compromised immune system.

    WildZealot
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn you're still going? You're just trying to sound smart when you really don't have a clue on what you're talking about.

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    Vincent Spadaro
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually this sounds like when Trump is elected

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    #11

    A Good Business

    A Good Business

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    logical fallacy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    House MD is an excellent, hilarious show, which, especially in the early episodes, focused on similar issues in the medical community, like anti-vaxxers and problems with antibiotics resistance.

    Katinka Min
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Hello, Sick People!!' God, I love that show, especially the middle seasons.

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    Death Metal Kitty
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh c'mon, why does the mother have to look like a hippie? Give them credit where it's due, hippies could actually think for themselves.

    Pinky Pop
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh s**t, I remember that episode...

    Jeff Stiles
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if this is an actual episode, but if it's not, somebody knows house well.

    Daniel Laemmerhirt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is real dialogue from an episode! Then House proceeds to play with the baby a bit like a sweet-heart.

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    Elizabeth Wilkins
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha yeah I laughed when I watched this episode then too

    Debbie
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no one tells the truth like House

    Artsy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to watch this show

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    #12

    Refusing To Vaccinate

    Refusing To Vaccinate

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    Hello it Smee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would love to hear her reasoning, bet would be a good laugh!

    Ashley Kellers
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you could argue it might be a double negative and therefore cancel out the Autism? Makes just about as much sense no?

    Frozengeckolover
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work with autistic individuals. The parents think if vaccines can cause autism, then they will kill a kid who already has autism. I work with one boy who was diagnosed before his vaccinations were complete. His mom immediately stopped the rest of the vaccinations. Apparently, she knows best because she used to be a nurse (20 years ago). I work closely with kids and adults who are not vaccinated. I should really be issued a hazmat suite.

    Ashley Fernandes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knows!?!?! It could be like dividing by zero. It could cure him. Or ya know, just protect him from disease.

    C.S.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double SECRET autisim.

    Dashiel Carson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an autistic man myself, I've always wonder that, if in a world where vaccines cause autism, would my autism double or cancel out? If its double, is there a limit to how far I can go autism-wise? If it cancels out, would I be able to get it back?

    Dashiel Carson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an autistic myself, I've often wondered if (in a hypothetical where vaccines cause autism) the autism would double or if it would cancel out.

    Cassette Meower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d much rather have autism twice than die from polio 😂

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    #13

    Facts And Logic

    Facts And Logic

    ValgoBoi Report

    Meowton Mewsk
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is the most infuriating.

    Mr. Sloth Ge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Full Name, stop violating me with your different opinion

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    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is standard from people who confuse knowledge and opinion, believing them to be interchangeable and having the same worth as well as deserving of the same respect.

    Ang.stl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohohoh!! This is like when my sister in law, who is not a favorite of mine, says "I don't believe in XXXX!" One she kept saying was she doesn't believe in pull ups, used in potty training. I bet if I shoved one down her throat she'd realize they truly are in existence, not like not believing in a zombie (which, btw she does), which is NOT REAL! Twit.

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    Layla
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "These doctors are trying to mom-shame / dad-shame me!"

    vogonpoet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my ex-husband. Thankfully he's effed off to his home country, so I'm finally able to get Miss 11 vaccinated.

    Yuheftobesomad
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So happy and also sad for you. I hope you'll be able to have a goos life with your kid(s)

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    Tor Rolf Strøm
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems to apply to.. a lot, these days.

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Vaccines are good for you and you still can be stupid, but healthy stupid"-

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti-vaxxers minds are made up - don't try to confuse them with facts.

    Darryl Kerrigan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a genuine line from a TV show?

    Nomadus Aureus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once got into a scientific argument (with a fellow scientist in the same field, none the less) where they've ended the conversation, after the peer-reviewed, verifiable proof that countered their argument made them feel uncomfortable and sad.

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    Greg Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Facebook banning this meme says it breached their community standards

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    #14

    Antivax Kids

    Antivax Kids

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    MagNat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed more than I should have.

    Momo Skarsgård
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no you laughed the right amount, I think we all did. I'm still laughing. Lmaoo

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    Veronica Vatter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandpa had polio. Polio sucks a*s. I did laugh at this though. BTW he fully supported vaxxing

    Red
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try not to laugh challenge... f**k I failed

    WildZealot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going straight to hell for laughing at this, but it's worth it.

    Rosalind Kohut
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched a good friend of mine die from Polio in thr late 1950s before vaccines. She was gone and missed out on a whole life. I am truly thankful I didn't have to worry my children would get that dreaded disease!

    Tyler Cook
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is he "on" the pool or "in" the pool?

    Candice Ravel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, a polio pond. Sounds like an amazing spring break.

    Dr0pd3adfr3d
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We have known now since 1961 in the US, & prior to that in other countries, that the live virus vaccine for polio does cause the disease itself." https://www.cbc.ca/archives/entry/sabin-vs-salk-oral-vs-injected-vaccine

    WildZealot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that you're still going is both impressive and utterly pathetic.

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    Avatar Aang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been laughing for 2 years

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    #15

    Getting Vaccinated

    Getting Vaccinated

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    Nikki D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck, kids aren't known for their secret keeping prowess.

    Traci Ricketts
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's the parent gonna do, unvaccinate them?

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    Dr0pd3adfr3d
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flu viruses mutates continuously so by the time you get the flu shot the vaccine would be useless against the strain of virus it was designed for.

    Annamay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares? As my daughter would say At that age...too late. I already did.

    Cyndi Whitley
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    3 years ago

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    Rainbow_Gal05
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they have a good uncle xD

    Cyndi Whitley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ur that scared you have to be like don't worry, soon you'll be vaccinated and you'll never be sick again You're a seriously brainwashed vaccinated sheep and u should be looking into what heavy metals infested ur own brain As a kid from the s**t YOU got. 😆

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    #16

    Anti-Vaxxer Logic

    Anti-Vaxxer Logic

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    Monday
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens when the kid of an antivaxx mom is diagnosed with Autism? Do they then get the vaccine?

    Rachel Franke
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably just assume the doctor/psychologist who gives the autism diagnosis is wrong. And then turns to their anti-vaxx Facebook group to complain about the horrible lies their doctor tried to tell them.

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    Owl Payson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, autism is genetic sooooooo...

    Sophie Warner
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could get Autism, then polio though... Both without having anywhere near a vaccination.

    Kloie Olsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing saves u from autism. My little bro has it. It not curable.

    WildZealot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Antivaxxers don't care. They're all delusional.

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    Dr0pd3adfr3d
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We have known now since 1961 in the US, & prior to that in other countries, that the live virus vaccine for polio does cause the disease itself." https://www.cbc.ca/archives/entry/sabin-vs-salk-oral-vs-injected-vaccine

    OMEGA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you die, it was obviously a big pharma plot. totally. it's definitely not neglect.

    Pug Pug
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahaha. this is a good one.

    Jose Iseous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only way to vaccinate a clown is to Panick it. Since the vaccine health benefits just didn't quite cut it 😆

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    #17

    We Are All The Same

    We Are All The Same

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    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto for flat-earthers and climate change deniers.

    Cyndi Whitley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 climate change is their new kick. Congrats u were on the fkn sheep bandwagon years before the propaganda.

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    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my favorite!! 🤣

    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, gay skulls are 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

    Robert Hyren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flat Earth- People that live furthest from China must be furious that they even have to engage in this debate... Their "worldwiew” or watever, should mean slower spread of viruses, or am I as stupid as they are?

    Kloie Olsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop with this!!!! AUTISM IS NOT FUNNY!!! MY LITTLE BRO HAS IT AND IT IS HARD!!!!!

    Jenny He
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am autistic and think that many people have lost the ability to laugh at themselves a bit. Please stop speaking for the vast diversity of autistics.

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    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know your country's healthcare is c**p when there is so much mistrust in it. Fix the mistrust. That fake anti vax doctor who made the fave finding should be put on roadshow as punishment to say he lied.

    Melodie Peters Parkinson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably someone else has commented, but Black, White, and Asian skulls are different from each other in appearance.

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    #18

    But I Googled It!

    But I Googled It!

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    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uneducated anti-vaxxer parents think their 8th grade education is better than hundreds of thousands of PhDs.

    Monday
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the educated ones that scare me. The ones that made it all the way through a degree and still did not develop any critical thinking skills....

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    The Girl on Fire
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or join a Facebook group where they post links to studies made in the 1950's by uprofessionals

    Jen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're a ready-made example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

    Sera the Dragon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those who know the least assume they know the most

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    Dr0pd3adfr3d
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because you searched with Google instead of duckduckgo...

    WildZealot
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I see why you're so deliciously delusional... You're a right-winger! It makes so much sense now!

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    Twenty øne doggos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true! Why do they think that they know more than the doctors?! The doctors have studied WAY more then they have, and they know what they're doing. Have you ever heard of an anti-vaxx doctor?!

    Gemma Lees
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I read the insert and I couldn't pronounce all of the ingredients, therefore they cause gay autism!

    Elle Campbell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, "I've educated myself on the Internet and..."

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    #19

    Normal vs. Anti-Vaxx

    Normal vs. Anti-Vaxx

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    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, one is by text, as they are now adults. the second is just depessing...

    vogonpoet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my family. I was raised in a Spiritualist household (except my dad didn't buy into the bollocks).

    WildZealot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiritualism and Religion and general are both b******t.

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    WildZealot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's both depressing and hilarious

    Dr0pd3adfr3d
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no evidence that vaccines effect the transmission of diseases.

    WildZealot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two words: P**s off. Also, while it's true that vaccines don't necessarily "cure" a virus, they do prepare your immune system in case you get infected or get a repeat infection, but i don't expect your tiny, smooth brain to be able to comprehend what I'm saying in the slightest.

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    OMEGA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if your kids are dead, they can't get diseases.

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    #20

    Not Interested In Evidence

    Not Interested In Evidence

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    Monday
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes wonder if antivaxxers believe the earth is flat or flat earthers are antivax.....

    Sophie Warner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily. There are a sufficient amount of people who are willing to believe things which have been utterly disproved by scientific fact, that each disproved or discredited theory can have their own believers! I think there may be some overlap, but also there are members of one group, who laugh at the members of the other group for believing such nonsense, while not seeing the paradox that is glaringly obvious to any outside observer.

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    Mr. Sloth Ge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least flat-earthers have a flat-earth society, anti-vaxxers are just idiots that are not even organized

    WildZealot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations! You just accidentally described most people in a nutshell!

    Zelda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, Flat-earthers aren’t as bad as Anti-vaxxers At least most of them believe in vaccinations for children They aren’t spreading preventable diseases

    Jose Iseous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only way to vaccinate a clown is to Panick it. Since the vaccine health benefits just didn't quite cut it 😆

    Dr0pd3adfr3d
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s never been a scientific double blind placebo controlled study done on vaccines.

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    #21

    Trust The Internet

    Trust The Internet

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    logical fallacy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason I find the 'my blood hurts' thing hilarious

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I miss my brother" made me snort in an undignified manner.

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck, I always hated orange juice with cereal.

    Momo Skarsgård
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so gross! I wonder what genius thought that was a good combination. Lol

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    Jose Iseous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only way to vaccinate a clown is to Panick it. Since the vaccine health benefits just didn't quite cut it 😆

    WildZealot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're literally just copying and pasting your own comment over and over again, and it's getting annoying.

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    Vincent Spadaro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, just trust the internet. Like the time somebody said they found a land octopus

    the destroyer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, the internet is full of dark stuff

    Phoenix DuBravac
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that my blood hurts when I DO get vaccines...

    Dr0pd3adfr3d
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Furthermore vaccines contain polysorbate-80 which is a drug given to patients prior to brain surgery to allow the opening of the blood brain barrier. Resulting mercury and aluminium to go straight into the brain. Aluminium toxicity is linked to alzheimers which is 4 times more prevalent than cancer in the USA. Repeated vaccinations causes mercury to accumulate in the brain.

    Felisae Moon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop trying to pretend being intelligent, I'm sure you wouldn't pass basic chemistry

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    #22

    I Want To Grow Old

    I Want To Grow Old

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    Enea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These you-will-die-at-3 memes really miss the point. Most likely, unvaccinated kids don't die, but they weaken heard immunity, so viruses can spread more easily and develop into epidemics. The really antisocial thing about anti-vaxxers is that they actually count on heard immunity to protect their kids, which works exactly as long as they stay a small minority. Once you have topped a critical mass, everybody falls ill.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The issue is not that these healthy children will die, but that they will kill fragile immune compromised children and adults, and babies too young to be vaccinated.

    The Flash
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can naturally live up till I’m 150, and supes here is basically immortal. And we both still vaccinate!

    Jen Drewes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti-vax: for when you want to be a parent for, like, only 3 years

    WildZealot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They never wanted children, but didn't want to abort because they're "pro-life". Disgusting...

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    #23

    Baby Shots

    Baby Shots

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    Terry T.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One is doing the right thing, one is not

    Glittery Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Giving you baby shots prevents peanut allergies and weak bones!

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    Bruno Consul
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    f**k, this diagram is really wrong. The interval analysis is flawn. "Not giving shots to babies" has to be expressed as an union between "anti-vaxxers" and "responsible bartender", and you guys expressed an intersection. Which implies that some anti-vaxxers do give shots to babies, and some responsible bartenders also give shots to babies.

    OMEGA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't compare anti-vaxxers with sensible people. it's an insult to the sensible people of the world

    Sharon Jackson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be funnier if it were spelled correctly. Resposible. Yeah!

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    #24

    That's Enough For You

    That's Enough For You

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not forget to suffer horrible before that.

    Cyndi Whitley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jist as terrifying as the vaccine related propaganda you watch on TV I bet

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    Vincent Spadaro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your life when you get hacked after you get super ultra mega charzard

    Jose Iseous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only way to vaccinate a clown is to Panick it. Since the vaccine health benefits just didn't quite cut it 😆

    WildZealot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop the spam. We get it, now shut the f**k up.

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    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, other kids get in. My parents killed you.

    Leonardo Sinigaglia
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    How adorable are these s****y provaxxers. They wish death and suffering to other kids to defend, like faithful dogs, those who keep them on a leash

    John Sherman
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    6 years ago

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    Obey,Obey,Obey do what the most profitable/powerful industry in the world says.

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    #25

    Catch Them All

    Catch Them All

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    Nikki D
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sad that I was born a little too late for the chicken pox vaccine. I have pock scars and have had shingles. I would never intentionally put a kid at risk of that.

    Susan Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a shingles vaccine that you can take, even if you've had shingles (it can recur). The problem with the chicken pox vaccine is that it is not recommended to get boosters every 10 years. As a result, you are again susceptible to the disease at a later date. My nephew contracted chicken pox when he was 17 as the vaccine he received as a child had worn off. This is very dangerous for men as it can make them sterile.

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    Mary Phillips
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, too, had shingles. It destroyed my phrenic (not sure of the spelling) nerve on my left side, paralyzing the left half of my diaphragm. I now have trouble breathing. I would NEVER let any child of mine be at risk for getting this awful disease. We need to start looking at refusal to vaccinate as child abuse, and court order (and court enforce, if necessary) vaccinations for ALL kids, unless there is a sound medical reason not to vaccinate.

    mario feds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you throw children at them to catch it

    WildZealot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way harder at this then I should've 🤣

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    Sandra Adams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kEEP UP WITH YOUR CHILDRENS VACCINE!

    elfin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most vaccine comments are about kids, but I'll throw this one in for shingles. If you were ever exposed to chicken pox then you may well get shingles when you're a senior. There is a new, 2-shot vaccine available that is extremely effective. It's pricey, but word is that shingles hurts worse than acid poured on open skin and it can come and go for years. The new vaccine is recommended even if you've had shingles, but you need to wait until you're symptom free.

    @the_bookworm
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not to say the vaccine didn't work, I just think this is a funny story: I got the vaccine and I got pox anyhoo. The thing is they didn't itch. So i got to stay home, watch TV and eat froyo until they went away!

    WildZealot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Antivaxxer don't realize that while yes vaccines don't cure diseases, they prepare your immune system for it. (The immune system is extremely complex. Just about as complex as the average non-stupid person's brain)

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    Ann McKenzie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if the vaccine was around when I was little (1970's) but either way I didn't have it. My daughter was vaccinated as normal when a baby and when it went around at her day care centre (thanks anti-vax parents!) she didn't get it but I did, and it was horrific. I never want to feel that sick and go through such a thing again. And no one should have to!

    Ang.stl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had chicken pox twice, once at 6 months old, which I was told was a pretty light case. When I had them again in second grade, as happens in my family pretty often, and all I remember is that I got in trouble if I scratched and calamine is worthless!! I do have a compromised immune system, so I started asking for the shingles vaccine as soon as I'd heard about it. From what I understand it is only supposed to make shingles less evil, not completely block it.

    Letitia Hedding
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got the vaccine for chicken pox but caught it from my cousins who were not vaccinated, not a fun thing

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    #26

    Better Late Than Never

    Better Late Than Never

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    logical fallacy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to comment something sarcastic like 'oh wow these diseases are still around?", but then I checked online about this woman. Turns out that was her thinking, plus generic fear over vaccines. Many people think that these diseases are eliminated, so getting the shot is unnecessary, and they're scared by unsubstantiated rumours they're not equipped scientifically to understand. Both are wrong. These diseases still exist and they kill, and the science behind vaccines is simple. Dare to read about it, and it's game over for anti-vaxxers.

    Sophie Warner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 38, I wasn't given the MMR vaccine. Not due to my parents though! My dad had severe allergies, eczema & asthma. When I was born I also had all three. The MMR vaccine has/then had an egg base & one of my dad's worst allergies was to eggs. I had reacted to other vaccines, but could eat eggs. The doctor would not give me the vaccine due to my dad's allergy & my having similar medical issues & minor reactions to other vaccines. I got mumps twice. One side at a time, which was delightful. I got rubella. I also got measles. I had such bad measles head to foot, I even had them on the surface of my eyeballs, inside my ears,mouth & nose. I was about 7/8 years old. When I was 16 I went blind in my left eye overnight. The cause was viral damage to the nerves behind my eye caused by the measles.n I am now classed as partially sighted. My parents were not anti-vaccination, they had my older sister vaccinated & I had any vaccines that did not have the egg base. They were just following advice.

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    Monday
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face. That is the face of regret. She's never going to make a mistake like this again, and she will likely help others to avoid it. Hope her kids are doing better.

    Master Markus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the end of the title was "Kids Fall 3". Damn font!

    MagNat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better late than never.

    Hilu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s absolutely wonderful for her!

    maswartz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact they let her keep her kids after that abuse is astounding

    Josurf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High price to pay her stubbornness... and it's her kids that are paying...

    Elizabeth Mitchell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should be jailed for child endangerment.

    WildZealot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she learned to error of her ways

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    #27

    Sorry To Bother

    Sorry To Bother

    awes0m3sauce Report

    FatBaby
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's mentally disabled

    Kaisu Rei
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No he's not, he's just stupid and ignorant

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    Quinn Alexander
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, don't insult the mentally disable like that xD

    Kloie Olsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U R BORN WITH AUTISM!!! VACCINES DON’T GIVE U AUTISM!!!!

    seth bethune
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the f**k is everyone problem with autism it is not nearly as debilitating as people claim

    WildZealot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Antivaxxers see autism as "the ultimate disease" or some s**t...

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    Jules Jules
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is pretty ableist. Don’t equate being a shitty inconsiderate and ignorant person with a disability. Yikes 😬

    Daniel Laemmerhirt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm physically disabled from fatigue, but even *I* feel terrible for this poor guy. Must be tough to deal with that level of autism.:(

    Josurf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one needs to be higher.

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    #28

    Getting Your Shots

    Getting Your Shots

    Gibs6051 Report

    Alex
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If. Not "when".

    Sophie Warner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can give consent for contraceptive injections under the age of 18 without your parents knowledge. So you can have autonomy over your body when it comes to whether you get pregnant, but not whether you get a virus that could kill you. This makes no sense whatsoever to me.

    Gabriel King
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks way too happy about dat

    Elizabeth Mitchell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Young people used to get tattoos. Now they get vaccinated.

    ANGEL UMOREN
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Karen Lyon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my second cousin (whose Mom is an RN) has five kids, none of them vaccinated. She sends her kids to a private school that doesn't mandate it. The oldest just turned 18 and graduated from HS. Wouldn't be surprised if he gets vaccinated as soon as he can.

    Anne-Lie Wahlberg
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiots! To not get vacc is just stupid f*****g idiocy

    Matthew Morrill
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the anti-vaxx sentiment for a sec--what the hell did someone have in mind when they thought up this stock photo?!?

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    #29

    Evil Medicine

    Evil Medicine

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    Kururi.Orihara
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that I think about it, Anit-Vaxxers are probably equivalent to the people who persecuted others in the Salem Witch Trails. Something they don't understand=must be evil and avioded at all costs.

    FatBaby
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wonder what this kid is actually afraid of....like why is he holding a cross and stuff

    Red
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Begone *throws cross which is just essential oils at medicine. HAHA I HAVE JUST CURED MY KID OF AUTISM BECAUSE I DIDNT VACCINATE HIM *kid dies. I BLAME THE VACCINES.

    Jilltdcatlady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like the plague doctors of the dark ages. Had to be Satan's minions because God caused the plague, and it was good.

    WildZealot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just accidentally described religion and spiritualism in a nutshell...

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    Jose Iseous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only way to vaccinate a clown is to Panick it. Since the vaccine health benefits just didn't quite cut it 😆

    WildZealot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this rate, I'm convinced that you're a troll

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    Tillie Martinussen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This had me snorting from laughter. 😂😂

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    #30

    Stop Right There

    Stop Right There

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    Nathan Parrish
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did anyone else just pick the "shut up" and "go away" options to see if he left?

    Lynnie Hendricks
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely! Of course he never does, but I do like the way the male avatar says, "Go A-Way."

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    Letitia Hedding
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was I the only one to start singing when I grow up from Matilda?

    Jenna Wilkins
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti-vaxxers shouldnt reproduce if their intention is to not vaccinate them in the first place. But then again let natural selection take its course and punish them with dead children. Stupidity at its finest...

    Vincent Spadaro
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Category. EDUCATION. Me, "Accurate"

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