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Canada may be known as one of the best countries to live in, but when it comes to their neighbors south of the border, they're pretty much as savage as the funny roast Blake Lively's delivered to Ryan Reynolds on his birthday. What the Canadian culture lacks in legal firearms and super-sized fast food, they make up for in sass and maple syrup. Now, although the best country in the World has never been one to brag about their universal health care, stable economy, and near-spotless diplomatic relations, there comes a time every so often that the boot comes down - and we don't mean 'out and a-boot.' Here at Bored Panda, we've rounded up the top moments from Canada vs. USA quarrel while the rest of the globe was left literally yelling. Canada's immigration site may crash again by the end of this post, so get started on your application beforehand.

Now scroll down below to check the politest Canadian memes and best roasts in the Canada vs. America dispute!

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    Adrian Accaira
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for what its worth, the reason that lawsuit happened is because McD's was found negligent for superheating coffee in order to hold it longer. They handed someone a cup of near boiling coffee and she was burned badly in her *lap* area. It wasn't simply a case of duh coffee is hot. The story has been co opted by corporate interests to try to steer the blame from negligent practice to make it seem like it was frivolous; it wasn't.

    Marnee DeRider
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and all the woman asked for was for McD to pay her the medical costs of having SKIN GRAFTS in her "lap" area (aka groin). That's all she asked for. McD wouldn't pay for it. For those who don't know about this lawsuit, look it up. It's interesting how different the real story is from all the hype.

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    maswartz
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually the case the warnings are stemmed from was an elderly woman served coffee hot enough to give her 2nd/3rd degree burns. (if I remember right)

    Charmaine Collings
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that was it...she was in terrible pain, and after the suit McD's STILL keeps their coffee at 160 degrees...hot hot hot...WAY too hot...

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    Petra Christovová
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been staring at the photo for a long minute, then understood and laughed for like a 5 minutes.

    S Bagci
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah we do have some stupid people in the USA ..................and greedy lawyers.

    Gary Kenward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And bad laws. In Canada, there are legal conditions that have to be fulfilled before you sue someone. Maintains a modicum of sanity.

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    Bryan Turner
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lawsuit that spawned this was when there was clear evidence that a McDonald's ignored customers complaints of their coffee being actually scalding hot. The woman literally HAD to sue McDonald's to cover the cost of major SKIN GRAFTS to her lap. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald%27s_Restaurants

    Julie Obermiller
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We LOVE that tongue-in-cheek sass from our Canadian neighbors! <3

    Gary Tortorice
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is little crime in Canada because it's too cold to go outside and there is nothing worth stealing.

    Jeff Barenberg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so awesome. .. and embarrassing.

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaaaaa .... good one. Try heating coffee hotter than boiling temp... ( which is, for the one's who didn't know, how you make coffee... with BOILING water).

    Cookie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where common sense is common.

    Nicole Dodge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have two neighbors from Canada and they are "sue" and "legal action" happy! If something isnt going their way, they threaten lawsuits. They have caused our Hoa fees to rise from $300 a year to $1600 in the course of one year to cover all the neighborhood legal fees.

    Hannah Strutzenberger
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a real thing? Because that would be hilarious! So checking next time I go to Tim Hortons!

    Debbie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even coffee, or any hot beverage, without "superheating" is hot enough to cause pain and damage... just use common sense and becareful instead of trying to blame someone else

    Justi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i order coffee or tea in my country, i get it hot, so i know it's fresh. i expect it to be hot. don't behave like babies, who have yet to learn that you don't touch fire...

    Deborah Lloyd
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BRAVO....Need that advertiser here in the USA

    Hannalie Jacobs
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a McD employee didn’t straight up and poured the hot beverage on the women’s lap it stays frivoous in my opinion. If she picked the friggen thing up she should’ve felt it was hot. Dont go puttng it in your lap and then go scream my legs are on fire pay me some money.

    Jason Hook
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop. I get the feeling you don't understand what boiling water does to a human body. Just stop.

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    Min Lee
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    8 years ago

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    they forgot to end with "eh"

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    Min Lee
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadians not only have a sense of humour... but they can spell it

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    Camil Gagnon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shots fired... with a shotgun loaded with rock salt shells.

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    Min Lee
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    american beavers can't even marry who they want

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    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, I don't get why OTHER PEOPLE getting married really matters to them. Oh, we've got a religion where priests and preachers often abuse kids? Oh, that doesn't matter - the two guys across the street are getting married and God hates that! Pick your battles.

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    ResidentInsomniac
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is honestly vaguely disturbing. What kind of person thinks: Look, a robot! Let's go break it into pieces! And people wonder why others think Americans are violent.

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    Deborah Lloyd
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still having problems with just the man and woman thing......or anything!

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    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American money being all the same colour DOES screw me up. It's not that I CAN'T read them, it's that it's way easier to pay for something quickly when you DON'T HAVE TO. Also, this is another thing where the U.S. is the odd one out, since most of the money I've ever seen from other countries is also in different coloured bills.

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    Markus McCloud
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think saying "Bill Nye the Science Guy" would be even more effective.

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    Zenozenobee
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The good thing is that you can save 175$ by a DIY achievable by an kid and still look "elegant". The teachers should repalce the traditionnal "mother's day noodles necklace" by a "mother's day paperclips necklace"!

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    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The American government is too busy trying to get people like Bill, who teach real things, out of school in favour of the Bible that most of them don't even read so they don't know how awful and b******t it is.

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    Heidrance
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America: crashes through the door rudely, doesn't *quite* know the lyrics.

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