Canada may be known as one of the best countries to live in, but when it comes to their neighbors south of the border, they're pretty much as savage as the funny roast Blake Lively's delivered to Ryan Reynolds on his birthday. What the Canadian culture lacks in legal firearms and super-sized fast food, they make up for in sass and maple syrup. Now, although the best country in the World has never been one to brag about their universal health care, stable economy, and near-spotless diplomatic relations, there comes a time every so often that the boot comes down - and we don't mean 'out and a-boot.' Here at Bored Panda, we've rounded up the top moments from Canada vs. USA quarrel while the rest of the globe was left literally yelling. Canada's immigration site may crash again by the end of this post, so get started on your application beforehand.

Now scroll down below to check the politest Canadian memes and best roasts in the Canada vs. America dispute!

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Min Lee
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2 years ago

Take me with you!!

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Marija Mihajlovic
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2 years ago

that's so awesoooomeeee!!! Canada, here i come!

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Ok Ha-Neul
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2 years ago

lol shots fired!!!!

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Adrian Accaira
Community Member
2 years ago

for what its worth, the reason that lawsuit happened is because McD's was found negligent for superheating coffee in order to hold it longer. They handed someone a cup of near boiling coffee and she was burned badly in her *lap* area. It wasn't simply a case of duh coffee is hot. The story has been co opted by corporate interests to try to steer the blame from negligent practice to make it seem like it was frivolous; it wasn't.

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Ok Ha-Neul
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2 years ago

i agree with this 100%

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Min Lee
Community Member
2 years ago

Canadians not only have a sense of humour... but they can spell it

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Min Lee
Community Member
2 years ago

wow.. but bagged milk?

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Community Member
2 years ago

and its sister, Mexico

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Min Lee
Community Member
2 years ago

at least our bacon is better...

Stinkypie Ticklebum
Community Member
2 years ago

Nah–Canada has both back bacon and streaky bacon! Did you think the pigs were different? 🇨🇦

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Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

People who are weirded by the "zet" pronunciation -> didn't you learn the alphabet song? "X-Y-Z, this is the whole alphabet". How did you sing it? "X-Y-Zee, this is the whole alphabee"? Not to criticize, but it does make me wonder....

ThePurpleness
Community Member
2 years ago

"Now you know your ABC's, next time won't you sing with me"

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Marie-Louise Chenois
Community Member
2 years ago

Same with Celsius that the whole world use except USA....

Pi...
Community Member
2 years ago

Hells yeah! The world uses SI system and the US sticks with feet n inches n miles and pounds... Thank GAWD there's only one unit for time, world over!

Bob CF
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah Zee definitely means an American is talking I'm a guy lots of Cars I wish I had and afford like the ZED28, ZED24, & ZEDR1. The U.S. doesn't like all the U...s we use either, labour, valour, colour, etc.

Martina Třešková
Community Member
2 years ago

I was just reading this and not getting what's supposed to be wrong with zed, as that's the right way from what I know :D

Markus McCloud
Community Member
2 years ago

I, for one, am pretty glad that they do. Z and C sound uncomfortably close if you pronounce the former as "zee".

Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

In languages where there is no "z" sound (hello, Korea! ♥), it can get confused with "g" or something else too. So I'm a proponent of "zed" or "zet".

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Community Member
2 years ago

Australians aren't weird, clearly it's America

Echo
Community Member
2 years ago

Cured pork belly mmmmh. There problem solved.

Robert Fisher
Community Member
2 years ago

Don't even get started on the metric system

Kate Baxter
Community Member
2 years ago

Actually, in every country where English is a native language ie the Commonwealth, they all say zed.

Jace
Community Member
2 years ago

Like the measurement system the USA uses... Nah bro, it's just you and one other crappy country still using that old English system shit.

Wyndmere
Community Member
2 years ago

What is wring with different? --- NOTHING!

Susanna Vesna
Community Member
2 years ago

America literally thinks the rest of the world thinks & does wtv they do there. Wake up!

Elysia Czubryt-DuVal
Community Member
2 years ago

I am Canadian and the first to admit it irks me when I hear press 0 for "zee", but I am exceptionally disappointed that no one (American, Canadian or otherwise) has not made a "Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead." reference.

It's Caturday 2.0
Community Member
2 years ago

In my mind I did! I think they’re too just arguing about bacon up there

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Iudith Coman
Community Member
2 years ago

the hashtag explains it so well...

Hollie Newton
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm from the UK and have always said zee cuz the alphabet song goes WXY and Zee now I know my ABC won't you sing along with me See it rhymes

Naomi Prior
Community Member
2 years ago

Really...it's an American way of teaching the alphabet!

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Deborah Lloyd
Community Member
2 years ago

Zed....Thought that was a guy's name that Mom didn't like.....

Rebekah
Community Member
2 years ago

Not to distract from the bacon war happening here, but... zed?? Really???

It's Caturday 2.0
Community Member
2 years ago

In Europe too!

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Amanda
Community Member
2 years ago

Zeta where I come from.

Neon Petra
Community Member
1 year ago

AuStRaLiA exists too...

Sofia Noemi Rodriguez
Community Member
2 years ago

Is no one gonna point out that it’s United States and not America? Canada is IN America

WhiteFox
Community Member
2 years ago

actually here in australia we also pronounce it as zed and not zee. thats weird

Jarran Carr
Community Member
2 years ago

There are 2 types of countries in the world, those that pronounce 'Z' as 'Zed', and those that have gone to the Moon.

Sally Sennett
Community Member
2 years ago

We do have lots of language rules, but then we have lots of different languages to work with.

MarleyAnn
Community Member
2 years ago

Bee Cee Dee Eee Gee Pee Tee Vee Zed Makes perfect sense.

MarleyAnn
Community Member
2 years ago

Also, Zee first appeared in a British language textbook from 1677 (Thomas Lye’s New Spelling-book). English is just weird :-)

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Cookie
Community Member
2 years ago

The rest of the world doesn't use Fahrenheit and lbs either.

ANKAN BANERJEE
Community Member
2 years ago

While growing up, I was taught to pronounce it as "zed" (thanks to the British who ruled us for 200 years btw :3 ), but now thanks to American television, I pronounce it as zee :-|

Elly Essenberg
Community Member
2 years ago

We say "zet" in Holland too.

Patricia Ross
Community Member
2 years ago

Of course we're weird. Why do think I stay here!

Jurrie Kruize
Community Member
2 years ago

Mister Webster not only changed spelling as in Humor versus Humour, he also made changes in pronunciation like Zee and Zed

Miss.Tre.
Community Member
2 years ago

America is the odd one out but continues to think it's the rest of the whole that's weird. It's you America! You are the weird one!!

Maria Morrill
Community Member
2 years ago

toucheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Gary Tortorice
Community Member
2 years ago

We cannot understand you Canucks or Brits because none of you speak English.

Tassie Girl
Community Member
2 years ago

Did you just....did you just say that the English don't speak English?

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Virginia Gould
Community Member
2 years ago

Unless you're talking about John Candy. Then Canadian bacon is awesome!

Prashant Jaiswal
Community Member
2 years ago

hahahahahaha

Allana Rose
Community Member
2 years ago

This is only part of what makes us so great! We do not follow blindly like most other countries do. We don't like something just because it's a thing the world has done since the beginning of time? We simply change it! It's all part of our rebel charm. *L* so there Pfftt!

Matt_Heagraves_GreenArmy_
Community Member
2 years ago

At least we have a better economy then you America.

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Min Lee
Community Member
2 years ago

less is more

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Camil Gagnon
Community Member
2 years ago

Shots fired... with a shotgun loaded with rock salt shells.

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Min Lee
Community Member
2 years ago

american beavers can't even marry who they want

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ResidentInsomniac
Community Member
2 years ago

Ha!

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Master Markus
Community Member
2 years ago

Seriously, I don't get why OTHER PEOPLE getting married really matters to them. Oh, we've got a religion where priests and preachers often abuse kids? Oh, that doesn't matter - the two guys across the street are getting married and God hates that! Pick your battles.

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ResidentInsomniac
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2 years ago

This is honestly vaguely disturbing. What kind of person thinks: Look, a robot! Let's go break it into pieces! And people wonder why others think Americans are violent.

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Deborah Lloyd
Community Member
2 years ago

Still having problems with just the man and woman thing......or anything!

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

B-U-R-N

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Master Markus
Community Member
2 years ago

American money being all the same colour DOES screw me up. It's not that I CAN'T read them, it's that it's way easier to pay for something quickly when you DON'T HAVE TO. Also, this is another thing where the U.S. is the odd one out, since most of the money I've ever seen from other countries is also in different coloured bills.

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AmetRaven
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2 years ago

Sorry

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Deborah Lloyd
Community Member
2 years ago

correction.....probably there is.

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Markus McCloud
Community Member
2 years ago

I think saying "Bill Nye the Science Guy" would be even more effective.

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Virgil Blue
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2 years ago

Resistance is futile.

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
2 years ago

The good thing is that you can save 175$ by a DIY achievable by an kid and still look "elegant". The teachers should repalce the traditionnal "mother's day noodles necklace" by a "mother's day paperclips necklace"!

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Master Markus
Community Member
2 years ago

The American government is too busy trying to get people like Bill, who teach real things, out of school in favour of the Bible that most of them don't even read so they don't know how awful and bullshit it is.

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Heidrance
Community Member
2 years ago

America: crashes through the door rudely, doesn't *quite* know the lyrics.

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